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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  8 місяців тому +126

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    • @Noone-d6u
      @Noone-d6u 8 місяців тому +1

      Make a reaction video of your most viewed videos

    • @pittiebaby
      @pittiebaby 8 місяців тому

      Twilight memes

    • @tomilesean
      @tomilesean 6 місяців тому +1

      These are always so funny

  • @bel505jam
    @bel505jam 8 місяців тому +471

    "yeah so just a little off the top" gets punched in the jaw

  • @s4ad0wpi
    @s4ad0wpi 8 місяців тому +353

    "Can I get a Haircut?"
    "SHORYUKEN!!!!"

    • @SkyBlue12.5.01
      @SkyBlue12.5.01 6 місяців тому +6

      This comment is underrated 😂

  • @charliegibson4016
    @charliegibson4016 8 місяців тому +1378

    The fact that it does not say “do to the carnivores” but “due to the carnivorous” somehow makes it much more ominous

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 8 місяців тому +168

      I mean, that's grammatically correct. "Do to the carnivores" would be performing something to the carnivores. "Due to the carnivores" would be "because of the carnivores"

    • @harrisonherbstrith8157
      @harrisonherbstrith8157 8 місяців тому +69

      Think you have your dues and do’s mixed up

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 8 місяців тому +39

      @@harrisonherbstrith8157Do to the carnivore what you would have the carnivore do to you.
      Somehow, it sounds even more insane after typing it out.

    • @batterupman
      @batterupman 8 місяців тому +36

      Nobody says "Do to the " in this context. It makes no sense.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 8 місяців тому +22

      It's sounds cut off, we'd never know carnivorous what... plants? monster? zombie?

  • @BoredAf656
    @BoredAf656 8 місяців тому +119

    bro that “DING DONG” had the same energy as “PUMPKIN!”

  • @prestonestes1388
    @prestonestes1388 8 місяців тому +590

    The “don’t season the birds sign,” is because people used to believe putting salt on a bird’s wings would prevent them from flying.

    • @EpicerrWowser
      @EpicerrWowser 8 місяців тому +15

      Yummy

    • @RANima71498
      @RANima71498 8 місяців тому +61

      Well they were technically right, they just forget the other steps that were eventually figured out.

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 8 місяців тому +11

      lmao what

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 8 місяців тому +4

      How did people get close enough to test that?

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@brigidtheirish birds will just come up to you in lots of cities because people feed them so much

  • @HunterEklund-yr4wh
    @HunterEklund-yr4wh 8 місяців тому +168

    I love going to my local park and seasoning the birds🐦🐦🐦

    • @ILikeDrawing58
      @ILikeDrawing58 8 місяців тому +6

      This is an underrated comment!
      Also... 6 likes and no replies? Imma fix dat rn

  • @Stvrgxtsoffical
    @Stvrgxtsoffical 8 місяців тому +96

    As someone with schizophrenea, i feel validated for that home depot sign🔥🔥

  • @corvanj8766
    @corvanj8766 8 місяців тому +58

    Yeah I was thinking about getting a fade-
    *_FALCON PAAAAAAWNCH!!!_*

  • @DaSilverIngot
    @DaSilverIngot 8 місяців тому +6

    ''Whatever just wash your hands''

  • @abbottschorsch2056
    @abbottschorsch2056 8 місяців тому +3

    I love how unhinged the library book order is.

  • @Cactus_-bf3lk
    @Cactus_-bf3lk 8 місяців тому +52

    I’ve been to that bathroom

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 8 місяців тому +5

      Which one did you use? I would've chosen the centaur one.🙃
      Or is it just one door?

  • @martyruth77
    @martyruth77 8 місяців тому +26

    see, the problem with the bugs is that I DO see them

    • @cottageCorebabe
      @cottageCorebabe 8 місяців тому +5

      Exactly
      It’s like
      Yeah, I see them
      You don’t though

    • @onedude1389
      @onedude1389 8 місяців тому +4

      There are bugs that you can't see in plain sight

    • @rohitchandran4471
      @rohitchandran4471 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, they can't do John Cena

    • @mobstercrow7515
      @mobstercrow7515 6 місяців тому

      The problem with bugs is that I keep them as pets and I go absolutely bonkers when I see them in the wild. I pull our my camera and snap hundreds of photos while proceeding to baby talk to them. If they are in an unsafe area, I will move them. Today I saw a beautiful bee so I stood over her while she wobbled into the garden, poor lass looked like she was dying. I also saw a caterpillar on our front porch today so I moved the little guy into the flowerbed. Always save bugs! They have an important role! Without bugs, you wouldn't survive.

    • @onedude1389
      @onedude1389 6 місяців тому

      @@mobstercrow7515Is it winter where you live??

