I Played Hardcore Modded Minecraft for 100 Days..

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  • @bomzhpakis
    @bomzhpakis 3 роки тому +383

    17:50 "...Idk why cuz I'm too innocent for that"
    -Joel, a grown, married man, who has a cult about torturing chickens in minecraft

    • @TerrificBrick15
      @TerrificBrick15 3 роки тому +33

      It’s not a cult👿
      It’s a *religion* 😇

    • @theparrot6516
      @theparrot6516 3 роки тому +16

      @@TerrificBrick15 its a cult-ure

    • @TerrificBrick15
      @TerrificBrick15 3 роки тому +6

      @@theparrot6516 *yeah 🙌

    • @TerrificBrick15
      @TerrificBrick15 3 роки тому +5

      I have to apologize
      Joel he..... he tricked us *ALL* IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN
      He only wanted destruction
      (Watch his new x-life episode called “the end”)

    • @bomzhpakis
      @bomzhpakis 3 роки тому +6

      @@TerrificBrick15 he's the descendant of Thanos with the same mindset of chaos

  • @abidoran5788
    @abidoran5788 3 роки тому +2154

    Joel: ‘It dropped chicken which is WEIRD.’
    Also Joel: ‘It DIDN’T drop chicken which is WEIRD.’

  • @morganiscool5
    @morganiscool5 3 роки тому +2388

    animal: drops something when dies
    Joel: thats weird
    animal: -_-

    • @phoebem5226
      @phoebem5226 3 роки тому +18

      This has 0 reply’s but a lot of likes....IMMA CHANGE THAT

    • @phoebem5226
      @phoebem5226 3 роки тому +10

      @@Alex-Sr ?

    • @crank102
      @crank102 3 роки тому +9

      @@Alex-Sr wtf

    • @xmistx2490
      @xmistx2490 3 роки тому +7

      @@Alex-Sr hUh?

    • @SUNFLOWER-be8gx
      @SUNFLOWER-be8gx 3 роки тому +1

      @@phoebem5226 I think he/she means your username.

  • @earthtoasmaa
    @earthtoasmaa 3 роки тому +2012

    i know this was a month ago but like can we just appreciate the fact that he said "east asian" instead of just asian

  • @Jin-xl2uq
    @Jin-xl2uq 3 роки тому +346

    joel: each island is gonna be a unique shape
    lizzie: been there done that

    • @ladycat1232
      @ladycat1232 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @tensgirl
      @tensgirl 3 роки тому +2

      @That1lunatic UwU ikrrrr :(

    • @WompwompPI
      @WompwompPI 3 роки тому

      @Strawberry Cow rewatch it lol, she has a playlist on her channel

  • @thespacesisters2031
    @thespacesisters2031 3 роки тому +239

    ‘I got to decorating, which isn’t my strongest suit’
    Me:
    *I beg to differ*

  • @siena1607
    @siena1607 3 роки тому +2102

    Anybody gonne talk about Joel's shovel? ''Kiss my grass''😂

    • @catoo100
      @catoo100 3 роки тому +34

      lol ikr 😂

    • @beepboop9945
      @beepboop9945 3 роки тому +29

      I was the hundred like >:) KISS MY GRASS

    • @pug6389
      @pug6389 3 роки тому +27

      @@kbtvstudios9528 it’s still PG tho. He just needed to speak his mind

    • @SophieRo_
      @SophieRo_ 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @annikarosas2720
      @annikarosas2720 3 роки тому +10

      And like, the day 69 hahaha

  • @emmyfoxgames7220
    @emmyfoxgames7220 3 роки тому +163

    “Caves are huge”
    Me: *Laughs in Cave and Cliffs snapshot*

    • @ur_local_nintendo_ds
      @ur_local_nintendo_ds 2 роки тому +2

      Yup, that's 1.18 alright!
      Actually I play with peaceful mode cuz you can get yeeted into a large cave

    • @kiraletkeman8711
      @kiraletkeman8711 2 роки тому

      HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOLOLLOLOOLOOLOLLOL

  • @samminchin8157
    @samminchin8157 3 роки тому +448

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Joel every seven seconds: “I went exploring and found some weird biomes, they were weird”

  • @averysmith5974
    @averysmith5974 3 роки тому +180

    Joel: finds cute animals
    Also Joel: "so I killed it!"

