Bad Lads Army 2 - Episode 4 - Bayonet Training

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Originally aired on ITV - July 2004

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  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 4 роки тому +141

    "Yer whole family are getting filled in, what are ye gonna do about it?'
    My new 6.30 alarm clock tone

    • @shadowisgonnakillya3047
      @shadowisgonnakillya3047 4 роки тому +14

      And my new alarm clock be like:-
      "CRAWL! FUCKING CRAWL! YOU LAZY BASTARD! YOU LAZY IDLE BASTARD!"

    • @danielaung691
      @danielaung691 4 роки тому +8

      Your fathers taking it up the arse. Your whole families getting filled in. What are you gonna do about it?!!!

    • @ogee1264
      @ogee1264 4 роки тому

      KILL EM!!!!

    • @rjrj4750
      @rjrj4750 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielaung691 " umm, try and talk it through sarge?"

  • @stewartgrindlay9760
    @stewartgrindlay9760 5 років тому +45

    Get the blood going “somebody at your Mrs, somebody’s doing your girlfriend”
    Un-Godly roar

  • @SunriseDreams-
    @SunriseDreams- 4 роки тому +65

    0:51 his gun is well camouflaged.

  • @TaZ101SAGA
    @TaZ101SAGA 11 років тому +77

    Haha, good old Lee-Enfields.

    • @folkskjoldr4814
      @folkskjoldr4814 6 років тому +3

      TaZ101SAGA I've been thinking about buying one

    • @deanmckellar619
      @deanmckellar619 6 років тому +4

      Folkskjöldr if you're going for reliable quality mate, you'd be making a good choice

    • @stumpymcstumpstump3503
      @stumpymcstumpstump3503 3 роки тому +1

      I have one on order actually, excited for when it gets here

    • @dubfez_9256
      @dubfez_9256 3 роки тому +1

      If i could own any bolt action rifle in the world, it would have to be the No. 4 Mk. III (T)

  • @rjrj4750
    @rjrj4750 3 роки тому +7

    What a show this was. Magic.

  • @rockyl9120
    @rockyl9120 6 років тому +29

    Loved Bayonet training at ITC Catterick

    • @Quinny143
      @Quinny143 6 років тому +1

      Darren L crow

    • @benpaul6454
      @benpaul6454 3 роки тому

      @@Quinny143 😂, haven’t heard that in bloody years. Bloody crows

    • @benpaul6454
      @benpaul6454 3 роки тому

      @@Quinny143 although my fav was you f*in creature!!

    • @finchy77finch79
      @finchy77finch79 3 роки тому

      @@benpaul6454 crow is more modernised

    • @benpaul6454
      @benpaul6454 3 роки тому

      @@finchy77finch79 f**ing lizards, for when you aren’t even worthy of being a crow

  • @carlwesternut2434
    @carlwesternut2434 5 років тому +85

    Love me some bayonet training. Shame its a dead skill.

    • @joshuaking9408
      @joshuaking9408 5 років тому +28

      So long as there's bad men than need a bloody big knife in the gut, it'll never be a dead skill.

    • @dauntless0711
      @dauntless0711 5 років тому +10

      I'm not sure. The bayonet is an intimidating weapon, since it conveys an eagerness to close with the enemy. That alone may be enough to send some bad guys running.
      The bolt action is antiquated, but could be the best fighting rifle for one who knows nothing about guns living in an open rural area, given their simplicity, ruggedness, and reliability. If that is the case, then it may be necessary to close with the bayonet to compensate for its weaknesses as a last resort. A knife on a stick is so simple that anyone can use it, and most bad guys probably aren't trained in how to deal with it.
      Of course, that's a lot of what ifs. It's smarter to invest in a modern fighting rifle for those concerned about living in particularly dangerous areas, but I still say it's better than nothing for an average Joe.

    • @Delta547
      @Delta547 5 років тому +2

      Hey, no skill is dead till you can kill somebody using it.
      Also it's not only about skill, as almost everything in basic training - mostly psychology.

    • @mrhyde6600
      @mrhyde6600 5 років тому +13

      Dead skill? My old Platoon commander has a MC for using one in Afghan.

