@Not Mick Blotters yeah agreed man. Writing is only like 30-40% if that. Some of the best comedians can just start riffing on a topic and whether the things they're saying are actually funny or not they're killing. I do think Sam would have a pretty solid shot at doing it tho. He's quick whitted and really likeable if he could atleast come across as confident onstage I think he'd be okay.
Darksepheroth what kind of stuff are you into, I can give you some recommendations. If you say General Sam is definitively the best, no joke you are missing out
I'm more impressed that you can stay connected long enough to buy an outfit like that. Been trying all week and I can't stay on for longer than a couple of minutes.
Every few months I come back to this when it pops up in my algo. I feel a wash of good nostalgia when I hear the Jippy tune and that voice. Keep doin you, man.
Canned corn in the game is about 2 dollars. irl it's a dollar. So by your calculations rdr corn is worth about 56 dollars in real life. Rdr economy has no real world application. Besides, when anything worthwhile in the game costs hundreds of dollars, playing for pennies is some low stakes boah
God I love when you use Jippy's music. Also MORE KENSHI! AND MORE BRyAN! Bryan is honestly the funniest guy on the channel besides you, I wish he uploaded his own shit more.
Hi I am your biggest fan. I love watching your videos when my wife’s boyfriend, Tyrone, comes over. I go into my tiny home and your videos are always enough for me to laugh louder than whatever my wife is doing inside. Afterwards she might let me sleep in the same bed as her.
General my dog died today and you helped me so much ( she was 5 yr old ) and i just want to say have a good memorial weekend and keep your horses in the back.
In RDR1 there was a stranger mission where you had to get money for a guy wanting to buy a property and the mission forced you to earn it by playing poker, wrong way of teaching kids 😂
“Dutch, we got Pinkertons on our tail and you want us to rob a Gucci Store?”
“We gotta Grip that Drip, Arthur. Have some Goddamn faith cuh.”
"I...i....i mean A'ight, dutch if you say so bro."
“Ahhh get a black bone black lung, now look Dutch we gotta move. Leave the money, and cowpoke back there behind”
Oosh
Oh yeah yeah
If I had horses I’d have a Gucci saddles for every one of them.
*poker video* "wtf does calling do??" Yea this will be a good video
basically negreanu
Sam I swear to God, if we don't get an update on the Chadbots I'm going to frick you up.
He’s got the chadcrabs
@The Happy Cajun i love crabs
Im still depending on Chadbots to decide whether or not to buy the game!!
Kyle Bustos I think the chadbots era is done
Yeah we need more kenshi
Now that outfit is really
𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘲𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯
Nice
@@aaronh.24 what u just wrote a year ago don't make no sense
@@aaronh.24 no
"I have coupons" is the best comeback to someone calling you poor that I've ever heard
Drip
still dont know who the heck that guy was
Happens to the best of us.
There's a good chance he didin't know who you were either.
_sick burn._
balls
balls of the gay variety
@@camdogfall6264 Testicles in the area of homosexuality
Buys a 500 dollar outfit to inspire confidence in putting down 5 cent bets in poker
Serious question, where do I find the outfit?
@@MarkySauce in rdr2 online
Drip
Only way to play poker is high stakes five dollar hands minimum
“Did the internet telephone break?”
Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, thanks Sam.
He said ring tard
As a poor soul who has spent many a days explaining facebook to old people using it, _this hit me right at home._
Hello?
Drip
literally read this as he said it lmao
you need to do stand up comedy dude your writing is always so funny
I'm too scared of public speaking
General Sam dude do it everyone would love you
@@jamesberretta1812 ikr he would be great
General Sam do some bits in front of the green screen. You already have an audience of 1mil no stand up club I know of holds that many people.
@Not Mick Blotters yeah agreed man. Writing is only like 30-40% if that. Some of the best comedians can just start riffing on a topic and whether the things they're saying are actually funny or not they're killing. I do think Sam would have a pretty solid shot at doing it tho. He's quick whitted and really likeable if he could atleast come across as confident onstage I think he'd be okay.