  • @miyo-i
    @miyo-i 8 місяців тому +103

    ''Why no try.....? CRIME'' is crazy 😂😂

  • @Midwest_Railfan417
    @Midwest_Railfan417 8 місяців тому +8

    I need the "do not season the birds" sign🤣

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 8 місяців тому +5

    The first one had “SHANNON! YOUR PIZZA! IS HERE!” vibes

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 8 місяців тому +4

    Gaylord Brain Injury Unit is gonna be the name of my punk band.

    • @seriousspikesam7770
      @seriousspikesam7770 8 місяців тому

      Ask for the permission to use their name and make a scene. Or a couple more patients for them.

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому

      I love this

  • @SGT_Squid_Dog
    @SGT_Squid_Dog 8 місяців тому +2

    The fact that my dad used to work for that company in the last one and yet I've never been sent there makes me think it was edited

  • @aspenonpawss
    @aspenonpawss 6 місяців тому +3

    I went on vacation and the sign said
    “Notice there is no P in our ool, let’s keep it that way”

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 8 місяців тому +2

    The Carnivorous sounds like something that would go with the Flood or the Thing.

  • @itsbacon2014
    @itsbacon2014 8 місяців тому +5

    Imagine ding dong ditching

  • @AdLockhorst-bf8pz
    @AdLockhorst-bf8pz 8 місяців тому +2

    Putting LOTR in the religious section upsets librarians.

  • @unfunnyducky
    @unfunnyducky 8 місяців тому +6

    Due to *The Carnivorous?* That sounds like some clan of aliens or something

  • @clarakhong1148
    @clarakhong1148 8 місяців тому +1

    For a really long time, my solution to a broken door bell was a post-it note which reads: "Faulty! Please Knock!"

  • @xXPastelCatsXx
    @xXPastelCatsXx 7 місяців тому +3

    At the dental office I go to, there's a sign next to the door talking about rules and stuff, and the thing it says on the bottom is "VIOLATORS WILL BE EATEN"

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 8 місяців тому +2

    I like to imagine that the door bell isn’t broken and that sign was made by a family of epic trolls 😂

  • @Imaghost0318
    @Imaghost0318 8 місяців тому +3

    Instructions unclear, i am now locked in jail for 3 years for committing arson...
    THANKS ALOT LIBRARY

  • @Notakrinenispy
    @Notakrinenispy 8 місяців тому +2

    It’s funny because there used to be a barber near me called “uppercut”

  • @KaiAnimates7
    @KaiAnimates7 8 місяців тому +83

    The Bathroom sign got me. 💀💀💀

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 8 місяців тому +9

      Imagine the further confusion at a comic or anime convention.

    • @KaiAnimates7
      @KaiAnimates7 8 місяців тому +4

      💀

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite 8 місяців тому

      ​@RoseKindred You're in there to shit not to make out. Though ngl wish communal restrooms didn't exist.

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@RoseKindredI love the idea of walking into a bathroom and actually seeing a bunch of fantasy creatures

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 7 місяців тому

      @@reharm_realityYou can get this effect at your local ren faire

  • @heatfromsapphire
    @heatfromsapphire 6 місяців тому +2

    I can confirm, Gaylord Brain Injury University is the best university of all time

  • @129140163
    @129140163 5 місяців тому +1

    Kill the bugs you DON’T see?!? 😂

  • @nicolelafferty5552
    @nicolelafferty5552 8 місяців тому +8

    Omg! I actually have a Gaylord mug!!! Its an actual company!!!

  • @colinharter4094
    @colinharter4094 8 місяців тому +1

    the carnivorous...what?😨

  • @171trains
    @171trains 8 місяців тому

    lol I walk past that start finish sign every day 😂

  • @person-cg6yz
    @person-cg6yz 8 місяців тому +1

    Do not season the birds. My dumbass
    🧂 🤏
    🐦

  • @Gambit_Ace
    @Gambit_Ace 5 місяців тому +2

    Someone explaining why they can't open the pool: for your safety and due to the carnivores...
    Person: I'm sorry, could you repeat that last one?
    Pool person: umm... the carnivores...
    Person: THE WHAT?!?!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elatuba9702
    @elatuba9702 8 місяців тому

    The pool makes them thirstier...

  • @Sagninaw
    @Sagninaw 8 місяців тому +2

    Sorry for causing the pool to be closed I got a little too Hungry..

  • @rebeccaanne9863
    @rebeccaanne9863 7 місяців тому +1

    Due to the carnivorous what? Have the pool noodles evolved?

  • @SisterSophie-fq9jh
    @SisterSophie-fq9jh 8 місяців тому +1

    My youth center has that bathroom sign :3

  • @vdoria09
    @vdoria09 8 місяців тому

    I love closing things down due to the carnivorous 😊

  • @lrauaa
    @lrauaa 8 місяців тому +1

    lol we had that exact same sign at school 😂

  • @Frostfire26
    @Frostfire26 8 місяців тому +6

    Due to the carnivorous…what?