  • @aestheticgacha4336
    @aestheticgacha4336 3 роки тому +2380

    Anybody gonna talk about the name of the world???? “ oh no oh no no no no no no” YES JOEL YES

  • @pedrojrcabual5762
    @pedrojrcabual5762 3 роки тому +154

    Lol Joel named his world of “oh no no no"

  • @Zero-fb2ec
    @Zero-fb2ec 3 роки тому +147

    Lizzie: Live Laugh Horse
    Joel: Live Laugh Jeremy

  • @kdryan825
    @kdryan825 3 роки тому +226

    Joel: I found this, but it’s kinda weird. Then I found, this, but it’s also kinda weird. I did find these trees, but I thought they were ugly. Then I found mushrooms! They were pretty.

  • @m4e7
    @m4e7 3 роки тому +493

    Joel: kills animal
    **drops chicken**
    Joel: Dats weird...dats suspicious...

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому +1

      lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 3 роки тому +4

      Suspicious comes first btw

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2JiIINTDhi8/v-deo.html

    • @ihatelean9987
      @ihatelean9987 3 роки тому

      Lets see how many subs i can get from comenting sub right now : 2 ye not a lot of subs i got p.s look at my desc :}

    • @signijajermacane7785
      @signijajermacane7785 3 роки тому

      Doit

  • @Cottage_Shr00m
    @Cottage_Shr00m 3 роки тому +1034

    Joel, a nearly 30 year old man:
    I don’t know why 69 is a funny number
    Me, a 15 year old that goes to public school:
    👁👄👁

    • @m4ya287
      @m4ya287 3 роки тому +82

      when your 10 year old sister knows about that number 🤠

    • @TigaColours
      @TigaColours 3 роки тому +27

      Ah gosh...

    • @TigaColours
      @TigaColours 3 роки тому +26

      It’s a pose... for when you want to.. make a baby ;(

    • @slothery4157
      @slothery4157 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @ghvstyq
      @ghvstyq 3 роки тому +7

      💀

  • @maru93-c1x
    @maru93-c1x 3 роки тому +589

    Joel: **literally does so much in just 50 days**
    Me who can't even find the fortress after 69 days:

    • @444FT
      @444FT 3 роки тому +27

      Me who has 2 wood in 420 days

    • @ladycat1232
      @ladycat1232 3 роки тому +5

      @@444FT lol

    • @sillykitty234
      @sillykitty234 3 роки тому +8

      @@moonlightbirdy its been 6 years....i still havent completed minecraft.....

    • @joki293
      @joki293 3 роки тому +5

      The day I was born my only purpose was to calculate money find online work sleep the next thing I know in dead 💀🕊️↖️

    • @IzukuMidoriya-ly4iy
      @IzukuMidoriya-ly4iy 3 роки тому +8

      Me who is scared to even go into survival mode in years 😂😅

  • @sarahkayphotography8177
    @sarahkayphotography8177 3 роки тому +541

    Joel: acts normal and serious...
    Also Joel: *names shovel “kiss my grass” and also names bow “pew pew”
    Edit: TYSM JOEL FOR LIKING ! XD❤️❤️

  • @miiiaaa23643plo
    @miiiaaa23643plo 3 роки тому +510

    Is no one talking about how his silk touch shovel was called ‘“KISS MY GRASS”

  • @nataliecook7045
    @nataliecook7045 3 роки тому +124

    joel: 69 hahah
    me: does he-
    joel: i don’t know why it’s a funny number because i’m too innocent for that
    me: yeah he does

  • @tsukiimii1315
    @tsukiimii1315 3 роки тому +128

    Joel would be the best advertiser like-
    “This wood cutter which is like a stone cutter but with wood.”
    Yup imma buy that!

  • @DB--wt7kp
    @DB--wt7kp 3 роки тому +322

    Smalishbeans: -blocks blaze blast-
    Achievements: “Parry this you casual”

    • @Jesus_Jesus1
      @Jesus_Jesus1 3 роки тому

      Sir god of anmie i do bleleve can you pretty pls ask clnx i think is yotube is he dose the same thing to but can you ask him to play with you pretty pls

    • @oldchannel2652
      @oldchannel2652 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jesus_Jesus1 begone

    • @ladycat1232
      @ladycat1232 3 роки тому +1

      That achievement, bruh

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 роки тому

      is that a couphead reference?1?1?1!!!?

