Jazz for Cows
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2011
- www.newhot5.com. The New Hot 5, American-based jazz band plays for a herd of cows in Autrans, France. The unedited footage is now uploaded on our channel in two parts. If you want to hear more, check out our other videos of concerts for humans.
The two songs in this video are both in the public domain:
1. "When the Saints Go Marching In" is a traditional early American folk hymn of unknown origin.
2. "Bill Bailey, Won't You Please Come Home" composed by Hughie Cannon (1877--1912) was published in 1902.
"So, who is your target audience?"
"It's complicated..."
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Cash cows
Cowmplicated
It's getting harder and harder for jazz musicians to find an audience nowadays
Or is it getting harder and harder to find a jazz band cause they're all busy playing gigs for cows?
*It's getting harder and harder*
@@stain5570 😩
Yes no more intelligent people haha
Jazz is for cows only.
"Their moo's are kinda funky"
-cows
Also cows: "what have they been eating after all this time?"
😊😊
Can we please bring back this era of UA-cam 🥲
I miss that too but it is never happening
we lost it long ago
Bring again UA-cam without advertising. Back to days when UA-cam was a hobby not a job
I just came back from watching bardcore videos, I'm not complaining.
We remember those memories through these videos. Every time I see it, I feel sad that so much time has passed.
After this the cows decided they were done with grass and wanted to hear more brass
This comment is so underrated 😂
Less grass, more brass
smartest comment here
Ur ass is grass
That is hilarious! 😂
Everyone thought we would have flying cars in the future, but this is way better.
do you honestly think jazz for cows is better than flying cars?
because i think so too.
How about flying cows playing jazz themselves?
@@stefan1924 yes
true bro flying is overrated anyways
Flying car is totally overrated
I took an intro to jazz course in college from the tuba player. He is just as you would expect him to be- the chillest person around, and he had so many stories about meeting and playing with all the great jazz musicians. Such a fun class.
Thanks for sharing. That was the class I most enjoyed teaching. I retired from BYU in 2018.- Steve (Professor Call)
@@stevecall5874Oh wow youre the lecturer??? :)
@@stevecall5874awesome playing and clearly you are a positive force in peoples lives. Bless you
He played with some of the greatest jazz musicians?? I KNEW that middle cow looked familiar! Miles Davis, you think you can hide behind your bovine facade!
@@stevecall5874you sounded amazing here.
I've never heard such a rich tone out of a small body tuba like the one you're playing in this clip.
Really quality work
I love how all the cows' ears are pointing up to listen to the music, bravo, what a beautiful video.
mine did the same thing!
*The dislikers are those cows which were not present at that moment*
This is low-key a hard burn
don't ya mean that... mooment?
Or triggered vegans
Tho idk why they would hate this
They were in India. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dark world
Cows show respect musicians by not eating grass and being silent, but most people dont.
What can i say. I see a musician play; I eat grass. Can't help it.
Some of them still eat
Joy
Ah some of them were still eating grass.
Ya humans eat grass while listening to jazz
i think its moments like this that makes life amazing. not some huge long planned super serious stuff. just a few guys playing music for cows for no special reason and enjoying life
I totally agree
COWS ARE LITERALLY SO PURE, INCREDIBLE AND BEAUTIFUL 🥺💝
And delicious 😋
@@legitbeans9078like your mom's puss puss❤
@@legitbeans9078you’re delicious
They're so cute.
They kill more people than sharks do!
Cows are even nodding and looking at each other like the audience in America's got talent.
Yo 😂
😂😂😂
Nice one😂😂
I want you to have my daughter
they are critiquing their performance
Life's good, fresh grass, good music, and no rain today.
_A random grateful cow._
sure......and then a knife across the throat, this is so phony, they don't want to hear this idiot play , they want their freedom and to live 25 years they are supposed to.
@@reesecarr2105 Yeah, and I want my steak
@@reesecarr2105 tell me you’re an overly aggressive vegan without telling me you’re an overly aggressive vegan
@@bgebre4031 stating the fact ! you think them cows care this idiot playing music?? he looks like an idiot!
