The Best of Patrice Oneal Pt 1.........
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
- These are my favorite Patrice Oneal at his best going off on different situations discussing his logic and such and its all put together in one video enjoy........
Discussing race with Opie and Norton 0:00
Goes off on the TSA 0:59:49
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"Just cuz I'm paranoid, don't mean somebody isn't trying to kill me" funny shit.
Patrice you saw the future!!! I miss you everyday
I hope you realise he knew he was talking s**t. He even says in this clip he is trying to provoke.
Imagine actually having these thoughts for real though.
@@OrphansCorpse Unless you go educate yourself on the topic and are ready to see things from somebody else land, you wouldn't understand his points...but i don't blame you...like he said the reason why ppl don't understand is because they don't have to go back learn about history...
@@808heat7 'truly educate'
Words said by people that don't have a valid point.
If you listened to Patrice he would of roasted and disliked anyone who supports BLM.
I'll stay informed, you remain the ignorant victim you desperately want to be.
Bye.
@@808heat7 imagine still blaming slavery in why you’re personally failing at life. Pathetic paranoid loser
Patrice was so real, saddened me that this great comedian passed away!
I could listen to that man for days.
Johnnythefirst .
How bout years ?... ive been listening to patreeky since '14
Who, Opie? Yeah me too. He always adds so much to the conversation and he is so insightful. Hahaha just kidding. Opie is a dull, unfunny crybaby. Patrice never had a bad show while doing O and A. He is a legend.
@@raulduke3237 Me . . . 2010 maybe 11.
I do. I watch every video I come across
"Opie, you don't understand because you're saying that to me." Patrice was on no money.
I miss Patrice, the best comedians are funny because they tell the honest brutal truth.
It's a shame that Patrice O'Neal died so young. He was so great. Him being on the Alex Jones show (before AJ went TOTALLY nuts) right before he died was a big thing. He showed his open minded ways and how intelligent he was. Alex Jones souled his $0ul a long time ago, but in 2010, Alex Jones wasn't nearly as bad and even at that time I thought AJ was legit. What a big loss for the comic and general world. RIP Patrice O'Neal 😥
I love when people underestimated Patrice cause he was a big, silly, comedian...you never realized how much of a genius this was until you argued with him! There's no winning against Patrice....unless you're BoBo....
BrotherBlaccspider I just want to thank you so much for this great playlist of the great mr. P himself, the one and only Patrice O'Neal. Truly one of the greatest of all time. And I'm really grateful for this. I really want to thank you from my heart. May god rest his soul, and may God bless his family.
Awwww poor Opie he had such a hard life. Pray for him
You're an idiot
@@ELJOEY420 he's beung sarcastic
Leave it alone
lol 😂
Aww poor black people still crying about shit from 150 years ago: boohoo
I would love to continue his message on comedy stages😇
Do it
Patrice is right
The slave owners got an immediate apology and reparations for the loss of slaves.
We get a half ass apologize 300 years later,
But no equity distribution such as reparations
And you’re still crying about it 300 years later. Imagine blaming your personal failure at life on something that never directly affected you. That’s pathetic. Also only 2% of people owned slaves and they were mostly Jews. But you’ll still blame white people that had nothing to do with it.
“See THATS why we like Byron!” 😂😂😂😂
Look how right Patrice was today... smh #longlivepatrice
Exactly what I’m thinking as in listening to these clips... I’m so glad these videos exist because he had great points on so many topics going on today
2024... homie is still on point
1:09:30
"There's a guy in a basement right now trying to figure out how to kill me with shampoo"
LOL!
Nathan Waldmann he wasn't lying!
Deep.
What a smart man. It's sad he's dead.
Is it just me , or has every “black guy” thats called into the show ever sounded like a black guy, ever? I feel like patrice ever so subtlety suggested that either of these dummies was white
He was so ahead of his time
Arnold isnt mediocre. Anyone here ever hear bill burrs bit about Arnold?
Thanks for the uploads man
Patrice is in beast mode better than any stand up.