    • @myleyritchie4183
      @myleyritchie4183 3 роки тому

      0

  • @hi-vp6mn
    @hi-vp6mn 3 роки тому +152

    Joel: finds baby turtles in the wild
    Also Joel: Cool, whatever
    Lizzie: -_-

  • @Isaaktf
    @Isaaktf 3 роки тому +54

    Joel: *writes 69 on sign*
    Joel: “I don’t know why that’s a funny number”
    Me:…

  • @hazzard_destroyer
    @hazzard_destroyer 3 роки тому +408

    I’m sad Joel never mentioned about how everyone including Lizzie thought he farted because of the hat but it will be fine lol

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому +2

      lets see how many subs i get by commenting currently : 73

    • @yn2269
      @yn2269 3 роки тому

      @@simplespector3520 you have now 87

    • @Nul.
      @Nul. 3 роки тому

      @@simplespector3520 88 now

    • @leviosarwingardium
      @leviosarwingardium 3 роки тому +1

      @@simplespector3520 I want to try that too!
      I guess it doesn't work anymore

    • @renaelovespugs2530
      @renaelovespugs2530 3 роки тому +1

      @glory no 90

  • @ghosthunters8507
    @ghosthunters8507 3 роки тому +1490

    im sorry but joel is so hip and trendy i can’t even
    edit- ty for 1k likes

    • @lilahasnoeqq
      @lilahasnoeqq 3 роки тому +8

      first, and no boomer LOL

    • @victorn7210
      @victorn7210 3 роки тому +6

      Yes exactly he a bit boomer

    • @sthercot
      @sthercot 3 роки тому +4

      Best comment

    • @lilahasnoeqq
      @lilahasnoeqq 3 роки тому +2

      @kayleerobeau :)

    • @Peprin
      @Peprin 3 роки тому +2

      @@sthercot exactly

  • @ivypatty
    @ivypatty 3 роки тому +1440

    I can only imagine how many rare, overpowered ores Joel passed on his lazer-focused quest to find diamonds 😂😂😂
    edit: woah 1.2K? Thanks y'all, stay safe and drink some water for me ♡

  • @puggxeplxyz3585
    @puggxeplxyz3585 3 роки тому +87

    I’ve rewatched this over 10 times, and no I’m not joking so please do a part 3..

    • @Olivia-pm8kj
      @Olivia-pm8kj 3 роки тому +8

      He said on a live he didn't really like the mods so no more episodes (can't remember which one so don't ask)

    • @channettwallace5114
      @channettwallace5114 Рік тому

      He could probably add-on the mods tho

  • @turtletcp1598
    @turtletcp1598 3 роки тому +253

    *”I hate how I have to use board to get everywhere, I get seasick.”*
    Joel, this is Minecraft.

  • @hoonkmimimimi
    @hoonkmimimimi 3 роки тому +199

    Most people when they see a new modded animal: awwww I want one as a pet
    Joel: *KILL TO SEE WHAT IT DROPS*

  • @Arkyn.h
    @Arkyn.h 3 роки тому +238

    Me: *gets distracted for one second*
    Joel: *already talking about another topic*
    Me: *confusion*

    • @TwinWatcher7291
      @TwinWatcher7291 3 роки тому +6

      Me: who is Joel?!

    • @ruthlyn8518
      @ruthlyn8518 3 роки тому +4

      @@TwinWatcher7291 the name of the person talking in the vid

    • @myyrhrae9263
      @myyrhrae9263 3 роки тому +4

      @@ruthlyn8518 that was a joke lol😂

  • @teh9455
    @teh9455 3 роки тому +19

    I always love when joel says ‘our’ and ‘we’

  • @lilygould7420
    @lilygould7420 3 роки тому +861

    Ok when Joel says “starter base” we all know its gonna be one of the biggest most detailed base of all time.

  • @relto4094
    @relto4094 3 роки тому +599

    Joel: "What does 69 mean? I'm to innocent to understand."
    Also Joel: **Names shovel 'Kiss My Grass'**

    • @bruh-wb6el
      @bruh-wb6el 3 роки тому +2

      U r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring

    • @-solarlvfe-4840
      @-solarlvfe-4840 3 роки тому +18

      @Jacob Gordon Well guess what? SO ARE YOU

    • @TerrificBrick15
      @TerrificBrick15 3 роки тому +14

      @@bruh-wb6el *Uno reverse card*

    • @johnscrotums5551
      @johnscrotums5551 3 роки тому +18

      @@bruh-wb6el can you not act like a 5 yr old? The joke was funny

    • @kitkat-jk6zi
      @kitkat-jk6zi 3 роки тому +7

      Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh maaaa gowdddd

  • @mawia01
    @mawia01 3 роки тому +202

    Joel next video: “Then I killed all my friends to see what they dropped and they dropped chicken, which was weird!”
    Me: *hOL UP*

  • @thewanderer4564
    @thewanderer4564 3 роки тому +28

    SmallishBeans: "I'm too innocent for that"
    Me: Ohhh yeaaa your soooooooo innocent, lol

  • @Ella-bg2ve
    @Ella-bg2ve 3 роки тому +170

    Joel: This funky cave
    Me: Oh god Joel’s becoming his mom

  • @justme-yr3zf
    @justme-yr3zf 3 роки тому +309

    Joel: finds a nether fortress
    Also Joel: "I eventually found a nether portal"
    Viewers: WaT tHe FrIck...what part of a nether fortress looks like a nether portal.....................