@@reesecarr2105 you are the idiot here, shut your @ss up and respect the people.
"You know Bessie, for a bunch of old humans they're pretty good!"
I actually think this is it. I think I found my favorite UA-cam ever. The music, the cows and the way they came running up one by one and all stood there giving all of their attention. This video just made me so happy I’ll be coming back around here for years to come.
Whoever's playing the cowbell is absolutely killing it.
Damn straight dude
probably the cow
@@named746 no shit sherlock
@@DEAD_DOG I ate your dog
So, it must be the butcher then
When the company tells they really care about their cows
"Well...How much can you care for some cows?"
Company: *hires jazz band*
I noticed that on milk cartons for the first time today
@Mister Ious Inflicting pain, killing living creatures who feel everything very well not for survival but just because they taste good sure is hilarious 😂🤣 fuck all those sensitive pussies amirite?
@@deei1919 I found the angry Vegan!
"musical milk"
I love how the entire world's gathering around to see cows listening to jazz
Thank you guys for serenading my family
I was expecting the cows to clap at the end.
the cows were expected you to " moo" at the end
LOL
VGPras Lol I’m picturing it now, clapping their hooves together 😂
Someone do this on After Efects please!
Jajaja
the cows even gave them a standing ovation the whole time
they did a backflip in this one ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@blablablawkwkwk I-
Fuck
I know right?! 😂
the amount of times I’ve been rick rolled today...
@@blablablawkwkwk I can always recognize that link >:)
Cattle are attracted to this type of sound. In Brazil, we have an instrument called Berrante (a horn made of... horn lol) made to guide the cattle.
Great an audience that doesn't keep jabbing away during the performance. Lovely.
I choose to believe that none of those guys know each other or planned this
They know each other, they're the New Hot 5! But, they didn't plan this, it was all entirely improvised and unexpected and these were the first notes they played that morning, before they even warmed up
As you should
They're all wearing khaki's, they know each other all right
@@James-jg7kv i thought every men above 35 wears khakis
Just like five random dudes all in khakis who happen to have their instruments
Imagine just eating grass and chilling all day and one day these figures show up and play great sounds...
And the next day you become a steak.
@@LC-fq4cv LOL
Imagine posting a video of you playing jazz for a bunch of cows 8 years ago, and all of a sudden millions of people are flocking in to see it.
😂❤️
Mona Lisa LOL
you can tell this is an old video. Today's cows would all be on their phones during the concert.
The cows are so polite and gave them their undivided attention throughout his song
The concert got canceled, so instead of wasting time doing nothing, they went to find audience
😂😂
At least they make those cows happy
👎
Atleast the cows are a good audience, they even gathered around and everything :DD
@@bro_street 👎
To everyone complaining that the music isn't complicated enough, i think if you were a cow you wouldn't enjoy jacob collier either
Damn what a mooooooood ;p
The beauty of life is in simplicity so I'd say that was some neat music.
Ahahahahhahahahahaha
Who's Jacob Collier?
@@omen2332 search him up and I guarantee you will NOT be disappointed.
This captures the spirit of jazz, in my mind, better than anything else I can think of at the moment. What a great jam session - choice of "Saints" is perfect. So happy to see some of the younger heifers, especially, joining in with their bells! 👏👏
Still the best video on UA-cam!! Cheers me up every time!
i love how 1k people on the dislike button are just like “nah. jazz for cows sucks”
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Lmaoo
Probably from some people who think it's inhumane or something
@@shiiiguthewise6778 lmao "how dare they subject the poor animals to such spicy dissonance. We only play Bach to our cows"
That's a golden comment
Disney princess: starts singing
All animals in a 5 mile radius:
Lol 😂
This comment is really underrated
I'd like there to be a Disney movie about a princess who can't sing but is damn good at playing jazz and all the animals help her on her adventures because they think it sounds great, and are fed up with princesses songs at this point.
flamingo bird Holy crap that’s genius. You should write a book!
