Oh no, I'm time-frozen?!
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
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Time is frozen? Guess I should wait for Mel to take a single step up a staircase, freeze time, run down, pick her up, move her back down to the bottom of the stairs, then run back up to the top and pose menacingly until time unfreezes.
*SHE SUB-CONTIOUSLY BACKED AWAY!*
"I have the high Ground Melody!" - Obi-wan-Kanobi
Wryyyyy
Za Warudo!!
Kono Dio da
"I've seen enough time-frozen hent@i to know where this is going" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
And I have imagined myself in enough time-frozen situations to guess where this is going.
Is there really time-frozen hentai? Awesome.
I remember reading that chapter just recently actually
And that's why if two or more Projekt Melodies are in the same space it's called a Tzu! ...Unless it's a farm.
And that's why I posted everything currently on my channel. Literally the reason.
@@zombiedemon1762 it is also a very popular genre in JAV.
"Teaching Yoga"
I have seen your "Yoga" classes. I finish every lesson. Great teacher.
Mel: “ah. This is a kink thing…”
Me: “It’s always a kink thing”
Her voice and energy are so freaking adorable. 🖤💜💙🤍
Was just about to comment about her voice 😂 don't know why but I just can't stop listening to it 😔
Yes! She finally embraced "Yoga"!!! 😸
4:04 I don't know why, but I love the detail of flipping the subtitles around, when Mel teleports facing the opposite way.
All the things I would do with Time Frozen Melody:
1. Cuddle
2. Hold hands
3. Cuddle some more
Hold hands?!
How dirty,
Literaly if she don't shower, lord only knows her hands. XD
@@megameme29I mean, she's done a couple handcam streams and her hands seemed fairly clean.
@@BlissfullWulf I see, was just doubling down on the fact she said she hasn't showered in a while. XD
You forgot head pats and foofing hair
4. Have a panic attack at the idea of how it works. Is her heart still pumping if she's frozen in place? What happens to her core temperature? I know if you follow physics and it's not just her getting frozen... If I touch something, would I burn things like cyborg 009?
Mel getting taken down for a weapon on the wall, aka a bit of background scenery, is a spectacular example of the absurd rules for adult content and just streaming in general.
Come to think of it, it's like...the opposite of the rules for broadcast TV. There's a potential sociology research paper in there somewhere.
I have a hunch it wasn't actually a weapon, but judging by the size of the replacement maybe it could've been considered one.
@@goldend791She wasn't talking about Twitch she was talking about the "other" site. It was definitely a weapon.
3:00 LETS GOOOOOOO melody is so fucking based!!
I find it so fucking funny that they took umbrage with a completely unrealistic laser gun on like, one of the only 3 streams on their platform where you are watching an animated avatar instead of a naked person's actual body. Not only was it not even close to a real gun design, but it was in a clearly simulated room. It's like looking at a Super Soaker in a vr game and saying that the person who owns it is a threat. Besides, we all know Melly'd never hurt a fly, barring the fly was into that ofc. I guess maybe it was just that they were covering their bases, because Mel was quite the pioneer of the industry, doing things the way she does, but it's still funny.
I'm going to assume it's less 'Nein! You cannot show zat pew-pew gun, it is verboten!' and more 'Ah shit, we don't allow the flesh people to show real guns, we're going to have to tell Melly she can't have the laser gun or the fleshies are going whine about her even more'.
@@RvEijndhoven I would agree if the gun even remotely resembled a real weapon
Freeze time? Hmm, I'd probably let the intrusive thoughts take over and draw on Projekt Melody with a marker with things like "I'M HIM" "FILIAN WAS HERE", a fancy English man's mustache on her upper lip, and maybe glasses around the eyes and just keep it PG levels of humor.
Mel has rejuvenating energy
Sonic would never piss on someone's wife. Shadow on the other hand canonically did and will do it again
This was the perfect compilation that really isolates melody’s chaotic energy and tech issues on stream. Bravo to the editor on this one
0:16 How i love that reference
its always nice when a new video with melody saying random stuff that puts a smile on my face. Thanks more making my day better
If someone's body was frozen in time, wouldn't their minds and consciousness also be time-frozen?
You would not have the conscious awareness to even think the words "Oh no I'm time-frozen".
You’re not wrong
@@ThatsMox . And then once time is put back in motion, you will be left wondering where your clothes teleported to.
The appeal really isn't the time freezing, it's the unable to do or stop the things that are about to happen to you 😂
Time freezing is just a convient explination for it
@@worldatwar956 . You might be kinda right.
But for me, it's at least partially about the actual time-stopping.
Although it's also enjoyable because nobody knows what you are doing. And when time continues, they are left shocked and confused.
@@zombiedemon1762 True, it's all different strokes for different folks at the end of the day
Her rig or whatever has really gotten better for animation purposes seriously, so many micromovements captured
3:00 man, everyone really does fall for Percy
Its impossible not to, he is just too precious
"ENTROPY!"
the laws of thermodynamics felt that.
