Once I was in a public bath and had gotten completely bricked up. As I huddled around trying to hide it, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and was hit by what felt like the corner of a whetstone. To my surprise, it was eggster, who was also bricked up. "Nice" he says, as he walked openly, with only a towel covering his lower body. "Why must I hide God's gift?" he says, as he calmly sits in the water, arms open wide as the crowd disperses from him. I walked forward proudly, knowing I had a comrade who understood. Suddenly, I was blinded by a bright flash of blue and eggster appeared in full clothing behind me. "He's here to meet a 13 year old", cried Eggster as he watched me get taken away by the police. I stared at eggster in horror as he teleported away, realising I was bamboozled into thinking we were comrades
First day of january 2023, new year, i was all alone eating dessert inside my room, despite the sadness, out of nowhere i felt an ominous aura, then i saw a blue flash appear in my window, blinding me for 10 seconds straight, there came a scream, a guy flying through my window! As he stood up breathing heavily, surprised i asked "Who are you?!" the man replied "I sensed that you may need some help" curious i responded back saying "Well i guess i could use some company" But as the man was about to speak, half of my house exploded, sirens and even a helicopter was above my very roof! "Yikes, it's the government!" the man said, "Well, maybe next time, oh by the way my name is Eggster" he told me and for a brief moment he jumped and did this weird pulling thing with his hands and yelled "You'll never catch me!" and disappeared into the blue light In the end i lost my house, my savings, and well, my freedom, i ended up getting arrested cause i was mistaken to be an asset of that Eggster guy, so i'm currently spending my 2nd year in prison this new year, and lost everything all in a span of one evening, that truly was the craziest and most bizzare thing that has ever happened to me, and yet here he is, all this time, doing Yoru trick guides and youtube content for a living..
I done the calculations and he had to have either gotten an ace + orb or 4k + 2 orbs first round cuz he got 2 ult points on the second round to get his ult from shower orb and plant.
There i was.. making spaghetti in my kitchen, the pasta was cooked i drained it.. i looked for the spaghetti sauce.. there was NONE i hear an ominous noise, it was a Yoru tp i stared into the blue liquidity substance.. then there he was Eggster in the flesh, he hands my the spaghetti sauce, i look away for 1 second and poof.. he was gone never to be seen again.
Worst part of being a dedicated egg fan is that you've already watched the videos live on stream.
anybody got any ideas for sundays copypasta 😵💫i genuinely couldn't think of anything this morning
@@LunTheOptimist😅 I been trying to think of one for you but can’t get any ideas
Incorrect, all I see on his streams are ads
@@Edoz92
@@bluecar7719 That is also part of being a dedicated egg fan. WE WANT MORE ADS!
2:11 oh yeah. Best part of the video
crazy 🤣
I need another ‘hitting rank one with poppin’ video I keep rewatching the old ones
Once I was in a public bath and had gotten completely bricked up. As I huddled around trying to hide it, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turned around and was hit by what felt like the corner of a whetstone. To my surprise, it was eggster, who was also bricked up.
"Nice" he says, as he walked openly, with only a towel covering his lower body.
"Why must I hide God's gift?" he says, as he calmly sits in the water, arms open wide as the crowd disperses from him.
I walked forward proudly, knowing I had a comrade who understood. Suddenly, I was blinded by a bright flash of blue and eggster appeared in full clothing behind me.
"He's here to meet a 13 year old", cried Eggster as he watched me get taken away by the police.
I stared at eggster in horror as he teleported away, realising I was bamboozled into thinking we were comrades
you've lost it gang 😭😭😭🙏🏾
i think i want to drink bleach, s tier
us bro us 🥚
egg got your ass bro, hope you stay locked for life
can’t believe seggsterr was the bay harbor yoru all along
that synchronization by you and vyse was hilarious 😂
First day of january 2023, new year, i was all alone eating dessert inside my room, despite the sadness, out of nowhere i felt an ominous aura, then i saw a blue flash appear in my window, blinding me for 10 seconds straight, there came a scream, a guy flying through my window!
As he stood up breathing heavily, surprised i asked "Who are you?!" the man replied "I sensed that you may need some help" curious i responded back saying "Well i guess i could use some company"
But as the man was about to speak, half of my house exploded, sirens and even a helicopter was above my very roof!
"Yikes, it's the government!" the man said, "Well, maybe next time, oh by the way my name is Eggster" he told me and for a brief moment he jumped and did this weird pulling thing with his hands and yelled "You'll never catch me!" and disappeared into the blue light
In the end i lost my house, my savings, and well, my freedom, i ended up getting arrested cause i was mistaken to be an asset of that Eggster guy, so i'm currently spending my 2nd year in prison this new year, and lost everything all in a span of one evening, that truly was the craziest and most bizzare thing that has ever happened to me, and yet here he is, all this time, doing Yoru trick guides and youtube content for a living..
2:11 the rare and mythical Double Poppin Swing
0:11 he just busted
Wait wait wait. The clone turns to the direction it was shot from?! I literally just realized this 1:03 & 16:25
18:13 ok.. this is insane
Nothing better than a good intro
11:02
rare yoru up flash
1:20 how does he have ult already wtf?
even his team asked the same question lmao it doesnt even make sense
farming them ult orbs i guess
Must have farmed both ult orbs in the beginning, and got the rest in kills
I done the calculations and he had to have either gotten an ace + orb or 4k + 2 orbs first round cuz he got 2 ult points on the second round to get his ult from shower orb and plant.
Why was the enemy Reyna so damn mad aayo the time
Eggster, to hit Egg do you egg every egg or do you just let it egg without any egg?
Yoru masterclass per usual
The beast broke the leash
New age has a cool vibe
Chakra mention? Eggster confirmed Naruto fan WWW
love this phantom
Does teyo say This is how we dance or This is how it ends?
HEY MATT ITS BEEN AWHILE
1 minute is crazy
My king
7:53 why is bro so mad ? ur not even 2 days in , in this act 😭
why you dont run vandle??
its literally just the worse gun
This guy looks like sova
Is rent high this month?
I love eggster
egg is papa
LAG??? 2:11
2:12
yes king egg
I’m starting up asking for eggster to coach me again !! day 1 (I went to 21 last time but I had to be on UA-cam at 1 am) ❤ love you eggy!
Egg
*ANYONE IN 2025 ?!!? ✨💖✨*
NO IM IN 2020 ?!!? ✨💖✨
Editor New year new intro?
sigma
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There i was.. making spaghetti in my kitchen, the pasta was cooked i drained it.. i looked for the spaghetti sauce.. there was NONE i hear an ominous noise, it was a Yoru tp i stared into the blue liquidity substance.. then there he was Eggster in the flesh, he hands my the spaghetti sauce, i look away for 1 second and poof.. he was gone never to be seen again.
Love the part where eggster said its eggin time and egged all over them
anyone watching in 2021?
13 secs
hahaha
this guy has so manny of his accounts in the top ten the leaderboard is starting to look like an omelette
38 seconds
1 min 10 views, fell off