SHUFFLE-T VS MARLO | Don't Flop Rap Battle *BAD BARS*
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2013
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The funny part is their bad bars are better than a load of battle rappers I've heard when they're taking seriously.
"I'm not doing wordplay on your footwear when I pun shoe." lmfao
"The roof aint my child but il raise it"
Line INSTANT CLASSIC
Sad part is eminem basically said this on his recovery album
@@adhopper2294 "i solemnly swear to treat this roof like my daughters and raise it"
@@adhopper2294 cmon mate, don't you know Not Afraid lol
@@realeyesrealisereallies97 41 minuted ago and your replying to a comment 2 years ago lmao
"He's like an Insomniac, he's not interesting" BODYBAG
Into resting? LMAO that was some FIRE. “Bad bars” me cheeky bum. 😜
URL rappers are gonna look at these videos and see this as a goldmine full of bars to steal from lmao
URL don't want that what are you talking about?
Tsu Surf would deliver half of these with a straight face.
2019 still halarious
@@khaaliqwalker8547 url is fucking trash those half baked morons would take what they can get. Yes they absolutely would
*JohnJohn has entered the chat*
That What-Did-You-Re-Do? Line is still top 10 of all time in battle rap for me lol
I don't get it
@@JohnPork-gr3bx did-you-re-do = didgeridoo
lol at the guy in the crowd at 4:27 "slow it down!" hahahahahaha
Im back after 6-7 years to revisit this gem, greetings from Norway, best battle rappers I’ve seen in the whole world
Same, this is genius
Me too. This is the best battle I have ever seen
🇳🇴 🏴 🔥
Classics like this never die.
This is super cool and unique, with 2 rappers synonymous with the UK scene. To say they’re “the best battlers ever in the world” seems… pretty much objectively false. You can say they’re your personal favorites, but calling them better MCs than literally anyone else who ever battle rappers the world over? That just doesn’t seem…. Correct.
The grater flip may just be the best line in rap battle history.
Oh noice
“Shut up dialect and zen” is definitely the best
nah dna malcolm x vs sensa
@@FrazerLoveman Is there any hidden meaning to that one? I find it hilarious just for the surprise factor, and the contempt he says it with
@@aaronfledge Watch their battle against dialect and zen and it will all make sense
"I ain't talking two-dimensional procreation when I say he's my flatmate"
"i'm so sick, i need a week off, you're not sick, you just got a weak cough" hahahah
It was “take a week off” and “fake a wee cough”
@@sebastianGunnarson71 ur a fuckin idiot haha
@@gregbradshaw9174 because he said the right lyrcis? how does that figure haha
@@englishharry594 tagged the wrong guy
If DNA used Marlo's bars, people would respect them
That's sad and true. Haha
I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system. Not a big fan!!
"When I say he's boring, I'm not simply messing. I call him insomniac because he's not inter-esting" - that's one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard.
In- ta/to-resting
This is basically Big Sean the rap battle.
the roof aint my child but ill raise it!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!
Thats Eminem's line. Not afraid
The Didjeridu bar was mad "when in Australia what did you re do" broooo
Man this line still kills me
''I'll get my dwarf mother to hit you with her car, that's how I kill em with mini-mum drive''
Kinda weird that we title this bad bars but over in the states they'd just be considered ...bars. Or URL bars, Daylyt bars. But when he does it people take it seriously. Strange as hell how much image dictates how you're perceived.
the fuck you mean in the states? in the states theyd be considered good, but in the UK theyd be considered the best bars in the history of uk battle rap. except shotty
Looool james be trollin
Of course. Everyone knows the best rappers are from the UK. Liverpool: Birthplace of Tupac Shakur.
camgan1 Tupac wasn't born in Liverpool...
Lew It was a joke. He was implying that UK rappers are better than US rappers which is clearly ridiculous so I made a sarcastic remark illustrating how ridiculous that is.
all these years later and that guy in the beanie in the front row still pisses me off with his over the top laughing
Frankie Phraser
this is how some people actually rap
i wish everyone rapped like this
Me.