    • @lxxsh2093
      @lxxsh2093 3 роки тому +5

      I get those two words mixed up too its mostly cuz of word mixup 😂😂😂

    • @ItzDonut01
      @ItzDonut01 3 роки тому +1

      Lol XD

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/uxppum_6ic4/v-deo.html

    • @postmeridiemdragonfly9780
      @postmeridiemdragonfly9780 3 роки тому

      @@lxxsh2093 Me too, but I’ve also called the Stronghold a Nether Fortress once.

    • @kingorami
      @kingorami 3 роки тому

      He kinda stupid sorry Joel if ur reading my comment I’m still a big fan

  • @christhyrondurban2720
    @christhyrondurban2720 3 роки тому +264

    "Live, laugh, jeremy"
    -Sun tzu, The art of war

    • @kattyflakes
      @kattyflakes 3 роки тому +7

      i spat my water out at this lmfao

    • @charliewest6713
      @charliewest6713 3 роки тому +2

      @@kattyflakes why

    • @random_mooshroomi
      @random_mooshroomi 3 роки тому +2

      That's definitely a techno reference

    • @kattyflakes
      @kattyflakes 3 роки тому +2

      @@random_mooshroomi exactly why i spat my water out at this

    • @eileenbmcg
      @eileenbmcg 3 роки тому +1

      YESSS SOMEONE ELSE WHO WATCHES THEM BOTHHH

  • @Wlcuwygrdiqjekaowjf
    @Wlcuwygrdiqjekaowjf 3 роки тому +22

    I love how Joel names his tool funny things like the shovel was called kiss my grass lol

  • @yourlocalrainwing1358
    @yourlocalrainwing1358 3 роки тому +397

    Joel: “This philosopher’s stone thing”
    Me: Harry Potter mode activated

  • @sadcat1015
    @sadcat1015 3 роки тому +190

    "Don't know why that's such a funny number though cuz I'm too innocent for that -cough laugh-" -Joel February 3rd 2021 17:49

    • @jessicacummins8192
      @jessicacummins8192 3 роки тому +4

      wait why is it the funny number

    • @bradleynielsen8168
      @bradleynielsen8168 3 роки тому +9

      @@jessicacummins8192if u don’t know then you are too young to look it up

    • @sadcat1015
      @sadcat1015 3 роки тому +3

      @@jessicacummins8192 Um...search it up. Unless your too young.

    • @annikarosas2720
      @annikarosas2720 3 роки тому +7

      Ye I’m 11 and know what it means, but yeah.....

    • @bradleynielsen8168
      @bradleynielsen8168 3 роки тому +3

      @@annikarosas2720 PLS

  • @robinhall750
    @robinhall750 3 роки тому +152

    who else was just thinking about Joel and Lizies old series the deep end while he was building the moon shaped islands

    • @ladycat1232
      @ladycat1232 3 роки тому +5

      Love that series

    • @fluffybunchy
      @fluffybunchy 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao as soon as I saw the moon, I went straight to the comments cause I thought the same thingy

    • @penznz5557
      @penznz5557 3 роки тому +1

      yep same

    • @ava2237
      @ava2237 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @blobfishviking
      @blobfishviking 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @notsofirevideos6749
    @notsofirevideos6749 3 роки тому +9

    You have to appreciate the unique colors in all of his house designs

  • @dirtandgrass7285
    @dirtandgrass7285 3 роки тому +194

    “Had to kill that dude there. He was really annoying.”
    If that was how life worked everyone I had ever met would be dead.

    • @-katsgacha-1129
      @-katsgacha-1129 3 роки тому +5

      i would be dead. KILLED BY MY SISTER! (a middle child she is) (im youngest)

    • @siberianhusky3853
      @siberianhusky3853 3 роки тому +3

      If it's legal, I would kill my older siblings and some of my friends cause they are just annoying

    • @marinarapuppy748
      @marinarapuppy748 3 роки тому +1

      That’s me literally every day at school

    • @yn2269
      @yn2269 3 роки тому +1

      @@-katsgacha-1129 ew a youngest child

    • @directioner4859
      @directioner4859 3 роки тому +2

      i would be a mass murderer-

  • @graploicei
    @graploicei 3 роки тому +72

    "This Philosopher's stone."
    Me: YOU'RE A WIZARD, JOEL!

