I set this as my voicemail message years ago and forgot about it until my therapist called and left a message for me one day and I realized that she had to sit through this entire thing just to tell me that I had an appointment coming up. I changed it pretty quickly after that.
Hey guys! I was the one who did the deformed music video of this audio a couple of years ago, last week, after a lot of worldwide blocks by UA-cam, I finally could upload the full video which includes the second half of the audio and the completed video, you will find it easily searching: "Never Gonna Hit Those Notes 2021". It's on my second channel called Those Notes Channel by Tobi, greetings!
Time Traveler: What year is it? Girl: 1973, I’m going on a date with a guy I really like Time Traveler: Oh, what’s his name Girl: *Ted Bundy* Time Traveler: 1:01
i wash it down the drain and close the drain. Then i fill the bathtub halfway up and open the drain and unleash a fucking hoover dam's worth of water onto that pathetic spider and blast it into the sewer forever
This keeps coming back in my recommended list...I kept avoiding it and today decided to watch it...I just laughed so hard I cried, and I don't laugh like that often.
BobTheBuilder Saying mate isn't an English thing???? Literally most other countries with English as a primary language also say mate except America. Hell, I'm American and I say mate.
+Commonwealth Conqueror It's even worse when you are years past puberty and your voice sounds like shit cause you vocal chords randomly spasm. Thanks body.
first
second
Third
what the...
45,000th
when the imposter is sus
Nothing like a good note
+HowToBasic oh shit dude
Nothing like a good egg
They basically did with this what what you do in your videos, just fucking ruin everything
But it's always great in the end
ily
when a bass tries to sing tenor in choir
XD ROFL I CAN'T BREATHE
Singing tenor makes your teeth go grey!
Relatable
+Tinman Alpha just eat yeast and it'll go away
+Weebus this...
is too true.
Never gonna finish puberty.
Lmao
XD
that one person who stole my comment.
right
xD Yup
This pops into my head at random times now. It’s been going on for 7 years
Same lmao
thats why im here after 4 years
I can't listen to the original anymore
@@JacobWHill this song is like the epitome of having ADHD
I agree what has this done to my brain? >
I’m at 1% rn and honestly, this is a good way to go out.
I respect you
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
So will be I for a while, telling yhhe same
untraveled path0 the nostalgia from that man
Same
1:01 When the spider starts flying
1:13 Then it starts coming towards you
when the cockroach starts flying
when the snake starts flying
*Laughs in Australia*
When the stink fly starts flying
When the belt starts flying
this entire song sounds like someone keeps jumping out at him and continuously scaring him
Or he trying to get groin deep in a ice bath but can’t commit. 😂 every time he tries, his voice cracks.
I’ve been laughing at this comment for the last 5 minutes
it sounds like he's in a haunted house attraction
Luigi’s Haunted Mansion lol
😂😂😂
1:01 sick guitar riff 😎
LOL
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today
Bro sounding like initial d eyecatch
He hit a pinch harmonic
When you hire Tom morello
0:20 When i tell my crush i love her on Snapchat
1:01 when she screenshots the chat
Meme Machine Oksne 73 lmaoooo
LMAAAAAOOOOO
1:10 when you see her at school the next day
Michael Scott LOOOOOOOOL
@@michaelscott848 hol up ✋'_' 🖐️
0:51
"yOu jUsT sHaT YoUrSeLf"
Katarzyna Jerzykowska hahahahahaha
This made me laugh more than the video
oh my god
i nearly died when I read that
This comment deserves more likes.
Katarzyna Jerzykowska I CANT UNHEAR IT *I CANT UNHEAR IT*
Me: *scribbles out my mistake*
Person getting the tattoo: 1:01
Ha
@@JCMWTT Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
5 years later and the "SO DO IIIIIIIIII" still fucking kills me
the "and *IIIIIII* " kills me
Best part, absolutely.
1:01 When it's hot outside and you touch the metal part of the seatbelt.
jedi sammy highly relatible
jedi sammy that happens too much
So you're saying you sing this while getting in your car.
jedi sammy so relatable
At 1:01 when the shower too hot
Me when I was 14 and talking to a girl.
Vaalferatus lol
same
Vaalferatus but you're 15 now, so you get all the bitches
You got kicked in the nuts every 2 seconds while talking to a girl?
Vaalferatus Hola.
1:01 when you touch a piece of soggy food while washing the dishes
riri lol
riri That hit home...That's me all the time.
