It'll be a bit of a wait before any other archon and story missions get released, but don't worry, I'll be playing other games and uploading more videos in the meantime. I hope you all can stick around to watch those videos as well :) Thank you all for 59,000 subs!!! Never thought this many people would watch my videos lol also if you want to, go follow me on twitter: twitter.com/enocbwaap
I love how Paimon is scared of calling a rich kid one of her nicknames but she’s not scared of calling a literal god one of her nicknames Edit: Two things. One, some people are taking this way too seriously and Two, WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 10K LIKES?? THANK YOU??!!
Probably because Venti is way more chill (doesn't seem like him to want to hurt anyone either). He's also the weakest of the Archons. Still love him anyway tho-
@@queenchaosyet Yeah.. he's the weakest of the Gods. A God, whose stronger than mortals, yet compared to the other Gods, is weak. I'm only saying he's the weakest of them because that was confirmed- Not trying to be mean about it or anything
@@beyourslef7543 You could use it as a head canon but be mindful xingqiu is a “bishounen” a term meaning a boy of androgynous beauty (basically boys on the more feminine side but don’t present themselves in feminine ways) like venti for example and many others in anime also irl. He is canonically a boy nothing more nothing less. I’m not saying you can’t imagine xingqiu as transgender go crazy^^ the fans of genshin can do whatever they want as long as they aren’t trying to go against what’s canon with ill intent.
“It just sounds like he’s loaded. This guy literally has so much money he doesn’t think about the amount of money that he spends” Lmao that’s exactly what I first thought when I saw him, only to later realize he’s actually just a grandpa who keeps forgetting to bring his wallet and says his “well, back in my day” stories.
@@josoares2478 she's worse then Lisa, at least Lisa flirts alongside trying to seduce you and can be cute doing it. Perfume lady is just wanting into whoever's pants she desires
@@Thoughtmage100 A lotta Liyue stuff actually have arrows pointed that Zhongli is Rex Lapis Rex Incognito simply state that Rex Lapis has already done this stunt before, in different forms/genders, too. If any, this is a power move from Zhongli Faking his own death, and making the Fatui pay for his own funeral via Childe. 🤣
Why all the god of the elements in this game is full of crazy people lmao.. Venti always drinking in the bar, Zhongli dont have money to buy anything.... Bruh
6:20 This actually makes me want to get an entire collection of all of Zhongli's story-related voice lines and compile them into an audio file to listen to them when sleeping. He really does have a soothing voice that one can fall asleep to.
Zhongli's English VA is the same dude who voices Gabriel Agreste in Miraculous Ladybug and now I can't unhear it It's hard to take him seriously when his voice is that of a jerk villain Zhongli's personality tho I love how he forgets about Mora
"If one always consider Mora before acting, then in all things one is bound by mora. All Mora is currency, but not all currency is Mora" I just realised something by watching this part again. He is the God of Contracts, and in a contract, Mora is not always the mode of payment available. It can be anything. That's why he isn't interested in Mora because for him Mora is nothing compared to contracts. Why bound someone by Mora when you can bound them with contracts. That's why he doesn't bring money, and besides he is a God. Do I even make sense? Hahahaha
@@sun_vaev6439 “NOOROO, GIVE ME A BEAT” “Yes, you will get your wolllipop” “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH” “aahahhHhHhH” “BYE BYE MY LITTLE AKUMA” “ARGYSGHSGAJDGUSGDJWG” “You puny insect!” “ADRIEN!? ADRIENNNNNNN?!” “Hahhahahahahhahahahahha, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH”
15:16 - I love how you're talking about Rex Lapis, calling him an old lady, bein like, "oh, he likes this one?" While he's legit standing right there. Zhongli's just chuckling in his mind like, "Ah, the mortal minds attempting to comprehend the personality of the gods truly are entertaining".
Zhongli is Rex Lapis. That's the theory going around. Which is why he knows so much about the past. And why hes forgetful of Money, because being Rex Lapis he never ever had to think about money before. But now in human form hes not used to it.
@@Goujiki It's more correct to say that since he's a god of contracts, he can negotiate for something in ways that don't require mora, hence his "not all currencies are mora" comment.
@@kalter3773 he just have too much ego intelligent wise he is actually one of the smartest character ever having one of the qualification for being a Grand Caster and also own one of the highest Charisma stat which make him a better leader and strategies master than most servant
Spoilers(?): Much like how Venti is Barbatos, Zhongli is implied to be Rex Lapis. Zhongli mentions in his dialogue that a friend from Monstadt would sometimes bring Dandelion Wine when he visited. Dandelion Wine is Venti's favorite drink. The Statues of the Seven in Liyue look like Zhongli, like how the Statues in Monstadt look like Venti. Rex Lapis is implied to use polearms in the Teyvat Travel Guide for Liyue and the Diary of Roald the Adventurer - Guyun Stone Forest. Guess what type of weapon Zhongli uses? If Zhongli really is Rex Lapis, then he literally arranged for his own funeral. That's hilarious. Edit 1: Zhongli refers to the dragon corpse as an “exuvia”. “Exuvia” is a term referring to a molted skin or exoskeleton that a creature discards as it grows. In other words, the dragon is/was a discarded “skin” or identity. Also, Zhongli’s name is apparently a pun literally meaning “Off the clock”.
