Clueless American Tourist Busts Out Perfect Chinese, Shocks Locals

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  • This week we are in Taiwan and I decided to play the role of a totally clueless white American tourist who only speaks English, and then prank locals by suddenly switching to fluent Mandarin Chinese. What an interesting social experiment with funny reactions!
    This is part 1 of our language learning videos in Chinese in Taiwan - next time we will be exploring the street markets of Taipei and I’ll be putting my Chinese to the test to an even greater degree, by trying to see if people believe I grew up in China or not! Make sure to subscribe and come back for that fun video!
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  • @xiaomanyc
    @xiaomanyc  4 роки тому +1694

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    • @lionliger_6555
      @lionliger_6555 4 роки тому +19

      Please say, do you speak Chinese, when you are speaking English

    • @Jarl-Trippin
      @Jarl-Trippin 4 роки тому +13

      I just found your channel earlier today and I've been watching all your videos I'm gonna subscribe

    • @mhisternyarko8319
      @mhisternyarko8319 4 роки тому +3

      I was just looking for how to tell u I wanna learn. Please teach me

    • @centurygarage
      @centurygarage 4 роки тому

      Okay thanks

    • @paulalowery7411
      @paulalowery7411 4 роки тому +4

      Can u please tell me which form of Chinese is most prevalent in China; I am learning "Xiang"....but alot of ppl tell me Cantoñese or Mandarin. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @tonygonzalez305
    @tonygonzalez305 4 роки тому +22482

    I bet that lady thought to herself after he tried that dragon fruit , "this shit made him speak Chinese now"

    • @ChillStepa
      @ChillStepa 4 роки тому +335

      Rogelio Gonzalez lmaoooo

    • @prodigy410
      @prodigy410 4 роки тому +368

      Rogelio Gonzalez i read her thought in a Chinese accent lmfaooo

    • @Rmdb540
      @Rmdb540 4 роки тому +159

      Rogelio Gonzalez lmao 😂😂 I love the logic the story of the mystical dragon fruit

    • @bytaiyominami
      @bytaiyominami 4 роки тому +51

      Random Chinese vendors magical legumes

    • @lollic307
      @lollic307 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao

  • @XX-jc6ih
    @XX-jc6ih 4 роки тому +5001

    I bet they were all thinking "why tf didn't he speak Chinese from the start"

    • @vanessagomes
      @vanessagomes 4 роки тому +32

      X X haha right 🤣

    • @nagunaks2222
      @nagunaks2222 4 роки тому +57

      Fr haha they were like why you wasting time?!

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 4 роки тому +8

      I love Taiwan. I wish 1 day i can go there. I wish i can speak with them.

    • @KinseySwartz
      @KinseySwartz 4 роки тому +24

      It made sense at the umbrella store. The woman started speaking to him in English, so he just responded in English.

    • @Pludrike
      @Pludrike 4 роки тому +2

      Or maybe "Did he speak Chinese from the start?"

  • @davionlwhite1529
    @davionlwhite1529 3 роки тому +21297

    He should do an episode where he acts confused when people speak to him in English as if he only speaks Mandarin

    • @etc8217
      @etc8217 3 роки тому +861

      Yea that would be funny lol

    • @AuraAbsorber
      @AuraAbsorber 3 роки тому +288

      That'd be amazing!

    • @borneotribe575
      @borneotribe575 3 роки тому +312

      I hope he's reading this right now 'cos I can't wait to see that video. 😂

    • @AsianEyes007
      @AsianEyes007 3 роки тому +136

      HEY! HEY! HEY! Who said you could give out incredible ideas out like that?? Because we absolutely do need this video 😂🤣💯

    • @jam-ui1zc
      @jam-ui1zc 3 роки тому +179

      Clueless white guy walks into a McDonald's shocks everyone with his fluent english

  • @pagesegovia2026
    @pagesegovia2026 3 роки тому +1678

    I love how fluent he is but at the same time asking the dumbest things in conversation lmao

    • @Alvin_Vivian
      @Alvin_Vivian 2 роки тому +123

      He's just flexing.

    • @adjoolie
      @adjoolie 2 роки тому +14

      @@Alvin_Vivian : as he should

    • @RamiAbdelal
      @RamiAbdelal 2 роки тому +138

      ARE THESE U M B R E L L A S?

    • @tubbysza
      @tubbysza 2 роки тому +18

      @@Alvin_Vivian and a poor conversationalist

    • @JamesAH1
      @JamesAH1 Рік тому +26

      “dO YoU SpEaK ChInEsE?”

  • @jakubzuni
    @jakubzuni 4 роки тому +5024

    The relief that you get when he finally talks in Mandarin

  • @therealaj3044
    @therealaj3044 4 роки тому +4669

    “Yeah dummy what else do you think am speaking”
    1st class customer service😂😂

    • @Zommbrio
      @Zommbrio 4 роки тому +20

      Aj Unfazed xd hahahaha

    • @launabanauna8958
      @launabanauna8958 3 роки тому +52

      Well, the customer is always right!

    • @sarahnorris872
      @sarahnorris872 3 роки тому +81

      If I were to say that to a customer I would be fried

    • @stsalty1788
      @stsalty1788 3 роки тому +123

      @@sarahnorris872 I know you meant fired but fries worked perfectly

    • @julieklinefelter9024
      @julieklinefelter9024 3 роки тому +37

      @@stsalty1788 , I know you meant fried but fries works too. I actually wanted to screw that up so we could all keep it going

  • @Clikaco
    @Clikaco 4 роки тому +2902

    “Okay” - understood by virtually everyone everywhere

  • @rabiaabenmbarek6007
    @rabiaabenmbarek6007 3 роки тому +1519

    His voice changes when he switches to Chinese, he suddenly sounds like a Chinese old man. The transition is just fascinating. I know it's because of the fact that Chinese is an extremely vocal and tone based language.

    • @matheusbarbo
      @matheusbarbo 3 роки тому +76

      I guess that happens with every language. My main language is portuguese, and when I'm talking in english there's definitely a diffent tone to my voice.

    • @themydisplayname
      @themydisplayname 3 роки тому +39

      I totally agree with you! I used to have a Australian flatmate who spoke mandarin, when he spoke with his parents, he sounded like a completely different person. His voice got a lot deeper like this guy!

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 3 роки тому +4

      @@matheusbarbo yep!

    • @Always-fd7pk
      @Always-fd7pk 3 роки тому +8

      I noticed the same with my Finnish teacher. Completely different voice whenever she switched to Finnish

    • @Gonzolicious
      @Gonzolicious 2 роки тому +4

      For some reason when anyone speaks like more than one language their tone changes with any language, I speak English, Spanish and German and my tone is very different in all of them.

  • @taiibabii3245
    @taiibabii3245 4 роки тому +19733

    "do you speak chinese?"
    "yeah dummy , what else would i be speaking"
    i-

  • @elidNow
    @elidNow 4 роки тому +1598

    "Do you speak chinese?"
    Lady: "Ofcourse dummy"
    Lmaoooooooo

    • @dripfoe_3307
      @dripfoe_3307 4 роки тому +20

      This summed up the whole video.

    • @DWBmotorsports
      @DWBmotorsports 4 роки тому +4

      Say that in America to someone who doesn’t know English and you’ll
      Be a racist

    • @iliane0vono
      @iliane0vono 4 роки тому

      ispumpkinking leftists aren’t dumb, just a lot of americans

    • @___Zack___
      @___Zack___ 4 роки тому +1

      So you just copy other comments but spell things wrong then? What's the point, seriously

  • @stt5v2002
    @stt5v2002 3 роки тому +10696

    The “yeah dummy, what else would I be speaking” woman is a legend. For a moment I thought he was back in New York.

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine 3 роки тому +641

      It's such a stupid question, its like going to iraq and asking the guy working in the local restaurant if they spoke arabic

    • @ronrocker7131
      @ronrocker7131 3 роки тому +540

      @@hasoonnine That was just him trying to break the ice. That lady was a bit rude, tbh...

