American Army vs Russian Army Comparison

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024

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  • @Neverlose001
    @Neverlose001 10 місяців тому +29770

    Bros just showing 19 strippers and calling it the American army

    • @stormtrooper0474
      @stormtrooper0474 10 місяців тому +1491

      Not far off though

    • @toversnoleu8769
      @toversnoleu8769 10 місяців тому

      Haha and those strippers wipe the floor with the russian army anyway 😂

    • @user-lv9ul7wu6y
      @user-lv9ul7wu6y 10 місяців тому +282

      ​@@NobleDorito8698кто там кому надрал?Не много ли взял на себя?

    • @SuperduckMusic
      @SuperduckMusic 10 місяців тому +938

      They chose Russian army ya know the one with untrained conscripts it’s clearly a propaganda acount

    • @tcon117
      @tcon117 10 місяців тому +1

      @@user-lv9ul7wu6yneed I remind your ass about Red February, Battle of Khasham.

  • @Jemoto-wn3nw
    @Jemoto-wn3nw 2 роки тому +28886

    “American army” doesn’t even show American soldiers

    • @MrHeuvaladao
      @MrHeuvaladao 2 роки тому +3

      They're calling americans pussies, dude.

    • @BryanAusfC
      @BryanAusfC 2 роки тому +658

      So true so true

    • @MrHeuvaladao
      @MrHeuvaladao 2 роки тому +400

      Let them starve of sheep meat.

    • @Nn.553
      @Nn.553 2 роки тому +352

      It's Actually Living People

    • @derrick4544
      @derrick4544 2 роки тому +133

      They were soldiers.

  • @theoneandonlybridge4210
    @theoneandonlybridge4210 19 днів тому +377

    Bro got his education from the back of a cereal box

  • @MalayCatz
    @MalayCatz 18 днів тому +932

    American army: 🗿
    Russian army: 🗿
    This video: 🤡

    • @pantherrodcham2079
      @pantherrodcham2079 17 днів тому +17

      Yes😂😂😂

    • @BurnBlaze99
      @BurnBlaze99 16 днів тому +15

      Russia Army needs some work, the equipment is outdated and they have been struggling to fight a country that is so much weeker than them in ever aspect.

    • @cyberpanzer
      @cyberpanzer 13 днів тому +6

      @@BurnBlaze99that’s cause commander corruptovich sells all the good gear

    • @radenlayni4442
      @radenlayni4442 13 днів тому

      ​@@BurnBlaze99 Bro said Russia is north korea 💀💀💀 Russia is actually producing brand New tanks and planes so shh lgbtqkid

    • @radenlayni4442
      @radenlayni4442 13 днів тому

      ​@@BurnBlaze99Don’t forget ukraine is helped by nato, Russia is actually fighting like 60 countries at the same time

  • @NicolasCermak
    @NicolasCermak 5 місяців тому +3847

    Bro graduated from a mcdonalds driveway 💀

    • @juicevision853
      @juicevision853 5 місяців тому +18

      FR AND I LIKED

    • @juicevision853
      @juicevision853 5 місяців тому +15

      FR AND I LIKED

    • @Yayayayayypo
      @Yayayayayypo 5 місяців тому +36

      Guys, ignore this video. We know that America is the strongest country.

    • @chogybambs
      @chogybambs 5 місяців тому +9

      No Soviet strongest ​@@Yayayayayypo

    • @GenghisKhanoffical
      @GenghisKhanoffical 5 місяців тому

      @@chogybambsthe Soviet unions gone you retard

  • @Bill.Cipher.101
    @Bill.Cipher.101 9 місяців тому +4587

    Bro graduated from WhatsApp University 💀

  • @godgamergv2704
    @godgamergv2704 21 день тому +122

    I’m 90% sure this is a middle schooler who frequently gets bullied

    • @ColtonPu
      @ColtonPu 13 днів тому +4

      Most definitely

    • @sharpshotspence1997
      @sharpshotspence1997 6 днів тому +9

      You have a furry pfp, friendly fire will not be tolerated

    • @liamkwon2830
      @liamkwon2830 6 днів тому +7

      Probably a kid of Russian immigrants who doesn’t realize his parents left for a reason…

    • @godgamergv2704
      @godgamergv2704 6 днів тому +3

      @@sharpshotspence1997 lol

    • @jsnake_
      @jsnake_ 6 днів тому +1

      Fr

  • @SpitfireEssa
    @SpitfireEssa 6 днів тому +23

    Bro got his political science degree from the slice of cheese in the back of a goodwill💀

  • @lilycorbaley100
    @lilycorbaley100 10 місяців тому +2361

    Bro didn’t have the guts to show the actual US military 😂

    • @CMP-st5wh
      @CMP-st5wh 10 місяців тому +121

      Like the one with "two moms" in the recruitment ad? Lol

    • @crackaddict3977
      @crackaddict3977 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@CMP-st5whher beef patty fell out of her pelvic region you could hear it flop on the floor

    • @totoreit7562
      @totoreit7562 10 місяців тому

      I'm not a supporter of the US I hate them honestly, but really because of that ad now the US army is weaker then the Russian army? That is losing to Ukraine, you will say obviously that nato sends weapons to Ukraine and so it's not fair... but wait the US army wasn't weaker than the Russian army... the west wasn't polluted from "Lgbtq propaganda", ho they can be stronger and weaker of the Russian army? You all from the US to Russia are all fools who believes that your side is right, but they do the same things over and over again, and they both send people to die because of the propaganda to concentrate more power in the hands of the few, for America the arms industries and for Russia the oligarchs and the "Great" tzar Putin, you all need to wake up from the propaganda that all of them are feeding to you, the people, the workers of the world need to unite and defeat capitalism and despotism from the face of the earth! The world will not be perfect either when the revolution returns but it will be much better

    • @Randomytchannele
      @Randomytchannele 10 місяців тому +3

      Fr

    • @AngelicoCiudad
      @AngelicoCiudad 10 місяців тому

      American soldiers are strong, but they're foreshadowed by wokeness, LGBTQ, diversity, and gunphobic peoples. Russia never got rid of their masculinity, military proud, and nationality proud.

