Ness and the World of Low GSP

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  • @simmojosh71
    @simmojosh71 4 роки тому +1844

    I was falling asleep with youtube on autoplay and i knew exactly what was going on within 5 secconds of hearing this video

  • @owenhildenbrand2273
    @owenhildenbrand2273 5 років тому +4149

    ‘If anyone gets lower than 85k I’ll be genuinely impressed’
    *Cries in 70k GSP*

    • @LittleMissZackyVee
      @LittleMissZackyVee 5 років тому +450

      at least hes impressed

    • @benjaminferido413
      @benjaminferido413 5 років тому +161

      That’s rough buddy

    • @lol-gv7ox
      @lol-gv7ox 5 років тому +143

      @@constantconstant8943 I dunno, I got to around 85k or so while seriously playing the game as Incineroar. Then I swapped to Ganon and I have 97k.
      Even though my Ryu, a character I've played like *4 times*, is at nearly 3mil

    • @_ANDRE.
      @_ANDRE. 5 років тому +35

      For me it depends on Character. I have 80k (i thinky my lowest) as Ryu. And Ridley with 3. Million and 600 as my best.

    • @plompedu
      @plompedu 5 років тому +37

      It's pretty easy if you main Little Mac...

  • @parkercc
    @parkercc 5 років тому +2739

    “I think Sakurai keeps forgetting to remove Ness every game”
    -Alpharad

    • @MauriSahara
      @MauriSahara 5 років тому +17

      Ya know, i think you just need to get good

    • @mr.martian3578
      @mr.martian3578 5 років тому +12

      sahara's shit face r/woosh

    • @sirpufflington8116
      @sirpufflington8116 5 років тому +48

      He was supposed to be replaced by Lucas in Melee

    • @62049
      @62049 5 років тому +16

      Itd be a better game without him, honest

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 5 років тому +10

      So far, I think ultimates ness is the weakest of the bunch of ness.
      "Uh melee?"
      He had the yoyo glitch. It was fairer.
      "64?"
      He had pk fire in 64 and there were only 12 characters. Its fine.

  • @ire5685
    @ire5685 5 років тому +422

    People always talk about the final battle between noobmaster69 and thelegend27, but we never expected PK Kevin67 to enter the fray

    • @spoonerismstuff
      @spoonerismstuff 5 років тому

      Ire

    • @mathewricafrente5984
      @mathewricafrente5984 5 років тому +2

      What about GamerGod88?

    • @BruhMoment-yg6jv
      @BruhMoment-yg6jv 5 років тому

      Warning: This comment isn't funny.

    • @ire5685
      @ire5685 5 років тому +12

      @@BruhMoment-yg6jvwarning: this comment does nothing for anyone and was a complete waste of time to construct

    • @kielakeet
      @kielakeet 5 років тому

      Dont forget jose.gonzalo2007

  • @nickk956
    @nickk956 5 років тому +732

    Did he not notice how great it is that he played against Karl Marx one match and then immediately played against commie the the next match?

    • @zake64
      @zake64 5 років тому +13

      Libtard commies DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

    • @movingstone4910
      @movingstone4910 5 років тому +9

      Well, M 🔴 THER 3 hates capitalism.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 роки тому +1

      'Murica

  • @faydo2787
    @faydo2787 5 років тому +2041

    We need a pro Ness player to permanently take up the name PK Kevin

    • @Seanpaulda2nd
      @Seanpaulda2nd 5 років тому +116

      don't forget the 67
      that part is important

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 5 років тому +73

      I'll do it, I'll claim the title of PK Kevin67. I've been trying to get higher in GSP with Ness in the most scummy ways possible, so I think that name fits my "playstyle". I'm no pro with Ness, but I might get better from learning enemy tactics in Elite Smash (if I could get there).

    • @guillermorobledo2842
      @guillermorobledo2842 5 років тому +4

      @@specimenx4139 how is it going so far?

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 5 років тому +19

      @@guillermorobledo2842 Not very good. I got a few wins, but you know how online is. Just about every game has so much lag that I wouldn't be surprised that more than half of the players online are playing Smash Ultimate on a toaster, and the same one, at that, not to mention that most online players are more scummy than I intended to be. I guess I could keep trying, but I honestly just want to play as King Dedede much more than Ness. Maybe I'll play a few matches as PK Kevin67, but not very often. Either way, I think someone else would fit such a name and playstyle more than I ever could.

    • @D4VID9724
      @D4VID9724 5 років тому +3

      Alright fine I’ll do it

  • @Chris_Pickaxe
    @Chris_Pickaxe 5 років тому +3726

    Alpharad bullies small children for 19 minutes

    • @justaprinny9940
      @justaprinny9940 5 років тому +48

      And spam pk fire

    • @dayonfugihata4398
      @dayonfugihata4398 5 років тому +21

      And pk thunder

    • @giant9211
      @giant9211 5 років тому +8

      @SJ AKAAK
      We do not care about your opinion
      You get a life

    • @RDJustin24
      @RDJustin24 5 років тому +4

      SJ AKAAK u ok bro?