THE GRATER FLIP LMFAO THAT WAS LEGENDARY
i beg you do this again this year xD
I honestly think Shuffle t is the best in Don't flop.
lunar c
+Enlorand 3-0 charlie clips
Heretic
"So whilst out in Australia...WHAT DID YOU REA' DO?"
+darkabomination345 well done mate
+George Day LOL. Darkabomination is the type of guy to say yes when Tsu Surf asks if he needs to put it in subtitles or something..
+jamestharan nah, he was correcting you for fucking up the line in the first place tbh
+jamestharan You just messed up and someone had to come and correct you. Unless you think you spell 'redo' as 'rea' do'....?
Redo*, it works perfectly well with just 'redo', what was your thought behind 'rea'do'? You think that's how didgeridoo is spelled? 😂
If anyone doesn't get the "I mean come on Shuff, don't act like you better man
We both drank Pepsi Max from those same old Pepsi cans" bar, here's the explanation;
In Hollohan vs Pat Stay, Pat Stay disses Hollohan for doing drugs, to which Hollohan points out “We both smoked crack from the same Coke can”
*same old Pepsi can
Lol we caught it. Anyone who doesn’t know that ain’t clicking on a “bad bars” battle. Those people probably don’t care for battle rap, or they’re the type that only watches their “favorite battler” and is in every comment section saying “Diz is the goat” or “Pat is the goat” because that’s the only battler they know.
he's an insomniac, he's not intoresting!! madness! haha that was actually pretty sikk! bigg up Marlo!
Just wow.....hands down the funniest battle I've ever seen....sides are hurting from laughing man....who gives a fuck where they were schooled man....like really....they're a breath of fresh air and nuff respect to both guys....that "greater flip" bar was hilarious....loved it man....more of these "bad bars" battles Eurgh PLEEEAAASSE!! 😆
Its like I took the M-A-R-L-O out of your name.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OMG that shit was my FAVE! I was just searching the comments for this one! Then the other guy said, "I'll take the FFL outta ur name... for some reason..." lmao oh man that shit is fuckin funny!
I always thought Shuffle T was the talent of the group but this battle completely shows Marlo is hilariously talented. Maybe he is the real talent.
Greg Cluff I think shuffle is the better performer and Marlo the better writer
MrKiingpin the grater flip and the insomniac line did it for me
Theyre both just absolute fire 🔥 both great writers, both likeable with a good sense of humour and both great performers. Shuffle t my is my favourite though
@@TurtleMC1993 I think marlo writes funnier punchlines but shuffle is a better performer and is more watchable
There both the talent
"When I throw feeces at the crowd, that's when shit hits the fan" BARS HAAAAAAAAAAH XD
i cant front this is prolly tha funniest battle ive ever seen! hahahahahaha!
*****
lol thanks fam!
The cheese grater flip was the most incredible 'rebuttal' in history
That Did ya re do line is fire
I wont lie, this was a funny battle. I like the format, Conceited would thrive with this. Its nice to see a good injection of comedy in the battles. BTW Marlo won witht the "Grater flip" that was too funny.
11:15 Marlo --> "Fuck you" Nobody else see this?
We need a round 2
best one in years!!
Please do more of these battles, it shows the good and humor in battle rap and very entertaining to watch!
That dude with grey shirt in the first row have never had this much fun in his entire life.
Had to rewatch after all these years for the grater flip bar, golden.
same. Still one of the best battles
that security guy looks well bored lol
I was just thinking that, he ain't even listening, he must be top 10 of the most bored guys I've seen
There is constant laughter throughout this entire battle, love it! Great crowd.
Great battle, funny AF! 😭 we need a bad bars part 2 💯
Please TURN ON your subtitles when Villun speaks. It's some funny shit.
"It's model I'll tomato basil like got some bad things"
😂😂😂😂
better bars than most of battle rap
This is the best battle DF has uploaded, very good idea- only these two could pull this off... Brilliant work to everyone involved.
this is the first battle iv seen in a long time that im going to re-watch straight away!