    • @jckk672
      @jckk672 3 роки тому +1033

      @@ronrocker7131 im pretty sure she was saying it in a jokey way

    • @sthao1733
      @sthao1733 3 роки тому +157

      @@jckk672 exactly. one can clearly make out that she saw the humor in his question and made light of the situation.

    • @JNiu.
      @JNiu. 3 роки тому +38

      Hahaha lol she reminded me of latin "tías" in the market

  • @thetruthtrumpsallliesfromt4399
    @thetruthtrumpsallliesfromt4399 3 роки тому +2399

    Oh what irony, a white guy speaking mandarin in Taiwan, while me, an Asian (who’s only fluent in English) , get to watch him as I eat my microwaved nachos at home in California.

  • @Frankincensedjb123
    @Frankincensedjb123 4 роки тому +14602

    "Do you speak Chinese?"
    "Yeah, dummy, what else would I be speaking?"

    • @rossfromfriends8468
      @rossfromfriends8468 4 роки тому +496

      Haha it’s funny to me because I imagine talking shot to someone trying to speak English to me at my work .

    • @MideanStone
      @MideanStone 4 роки тому +473

      @@michaelkylow4411 i am a white australian guy and i liked her, she was feisty haha.

    • @tameembadi
      @tameembadi 4 роки тому +121

      @@michaelkylow4411 asian grandma

    • @ohyeah8224
      @ohyeah8224 4 роки тому +155

      @@michaelkylow4411 looked like she was joking

    • @red-nb3lj
      @red-nb3lj 4 роки тому +395

      @@michaelkylow4411 if you read in English translation, its kind of rude. But when you listen directly in Chinese, actually it's not rude at all.. Its more funny.

  • @notawful4052
    @notawful4052 4 роки тому +4086

    His job is to literally eat, and learn languages. Sounds like a dream

    • @abesapien9930
      @abesapien9930 4 роки тому +165

      It's hard work making videos. You're having to constantly script/brainstorm video ideas, haul your equipment to locations, film a shot several times before you get a good take/remember your lines, and then the lengthy editing process at home. It's fun as well, but I have no doubt it's hard work too.

    • @sksaddrakk5183
      @sksaddrakk5183 4 роки тому +36

      It does except the learning languages part ;)

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 4 роки тому +3

      language* he's learned one foreign language and a few dialects. cool, but not really impressive.

    • @sailorman3
      @sailorman3 4 роки тому +28

      Shiftless Lazycrat hows your Chinese? Because mine sucks!

    • @imbigpig
      @imbigpig 4 роки тому +60

      ​@@chegadesuade riight, learning fluent chinese as an american is not impressive. making videos about it which millions of people are consistently interested in, is not impressive. being a common troll/hater however, is really impressive?

  • @JesseReinosa
    @JesseReinosa 3 роки тому +4518

    Damn the second lady was not having it. "Yes dummy of course I speak Chinese. We are in the middle of Taiwan what else I'm supposed to be speaking?!" LMFAOOO

    • @ramel-qy4rc
      @ramel-qy4rc 3 роки тому +130

      Jesus loves you so much that He died for you:) He wants a relationship with you and wants you to come closer to Him, please repent from your sins and come to Christ❤️

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому +246

      @@ramel-qy4rc Dats kinda gay bruh

    • @tacoacc
      @tacoacc 3 роки тому +33

      Idk maybe Taiwanese it is it’s own country with its own language regardless of what China thinks

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 3 роки тому +10

      @@tacoacc for a long time, the ROC still claimed to be the legitimate government of mainland China. Taiwan as a polity isn't so old that they wouldn't still speak Mandarin (which was a lingua franca of mainland China). Also, they probably need it for tourist reasons etc.. It's not going to die out.
      That said, I believe some (if not all, I'm not knowledgeable enough) of the Chinese languages one of the women mentioned were specific to Taiwan.

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia 3 роки тому +24

      @Vladimir Putin Jesus is gay.
      That's why he died

  • @AlphaSporeGaming
    @AlphaSporeGaming 3 роки тому +831

    “Yeah dummy what else would I speak” bro I was literally dying laughing

    • @SilverCatCat13
      @SilverCatCat13 2 роки тому +13

      Literally??? Omg you poor thing

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 2 роки тому +1

      @@SilverCatCat13 Lol

    • @daveszabo8150
      @daveszabo8150 2 роки тому +6

      I thought it was quite rude but still hilarious

    • @tlloyd2595
      @tlloyd2595 2 роки тому +5

      He's so used to doing this in New York's Chinatown, that for a split second he forgot, lol although he usually just speaks the language without asking if they speak it

    • @mrcitydog6793
      @mrcitydog6793 2 роки тому +3

      in new york shes got punched in a face real quick for talking to somebody like that

  • @momsspaghetti9470
    @momsspaghetti9470 4 роки тому +4583

    I’m not disappointed this was in my recommended.

  • @LexieProductionsx3
    @LexieProductionsx3 4 роки тому +3141

    It's amazing how quickly their comfort levels change the second you start speaking their language!! Everybody opens up and starts engaging. Beautiful. Makes me want to learn every language I can.

    • @rantao9698
      @rantao9698 4 роки тому +126

      when you speak other people's languages, your words go into their hearts.

    • @nicolavincenzo7927
      @nicolavincenzo7927 4 роки тому +14

      Haha they love him it's awesome

    • @amarimorris1653
      @amarimorris1653 4 роки тому +6

      Not that second lady Lol!!!!

    • @mattmcclellan4011
      @mattmcclellan4011 4 роки тому +24

      @@amarimorris1653 Yeah she was a B****. I worked Luxury Retail in Downtown Chicago to put myself through college and I never treated foreigners who couldn't speak english like that. I've been all over the world and I'd say America is hands down one of the least racist places I've set foot in.

    • @timothywilliams1359
      @timothywilliams1359 4 роки тому +16

      @@mattmcclellan4011 People who do not travel always believe the nonsense that America is "racist." I worked for many years as a French interpreter for USAID, and I worked with people from almost every African country, many of whom had visited or studied in the U.S. Not ONE of them ever encountered racism in America.They all spoke glowingly about Americans.

  • @jevernlauder4632
    @jevernlauder4632 4 роки тому +5465

    *Walks up to chinese speaking person*
    “dO yOu SPeaK cHinEse?”

    • @TheWolvesCurse
      @TheWolvesCurse 4 роки тому +123

      well he is in taiwan. some people might not speak mandarin, but just their local dialect, so have a hard time understanding him.

    • @sockuraye
      @sockuraye 4 роки тому +28

      @@TheWolvesCurse most people in taiwan speak mandarin and taiwanese. the younger generation generally speaks both, or even just mandarin.

    • @TheWolvesCurse
      @TheWolvesCurse 4 роки тому +5

      @@sockuraye i was just guessing, but thanks for clearing up.

    • @evvls111
      @evvls111 4 роки тому +1

      Nikola Dietmar Krapp you can use the word “clarifying”

    • @Raylen23
      @Raylen23 4 роки тому +1

      @@evvls111 their name doesn't seem American.

  • @sunflowergarden9794
    @sunflowergarden9794 2 роки тому +80

    They become so friendly when they know you speak their language, It’s a huge sign of respect

    • @himegsweg
      @himegsweg Рік тому

      😂😂😂 thanks for pointing the obvious !! this chinese mn is bigger😮😮😮

  • @starchild2516
    @starchild2516 3 роки тому +7786

    Love how everyone suddenly has personality once he starts speaking their language its like they come alive.

    • @aro4322
      @aro4322 3 роки тому +2

      @harhsjjdafgadfsg cursed language?

    • @JeremiahGodard
      @JeremiahGodard 3 роки тому +370

      Foreigners like it when you show interest in their culture

    • @deadsetdickhead
      @deadsetdickhead 3 роки тому +838

      @@JeremiahGodard It's probably more so that when he's speaking Chinese they don't have to concentrate on just trying to understand him. The rate of information exchange becomes much higher when he's speaking Chinese.