I'd like to imagine there was an actual group of friends in the old west who'd gamble in bars and talk to eachother like this
KEEP IT SIMPLE 😎
DONT BLOW IT 😎
COUNT YA MONEY 😎
Lmao gay
Billy Burr
@I C no u
god i wanna gamble my house away now thanks for encouraging the youth to gamble sam!
Why stop at your house? Gamble RUSSIA and make some money!
Drip
My 6th grade english teacher thought us poker in class.
Gets up from seat
“Fair played..”
*_proceeds to kill everyone_*
The poker is it’s own lobby, so you couldn’t do that even if you wanted to
Malachi Constant yeah. Thats the one thing that dissapointed me about poker
@@kloinkysploink2840 what's the point if I can't gun down my friend for taking my 6 cent
Rule #1 of playing like Sam:
Act like you know exactly what you’re doing as soon as possible
Seems legit
M1996A1 Especially if you have no idea what you’re doing.
Drip
hello?
Evening buster
Gday ol sport
Telephone internet as sam said
shut up aqua
Hands down the funniest part of the video
"I can finally afford a new saddle for Abigail Shapiro"
Drip
Khazar milkies
Why would you cover those feets tho?
I got Abagail Shapiro in the back 🏇
Y'all do realize that's the name of Sam's horse, right?
Night Owl YT no shit
@@thedankgunslinger8948 duuuurrr no we dont. Moron.
I love jippy's beat so much. Perfect for little mindless freestyles while you're bored at work
Sams music taste is fucking fire tbh
especially Jippy, really helps when im bored doing math in class.
Sam got those Gucci suspenders I see you
I think we should all take a moment to recognize the hot fire tunes in the background of these vids by jippy. He is underrated :((((
I love Bryan's reactions to Sam winning. "FOUR FIVES?!"
Sam is unsurprisingly really good at games where lies and deceit are at the foreground
No ads on start up, this is gonna be a good one.
General Sam has secured the cowboy bag my guy
I love how red dead 2 has gotten people interested in fishing
And horses.
Bought & downloaded kenshi today. Was mugged then enslaved while I was reading the tutorials. Pause button is very important.
On that notification squad boiii. You're the best creator on UA-cam General sam.
Darksepheroth what kind of stuff are you into, I can give you some recommendations.
If you say General Sam is definitively the best, no joke you are missing out
Hey man, we don't appreciate that kind of language here OP. This is a community of low expectations. Take your "nice guy" attitude somewhere else.
Only man who can make a cowboy drip like a leaking tap, is Samuel.
"Dutch, we gonna rob that bank?"
"Nah Arthur, we can play poker and get rich"
I mean, Arthur does get rich af finessing someone on poker.
I just launched rdr2 and I get this notification
New boot goofin' 😭😭
I'm more impressed that you can stay connected long enough to buy an outfit like that. Been trying all week and I can't stay on for longer than a couple of minutes.
Every few months I come back to this when it pops up in my algo. I feel a wash of good nostalgia when I hear the Jippy tune and that voice.
Keep doin you, man.
Drip like a third day menstrual cycle 👸
second day
love that he gets the best hand while knowing nothing
Brian needs his own channel, he's hilarious!
This video has inspired my entire RDR2 online persona. It’s all about the drip
GD that's a fine Cowboy Hat or Pimp Hat or Ladys Sun Hat so many uses
Its also a porta potty
It's the lady of the houses hat. Hes a drag queen.
Sam stole that hat from a old black woman who just went to church
Man I remember the day this vid dropped. Twer a good day.
Alright now doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
You don’t understand how excited I was when I saw this in my recommended
I’ve watched this 11 times now and it’s still as funny as the first time
*walks in to saloon* “hopefully I’ll have some luck” *comes out with Gucci on and all of the females*
Notification squad keeping it moist
He'll yeah
Extra moist
Extra moist like a you know what
@@AdmiralBiach a nice refreshing glass of water
That moment when you come in the first 8 minutes and there's already 3.2k views and 123 comments
What happened to our lucrative fishing establishment?
Nerfed. lul
Black Lithium what a sad bruh moment.