"shout out to Anton Murphy". Haaaaaaaahahahaha Brilliant.
The "Fuck you" on 11:18 is priceless
This is one of the few battles that I can watch over and over without skipping a single thing. Instant classic.
This has to be the most hilarious battle I've seen in a long, long time
Eurgh bring this back!
this is what zain azrai did vs grist, only it wasn't an april fools battle. zain winning was a joke though.
this is what zain uses against any1
I love the really bored looking bouncer behind Shuffle.
Top 10 most bored guy I've ever seen
Do more of these. 1 of the best battles I've sin in time
This battle never gets old.
9 years later.. can confirm
The lyrical scheme is low key amazing
"Now may i direct your attention the security taa..." Thats were i laughed uncontrollably like jafar from Aladdin on a full bus. Imagine all those eyes.
Its mad how little views this has, genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen
There should be more of these,funny as hell!
So this is how Bloodstro feels...
Well played Sir.
And im not doing wordplay on your footwear, when i pun shoe :P
I watch this video once a week because it has so many quotables stuck in my head
one of my favourite videos ever man
That bouncer is so bored.
Top 10 of the most bored guys I have ever seen, no lie
Bad bars? This is how I normally rap :(
Apathetic Llama is a pun a bad joke?
@@andrewfranquelin3184 that depends on whether your taste in humour is good or bad..why, you got a good one?
One of the greatest battles I've seen, definitely the funniest
i could watch this all day its far too amusing
the les miserables line... godlike
funniest battle iv ever seen
“Slow it down!” Best crowd participation in a battle
Dopest rapping I've seen(heard) in a while, Bravo !!
wer ist hier wegen den dltlly bad bars battle ??? :D
Ich bin hier wegen dem Käsereibensalto :) das Battle ist einfach der Hammer. Beide Battles
hahahahha aufjeden
+Kay Schümann Ich :D
ich xD
dltlly hat das geklaut
You can actually see the security guard smiling a bit though, shows how funny those two are!
best battle yet, my main problem with a lot of DF rappers is how seriously they take themselves..wana see more like this
This is a killer format. The whole digeridoo setup, take a week off, no Wall of China... whoa.
That towel line had me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
yooooooooooooooo this shit is str8 comedy!! i literally laughed thru this whole "battle"!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo!
i have never laughed this hard at a battle. gonna watch it again and again!
Im a fan of this. I appreciate serious battling but always love a laugh! Respect to Both these guys.
Someone explain the pepsi can line?
Marlo and Shuffle are amazing. This is great.
Well done to both of these lads, this is hilarious.
Revisiting this classic once again
Its so sad that those lines are actually good 😂😂😂😂😂😂
tbh if tony d used some of the word play everyone would think it was sick
haha good to see arkaic appreciate the les miserables/lez miserable line, so many quotables, that grater flip, the interesting/in to resting, minimum drive/ mini mum drive.. this got to be like my forth replay of this battle since it dropped, large up dont flop for the new concepts and keeping things fresh.
So dope!
So tight!
What Didgeridoo (did you redo? lmao so sick
what did-ge-ree'-doo hahaha
this is still as good as when it first came out
Good idea, should definitely do more. Never laughed so hard.
"I call him insomnia because he's not inte-resting"
DAmn!Sick battle!
Looks like Salman Rushdie there in the front....with a beard.
Geoff Raliegh Wish I could thumb that up more than once.
I think the "I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system - not a big fan" is good a bar
Top 3 battles of the year so far, one of the funniest battles of all time. Genius idea.
That grater flip.
Zain Azrai vs Marlo. Don't tell Zain Azrai it's a bad bars battle. I still think Marlo will win.
Impossible, zains normal bars will be worse
You mean Zain would win, and yeah..I realise this comment is 6 years old 😂
If anything, Marlo + shuffle should do the mirror match battle, just battle each other within the mirror.
Best battle I've seen in a while just on entertainment value alone. That grater flip fucking killed me.
This was incredible man