@@beezlebubrulerofhell3118 LOL
Im laughing so hard lololololloool
LUUUUUV it - How the lovely cows have gathered to hear the gents!! ADORABLE❣💕💞To the Cows and the Musicians🎺
Tuba, banjo, trumpet, clarinet and trombone. Very well played!
The cow audience is more respectful than the human audience.
Yeah sadly in a couple weeks they get there heads chopped off
Walid Fakhfakh why?
Walid Fakhfakh what’s worse you being a human and seeing my comment or getting tattooed, branded and getting you’re head chopped off? curious
Walid Fakhfakh also if this was a yulin dog farm and they were playing jazz and uploaded it too UA-cam EVERYONE in the comments would be making the comment I made
@@walidfakhfakh3660 except thats true lmao. They are probably all dead now
Its so cute that they all gathered to witness this like they’re respecting the beautiful music
They are respecting the beautiful music.
They do.
Guys! I think i am a cow too. 🤔💀
I don’t know if they can perceive music
Witness this beautiful music before witnessing a shot to the brain then sliced into steak and ribs
This is hands down the best video on UA-cam
It isn't violent btw it is for all audiences (just make sure kids know to never feed them, especially on their porch or property)
This is exactly the type of music i imagined cows listen to
I want to form a band so we can tour and just perform for cows exclusively.
Yesssss
admission: 2 prime cuts
i'm in ;)
I'll play the sax
Do u guys need a triangle musician?
The funniest part is that they all stopped eating grass just to enjoy their music
Yes
Hey its free entertainment!
in exchange for their grass,
the cows tuned it to some jazz.
the end.
Cows are very curious animals they usually come close if you stand there
It’s more of curiosity. Cows aren’t very bright
Concerning when cows have better music taste than most humans
People are going to be like "this is the best milk/cheese I've had in my LIFE! What did they feed these cows?"
"A steady diet of smooth jazz!"
those cows are more polite as an audience than most people today
No shit captain obvious, they're cows
we live in a society huh
Right
Bold of you to think so highly of cows, Grass
If you play poorly, they might just Moo you.
“Jerry, come out to this field and bring your clarinet.”
“Stephen, I’m at work.”
“Did I stutter?”
"did I st-udder?"
Thomas Atwood r/woooosh
@RTP
Hahaha! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Femmefatal bro he clearly got the joke stop whooshing people and start watching people play jazz for some cows
@@librarianrose4472 r/woooosh is dead in UA-cam and few people are just doing it so stop
This is so wholesome.
A very beautiful moment. I cried . Just beautiful.
"Has anyone ever heckled you in a performance?"
"I got Moo'd off stage once"
“Did he... just say that ??”
“Shh... shut your laughter, dont let the human know”
"Be polite, it's clearly not their first language"
underrated comment
😂😂😂 1000 IQ comment
I'm wheezing omg...lmao
Chino pants : on
Shirts : tucked in
jazz : playing
Cows : vibing
Hotel?: Trivago
big pp Wow you’re so funny dawg 😐 That joke is just as funny the 2,593rd time as it was the first 300 times.
@@Thwump chill out lmao it's a youtube joke comment maybe try doing something useful with your life.. much love ❤
@@Thwump i take every chance i have
99.9 % of men are gay You don’t know who I am buddy, quit gettin pressed. It’s just that I don’t find a joke that’s been used over and over like a condom in a Mississippi trailer park funny after 3 years of hearing it. You seem more mad ab this than the dude I criticized lightheartedly
This has been sitting in my watch later for about 2 years... I shouldn't have waited so long
Don't know what leads me here, but I guess I'll visit here regularly.
So polite, they didn't take out their phones during the performance!
Tony Liang we sure can see by that how bad peoples are and how good those girls are !