    • @giant9211
      @giant9211 5 років тому +3

      @SJ AKAAK
      Also stop talking to yourself

  • @Mirayukii
    @Mirayukii 4 роки тому +537

    “Takes a lot of losing to get low” idk man usually takes me about 4 games online of a new character to go from 3mil to under 150k

    • @bowisdom4925
      @bowisdom4925 4 роки тому +8

      ye but after that point u only lose like 1000 gsp per game

    • @hannahfromtheclub8356
      @hannahfromtheclub8356 4 роки тому +21

      Bo Wisdom you also only gain 1000 for winning

    • @Liam-Welch
      @Liam-Welch 4 роки тому +1

      Hannah From the Club I know it’s terrible

    • @parthivhariharan8677
      @parthivhariharan8677 4 роки тому

      yesss tru

    • @somerando9650
      @somerando9650 4 роки тому +3

      It depends if you’ve played the character before. If you’re first matches are losses, then you lose a lot, if you play well and then intentionally sandbag, it takes a LOT of games to lose a lot of gap.

  • @firelightning4681
    @firelightning4681 5 років тому +1212

    Me : How do I beat Alpharad ?
    Donkey Kong Mains : *Observe*

  • @sekliley7587
    @sekliley7587 5 років тому +564

    Ice climbers and you MUST use the color where you play nana.

    • @popplio7891
      @popplio7891 5 років тому +24

      It also needs to be the one where the only color difference is in the gloves.

    • @sekliley7587
      @sekliley7587 5 років тому +4

      @@popplio7891 Good idea, but I at least want to have pity on his poor soul.

    • @cubriffic172
      @cubriffic172 5 років тому +1

      @Fwuffycodbunny Thats because hes WEAK

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 5 років тому

      YE-
      wait...
      He hates playing the icies...

  • @ancloud8459
    @ancloud8459 5 років тому +368

    Not gonna lie in the grind to low gsp at least 99% of the people alpha literally gave free gsp to must have t-bagged

    • @loganm.theninja1077
      @loganm.theninja1077 4 роки тому +17

      The worst part about that is that I would not be shocked at all if that turned out to be true.

    • @sockweed621
      @sockweed621 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like you were one of them?

    • @ollie9646
      @ollie9646 4 роки тому +1

      I would've T-bagged if his name wasn't DOWN B!!!

  • @nitro9134
    @nitro9134 5 років тому +201

    “He just spams smash attacks, thats all he does, oh and down b too lets not forget.”
    Miloni is that you???

  • @weakl1nk926
    @weakl1nk926 5 років тому +736

    Alpharad bullying children in smash bros ultimate 2019 colorized

    • @senjustanley9965
      @senjustanley9965 5 років тому

      Im not a child

    • @EndermanPierce
      @EndermanPierce 5 років тому +2

      SENJU STANLEY
      R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHWZHHSHEHDEHRDHHFRVFEFVEFECHCHJSCFHJFMCKJISFCKJISFCKIJWCF

    • @Birb112
      @Birb112 5 років тому +7

      @@EndermanPierce this comment made me want to delete Reddit

    • @casualslothtv
      @casualslothtv 5 років тому

      Hey i'm not a children xD

  • @ness7144
    @ness7144 5 років тому +254

    Stomping low-GSP'ers won't bring Buzz Buzz back.

    • @NessFromMother2
      @NessFromMother2 5 років тому +5

      -and the truth hurts-

    • @timbses
      @timbses 5 років тому +2

      OOF

    • @muggtor
      @muggtor 5 років тому +3

      RIP Buzz Buzz.

    • @SrAndroide
      @SrAndroide 5 років тому +9

      I hate Porky's family more than Porky himself.
      Except Picky he's cool.

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co 5 років тому +1

      Ness
      Rip Buzz Buzz

  • @wasthatthebiteof8796
    @wasthatthebiteof8796 4 роки тому +141

    Fox: Yes, I would like to reflect *CHILD*

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 3 роки тому +1

      Step 1: _yeet the child_
      Step 2: *uno reverse*

    • @smolistguy
      @smolistguy 2 роки тому +1

      @@eddykidplayzyt bro🤣

  • @dicky6856
    @dicky6856 5 років тому +467

    No Tetris Block spirit. Nintendo loves Tetris. Tetris block dlc obviously. BLOCC MAINS RISE UP

    • @axolotlentertainment9155
      @axolotlentertainment9155 5 років тому +14

      THICC BLOCC ASSEMBLE

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 5 років тому +3

      I would main Tetris block

    • @_alex06
      @_alex06 5 років тому +7

      Down b is switching between blocks

    • @whim22
      @whim22 5 років тому +1

      *Rise up noises

    • @ExeloMinish
      @ExeloMinish 5 років тому +2

      Not anymore
      Alpha just cancelled the Tetris DLC by beating the crap out of the commies on camera

  • @Manutron05__
    @Manutron05__ 5 років тому +277

    Ness and The World of low GSP?
    More like PK fire and the world of side B

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 5 років тому +1

      does up b count if used to the side into literally any character in the game

  • @supercatush
    @supercatush 5 років тому +426

    16:30
    That Lucas player is SICK!!!

