HEISENBERG'S BLUE CRYSTAL MENTH
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- I hope you like my recipe for Heisenberg's blue crystal menth.
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Ingredients
1 Cup of boiling water
2 Cups of sugar
1 Teaspoon of peppermint essence
1-4 drops of food colouring
mr white
When I was younger I used to watch this guy so much, and one day my brother saw me watching this video and thought this dude was actually cooking menth and told my parents. That day I was banned from the computer for a week over sugar water with food colouring
L brother. He snitched harder than domingo
He snitched to the dea
Ur brother is worse then skyler
dont forget the pepermint
L parents how would a child cook meth
FAKE! I tried smoking this and it melted all over my meth pipe :(
it is menth not meth stupid idiot!!
It's a joke..Jesus..
***** you are so fucking dumb, if it was so eazy than it wouldt be so expansive...
Jake Nieuwenhuijs Holy shit you're stupid lol.
Adolf Hitler why?
Brilliant! When I first watched this video I hadn't seen Breaking Bad. Now I've watched the whole show and can say this video is one of the best on UA-cam. Well done Jason, such a great idea.
Thanks :D
SimpleCookingChannel I love your Channel!And Heisenberg of course :)
I love you're show it is a great one!
Riley Beaven My name is Jason
Girlique thanks lol cause my,my name is Jason 🙃
Dude, I gotta say, you have a fantastic sense of humor. Always funny, incredibly entertaining. Love seeing someone who is genuinely happy doing what they enjoy. Thank you and keep it up man!
You can make it green and call it Kryptonite too. :D
You could use a deeper pan to make it thicker then add red color and make a Philosopher's Stone. :)
Make a purple one and call it the Dark Crystal too.
You can have allot of fun with making up different versions of this recipe. :P
Ikr, and it's very simple and easy to make
Wait so kryptonite is green crystal meth?
@@mcbeegus218 Yes, it is.
And for any Star Trek fans out there, it can be dilithium crystal meth.
bro Imma make the Infinity Stones with this💀
@@HalalKaibaLegacy Awesome 😎
I love how he is cooking in a hazmat suit especially for us!
Is meth radioactive?
@@TheSEC2024 no but I think the fumes it gives off are dangerous to breathe
Plus if it’s candy ir can burn you
TASTES LIKE 99.1% DIABETES
LOL
Funny yet true:(
@@Rael14 haha
You actually look a lot like him
:D
@@SimpleCookingChannel bro is him
Indeed
You're supposed to say bitch at the end
I made it, went to school with it, ask some friends if they watch Breaking Bad, if they say yes, I'll say " Look, I bought some crystal meth. I'm going to try one." My friends told me chill and not to eat it.
Andre Lloyd-Davis и
Lol I did worse I went on the wrong Minecraft server lol
😂
AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS ONE!! So causal with the hammer "you know what to do" and then at the end "tastes like 99%" ahahaha golden mate!
it's spelt menth because it's short for menthol (mint). This video is a reference to breaking bad, he didn't mean to say meth.
Thank you Mr. Obvious
@@barunaartsanjaya does mr.obvious exist 6 years before
"After that, get your hammer and you know the drill." You are so funny! I love the recipe and I going to try it.
Thanks :D
Man, I'm genuinely amazed by how much effort you put into this channel. I see you pump out a video almost every day, that's damn incredible. Intro is always changing too, I've noticed, which is really nice.
This channel is going to go far, loving it.
Jesse:
This Is Glass Grade
You're an artist mr white!
Daryl Pring, you may not be heating up the mixture hot enough. I cooked mine on setting 9 which just before the "Hi" setting on my cooker, until the syrup turned a gold color. I tested it by letting some drip off a spoon into a glass of tap water. When the drip forms a solid ball in there water, it ready to pour and will set as hard candy. Hope this helps :).
It’s perfectly fine how he did it? the browning is the sugar burning
I love how he wore the hazmat suit.! XD
Jesse we need to cook
No
98.1% pure. tastes like 99% LOL
:D
+SimpleCookingChannel welcome to the simple cooking channel and today we're making METH
Alexander Sextus
I've dealt with sugar candies before, an I can confidently say that minute changes in temperature can make a huge difference. At what temperature did you take it out and at what stage was it?
Clarify: Do you mean if you put it in the freezer or after the cooking process?
There's two different times.
I liked it. It had a decent conclusion :D
If I made this, for my reaction I would've gone "TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT" like Tuco from BB.
Hank killed Tuco. Jesse hit him with a rock and shot him, but Hank put a bullet in his head.