ME
riri lmao now my girlfriend uses your comment as evidence of her soggy food phobia so she doesn't have to do dishes ever
totally me
Me: _chews a gumball_
The entire Watterson family: 1:01
isnt his name like zaac or somethin?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@PinkOrangeOrangePink yes but it got him such an ego they had to change it to gumball
THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED
*aAAAAAAAAAA*
Me: **turns pillow to cool side**
Everyone else at my funeral: 1:01
most underrated comment on the internet of the entire world
This is sooo good oml😂😂😂
You are a legend i hope you are having a good day ❤️
@@CleansedHantu bruh just use the keyboard add on here's the link ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html.
@@CleansedHantu _😀_
0:44 When you're trying not to cry and someone asks you "what's wrong?"
INeverWanted2010 finally not a 101
Hilarious
👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
0:51 *_yOU'rE tOo ShORt tO SuCk!i!i!_*
@@exocakes4587 _thanks for ruining that lyric for me_
@@hilariouswolf9759 _oh, my pleasure!!!_
1:01 when you hit you toe on a corner of a table
Lol Lmao xD
1:01 when the toe crumples inside your foot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anghad Sin "one time I fucked a dog"
Well, welll, well, we meet again brother
Such an incredibly beautiful voice brings a tear to my eye every time
Make a sing-a-long version
Is this the real piss in my sploder from the youtubers? 😮😮
OMG THE SUNNY SPLOODER
+Sheldon Riklon it is! IT IS REAL piss in my sloder from the yubtubber!
+SunnySplosion ayy lmao
+SunnySplosion OH MY GAWD IS THAT THE REAL SONNY SPLOOGEON?!?!?!?
1:01 When you make a Club Penguin account but forgot to ask for parents permission
1:01 when you hear that Club Penguin is dying
1:01 When you buy a year of club penguin membership only to figure out it's shutting down
RIP Club Penguin :(
oo0RE0 True
when you make one than realize it is dead
Me: drops off my son
Everybody else at the grand canyon: 1:01
GrayGamer 😂😂😂
XD
AHAHAH
Didn't see that coming xD
They had us in the first half there not gonna lie
*aaaa*
"never thought i would still be listening to this in 2024"
meeee lol
Nobody:
SoundCloud rappers trying to start a career:
this aint even a rapper
@@AwesomeExists yes he is, one of the world's finest.
@@SpuddyPotato ur right
"Hey I'm a 15 yr old rapper tryna make it through listen to my music so I can make money"
-Every SoundCloud rapper basically ever
@@aidancommenting ye
I set this as my voicemail message years ago and forgot about it until my therapist called and left a message for me one day and I realized that she had to sit through this entire thing just to tell me that I had an appointment coming up. I changed it pretty quickly after that.
Madlad right here.
Why would you change it
I wonder how she reacted to 1:12
OOF
IDK WHY BUT THIS RLY GOT ME IM LAUGUING SO HARD AHHHHHH
Human: lol why are elephants so afraid of mice? Do they even know how big they are?
Also human when he sees a bug: 1:01
In a bug lovers case:
Their instincts: 1:01
Them: 0:19
They*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@dionysus2179 😂 only spiders do deserve that many imo lol
@@dionysus2179 oh xD
This is a timeless classic
Me: Takes off seatbelt early so I can get out quicker.
Everyone else on the roller coaster: 1:01
But they don't care about you
Eswin Cruz *n o u*
@@jennyberger8229 *n o u*
@@escrulex @Jenny Berger n o u
@@escrulex Except the people in the same row as you, as they share a restraining bar with you.
1:01 When you see a good video on the recommended section, but you accidently refresh.
OH HELL NAH! I hate that shizzle.
Wait. You can refresh
Bruh saaaame
Very true
Ali Sebraoui i aLmOsT pEeD!😂
This is the most educational video on how going through puberty is like.
agreed my homie
I agree
I haven't gone through it
NCS Rankings LMAO
NCS Rankings lol
My mom loves this song and plays it non stop so i blasted this on speaker. I think she got the message
1:01 when your teacher leaves the cursor on the video bar.
SunBurn - Norsk IKR
SunBurn - Norsk Yes
OMG so true
i don't get this one, explain plz
DaysInTheDust lmao thx
1:01 When you see the United Airlines security walking towards you.
Icelanticore wow that escalated quickly
Sad thing it escalated without you because you got dragged off the plane
imgur.com/a/pJEDp Coincidence?