@@damarfikrihaikal6829 Zhongli isn't playable yet, and we don't have access to his character stories. His related questlines are also incomplete. Venti's identity as Barbatos was confirmed (without any doubt) in his own character stories (in addition to the quests and stuff).
I spent SO MUCH TIME trying to figure out why I found his voice so familiar. It was bothering me so much and I didn't know WHY! Now I know...Thank you.
"I legit have over 700,000 mora in my bank rn" Me, who had 2 mil before doing a series of upgrading, now have 487. Edit: yay I’m rich again I’ve got 7 mil
"If one must always consider Primogems before acting, then in all things one is bound by Primogems" quoted by free-to-player Zhongli, while playing Ginshen Impact
...Boy won't be so "free" once he's released. People will be dropping money left and right for him. Myself included. Spent 125 on Venti, I am prepared to spend so much more for this man......
@@xxMiraclesMay, got Venti for free from first banner 👁️👁️ You really could do that, but yeah, when they drop Zhongli everyone will be short on them without paying
@@BellBOYd128 It's great that you don't! Hopefully your potential luck for pulling those charas will get transferred to someone who really does want them. Good luck for the pulls you do want :)
@@BellBOYd128, I don't want him because of his weapon of choice, but his design looks cool, I think same was with Venti/Mona, they useless without upgrading
It'll be a bit of a wait before any other archon and story missions get released, but don't worry, I'll be playing other games and uploading more videos in the meantime. I hope you all can stick around to watch those videos as well :)
Thank you all for 59,000 subs!!! Never thought this many people would watch my videos lol
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hi
hi
You are an entertaining guy Bwaap keep doing what you're doing
when the discord server gonna happen?
@@ilikeyoufunnyman6551 agreed I love his genshin impact videos so much
Rules for choosing dialogue in Genshin Impact:
1. pretend you're on a date
2. bully paimon whenever possible
Lmao it's so true
xD
That’s it.
Its at 666 likes. Keep it here guys
@@scottiekunkle294 Nah, sorry mate.
"This guy forgets his money so often you would think he's just an old man"
Zhongli: *haha immortality go brrrr*
Zhongli : Depending on your definition of old, but yes
HEY- we have the same name !!
who needs mora when you have childe
we be taking all childe's money though
💀
Love how this character is the nicest, humble, generous man and well educated in multiple fields but forgets his wallet
Holy cow 9k first time ever
man is sooo fucking rich, he doesn't know what to spend his money on, lol
@@maymay5600 dat a broke boi
generous? this dude doesnt even have money-
@@dmlaw475 he know how to make people pay for him. That's enough for me.
Hes rich because spolier alert Hes The geo Archon and he can create mora (Currency)
"I love zhongli's DEEP voice"
"I like Dainsleif's SMOOTH voice"
I see a pattern
i like 's HOT Voice
@@sentience3033 XD
We've found his type.
Next up he's gonna say
I love Kazuha's CUTE voice
Soon- I like kazuha's SLEEK voice
Zhongli: *the reason mora exists*
Also Zhongli: *forgets his wallet literally everywhere he goes*
He doesnt have a wallet
@@godofthunder9765 isnt childe considered as a wallet?
@@mona5363 i think childe is more of a sugar daddy--
@@cherry4638 True lol.
@@cherry4638
I’m cackling-
I love how Paimon is scared of calling a rich kid one of her nicknames but she’s not scared of calling a literal god one of her nicknames
Edit: Two things. One, some people are taking this way too seriously and Two, WHY DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST 10K LIKES?? THANK YOU??!!
Probably because Venti is way more chill (doesn't seem like him to want to hurt anyone either). He's also the weakest of the Archons. Still love him anyway tho-
@@cosmichild1 Yeah true
@@cosmichild1 “weekest archon” is like saying “weekest literal god” lmao
@@queenchaosyet Yeah.. he's the weakest of the Gods. A God, whose stronger than mortals, yet compared to the other Gods, is weak.