    • @PottersVideos2
      @PottersVideos2 4 роки тому +2

      @@dauntless0711 Too bad we aren't even allowed knives, let alone guns for self defence in the UK. Yet the Police don't give a shit unless it's hate crime. #fuckthepolice

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag 7 років тому +128

    Does the Black dude wear camo paint too? [Genuine question, not trying to be racist or anything, My neighbours dogs previous owners milkmans friend is black]

    • @Generalscorpio
      @Generalscorpio 7 років тому +76

      Yes, because it breaks up the contours of his face, blurs his features and helps him blend into undergrowth.

    • @zod65
      @zod65 7 років тому +46

      It also helps to mask the natural shine any face has when applying the camo paint. That is for all skin colors.

    • @fijiarc2090
      @fijiarc2090 6 років тому +9

      Your neighbors dogs previous owners milkmans friend

    • @bubblegumbabeface6629
      @bubblegumbabeface6629 5 років тому +13

      The point of camouflage is to break up any unnatural patterns or lack there of in nature. Just as there are no completely white elements in nature there aren't completely black ones either, so it's the same effect. The camouflage would break up the unnatural contours of his face in accordance with nature.

    • @jamesmitchell3496
      @jamesmitchell3496 5 років тому

      UEAH HIS CAMOUFLAGE IS YOUR BLOOD HA HA HA

  • @ZeHoSmusician
    @ZeHoSmusician 4 роки тому +8

    4:28 "Put all that aggression into it!"
    If anything, he's too lazy to have any aggression... No? :)

  • @liamsmith6628
    @liamsmith6628 3 роки тому +3

    “you advance forward”
    cpl nayoukas: aaa

  • @adamamato9111
    @adamamato9111 Рік тому +1

    That black recruit mean some serious killing business!

  • @nathanielhamer7699
    @nathanielhamer7699 5 років тому +16

    I wish there's discipline like that nower days and national service today

    • @Rojoyerf
      @Rojoyerf 5 років тому +4

      Simple: Join the army. The reason national service was abolished is because we don't have a need for a large standing army like after WW2 and a volunteer force is far more professional.

    • @V.IV.Rusty.
      @V.IV.Rusty. 5 років тому

      Sly Marbo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @jamespettigrew7026
    @jamespettigrew7026 3 роки тому +1

    In the American army charging with a bayonet is a last ditch act of desperation. The bayonet is used when you're almost out of ammo, you're totally surrounded, and your position is about to be overrun. But they don't tell the recruits that.

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 5 років тому +88

    What? His conviction is dope smoker? Really? Hardly a "bad lad"...

    • @Adam-vy6nl
      @Adam-vy6nl 4 роки тому +9

      I think it’s more the fact he became a lazy muppet like all other dope smokers

    • @PottersVideos2
      @PottersVideos2 4 роки тому

      @303en Define "serious".

    • @miguelmorbius2250
      @miguelmorbius2250 4 роки тому +5

      More like rad lad

    • @bluewardog
      @bluewardog 4 роки тому +5

      It's supposed to be a reform program so it's only minor offenders. They ain't going to put armed robbers or murders on it are they

    • @ronniemacdonald2768
      @ronniemacdonald2768 3 роки тому +4

      Sitting around braindead isn't exactly being a good lad either.

  • @renerodriguez6300
    @renerodriguez6300 3 роки тому +1

    The dude w the funny talk reminds me of a leprechaun... 340-345

  • @kedwardsTWO
    @kedwardsTWO 5 років тому +7

    So for my bayonet training my csm asked a lad who is the devil, to which the lad replied, 'you'. Csm wasn't happy. Then we were "captured" and one lad slipped his plasticuffs and went into a red mist rage thinking it was what they wanted from him. We went around that bayonet range who knows how many times with grenade being called every two seconds, visiting Helmand and so on.
    And then when we got off we discovered one lad shit himself and we were crawling through his shit when going through the mud and crap. I got some of that in my mouth man ha.
    As rats as it was at the time, it was a great laugh and a good memory.

    • @ciaransmith481
      @ciaransmith481 4 роки тому

      @The DX Network 😭🤣

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 3 роки тому

      Whatever else that recruit was, he wasn't a liar. Even if everyone was beasted/ smoked for it.

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys Рік тому

    You can tell their into it, when they bare their teeth, their eyes widen and then they bolt!

  • @LeeRaven-rb4dp
    @LeeRaven-rb4dp 4 роки тому +4

    "Somebody go your girlfriend!!!"