Bruh lol
1.10
Me: *opens a pack of gum*
People that i dont know in my class: 0:44
Yay a comment that's not about 1:01
then you when they ask: 1:01
but the pack really is empty: 1:01
1:10
Lol
As a 36 year old man, I love this song. It truly speaks to my young side, and desire to fit in with the young folks at my 9-5 job pumping gas.
wait you still have pumps where the workers pump my gas? WHERE DO YOU LIVE PEASANT?
What a freaking legend! Keep up the good work being so based
1:01 how it feels to chew five gum
JettTheGameMan 101 so far that is my favorite 1:01 comment
thx lol
JettTheGameMan 101 Stimulates your senses
JettTheGameMan 101 dang it i was going to comment that
JettTheGameMan 101
1:01 when you’re getting a Prostate exam and see both the doctors hands on your shoulders
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lil Barnacle most underrated comment tbh
Oh my god 😂
Lol 😂
you mean 1:13 c:
Looks like puberty hit this guy like a truck
you mean boss right not buss
ichigo kurosaki no I know what I said
I changed buss to truck to have less confusion
Nah, more like a feather
FINALLY, something original
Leaving this comment so that whenever someone likes it I'll comeback and listen to this masterpiece
Girl: What sort of music are you into?
Me:
Girl: 1:01
*digs for buried treasure*
Everyone else at the cemetery: 1:01
Nice
F.B.I. Approves
*NOICE*
The Good the Bad and the Ugly in a nutshell
Link OOT approves
"You wouldn't get this from any other guy"
WOAH CALM DOWN-
HOLY HELL-
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE DON'T-
LMAO NOOO
WAIT NO-
Hey guys! I was the one who did the deformed music video of this audio a couple of years ago, last week, after a lot of worldwide blocks by UA-cam, I finally could upload the full video which includes the second half of the audio and the completed video, you will find it easily searching: "Never Gonna Hit Those Notes 2021". It's on my second channel called Those Notes Channel by Tobi, greetings!
1rst
@@zachthetruememeking and last
lol i bet this was all inspired by your teenage voice cracks
Buenardo
@@ImNotDubz mood
I can't listen to the normal version anymore.
TKWeckroth Because this is the normal version
1:01 when you drop your food and your dog starts running towards it
KaijuFlips this is the funniest one I've read
KaijuFlips How can my dog run towards my food if it is my food?
And then you get confused and end up eating your dog and walking ur food to the park
12Key_TØPtrash oh my god...you win the internet today
More like 1:11
Man, puberty must really be rough
Nice comment stealing 😂👏
dont take me to prison🙏🏼😬
Sure ees.
It is
Justin Z. Nice account stealing 😭👏
1:01 KILLED ME-
When you touch metal on a hot day
@@r1friends344 💀💀💀💀💀
1:01 my entire class when one light goes off
Same
JUNGKOOK IS BEAUTIFUL IS THERE RYRO ON UR PROFILE PIC? Wanna be frens?
alexandergranster28 For some reason, everyone in my class loves and goes balistic when one/all of the lights go out.
Adriana Young SAME
SAME THEY ARE LIKE SCREAMING i am the only one that doesn't scream. 1 like = 1 prayer
*1:01** when theres no candy in the van*
UNDERRATED COMMENT BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
Ouch. Lol
R.I.P
*when theres no candy in the van and the rapers pull their pants down* 1:01
*Unzipping noises*
1:01 when your teacher presses "skip" before you clicked on an answer in kahoot
O: SAME!!!
Lol you must live in pocomoke. If so, I Do to :))
Don't you mean 1:11
When you accidentally click the wrong answer and go from 2nd place to 14th
Salamander so relatable
The combine: we'll be much more powerful with this citadel.
Gordon: *blows it up*
The combine: 1:01
Lol
Me: **Turns around to lay more comfortably**
The surgeons doing my heart surgery: 1:01
Me: **Gets out of bed to use bathroom**
The Heart Surgeon & Nurse: 1:01
The Anesthesiologist: **Guy sweating meme**
Me: wakes up and stretches
Everyone at my funeral: 1:01
*heart literally drops out*
@@platygetzkillz627 props for spelling Anesthesiologist correctly
@@oni8337 auto correct
1:01 When a centipede runs across your desk
Basically, yeah
+Emperor Palpatine Made my year Lmfao XDD
+Emperor Palpatine OMFGGG
+Emperor Palpatine hah what a pussi!
Oh Emperor Palpatine. Centipedes are nothing to be afraid of.
This song cured my depression
Me too man
Yep.
Tristan Archer Cured mine for an hour, then it came back.