  • @FujikkoJP
    @FujikkoJP Рік тому +3623

    *Bruh it was a model show.* 💀

  • @Hiccup-Horrendous-Haddok-lll
    @Hiccup-Horrendous-Haddok-lll 24 дні тому +193

    Man that ain’t American soldiers.. we have professional military men and women, heck how do you think we have good fighter pilots?

    • @Fury-E36
      @Fury-E36 19 днів тому

      he called the us army babies and gay strippers

    • @Yaoqianshu_i10
      @Yaoqianshu_i10 15 днів тому +4

      Trump 2024

    • @dantisit
      @dantisit 15 днів тому

      Compare the number of wars the United States has won and the number of wars it has participated in

    • @ArashdeepSingh-cd9qv
      @ArashdeepSingh-cd9qv 14 днів тому +1

      @@Yaoqianshu_i10 TF DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!

    • @cyberpanzer
      @cyberpanzer 14 днів тому +4

      @@ArashdeepSingh-cd9qvI think it means trump 2024

  • @C.H.I.P.Y
    @C.H.I.P.Y 9 днів тому +22

    America team
    👇🏼

  • @AIGTF9904
    @AIGTF9904 7 місяців тому +3030

    Least obvious Russian propaganda:

    • @tounss1835
      @tounss1835 7 місяців тому +68

      gay🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇬🇧

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 7 місяців тому +249

      @@tounss1835well, it’s over. This guy just unequivocally proved we are gay.

    • @Elmascapito33
      @Elmascapito33 7 місяців тому +1

      🏳️‍🌈=🇷🇺​@@tounss1835

    • @user-kl4gn1hu7j
      @user-kl4gn1hu7j 7 місяців тому +1

      А если вдруг пропаганда США будет вы будете сраться и лежать ебало тому человеку который пропагандурует США потому что вы подсосы байдена хотя вы клоуны🇺🇸💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👎😊

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 7 місяців тому +33

      ​@@tounss1835Actually I'm not, I go both ways XD

  • @maskich06
    @maskich06 10 місяців тому +3297

    I'm from Russia, and I can say this is stupid how author took some strippers in army uniform and called this "US army"

    • @exodus6996
      @exodus6996 9 місяців тому +69

      “i’m from russia”-🕵🏼

    • @theshoe1391
      @theshoe1391 9 місяців тому

      ​@@exodus6996What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist 9 місяців тому +91

      Strippers and American soldiers are the same thing

    • @brayden2zz358
      @brayden2zz358 9 місяців тому +108

      @@BrazilianImperialisttheir really not kid USA is the 2nd most strongest country in the world

    • @Serial_Designation_V_Ep-8
      @Serial_Designation_V_Ep-8 9 місяців тому

      ​@@BrazilianImperialistkid, Strippers are from those clubs who suck on di¢k$, The US Army is WAYYY DIFFERENT, they have advanced tanks and weaponry like the M1 Abrams and Assault Rifles

  • @GooblyWoobly69
    @GooblyWoobly69 День тому +4

    Yeah the Russian army is frightening with their struggle to invade a bordering country

  • @bisalroy3162
    @bisalroy3162 23 дні тому +42

    Bro graduated from his grave guardian's University 💀

  • @Your_western_knight
    @Your_western_knight Місяць тому +455

    Bro got his degree from the bathroom sink

    • @shandon360
      @shandon360 19 днів тому +8

      @Your_western_knight It had to make it's way through the complex network of glory holes for delivery

    • @mansss9611
      @mansss9611 17 днів тому +3

      No thats to complex for him

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 днів тому +1

      😂

  • @Chezborgrr
    @Chezborgrr 9 місяців тому +1416

    Bro got so scared of usa he put strippers💀

    • @FBIisgreat
      @FBIisgreat 8 місяців тому +19

      He be speaking fax

    • @SonOfIrak
      @SonOfIrak 8 місяців тому

      scared ? haha america is gay

    • @mdudley3719
      @mdudley3719 8 місяців тому

      Ain't no way german mf talking bout armies lmao@@FBIisgreat

    • @aleksandarplavsic6751
      @aleksandarplavsic6751 8 місяців тому

      It doesnt matter even if its true, but in general it shows mentality of your nation which is 😂

    • @jelly.17
      @jelly.17 8 місяців тому

      Scared of the country who military requirements start with an ad of a fatherless girl with two lesbian moms? A country whose military standards are significantly low and the requirements that have plummeted into the abyss? No one's afraid of woke-rica buddy.

  • @grunt3400
    @grunt3400 24 дні тому +21

    Crazy how bro tried to put our country to shame 😂. Im a soldier and believe me when I say this we fight way harder then them. There’s a reason we win wars 💯

    • @Jeffhy
      @Jeffhy 16 днів тому +1

      But we've lost a few too

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 13 днів тому

      The US armed forces is a logistics system that sometimes conduct wars. A US carrier group is hard to compare with anything else.
      Being able to smack down a small town in the middle of occupied Baghdad still baffles me.

  • @MrDemoshorts
    @MrDemoshorts 2 дні тому +2

    Bro graduated from McDonald’s drive through

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator 11 місяців тому +1474

    Those models are probably more dangerous than the Russian military.

    • @ThrashingCode
      @ThrashingCode 11 місяців тому +88

      Truth. Especially if they are indeed Americans, they're probably better armed too.

    • @johannr2658
      @johannr2658 11 місяців тому +67

      Fax. A captured russian BTR troop transport was examined and its armor was made out of cardboard and egg cartons.

    • @CommunistKub
      @CommunistKub 11 місяців тому +33

      ​@@johannr2658And Abrams' turret armor was pierced with a stone)

    • @becomeunlimited
      @becomeunlimited 11 місяців тому

      Oh that's interesting, did the models also kill hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians? Did they stop a 3-months lasting NATO-armed and trained counter offensive?

    • @dominikbarvir6255
      @dominikbarvir6255 11 місяців тому

      @@CommunistKub Fun Fact
      Did you know average russian officer has more medals than IQ?