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 8 місяців тому +2

      That’s just it. They’re called the Carnivorous.

    • @TerrasScourge
      @TerrasScourge 6 місяців тому

      It’s grammatically correct, meaning “Due to the carnivorous [animals/things/people]”

  • @shadowace2648
    @shadowace2648 5 місяців тому

    the carnivores sign is 1 of the most fl things u will see

  • @joshuam-vn9rd
    @joshuam-vn9rd 8 місяців тому +1

    DING DONG

  • @Kit-jc3rs
    @Kit-jc3rs 8 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact- My Spotify profile picture is the bathroom sign but instead of mermaid and centaur it’s a man, woman and alien

  • @WilElbourne
    @WilElbourne 8 місяців тому

    I saw a sign showing a bunch of types of people like the one in this video

  • @danielmcnulty5431
    @danielmcnulty5431 8 місяців тому

    Actually the race in around the entire world

  • @pingvinsgamingyt3960
    @pingvinsgamingyt3960 8 місяців тому

    I think someone had a brain injury when naming the hospital

    • @cottageCorebabe
      @cottageCorebabe 8 місяців тому +1

      Might be but I am actually loving the name
      Still cracking up about it 😂

  • @Miggler
    @Miggler 8 місяців тому

    Thats what that mf gets for going to super cuts

  • @Army_Dog
    @Army_Dog 8 місяців тому +1

    My sister and I put that exact sign on our door for April fool's day a few years ago, funn6

  • @MicrocosmTheCatboy
    @MicrocosmTheCatboy 8 місяців тому

    I’m a frequenter of the brain injury unit

  • @DeathBoySunShine
    @DeathBoySunShine 7 місяців тому

    I saw a sign that said
    This is a sign you want Wendy's, and it was a sign and i laughed so hard but my sister just looked tired of me

  • @isacfelix1278
    @isacfelix1278 8 місяців тому +2

    Do crime. Read books.

  • @Munchkin.Of.Pern09
    @Munchkin.Of.Pern09 6 місяців тому +2

    But Schizophrenia *would* make someone see the bugs that aren’t there… so they would see the bugs…

  • @JayCarraway
    @JayCarraway 8 місяців тому

    Rotten Mango covers a really sad case of a very intelligent, underdog-type boy who came from nearly nothing to a prestigious university, was doing really well, and only tried to get into a fraternity for the connections it would bring in his business life, and ended up dead because they refused to give him water and made him drink a lot of fish sauce, along with hundreds of other torture styles through-ought one weekend that left a brilliant young man dead of dehydration found in a pit of dirt covered in piss.

  • @EthanAndujar-x2v
    @EthanAndujar-x2v 8 місяців тому +1

    My dad works at gaylord if y’all don’t know it’s a fancy hotel they have steaks and burgers and more!

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 8 місяців тому +1

      i stayed at a Gaylord when i went to washington dc as a kid.
      there was like.. a whole little shopping center and huge trees inside the building. definitely the coolest hotel i've ever seen.

  • @Galaxy_ThePaleKing
    @Galaxy_ThePaleKing 8 місяців тому +8

    *DING DONG* 😂

  • @KingBruiser8X
    @KingBruiser8X 8 місяців тому +8

    This... This is pathetic... I scoff at this... How foolish... Heh heh... You really think that you can get away with it??? Heh... Not for long...

    • @AngelRivera-vh3df
      @AngelRivera-vh3df 8 місяців тому +5

      Sounds like someone hasn’t found their dad yet

    • @OMG_ITS_MAY
      @OMG_ITS_MAY 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@AngelRivera-vh3df fatherless jokes are so unfunny

    • @TheTrue_Burger
      @TheTrue_Burger 8 місяців тому

      dawg, you arent going to start some shorts war wolf king alpha male sigma thing bro, just accept that nobody loved you as a child, and nobody ever will.

    • @AngelRivera-vh3df
      @AngelRivera-vh3df 8 місяців тому +2

      @@OMG_ITS_MAY u got no humor I can tell

    • @OMG_ITS_MAY
      @OMG_ITS_MAY 8 місяців тому +4

      @@AngelRivera-vh3df you have no humor if your making fatherless jokes, there are literally so many better jokes than those

  • @luigi55125
    @luigi55125 8 місяців тому

    Pools closed due to carnivorous aids

  • @gloomy_glamour
    @gloomy_glamour 8 місяців тому +2

    That bathroom sign is some non-binary person's dream lol

    • @platinum-or3y
      @platinum-or3y 8 місяців тому +2

      mine

    • @cottageCorebabe
      @cottageCorebabe 8 місяців тому +3

      I’m a Demi girl, but no matter what I would be, I do need that sign though
      It is hilarious
      It is excepting
      And I have OCD so I have a big problem with people not washing their hands
      This is perfect for me

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth 8 місяців тому +3

      @@cottageCorebabe I've never found a demi-girl in the wild, wow.. hi from a demi-boy :P
      Also I'm sorry but *accepting..