+Tony Liang LOL
lmfaooooooo hahahaha
Tony Liang ROTFLMAO!!!!!
that is not a way to talk when you are a woman
My thought process: Whoever is playing the cowbell is off.. oh cow bell .. is on the cow
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It's jazz anyway haha
I laughed out loud to this, underrated comment
The cow was the best player
You just spoke for me
They can't explain it to us, but they know they like it. What a beautiful heartwarming scene. I love the piano for elephants as well.
This has got to be one of the best videos on UA-cam
The aliens disguised as cows: Write that down write that down!!!
The Holy Knight Seconded 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Close encounters of the third kind reference
Lol reminds me of the tool song Rosetta stoned
XDDDDDD
I like how the cows were more respectful than most human audiences.
bruh they're cows
@@onion4879 thats why
And more intelligent.
They're cows, they just stand around.
Spot on.
Not everyday you see a euphonium out in the wild. Very cool.
I always come back to this video. good morning 🤍
When you consider what a cow's daily life is like, this is truly high entertainment!
Sadly, after this event, life was never the same for these cows. They had a taste of human entertainment and eating grass and grazing was just never the same. Later that year, all 12 cows tragically took their lives :( /s
@@zeffery101 🤣
Who wouldn't enjoy good music?
@@archie15900 Well said!
its a shame we harm and kill these lovely animals for our greed
I love how the cows start looking around at each other at the same time like there’s some silent conversation happening.
its a shame we harm and kill these lovely animals for our greed
@@Ammeo We don't kill them for greed, they are slaughtered for our sustenance.
@@Ammeo for food
@@DP_KUN But its unnecessary. I haven't eaten any meat for 30+ years and i am completely fine. Infact, 40% population of India are born vegetarians which equates to more than 400 million+ born vegetarians in India alone
@@Ammeo girl I love animals as much as the next person but being vegan isn't gonna save the world or even animals, hate how preachy y'all can be (btw I was vegetarian for 4 years)
Needs more cowbell. 😂
This is great!
i love the audience so calm and enjoy the music with the grass in their mouth ❤❤
The cows are thinking, “ You know, those humans can really be entertaining sometimes . They’re some interesting creatures “.
They dont think
sometimes they might
Lol
@@zanguauvaitomacu4925 of course they do. Not to human level but they do think.
@@jimmytimmy3680 No, they dont.
The best part is that the crowd is not mooooing at all
Better than humans, right?
I think I mistyped "Whooooooo-mans", didn't I?
So fire it ended up in my music playlist. Well done.
They are so intensive with the music! How cool!
On mootube: humans play jazz for me
XD
Underrated comment lol
MooTube
LMAO
I honkin love this comment
The cows be like:
Those are some pretty weird cows right there
Ye cuh think tis a game der go cuh right der
Also underrated comment
"Those guys have a weird accent"
This needs more likes
This is so great ❤❤❤ the cows looked so happy 😁
Imagine chilling with your homies and the jazz backegound music hits
literally nobody is giving credit to the musicians who are actually pumping a good song
It really does sound very nice, I wonder if they created this song themselves or if this song already exists... (I need to know the name of it!! 😭😂)
They're in the hall of fame, what are you taking about them not receiving credit?
That clarinet player was going in
@@dt_lopes2087 The song is called saints go marching in. It's a very old song, but definitely nice to hear.
Because this is not the point, lol
Cows be like *"Here comes the guests who were not invited for the party."*
Lol
Incredible Moments are the crown jewels of the performance.
Absolutely adorable ❤
the cows are like "check how long these guys can fart with style"
🤣🤣
@@user-ce3rj4bb1c 병신정자
Duuudeee,,, you ruin the fun with that joke. Lmao
@@Ghwnguadhwj .... how could you....
@@Ghwnguadhwj you just copied his name XD
The cows are more well-behaved than the humans in the background.
I don't even think cows can mentally misbehave, as in not possible.
@@HourRomanticist yeah they can I e seen it
Comments like these make me lose brain cells
@@emoreg1386listen here you little shit. It's whooosh, anyway.
Well that's kinda rude. Can't some laugh for seeing something like this? That crazy old man was an exception.