  • @blwssme
    @blwssme Місяць тому +1054

    Bro graduated from the chick fil a menu💀💀💀

  • @kamthanghaokip6162
    @kamthanghaokip6162 4 дні тому +2

    Bro thinks the American army likes lgbtq when bro is the one that likes it

  • @Sleezy-yeti
    @Sleezy-yeti 20 годин тому +1

    If you think those are American soldiers your gonna shit yourself when A-10 go brrrrt

  • @Gooblification
    @Gooblification 11 місяців тому +2005

    Meanwhile Russia can’t even fight a nation 1/10th their size and 1/3 their population

    • @n0ne226
      @n0ne226 11 місяців тому +73

      Wdym "can't even fight"? Who you talking about

    • @mggogetem
      @mggogetem 11 місяців тому

      for an upaid PR you are sucking russia's dick hard@@n0ne226

    • @JustAnAverageGuyToo
      @JustAnAverageGuyToo 11 місяців тому +253

      ​@@n0ne226ukraine, russia can't even fight ukraine

    • @n0ne226
      @n0ne226 11 місяців тому +142

      @@JustAnAverageGuyToo then why Ukraine still haven't returned their territories fully? Cope..

    • @tutel9496
      @tutel9496 11 місяців тому +383

      ​@@n0ne226I dunno. Why is Russia hasn't defeat Ukraine? I thought this was supposed to be "3 days" special military operation?

  • @enclaveboomer281
    @enclaveboomer281 Рік тому +2511

    When you give your 12 year old capcut

    • @Suriganda
      @Suriganda Рік тому +8

      ​@@SCA_Ballayo why are you here

    • @SCA_Ball
      @SCA_Ball Рік тому +5

      @@Suriganda idk

    • @Michael-vl8gx
      @Michael-vl8gx Рік тому +4

      shh

    • @R4idZ_71
      @R4idZ_71 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SCA_BallYo bro^^

    • @canahmets.8216
      @canahmets.8216 Рік тому +4

      No, that women were not 12 year old and were not using cap cut 😊🇷🇺

  • @Securitypesonal67087
    @Securitypesonal67087 6 днів тому +6

    Russian army:🗿🍷
    US army:🗿🍷
    UK Army:🗿🍷
    Canada army:🗿🍷
    Australia army:🗿🍷
    Every other country:🗿🍷

  • @Lalito123Medina2
    @Lalito123Medina2 5 днів тому +2

    Bro graduated from brain rot University 💀💀💀

  • @Bundeswehr.
    @Bundeswehr. Рік тому +3187

    Russian media be like :
    Edit:why the hell am i a bot?

    • @Felip2880
      @Felip2880 Рік тому +69

      Fr lol 💀🦴

    • @Ilies87delta
      @Ilies87delta Рік тому +25

      Bot Media otan be like

    • @Niggcolo
      @Niggcolo Рік тому +63

      @Vegeta YT it’s quite a stretch to label every American soldier as…this.

    • @3ChZer0
      @3ChZer0 Рік тому +1

      lol

    • @Ilies87delta
      @Ilies87delta Рік тому +2

      Troll of bot media otan

  • @HadiLikesVlogging
    @HadiLikesVlogging Рік тому +366

    Bro graduated from leftover vodka 💀

    • @melihbayleon749
      @melihbayleon749 11 місяців тому +1

      Bro still thinks russia is stronger than Usa after Usa saved soviet union from german 💀💀💀💀

    • @Somethingthatexist
      @Somethingthatexist 11 місяців тому

      True

    • @mrs_blacki_vouker
      @mrs_blacki_vouker 11 місяців тому +1

      I couldn’t translate what you wrote, but I don’t really like the meaning of what you wrote.

    • @Astronaut502
      @Astronaut502 11 місяців тому

      ​@@mrs_blacki_voukerhe said that he is stupid and graduates in a school on a leftover vodka or if you cant understand, can you say your country feeling uncomfort, then nah

  • @Excited_User
    @Excited_User 2 дні тому +2

    In reality, America has more advanced equipment than Russia. It doesn't matter if a man or a woman joins the American army. They both have highly advanced guns and equipment. Russia spends 1/10th of the American millitary budget.

  • @saltwatertaffy7020
    @saltwatertaffy7020 3 дні тому +1

    People, these are not strippers; they are part of a college or high-school marching band.

  • @Unseendeities
    @Unseendeities 5 місяців тому +875

    Bro graduated from youtube shorts 💀

  • @Robloxisgood248
    @Robloxisgood248 Рік тому +434

    When a Russian 5 Year old boy gets a UA-cam account

    • @RanOver2004
      @RanOver2004 11 місяців тому +7

      Hell yeah 😂😂😂

    • @Artisire
      @Artisire 11 місяців тому +3

      Ikr😂

    • @dembil441
      @dembil441 11 місяців тому +1

      Или поплачь к маме... Сосунок!

    • @Sally_Kristen
      @Sally_Kristen 11 місяців тому

      ​@@dembil441научись писать, дегенерат

    • @mrs_blacki_vouker
      @mrs_blacki_vouker 11 місяців тому +1

      PLEASE NOTE THAT RUSSIANS AT 5 YEARS OLD CAN NOT WRITE IN RUSSIAN OR ENGLISH!!!! In any case, I don’t like people from my country who can’t distinguish something from something...
      If there are any mistakes here, please forgive me(
      Я устала это писать
      hehe

  • @hi55backup
    @hi55backup 5 днів тому +1

    Bro got his degree from wendys bathroom urinal

  • @AamirHamilton-d2n
    @AamirHamilton-d2n 8 днів тому +2

    They’re literally going to find the worst video of USA then find the best video of Russia

  • @Plane_Person
    @Plane_Person 8 місяців тому +913

    Bro just found strippers un camo outfits and called it the us military 💀

    • @FREEDOM_......4233
      @FREEDOM_......4233 7 місяців тому +9

      What's the difference 🤨

    • @practicekiwii2944
      @practicekiwii2944 7 місяців тому +15

      @FREEDOM_......4233
      HELP R U RUSSIAN YOUR COUNTRY IS LOSING THE WAR 😬 WAKE UP
      AS AN AMERICAN EVEN THE CITIZENS DONT WANT TO MESS WITH THE ARMY-

    • @stizan9185
      @stizan9185 7 місяців тому

      its a joke

    • @FREEDOM_......4233
      @FREEDOM_......4233 7 місяців тому

      @@practicekiwii2944 😂😂
      According to who?
      BBC?🤣

    • @braydenfarrell1177
      @braydenfarrell1177 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@FREEDOM_......4233The strippers dont posses
      M-9 Repear Drones
      F-15 Falcons
      M1 Abrams tanks
      F-35'S
      A dozen aircraft carriers
      F-14 Tomcats
      Bradleys
      B-52 bombers
      The weight of the world largest military industrial complex
      Quite a big difference

  • @MyNameIsElijah
    @MyNameIsElijah 6 місяців тому +906

    The “American Army” you showed was strippers. The “Russian Army” you showed is the Kazakh Navy. So the second one isn’t even Russian nor Army.