    • @cottageCorebabe
      @cottageCorebabe 8 місяців тому +2

      @death-moth
      Hiiii
      Same here
      Never found another Demi-boy or demi-girl outside like this either
      ( No problem about correcting me 😊
      English isn’t really my first language so thank you for pointing that out)

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth 8 місяців тому +2

      @@cottageCorebabe Yeeey :))) (Ahh I see ok, well all good!)

  • @Cryillon
    @Cryillon 7 місяців тому

    Yea i can run that in about four years.

  • @god_of_croissants
    @god_of_croissants 8 місяців тому +26

    Imagine getting a haircut just to turn around and get punched tf outta you 💀

    • @Preppybabiess
      @Preppybabiess 8 місяців тому +1

      it said uppercuts what do you expect

  • @mEtil5656
    @mEtil5656 6 місяців тому

    I was in namibia once, and stayed in a hotel in the middle of nowhere for a few days. They said that there was a leopard in the area that liked to drink from the pool at night sometimes...

  • @Montmaster2
    @Montmaster2 8 місяців тому

    I'VE BEEN TO THAT PARK RUN I THINK 😮😮😮

  • @lightxki
    @lightxki 6 місяців тому

    im the gaylord with the brain injury

  • @adanronaldo1866
    @adanronaldo1866 7 місяців тому

    The s is for surprise

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl 8 місяців тому

    My brain: clearly mermaids mean ladies and centaurs are guys 😘

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 8 місяців тому

      That would make reproduction quite interesting

  • @Anaxxis
    @Anaxxis 8 місяців тому

    Who the fuck is going to supercuts though

  • @-QueerfRog-
    @-QueerfRog- 8 місяців тому

    My mom actually has (or had) a legitimate sign of the ding dong one, even though our doorbell wasn't broken. It had a bird on it and I don't think we have it out anymore 🤔

    • @-QueerfRog-
      @-QueerfRog- 8 місяців тому

      Never mind, it's still out there

  • @Emil-g1y
    @Emil-g1y 8 місяців тому

    Pla do not seson the birds

  • @The_Knight_of_Helles
    @The_Knight_of_Helles 7 місяців тому

    Is sign memes a category now?

  • @Mewthreee
    @Mewthreee 7 місяців тому

    Awsome reminder to ho play smbx2

  • @windowstudios45
    @windowstudios45 8 місяців тому

    Umm it’s actually carniv-orous
    Like the ones things that are carnivorous (aka carnivores) 🤓👆

  • @Creepy_Arts
    @Creepy_Arts 8 місяців тому

    Isn’t that that one guy who had a funny Highschool quote and his last name was Gaylord? Is that the same guy?

  • @Wilderness_therapy
    @Wilderness_therapy 6 місяців тому

    Is that Gaylord Michigan?

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 8 місяців тому +5

    I created a set of bathroom signs, one was an outline of a werewolf and another a vampire. My next set will be Abbott and Costello and the Mummy.
    No reason, I just got bored and was watching older movies.

  • @SuperSlickG
    @SuperSlickG 8 місяців тому +5

    The chickens can breathe easy with this one

  • @flipperdunkprettyhighscore
    @flipperdunkprettyhighscore 8 місяців тому

    99

  • @hollo0o583
    @hollo0o583 8 місяців тому

    Are these japanese signs?

  • @Certified_idiotse
    @Certified_idiotse 8 місяців тому +3

    Bhocolate bic bookies

  • @flipperdunkprettyhighscore
    @flipperdunkprettyhighscore 8 місяців тому

    100th comment🎉

  • @extremaelias3169
    @extremaelias3169 8 місяців тому

    Ding Dong reminded me of inside out☠️

  • @enderixiusthegreat7376
    @enderixiusthegreat7376 8 місяців тому +1

    Second! Huge fan of your content. Btw r u British or Australian

  • @biglittlegiraffe
    @biglittlegiraffe 8 місяців тому

    I've gotten a new favorite sign
    "Whatever just wash your hands"

  • @MrLeo-po7xb
    @MrLeo-po7xb 8 місяців тому +2

    Damn

  • @OldDud
    @OldDud 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro pronounced carnivorous as carnivore 🗿

  • @raymancouldbe
    @raymancouldbe 7 місяців тому +1

    carnivorous
    adjective
    car·​niv·​o·​rous kär-ˈni-v(ə-)rəs
    - subsisting or feeding on animal tissues

  • @matthewboyd8689
    @matthewboyd8689 5 місяців тому

    More people complaining about how the public bathroom is as neutral as their home bathroom when they should be complaining that nobody ever actually washed their hands.
    🧼🫧🚻