  • @royalshockey8046
    @royalshockey8046 3 роки тому +1751

    His starter base is better than anything I’ve ever tried to build

  • @XOmega9287
    @XOmega9287 3 роки тому +3

    Probably the first ever guy who make me wanna watch through all his building progress instead of skipping
    Not only the progress is cut fast, well edited but also the buildings are just so creative and nice looking yet without getting himself off track of video content

  • @Orange-rq8br
    @Orange-rq8br 3 роки тому +261

    "Celebrated Day 69"
    "I'm too innocent for that..."

    • @michellezoeseitz6286
      @michellezoeseitz6286 3 роки тому +12

      He says that.. but in one of the last videos he said "criticise me daddy"..

    • @Orange-rq8br
      @Orange-rq8br 3 роки тому +8

      @@michellezoeseitz6286 AHAHAH LOL YES I'VE SEEN IT

    • @Beaniebabe305
      @Beaniebabe305 3 роки тому +4

      @@michellezoeseitz6286 one of the funniest thing I've ever heard from his video.

    • @sophiechen3230
      @sophiechen3230 3 роки тому +2

      Wait what does that mean?

    • @Poppy-ws8vm
      @Poppy-ws8vm 3 роки тому +1

      @@sophiechen3230 your too innocent for that

  • @sthercot
    @sthercot 3 роки тому +197

    "I don't know why 69 is a funny number"
    "I'm too innocent" I wonder what it means

  • @jesssssss_12
    @jesssssss_12 3 роки тому +740

    Is no one talking how he said “day 69 but I’m too innocent for that😂”

    • @mamotr4sh141
      @mamotr4sh141 3 роки тому +14

      literally!! that was so funny 😂

    • @elkeobermeyer1809
      @elkeobermeyer1809 3 роки тому +22

      I looked for this comment 😂

    • @xo.maeeee
      @xo.maeeee 3 роки тому +22

      Me accidentally singing:
      34+35
      🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @a0e35axxx5
      @a0e35axxx5 3 роки тому +5

      I was looking at the comments for that

    • @a0e35axxx5
      @a0e35axxx5 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @samuelvieira9748
    @samuelvieira9748 3 роки тому +18

    Joel killing an animal which isn't a chicken and getting chicken be like:
    "Wait, that's illegal"

  • @kiarrabarragan
    @kiarrabarragan 3 роки тому +92

    day 50: I'm surprised Joel hasn't used leaves yet
    Day 70: spoke to soon

  • @popcolz291
    @popcolz291 3 роки тому +323

    Joel is literally so good at minecraft. I can't even-
    Edit: How did i get so many likes like wha-? Thanks

  • @kurtcobainussy5998
    @kurtcobainussy5998 3 роки тому +52

    “and also this philosophers stone thing..“
    **Hedwig’s theme plays**

  • @liecd.1280
    @liecd.1280 3 роки тому +5

    Smallish beans:
    Gets golden lasso☺️
    You can carry animals in it😐
    He makes a panda island😲
    He puts his pandas there😲
    He names it “Peter the panda”🙂
    Peter the panda is one of the agent’s names in phineas and ferb😳
    This is a crossover meme without pictures🙂📋
    This is a crossover meme without pictures🤨📋

  • @lybmae
    @lybmae 3 роки тому +354

    “I have no idea what 69 means cause i’m too innocent for that”
    Me to my mom when a 69 joke appears in a movie we’re watching 🥰👍

  • @you-wu4eo
    @you-wu4eo 3 роки тому +56

    Joel: I'm using mods
    me: yay we get shaders
    Joel: *doesn't use shaders*

    • @normundsukins9036
      @normundsukins9036 3 роки тому +1

      Oof 🤣

    • @Alwed_38
      @Alwed_38 3 роки тому

      @@normundsukins9036 I read that as the original Steve oof

  • @saylorr2295
    @saylorr2295 3 роки тому +56

    Joel: "I put a sign down to celebrate day 69, idk why tho because I'm too innocent for that."
    Me: UM JOEL?!

    • @pluto6224
      @pluto6224 3 роки тому +6

      I thinks it just to please his younger audience, he has a wife and is an adult.

    • @natashariach4100
      @natashariach4100 3 роки тому +1

      I burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @followersnovidsPlssub
      @followersnovidsPlssub 3 роки тому

      @@natashariach4100 same

    • @edits8270
      @edits8270 3 роки тому

      Wat does it mean

    • @linaj8373
      @linaj8373 3 роки тому

      @@edits8270 stay inocent please. :D

  • @miettefowler1008
    @miettefowler1008 3 роки тому +8

    Am I the only one that thinks it's so sweet how he says 'we'???