1 dollar in 1890 was worth about 28 dollars usd in 2019 so $6:60 is about 185 dollars,this is a high stakes game
Canned corn in the game is about 2 dollars. irl it's a dollar. So by your calculations rdr corn is worth about 56 dollars in real life. Rdr economy has no real world application.
Besides, when anything worthwhile in the game costs hundreds of dollars, playing for pennies is some low stakes boah
Neeeeeeeeerd
Dat autism is beautiful
@@kendalllingard6936 that made no sense
God I love when you use Jippy's music.
Also MORE KENSHI! AND MORE BRyAN! Bryan is honestly the funniest guy on the channel besides you, I wish he uploaded his own shit more.
Hi I am your biggest fan. I love watching your videos when my wife’s boyfriend, Tyrone, comes over. I go into my tiny home and your videos are always enough for me to laugh louder than whatever my wife is doing inside. Afterwards she might let me sleep in the same bed as her.
Tyrone is bisexual.
Thank JC this has been added
who are you
I just love Sams intros so much
I absolutely love your editing style.
After this I’m more than certain Sam would be very comfortable in the Wild West.
As we all would be. Damn gov'ment
Get that drip Sam, and I ain't talking about an STD
That cowboy drip makin me flip by golly
"sometimes when you have a really good hand you should fold, so people don't really know what you up to
that way you don't fold in bad hands only"
*_You played them like a damn fiddle_*
That part when you all went silent and Aqua is like "Hello". Killed me. Lol
I come back to watch this video every month idk why this is my favorite video out of all of them.
Remember children gambling is a great source of income. Go get the drip gamers
Sam hasn't been gamblin he's secretly been
TRAPPIN
*”Oy GaVaL wE WuZ lAmP sHaDeS”*
*General Sam, Notorius Rhabbi*
"New boot goofin'."
I here I was, thinking I'm the only person on the entire planet who's seen that masterpiece of a show.
This is my favorite red dead vid so far
I missed seeing that desperate combover and patchy beard in the intro...i'll led it slide this once
This video is just,
Someone says something
Someone says funny remark
Sam wheezes
Repeat
Fuckin superb keep it up
Literally played poker the whole time in a virtual world. 10/10 would watch again. shit was hilarious
Hey Sam. Lookin' fresh my guy. AguaFPS is my favorite unlockable character.
Love the RDR online vids, Keep up the good work.
Judaism 2: This Time.. IT'S PERSONAL
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... was waiting for another RDO video from you
Holy shit, I actually almost choked at 5:19...that reaction nearly killed me
Love your content all the way to the end bro !
The intro to this video was probably the funniest shit ive ever heard. Thank you
how do you play poker on online
General my dog died today and you helped me so much ( she was 5 yr old ) and i just want to say have a good memorial weekend and keep your horses in the back.
I love lighting a cig while listening to your voice. It relaxes the senses.
I’m 14
Been saving this video all day always a treat when you upload.
When Sam starts reusing thumbnail quotes, ya know ya been here for a while.
Damn, Sam became an actual sub-human since his spawn has grown... _This is an improvement_
I come for the opening monologue and stay for the shenanigans
I got dealt a bunch of Pokemon energy cards lmafo
I'm gonna use my Red Dead earnings to buy General Sam merch gamers
with those earnings i cant even comprehend how much drip sams going to get. He gonna hit up gucci, supreme. the works
Its nice to see a man with familiar tastes in hats
When you realize Sam took the pirate skeleton‘s hat from sea of thieves.
For some reason this was max comfy to watch.
Out of all of your friends I think Brian is one of the funniest
Sam is hootin' hollerin' with his cowboy D R I P
Don’t blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count ya money.
Omg please make more poker vids man so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing, thanks for the video Sam
This is just like "Gunk" by Jaxon Hill. Crazy.
General Sam drip go wooo!
the only meme that will never die is the cod hitmarkers
Is it locked to $5 in the US or something? Why they playing with shrapnel for?
“Pickled penis” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m using that now
The most underrated youtuber ever
In RDR1 there was a stranger mission where you had to get money for a guy wanting to buy a property and the mission forced you to earn it by playing poker, wrong way of teaching kids 😂
This drip got you in heat