I shot him fuck hank that asshole i betrayed my friend because of him
ChickenSwordz TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, YEAH!!! LOL!!! THATS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE SCENE!!!
the memories of watching you as a kid man. wow
It's chemical magic. It will stay hard. Putting it in the fridge or freezer is just to speed up the hardening process :D
this guy is awesome, Lets hope he will get his own cooking show on TV would be awesome.
and i like the breaking bad "menth"
I tried making this, and it ended up like a meth looking batch of sugar, I think I may have added too much sugar lol, tasted FKIN BANGING but I knew if I ate more diabetes would be coming.
i got diabetes from your comment
omg
DIABEETUS.
i will make highschoolers do this at a school project
based
based
youtube needs to put a double like button for videos like this
Hey, I followed all your instructions, but mine is only 76% pure. What am I doing wrong?!
Jesus christ, your not using enough minerals
MedievalSniper use distilled water
I think ur not using the right stuff
I love that this is an Aussie based program! I can easily find all the products that you use.
:D
SimpleCookingChannel Your Aussie?! That means I should be able to find everything for your recipes easily! :D
-say my name
-.....simplecookingchannel
-You're godamn right xD
Thanks. :) I tried cooking it for a few extra minutes, and it hardened almost immediately!
Why does mine not
Materials:
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1 2 Liter Bottle (with cap)
1 1 Liter Bottle (get 2 caps for it)
1 20 oz. Bottle (with cap)
1 Quart Jar
2 ft. 1/4in. diameter rubber/plastic hose (aquarium hose works good)
Coffee Filters
1 Funnel
1 Tubing Cutter (go to Home Depot)
2 Plyers
1 Roll of Ductape or Electrical Tape 1 Blender or Food Processor
200 60mg Pseudophedrine HCL pills (Actifed, Sudafed, Suphedrine, etc.)
1 1/2 cups Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer (33-0-0)
3 cans starting fluid
3 AA Energizer Lithuim Batteries
1 bottle Red Devil brand Lye
2 caps of water (use the top off the 2 liter)
1 box Iodized Salt
1 bottle Liquid Fire brand drain opener
Procedure:
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1) Rinse and dry out all of your bottles. Be sure to get ALL of the
moisture out. Don't go any further until they are completely dry.
2) Put your pills into the blender or food processor and grind them
into powder. Mix them in with the 1 1/2 cups of Ammoniun Nitrate
fertilizer. Use the funnel to pour the mixture into the 2 liter
bottle.
3) Hold your cans of starting fluid upside-down and hold the button
until all of the air is out. Once the air is out, use a screwdriver (I
use a bottle opener.) to poke a hole in the bottom of the cans. Using
the funnel again, pour the liquid (ethyl ether) out of the cans into
the 2 Liter with the Ammonium Nitrate/pills mixture.
4) Now you have to take the Lithium strips out of the batteries (This
is why I recommend being experienced.). Tighten the tubing cutter onto
the center of the battery and spin it around until the metal casing is
cut. Be careful not to cut into the guts of the battery. If you mess
up the battery may become extremely hot and catch fire. Next take your
2 plyers and grab each end of the battery. Pull each side of the
casing off. Once the insides are out of the casing, place them in an
air tight container (Tupperware, Rubbermaid, etc.). They can be stored
for up to 3 hours. The lithium will become very volatile if exposed to
moisture in the air or water. Be careful!
5) Unroll the guts of the first battery and remove the Lithium strip.
There are two strips in a Lithium battery, so be sure not to get the
wrong one. You do not want the one that has shiny metal around the
edges. Tear the Lithium strip into tiny pieces and place them in the 2
Liter. Do the same with the other two batteries.
6) Take the cap off your bottle of Lye and fill its cap with it. Pour
this into the 2 Liter as well. Use the funnel!
7) Take the top of the 2 Liter and fill it with water. Pour the water
into the 2 Liter. Repeat once. You should see little bubble floating
to the top of the liquid in the bottle. Place the cap on the bottle
and swish it around a little (do not shake!).
8) Now your dope is cooking (I call it "rolling"). About every 5
minutes loosen the cap a little to release the pressure and to make it
"roll" a little harder. After about 10 seconds re-tighten the cap.
Don't breathe too deeply, because gaseous ammonia is released.
9) You have to keep adding Lye or your dope will stop "rolling". About
every 20 minutes add about 1 cap (use the cap off the lye bottle!) of
Lye. Tighten the top tight on the 2 Liter and shake the bottle
vigorously for about 8 seconds. Loosen the top, releasing the
pressure, and the dope will start "rolling" perfectly. Repeat every 20
minutes. You do not want to use more than 2/3 bottle of Lye, so you
may have to adjust the amount you add or how often you add it to make
it go for 2 hours.