    • @williamtodd582
      @williamtodd582 5 місяців тому +25

      If all armies be like "American army", there would be a peace and love all around the world😊

    • @xOceanSpirit
      @xOceanSpirit 5 місяців тому +8

      Казахстана 😂

    • @Reshlurboop
      @Reshlurboop 5 місяців тому

      The “American soldiers” are Panamanian

    • @OXY187
      @OXY187 5 місяців тому

      nah its accurate. thats us navy for u bro

    • @Bob_bloxOFC
      @Bob_bloxOFC 5 місяців тому +2

      Man, I love the American army and I'm Brazilian

  • @user-N0t994
    @user-N0t994 2 дні тому +1

    Bro got his teacher from a school that hates the floor and teaches false stuff

  • @user-sm3so6ge6k
    @user-sm3so6ge6k 17 днів тому +5

    I don't think he truly understands how powerful America is

  • @Bfdi-Enjoyer
    @Bfdi-Enjoyer 7 місяців тому +1203

    As a Russian who now lives in America- this is just cringe propaganda.

    • @Freylefox
      @Freylefox 7 місяців тому +67

      Hello welcome to the states I hope you enjoy our country despite all the corruption and bullshit that happens

    • @Bfdi-Enjoyer
      @Bfdi-Enjoyer 7 місяців тому +61

      @@Freylefox thank you, I’m using google translate so I hope my spelling isn’t trash but yeah, I still manage to enjoy America despite its flaws (:

    • @ruslan3489
      @ruslan3489 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Freylefox are you for real right now? Most of the foreigners thinks that America is the most democratic place with least of corruption and any kind of criminal government.

    • @AleV69692
      @AleV69692 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Bfdi-Enjoyeralthough it has many flaws, cuisine is not one of them! What's your favorite dish since staying here?

    • @bobert846
      @bobert846 7 місяців тому +2

      I thought it was a shitpost💀💀💀

  • @xaneth11
    @xaneth11 7 місяців тому +355

    *This is exactly what happens when 5 year olds get internet access* 💀

  • @LJZulueta2010
    @LJZulueta2010 4 дні тому +4

    Bro thinks I don't recognize the Kazakh🇰🇿 uniforms💀

  • @ernestorodriguez3546
    @ernestorodriguez3546 8 днів тому +4

    Every time I see an edit of this style, I always get the impression that it was made by a 12-year-old kid.

  • @theenclave6254
    @theenclave6254 Рік тому +1899

    Damn, as someone serving in the US Army, I certainly haven’t seen any of those ‘American soldiers’.

    • @slavamarlow1604
      @slavamarlow1604 Рік тому +24

      What branch

    • @gavinedgerton5880
      @gavinedgerton5880 Рік тому +33

      @@slavamarlow1604 LOL

    • @slavamarlow1604
      @slavamarlow1604 Рік тому +10

      @@gavinedgerton5880 the branch of Detroit Pistons and they are called that bc they piss them selves aton

    • @gavinedgerton5880
      @gavinedgerton5880 Рік тому +72

      @@slavamarlow1604 tf are you talking about dude😂 your going schizo after asking a soldier in the *US ARMY* like myself what branch they are in

    • @hyekat
      @hyekat Рік тому +28

      ​@@slavamarlow1604 ..the Army.

  • @aidengraybeal2092
    @aidengraybeal2092 2 місяці тому +647

    This is the dumbest psyop I’ve ever seen

    • @javierduenasjimenez7930
      @javierduenasjimenez7930 Місяць тому

      This is the average Russian/Orthodox attempt in baselessly slandering anything related to the west

    • @BlakePinnell
      @BlakePinnell Місяць тому +6

      Fr

    • @scottfraser706
      @scottfraser706 Місяць тому

      I want to be with the hot Latina ladys from Brazil 🇧🇷😅

    • @drjekl44
      @drjekl44 Місяць тому +1

      Project green helm fyi

    • @TFrog1324
      @TFrog1324 Місяць тому

      I don’t know why people believe our army is gay it’s so fucking obvious that it’s just Russian propaganda

  • @vdyt1234
    @vdyt1234 5 днів тому +1

    Love Russian from India 🇮🇳

  • @Nezuko12451
    @Nezuko12451 7 днів тому +3

    Bro showed the employees of hooters and called it the American army💀

  • @Deleted_Channel738
    @Deleted_Channel738 9 місяців тому +241

    “American soldiers”
    Strippers
    “Russian soldiers”
    Polish army
    [edit] most likes I’ve ever gotten

    • @user-rf2us9uh9p
      @user-rf2us9uh9p 8 місяців тому

      Russians soldier is russian sulder...