    • @deanronson6331
      @deanronson6331 3 роки тому +135

      @@JeremiahGodard Except that he's the foreigner in this video.

    • @nick.3455
      @nick.3455 3 роки тому +66

      @@JeremiahGodard but then he is technically the foreigner... but i get what you mean

  • @PedroHernandez-sx2ck
    @PedroHernandez-sx2ck 4 роки тому +1330

    When a local comes up to him speaking in English, he should reply in Chinese "sorry I don't understand you"

  • @NickGars-w1p
    @NickGars-w1p 4 роки тому +2634

    You should go to a place that speaks mandarin and wait for them to start speaking English and say you don’t know any English 😂

    • @goobiehoobie
      @goobiehoobie 4 роки тому +49

      Nick Gars He probably still has an accent

    • @padizzle
      @padizzle 4 роки тому +37

      I do this when vendors try to sell me stuff here in Indonesia. Reply in Indonesian that I don't speak English :)

    • @raphaellu3085
      @raphaellu3085 4 роки тому +10

      goobiehoobie he does but he could be from somewhere else!

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 4 роки тому +8

      He could be German or Polish or anything

    • @NickGars-w1p
      @NickGars-w1p 4 роки тому +1

      Abcde he’s American..

  • @LEELOLKH
    @LEELOLKH 3 роки тому +611

    These people are so respectful

    • @bhuzzb0mb878
      @bhuzzb0mb878 3 роки тому +42

      You must have missed the part ( 1:49) where she literally told him "of course I speak chinese, dummy. We're in taiwan." Imagine the blowback you'd get saying that in the US to someone speaking spanish.

    • @HundredManSlayer-
      @HundredManSlayer- 3 роки тому +4

      @@bhuzzb0mb878 wdym?

    • @garri5108
      @garri5108 3 роки тому +30

      @@bhuzzb0mb878 it's US problem if the word "dummy" with smile on the face from old lady would hurt your feelings

    • @austindavid1862
      @austindavid1862 3 роки тому +3

      @@bhuzzb0mb878 that happens in the US everyday and nobody cares unless you’re overly rude about it . If you said it in a playful way nobody would care.

    • @ryzalboyz9511
      @ryzalboyz9511 3 роки тому +2

      @@bhuzzb0mb878 that auntie was joking LOL, we sometimes in Malaysia use to be like that to, but im not Chinese.. IS JOKING SHE SMILE AND LAUGH

  • @arnoldcruz337
    @arnoldcruz337 4 роки тому +5464

    He even laughs in Chinese.

    • @tullyman82
      @tullyman82 4 роки тому +229

      I even laughed in Chinese after I read your comment....

    • @mr.neqtan
      @mr.neqtan 4 роки тому +133

      @BBD Design yes English is

    • @NoName-oq8qu
      @NoName-oq8qu 4 роки тому +43

      BBD Design I’ll just call you poor for no reason.

    • @gabrielvilla6274
      @gabrielvilla6274 4 роки тому +30

      BBD Design you right, English is an ugly and petty language

    • @johnnygreen200
      @johnnygreen200 4 роки тому +9

      BBD Design Like English?

  • @theexperiment8498
    @theexperiment8498 4 роки тому +5470

    Do you speak Chinese?
    “You dummy. What do you think I speak here in Taiwan?” Busted up with her response.

    • @Frankie2012channel
      @Frankie2012channel 4 роки тому +152

      That was really funny. LOL!!!! Of course she'd be speaking Chinese in Taiwan! hahahahahahah

    • @lowfinger
      @lowfinger 4 роки тому +25

      Savage, lol.

    • @Dochorahan
      @Dochorahan 4 роки тому +37

      You wouldn't hear a rude reply like that in latina america.

    • @johnbroski8066
      @johnbroski8066 4 роки тому +2

      #WRECKED! LMFAO

    • @huaiwei
      @huaiwei 4 роки тому +84

      @@Dochorahan cultural difference dude. That would not be considered rude over in this part of the world. She didn't say "dummy" btw.

  • @KB65YT
    @KB65YT 4 роки тому +7199

    The fact that even his accent changed into Chinese is incredible

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 4 роки тому +62

      I'll take you word for it. :)

    • @DueySR
      @DueySR 4 роки тому +414

      That's how you have to speak any language. If you speak French without a French accent you can't pronounce the words right. Same with Mandarin. Of course he has to talk with a Chinese accent.

    • @KB65YT
      @KB65YT 4 роки тому +47

      @@DueySR yeah its amazing he's like Chinese even with his laugh lol

    • @Polyvalent
      @Polyvalent 4 роки тому +55

      @@DueySR The necessity for perfect dialect is usually why people over a certain age have big difficulty speaking flawless chinese. Their brain has trouble anunciating certain phonemes that dont even exist in western languages.

    • @RiggyRonnie
      @RiggyRonnie 4 роки тому +22

      Well to be fluent in any language your accent must change.

  • @Rickie1228
    @Rickie1228 3 роки тому +62

    Dude, You’re absolutely amazing.
    Whether you’re aware or not, you’re helping to break barriers and stigmas helping to connect all cultures, spreading the awareness that, no matter what the dialect/heritage, etc, we as human beings are deserving of equal respect.

    • @ifukturmom
      @ifukturmom Рік тому

      Chinese people who speak English are shit on constantly for their accents, while some random white guy who speaks Mandarin is praised as a modern messiah for breaking barriers and connecting all cultures. Can't make this dumb shit up LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @flyingphobiahelp
      @flyingphobiahelp Рік тому

      So right

    • @Surfer041
      @Surfer041 9 місяців тому

      ​@@flyingphobiahelpbeautiful quote

  • @misterk2
    @misterk2 3 роки тому +6581

    Imagine a prank where he started speaking Mandarin only AFTER tasting some food, as if it were a side effect.

  • @joshuacabrera9640
    @joshuacabrera9640 4 роки тому +12398

    "White guy, walks up to chinese lady"
    White guy: do you speak chinese?
    Chinese lady: Am I a joke to you?

    • @baconmaples
      @baconmaples 4 роки тому +45

      Lol love your comment man, friggin hilarious 🤣

    • @uncIeben
      @uncIeben 4 роки тому +6

      Loll

    • @PrysmaticFireGaming
      @PrysmaticFireGaming 4 роки тому +4

      @Boyd although I haven't been out of the U.S., I've heard others say this too

    • @John-xz9ur
      @John-xz9ur 4 роки тому +66

      she called him a dummy

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 4 роки тому +25

      Lmao she was not having it

  • @GeekHour
    @GeekHour 3 роки тому +5422

    I love how he always finds a perfect transition for when to change languages.

    • @jensenwolfe8250
      @jensenwolfe8250 3 роки тому +111

      Better than most people’s comedic timing

    • @sarthborade7865
      @sarthborade7865 3 роки тому +70

      There is no need to speak in English in the first place. He's just showing off.

    • @tweezy6070
      @tweezy6070 3 роки тому +2

      Meh

    • @voltgaming2213
      @voltgaming2213 3 роки тому +9

      @@sarthborade7865 meh

    • @tjharden1289
      @tjharden1289 3 роки тому +163

      @@sarthborade7865 it’s for the videos man, it causes a reaction. If there was no reaction then the videos wouldn’t be as entertaining.

  • @Kat-kg6hd
    @Kat-kg6hd 3 роки тому +24

    LOL That lady who called you a dummy caught on to what you were doing right away lol

  • @bigswolejah
    @bigswolejah 4 роки тому +815

    No matter Chinese or English he says “ohhh” a lot lol

    • @TheShrewdMonarch
      @TheShrewdMonarch 4 роки тому +3

      bigswolejah
      It’s tastes like.... he’s trying to be a man of culture as well

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 4 роки тому +8

      a lot of older chinese and korean people talk like that

    • @sloth3039
      @sloth3039 4 роки тому +1

      Everybody says oh it's not like a certain language lmao

    • @edwardmclaughlin719
      @edwardmclaughlin719 4 роки тому

      @@sloth3039 ohhh,I didn't know that.But I never say it.