I love this kind of videos. Simple and fun
Thank you for sharing your fun.
These dudes were so happy to have an audience, they got they whole band back together.
They're on a mission from God
LMAO
A truly symbiotic relationship... nature is healing...
Lol yes absolutely. Brilliant!
It seems like they also rehearsed a bit more before the second gig ;-)
can we all just appreciate the fact that these cows has stopped eating to listen to them ?
Any cow will do it
(As long as its good)
they are very curious animals
you can hear them ringing the cow bell in the beginning, thats why they came lmfao...
@@Sk8forsocks no they have cowbells around them lmao, and why would they stay if there was no food. Your logic was flawed
I played guitar for cows once^^ also in "la Campagne" was fun, they love music.
Freaking brilliant! The world needs more of this!
ah, my favorite video on youtube finds its way to my recommended once more!
Guy in the pink shirt kind of looks like Bill Gates.
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
My grandpa used to be able to get a bunch of cows into his barn when he was young, he would either sing or play a trumpet and they would all come to the barn and just stare at him like this.
I think they honestly love the sound.
Oh, trust me! They do! :) There are several studies that show that many animals are capable of detecting beats just like we do and are capable of enjoying music as well. I bet your grandpa played the trumpet pretty good to have them entertained ^^
Oh that’s so beautiful oh my gosh
Snow White:
They think your gramps is summoning the devil
@@imsohandsome wow bro, so funny
I don't why youtube recommend me this video, maybe they're know im in recovery from stress.
BTW cute cows.
One of the best videos on the internet
Sounds like the beginning of a pixar movie
Looks like it too
Thats I thought‼
Ohhh that vibes bro.
A cow that wants to be musician
SOUL
needs more cowbell
+powerfusev2 well played.
😂😂😂😂😂
Don't fear the reaper
I GOTTA have more *cowbell* baby...
I wrote the same thing and looked down and saw you beat me by a year. Oh well.
yup, very respectful audience, stayed quiet throughout the performance. plus, no cows snuck in or out in the middle of the performance. these cows behaved more civilized than humans.
2011: recorded
2016: not yet
2021: still nope
2023: let's recommend this after 12 years
I don't think people realize how awesome the older dude on tuba plays. It might sound simple, but the evenness of his tone, vibrato, rhythms, and his note choices are all tasteful in a way that only comes with decades of playing.
Its a euphonium
Which is not a tuba and serves completely different purpose in an ensemble. Fellow eupho
@@mirondelpero5592 Euphonium and tuba player here. That’s definitely not a euphonium, but I can see why you thought it was because it looks to me like a travel tuba, which are a lot smaller than tubas but bigger than euphs
Edit: or as someone else said, it could be an F or Eb tuba
Agreed, the man is killing it
As a tuba player can def say that his tone is clean asf lol
They have turned themselves into Moo-sicians.
Shut up
this is good.
I’m pretty proud of this joke ngl
Getoutta here
Get out
Used to jam it with me harmonica back in the french countryside for cows. These guys are so chill, cant stand regular audiences anymore
A very respectful audience! That is rare to find.
The cow audiences are so gentle that I think they can also appreciate the classic music. They never cross the ranch line and keep in silence without "moooow" sound until the end of the show!
hahah true xD
ㄹㅇㅋㅋ
@@qwqwqwqw407 Τωο καν πλαυ ατ θατ γαμε
Classical music is actually being played at cow farms in Europe because it keeps them calm and composed and also produce more and better milk
@@george5992 wait is that researched?
“Yo there’s a bunch of cows there”
“Cool”
“...”
“...”
“You know what’d be sick? If we played for them”
“... you're onto something there”
Give or take this will have thousands of likes
@Adrian Castañeda The other side? Or it's just coincidence?
15 million people: *INTERESTING*
I ate cheese burgers for dinner yesterday
E
the cows are like " what are yall donig, yall are not helping us with natural selection"
I love this video more than I can put into words omg