"Every morning, a man on my street keeps eating my mail" Creepypasta
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2024
- CREEPYPASTA STORY►by CreepsMcPasta
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check the date
GFDI 😂
😂😂😂
I cant.
Im elerget to nuts.
Im not on 1,how do i do that?...
2nd of April?
For anyone reading this remember eating someone else's mail is a crime and you report it to the post office
but also remember that horror movie characters dont have common sense
Lock 🔐 up your mailbox!
If that doesn’t work you can wire it up to some big vaults of ⚡️ zappy zapping wires! ⚡️🙌⚡️🙌⚡️🙌
…ouchy…🤯😱🫨🥴…😅👍
Lettuce 🥬 only ‘sounds’ like letters 📮📨…the taste is totally 💯 wrong!
This author ✍️ plays with words well, enjoyable and creative! 🫶
@@kathrynbillinghurst188 dawg are u ok?
@@p_pthenoob
Yup 👍
Why?
Are you okay?
Is everyone okay? 🤗
Here on the ranch, the fences are ⚡️ zappy to keep any Skin Walkers OUT…how do you guys keep them out?
Electrical fencing 🤺 is better than the parry!
Zap…no more ‘cownapped’ missing cows…and better still no more missing mail!! 🥬Voila! 🫤📨👍
You do realise this channel is Creeps McPasta right?!?
I’m also very curious about what on this planet Earth does your ‘name’ mean? 🤷♀️
p_pthenoob???
Not how to spell boob!😅💁🏼♀️…because that’s all I can see when I read it and then I cringe 😬 a little (in my mouth) 🤦♀️
Hahahaaarrrr…🤣
No offence intended, especially since it’s such a “non-fictional” storytelling channel! 😁👍
I know this is an april fools one but I really do hope we get to see more of this style in the future, no direct threat just an absurdity or nusince. Its always intresting with ones like these that serve as an annoyance rather than a threat.
Nuisance*
@@highasduck5282come on, don't be that guy
@@Solarrollarat least he forgave the second typo
@@Smoko-9 there were two? Where's the other one? How stupid am I? I must know!
@@Solarrollar im not sure if i should tell you... might be more fun not to... this is getting interesting
You can ask your post office to hold your mail so you can pick it up
What? No more home delivery!?!? 🙆♀️🤦♀️😲
But there’s ‘No Eating’ in the post office! 😜
Bro would probably eat it at the post office
I was just thinking that 🤣
@@SirJusticeNuggetnot without ID 🙃
Neighbors mail: Bloody rubbish
His mail: Now thats how you make mail
*deeply sniffs the envelope* "ah a target bill, my favorite. And some scientology spam? Im spoiled today."
@@wolvie1618 “is that.. could this be.. the WATER bill?? simply delectable”
😂😂Ewee Pew! 🙊…whose is this GAS bill!! 💨Definitely NOT mine! 😝😜
Is it yours? Lols 😂
I have clearly missed the joke lmao
From what others have said, it’s an April Fools thing.
Okay, I know this is supposed to be an April Fools' joke, but aside from the last sentence, this story was genuinely unnerving. Heck, even the ending was creepy in its own way, if monumentally unsatisfying. Sure, it seems like a goofy premise on the surface, but it was well-written, and if you really think about it, someone eating your mail could actually ruin your life. Important stuff comes in the mail! As a paranoid person myself, I found MC's thoughts very relatable, I was unironically into this. Seriously, I'm not joking or playing along, this was genuinely good, it being an April Fools' joke only justifies the lame ending.
To me, it wasn't even lame. Maybe what he did was the only way to break the curse. It's goofy, but it definitely is interesting and even unnerving.
@@WynneLor he continued the cycle
The part for being paranoid.
I keep relistening and backing up and listening again trying to figure out how this is an April fools joke. I’ve listened to tons of creepypastas with goofier premises than this one, and creepypastas with great premises that were far less unnerving than this one.
And the ending stuck me as a perfect “the lady or the tiger” ending. Is he ending the curse, or perpetuating it?
Anyway, I agree, this was well done. It’s going on my playlist.