10) After 2 hours, your dope is through "rolling". Get the funnel and
place it in the 1 Liter bottle. Put two coffee filters in the funnel
and pour the liquid from the 2 Liter through them into the 1 liter
bottle. Pour a little at a time to make sure you don't let any get
outside the filters. Once the 1 liter is filled, tighten the top on it
all the way. It'll ruin your dope if you let dirt or moisture get into
it.
11) Take the 2nd top to the 1 liter and the top to the 20 oz. and cut
holes in them barely big enough to fit the plastic/rubber hose into.
Put each end of the hose into each top and make them air tight using
ductape or electrical tape. Make sure you use a clean hose!
12) Remove the cap from the 1 liter bottle and screw on the one with
the hose attached to it. Pour iodized salt into your 20 oz. until it
is filled about 1/2 inch from the bottom. Take the cap from your 2
liter or another cap the same size and fill it with Liquid Fire. Pour
the Liquid Fire onto the salt and tightly screw the top attached to
the other end of the hose onto the 20 oz. Shake the 20 oz.
left-to-right for about 4 seconds. Pump (squeeze and release) it once
and sit it down. Smoke will begin the fill the 1 liter. As the smoke
begins to go into the liquid, you will see the dope "fall". It looks
snow. When the smoke stops, take the top off the 1 liter and tie a
knot in the hose. Put the other top back on the 1 liter and shake it
vigorously for 30 seconds. Let the crystal settle. Put the funnel over
the jar with 2 new coffee filters it it and pour the liquid through
them. A little bit of meth gets caught in the filters, but the rest
stays in the bottle. Cut the top half of the bottle off and use a hair
dryer to dry the crystal. Snort it or smoke it and get high as a bat.
bro are you heiawnberg how tf do u know how to make this drugs i mean candy! omg omg you deserve more likes
Wth
Best idea is to troll people and tell them its real crystal and sell it for millions haahaa
Real meth isn't blue.
He was talking about diamonds not drugs
Jude Pelaez it can be.
JuicePouch oi, leave the kid alone, you made your point. and whats wrong with being a ciggarette?
julia kolb Cigarettes are bad for you and they kill people everyday.
just finally got round to making this, made a lemon flavour, i only put one tea spoon in and it very strong, thanks for the recip
Thank you so much for this.. i don't have peppermint essence so i use vanilla essence.. my sister love it so much..
Please help! I did everything that you said, but when I tried to hammer it after I let it set for half an hour, the stuff was very soggy and gooey, so I put it in the freezer for about 25 minutes, and it was still very soggy and gooey, so I couldn't hammer it or break it up. What did I do wrong?
Still too much water I think.
A handy way to remove it once you've cracked the slab is to bend the tray (if you can). It really helped loosen up the fragments that were still stuck
Thank you! That's a very helpful tip I'll definitely keep that in mind🤍
So easy, thanks mr white.
Welcome :D
Thank you for this video I'm going to sell this at school
I cant wait to sell this on the street!
can i buy some?
neisha boiteux If you can afford it :3
:P
How much we talking for a pound?
500 so ill take 10, meet me at new Mexico June 25 ill bring the money
That's the stuff man. That pure stuff.
99.1%
Jayden S best utuber ever not better than ALEX WASSABI
He's got the gloves and hazmat suit. 😂
Hey I could easily go dupe some tweakers that've already been up a week though.
I really like that you Australian because I have been looking for a while for this recipe in Australia
U Rock Dude!!! I did the milk trick btw!! I amazed my family!! Thx For Meh Not Being Bored lol!!!
karen larson lol Thanks :D
+SimpleCookingChannel I love breaking bad! Do you?
+SimpleCookingChannel That video was great, thanks.
Also you kind of look like heisenberg
😂😂😂😂😂
Tried a few times with various amounts, didn't work at all for me
i remember watching his videos when i was 12. brings back good memories man
Lol 😂 love it.
Make sure Hank don't catch up lol
Can't wait to do this
You're gonna have to wait...
Harry Milton :(
Definitely one of your best videos so far! Looking forward to seeing more from you :D
im going to dress in a yellow hazmat suit and hand out blue rock candy in tiny ziplocs for Halloween :3
Thanks man, now i'm the Walter White of candies.
OMG this has to be the best episode so far! i literally cant express how awesome this is! this so made my day :D
I love your username and pfp, dude from 8 years ago!