This Crazy Gamer What?
this song regained my will to live
For 11 seconds, he was killing it. Then it all derailed from there.
Time Traveler: What year is it?
Girl: 1973, I’m going on a date with a guy I really like
Time Traveler: Oh, what’s his name
Girl: *Ted Bundy*
Time Traveler: 1:01
@Chris P. Chicken ted bundy was a serial killer
Girl: Ed Gein
Time traveler: 1:01
I'm weak
If I was the time traveler:
*Teleports to Ted Bundy*
Me: 1:10
@Chris P. Chicken if this was a joke I'm r/whoosh but he killed many women
1:01 when there's a spider in the shower and you spray it with water but it cOMES BACK AGGRAVATED
OMG this hurts me. XD
Bannanasaurus Rex XD
Bannanasaurus Rex it happen to me not long ago!
***** sAME
i wash it down the drain and close the drain. Then i fill the bathtub halfway up and open the drain and unleash a fucking hoover dam's worth of water onto that pathetic spider and blast it into the sewer forever
Me: **Opens up a bag of chips**
Literally everyone in the cafeteria: 0:44
😂😂😂
Finally a comment that isn’t 1:01
👌
(:
@@therealfunni4272 i had this on Bluetooth
no one:
not a single person:
karens spazzing over people doing their job: 1:01
1:01 When the cold water splashes up when you're on the toilet.
SlayerOfTears ikr XD
XDDD
XDDDD IM IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW XDDDD
SlayerOfTears ikr
XDDD
it's called Poseidon Kiss
When ur wheelchair friend starts walking: 1:01
*"Magic"*
Dumb and dumber 2
Is this a dumb and dumber reference...?
“IM CURED!”
Relatable
When you try to act natural in front of a cute girl 1:01
+brand 02 lol
XD
1:01 "He has spoken the language of Mothra"
This keeps coming back in my recommended list...I kept avoiding it and today decided to watch it...I just laughed so hard I cried, and I don't laugh like that often.
same I just watched this and crawling in my crawl haha good shit
😂😂
I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING FROM LAUGHTER AFTER LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS xD
Hannah Arocha
My ribs are killing me ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love this need a ring tone for this !!!
Hannah Arocha THAT MADE ME LAUGHHH
1:01 when the united airlines runs out of seats
lol
420th like
666th like
John Snow lmao!
oh my God
1:01 when the cockroach flies
😂👌🏼
I think I just woke everyone up by laughing way too hard
XD IM DYING THAT HAS MADE MY DAY
El Dios del Lag 💀💀💀💀💀
El Dios del Lag Lol
1:10
“never gonna gIVE YOU Up
WOAH
WOAH
WOAH
*cocking machine gun*
WOAH
*automatic machine gun fire*
never gonna lET YOu-
_aeUGHHHHH_
*airhorn blast* ”
-Rick Astley
1:01 when you go from 1st to 7th in Kahoot by missing 1 question
StalwartJarl me
1:01 when he put it in the wrong hole
Bubble Mints w
Silver Silvally is
Rt
1:01 When you notice that 99% Of the comments are "1:01 when *something happens"
Edit: Im back 2 years later. I don't know why.
Ronja Janatuinen
1:12 HAPPENED!
Including this one.
Ronja Janatuinen Dang I was going to comment that
Ronja Janatuinen pop
yes
1:01 When you scroll down to the comments and you see only comments like these
true
Exactly לישי אלימלך
I agree לישי אלימלך
True!
לישי אלימלך ikr
My neighbours wake up when they hear it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously it’s really funny I like it. I’m gonna like it for like seven years.
is this vaporwave
+CatalystEXE hah lol
+CatalystEXE not enough ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ
imthescatguy xD
+CatalystEXE no...
its rickwave
song name?
how it feels to chew 5 gum
stimulate your senses
More like FUCK YOUR SENSE **BA DA DA**
code name : meme meme 1:12
『Lunatic Parade』 i am laughing at my phone and my mom is looking at me like im fucking crazy bc of you
95 dam that more the my subs
Nobody:
people in gorila glue commercials when the gorila shows up: 1:01
Underrated
Plzzz i was LMAOOOO and got scolded from mom 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t like it’s at 123
XD
Yeah
Music in movies when the aliens are appearing : 1:01
He hit the Mariah high note
1:01 when a roach flies
James Ellsworth Relatable 😂
Berserker Titan when a bug fly's at you or playing Animal Crossing and a beehive falls out of a tree
Berserker Titan Lol
this happened to me like 5 minutes ago
Kiku Honda lmao
1:01 Jacob satourios without autotune
*LMAO* (insert imojie here)
MatCat 😂
im dying
Pickachu OMFG YASSSSS
Pickachu HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YAAAAAAAAAS
1:01 when you open a box of LEGOS and start building then realizing you’re missing a piece that completes the whole structure.