I'm only saying he's the weakest of them because that was confirmed-
Not trying to be mean about it or anything
Its because Paimon likes food，money can buy you that。
Liyue is pretty
Mondstadt feels like home
And Dragonspine is just a freaking nightmare
Can't wait to feel like we're even more of a criminal in inazuma, ya'know, by sneaking into the country :v
yes
Man, Snezhnaya in same with Dragonspine... but it just make freaking 2.0
Absolutely agree
Funniest thing is that all tasks i have are at Dragonspine. Can't wait to Snezhnaya to finally freak out
Yes
Fun Fact: if you talk to Childe before leaving the pavilion he’ll complain about how using chopsticks is hard :>
Another Fun Fact: Zhongli’s VA is the same one as that Fatui that Paimon called a chicken in the Mondstadt quest with Diluc.
@@gia_the_gamergirl4130 cool :>
Another fun fact. Zhongli's VA also voices as Mori Ougai from Bungo Stray Dogs
fun fact 3: he also voices the sesame street rapping zebrasaurus 😦
Another fun fact: Zhongli's english VA is the same as speedwagon's english VA
Japanese voice: Fitting and well acted.
English dub: SUGARDADDY
LMFAOOO this really how it be tho 😭😭😭
@Sophie Lam We’re all proud brokediggers.
he has no mora :( but I'll take broke daddy
VSGYBFEAW IM STILL LAUGHIGN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE THE VOICE OF A MAN IN HIS 30S
he sounds like an old man
"Does that mean Rex Lapis is actually a mature LADY?"
Zhongli: *sweats*
Zhongli got some taste
Madame Ping 👀
@@winkwink6819 ah yes, I knew i wasn't the only one!
He used to take form of one lol
@@blackrull1981 wait, really?
Game: this guy is soo rich
Zhongli: i literally dont have a single coin
ua-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/v-deo.html
Then how does he live in the Cloud District still?
@@darkhorseman90 a mistery man has yet to solve
@@darkhorseman90 Being a God has it's benefits.
*I am the coin*
Zhongli: *I am the all-knowing high being. Your history is my nightly bedtime novel readings*
Also Zhongli: *Lol, I'm poor*
i wheezed at "your history is my nightly bedtime novel readings"
me in a nutshell.
so true
I mean he got infinite money, so it's kinda normal to misplace small amount of it.
*W H E E Z E*
"ooh who is this? :3"
literally everyone before they simped for zhongli
@cass lol PFFT-
LOL TRU
I silently went “Ooh he’s cute-“
Not everyone
yes
Zhongli sounds so Refined, rich and high class yet he's a klutz and pretty forgetful
That's why I love him so much lol
Same!
Sameee!
Sameeeee!
Sameeeeeee!
Sameeeeeeeee!
“please don’t hate me Venti”
*Venti will remember this*
Yes Venti will remember this
Me and venti believe in:
MONDSTADT SUPREMACY
@@fuckingweeb9773 same
Oops
*(Venti disliked that.)*
Lol
qiqi: hunt cocogoat
zongli: **thinking if he ever made a cocogoat** *hm.*
Zhongli : i-is it ganyu?
@@EscapismAddict PERHAPS
I LAUGHED SO HARD-
I COULD LITERALLY HEAR ZHONGLI GO *hm*
Azdaha: i have a sister?!
Zhongli: you HAD a sister
@@EscapismAddict HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET MILK OF THE COCOGO-
Paimon really went with Guhua Geek when she could've just called him Book Bitch
LMAO they had to keep it PG 13.🤣
Lmaooo 💀💀💀
🤣
@@scarlettskipper9352 yet they let Ying'er exist
@@Fanimati0n Fair enough. But she's indirect, to an extent.
chill Childe is like literally like a walking ATM
lol zhongli is his sugar baby XD
@@TheBlackfox730 need mora and primogems? Zhongli dear, your sugar daddy, Childe have it all
we all need a childe in our lives
@@TheBlackfox730 Can’t wait for him to blackmail me about the location of where I hid my report card
Here’s hoping the next event is just, “go by northland bank every day for a week and sugar daddy childe will give you mora and primogems”
Aether: *made Zhongli choose which jade to pick*
Zhongli: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
...
And Aether has entered the chat.
@@bluedragon8962 Hello Aether
@@egg6944 hello i like you're name
Aether himself confirmed it in this reply section-
Basically, genshin impact is just a dating sim rn with fighting
lots of fighting
@@enanightcord1353 it’s fun
@@maraisfan4life517 childe?
Fighting is fun, but also scary and a lot of work
@@TheSilly. li
Zhongli: *hm*
The entire fandom: *d a d d y*
Yes
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
"Are you ready to please me?"
Bwaap: "I need an adult-"
"I am a adult~"
"No, you're not"
Bwaap: I need a different adult
he's 19
Love the reference
@@mani_stud Have you ever heard of... a joke? :0
His voice sounds like the guy who narrates documentaries
EXACTLY my thoughts!
THE VA IS HSOKA FROM HUNTER X HUNTER AND EN FROM DOROHEDORO!!!