    • @majorjakub5180
      @majorjakub5180 8 місяців тому +1

      What

    • @OfficialSynthestic
      @OfficialSynthestic 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@majorjakub5180i think their saying the russian army is small and has barely any budget, i went on a website to compare both the russian army and the polish army. But yeah he should have put a bit more context there

    • @OfficialSynthestic
      @OfficialSynthestic 7 місяців тому +2

      @@majorjakub5180but still the polish army is def better then russian army

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 7 місяців тому +1

      @@OfficialSynthesticagreed the modern Russian army is not doing very well

  • @juniormendez6375
    @juniormendez6375 11 місяців тому +474

    The creator of this video graduated from the McDonald’s dollar menu

    • @Deutschland2025
      @Deutschland2025 11 місяців тому +26

      Nah he just working for ruble 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eliasyusufi3906
      @eliasyusufi3906 11 місяців тому +3

      Bro how you like lgbtq lol

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 11 місяців тому +29

      @@eliasyusufi3906because he’s a sane human being, also the USA is ludicrously stronger than Russia

    • @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked
      @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked 11 місяців тому +25

      ​@@eliasyusufi3906at least soldiers from LGB can at least fight proper and not worry about corrupt higher ups making fake gear

    • @eliasyusufi3906
      @eliasyusufi3906 11 місяців тому

      @@HanzTheODSTok ik there strong and all but the guy doesn’t have to say that he can just correct him

  • @Blueberryvr_andyeeps
    @Blueberryvr_andyeeps 6 годин тому

    Bro just bullied he’s language😭😭💀💀

  • @Jeffrey-hu2gb
    @Jeffrey-hu2gb 2 дні тому +2

    I find it funny the description of the channel says we provide accurate information and yet docent even show the correct footage 🤣

  • @GoobertNoobster
    @GoobertNoobster Місяць тому +91

    Bro graduated from an alleyway

  • @bozuteru2160
    @bozuteru2160 11 місяців тому +603

    The kid no one talks to at school:

  • @MiracBabaTanker
    @MiracBabaTanker Годину тому

    Bro got his history from gaijin 😂😂😂

  • @bgcvetan
    @bgcvetan 3 дні тому

    Russian Army: Stealing porcelan toilets.

  • @user-ef3se9nu3v
    @user-ef3se9nu3v 8 місяців тому +310

    Bro peed his pants thinking about putting actual american soldiers

    • @user-cj2dg2pk4k
      @user-cj2dg2pk4k 7 місяців тому

      Ваши солдаты только в пустыне с бабуинами дикими воевать умеют

    • @Aldcslaystheday
      @Aldcslaystheday 7 місяців тому +3

      🗿

    • @Ic3x_Plays
      @Ic3x_Plays 7 місяців тому

      But they Americans but not the army

    • @W4emTP
      @W4emTP 7 місяців тому +5

      thats the actual american soldiers lmao

    • @derrickstevens9901
      @derrickstevens9901 7 місяців тому +5

      @@W4emTPno it isn’t

  • @Barsulla
    @Barsulla 4 місяці тому +854

    Bro those “American woman” were filmed in Mexico☠️

    • @A_localguy
      @A_localguy 3 місяці тому +13

      Then I wouldn't expect then to be American especially because it's Mexico💀

    • @TheTiredAndSleepyOwl
      @TheTiredAndSleepyOwl 3 місяці тому +6

      Dude 💀

    • @LoL-mn6dw
      @LoL-mn6dw 3 місяці тому +6

      I love your name

    • @baldwiniv5339
      @baldwiniv5339 3 місяці тому

      cant tell the difference between the two. both shitholes.

    • @tlg4007
      @tlg4007 3 місяці тому +4

      OOOoooo, that's embarassing..

  • @darrenplayztheworld7023
    @darrenplayztheworld7023 18 годин тому

    This video is equivalent to Drinking Orange juice and Toothpaste 25 times

  • @Fordthrower4000
    @Fordthrower4000 8 днів тому

    19 strippers vs the Soviet Union, yeah thats an amazing comparison...

  • @Tanker000
    @Tanker000 9 місяців тому +707

    Average Cringe Russian Propaganda Post:

    • @ukcountryball.81880
      @ukcountryball.81880 9 місяців тому

      Bro supports lgbtq and hates russia💀

    • @ukcountryball.81880
      @ukcountryball.81880 9 місяців тому

      Bro is not gonna reply to my comment cuz he’s gay😂

    • @MrViggie37
      @MrViggie37 9 місяців тому +3

      fax fr

    • @user-ir9tv6lq1q
      @user-ir9tv6lq1q 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@user-tk2ji8uo7hI think you are the one who need to learn in school even your comment proofs that😂

    • @danteferreyrola7475
      @danteferreyrola7475 9 місяців тому

      XD

  • @Nikoisbetter
    @Nikoisbetter Рік тому +646

    Guy graduated from taco bell bathroom edit: ngl why is this liked thousands do thus lol.

    • @Mind_mender
      @Mind_mender 11 місяців тому

      Underrated comment

    • @paulurban2472
      @paulurban2472 11 місяців тому +6

      Lol oh yes America’s gay military is so strong😂😂😂

    • @Mind_mender
      @Mind_mender 11 місяців тому +7

      @@paulurban2472 I mean we have won many times against others but I don’t really care

    • @hisyam666
      @hisyam666 11 місяців тому +1

      This video is 1yr ago💀

    • @hisyam666
      @hisyam666 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@paulurban2472yes,american gay is strong

  • @KirstenWeerda
    @KirstenWeerda 7 днів тому

    Call the American Military weak:
    Next Day 12 Navy Seals waiting for you in the bathroom

  • @Duckei10
    @Duckei10 9 днів тому

    The American army would look more like people who look like they could bench press a fucking tank and look badass

  • @riccardomarinaro3061
    @riccardomarinaro3061 9 місяців тому +666

    “US army” proceed to show strippers.”Russian army” proceeds to show a parade of people dead in ukraine

    • @Deutritium93
      @Deutritium93 9 місяців тому +13

      I mean, with the way our armed forces are going today, this video isn’t all that far off. Failing recruitment numbers, obese and overweight, and trans people joining because now it’s essentially a free pass for them to receive their “necessary” medical procedures, all under tax payer dime, and they also do not have to serve any combat roles. And with Ukraine? Last time I checked, Russia still has all of its territory there and is now rebuilding those regions. Ukraine? They can only manage a dent in Russia because we fund and supply them. That gets cut off one day, and Ukraine will no longer be able to fight. Sorry but I don’t buy MSM narratives towards the Nazi government in Ukraine.