Mel has been hit with the Time Freeze?
Time to make silly Doodles on Mel, and Slap Cheese onto Mel. >:)
HA
I don't think I'll ever get used to how adorable and unhinged Melody can be at the exact same time
Um actually...adjusts glasses...if time were frozen, light would also be frozen, so you wouldn't be able to see what you're doing. Literally and figuratively. Also...snort...you wouldn't be able to breathe in the same place.
Always love Melody's 3d model.
4:45 I love how she describes this whole thing with timestop stepbro and his 37 goons, and all she is is inconvenienced
Oh my... I need to take a trip to the moon.
So much 80s music, much awesome
Yeah I definitely want a Mel pool floatie now.
ahhh... good to see mel is a fellow time stop enjoyer.....
Aight time to go incognito mode after this for project melody purposes
Mel: I may shrink into a ball
Me: Samus Zero suit Mel...?
A dose of Melody is always healing
Summer sausage what a strange euphemism
Yeah melody running pixel art love it❤
MELLY BALLS RULES CHAT TIM AI HAT SQAD RISE 🎩🧢👑👒⛑️🪖🎓
Putting coins in the hole(s) of an inflatable Mel sounds like a heckin lovely time to me. Inflatable Mels; now available with splinters.
i like the 3d space 👍
I've been gone for long and I've missed her, but man i love Melly so much
Clockstoppers too? Ugh bring the classics baaack!~
I love how expressive Mel and her model are. ❤
I can practically hear the WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYs from here...
I'm glad we don't put people like this in a padded room- life is better knowing she is free and happy
I'd like to say that Melody's taste in music is F**KING GREAT.
Time-frozen Mel is an AI-deal daki. At least until she unfreezes.
5:18 I recognize that sound
a man of science i see....
@@arturoalarcondonate4034this "man of science" thing is kinda silly
Went from doing Yoga, to a whole new Futuristic "Yoga" 😏
bro i have people threaten me too shower, yet they smeel worst than me
4:50
I've seen that one
3:51 OH! Ripley LaCross did a really interesting comic about dom-aftercare called "DomDrop" for OhJoySextoy. Essentially assuring them that they did nothing wrong during a session and that it was all with consent and enjoyment. And allowing that dom persona to drop. Along with the regular aftercare of course, everyone likes being appreciated and taken care of
Suprised the clock in the thumbnail isnt set 6:09
just a clip of her saying entropy
no context
Thirty-seven? In a ROW!?!
ENTROPY!!
Melly has based taste
Ikr, I was surprised to hear Talking Heads in the background of the video
Mel is "adorably cringey" or "cringily adorable"! I'm not quite sure, but love her!
Ok, can we talk about how great this model looks tho?
I have never loved Mel so much as when she engages in anti bird action. Into the Sun they go!
No no.!..really..! We need to know that.! Where are the splinters-?!?
Time frozen 😏 i know where we going
Melody is so cute
She is no fist of the northstar
I'm no top but I could go for some goldfish and apple juice right now
I'll save you
Should I write a Melody story? How adult or how friendly should I do it?
I broke up with Mel when she said Criticla Role was good.
I think that virus gave her processor some permanent damage.....it's not a bad thing
Why did this pop up in my recommendations? 😂
She really got twigs for legs
Melody may be in the lust sin but I'm not complaining
I swear her face tracking is upgraded or something, she seems slot more expressive
does anyone know what Melody is "on" when she does these streams? it's noticeably more unhinged than her normal, sit-down streams.
It's probably more of what she's off lol.
I was gonna say the same thing
Time freeze is S tier!
I loves mel so damn much 🥰💖
Giant series of "wut"s
Frederick MD used to have a great little queer doughnut shop that was actually called the Glory Hole, but then they got a got more successful and had to move to a larger place and changed the name to Glory Donuts.
Lets goooooo!!!!
I wouldn't mind calling Mel daddy.
Mel's Balls 10/10, would have again
So with the info of the second clip... *Is Mel gonna piss on the moon?...*
Someone: God I wish I was that Moon.
@@seriousspikesam7770 Eh, probibly.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT"
Btw I've noticed you v-tubers usually have voices too so uh... you're awesome? Yeah that outta do it
THIRTY SEVEN?!?!?!
Must be one hell of a beer pong tournament.
Love our goofy ai virus vtuber!!
1:22 Wait, your from the future? Does that mean you and Zen are a couple (since she's a robot and from the future)?
aww good video mel
Za Warudo!
The time app is Fate/GO btw
Yer dabest melody!
I like Mel. She's neato.
Big fan of
I'm a big Dimension 20/Critical role fan, and whenever Melly talks about it it makes me so happy :)))
Birds aren’t real.
I like Melody :)
She shouldn't have said doll
Nothing against Bird masks... my plague doctor mask worked great outside of halloween... for picking up dates on fetish sites.
What stream was this again?
Nice stream of consciousness edits!
so, does melody still do her xrated stuff? asking for a friend. that friend is me. i want to know.
I love you
Nice