    • @rabbitphluff
      @rabbitphluff 5 років тому +56

      Zero hesitation charging the f smash.

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 5 років тому +60

      I fought him once I got destroyed. He's so accurate with his back airs

    • @jadenlee4041
      @jadenlee4041 5 років тому +1

      He's Bad

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 5 років тому +21

      @@jadenlee4041 but he's better than I am

    • @eileenkwon631
      @eileenkwon631 5 років тому +3

      Ikr!!

  • @ratperson9999
    @ratperson9999 5 років тому +343

    I got to 90,000 gsp too!
    *AND I WASNT EVEN TRYING TO LOSE!*

    • @joehmajma
      @joehmajma 5 років тому +31

      Oof, I got to 36,789 gsp on accident while trying to get Ness to elite smash...

    • @javierm816
      @javierm816 5 років тому

      I have too, with the Ice Climbers. 😂 Sad truth.

    • @AlmostUselessPenguin
      @AlmostUselessPenguin 5 років тому +17

      I started on 2.1 mil won my first match then got slammed down to below 100k in 5 matches.

    • @kips2350
      @kips2350 5 років тому +2

      I got 60,000 gsp for Dark Pit. (And he’s my main)

    • @javierm816
      @javierm816 5 років тому +2

      @@kips2350 You see what happened was that I was on a roll with DK and got him to 3 mil GSP and so I told myself I'd take a break and chose the Ice Climbers and because I had other characters at 3 mil I started at 2.8 mil with the Ice Climbers, I managed to win a couple matches and got them to 4 mil. I got cocky and began losing and now their sitting at 91K.

  • @bibibrendonurie6297
    @bibibrendonurie6297 5 років тому +66

    0:59 Alpharad: *shows 84,000 GSP on purpose* Anyone who is lower, I'm genuinly Impressed. Me: *has 20,000 GSP on 3 characters*

    • @commentingcommenter1230
      @commentingcommenter1230 5 років тому

      Thats a feels bad. I've been bringing all my low characters up to 3 mil at least but I still cant get elite.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому +5

      Honestly, they should make so you don’t lose too much GSP on a rule set you didn’t pick. I’m tired of placing 4th on a casual rule set because I don’t know the items

    • @evthemev
      @evthemev 5 років тому +1

      @@hylianro lmao but being in a FFA to start with is pretty casual

    • @primal1723
      @primal1723 5 років тому

      @@evthemev true that's why I only do 1v1 where all the sweats are in 🤣

    • @Oxymoron32GB
      @Oxymoron32GB 5 років тому

      Yeah actually. By my estimate, the last 100 games I've played have been against people with more GSP than me.
      I think the game can't find anyone with approx the same GSP as me. We're a dying breed. :p

  • @piculra7441
    @piculra7441 5 років тому +609

    I don’t have Nintendo Switch Online, so I have **0 GSP!**

    • @joehmajma
      @joehmajma 5 років тому +49

      I hate to be that person, but even if you’ve never played online you still have default GSP which is always around 1.6 million GSP.

    • @barringtona3859
      @barringtona3859 5 років тому +19

      @@joehmajma I don't play online cuz im too scared I'm gonna suck and people make fun of me

    • @barringtona3859
      @barringtona3859 5 років тому +3

      @@joehmajma correction JUDGE me

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 5 років тому +22

      @@barringtona3859 Don't worry, you'll be fine. There are people out there who think spamming Palutena's NAir or Ness's PK Fire count as combos. If you can consistently take out CPUs that are level 7 or higher, I believe you are ready to play online.

    • @barringtona3859
      @barringtona3859 5 років тому +2

      @@specimenx4139 I played some yesterday and got 4 smash tagsalso I thinknim gonna main ness

  • @taekwondude7289
    @taekwondude7289 5 років тому +132

    I just recently started playing Persona 5 for the first time and now I finally realized that your outro song is from Persona 5, really good game by the way

    • @yeetboi106
      @yeetboi106 5 років тому +2

      TaeKwonDude WeEb lOl

    • @DeltaTried
      @DeltaTried 5 років тому +1

      @@yeetboi106 But what about *ANIMUE??*

    • @thesalsaguy4395
      @thesalsaguy4395 5 років тому +1

      Yeet BOI I don’t even watch anime that much but DAMN do I want to play P5 so bad. Just another reason that I can add to my “wtf is wrong with you Sony” list.

    • @DeltaTried
      @DeltaTried 5 років тому +1

      @@thesalsaguy4395 I also want it, but I dont have a PS4.

    • @Sil7727
      @Sil7727 5 років тому +1

      It's also on PS3 if you have one.

  • @TEG13
    @TEG13 5 років тому +472

    You really missed out on the chance to name him PKevin67.

  • @AnotherSonicFan1
    @AnotherSonicFan1 5 років тому +94

    16:27 PK Kevin67 with 67.7 damage as it should be

  • @TheNewHandleThingIsDumb
    @TheNewHandleThingIsDumb 5 років тому +32

    13:18 oh my god that game was my childhood embodied.
    I've nearly forgotten about it
    This man deserves way more than a medal.