    • @woahaces
      @woahaces 4 роки тому

      Edward McLaughlin ohhhhhhhhh u don’t say it much?well guess what...an average American says it ten times a day

  • @loves.427
    @loves.427 4 роки тому +3541

    Next time “A Chinese man busts out perfect English is San Francisco and no one is impressed”

    • @stingerbee8346
      @stingerbee8346 4 роки тому +156

      That is because the first language of 99% in San Francisco will be Spanish.

    • @JohnnySnappleseed
      @JohnnySnappleseed 4 роки тому +26

      @@stingerbee8346 Oh man you're so funny. Really good humor there 👌 So good. The best. You must have been to SF 100 times to come up with that one. So good.
      Edit: Wait, I meant to say you're an idiot. My bad.

    • @justanotherguy469
      @justanotherguy469 4 роки тому +138

      I think even more impressive would be for an American to bust out in perfect English.

    • @loves.427
      @loves.427 4 роки тому +6

      @@justanotherguy469 ha ha

    • @mikejonesss
      @mikejonesss 4 роки тому +11

      I read it as Engrish, I'm going to hell

  • @jessekimxx
    @jessekimxx 4 роки тому +536

    lol "out of all the umbrellas, I recommend that one. It's waterproof"

    • @kun6fupanda
      @kun6fupanda 4 роки тому +9

      JESSE KIM hahahahaha 😂

    • @diaskalkenov2030
      @diaskalkenov2030 4 роки тому +4

      L - Logic

    • @pabloandresarenas
      @pabloandresarenas 4 роки тому +24

      He said Hidrophobic. It is not the same as waterproof..

    • @olivermullarkey3212
      @olivermullarkey3212 4 роки тому +3

      @@pabloandresarenas being moist is scary though😂😂😂

    • @baussify
      @baussify 4 роки тому +15

      well you know when you have to shake your umbrella out, and leave it at the front door since its still really wet. with this, the water bounces of and doesnt soak into the fabric as much.

  • @lotteheemskerk3927
    @lotteheemskerk3927 3 роки тому +64

    Inspired by your videos, I practised to say “thank you so much” with the least amount of accent (listening and repeating over and over) before ordering food close by. When he handed me the food, I thanked him in Chinese. He and his fellow collegues all looked at me in shock, then smiled widely and started talking to me in chinese. It was kind of emberassing to explain that “thank you” was all I knew. Next time I’m planning to have a few more words in my chinese vocabulary😂

    • @salkur3654
      @salkur3654 2 роки тому +1

      This put a smile to my face....Good for you....Keep up the great work!

    • @vincenzofranchelli2201
      @vincenzofranchelli2201 2 роки тому +6

      I always learn how to say "i dont speak ___ language" first as its the most useful phrase in any language i dont speak. That at least shows some effort while letting them know you dont actually know much of anything else

  • @victube8371
    @victube8371 3 роки тому +3411

    I noticed they got more closer and comfortable with him when he switches to Chinese

    • @ali_el_baba3665
      @ali_el_baba3665 3 роки тому +260

      What did you expect 😂 If someone is able to speak your native language than ofcours you will understand him better because there is no language barrier

    • @MisterNorthernCanuck
      @MisterNorthernCanuck 3 роки тому +84

      Just as you would... Basic human behaviour :D

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 3 роки тому +39

      Of course. For some People its verry annoying to "speak" with someone but the language barrier makes it annoying and just not a pleasant time.
      And if someone speaks your language, its a whole other thing.

    • @custodianjay3042
      @custodianjay3042 3 роки тому +2

      I feel that's huge with making connections

    • @xqcumber1664
      @xqcumber1664 3 роки тому +5

      OH DID YOU REALLY??!

  • @camdelg1
    @camdelg1 4 роки тому +4449

    "What else would I be speaking?" what everybody thinks in his videos lol

    • @ronramey3760
      @ronramey3760 4 роки тому +158

      That made me laugh. Her reaction was quick and she smiled at the same time.

    • @MrFreddyfish05
      @MrFreddyfish05 4 роки тому +109

      "No sorry, I only speak spanish."

    • @adambrown3918
      @adambrown3918 4 роки тому +15

      Hahahahahaha! That gave me a good laugh.

    • @fernandomartin3171
      @fernandomartin3171 4 роки тому +35

      Yeah dummy... 😻love that chinese woman 😻

    • @Theyoutuberpolyglot
      @Theyoutuberpolyglot 4 роки тому +41

      Chinese people are kind. If I go to the 🇺🇸 or 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 nobody will tell me” your English is great”. In China 🇨🇳 everyone congratulates that young man for his Chinese skills. That is really awesome when people appreciate your effort. Chinese people are so nice, their kindness motivates me to learn their outstanding language. It is awful when you go to a country and everyone speaks to you in English due to your accent. In China, you have to open your month and speak only Chinese.

  • @e.g.flores2819
    @e.g.flores2819 4 роки тому +1168

    The moment he started rattling off, they accepted him like a brother.

    • @trooper744
      @trooper744 4 роки тому +8

      E. G. Flores this made me laugh 😂

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 4 роки тому +4

      Bloody racism languagism farken

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 4 роки тому

      sort of, some of them clearly didnt trust him

  • @rudolphferdinand3634
    @rudolphferdinand3634 2 роки тому +11

    To me, the biggest thing is, he is an inspiration to anyone who has ever thought about learning another language. For me, it started in 1972.4 in South Korea the desire to learn Korean. This year I'm going back in time and picking up where I left off new duty assignment in the Army, then I was 20 years old, today 70 years old, give a try nothing to lose.

  • @agentofchaos1820
    @agentofchaos1820 4 роки тому +15591

    Man you should collaborate with the other guy, the black dude who speaks chinese and pull a prank in china or taiwan. White guy vs. black guy heated argument on the street while speaking Chinese.

    • @marjoriedomondon1251
      @marjoriedomondon1251 4 роки тому +858

      That's a great idea! LOL

    • @KhariShootYourShot92
      @KhariShootYourShot92 4 роки тому +519

      The “other guy “ you know he has a name

    • @UrbanSipfly
      @UrbanSipfly 4 роки тому +529

      Yeah, they should hook up, and in the middle of Shanghai argue in Mandarin about which sports team in Japan is better.
      I'd watch their UA-cam banter like a giddy schoolboy as if I was kissed by a girl for the very first time.

    • @rhettkrovitz513
      @rhettkrovitz513 4 роки тому +15

      Good idea

    • @firepunk6664
      @firepunk6664 4 роки тому +14

      agentofchaos1 dude yes!! Lollll I’m dying just thinking about it

  • @Leit2290
    @Leit2290 4 роки тому +562

    “Ahhhhhhh” at the end of every sentence interesting culture

    • @MySnackTime
      @MySnackTime 4 роки тому +34

      I recently moved to China. "ahhhhh" and "oh oh" is something I hear all the time at the end of sentences in Chinese.

    • @EdDevil
      @EdDevil 4 роки тому +33

      The English equivalent is "Uhm" and "Uhh"

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому +13

      The french do the same thing. They do this low grumbling sound.. “urrrggh le gáre”

    • @Yumums
      @Yumums 4 роки тому +8

      Repeated use of certain words is used to show enthusiasm of the subject. Manners are also huge and saying thank you or just being appreciative is also common.

    • @JohnnyCosme
      @JohnnyCosme 4 роки тому

      The way it was explained to me was that the "ah" particle is for emphasis, basically the equivalent of saying what preceded it 3 times.

  • @timtereshchuk7217
    @timtereshchuk7217 4 роки тому +1918

    “what is this?”
    “beef”
    “what kind of beef?”
    “yeah”

    • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
      @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 4 роки тому +19

      Best thing is; Everything is ready in just 10 minute.