So, since it happened at the exact moment you were meeting with your boss, why not pull out your phone and show your boss so he'll believe you and understand
You must not have had to deal with many bosses in your time. They don't care how justified anything is or what the circumstances are, particularly in this sort of scenario. "Yeah, he's eating your bills, why should I care?"
I will lay down money this has happened at least once somewhere in Florida.
not betting against that
Alternative title: local citizen forgets locks and digital mails exist and goes mental.
The only scary thing about this is how horrible his job sounds.
Dude shoulda just called the post office and asked for a hold on the mail lol
The mail must be delicious as hell 😅
Then taxes man
me when me when 😁
Dempsy takeo rictofen or nikoli?...
o is it give me some
@@mariuskristensen1867 im the am when non't ?
ofc not hahahahaha eggs dee
You can buy locking mailboxes...
He'd probably just eat the mailbox too
@@wolvie1618 I was really hoping that was going to be the turning point from just a weirdo eating mail, into an actual paranormal horror story.
Professional mail eater, new position at your local post office.
This is a certified hood classic
Your conception is a certified hood classic
Egypt is in AFRICA
@@Shameka_Shakuryou suffering from brain damage or something?
@@Shameka_ShakurCleopatra was Greek.
Just... Get a different box. With a lock and a slit lol
Absolute chad behavior.
Perhaps he should have changed over to paperless billing? Just pay them online. I can’t remember the last time I got a paper bill?
He ate and left no crumbs 💀
Never thought anyone would like the taste of bills.
Eating them stings less than paying them...
I'm thinking the main goal of that creature was to get you fired 😁
The ending caught me off guard lmao. I'm not sure how I would have ended that but that isn't what I would have chosen as an ending. I'm still laughing about it 😂😂😂😂 well-written unique story . I enjoyed it and the ending rocked !!!❤❤❤❤
Oh how exciting. I came into work today to literally every single narrator I listen to had an upload. An amazing day.
Ez work day over before u blink lucky you
Hey if that man could eat any letter I get from the IRS, I see that as an absolute win
Imagine being able to give the legitimate excuse to an IRS Agent: "Ahh yeah sorry about that, my neighbor ate my mail."
I’m struggling with how this is an April fools joke? It sounded like a run of the mill CreepyPasta? Did I miss something? Did he not eat the mail? Did he suddenly run out of hot sauce? Perhaps I’m just slower than the average reader/listener, but it was a decent story. Weird, creepy as hell and the ending was almost paranormal. So where was the joke? Seriously if anyone can help clear this up for me I’m ready for it!!
Finally, some good fucking food
"Whelp time to get a PO box"
This person loves "spam" mail
LOL
I absolutely love that ending!
After reading this delicious story all I can think about will be the alarming and overwhelming numbers of letter eating creeps in the near future! *gasping*
Finally, a scary story.
Maybe the mail had some juicy gossip letters in it?
Or maybe he ordered some spicy pics 😉
This story is way funnier when you envision the protagonist as soyjack and the mail eater as chad
Mail is full of fiber, so good on him.
keeps him regular
You know ehat would be funny? A goatman story but the twist is that he only wants to eat your paper and old bread.
😆 Mothman, but he's just outside repeatedly bonking his head into your porch light.
@@amandafrazier9724 Check out "Moth girl at your window" by Merryweather. Basically this, but less spooky.
I don't care who the FBI sends to convince me. I am NOT buying a doorbell camera.
I actually really enjoyed this story
This came back to my mind (the channel) and immediately it was so worth it coming back here :)
That ending was pretty crazy😮
so if it was him all along how did he appear on camera and at work at same time?
Maybe his “work” is eating mail?
@@p_pthenoob I think that he was infected with the mail eating curse. He will now go to someone elses place and eat their mail continuing the cycle.
Thank you sir for brightening my days!!!! ❤😘
This guy needs a 'locking' mailbox!!
Is it possible that the mail eater and the narrator is the same person?
No he'd seen the mail eater through the camera and the mail eater came while he was at work
in what way could this be a possibility?