  • @surediddrawing5150
    @surediddrawing5150 3 роки тому +195

    Does anyone else like how Joel refers to his house as “our house”

    • @jamisoncrawford2265
      @jamisoncrawford2265 3 роки тому +13

      We all love communism

    • @b.o.b.3759
      @b.o.b.3759 3 роки тому +14

      Ngl i talk to myself in my head like that, idk why

    • @marionelijahnogoy8257
      @marionelijahnogoy8257 3 роки тому +4

      @@b.o.b.3759 Same LMAO

    • @sonias_starlight
      @sonias_starlight 3 роки тому +9

      And "we built ourselves a nether portal"

    • @unkn0wn_aft0n
      @unkn0wn_aft0n 2 роки тому

      Stand up, all victims of oppression
      For the tyrants fear your might
      Don't cling so hard to your possessions
      For you have nothing, if you have no rights
      Let racist ignorance be ended
      For respect makes the empires fall
      Freedom is merely privilege extended
      Unless enjoyed by one and all.
      CHORUS: So come brothers and sisters
      For the struggle carries on
      The Internationale
      Unites the world in song
      So comrades come rally
      For this is the time and place
      The international ideal
      Unites the human race
      Let no one build walls to divide us
      Walls of hatred nor walls of stone
      Come greet the dawn and stand beside us
      We'll live together or we'll die alone
      In our world poisoned by exploitation
      Those who have taken, now they must give
      And end the vanity of nations
      We've one but one Earth on which to live
      And so begins the final drama
      In the streets and in the fields
      We stand unbowed before their armour
      We defy their guns and shields
      When we fight, provoked by their aggression
      Let us be inspired by life and love
      For though they offer us concessions
      Change will not come from above.
      The Communist Song

  • @chinesesong2659
    @chinesesong2659 3 роки тому +94

    Lizzie: Live Laugh Horse
    Joel: Lise Laugh Jeremy

  • @mayathompson281
    @mayathompson281 3 роки тому +43

    I love how Joel’s silk touch shovel was called “kiss my grass”

  • @jessiedaily3106
    @jessiedaily3106 3 роки тому +4

    When he said with these “evil striders” my heart broke. They’re adorable and friendly!

    • @linaj8373
      @linaj8373 3 роки тому

      I WANT A STRIDER AS A PET IRL! THEY ARE SO CUTE

    • @jessiedaily3106
      @jessiedaily3106 3 роки тому

      Lina J YEAH ME TOO!!!

  • @TheBigPrimo
    @TheBigPrimo 3 роки тому +21

    Everybody in hardcore: build build build and some strip-mining
    Smallishbeans: explore explore some pillaging, and some more exploring (for the first 10 days)

  • @iinoah3685
    @iinoah3685 3 роки тому +63

    Joel : "And also look at this walrus hat-"
    Me : *nostalgia* Walrus hat of peace??

  • @enchanted5957
    @enchanted5957 3 роки тому +165

    Uh oh lizzies got him saying “cute” now 😂💀

  • @chloe________
    @chloe________ 3 роки тому +3

    Joel: Now it’s time to make our starter base!
    Also Joel: makes a castle contraption 🤓

  • @RacoonBoiTheGamer
    @RacoonBoiTheGamer 3 роки тому +58

    Joel:Builds pretty island for his panda
    Also joel:"And Peter behaves like a dog because he instantly wanted me to scratch his belly But I didnt do it because he's a panda"

  • @rainako6793
    @rainako6793 3 роки тому +114

    Lizzie is starting to rub off on Joel. He started making cute islands and got a walrus hat.

    • @xyla6892
      @xyla6892 3 роки тому +1

      If only Joel invited Lizzie-

    • @rainnyuii
      @rainnyuii 3 роки тому +1

      @@xyla6892 with all the people commenting about Lizzie I thought she was invited-

    • @tonybhowe7851
      @tonybhowe7851 3 роки тому +1

      Joel should of invited lizzie😐

    • @kingsleybassey1448
      @kingsleybassey1448 3 роки тому +1

      i know thats weird

  • @NokA-
    @NokA- 3 роки тому +48

    Joel: *finds a heart crystal and a panic necklace*
    Me: *Terraria mode activated*

  • @micahnobles4587
    @micahnobles4587 3 роки тому +1

    Joel just to let you know your builds are never ugly. 22:48

  • @pxstelloxo
    @pxstelloxo 3 роки тому +63

    Nobody:
    Not even me:
    Not even a psychopath:
    Joel’s silk touch shovel: KISS MY GRASS

  • @Loaf003
    @Loaf003 3 роки тому +320

    “Idk why I thought it was funny I am just too innocent”
    You: *killing chickens nonstop*