    • @thecricket1564
      @thecricket1564 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @timgoorman
      @timgoorman 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah cow

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 4 роки тому +5

      They just hear beef and say the only thing that for them would be convenient (him asking if this is beef). I wouldn’t risk hearing another language that I hardly understand and answer what I would like the question to be.

    • @RyderGroveSt
      @RyderGroveSt 4 роки тому +2

      Mark Cornell In America they called that fast food lol

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME2024 3 роки тому +98

    When lived in Europe (I'm American), I spoke the local language but English was very common, so when I switched over to practice the local language, they'd sometimes look at me like "why the hell were we speaking English, dude".

    • @starlit-rain
      @starlit-rain 2 роки тому +1

      Where in Europe did you live? What country?

    • @Seff2
      @Seff2 Рік тому

      Can confirm. At least in my bubble (younger, above average educated) we love to have the opportunity to speak to a native English speaker and practice our skills.

    • @ArtStoneUS
      @ArtStoneUS Рік тому +1

      For your attempt is so feeble they say "let's go back to speaking English"

    • @GUITARTIME2024
      @GUITARTIME2024 Рік тому

      @@ArtStoneUS mostly the opposite.

    • @ArtStoneUS
      @ArtStoneUS Рік тому

      @@GUITARTIME2024 That example was my brother attempting to speak Russian in Russia a few years ago 😆

  • @EdwardAlcala
    @EdwardAlcala 4 роки тому +437

    When she said “yeah dummy” haha that’s awesome

    • @EdwardAlcala
      @EdwardAlcala 4 роки тому

      Frost Rusher ok

    • @-JackVenom
      @-JackVenom 4 роки тому +5

      It just goes to show how intolerant they are of foreigners, but they'd call you a racist if you pulled that same stunt in your country

    • @EdwardAlcala
      @EdwardAlcala 4 роки тому

      Jack Venom yup

    • @mericawillis2338
      @mericawillis2338 4 роки тому

      That made me giggle 😂, she’d mean it in a joking way too

    • @titot2370
      @titot2370 4 роки тому

      Edward Alcala hey jack, how did you see intolerance from that clip?? I saw people who were pleasantly surprised that he could speak the language. The younger people didn’t even seem to react that much. The older
      People interacted less with him when speaking English as
      They had little to no English themselves.

  • @walemaybach8178
    @walemaybach8178 4 роки тому +1746

    She just got busted she tried to ignore him but as soon as she heard him speak Chinese she saved her embarrassment with a quick come back response.

    • @robmitchke8034
      @robmitchke8034 4 роки тому +90

      I don't think that lady knows what being embarrassed is

    • @johncesena9680
      @johncesena9680 4 роки тому +157

      Don’t think she was embarrassed just didn’t feel like dealing with someone who was just gonna ask a bunch of questions and struggle to explain.

    • @Keepinitreel108
      @Keepinitreel108 4 роки тому +1

      @@robmitchke8034 lol true

    • @WhatduzzitMean
      @WhatduzzitMean 4 роки тому +5

      @@robmitchke8034 yeah heard the English and didnt want to mess with a tourist 😂

    • @dru713281
      @dru713281 4 роки тому +17

      She was hard at work and he asked questions in English so she choose to keep working .....she only responded with dummy because obviously he tried to play her for one ......to me she is next level savage...

  • @moonmittnez9809
    @moonmittnez9809 4 роки тому +4352

    WhiteGuy: “Do you speak Chinese?”
    Her response: “ Yeah dummy. What else am I supposed to speaking other than Chinese?” 😂🤓

    • @WhiskeyToro
      @WhiskeyToro 4 роки тому +129

      Lol, I loved that response.

    • @JoshDoes
      @JoshDoes 4 роки тому +169

      Honestly thats exactly how id respond if some asked be about english

    • @raydoan8325
      @raydoan8325 4 роки тому +56

      That lady was Rude.No business for Her!

    • @KeojiMaru
      @KeojiMaru 4 роки тому +200

      @@raydoan8325 she said it with all smiles lol clearly she was joking. Lol

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 4 роки тому +76

      Ray Doan
      ok snowflake

  • @NinaZuccaro0824
    @NinaZuccaro0824 2 роки тому +12

    People become noticeably more relaxed when you’re speaking their language. Makes me appreciate how difficult it is for foreigners to work in the United States, especially when many Americans are not sympathetic to language barriers.

    • @rd101
      @rd101 2 роки тому

      Yup

  • @heyday600
    @heyday600 4 роки тому +200

    The respect he automatically gets when he speaks Chinese

    • @magicgoosesmagicmart
      @magicgoosesmagicmart 4 роки тому +1

      Gsxr Squid makes me super disappointed in the class I took

    • @caspa7
      @caspa7 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah they instantly become cautious realising he is kind of one of them. But that applies to any culture and language really.

  • @jonah712
    @jonah712 4 роки тому +321

    Imagine none of the subtitles are correct and he’s just putting in the ‘your Chinese is so fluent and amazing’ 😂

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson 4 роки тому +2

      lmao thats good

    • @ambivalent1
      @ambivalent1 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Davidki24
      @Davidki24 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I can assure u it’s right

    • @7th.trumpet
      @7th.trumpet 4 роки тому +1

      They're probably saying "look at this round eye tramp, rip him off as much as you can ".

  • @jokezspeedruns9679
    @jokezspeedruns9679 4 роки тому +1406

    Love how him speaking Chinese instantly brightens their mood, it's like: "He took the time to learn my language :o"

    • @equalityforever302
      @equalityforever302 4 роки тому +20

      @Kevin R A lot of americans do too.

    • @Dannysince1985
      @Dannysince1985 4 роки тому +30

      .maybe that's because they are able to have a conversation, no one wants to just stand there saying words in different languages without a clue as to what is going on.....

    • @brycefant9106
      @brycefant9106 4 роки тому +5

      Asian countries are typically very proud and astute about their own culture and language... it’s caused superiority complex issues in the past

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 роки тому +8

      Saying 'took the time' about learning a language is like saying you mildly lost a 5 million dollar bet

    • @ericbattista9341
      @ericbattista9341 4 роки тому +5

      Sir CoCoNUT What?

  • @billballeza377
    @billballeza377 3 роки тому +15

    I got the “WOW” down so I feel like I’m halfway there.

  • @wakopf
    @wakopf 4 роки тому +222

    I love how it goes from "this annoying guy" to "I love this guy"

    • @inter-vals_9484
      @inter-vals_9484 4 роки тому

      Oh what a simple barrier such as language ensues

    • @Zulanderr
      @Zulanderr 4 роки тому

      He still seems like a very annoying guy

  • @brentpeterson5526
    @brentpeterson5526 4 роки тому +529

    The people just light up and are so nice when they realize he speaks their language. If I had a superpower it would be to know every language on Earth.

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 4 роки тому +3

      Dude that would be a crappy use. You could be immortal, super strength, super speed, super intelligence.

    • @lordtoademort8124
      @lordtoademort8124 4 роки тому +13

      @@samhowl1152 well if your trying to have an international career of some kind its a pretty good power. Plus you can make money as translator and make some good money there. really in general it has some fairly practical applications. Though there are powers that can get you that and more so eh

    • @Cernunnnos
      @Cernunnnos 4 роки тому +3

      @@samhowl1152 If we're not going for totally op ones like Dr Manhattan.
      I'd have total molecular control of my body. You could change your appearance, control your mood, age or de-age yourself, enhance your cognitive capacity, heal from fatal damage.
      You'd be functionally immortal, but you could make it look as through you're ageing so you could just live multiple full lives with loved ones and they'd be none the wiser. Then change your appearance and start a new.
      No pesky clandestine groups trying to catch you and eat your immortal heart or whatever.
      Plus one thing people never think about when they go for basic immortality is that humans are still evolving. We could look pretty different in a few hundred years and a modern western European for instance would probably stand out like sore thumb. This way you just make yourself fit in.
      Like say 5-600 years from now with heat trends, were likely going all be a fairly dark skinned, taller and slimmer. Less hair, probably start losing our eyebrows and knuckle hair.
      Fee thousand years our pinkies might end up becoming vestigial.
      If you just stayed as you are, you'd probably look like a caveman to them.