    • @jdbinkley6210
      @jdbinkley6210 5 років тому +6

      That music was like a flashback

    • @fivestaricons
      @fivestaricons 5 років тому +5

      YES oh my god I was marking out
      mario super sluggers was my SHIT dude

    • @TheNewHandleThingIsDumb
      @TheNewHandleThingIsDumb 5 років тому +3

      I remember the feeling of sadness that came when I finished all 3 saves, wanted to start another, and realized I had to delete one of them. That game was so addictive.

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +280

    Ness fell into the burning ring of PK Fire.

    • @zeke8142
      @zeke8142 5 років тому +5

      And went down down down till flames went higher

    • @jasiuo6794
      @jasiuo6794 5 років тому +2

      @@zeke8142 And it burned burned burned, in the ring of PK fire

    • @clematis726
      @clematis726 5 років тому

      There's a starman waiting in the sky Bowie reference and jojo reference. TOP TIER

    • @heinrichdubloon3139
      @heinrichdubloon3139 5 років тому +1

      @@zeke8142 and went down down down but GSP got higher?

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +3

      Dio Brando Get off the stage, Kevin!

  • @Rpground
    @Rpground 5 років тому +18

    0:44
    "You tried, Rosa...and that's good enough for me." - Seconds before Ness's suicide.

  • @RobedRed
    @RobedRed 5 років тому +746

    Pfft, I got to 2,562 GSP while actually trying to win.
    I should never play Smash again

    • @camdenharris2883
      @camdenharris2883 4 роки тому +20

      I am the exact same.
      I am bad at online smash.

    • @TeddyBren
      @TeddyBren 4 роки тому +13

      Camden Harris yea, all of my past mains are below 100k. I haven’t even tried online with my new main and secondary.

    • @arsenemain7987
      @arsenemain7987 4 роки тому +11

      My lowest is 90,000 and just wanted to win

    • @TeddyBren
      @TeddyBren 4 роки тому +9

      Arsene Main lol most of my characters are 60,000 to 100,000. My highest are my main, secondary, and pocket. Which are Cloud, Wii Fit, and Pokemon Trainer.
      Each are only around 5 mil.

    • @aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027
      @aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027 4 роки тому +5

      My Ganon is stuck in 6.4 million.

  • @liamdonley4206
    @liamdonley4206 5 років тому +25

    Alpharad: gets mad at Ness’s for spamming
    Also Alpha: PK FIRE

  • @TheQueensAce719
    @TheQueensAce719 3 роки тому +5

    The beginning is so unbelievably evil. I loved every second of it.

  • @megankarow2328
    @megankarow2328 5 років тому +428

    my gsp with my main is 85k because of my broken controller. without it it’d be at least 90k, because even with a functioning controller, i’m still shit at the game.

    • @successfulfailure1298
      @successfulfailure1298 5 років тому +17

      Megan Karow Toon link profile pick, I buy it. I have 3 mil on ganon but tried some other characters, like mewtwo and Olimar and young link, and they tanked to 100k so don’t feel too bad. We can suck together

    • @plompedu
      @plompedu 5 років тому +24

      @@successfulfailure1298 Yeah, you can't just spam Smashes with other Characters.

    • @successfulfailure1298
      @successfulfailure1298 5 років тому +6

      Ich bin Oof my feelings😂😂😂
      For the record I’m spamming arials. There’s a difference, spamming arials makes it harder to punish me when I miss. But in all seriousness I like studying my opponents and getting a few solid reads to win. Hard to do that with other characters

    • @megankarow2328
      @megankarow2328 5 років тому +7

      Ich bin hello 911 there’s been a murder in the replies of my comment

    • @biffyguybiffy6292
      @biffyguybiffy6292 5 років тому +4

      Wow y’all are shit.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +89

    Stank Love is one of the greatest names of all time

    • @alexdittman1135
      @alexdittman1135 5 років тому

      You are everywhere my man

    • @slothblaze3170
      @slothblaze3170 5 років тому

      Get ready...

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx 5 років тому +3

      Rumors have it that alongside Tayne, Spartan and Trashboat, Stank Love is one of the Thirteen Seekers of Mad-Dawg.

    • @SrAndroide
      @SrAndroide 5 років тому

      Finally something original by Christopher Moon in a Ness video. At least it's not Sans jokes.
      Also, Christopher Moon watching the video BEFORE commenting? This truly is the best day ever.

    • @sansgriffin667
      @sansgriffin667 5 років тому

      Not as good as PK Kevin57 though

  • @happycamperds9917
    @happycamperds9917 4 роки тому +11

    Imagine being a new, excited Smash player trying to learn the game and then a semi-pro player just yeets you into the blast zone.