I was thinking it was a sort of schizophrenia thing or something hehe
same cos the ending just does not make sense T.T
why would he eat his own mail? there are lots of important documents that are still being sent thru physical mail and if it was another person eating his mail, the ending should have been much different from the narrator eating his own mail XD
@@gloowm6721 the fancy letter he got with his name on it was an invitation, most likely why the mail eater was so smiley about giving it to him. kinda like those repeating creepy pastas. MC is the new mail eater in town lol
Door bell cams…can deter some evil 😈 creatures, but not all of them 👹🤡👻💀👽
I take out a letter, and EAT IT!
While doing HW with my right hand.
Great story Creeps. Thank you.
Why he didn't get a lockable letterbox is beyond me.
Oh really good ending!
I look forward to these every single year. I fucking love these and I fucking love you. Happy April Fools' baby.
Bro was hungry can't blame him
I have 9 million scoville pepper extract at home. I know exactly what i would do if someone ate my mail.
That ending was amazing, lol.
A PO Box could have solved all of this
Or a virtual mailbox, which is also good for people who travel a lot.
Great story!!! I love your soothing voice and your awesome narration 💙💙
Thank you for all of the stories!!! You are amazing
Call the police!
Call the post office? Nah.
Call the police? Nah.
Call your random nephew for some reason? Yep.
You all know the saying "the dog ate my homework"? Well, try "some weirdo is eating my mail."
happy April fools day from vault 101!!!
The Mail Eater
Am I the only one who thought to put a hold on mail and fill the mailbox with empty envelopes drenched in hot sauce?
19:49 in?,not out?...
This is the 3rd time i heard a specific mistake in a video.
I can hear them makeing mistakes now.
And other people kept noticeing the repeats in videos too.
Time to get a PO box.
Or send a letter to yourself full of something that would give him a bellyache.
I am never playing chess with that guy.
I had a feeling this was gonna be one of those types of stories. Didn’t disappoint. Nice to have a simple story once in a while.
Now THAT is what I'd call a power move! Alternatively, he could have sealed poison inside an envelope and mailed it to himself.
Should have ended with the letter saying "go paperless to save 10%"
I guess the author never heard of locks... or asking the post office to hold your mail???
Well I guess you felt compelled to do this🤯Awesome April Fool's Day story, Thanks Creeps 🫡🫡
Can someone explain the ending for me? I do not get it.
Halfway through and confused. Why not get a box that locks??? Problem solved, no?
Lol, this one was interesting but I'm kinda bummered because of the ending.
April fools
Very strange story… good stuff 👍
This is like the HOLLYWOOD of narration.
THIS WAS AMAZING
I have Serious indigestion I just ate my gas bill . 😂
“A5 WAGYU BEEF. “. Haha love it
...why not just go to the police with the video?
Sounds too easy I suppose.
quick glimpse and i thought the thumb nail was griffith at the great eclipse
Be mildly concerned about the mail eater.
Getting a door bell camera and a PO box is what I'm doing. 😅 I live on the old side of my town.
I snickered so hard
Couldn’t they have called the police anyway? Said the mail was being stolen and showing them the doorbell camera footage when they get there? I assume eating mail is technically still stealing mail.
They ain't no snitch
I thought the same thing. Or try getting a box with a slit for envelopes that he can lock so they can’t get to it.
That literally is the weirdest mail I ever heard. A big empty envelope.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
"MMM is that comic sans?"
You think he would’ve just called the police? I mean he’d have video proof then of what happened to show them.
So good
That was a goooooood one!
I mean I know he said he couldn’t fix it but 1, get a door mail slot instead then get rid of the box
Dude ever think of a p.o. box
All of my sympathy for the protagonist instantly disappearing the second I learn they work with telemarketing:
Get a PO Box and start filling your old mailbox with pieces of cardboard with the word "mail" written on them
"So I ordered a pound of Carolina Reapers"
I thought the mail would read April fools
I'm trying to find the story with the guy who chalk drawings would come to life, until he drew himself.
Did you find it? What was it called?
Maybe the Art of Jacob Emory?
Genuinely hilarious
I would've livestreamed the act. That's peak content. 😂
Was it delicious?😂
How did HIS mail taste? Lol😂😂😂😂
Who wrote this?
I think in this world, the people eat letters instead of opening them lol