    • @iboybeasty7202
      @iboybeasty7202 4 роки тому +1

      Wow that is literally the same as mine. It’s like connecting to a persons culture.

    • @starcultiniser
      @starcultiniser 4 роки тому

      thats so lame, at least have a super power that would never be possible to achive by normal means

  • @kiandodd7819
    @kiandodd7819 4 роки тому +2609

    Enters china*
    Walks towards Obvious Chinese woman*
    “Do you speak chinese?”

    • @YouDonMessedUp
      @YouDonMessedUp 4 роки тому +121

      Shrek Shrek Taiwan is not China...

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 4 роки тому +4

      Mandarin

    • @cameronhaywood906
      @cameronhaywood906 4 роки тому +60

      Donald Fowler well according to China it is😬

    • @BlazinNSoul
      @BlazinNSoul 4 роки тому +19

      Tell that to someone from Hong Kong or Taiwan and you'll get an earful lol. :b

    • @cameronhaywood906
      @cameronhaywood906 4 роки тому +8

      BlazinNSoul thought Taiwan always claimed themselves as Chinese anyways

  • @andysimmons8
    @andysimmons8 3 роки тому +32

    It’s amazing to see how people open up to you in a different way when you speak their native language. Suddenly you’re one of them and you can just mingle easily

  • @borken87
    @borken87 3 роки тому +2012

    Imagine they all are like "You damn idiot, why do you even try speaking english to me instead of chinese, when you can speak my language?" and he puts "Your chinese is so good" in the subs XD

    • @BH-el4rs
      @BH-el4rs 3 роки тому +111

      That’s what I think. It’s kind of messed up that he speaks English first. Even when they don’t really know what he’s saying.

    • @BH-el4rs
      @BH-el4rs 3 роки тому +8

      Faithful member of the party. Sure, troll.

    • @jennychuang808
      @jennychuang808 3 роки тому +7

      @Faithful member of the party.
      忠實的黨員,
      我個人認為你應該要學中文!

    • @angie-pun
      @angie-pun 3 роки тому

      @Faithful member of the party. lol boy

    • @mohdeqram4715
      @mohdeqram4715 3 роки тому +6

      @Faithful member of the party. I can speak 4 languages . English just part of it.I'm eager to learn more.sure you'd never learn anything other than english. Pity you.

  • @kevintorres5483
    @kevintorres5483 4 роки тому +2774

    “You speak chinese?”
    Lady Merchant: “Yea dummy! What else would i be speaking!”
    Ha thats the best part lmao she mustve been like “-_- u fr rn?”

    • @yuehming8756
      @yuehming8756 4 роки тому +4

      好好笑

    • @Itzy91
      @Itzy91 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah that made me LOL!

    • @Fixflex1
      @Fixflex1 4 роки тому +9

      官月明 u speak Chinese?

    • @jenm9099
      @jenm9099 4 роки тому +48

      She was a salt factory. Lol!

    • @yuehming8756
      @yuehming8756 4 роки тому

      @@Fixflex1 Of course.Speak perfect Mandarin.

  • @rDigital2A
    @rDigital2A 4 роки тому +2355

    I love how Grandmas are the same literally everywhere.

  • @moragosullivan2879
    @moragosullivan2879 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the fact that Chinese.People fit in wherever they go. You never get them causing trouble and are very respectful to everyone. X

  • @sylacauga
    @sylacauga 4 роки тому +3249

    "Not to toot my own horn, but I think my Chinese is okay."
    Title: Clueless American tourist busts out 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 Chinese
    cough*flex*cough

    • @HPEvidz
      @HPEvidz 4 роки тому +16

      Pretentious xD

    • @hysteri
      @hysteri 4 роки тому +1

      99th like

    • @alexneff3512
      @alexneff3512 4 роки тому +5

      Is he wrong tho

    • @chrisr8159
      @chrisr8159 4 роки тому +11

      This guy has the ultimate Flex speakin fluent Chinese

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 4 роки тому +6

      *toots in chinese*

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat 4 роки тому +5632

    You should go get a pedicure and listen to the Chinese ladies talk about you. Cause you know and I know that they're talking about everyone who sits in their chairs when getting a manicure or pedicure.

    • @angelmonroy9644
      @angelmonroy9644 4 роки тому +212

      Saoirse O'Reilly bruhhhh

    • @Defender_messenger
      @Defender_messenger 4 роки тому +138

      Saoirse O'Reilly bruhhhhhhhhhh

    • @kennedyjackson3382
      @kennedyjackson3382 4 роки тому +272

      He totally should. And then chime in if they start talking about him

    • @neraka-z4n
      @neraka-z4n 4 роки тому +111

      The word for fat in Vietnamese sounds like the English word mop

    • @foss8458
      @foss8458 4 роки тому +47

      There's an episode of Seinfeld about this. The ladies were Korean though.

  • @danielvelkovski3156
    @danielvelkovski3156 4 роки тому +642

    Instead of laughing “in chinese” he literally says “haha”

  • @MandyRosko
    @MandyRosko Рік тому +1

    I love that one lady “You dummy what else would I be speaking?” Hahaha, like good point

  • @iononion1148
    @iononion1148 4 роки тому +886

    This man is asking people if they speak Chinese when they’re speaking Chinese

    • @vtguy9249
      @vtguy9249 4 роки тому +2

      Lol right

    • @kbjerke
      @kbjerke 4 роки тому +15

      I do believe it's supposed to be what is called a "joke..." you know, to make us laugh... but I guess some people are not easily amused...

    • @vtguy9249
      @vtguy9249 4 роки тому +21

      @@kbjerke i thought it was hilarious when the girl said yeah dummy LMFAO

    • @irvingomar3903
      @irvingomar3903 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe they only speak a certain chinese dialect

    • @tk6729
      @tk6729 4 роки тому

      This guy is a Trump-lover.

  • @joshuagayouauthor8401
    @joshuagayouauthor8401 4 роки тому +2901

    Disclaimer: No locals were shocked in the filming of this video.

    • @synder1461
      @synder1461 4 роки тому +17

      Joshua Gayou, Author because Americans film everything

    • @noone-pz3bi
      @noone-pz3bi 4 роки тому +3

      Great. Thanks for spoiling this video!

    • @gabrielloeb8852
      @gabrielloeb8852 4 роки тому +11

      @FEAR The Walking Don In what way is this a prank? I'm not sure you do get the premise of the video. It's to capture the reactions of Chinese locals when an american is fluent. This video does that hence why he chose to upload it. Whether or not they were 'shocked' is a discussion about clickbait which is something else entirely

    • @britneys4608
      @britneys4608 4 роки тому +1

      I believe they appreciate it. Yeah they’re not shocked for sure but I bet they appreciate a “white guy” speaking their tongue.

    • @milou1975
      @milou1975 4 роки тому +5

      ​@FEAR The Walking Don why are you so negative? nobody cares for your input.

  • @Ra3_ar1adnE
    @Ra3_ar1adnE 4 роки тому +540

    >speaks English
    “Oh it’s another one”
    >speaks Chinese fluently
    “DAAAAANG”

  • @jethrobieloscano9052
    @jethrobieloscano9052 3 роки тому +4

    1:26 that man there was caught off guard when Xiaoma started speaking Chinese. He just chuckled and all that 😊

  • @LastDr3am3r445
    @LastDr3am3r445 4 роки тому +445

    I love that lady who was like “What am I supposed to speak?!” 😂

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 4 роки тому +3

      From what I read Hakka and Hokkien aren't mutually intelligible with Mandarin even if 'everyone' speaks it so there is a chance they might not feel confident using Mandarin, but chances are they'd be better with that than English even though English is used as lingua franca in A LOT of non English speaking countries.