    • @Frosty_V0
      @Frosty_V0 9 місяців тому

      @@Deutritium93💯

    • @nloo
      @nloo 9 місяців тому

      🇺🇸💩🤡

    • @rednovember2205
      @rednovember2205 9 місяців тому +29

      @@Deutritium932500 Russian tanks destroyed to an army we gave 5% of the Nato budget to in order to defend itself. Russia has also gained a whopping 18% of Ukraine to that number. And our military hasn’t had to do much of anything. Oof.

    • @lukedalton
      @lukedalton 9 місяців тому +27

      @@Deutritium93 buddy sorry to burst your bubble but the supposed second army of the world in almost two f...d years had failed in achieving any single objective of his 'special military operation' and needed help from military giant like Iran and North Korea to mantain his forces supplied and all at the simple cost of ten thousands of deaths and the loss of tons of his most modern equipment. Plus Russia had not rebuilt anything, the place is a destroyed mess that will need years and billions of $ (that Russia don't have) to rebuild. Sure this clash with the vision of the macho russian army that destroy the woke army but that vision exist only in your imagination

  • @Cod894
    @Cod894 5 місяців тому +160

    American Army: Best army in the world
    Russian army: second best army in Ukraine

    • @EVGENAB
      @EVGENAB 4 місяці тому

      Американская армия состоит из геев и педофилов!Что ты несёшь?хохложопый!

    • @spooterman69
      @spooterman69 4 місяці тому +6

      lmfao what about avdiivka and bakhmut and mariupol and donbas and kharkiv they're third strongest?

    • @lunatrans424
      @lunatrans424 4 місяці тому +22

      @@spooterman69 sorry yes you are correct, Russia is indeed the third strongest army in Ukraine. second place goes to the mercenaries known as Wagner group.

    • @god16994
      @god16994 3 місяці тому

      Russia has a strong army but a pussy for a leader

    • @alexsolarflans
      @alexsolarflans 3 місяці тому +5

      Russian Army is the second best army in Russia after the Russian Volunteer Corps

  • @sebyiatco611
    @sebyiatco611 6 днів тому +1

    The lion carrying the cross: 💀

  • @jaydensalmeron1109
    @jaydensalmeron1109 5 днів тому

    Bro got his degree from dog poop 😭🙏🏽

  • @Bowiesway
    @Bowiesway 11 місяців тому +343

    12 years ago:*Drops kid*Oh Timmy! Eh you’ll be fine…
    12 years later:

    • @Skskwjwj
      @Skskwjwj 11 місяців тому

      Смэх да и только

    • @VlNCEY
      @VlNCEY 11 місяців тому +1

      That’s was so funny ☺️ now do another joke, I didn’t hire a clown for one joke. 🤡

    • @gog_gog6319
      @gog_gog6319 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@VlNCEYi mean were is he wrong. US litetaly has good enough mititary to assert power through all continents and contain relative peace everywhere. Its just US government that doesn't have balls to use this army

    • @VlNCEY
      @VlNCEY 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gog_gog6319 no they made a transphobic joke..

    • @zusk6818
      @zusk6818 11 місяців тому +2

      Stop, as someone who suffers from brain damage I will not be associated with 12yo Tommy on his iPad

  • @AntiTankGun
    @AntiTankGun Рік тому +2915

    "A little bit of wine won't affect my child"
    The child 13 years later:

    • @Edvard_Benes
      @Edvard_Benes Рік тому +6

      Ture

    • @mahardikagagarin
      @mahardikagagarin Рік тому +4

      Hahahah🤣🤣

    • @lazaresofthewest7678
      @lazaresofthewest7678 Рік тому +54

      @ThyPeasantSlayer dawg, putin tryna protect shit that fell apart years ago

    • @reallymentalpig1173
      @reallymentalpig1173 Рік тому +10

      @@lazaresofthewest7678 “when you fall, get back up”

    • @ghost9487
      @ghost9487 Рік тому

      @@lazaresofthewest7678 no its not even about that its about the us laundering money from ukraine and killing people who dont support them

  • @DecoyAnimates
    @DecoyAnimates День тому

    I guarantee that if you zoom out on the American Army video, you'll see a Brazzers logo. 😊

  • @ishsos
    @ishsos 19 днів тому

    bro spent his whole
    Life in a McDonald’s☠️🇺🇸🇺🇸👌👌👌

  • @Thatdude_888
    @Thatdude_888 2 місяці тому +632

    Bro graduated from jerkmate giggles 💀🙏

    • @eyesj531
      @eyesj531 2 місяці тому +17

      he graduated from fucking party city

    • @Westerndnio
      @Westerndnio 2 місяці тому +9

      He graduated from a the forbidden aisle in Walmart

    • @_jcm_the_one
      @_jcm_the_one Місяць тому +2

      Hey ever heard of jer-

    • @otop13
      @otop13 Місяць тому

      I can see the headlines communist simp commits “sewer slide” after realizing capitalism funded the f***ing soviets in the first place. 😂🇺🇸
      (11.3 billion dollars by the way)

    • @mxhina777
      @mxhina777 Місяць тому +2

      @@_jcm_the_one
      a fun, free, and TOTALLY confidential-

  • @BP_RIDES_DBs
    @BP_RIDES_DBs 2 місяці тому +160

    Bro found girls dancing in camo and called it the American army

    • @balsa0108
      @balsa0108 Місяць тому +3

      What's the difference?

    • @soubhik9314
      @soubhik9314 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@balsa0108Usa has the strongest military in the world. It's means your country men's can fight against Usa ladies? 😂

    • @KyloBarley
      @KyloBarley Місяць тому +3

      @@balsa0108at least they don’t wear cardboard as bullet proof vests

    • @CheeseRat-yn8rj
      @CheeseRat-yn8rj Місяць тому +2

      @@KyloBarleyno country does

    • @KyloBarley
      @KyloBarley Місяць тому +4

      @@CheeseRat-yn8rj Russia did, because even though they are the #2 most powerful in the world they cant supply their soldiers

  • @loot-kr4cz
    @loot-kr4cz 11 днів тому +1

    Russian fake armor:🗿

  • @SarahXLilly
    @SarahXLilly 20 днів тому +6

    Am I the only one that’s asking why they wear skirts?🥲

    • @RiverTheLynx
      @RiverTheLynx 14 днів тому +3

      It's the Russians I'm tellin ya😢😔

    • @KennyMShow
      @KennyMShow 10 днів тому

      Maybe because this is the part of female military officer parade uniform?
      Their "field" outfits doesn't differ from a man's, but office and parade - looks another way

  • @prosgamimg
    @prosgamimg 9 місяців тому +564

    Bro called himself stupid in 69 languages
    51 likes🎉

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 9 місяців тому +4

      Have you seen modern American military propaganda? It’s embarrassing.