Umm...he sounds like David Attenborough?
yes and I love it
He is Hawk Moth btw
10:37 I know that when sped up, voices usually sound squeaky, but zhongli's voice is so deep that there's like almost no effect at all :0
*flirting intensifies*
Meet Venti, "Oh, she's a boy?"
Meet Guhua Geek, "Oh, she's a boy?"
Hear paimon says older lady, "Oh, Rex Lapis is a girl?"
*REVERSE TRAP*
the trickster
isnt venti genderless cause he/she is a god?
@@jameslibero3363 if you meant barbatos, yes.
but if you meant venti, it's a boy.
@@hamhampangpang_customer isnt venti basically barbatos tho?
“are you ready to please me?” bro i almost shat myself
LMFAO
This whole quest had me going "bruh" tbh
Where? I need a timestamp
@@jolipa5517 13:20
lol
his voice is so deep I can literally feel the vibrations in my ears
feels kinda good tho-
@Big catto eyes Ofc 🤤😖❤️👍
Yeah, it's called sound
Sameeee😩🤚🏻💖
i can feel it in my
“I play as her”
Xingqiu is a boy 😭💀💀
I recognize him as a girl during the quest until few days later I found his gender bender fanarts. and I was like "so... she's not flat, she is a boy"
I want to believe xingqiu is transgender ._. Same i thought xingqiu was a girl but realize paimon uses him
@@beyourslef7543 You could use it as a head canon but be mindful xingqiu is a “bishounen” a term meaning a boy of androgynous beauty (basically boys on the more feminine side but don’t present themselves in feminine ways) like venti for example and many others in anime also irl. He is canonically a boy nothing more nothing less. I’m not saying you can’t imagine xingqiu as transgender go crazy^^ the fans of genshin can do whatever they want as long as they aren’t trying to go against what’s canon with ill intent.
@@beyourslef7543 i mean you can headcanon him as trans
@@beyourslef7543 reminds me of saber from fate/zero
I love how you're still treating the game as a dating sim whenever you make dialouge choices xD
@the real Naruto I don't, its just feel awkward for some ppl like me
IIrc, getting the "correct" sequence of choices gives you extra rewards or bonus dialogue so it's worth it to be nice to people.
@@netuser3 Date with Lisa: hold on now, let me chose every options and ask the shopkeeper what she likes.
If this game is a dating sim then this whole adventure is a date with paimon lmao
who doesn’t? 😂😂😂
Paimon's voice lines: Skip, skip, skip
Zhongli enters the chat: Damn I got all day daddy~
*Cough* I hate to admit how true this is. Zhongli and Xiao for me-
I like Paimon more than the deep voices
Idk if you've watched miraculous ladybug but, Zhongli's english va is the va for Gabriel Agreste i-
@@Rcinbowtears Yez I know bout that XD
@@Anthfro I was so shocked and now i can’t get the image of gabriel arrested when Zhongli talks xd
5:31 is the cutest hi i've ever heard
SIMP
@@cloverazlin7357 Yes... Yes I am.
i can agree sjsmkshsk
Im not gay or bi but you're right
Yess
Bwaap really went dead silent when ying'er was trying to tell him how to make perfume
Speechless 😶😶😶
7:13
Venti: i hear a sin approximately 3411m away
Was he supposed to say liyue is trash infront of the kilometer-wide stone spear throwing god?
@@schmalitube I love your comment
@@schmalitube *yes*
barbatos does not forgive
@@someperson672 just make childe pay for venti´s alcohol and it should be fine
when zhongli lecture us about mora isn't the only currency i legit thought he would pay it with his body
ayo? 🤨📸
SAME I-
@@wisteria7961 lmaoo
@@wisteria7961 *wheeze*
@@wisteria7961 I don't get it
Ying'er: *exist*
Lisa: wait that's illegal
One more ara ara onee san added to the list
@@kuro._aert YES YES YES YES YES
She is the Lisa of liyue
@@kallenlivesmatter3229 I feel safer around Lisa tbh.
zhongli: *gets a LONG Dialogue* everyone: time to sleep
"Damn traveler, I'll sue!"
-Zhongli
SHUSH YOU AKSJAJL
How did I never make this connection
Holy shit is this a motherfucking persona 5 reference
“Damn sue, I’ll brat/traveler”
cannot unhear the funky bald man
When he said OOH WHO IS THIS?! I could tell he was smiling with his teeth
Who wouldn’t
💀
time stamp?
@@johndioe2744 5:28
Yeah
21:25
*_T H R E E M I L L I O N M O R A_*
"ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ"
Especially with that small earrape
“It just sounds like he’s loaded. This guy literally has so much money he doesn’t think about the amount of money that he spends”
Lmao that’s exactly what I first thought when I saw him, only to later realize he’s actually just a grandpa who keeps forgetting to bring his wallet and says his “well, back in my day” stories.