    • @mikicerise6250
      @mikicerise6250 4 роки тому +2

      I like the one who was like, "You were born in mainland China? Oh... have fun in Taiwan I guess..." Probably thinking go back to your country you brainwashed imperialist commie bastard. 😂

  • @kandels3195
    @kandels3195 4 роки тому +269

    6:35
    *almost throws up
    „Its really good“

    • @davyjones3803
      @davyjones3803 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Suckerbunch
      @Suckerbunch 4 роки тому

      Haha little bit comes up 😂😂 it,s really good bye

    • @TheSign2020
      @TheSign2020 4 роки тому +1

      Hahah. Yeah yeah.. mmmm bye bye..

    • @Kai_Sau
      @Kai_Sau 4 роки тому

      6:37

    • @Chazahc18
      @Chazahc18 4 роки тому +5

      It's Hot that's why lmao

  • @ilikejc
    @ilikejc 4 роки тому +214

    Imagine if a vendor didn’t speak Chinese, but fluent English lol

    • @monishsatheesh7959
      @monishsatheesh7959 4 роки тому +7

      yeah, especially like a clipped British English accent, it would be so funny, lol

    • @jamesbrown5267
      @jamesbrown5267 4 роки тому +6

      How the turn has tabled

    • @fiidddii1975
      @fiidddii1975 4 роки тому

      Patrick W wooooooooooooow

  • @brittanyfloyd2674
    @brittanyfloyd2674 2 роки тому +3

    You're so incredibly blessed! Thank you for the uniqueness you bring to the world! You're an inspiration to myself and I'm sure millions of other people as well! Thank you for your endless love for culture and language. I pray for a long, beautiful, prosperous life for you, my friend.

  • @MrCarmenator8
    @MrCarmenator8 4 роки тому +1252

    If some “clueless tourist” came to America and went from Chinese to nice English no one would bat an eye

    • @eeeelayna
      @eeeelayna 4 роки тому +151

      Ken Kennington 9k that’s because people from other countries and nationalities often speak two languages; their first language, and English. It’s not unusual. Usually American English native speakers are too lazy to learn another language.

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 4 роки тому +208

      @@eeeelayna it's not a matter of laziness, it's a matter of necessity. It is often _very_ useful for non-native speakers to learn English and only marginally or situationally useful for English speakers to learn another language.
      That's what happens when you're the dominant culture. In Europe at one point just about anyone with pretensions to civilisation needed to speak Latin. The Romans didn't need to speak barbarian (note, the word barbarian derives from the fact that the Romans heard "bar bar" when the strange northerners spoke and so decided to name them barbarians).
      Similarly later on pretty much everyone of any education spoke French (I know, a dark time in our history). Then came the stages of empire with the French, Spanish, and English competing to be the preeminent western civilisation (with an honourable mention to the Germans, Dutch and Portuguese).
      The English won out in the end. So now, just as back then, it is more beneficial for the less dominant nations to learn the language of the more dominant ones than vice versa. Laziness has nothing to do with it.
      The fact that we're all lazy entitled snowflake ingrates is an entirely separate issue.

    • @Goldlucky13
      @Goldlucky13 4 роки тому +47

      @@eeeelayna yeah i wouldn't necessarily say lazy. but most places in america don't teach a second language class until high school, and at that point it can be a LOT more difficult to pick up a language to fluency. There's also hardly any chance to use and practice those languages outside of the classroom if you live in a homogeneous area, so people end up losing those classroom skills too. at least from my experience & observations!

    • @eeeelayna
      @eeeelayna 4 роки тому +17

      no no yes, that’s true. There is a lack of necessity. I guess that makes the english-speakers who go above and beyond to learn a language they don’t necessarily need to a little more respectable.
      Haha, I’M a “lazy” English speaker. I don’t have an overwhelming desire to learn another language but I really respect anyone who does, English-speaking natives or not

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 4 роки тому +2

      @@eeeelayna I have the desire, but neither the facility nor the endeavour. I'm stupid and lazy in other words.

  • @seablooms
    @seablooms 4 роки тому +615

    i love how their faces just seem to light up when he starts speaking their language it’s so cute lol

  • @tripinpeacemusic
    @tripinpeacemusic 4 роки тому +1057

    One thing I learned from this is to throw out an "ohh" like you're impressed or astonished by something after every sentence.

    • @Dagoth_Ur_1
      @Dagoth_Ur_1 4 роки тому +7

      lol I noticed this

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 4 роки тому +134

      It actually helps when you're speaking a different language to do that to plan out what you're gonna say next. Most bilingual people do it.

    • @tripinpeacemusic
      @tripinpeacemusic 4 роки тому +20

      @@Leon-zu1wp Yes true, but here we are talking about the sterotypical asian "oohh". I got over 100 likes for the comment, everbody understood "it", except you... how do you feel?

    • @mrm5183
      @mrm5183 4 роки тому +25

      Person
      No need to bring sexuality into this come on dude

    • @eley666
      @eley666 4 роки тому +50

      TripInPeace Music who pissed in your Cheerios? He wasn't rude at all so why did you feel the need to be?

  • @mouse5178
    @mouse5178 3 роки тому +3

    Just realised you’re adopted, me too. I’m 42 and five years ago found my birth family lived in the other side of the city from me. Crazy.
    Really enjoy your videos and so envious of your talent to learn languages. Awesome man

  • @2574mcu
    @2574mcu 4 роки тому +622

    My dad freaked out this lady at a restaurant. She was saying things about him because he sent back his food. The order was wrong. She didn't know he can understand Chinese.

    • @YY-ei1gm
      @YY-ei1gm 4 роки тому +7

      Now I want to know what she was saying .... ??

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 4 роки тому +15

      @@YY-ei1gm She probably called him big nose that's what they do

    • @YY-ei1gm
      @YY-ei1gm 4 роки тому +22

      Abcde thats what they call us? Makes sense. I have a big nose

    • @thepriceofsalt9003
      @thepriceofsalt9003 4 роки тому +8

      lol once i was at a chinese diner in melbourne and this white dude was being really impatient, and the poor family of three were rushing to fulfil orders. when the lady was handing out an order she turned to our family and said sorry to make you wait and we made polite conversation with her (in chinese). i kinda feel bad for her, but at least she didn't bad mouth them though she was getting frustrated haha.

    • @poopfart65
      @poopfart65 4 роки тому +3

      @@thepriceofsalt9003 what does the white dude have to do with it

  • @michaelellard4664
    @michaelellard4664 4 роки тому +77

    People don’t realise how valuable learning a foreign language is. English maybe spoken in many place. But, with one can speak the local one the reaction is marvellous.

    • @tinybubbles3724
      @tinybubbles3724 4 роки тому +1

      I learned ladder logic and it is paying the bills. Using the language of automation, who would of thought.

    • @joshualittlewolfe8550
      @joshualittlewolfe8550 4 роки тому

      Michael Ellard Yeah it can be. People like to feel special.

  • @tomatosoupgaming8020
    @tomatosoupgaming8020 4 роки тому +280

    Is so funny when they are awkward with him speaking English then he speaks Chinese and they are like cool af with him😂😂

  • @moustafamortada
    @moustafamortada 3 роки тому +19

    It’s also amazing how people fly through a conversation once you speak their language compared to them sounding very childish not knowing English … which actually means we mistakenly judge people by their command of English which is stupid. Full stop.

  • @christiansaldana5455
    @christiansaldana5455 4 роки тому +570

    Her facial expression definitely said:
    “This guy.”

  • @fakenoodles455
    @fakenoodles455 4 роки тому +550

    As a Chinese person, this guy has my complete respect

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 4 роки тому +123

      @Johnson Bono you clearly did seeing as you felt the need to reply.

    • @Sampsonoff
      @Sampsonoff 4 роки тому +18

      Johnson Bono #

    • @charlieschurk
      @charlieschurk 4 роки тому +2

      Jediael lmao 😂

    • @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963
      @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 4 роки тому +1

      DialecticalDualist
      No, no we do not. Idiocy does.