  • @evanj2609
    @evanj2609 5 років тому +31

    I love the amount of octopath traveler music used, it's amazing

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 років тому +54

    Watch as Ness kills everyone with 300 campfires and a YoYo

  • @cheriable
    @cheriable 5 років тому +55

    I got a lower gsp without even trying!
    Ha ha, ha ha, ha... *starts crying*

  • @thecrazylucario4004
    @thecrazylucario4004 5 років тому +149

    I love watching this because it makes me feel inferior in every way because i know I will never get this good at this game.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому +5

      Watch Little Z. Skill wise he’s better than Alpharad (alpha being better content wise)

    • @PASTELXENON
      @PASTELXENON 5 років тому +7

      Did you watch the video? Spamming isn't good

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому

      Pastel Xenon Oof

    • @thecrazylucario4004
      @thecrazylucario4004 5 років тому +4

      I know Alpha isn't *that* good, but compared to my skill he's like some kind of god
      (I really suck at smash, I mean I'm not *_that_* bad, but my game plan every match is press buttons until i win or lose.)

    • @randompersonp7103
      @randompersonp7103 5 років тому +1

      @@thecrazylucario4004 welcome mine fellow button masher

  • @voltangelo
    @voltangelo 5 років тому +259

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that today is Minecraft’s Birthday

    • @gdawgs101
      @gdawgs101 5 років тому +3

      Nobody cares

    • @splatzone9168
      @splatzone9168 5 років тому +11

      gdawgs101 that's not cash money

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 5 років тому +11

      gdawgs101 come on man its minecraft

    • @SrAndroide
      @SrAndroide 5 років тому +6

      Don't let this comment distract you from the fact that this year is Mother's 30th birthday

    • @Yuto177
      @Yuto177 5 років тому +5

      gdawgs101 why you gotta be like that?

  • @jenwow7373
    @jenwow7373 5 років тому +48

    I just realized you went from fighting Karl Marx to Commie

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 5 років тому +8

      Alpharad is America

  • @koelee
    @koelee 5 років тому +124

    Alphard, you're killing me with the Octopath music... Stop encouraging me to invest another 80 hours into another playthrough.

    • @jacobswanson8058
      @jacobswanson8058 5 років тому

      I need to actually finish my first playthrough. It's a good game. And good music.

    • @WinstonOfDojima
      @WinstonOfDojima 5 років тому

      he definitely just played through the game lol i had to have the music on a playlist at work after i beat it because of how good it was

    • @ryanconner2385
      @ryanconner2385 5 років тому

      I would watch him play through it

  • @dragonlord_4042
    @dragonlord_4042 5 років тому +118

    When alpha's low gsp is the same as me trying my best

    • @gmaster2647
      @gmaster2647 5 років тому +4

      It hurts, bro. I'm that way with my Mewtwo.

    • @Missdreavus1
      @Missdreavus1 5 років тому

      In defense of us scrubs, I’ve rarely been pitted against anyone below 1,000,000 gsp while I’m under 100k

    • @ungorosnail4053
      @ungorosnail4053 5 років тому +9

      don't worry, GSP is a trash system that doesn't show skill and you shouldn't worry about it(I'm a plant main who got in elite smash with 1v1 no items 7 min battlefield)

    • @AmineSamus
      @AmineSamus 5 років тому +3

      GSP is a really garbage system, and the lag from wifi makes it even worse. Don't use it as a metric to determine how good you are.

  • @dgsanimations5586
    @dgsanimations5586 5 років тому +26

    5:38 wait oh god that piranha plant was me before I could actually play

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 років тому +57

    I swear, Ness has to be related to the Belmonts in some way

    • @blueberryblues5644
      @blueberryblues5644 5 років тому

      StickMaster500 Probably one of Sypha's descendants.

    • @damnthatsrough970
      @damnthatsrough970 5 років тому +7

      StickMaster500
      Ness= belmonts?
      But hey that’s just a theory
      A GAME THEORY

    • @lynxunemuon
      @lynxunemuon 5 років тому +2

      What if the Belmonts are related to Ness though?

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 5 років тому

      @@damnthatsrough970
      Teddie from Persona 4 is actually Yu Narukami's mom
      But hEy tHAt's A JusT A TheOry
      A GAME THEORY

    • @DeadAimKillah
      @DeadAimKillah 5 років тому +6

      I mean snake is ness's Dad
      So close enough

  • @erictran6220
    @erictran6220 5 років тому +109

    Octopath Traveler music?! God has blessed us.

    • @jakewordsworth3223
      @jakewordsworth3223 5 років тому

      Bruh I was just about to comment this 😂

    • @ishtarfan39
      @ishtarfan39 5 років тому +1

      Linus Armbrust don't forget tantal

    • @elijahjoseph411
      @elijahjoseph411 5 років тому

      Dude and the mario sluggers theme in the backround triggered my nostalgia

    • @stratoge
      @stratoge 5 років тому

      Such phenomenal music. It's -God- Galdera-like.
      Glad that I'm hearing it more in other videos.

  • @Glitch031
    @Glitch031 5 років тому +3

    Accidentally passed out watching this but became wide awake when I heard the Sluggers character select. Favorite game when I was a kid

  • @rowanyo5031
    @rowanyo5031 5 років тому +168

    Right after Karl Marx he shows us Commie, coincidence? I THINK NOT!