Mrs Perfume Maker, we need to have a talk about your word choice.
@@josoares2478 LMAO
@@josoares2478 she's worse then Lisa, at least Lisa flirts alongside trying to seduce you and can be cute doing it. Perfume lady is just wanting into whoever's pants she desires
AND HER TONE OF VOICE, WHYYYYYYYY
@@isdrakon9802 LMAO YEAH
@@yaeznnn i think it was on purpose fanserivce
Childe, Zhongli and Diluc: *exists*
Me: *immediately simps*
xiao and xingqiu for me :")
Same. They are all dilfs
Am I the only one simping for soft boy Venti?
@@yuritart5561 no, me too 😅
OMG SAME
when she was talking about perfume making, it came to the point where i straight up just said "i don't think we're talking about perfume anymore
I screenshoted one of the comments she made to friend and said I'm underage and I need an adult
Same
I thought she was talking about Steamed Pork Buns.
One line literally defined f*ngering😅😅
maybe im just corrupted but that scene literally needed a r18 censor
the ying'er quest made me so uncomfortable 😭😂
Same I legit wanted to delete the game
Ikr
@ZE Brigitte she's basically sexually harassing traveler nonstop lol
Calling it now: He's totally Rex Lapis. Faking his death so he can do normal shit and stop being bothered.
I agree but I also think he knows what the Fatui are planning and he's been playing Childe for a fool this whole time.
@@Thoughtmage100 A lotta Liyue stuff actually have arrows pointed that Zhongli is Rex Lapis
Rex Incognito simply state that Rex Lapis has already done this stunt before, in different forms/genders, too.
If any, this is a power move from Zhongli
Faking his own death, and making the Fatui pay for his own funeral via Childe. 🤣
He managed to fake his own death and make Childe pay for all of it that would be amazing
Zongli has a freind in mondstadt I think it’s venti if he is the geo archon
I mean looking at the statue, he is rex lapis.
Why all the god of the elements in this game is full of crazy people lmao.. Venti always drinking in the bar, Zhongli dont have money to buy anything.... Bruh
Yeah and all the animal God things want to kill you, adepti I think?
@@mitzi3262 yeah the adepti
Ice archon is out for blood and electro archon doesn't like people leaving his territory. Yeah most of them are crazy.
Wait... Zhongli is the geo god?
@@idk-ye7ur don't spoiled too much ,man
Zhongli is so hot but the fact that he shares a va with Hawkmoth KILLS me
It kills you?
@@Nightvss yes unfortunately, rest in peace Mackenzie F.
FR LIKE I ONLY HEAR HAWKMOTH
Miraculous simply the best up to the test when things go wroooong
Fr😭
6:20 This actually makes me want to get an entire collection of all of Zhongli's story-related voice lines and compile them into an audio file to listen to them when sleeping. He really does have a soothing voice that one can fall asleep to.
would love for zhongli to have a deep voice like corpse
But corpse is deeper
Oh god
why.. are we all playing the same games 😂
I’m going to simp Corpse AND Zhongli, becuz why not?
@@Anna-wach galaxy brain
"His voice is very very.....low"
ok we know what you actually mean: "His voice is very very sexxxxyyy"
yes. the one thing that prevents me from getting bored from zhongli's dialogue
HELP MY POOP ITS POOR 😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥰🤢🤢👎👎👎😤😤😤
MY POOP😭😭😭😭
IT STINK STOP🤮🤑🤑🤢🤢🤢😱
@@innocentpsychopath8861 are u ok
Everybody talking bout Zhongli's voice being deep, while I'm just here trying to figure out how Mihoyo got Ash Ketchum to voice Xingqiu.
Mihoyo’s got stacks now. Not like English VAs are that expensive to hire anyway...
lmao i knew his voice sounded familiar
Bruh so thats why his voice sounds familiar
w H a t
Zhongli's English VA is the same dude who voices Gabriel Agreste in Miraculous Ladybug and now I can't unhear it
It's hard to take him seriously when his voice is that of a jerk villain
Zhongli's personality tho I love how he forgets about Mora
Did he just call Xingqiu a gir-
i thought he was a girl too
When i got him as a summon i kept screaming about how cute 'she' was and 'her' design
Then i heard his voice
I never realized that he was a boy until someone called him "he". I was so shocked💀💀
@@evang.4022 ME TOO AHAHHAA
How come no one reads profiles
zhongli : "mora.......HMMMMM"
simple but explain lots of things about him
HmMmMmM...
Zhongli disguises his love for the mature woman smell by making his statue light up instead of himself just saying it's his favourite. Sneaky.