Enzo Diez the plural is LEGO, not legos
More like when you accidentally step ON legos.
Thomas WilliamsonWard another grammer nazi supporter
John Saunders there was already a comment like that
And then you find the missing piece in your foot, when you stepped on it.
1:01 When you google "Grandfather clocks" but the "L" key doesn't work...
I DIED!
should be top comment
Why would you google grandfather clocks?
Halloween*
FYI, it started out as hallows eve
this video has got a small loan of a million views
xd
+Flater Is it gonna use them to build a wall?
+Flater crappy joke from that virgin that surfs on csgo
+KLichts Pyrocynical?
+Flater This is like a joke from Donald Trump "A small loan of a million dollars"
Doctor: you have 1:28 to live
Me: ...
nice one obama
Sulf3r 128 likes
Sulf3r That's a pretty specific time.
1:01
Too late, I climaxed at 1:01
1:02,when you say no to your younger sibling
Person: **sings well**
Got Talent Judges: nah fam
Kid who's pet water died 20 years ago: 0:30
Got Talent Judges: **golden buzzer**
RIP pet water
@Rift Reaper thx bro
@Super Hans noice
Pet water. 🧐
@@thecatfather857 r/woooosh (How many "O's" are there in woooosh?)
1:01 When you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and there's a stitched up wound where your kidney is
+Tunnel Snakes Rule! c'mon man help me save my mom man!-butch deloria. plus frank needs to be more filthy
*was
He didn't say anyone took the kidney out.
i took there kidney
Eyeless Jack I am there kidney...
1:01 when you try to make your water in the shower a tiny bit warmer but it turns to molten lava instead
True M8
it happens to me all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Distemper RELATEABLE
Your profile picture is FABULOUS so I'm only liking your comment for that. :)
Maya Enriquez HOW DARE YOUU??!!
this exactly gets me trying to hit notes higher than my voice can handle
Just got rick rolled by squeaky shoes
IM DYING
Like those pickles that squeak when you rub them.
spongeboob
Bundt head yep
HAHAHAAAAAAA
1:01 When you get kicked in the sack
Satan's Loaf lmao
WTF,
(screams beautifully)
The feels when a meme is brutally murdered in front of you. R.I.P Rick Astley, the man, the meme, the legend
Amen
Hiss
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Amen.
+pepe oh shet its lord pepe im sory do t take my virginity
Me: **puts a food coloring in water without wearing any googles**
Chemistry Teachers: 1:01
me: *starts chopping the vegetables*
everyone at the hospital: 1:01
It took me a second, but once I got it, I really got it.
Sn4keV3n0m2290 stop mate, this isnt reddit
@@scotty3739 stop dude, this isn't UK English
BobTheBuilder Saying mate isn't an English thing???? Literally most other countries with English as a primary language also say mate except America. Hell, I'm American and I say mate.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m sleep deprived or retarded, but I ain’t getting it
This
This is why I'm on the internet
Ya
1:01
Cups on my ears koo
Flavia the Trash Can 777 likes
No, this is why the internet exists.
1:02 When you're a second late.
I see what you did!😂
😂😂
I see🤣
it is also when you smurfabatie
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
1:01 when the poop hits the water, and it splashes you back
1:01 when you accidentally step on your dog’s chew toys at 2am
The best one.
Nice taste in memes and, judging by your avatar, nice taste in music too
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
UwU쓰레기통 y e s.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Puberty in a nutshell
I know a guy who has this bad.
+The Space Kitten Commander That must suck.
+Commonwealth Conqueror Speaking isn't a necessity
+Commonwealth Conqueror It's even worse when you are years past puberty and your voice sounds like shit cause you vocal chords randomly spasm. Thanks body.
+Matt Merrill I think it's sexy when the guy I like has multiple voice cracks in 1 sentence
0:59 Peter Griffin is that you?
It is😉
Thanks jesus
Not MumNoBoi Ewww... a Gacha Tuber
"Hey lois, I'm singing Never gonna give you up"
Yup
This is the first video I still have added to my favorites on UA-cam
I was 15 years old when I first saw this, still hits hard 9 years later at 24