    • @ok-jp8nl
      @ok-jp8nl 3 роки тому +16

      i think he meant it i another way

    • @ayeritter
      @ayeritter 3 роки тому +3

      @@ok-jp8nl yea I thought so too

    • @X4nd3r.TheEmo
      @X4nd3r.TheEmo 3 роки тому +3

      isnt he a grown adult even i know the number -_-

    • @ok-jp8nl
      @ok-jp8nl 3 роки тому +2

      @@X4nd3r.TheEmo idek

    • @kylethompson8411
      @kylethompson8411 3 роки тому +2

      69hahahaha😂😂

  • @pi_cca
    @pi_cca 3 роки тому +72

    “I double dirted it”
    Me: that’s new

  • @delta9353
    @delta9353 3 роки тому +2

    I always stop playing Minecraft because I run out of Idea. But no joke Joel always makes me get back online and challenge myself to do better. Whether it be on building of surviving.

  • @meganpiper7284
    @meganpiper7284 3 роки тому +111

    ayyy keep this series going!

  • @nugget9190
    @nugget9190 3 роки тому +344

    Ok but can we talk abt how his animals weren’t named jermey??? Like- Joel you good??????

    • @somebomberkid
      @somebomberkid 3 роки тому +6

      Joel do we need to talk

    • @kaisakarlsson7319
      @kaisakarlsson7319 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @YorixYure
      @YorixYure 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah is this even joel I mean he killed chickens and horses but his animals aren't named Jeremey
      that's weird

    • @lexiebeeyt
      @lexiebeeyt 3 роки тому +4

      Who are you and what have you done with Joel impostor Joel

    • @staceybrothers6477
      @staceybrothers6477 3 роки тому +2

      Joel...do we need to take a moment to talk?🤔

  • @gikol.
    @gikol. 3 роки тому +51

    Now we waiting for "I Played Hardcore Modded Minecraft for 200 Days.."

    • @gikol.
      @gikol. 3 роки тому

      I know but I write this before it

    • @Nadine-fn8dr
      @Nadine-fn8dr 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @coppercat7720
    @coppercat7720 2 роки тому +1

    Buetiful Joel pronunciation
    Toe-tel
    Aphstetic
    Su-ite
    Proper fight with a pack of mobs
    LoAds
    Pwrety scareey
    Kee-ute
    Joel is amazing

  • @moxiebaxter9466
    @moxiebaxter9466 3 роки тому +194

    The fact that I can't even play in Minecraft for a day in easy mode declares Joel as a legend

    • @pythonl0rd584
      @pythonl0rd584 3 роки тому +3

      On a real note, how are you that bad at a block game lol

    • @moxiebaxter9466
      @moxiebaxter9466 3 роки тому +2

      @@pythonl0rd584 I honestly don't know--

    • @moxiebaxter9466
      @moxiebaxter9466 3 роки тому +1

      😭🤚

    • @FigureFighters
      @FigureFighters 3 роки тому

      It doesn’t mean he is a legend, He is a legend and you just suck at Minecraft

    • @thespacesisters2031
      @thespacesisters2031 3 роки тому +3

      @@FigureFightersuhhhh that’s rude...

  • @3rfy_W0
    @3rfy_W0 3 роки тому +60

    “I’m to innocent for that” Joel said

    • @naoedouard4422
      @naoedouard4422 3 роки тому

      I didn't understand what he meant by the 69 thing. Can you please explain it to me?

    • @madalena2708
      @madalena2708 3 роки тому +1

      @@naoedouard4422 uh did u figure it out?.. 💀

    • @naoedouard4422
      @naoedouard4422 3 роки тому

      @@madalena2708 No, but did you figure it out?

    • @madalena2708
      @madalena2708 3 роки тому +1

      @@naoedouard4422 yep I already knew.. unfortunately

  • @sierrat9101
    @sierrat9101 3 роки тому +100

    Nobody:
    Joel: etcetera..etcetera...etcetera

  • @Sora-ug7wg
    @Sora-ug7wg 3 роки тому +2

    The east Asian style looks really nice, I hope you continue using this style

  • @vanya1172
    @vanya1172 3 роки тому +9

    6:44 looking around in ore / awe. Nice pun Joel. Don’t know if it was accidental or not, but you always make me smile!

  • @bad.1d3as
    @bad.1d3as 3 роки тому +181

    “Idk Why 69 Is A Funny Number Becausd Im Too Innocent For That” 😂😂😂 Oh Joel

    • @BONKshling
      @BONKshling 3 роки тому +3

      IKR

    • @ggspooky960
      @ggspooky960 3 роки тому +6

      Lizzies like: Joel you know what happened last night

    • @Myuxqv
      @Myuxqv 3 роки тому +8

      @@ggspooky960 Stopppppppppppppp

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 3 роки тому +3

      @@ggspooky960 no

    • @no-nh8hf
      @no-nh8hf 3 роки тому +3

      @@ggspooky960 AAAH NO ;-;-

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 роки тому +34

    Joel: **Finds out that this mod counts the amount of Minecraft days you have played for**
    Joel: Time for another 100 days video

  • @lilyslavender
    @lilyslavender 3 роки тому +2

    The house looks amazing!!