I’ve read a theory somewhere it’s because the mature woman smell reminds him of guizhong :(
@@tunane I wanna be guizhong T^T
Paimon: Does that mean that Rex Lapis is actually an older lady?
Zhongli in the background: I WILL HAVE ORDER!
Lmao
thanks for making me laugh loud enough at school to freak out the ppl sitting at my table xD
I love just seing the desk hp go down. Rewatching this whole series is just, making me smile way too much
"If one always consider Mora before acting, then in all things one is bound by mora. All Mora is currency, but not all currency is Mora"
I just realised something by watching this part again. He is the God of Contracts, and in a contract, Mora is not always the mode of payment available. It can be anything. That's why he isn't interested in Mora because for him Mora is nothing compared to contracts. Why bound someone by Mora when you can bound them with contracts. That's why he doesn't bring money, and besides he is a God.
Do I even make sense? Hahahaha
I understand what you’re saying, but humans are lazy, thus go for the easiest metric of value/medium of exchange: money.
actually its because he can create mora, so normally he would not care, but this time he wanted to act like a human, to make his "test" to Lyue
Fun fact: I replied even when I didn't even finished reading this comment
@@egg6944 Fun fact: You get yourself for test scores
dude, you can legit fall to sleep listening to zhongli's voice, it's so calming.
I almost did yesterday
Did u sleep when u heard hawkmoth's voice
@@hutao4096 no because he doesn't say very calming things
@@sun_vaev6439 b r u h
@@sun_vaev6439
“NOOROO, GIVE ME A BEAT”
“Yes, you will get your wolllipop”
“HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“aahahhHhHhH”
“BYE BYE MY LITTLE AKUMA”
“ARGYSGHSGAJDGUSGDJWG”
“You puny insect!”
“ADRIEN!? ADRIENNNNNNN?!”
“Hahhahahahahhahahahahha, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH”
to all simping for zhonglis voice... thats is the gabriel agreste voice actor (woah this blew up)
wait WHAT?!
WHAT OMG!? he is kinda SIMILAR!
That means that he's also Hisoka
i knew ittt ! it sounded just like him
WHAT.
“I can literally spawn a tornado and you guys are still trying to face me”
Also bwaap: *has geo traveler*
Yknow, i just noticed that the gods have literal stars in their eyes.....
kaeya has a star pupil too
@sourcreampringles Tsaritsa? Who the hell is she? I only know the great Cryo Archon Kaeya.
@@popsiclesticks5078 when they said ppl with visions could potentially become gods they meant kaeya 💯
15:16 - I love how you're talking about Rex Lapis, calling him an old lady, bein like, "oh, he likes this one?" While he's legit standing right there.
Zhongli's just chuckling in his mind like, "Ah, the mortal minds attempting to comprehend the personality of the gods truly are entertaining".
honestly yeah
@@TheSilly. fandom simps for u-
@@dinos_coffee6501 understandable, after all, there’s a reason that always Childe pays.
1) I’m broke
2) he’s a simp
@@TheSilly. I mean they aren’t wrong your my 10th fav-
@@dinos_coffee6501 I’m my first favorite
Zhongli: *speaks*
Everyone: Oh his voice is deep.
Me: Hawk Moth..?
I was thinking about the same thing lmao xd
wait-
XD "Fetch me Ladybug and Cat Noir's Visions."
yes it’s the same voice actor lol
Its like segc hawk moth
I love how bwaap just says
"no no no it's ok Qiqi"
and Qiqi mouth moves EXCACT time when he said it
This guy is basically gilgamesh, but an idiot, and I want him so much lmao
stupid Gilgamesh,,
that's the best thing I've ever heard
Gilgamesh is idiot too, dont you remenber?
Zhongli is Rex Lapis. That's the theory going around.
Which is why he knows so much about the past. And why hes forgetful of Money, because being Rex Lapis he never ever had to think about money before. But now in human form hes not used to it.
@@Goujiki It's more correct to say that since he's a god of contracts, he can negotiate for something in ways that don't require mora, hence his "not all currencies are mora" comment.
@@kalter3773 he just have too much ego
intelligent wise he is actually one of the smartest character ever
having one of the qualification for being a Grand Caster and also own one of the highest Charisma stat which make him a better leader and strategies master than most servant
Second part of this video is just: “Single man getting violated by a perfume maker”
jesus why are you here
@@choimikaella3839 Human has finally made something that catch his attention again. Hallelujah
She apparently runs a bakery, but the way she describes it really makes it sound like a brothel masquerading as a bakery.
Is this the time for that 'armageddon' ?
"Oh, I play as her!"
*xingqiu strikes again*
I never realized he was a guy
that hurt to hear
@@isdrakon9802 it’s easy to notice…
@@isdrakon9802 he gives off man energy
bwaap: *doesn’t even notice that Baizhu has a frEAkinG DeNdrO viSion*
Spoilers(?):
Much like how Venti is Barbatos, Zhongli is implied to be Rex Lapis.
