My Pedophile Football Coach (Birdman Story Time #3)

originally uploaded June 27, 2015
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[@BeatBoxBirdman]

Do you think ants worship us as gods?
Do they comprehend the hand they've been dealt?
How they are nothing but feeble creatures sulking below our feet, easily eradicated at our whim?
Is it possible for the ants to understand just how pointless and insignificant their brief existence is?
Do they see our stature and stare in awe or do they cower in fear once it dawns on their miniature brains that we hold absolute power of their lives? Can they even comprehend that?
No.
The ant knows only to do its job and please the queen (simp)
We may be their gods but our subjects hold no significance
By being gods of the insignificant, it diminishes the word God, for we can harness no power from orchestrating our worshipping masses
When the ant sees us above it, as it watches as we decide should it live or die, we do nothing more than flex our own insignificant power on an even less powerful being
The ant serves only as a microcosm depicting our own futility
For we hold no true power
We are no more powerful than the powerless ants when observed by anything that is not terrestrial
I'm sure the gods laugh at us as we fool ourselves into believing notions of power
The only power that truly exists is death, as he is omnipresent and inevitable in all. We are no more than the ant fodder to death
This is why existence as we know it is pointless
For we mean and can do one thing
Which is complete and utter
Nothin

[@daddyjarl188]

Wtf😂

[@thorbjrnscheuer2510]

Okay

[@throin1]

(simp)

[@tso7639]

Don't cut yourself on that edge

[@spikytoaster]

Shut up

[@zakgriezmann9988]

Words cant Express how much this community needs you 🙏

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

Thank you so much man 💪

[@J4sse]

There's a special place in heaven for people like you.

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

Thank you! 🧡

[@highconsciousness240]

bird man was the older brother i never had

[@amonev2186]

Thanks for this upload fam. This is the content I couldn't find for a long time. Looking forward to more of these story times.

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

I’m glad I could help. Gonna upload a few more soon

[@PollosH3rm4nos]

We need those Arkham Knight vids bro

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

😂 I’ll see what I can do.

[@fallen_angel249]

These videos have me dying can't wait for more of this great content.

[@The9er]

If you get the Jarl storytime on here imma be so hyped lol

[@josefing8258]

Thank u king🤝 any chance of uploading the past streams?

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

Yes sir, a lot of his streams contain a bunch of copyrighted content. I have one in my drafts right now, just Dm me @BirdmanArchive on twitter and we can see if it’s working.

[@mruchiha4683]

Thanks I was looking for a way to find it but thank you for uploading it

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

I'm glad I can help!

[@kanjittv3153]

Bro I watched all these stories in like 2014-13ish I think old times gives me nostalgia

[@Igo2hard]

THANK U DIS A CLASSIC

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

YESSIR

[@blurry_bandit1890]

Coach Winston is crazyyy 😂😂😂

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Damn. Birdman went to Penn State?

[@benb9151]

6:06 lol

[@polat7795]

Its Jeff Sandusky i guess

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

LMFAOO

[@karma1185]

Where them Arkhem knight vids tho xD

[@DK-gl3ih]

Do u have the birdman Arkham knight videos because it got deleted

[@OMGItsBirdmanArchive]

I only have few and far between so I’m not sure if It’s worth putting them out because I have about 7/22

[@ScaryAppul-114]

Nice

[@samratch]

Omg your voice sounds so different in this. Why? 😭

[@sandro5535]

Umm he started undressing himself and offered to shower the boys? Or filmed the kids showering and shared on the internet?
Edit: Not too far off