  • @Ma31yn
    @Ma31yn 3 роки тому +55

    Joel: “and then we collected some dirt”
    Joel:*collects grass blocks*

    • @jaybroe1854
      @jaybroe1854 3 роки тому

      but to get dirt you break grass ;-;

    • @cottoblah
      @cottoblah 3 роки тому

      @@jaybroe1854 yes but at 12:05 he said he wanted dirt but he had silk touch on his shovel, so he was collecting grass blocks

  • @keira5524
    @keira5524 3 роки тому +71

    Remember when joels channel was called small beans and he used to swear every single 10 seconds well and now so different

  • @theodorington
    @theodorington 3 роки тому +297

    Me on day 100: **Still living in a hole**

    • @ManySpoon
      @ManySpoon 3 роки тому +7

      I have a mine and I live underground with a farm, nether portal, anvil, enchanting table, smoker, blast furnace extra

    • @ManySpoon
      @ManySpoon 3 роки тому +3

      But I’m still lacking in diamonds XD
      Edit: I now have 21 diamonds ╥﹏╥

    • @Jemiscool123ABC
      @Jemiscool123ABC 3 роки тому +4

      I have no house but I have a whole mineshaft under my house

    • @theodorington
      @theodorington 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jemiscool123ABC oof

    • @memoryelectricity8788
      @memoryelectricity8788 3 роки тому +1

      I have 13 diamonds on the 100th day
      I'm thinking of spending one on a jukebox

  • @hattiesw0rld501
    @hattiesw0rld501 3 роки тому +1

    “Don’t know y that’s a funny number because I’m to innocent for that”😏😏
    🤣🤣I’m dying tho🤣🤣

  • @ButtonBuggle
    @ButtonBuggle 3 роки тому +372

    Joel: “69 haha I’m too innocent for that”. IM DYEING RN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @isabelroberts81
      @isabelroberts81 3 роки тому +4

      What does that mean I’m 16 but have strict parents who won’t tell me anything

    • @leonie.str_
      @leonie.str_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@isabelroberts81 its a s3× position

    • @lilyslavender
      @lilyslavender 3 роки тому +3

      @@leonie.str_ why did u write it like that-

    • @leonie.str_
      @leonie.str_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@lilyslavender in some apps you get a ban when you write certain words

    • @lilyslavender
      @lilyslavender 3 роки тому +3

      @@leonie.str_ oh

  • @sydneyvandervelde
    @sydneyvandervelde 3 роки тому +45

    I love that Lizzy makes so many “love, laugh, love” jokes 😂😂

  • @hazzard_destroyer
    @hazzard_destroyer 3 роки тому +47

    I can just imagine the staging seeing how and be like “What is this thing what is on his back?” And then the dragon hears the Whoopie cushion hat fart and is like “Ewwwww”

  • @sammysrambles
    @sammysrambles 3 роки тому +16

    New drinking game: take a shot every time Joel says "etc"😂

    • @xplr_jay
      @xplr_jay 3 роки тому +1

      Um as A 21 year old with the ability to get alcohol,I'm drunk. It could be the vodka but idk

    • @aung6874
      @aung6874 3 роки тому +2

      😀😀😄🚑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boop8871
      @boop8871 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes the recipe for alcohol poisoning, I’ve been looking for one but everytime I ask I get weird looks…

  • @alyoehoe713
    @alyoehoe713 3 роки тому +205

    “and then i found a clock, but who uses a clock their useless”
    **dream heavy breathing in jail**

  • @stufystuf1444
    @stufystuf1444 3 роки тому +33

    Joel: puts a sign that says 69 haha
    Also Joel: I dunno why that’s a funny number cuz I’m too innocent for that

  • @tron-qc4ff
    @tron-qc4ff 3 роки тому +24

    joel on day 4: *has an enchanted helmet and TONS of gold*
    me on day 4: is probably *still* towered up on a pile of *dirt*

  • @neogg348
    @neogg348 3 роки тому

    Hey Joel, I don't know if you knew this, but there is an easier way to find a buried treasure on Java Edition. If you press F3, locate your chunk location. Make sure the coordinates line up as such: [9,~,9] (the '~' is there as the y level doesn't matter). The treasure is guaranteed there! I hope that you see this and hope it helps!