  • @goahdejen6176
    @goahdejen6176 5 років тому +165

    Do Lucas and change all keybinds to neutral b
    This works
    I'ma Lucas main

    • @ilychrisi5313
      @ilychrisi5313 5 років тому +1

      same xD

    • @yourboy9236
      @yourboy9236 5 років тому +7

      No you aren't LMAO. I think I saw you in another comment section. Don't give my boy a bad name

    • @remicou8420
      @remicou8420 5 років тому +6

      I once played against a lucas that did not hit a at any point in the match. Worst part is it worked...

    • @L_videogame
      @L_videogame 4 роки тому +2

      It only works if your opponent isn't complete garbage

  • @Shauny7488
    @Shauny7488 5 років тому +60

    First match vs Karl MArx, next match vs Commie, Alpharad is a true American hero

  • @Steriorgon
    @Steriorgon 5 років тому +75

    I like my Joker.....
    *Burnt with a side of charcoal*

  • @MaddyRunner
    @MaddyRunner 5 років тому +120

    hey wait a minute... what is zelda doing up there?

  • @jojo-ln7zd
    @jojo-ln7zd 3 роки тому +6

    "His mom might get him a cookie"
    Alpharad has n o idea how much this means to me.

    • @PersonManGuyMale
      @PersonManGuyMale 3 роки тому

      I loved that joke. I love making fun of stupid little kids and their no priorities deciding whether playing fortnite or breathing is more important

  • @TentaCole
    @TentaCole 5 років тому +124

    Opponent: (*Is close to the blast zone*)
    Ness: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
    (Can you do Elite Inkling next?)

  • @G1aciatte
    @G1aciatte 5 років тому +48

    I give this gameplay 10 stars.
    *out of however many there are in the observable universe*

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 5 років тому +8

      Over one quintillion.
      So 1x10^18 roughly.
      Percentage wise, that's 1E-17.
      Simplified, one over a hundred quadrillion.

    • @gdawgs101
      @gdawgs101 5 років тому +4

      @@ThePi314Man Username checks out

  • @DoctorDraxion
    @DoctorDraxion 5 років тому +3

    I'm sad I'll never be as good at the video game as Alpharad. But at least I get to watch him be good at the video game.

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 5 років тому +79

    Alpharad: We are fighting Karl Marx.
    (One fight later, fights Commie)
    HMMMMMMMMMMM...

    • @jilektx5
      @jilektx5 5 років тому +1

      OneUpGlitch lol I saw that too

  • @ItsSiebay
    @ItsSiebay 5 років тому +71

    Alpharad: Losing is hard.
    Me: Hold my tea.

  • @asshunnngami
    @asshunnngami 5 років тому +12

    “Why is he spamming f smash,”
    He listened to your advice you said earlier with that shulk

  • @dylanohanlon3142
    @dylanohanlon3142 5 років тому +67

    Ridley Side-B on walk off’s is op, just make sure not to SD

    • @JioLLLL
      @JioLLLL 5 років тому

      Wdym op?

    • @braedenduggar913
      @braedenduggar913 5 років тому +1

      Jio He literally takes people to a one way trip to the blast zone. Not much else to say.

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 5 років тому +2

      @@JioLLLL
      what if you
      wanted to stay on the stage
      but ridley said
      *SIDE-B*

    • @JioLLLL
      @JioLLLL 5 років тому

      @@braedenduggar913
      Doesn't Ganon do that too tho?

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому

      Jio No he does not

  • @francistoma7220
    @francistoma7220 5 років тому +17

    Ness: what do I do today?
    Ness’ mind: you know what
    PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE

  • @jacobsmithr1819
    @jacobsmithr1819 Рік тому +7

    The world of low gsp was fun while it lasted

  • @KuroShiiiiro
    @KuroShiiiiro 5 років тому +39

    He played the damn player select music from Super Sluggers FLAMES FLAMES

  • @DannTheMan
    @DannTheMan 5 років тому +10

    Wow, thanks for the collab Alpha! Was super dope getting my ass kicked in by you :) 3:03

  • @samsee_ca
    @samsee_ca 4 роки тому +3

    4:02 "This is what PK performance looks like"

  • @jpeezy881
    @jpeezy881 5 років тому +50

    Seeing alpharad bulldoze through all these low gsp people, the ones I face every day, hurts me inside.

  • @DudeYowhatsup
    @DudeYowhatsup 5 років тому +32

    Everybody raving about the octopath traveler music cameo,
    but is nobody talking about the amazing cameo of the brilliant soundtrack, *Mario Super Sluggers*? 13:19

    • @theighthsage
      @theighthsage 5 років тому +2

      yeah like mario super sluggers was a good game

    • @amala1333
      @amala1333 5 років тому +3

      I got so nostalgic while watching that

    • @furless6660
      @furless6660 5 років тому

      That’s because ness has a bat

  • @cameronsmith9985
    @cameronsmith9985 4 роки тому +11

    1:59 look at ness’s smug lil face lol

  • @kesthetrashman3090
    @kesthetrashman3090 5 років тому +97

    Me: sees world of low tier
    Also me: im in that tier
    Also also me: sad

    • @neopockeyg4386
      @neopockeyg4386 5 років тому +5

      Get out of low tier. Easy fix

    • @jpeezy881
      @jpeezy881 5 років тому +1

      I know your pain. I understand your suffering. I have experienced your torture. I..., ok I'm just gonna stop there.