Zhongli mentions in his dialogue that a friend from Monstadt would sometimes bring Dandelion Wine when he visited. Dandelion Wine is Venti's favorite drink.
The Statues of the Seven in Liyue look like Zhongli, like how the Statues in Monstadt look like Venti.
Rex Lapis is implied to use polearms in the Teyvat Travel Guide for Liyue and the Diary of Roald the Adventurer - Guyun Stone Forest. Guess what type of weapon Zhongli uses?
If Zhongli really is Rex Lapis, then he literally arranged for his own funeral. That's hilarious.
Edit 1: Zhongli refers to the dragon corpse as an “exuvia”. “Exuvia” is a term referring to a molted skin or exoskeleton that a creature discards as it grows. In other words, the dragon is/was a discarded “skin” or identity.
Also, Zhongli’s name is apparently a pun literally meaning “Off the clock”.
Ehmm so Zhong li is rex lapis or not?
I agree with you guys
But my first thougt Zhongli Friend is Diluc but you mention Dandelion Wine is Venti favorite that make sense
@@damarfikrihaikal6829 Zhongli isn't playable yet, and we don't have access to his character stories. His related questlines are also incomplete.
Venti's identity as Barbatos was confirmed (without any doubt) in his own character stories (in addition to the quests and stuff).
This man can summon a meteor, every other 5 stars ultimate aren’t as dramatic.
Ying'er: *senduce the main*
Lisa: are you challenging me
BATTLE OF THE MILFS
Add Ningguang and Beidou
*their battle will be legendary*
Please step on us adventurers onee-samas
@@z.ace.44 Well fuck, we have a winner and that one is me
2:02 "I play as her"
Ah yes, another person who thought xingqiu was a female
What theyre not a girl?
@@monaMellohiyeah xingqiu is a boy
I got him before even get to Liyue, and I was calling him "she" during the whole time until I get his mission
@@ripperded8089 Same lol, never thought she(he) is a guy until the mission.
@@handsomesb6482 same
Zhongil: *mora*
Entire fandom: step on me daddy
Me: ....jesus Christi..why his so is so..a deeper..shit-
5:23 bruh, all Zhongli did was breathe and we all abouta risk it all for this man
Both him and venti for me bruh
ISNT HE THE SAME VOICE ACTOR FOR HAWK MOTH FROM MIRACULOUS?? 😭😭
@@slvt4me YES, MY FRIEND. INDEED HE IS.
Yes
@@slvt4me || HE WHAT NOW ?????
12:17
When he said "get out of the camera kid!"
it walked away, lmao.
lmfaojdjwhsh
*it*
IT💀
LMAOAOAAOA “IT”
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He's simping on zhongli's voice, and here I am simping on bwaap's voice
Omg same🤣
Glad I’m not the only one🧘♀️
They sound like my friend and Alpharad
SAME!! i thought it was only me,,, i lov his laugh so much
I'm simping on corpses voice
Keith Silverstein is AMAZING at voicing Zhongli! I SWEARRRRRR BRO-
Me, first time hearing Zhongli’s voice in English: Why does he sound familiar?
Me: *Gabriel Agreste*
Oh now that's make a lot of sense :0
Same va
IKR I WAS LIKE IT'S SO FAMILAR WHATISIT WHATISIT WHATISIT HOLY SHIT
I spent SO MUCH TIME trying to figure out why I found his voice so familiar. It was bothering me so much and I didn't know WHY! Now I know...Thank you.
I just realized this.
“I love zhongli’s deep voice.”
“Yes, a brick is hard.”
Guess everyone is a brick
@@Thatoneguyonyoutube420 *HOW DID YOU KNOW MY SECRET IDENTITY???*
Not as hard as Zhongli Pillar--
@@BiBiren I-💀
@@BiBiren which one
"Why don't you talk to her? Kid to kid or something?"
Emergency food is pissed.
EMERGENCY FOOD??????
@@senthazalravi yes Emergency Food :3
Every time I hear Zhongli's voice, I can't help but think about freaking Hawkmoth 💀💀💀
Hisoka too-
When I hear Zhongli's voice all I can think of is how this man voices like 50% of the characters in Skyrim.
The Elder Scrolls: Genshin
He also voices the butterfly villain in miraculous ladybug XD
Also sounds like the Shido from Persona 5
@@Takashiy bc it is shido persona 5 (real)
and ever since, i could never get into zhongli's voice😔
He also voices the main antagonist of Code Vein
"she is sick!"
Xingqiu: Haha, Venti, I got them tooo.
Lmao, exactly like that
So is this what happens after we change the heart of a corrupt politician? He starts to run a funeral service?