    • @mihong1187
      @mihong1187 9 місяців тому

      This to me is the most stupid edit it's just no

    • @BottomOfTheLineup
      @BottomOfTheLineup 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@zzodysseuszzThat's just the stuff they show on the news. I live near one of the biggest Air Force bases in the US and Have been on base a few times, Every Military guy or girl I meet are what true Americans look like.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Anytime you see a Veteran or Current Military be sure and thank them for keeping YOU safe.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Rokinbokinstudios
    @Rokinbokinstudios 11 місяців тому +291

    Bro was afraid to show our girls in the F-18’s 💀

    • @Terra-Incognlta
      @Terra-Incognlta 10 місяців тому +4

      Yea, diversity hires.

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 10 місяців тому +3

      VROOOOOOM *Sonic Boom followed by the decimation of MiG-21*

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 10 місяців тому +6

      I still think the nose cones of the MiG-21 is ugly af

    • @derpyassassin1985
      @derpyassassin1985 10 місяців тому

      @@Terra-Incognlta You mean highly capable aviators? The women that would want a job like that are highly capable, highly skilled women who trained for years to even have a chance.
      As for you, You are either a Bot or a neck beard wannabe, go back to your Pokimain videos and discord life and let the people actually living talk.

    • @Regenerative69
      @Regenerative69 10 місяців тому

      Dude I wanna have sex with literally all those women... Dreams don't come true 😭

  • @Cravat28
    @Cravat28 9 днів тому

    “ Russian Propaganda doesn’t exist”
    Russian propaganda:

  • @abby_love-se6dq
    @abby_love-se6dq 23 дні тому +9

    Bro, stop showing American soldiers just having fun and then showing your countries and actual formation!

    • @MarqCarr13
      @MarqCarr13 16 днів тому

      Those aren't US soldiers. You almost had me call you a dumbass🤦‍♂️

    • @thomasthemenace7504
      @thomasthemenace7504 12 днів тому +1

      They weren’t even soldiers that’s the crazy part

  • @purpleallie8389
    @purpleallie8389 Місяць тому +421

    Bro know nothing bout armys

    • @GloriaFoster-dq8dm
      @GloriaFoster-dq8dm Місяць тому

      Just because the American look like that hey you right though he does not know nothing about the

    • @luap502nd
      @luap502nd Місяць тому +2

      Its Kremlim Propaganda
      Culture propaganda

    • @JujutsuF3IN
      @JujutsuF3IN Місяць тому

      ​@GloriaFoster-dq8dm bro it's propaganda.

    • @dakotaandella3323
      @dakotaandella3323 Місяць тому +2

      He’s probably from Russia

    • @FerocityBe-roblox
      @FerocityBe-roblox Місяць тому

      @@dakotaandella3323yea

  • @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
    @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot 10 місяців тому +191

    Russian military in Russian media:🔝
    Russian military the moment they enter Ukraine: 😤😭😠👶

    • @DeusLich
      @DeusLich 9 місяців тому +15

      So true

    • @user-iu3yw5os3y
      @user-iu3yw5os3y 9 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @jonathanglzplz894
      @jonathanglzplz894 9 місяців тому +6

      Vietnam 😂😂😂

    • @samuela.botello2881
      @samuela.botello2881 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jonathanglzplz894Soviet Afghan war 😂😂😂

    • @godskongofwar898
      @godskongofwar898 9 місяців тому +11

      @@jonathanglzplz894if it wasn’t for America, Russia would be speaking German right now…

  • @militaryman6305
    @militaryman6305 4 години тому

    The fact that I watched this video then immediately afterwards got a video abt the marine corps💀

  • @kirboMusic
    @kirboMusic 4 дні тому +1

    Russian bias is crazy 💀

  • @ethannannen9508
    @ethannannen9508 5 місяців тому +261

    Number of Americans in this video: 0 number of Russians in this video:0

    • @mateusztoczynski4605
      @mateusztoczynski4605 5 місяців тому +4

      that is the russian army 💀 you can literally find the exact video on youtube for victory day in russia, thats the russian army in mosvow

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 5 місяців тому

      @@mateusztoczynski4605 If you can’t even spell the capital of the country you’re dick riding I highly doubt your source, also, that UA-cam video doesn’t exist

    • @ethannannen9508
      @ethannannen9508 5 місяців тому +1

      You’re literally wrong🫵🤣,foreign militaries are often invited to Moscow to be involved in parades💀💀💀🫵🤣🫵🤣💀🫵🤣🤣💀

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 5 місяців тому +4

      @@ethannannen9508 He’s saying that none of the soldiers aren’t American nor Russian?

    • @MuslimsAreEvil626
      @MuslimsAreEvil626 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mateusztoczynski4605They are Kazakh not Russian.

  • @French_mapping707
    @French_mapping707 11 місяців тому +277

    Eight year olds at 3 AM thanking America’s weak:

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 11 місяців тому

      We are getting weaker. Many highly qualified experienced personnel was kicked out because of the covid vaccine, our military is more focused on diversity training instead of how to kill better, unqualified minorities are being promoted to leadership positions just because they are minorities, the big wigs have replaced the merit system with a diversity inspired system, the military is offering sex change surgery and gender transition hormone treatments to the personnel…… See the pattern?