    • @michaelgillespie8097
      @michaelgillespie8097 5 років тому +1

      So, this is gonna sound shitty, but git gud. There's really no other way to get high gsp. It's a Ness eat Ness world out there.

  • @EepyNoku
    @EepyNoku 5 років тому +31

    Alpharad: Bullying 5 year olds since 2019

  • @butter_0021
    @butter_0021 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, you’re halfway to today’s Elite Smash.

  • @dacmanguy5303
    @dacmanguy5303 5 років тому +58

    Mom: we are getting McDonald’s for dinner
    Me: 6:49

    • @oceangun
      @oceangun 5 років тому +8

      Y I P P E E

  • @yukariyakumo8300
    @yukariyakumo8300 5 років тому +23

    Smurfing is pretty rough man. Beating kids in a video game is rough man.

  • @ryanhernandez1877
    @ryanhernandez1877 5 років тому +4

    Alpharad: My brain is absolutely massive
    Also Alpharad: 11:28

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co 5 років тому +163

    Ness about to end people’s whole career!
    I approve of watching my main get the spotlight

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 5 років тому +8

      @HoboJoe2016 geez

    • @purplepikmin1563
      @purplepikmin1563 5 років тому +2

      @HoboJoe2016 i dont think he just spams pk fire and f smash i think he actually plays him

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co 5 років тому +9

      HoboJoe2016
      I actually bothered to learn to play Ness, I know major shocker but I can play him pretty well not the greatest player but at least not a spammer

    • @AMotorDrive
      @AMotorDrive 5 років тому +1

      Ness didnt carry it was pk kevin

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 років тому

      HoboJoe2016
      Actually, because Earthbound, it is impossible to call Ness mains toxic

  • @kameronschadt5246
    @kameronschadt5246 5 років тому +217

    Alpharad, I love watching your content, but holy shit man XD
    this is just straight up bullying

    • @dietrickmann3417
      @dietrickmann3417 5 років тому +11

      Yeah like it’s his channel and he can do what he wants but this whole video is unsettling to me for some reason. It just seems like bullying

    • @NeoFlyingDragonX
      @NeoFlyingDragonX 5 років тому +16

      It's bullying just remember probably most of these on low GSP could be just kids trying to have fun. I like his tournaments but I can't stand this. It's straight up just toxic to see.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 5 років тому +10

      Nah. If he went down there with his main and went full try-hard and exploits, it would be.
      But being unsettled by someone beating kids in a game to show them what they have to learn, and perhaps encourage them to improve and better trounce their friends?
      Though maybe I'm the toxic one, cos I think that in general kids just trying to have fun, should be playing in person, playing with their friends specifically via friend codes, or playing with CPUs. If they're old enough to play online with strangers, they're old enough to handle getting beaten.

    • @kameronschadt5246
      @kameronschadt5246 5 років тому +4

      @@FFKonoko well yeah, that's understandable, but alpharad is clearly way above their level. He had to consciously lower his GSP as much as possible to get matched up with these players
      Sure, they should expect to get beaten, but maybe not by someone who shouldnt even be matching with them. It's not unsettling, just douchey

    • @d13da14b
      @d13da14b 5 років тому +5

      And that's why it's funny.

  • @thatonehatter8085
    @thatonehatter8085 Рік тому +1

    It is so strange randomly finding this video again and seeing a comment from myself 4 years

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 5 років тому +22

    Jigglypuff.
    Next episode of Elite Smash needs to be done with Jigglypuff.
    And *_without_* using specials.

    • @nebuchudnessar
      @nebuchudnessar 5 років тому +1

      I’m a puff main do you understand to inposibity that is

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U 5 років тому +1

      @@nebuchudnessar Trust me. I know. _That's why I want to see him try this._

  • @keatone23
    @keatone23 5 років тому +266

    This sounds like the ugliest idea:
    Tank another fighter, but instead of playing with your normal controller, use a single joycon :> lets see how well can you stomp them.

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 5 років тому +28

      Single joycon really isnt even that bad. That controller shouldnt make you a worse player

    • @Mattroid99
      @Mattroid99 5 років тому +7

      No but with a bad controller you are not used to it's like impossible to play

    • @Flopsi99
      @Flopsi99 5 років тому +7

      @@Mattroid99 for some people... I can switch controllers pretty much without a problem and I am around his gsp

    • @Melony232
      @Melony232 5 років тому +3

      What kind of crack are you on

    • @TheFantasticWarrior
      @TheFantasticWarrior 5 років тому +2

      *Wiimote

  • @zaynshafer9970
    @zaynshafer9970 5 років тому +18

    Alpharad : If anyome could get under 85k, I'd be genuinely impressed
    My DK : *Sad 65k noises*

    • @rocks5232
      @rocks5232 5 років тому

      How?

    • @zaynshafer9970
      @zaynshafer9970 5 років тому +2

      @@rocks5232
      Step 1 : Think of something ur bad at
      Step 2 : Think of someone worse than you at said "at"
      Step 3 : Ignore step 1 and 2. I'm just bad at the game idk whu

    • @rocks5232
      @rocks5232 5 років тому

      Ok thanks

  • @ramsagarmenon7516
    @ramsagarmenon7516 5 років тому +13

    Mario or Luigi next since they both kinda rocked you.