Now I get it
:D :D
Sugar glass I love how this stuff is made
thanks for the video, me and my friend used rootbeer extract and it tasted AMAZING
Awesome :D
That's how you make crystal meeeeth!
YEAH SCIENCE
bitch
Say my name.
Your god dam right it is
you saved me man, i started selling this stuff in my class and now i have over 60 dollars :>
8 years later: and he still hasn't change the title of the video
Oh, and the film's all so complicated, aluminum and other chemicals. And then water and sugar dye. But beware of Heisenberg, he is the one who knocks ...
Is this a sweet
This video has like a little bit of an asmr effect. It's super pleasant.
This has to be my favourite video of all !!
Before i make this... can i use Vanilla essence as a substitute? none of my local stores stock in any type of mint or peppermint essence of any sort. cheers :)
Yes :D
Thanks! :)
SimpleCookingChannel your so cool
Check bulk barn in my place they have peppermint extract
SimpleCookingChannel what about peppermint extract
This was hilarious! Really fun. I think you should do more of these tv shows! Love to see some more. :)
Probably the first video ive seen when he doesnt eat up his food crazy-like or crazy reactions but there still pretty funny.But his face was straight at the end
not exactly what I was going for but it's pretty cool! I should've paid attention to the "N".
I thought this was gonna teach me how to make meth :((
lol me to
I know right
You want to learn? Pay attention in chemistry class.
Ann Stafford you need to knoow the end formula if you want to self theatch yourself or just search it on google. BITCH!
I read so many of these comments and WOW. Our world is pretty idiotic.
how did you keep clear? mine went cloudy
99.1% purity
you should make crack next time lol.
lol :D
u could just use his fizzy sherbet powder
heyy i love ur channel thank u
someone needs to make an MLG parody of this
+milkioe The fuck is your problem?
+milkioe lol why did you have to start a fight
+Didza 01 lol thanks bruh, youre awesome and I want some crystal menth
+Darth-Yeti shut up JUST shut up
+MlgChickenElite This is a Cooking Video not a Black Ops Server please watch your language
Cookie monster approves this!
THIS GUY CAN COOK!!!
Nice costume and pun, LOL.
I love Breaking Bad! :D
*Baking Bad* {Also I now know this is really popular comment} please, don't +1 because everyone else is. Thank you.
Clayton Jensen +1
OMG I FOUND A COOKING CHANNEL WHERE THE UA-camR LIKES BREAKING BAD YOUR MY NOW #1 UA-camR :)
I've been following this recipe to cook meth, i decide to put jem in ziplock bags and sell it in my school district. Thankyou for inspiring me to get 1,534$
Isn't it 99.1% pure, not 98.1?
Noticed that too. Fake Heisenberg wannabe here.
I make mine blueberry, since I like blueberry.
Great me too blueberries
Y'all like that blueberry meth? Sheesh
I love how he is acting like a badass while standing in front of baby pictures. Hahaha!!
Yeah you can I did it turned out great
if first thought meth? o-o and i allready clicked when i was thinking that ;]
I think he had ybe suit on cause people dont read the title correct and think he is making real meth
You should have used the Breaking Bad theme instead of the SimpleCookingChannel theme at the beginning!
Great video, always thought you looked like Walt
I love how your a huge nerd, just like the rest of us. Yeah, GO NERDS!!! :D
i thought it said crystal meth
why were you wearing a CONTAMINATION Suit
They're making drugs.. you need to protect yourself.
what could DRUGS possibly do to you besides he ate it at the end
Robloxchat123 . Well, in breaking bad they wear it.. Soo yeah.
idk what breaking bad is
LOL HOW DO U NOT KNOW ABOUT BREAKING BAD? google it, its a good show.
Do you need to have peppermint essence?
"and when thats ready get your hammer you know the drill" haha i laughed hard for some reason
it isn't getting hard :(
I'm talking about the rock candy
+OmegaGaming :D
thats what she said
You're funny
Thanks :D
I haven't been here in so long. This channel is still amazing!
Oh so now it's time to cook Jessie!
Is int meth a drug
It's a show called Breaking Bad. The guy In the show is a Crystal Meth cook. The meth in the show is blue. To answer your question, yes. Crystal Meth is the most addictive drug..
Ya but ident it elegy
And who are you
in the making of the show, they don't actually make meth. It's just a ton of rock candy..
Ok Well why is he wearing a hasmat suit
Doesn't he mean meth
I wish he was making meth, I suggested he make cocaine sand everybody agreed, he replied but he didn't say no ;)
He put Menth because he put Mint extract in it
he's a cook not a meth dealer
sea glass candy!!! i love it
Thanks mr. White 😊