To explain the first Colin joke, earlier in this episode they were playing Party Quirks, and Colin's character was that he was unsure of everyone's gender, so the whole game he went around grabbing everyone's crotches.
Drew: And now I’d like to sing a few songs from Gepetto Wayne: Toys (I’m in a room that is bursting with *toys*) *Did I mention I was in a production of Gepetto? I played Wayne’s character*
“ some emergency food washed up but it wasn’t gluten free so I just tossed it into the water” “Luckily that seagull won’t bother us anymore after I shot it with the flare gun last night while you were asleep” “ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…”
Uh boat 99 you have to return to the dock immediately or I’ll have to charge you for overtime Hey boss, there’s no boat 99, there’s only 75 boats Uh, boat 66 are you in trouble?
World's worst person to share a lifeboat with: I see a ship. Quick everybody duck! Luckily for you, I am an expert in yodeling. We have to use the last flare! It's the 4th of July for Christ sake!
I won't lie to you. I had to look it up. Lol. Drew Carey and Wayne Brady were both in the Disney remake. :p :D Which brought back some memories I'd like to forget. >:)
@@isaacdodson1565 I think I vaguely remember seeing commercials for it when I was a kid on VHS tapes but it might have been the John Candy version, I dunno. It was a chubby comedian playing Gepetto.
To explain the first Colin joke, earlier in this episode they were playing Party Quirks, and Colin's character was that he was unsure of everyone's gender, so the whole game he went around grabbing everyone's crotches.
I thought it was that he suspected everyone was lying about their sex?
That's what I said.
Ah callbacks
"Finger foods are over there!"
Ah...that episode.
Drew won this one with that awesome finish.
The other person in the lifeboat sure didn’t appreciate his “finish”
I was not ready for that finish. Lol
That's what she said
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Oh come on!
I love how after Drew did his final joke, Colin just sorta nodded mater-of-faculty as if to say “Okay, I think we’re done here.”
World's worst person to share a lifeboat with: "So how do you feel about cannibalism?"
My name? Lector. Dr. Hannibal Lector.
Followed up by: "Because I'm very hungry."
Only Colin could've made that joke work
The great thing about improv is that it’s done on the spot, rather than thought of and then typed into UA-cam comments
"Hey look a flaregun! We don't need that." *throws it in the water.*
"My cell phone rang last night when we were sleeping. Don't worry, it won't happen again. I got rid of it."
Knowing that this was the 90s, and Nokia phones were more prevalent, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Nokia floated.
Wayne’s reaction to the last one 😂
Drew: And now I’d like to sing a few songs from Gepetto
Wayne: Toys (I’m in a room that is bursting with *toys*)
*Did I mention I was in a production of Gepetto? I played Wayne’s character*
Man, Ryan REALLY hates Michael Bolton. I’m on a World’s Worst binge and he takes a shot at Michael Bolton almost every time.
Who doesn't hate him?
“ some emergency food washed up but it wasn’t gluten free so I just tossed it into the water”
“Luckily that seagull won’t bother us anymore after I shot it with the flare gun last night while you were asleep”
“ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…”
Ryan really hate Michael Bolton
Like EVERYONE should.
He's not that bad.
And Richard Simmons
I drilled a hole in the bottom of the boat so now we can float around in our very own swimming pool! And look - when I fart; jacuzzi!
he has many stiles of insults
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty". It's not in this clip
"Don't worry, I built a fire."
I can’t believe none of them did the classic one million bottles of beer
Uh boat 99 you have to return to the dock immediately or I’ll have to charge you for overtime
Hey boss, there’s no boat 99, there’s only 75 boats
Uh, boat 66 are you in trouble?
Chris Garton this took me 4 seconds longer to understand than it should’ve
"Do you know any good Yoko Ono tunes?"
The Amway joke tho
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
"I'll now juggle these sharp knives."
The whole time I was waiting for a Jeffrey Dahmer joke
World's worst person to share a lifeboat with:
I see a ship. Quick everybody duck!
Luckily for you, I am an expert in yodeling.
We have to use the last flare! It's the 4th of July for Christ sake!
"Ooooooh....hidde hidde hidee hidde hidde hidde hide!"
You know, I've realized that you can use "Irish Drinking Song" in just about every World's Worst.
Hey! Do you think I could hit that bird with the flair gun?
"It's the world's worst person to share a lifeboat with."
"So... uh... what's your attitude toward _swinging?"_
I was really hoping for an Edward Scissorhands joke lol.
I'd like to say a few words about Diarrhea...B.W.
nice pun ;D
And no one went for the cannibalism jokes?
I was expecting one of them to start laughing like Woody Woodpecker
What is Gepetto? They're always going on about it.
I won't lie to you. I had to look it up. Lol. Drew Carey and Wayne Brady were both in the Disney remake. :p :D Which brought back some memories I'd like to forget. >:)
lmaooo
@@leafsflamsrangersfan it was a bad movie that Drew was in. Wayne was too, but not as much as Drew. The movie was shit and Drew looked really bad.
@@isaacdodson1565 I think I vaguely remember seeing commercials for it when I was a kid on VHS tapes but it might have been the John Candy version, I dunno. It was a chubby comedian playing Gepetto.
@@isaacdodson1565 Brent Spiner played Stromboli and Julia Louis Dreyfus was the Blue Fairy
The timing of the buzzer sounds off
And you said the Titanic wasn’t going to sink
I would say Dennis Reynolds....you know; because of the implication.
What's so bad about Michael Bolton?
0:24 sex jokes
This is taking to long, I’m going swimming
You look like you eat pretty good....
Hi. My name's Gilligan. We're in luck. There's an island right over there.
Kk
Don't want to get sunburned, do you? Rub some of this sunscreen on you. I know the label says, "mustard," but it's really sunscreen.
Turn the radio on, you’ve got to make sure the television is on... excuse me, keep the record player playing all night
Is this your card?
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Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?