  • @ItsLavaJava
    @ItsLavaJava 5 років тому +75

    Remember what your Sensei has told you,"Use P.K Fire!"

  • @thisissosadcanyouplaydespa8025
    @thisissosadcanyouplaydespa8025 4 роки тому +3

    13:47 you could say you were......REALLY FEELING IT

  • @5821-w2o
    @5821-w2o 5 років тому +33

    Leak: alpha does elite Zelda and he makes his name: cute girl
    Thank me later

  • @ryuu6271
    @ryuu6271 5 років тому +8

    0:42 is probably the saddest and funniest thing i've seen in smash

  • @AcesArchives
    @AcesArchives 5 років тому +55

    Alpharad; “If anyone gets lower then 85k I’ll be generally impressed “
    Me: Am I a joke to you?

  • @JookDoobs
    @JookDoobs 5 років тому +12

    Alpharad’s First Persona Is PK Kevin67.

    • @JackitK
      @JackitK 5 років тому +1

      Second. His first Persona is "Subscribe"

  • @smackanation
    @smackanation 5 років тому +8

    We need a video comparing the size of Ness's head to other people/items in SSBU lmao

  • @espeongames7172
    @espeongames7172 5 років тому +8

    Alpharad*Boasts about having a big brain*
    Also Alpharad: *Does an SD*
    Alpharad Again: MY BRAIN IS TOO BIG

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 5 років тому +25

    "Im so sick at this game"
    *blatantly abuses every cheap trick possible by Ness to exhaustion*

  • @AJ-vw7nn
    @AJ-vw7nn 5 років тому +18

    He literally played Karl Marx and then a dude named Commie. What actually is Alpha's luck?

    • @2348212
      @2348212 5 років тому

      Mabey. It wasnt luck at all

    • @AJ-vw7nn
      @AJ-vw7nn 5 років тому

      @@2348212 ua-cam.com/video/HQoRXhS7vlU/v-deo.html

  • @VFneptoona
    @VFneptoona 5 років тому

    The fact that you put the Mario Super Sluggers character select song in is the reason why I’m subbed to you

  • @johnychiasson5899
    @johnychiasson5899 5 років тому +16

    God I wish that PK Kevin67 would just 1v1 Alpharad. Bet that PK Kevin67 would end up making some Rad soup

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 5 років тому

      nobody:
      Someone: but but but but but
      Literally anyone: R / W H O

    • @evanwarner3727
      @evanwarner3727 5 років тому

      Joey berserkus BuT tHeY aRe ThE sAmE PeRsOn said a person who doesn’t get jokes

    • @mrkitloin
      @mrkitloin 5 років тому +1

      Someone: but they are the same pe-
      All 9 year olds who watch reddit videos without actually using reddit: R/wOoOoSh

  • @Suneru
    @Suneru 5 років тому +33

    Id recognize that Octopath Traveler Ost anyday
    A good choice.

  • @PK_Kevin67
    @PK_Kevin67 3 роки тому +4

    YO WTF THATS ME

  • @elyk_200
    @elyk_200 5 років тому +70

    How does alpha lose like 4000 gsp for a loss but I lose 1000000

    • @trcwolf8589
      @trcwolf8589 5 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @itol2201
      @itol2201 5 років тому +1

      because it's fucking Ness.

    • @remicou8420
      @remicou8420 5 років тому

      Because he has higher gsp with other characters

    • @scarfartist7439
      @scarfartist7439 5 років тому +2

      @@remicou8420 No, from my experience you lose less/gain less gsp the more games you play with a character. The only exception is when you go on a winning streak and possibly a losing streak.

    • @Praxium
      @Praxium 5 років тому +1

      According to the wiki, the real reason is because the majority of players lie in the 800k-3M range so if you are above or below this range you don't "pass by" as many players when you win or lose.
      TLDR mid-range ranks jump a lot more than pro-tier or low-tier ranks

  • @quackingasian
    @quackingasian 5 років тому +9

    PAC-MAN. He's such a sleeper-pick, so fun

  • @TheInez
    @TheInez 5 років тому +43

    When you’re naturally a 80,000~90,000 😐

  • @phantasm1234
    @phantasm1234 5 років тому +6

    HIT 'EM BABY! Let's see that LITTLE MAC!!

  • @InstaFiz
    @InstaFiz 5 років тому +22

    Can’t wait to see Jacob talk shit about his opponents :P

  • @twoeii
    @twoeii 4 роки тому +2

    Ugh the glory days when u didn’t need over 7 mil GSP to get into elite

    • @kevinchong9898
      @kevinchong9898 4 роки тому

      Specifically 7.5 mil GSP. Holy hell that's just hard to get :/

  • @bobjeff8568
    @bobjeff8568 5 років тому +13

    lucus, you got one earthbound son of a gun (in elite smash) now get the other (into elite smash) #Alpharadbestyoutuber #bringbackclickbait