    • @NaturalDonaldo
      @NaturalDonaldo 11 місяців тому +7

      thanking 💀

    • @French_mapping707
      @French_mapping707 11 місяців тому +2

      @@NaturalDonaldo I have no idea why stuff like that happens

    • @French_mapping707
      @French_mapping707 11 місяців тому +9

      @@NaturalDonaldo Probably because I type fast and I don’t care about what I’m typing

    • @Dirtbagprivate_Usmc_edition
      @Dirtbagprivate_Usmc_edition 11 місяців тому +4

      Slowly but surely we are getting weaker as a nation,military, and our freedom... but fr wth is this kid doing

  • @mauritsdonga7663
    @mauritsdonga7663 2 дні тому

    Meanwhile, Russian soldiers are surrendering in masses. 😂😂😂

  • @YourCookedLilBro
    @YourCookedLilBro 20 днів тому

    The most liked comment is so real, that and the fact there’s a couple of strippers dressed as soldiers compared to 1000 real female soldiers still doesn’t seem intimidating. Not gender wise, it’s the clothes that make them look like their at a captain crunch cosplay party

  • @frame659
    @frame659 10 місяців тому +881

    As a russian, i see this not as an attempt of harassing the USA, but as a harassment of my own country. Honestly, the person that made this should feel ashamed for posting this on UA-cam. Should've compared an actual footage of the US Army instead of what i am seeing right now.

    • @janhermanvanman9581
      @janhermanvanman9581 10 місяців тому +20

      How is a 3 day hot war against Ukraine going? 😂
      2 Days to Kiev 😂
      2 weeks to English Channel 😂
      Most of your tanks ended up in a space mission after meeting Javelins and MBT laws, more equipment abandoned to save stolen toilets for just 3% of US Army budget.

    • @frame659
      @frame659 10 місяців тому +112

      @@janhermanvanman9581 I'm not gonna be arguing with you as i see absolutely no point in doing so, but thank you for sharing your opinion on the conflict tho, i hope that you'll enjoy your day over there.

    • @raizel2601
      @raizel2601 10 місяців тому

      @@frame659eh don’t listen to these dumb people, I’m American myself and see nth wrong with other loving their own country

    • @ericcaldwell2074
      @ericcaldwell2074 10 місяців тому +48

      As an American from a small town I respect your honesty. Also I would like to say the world shouldn't believe that's those few in America who constantly spew the gay propaganda narrative represents Americans. A lot of Americans don't like and do not agree with the woke whiners.

    • @T-14theeLeopard
      @T-14theeLeopard 10 місяців тому +18

      Glad to see another Russians input. Majority of my family are from Moscow except for my father who’s American. But yea, I do agree with you. The whole “Russian Bias” thing is really annoying, like you can’t compare people in military uniforms to people in service respectfully

  • @camdenkeeton2411
    @camdenkeeton2411 11 місяців тому +247

    Bro graduated from his Mom’s Basement

  • @ipapopa_yt
    @ipapopa_yt 16 днів тому

    Bro graduated from floor mopping 💀

  • @Giitzerland
    @Giitzerland 11 місяців тому +698

    Whoever made this is missing part of their brain, the part containing reality.

    • @melihbayleon749
      @melihbayleon749 11 місяців тому +1

      Bro still thinking russian army is strong after all wars made against russians were failed cuz winter and westerns helped him 💀💀💀💀

    • @flamethrower523
      @flamethrower523 11 місяців тому +6

      and on LGBT, he guessed right

    • @alexmac1567
      @alexmac1567 11 місяців тому +27

      ​@@flamethrower523nope because there has been gay people in the army for years and they be kicking ass

    • @CalikoFirearms
      @CalikoFirearms 11 місяців тому

      @@alexmac1567not a fan of a lot of gay people (they can be REALLY annoying sometimes) but yea, if US is invaded or some shit, I’m gonna love ol’ Jimmy who likes the big dick to come save me

    • @Venoxisguides
      @Venoxisguides 11 місяців тому

      ​@@alexmac1567taking it in the ass you mean?

  • @cylinder7186
    @cylinder7186 10 місяців тому +431

    Bro showed like 20 women in a costume and called it “amEriCaN aRmY”

    • @jbstarkiller4626
      @jbstarkiller4626 9 місяців тому +4

      That’s the joke

    • @Your.typical.German.2.
      @Your.typical.German.2. 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@jbstarkiller4626someone says this is like a propaganda account but untrained RussIan conscripts would like to say other wise

    • @jbstarkiller4626
      @jbstarkiller4626 9 місяців тому

      @@Your.typical.German.2. um ok🤨

    • @dfasd32
      @dfasd32 9 місяців тому

      It is not a joke, trust me, many Russian "patriots" think like that.

  • @aslightlysanescientist3874
    @aslightlysanescientist3874 15 днів тому

    Bro graduated from a crash test facility

  • @manfacenugget551
    @manfacenugget551 10 днів тому

    Remember how the USA destroyed Wagner and Syrian army in 2018 without even 1 casualty?

  • @Nevermore_neverless
    @Nevermore_neverless Місяць тому +217

    Russian army:"im so strong." russian army in Finland:

    • @izutea3296
      @izutea3296 Місяць тому +26

      USA's army in the Vietnam and Afghanistan

    • @M16A3
      @M16A3 Місяць тому +28

      the Soviets army in Afghanistan:

    • @user-nr7yt5yn9o
      @user-nr7yt5yn9o 27 днів тому +17

      ​@@izutea3296how many other wars have US won, more then they've lost for sure

    • @izutea3296
      @izutea3296 27 днів тому

      @@user-nr7yt5yn9o so... How many wars have Russia won? More then US :)

    • @Necromanter
      @Necromanter 24 дні тому +12

      Fun fact: Russian army vs Finnish army = Vyborg is Russian territory. Russian Army vs. Japanese Army = Kuril Islands territory of the Russian Federation. Wtf?😁

  • @DahoodianSigma
    @DahoodianSigma 7 місяців тому +173

    Putin 100% owns this channel 😂😂😂

  • @gatorbyte5254
    @gatorbyte5254 15 днів тому

    Anyone who thinks those dancers are part of the USA military needs their head checked.

  • @archerrush9446
    @archerrush9446 3 дні тому

    🇮🇳 🤝 🇷🇺
    India always stands by friends who stood alongside us in the time of need. Thank you Russia for 1971

  • @ralphsaavedra2326
    @ralphsaavedra2326 10 місяців тому +732

    Let's face it, at this point Beyonce's army of dancers are better funded than the actual Russian military