  • @folkskjoldr4814
    @folkskjoldr4814 6 років тому +1

    Who possibly couldn't thoroughly enjoy bayonet training? Bayonet training was fuckin sexy.

    • @Jord151
      @Jord151 3 місяці тому

      Someone who isn’t an angry person wouldn’t really like it I’m chilled person I wouldn’t like doing it just looks silly

  • @garybryant7274
    @garybryant7274 7 років тому +3

    Out fucking standing.

  • @Bustamamgendut
    @Bustamamgendut Рік тому +2

    Do some of these lads join real British military after they finished this show?

    • @youreprettygood9590
      @youreprettygood9590 7 місяців тому

      Some of them, Depending how well they do get recommended to, I'm not sure but I believe at least one or two of them in the end of the show was recommended to an officer class or they enlisted.

  • @ryanriley2635
    @ryanriley2635 3 роки тому +3

    Bring it back fuckin funny

  • @nathancripps5661
    @nathancripps5661 3 роки тому +3

    Kipriano looking like a knock off michael fassenbender

  • @arthurwesley6969
    @arthurwesley6969 5 років тому +1

    " fucking war face "

  • @rkl233
    @rkl233 3 місяці тому

    Ya fathers getting it up the arse ya whole families getting filled in what ya gonna do about it love the scottish 😂

  • @jocksaltire4413
    @jocksaltire4413 6 років тому +8

    Lads like kip are in every training platoon now in the army. Lazy idle bastards that get you beasted every day.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair, you were going to get beasted/smoked anyway, idle bastards or not

  • @manfrombritain6816
    @manfrombritain6816 3 роки тому

    bayonets are shaped so that the wound is very difficult to close. twisting it is just cruel haha

  • @mexicanfries5336
    @mexicanfries5336 4 роки тому +2

    Corporal Murray's a bad mother...

  • @neppy6804
    @neppy6804 5 років тому +2

    Uhh i don’t think you should train convicts how to charge with a bayonet..?

  • @RyanTheHero3
    @RyanTheHero3 4 роки тому +8

    Should be renamed *British adopt Japanese WWII fighting tactics*

  • @robertotamborrini8201
    @robertotamborrini8201 6 років тому +6

    Fucking no chance this is bayonet training 😂😂 come to Catterick where you'll get beasted for 7 hours straight before doing bayonet, just to "warm you up"

    • @lloyd9710
      @lloyd9710 4 місяці тому

      7 hours we got beasted for 12 hours

  • @folkskjoldr4814
    @folkskjoldr4814 4 роки тому +2

    Bayonet training was downright enjoyable. You're young, in training, got alot of testosterone coursing through you, have become one grouchy son of a bitch, so it's the proper way to channel that aggression.

  • @agentlemanofhermajesty7051
    @agentlemanofhermajesty7051 5 років тому

    Where the fuck was the 7 mile "March" (Run) to battle in full kit?!

  • @expat2010
    @expat2010 3 роки тому +1

    Kinda too bad they could not give them a taste of firearms usage. A couple of them might have motivated to actually join the armed services. Of course in the UK that would never happen.

  • @andrewfox6631
    @andrewfox6631 2 роки тому

    They don't like it up em

  • @62202ify
    @62202ify 5 років тому

    Well damn.

  • @andrewfox6631
    @andrewfox6631 2 роки тому

    Bayonet training is better than sex... 👍👍😜

  • @David-db9jo
    @David-db9jo 4 роки тому

    Wouldn’t trust any of them with my lighter never mind a decommissioned rifle with a Bayonet fixed

  • @TheRealBlueIce
    @TheRealBlueIce 5 років тому +5

    lol they dont even know how to but camo correctly on :D what a clown army

    • @tombrigden7075
      @tombrigden7075 5 років тому +23

      It's not a real army you bell sniff 😂😂😂

    • @a.w8584
      @a.w8584 5 років тому +4

      It's a tv programme

    • @Kelly-cd3gb
      @Kelly-cd3gb 5 років тому +2

      Tom Brigden i mean it kind of is by teaching them 50 years back national service way

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 4 роки тому +2

      Its not a real army its recreating 1950s national service training anyone with half a brain can see that

  • @tommyatkins2527
    @tommyatkins2527 4 місяці тому

    I loved bayonet training