I was literally looking for all the Persona fans in the comments 😂😂
Oh wait thats ren voice actor?
@@Benjamin-hk6ir No it's Shido's voice actor I believe
I mean, he also turned into an ikemen, so I see that as an absolute win
@@Benjamin-hk6ir YES IT IS! People need to play Persona Q
I was absolutely *NOT* expecting him to have that deep of a voice!!
Zhongli's English voice is God tier, one of the main reasons why I still play this game in the English dub
he's the only one i've liked so far
Bennett, Traveler, Zhongli, Xingqiu, Venti, Karya english voice actors are better than their Japanese counterparts IMHO
the voice actor in eng dub of Bárbara is good too
And Paimon's voice she's sounded soooo cute (also Klee English VA)
Such a shame english dub doesn't have the EHE TE NANDAYO
Childe, Zhong Li, Kaeya and Diluc makes me question my heterosexuality.
They even make me question my lesbian ass
Childe is daddy to me
sorry but zhongli sounds like an old man dude
Ying'er is always there to bring it back
@@redacted5768 well, if lore is accurate he’s probably older than the entire cast
I CHOKED ON MY FOOD WHEN HE SAID "Oh I play as *her* !" 💀💀
"I legit have over 700,000 mora in my bank rn"
Me, who had 2 mil before doing a series of upgrading, now have 487.
Edit: yay I’m rich again I’ve got 7 mil
My heart ached reading this
Also me, yep, backing to the poor is goddamn simple.
Yhup. I must have spent millions in the recent quest
We all did underestimate the amounts of mora that we once had before being broke later on
Me sitting here with 1.5mil mora and at ar30 scared for my future: 😃
Zhongli: We will speak of the details as we walk.
Me: *gets a car ad after that sentence*
👁️👄👁️
No walk
@@IceeFish ?
@@casie6609
"Once upon a time, Qiqi died"
Short and sad
you can literally feel zhongli’s deep vibrations just from hearing him speak like imagine what that feels like if he-
*Baizhu appears*
bwaap: "A discount Orochimaru"
D E A D
The fact that I thought the same thing when I saw him...
i call him dr Bai
his chinese voice is daddy, his english voice radiates dilf energy
edit: yall probly haven't heard his korean voice yet, that shit hit me in the heart
Imo the Chinese one is the best. Deep enough to sound badass but not too deep that it sounds out of place like in Eng (he looks mid-late 20s really)
@@atlasflame5815 I don't know if it's out of place, but I have a friend who sounds that deep in his mid 20s. So it sounds just fine to me.
@@atlasflame5815 i mean corpse husband has a deeper voice and he's like 23 or something.
Japanese sounds pretty good
@@heshiram1188 I agree but after hearing this a bit more, I feel like I'm going to have to swap back to EN
"Yes of course"
"Phew seems like things are finally starting to come togethe-"
*3 MILLION MORA*
i mean, it was really just 2,990,000 mora, and childe paid for it out of the fatui bank.
I mean in my language the guy say it 300k not 3 million
@@UnreliableKoichi 300 vạn chả là 3 triệu còn gì :)) lại ko đọc kỹ rồi
@@ankggo5213 vậy à tưởng 300k :)))
@@cubspopply5445 wait seriously it was 29 million?
bwaap: "you smell great" that's a little weird to say **chooses anyways**
YING’ER WAS DOING MORE FLIRTING DAMAGE THAN LISA 😳
What I want to know is her japanese VA
@@vaughngb-deadbeats6408 OHOHOH you don't want to miss it
Mah dude Aether starting to get some harems. LOL
@@farhanaadilla1902 I have finished all quests but I still dont know her jaoanese VA
@@vaughngb-deadbeats6408 i want to know as well
"If one must always consider Primogems before acting, then in all things one is bound by Primogems" quoted by free-to-player Zhongli, while playing Ginshen Impact
...Boy won't be so "free" once he's released. People will be dropping money left and right for him. Myself included. Spent 125 on Venti, I am prepared to spend so much more for this man......
@@xxMiraclesMay, got Venti for free from first banner 👁️👁️
You really could do that, but yeah, when they drop Zhongli everyone will be short on them without paying
@@paulbaron453 am I the only person who doesn't want him or that Yaksha guy?
@@BellBOYd128 It's great that you don't! Hopefully your potential luck for pulling those charas will get transferred to someone who really does want them. Good luck for the pulls you do want :)
@@BellBOYd128, I don't want him because of his weapon of choice, but his design looks cool, I think same was with Venti/Mona, they useless without upgrading
I love his random slightly gay energy.
"Oh... Who's this...?"
*another guy appears*
*proceeds to zoom on this new guy's face*
I mean,
He did call Xingui a she
*little do they know that Zhongli's VA voiced Hisoka in the HxH dub*