    • @Sampsonoff
      @Sampsonoff 4 роки тому +1

      Cadence James Sorry that was a stupid comment. You’re right.

  • @awildhumanoid5436
    @awildhumanoid5436 4 роки тому +301

    I’ll be honest if this guy did this to me I’d be all “fam just speak Chinese” 😂

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah "why you start in English idiot?"

  • @soxnation1000
    @soxnation1000 2 роки тому +2

    3:45 "I just didn't know if people here spoke Chinese or not" 🤣

  • @crimsonDyNaM0
    @crimsonDyNaM0 3 роки тому +1948

    American speaks mandarin in Asia - locals: "Wow you speak really well"
    Asian speaks English in USA - locals :"ok"

    • @Iteachu2beninja
      @Iteachu2beninja 3 роки тому +209

      I mean yeah, that's not surprising. If you're a non-Chinese American and speak Chinese, it was almost definitely due to an incredibly amount of self motivation.
      Whereas most Chinese people that can speak English got fed English lessons since they were born

    • @crimsonDyNaM0
      @crimsonDyNaM0 3 роки тому +39

      Learning a non native language in school at an early age doesnt make one proficient. Good exposure but I know people who learned French and Spanish in school and are hardly fluent when conversing.

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 3 роки тому +26

      True, but we’re a country with lots of different people groups living here and we have one language used by everyone who grows up here. Sure we have people that speak different languages but English is the one commonly used here.
      Basically, since we have all different people groups living here it’s not unusual to see an Asian speaking English.
      But yeah, I applaud the effort that anyone learning a second language puts in. It is impressive.

    • @angelhuang4126
      @angelhuang4126 3 роки тому +16

      I know right, and if you don’t speak English fluently, Lots of Americans are rude to you.

    • @nellyfabulous
      @nellyfabulous 3 роки тому +46

      A: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
      B: Bilingual
      A: What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
      B: Trilingual
      A: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
      ...
      B: American.

  • @WheelerPro2000
    @WheelerPro2000 4 роки тому +2820

    This is really just a dude who’s flexing at us😤

    • @Als_Attic989
      @Als_Attic989 4 роки тому +18

      Zesc is here ! You jealous bro ? Go take some lessons

    • @footycardstuff1232
      @footycardstuff1232 4 роки тому +10

      Lol the salt

    • @JohnDoe-mp1zk
      @JohnDoe-mp1zk 4 роки тому +2

      keep flexing then

    • @markdemars7366
      @markdemars7366 4 роки тому +1

      He’s like people in most other countries. A lot of people speak multiple languages. Primarily Europe where all the countries are so close

    • @quartizejose6254
      @quartizejose6254 4 роки тому

      Congrats for 1000 likes

  • @440s
    @440s 4 роки тому +376

    It is like he instantly got vip customer service just cos he knows chinesse...

    • @kenvanbrabant1368
      @kenvanbrabant1368 4 роки тому +13

      I read chinesse like you say finesse 😂

    • @W.A.F
      @W.A.F 4 роки тому +11

      Most of the world works that way 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @micheller2139
      @micheller2139 4 роки тому +6

      Well it’s like a local perk for speaking their language

    • @sunleo6161
      @sunleo6161 4 роки тому

      bc they understand him..

    • @erickmack4131
      @erickmack4131 4 роки тому +1

      Its called lookin out

  • @malicemizer9596
    @malicemizer9596 3 роки тому +19

    Imagine coming to Singapore and speaking better mandarin than most of the local Chinese.

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому

      Singaporeans are trying to erase their native languages

    • @malicemizer9596
      @malicemizer9596 3 роки тому

      @@appleslover we have a native language. Its singlish 🤣

  • @nssgroup7452
    @nssgroup7452 4 роки тому +316

    I love how you asked “Do you speak Chinese?” 😂😂 the last one killed me

    • @jasongjs9003
      @jasongjs9003 4 роки тому +2

      NSS GROUP there’s more than one dialect in China

  • @thepaperboy9009
    @thepaperboy9009 4 роки тому +363

    Shoulda said, “yeah, I learned Chinese in NYC”. Not in China. That would've really got a reaction.

  • @yeodesloth9329
    @yeodesloth9329 4 роки тому +1239

    Xioma: I’ve been studying Chinese
    Man thinking to himself: he studies Chinese and doesn’t know that everybody in Taiwan speaks Chinese

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 4 роки тому +10

      Doesn’t China not even acknowledge Taiwan or is that somewhere else?

    • @jacoblees312
      @jacoblees312 4 роки тому +9

      Jay DeLeon I think you’re thinking of Tibet

    • @daveslyker4431
      @daveslyker4431 4 роки тому +5

      @Neverlandia Taiwan declared independence from China a while back. In the 70's I think.

    • @enmunate
      @enmunate 4 роки тому +3

      YeoDeSloth wouldn’t they speak Taiwanese there?

    • @BraveCat9927
      @BraveCat9927 4 роки тому +3

      @@enmunate most of the people there can speak several forms of language, manderin being the easiest

  • @glennoc8585
    @glennoc8585 3 роки тому +4

    "you speak Chinese" ..... "Of course I do you dummy" Omg I love that lady.

  • @arathelmcarthur8573
    @arathelmcarthur8573 4 роки тому +1474

    7:34 yellow hoodie girl disappearing so casually

    • @reg_tings4919
      @reg_tings4919 4 роки тому +220

      Damn that was actually dope af 💀

    • @mrbatz9891
      @mrbatz9891 4 роки тому +228

      It’s probably gonna be in one of those videos, “Top 10 ghost caught on camera”, even though that wasn’t a ghost

    • @Nikka176
      @Nikka176 4 роки тому +43

      OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

    • @its_nicole07
      @its_nicole07 4 роки тому +9

      Omg hahaha😂😄😅💜

    • @teawice2366
      @teawice2366 4 роки тому +8

      @Adrian* 1 second later * u died

  • @chamcham3837
    @chamcham3837 4 роки тому +3869

    Dude make a prank. Get a bottle of water and put a label on it and it says "Chinese water" or something and then suddenly you know how to speak Chinese language.

    • @septonsephgreiafield9402
      @septonsephgreiafield9402 4 роки тому +165

      This freaking would make such a hilarious video if ever he would see your comment and do it I'm actual XD

    • @septonsephgreiafield9402
      @septonsephgreiafield9402 4 роки тому +28

      This freaking would make such a hilarious video if ever he would see your comment and do it I'm actual XD

    • @camrynhendrixs
      @camrynhendrixs 4 роки тому +34

      But nobody would dumb enough to truly fall for it. For like 3 seconds they’d probably believe it, but after that they’ll just think, “Oh this guy already knows how”.

    • @AlexRadic5
      @AlexRadic5 4 роки тому +11

      HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

    • @catherinehermansen4376
      @catherinehermansen4376 4 роки тому +15

      @@camrynhendrixs I used to think that, but after the past few years? I think a lot would fall for it.

  • @alexandersveryown4760
    @alexandersveryown4760 4 роки тому +52

    They get friendlier once you speak their language, lol

  • @RachelB61318
    @RachelB61318 3 роки тому +21

    Dude knows how to say “water resistant” in Mandarin. 😮

  • @flynn4694
    @flynn4694 4 роки тому +90

    It’s so interesting to see their personality come out once he speaks Mandarin

    • @DrHalbesWissen
      @DrHalbesWissen 4 роки тому +2

      Big lesson for everyone everywhere right there.

  • @anthonyradford8605
    @anthonyradford8605 4 роки тому +387

    It’s amazing how he stays in the accent when just saying “okay” and “wow”.

    • @slipguy7371
      @slipguy7371 3 роки тому +14

      It’s actually apart of the the language like slang or street lingo

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 4 роки тому +97

    1. How and why is this on my recommended?
    2. I’m not disappointed at all lol