Patrice wouldve been amazing to have during Trump because I have no idea what he wouldve thought and it would have been amazing and well thought out, agree or disagree
It's real. You can notice how different Patrice is from the rest. And Patrice is right, it's the undertone and gut feeling of racism that is always there. I say this from being a Cuban immigrant from when I was 9 yrs old. Now I'm 32.
Have you seen Andrew Schultz's bit about Cuban refugees? It's pretty hilarious
good stuff. cant wait to get to part 2
51:51 “Prada shoes” 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂😂
Wow. He is ahead 🫡
This was epically awesome! Wld love to hear more!
Havent listened yet just saw the title
NICE
Africans don't tell us anything, how would we know. HOW WOULD WE KNOW makes Patrice's point all the more valid.
I laughed so much at the last part. Patrice was a genius
Anthony's FK'n "Tower of Babel" of a Mountain he had to climb down from!
I enjoyed this debate.
"LightBuuuulb" I don't know how...but it takes me out every time.
This was epically
Thx for doin this
"Sherpa from the future" LMAO
Thanks Brother B
The woman in the distant far right is standing mere FEET from a legend...
Patrice comp!?
Fuckin' love you, buhdee
It is one thing to be treated like garbage
Vrs being treated like you are non human.
Even in this day 2022
"I'd be funny if I knew the right words."
Not if you had a thesaurus and 10 interns feeding you lines, Opie.
dude!! Post more of these videos PLEASE!! Patrice was the man!! can't belive he is gone! R.I.P best comedian ever!!!!
opie reminds me of oatmeal
I JUST SAVED 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
Bullshit
To paraphrase Patrice ''It should be called a brutal lie, not brutal honesty'' And I agree :)..The truth is just the truth, and lying to someone or pretending is really being brutal to the one you pretending or lying to.
BlaccEagle word.
My thing: Obama isnt black or white,he's a politician.. Something not human,just its own separate entity.
Jimmy made some great points.. Very great points
thanks:)
is there dl for this and the other parts?
Also the caller could probably answer if Patrice wasn't yelling over him the entire time holy shit lol
"Your people" -Opie
That explains his mentality!
his OJ take is brilliant
love patrice :( god damn
Patrice is definitely right about the president not being able to affect one group. Our entire country is set up that way. The founders hated the emotional rollercoaster of one-person-one-vote democracy installed safeguards and rails and checks and balances to mitigate the risk of a majority monopolizing political power and being able to oppress exploit a minority group the same way a King centuries before had... there is very little if any difference between a tyrannical majority and a tyrannical King... the main difference being the tyrannical majority can individually deflect responsibility for any potential atrocities/Injustice that for example like WWII Germany comes to fruition 5 years down the road. Anyways long way of saying that's why we have the Electoral College. Prevent the centralization of power and a couple cities from deciding every single election. Also, it's why we have the two-party political system. It's set up in a way that the political parties have to be big tents and open-minded and inclusive whereas in Europe you could have 20 political parties and they can afford to be uncompromising and hold radical / extreme positions if they want to. It's an impossibility in the two-party political structure we have. Every time it's happened the other party has won in a landslide
1:03:06 PURE GENIUS
Jimmy predicts Anthony's meltdown..
I love Patrice. He is probably my favorite comedian of all time and also insanely insightful on most things, but he's wrong here. Not entirely, but on a few key points. We're all in this together and it's going to take everyone to keep improving.
They are making a legit Patrice Oneal documentary check it out for yourself.....
www.indiegogo.com/projects/better-than-you-the-patrice-o-neal-documentary
Im happy to hear this news cause this man was a true genius..A mAns man who told it like was..and he deserves a documentary he was larger than life..
wtf happened to this? It never happened did it. Goddamn Von just ran off with the money.
Really?? I need updates too its past release date
I looked into it, they had investors lined up to finish the project but they couldn't get all the interviews with friends and family that the investors expected so the project was canceled :/ They have a Facebook page that talks about it, I think it's called "I'm better than you" or something.
I fucking knew that would happen. Fucking knew Von was scamming. She's been shady after his death.
Sounds like my stoned friends talking to eachother.
how come?
what about the draft riots in new york?
His IQ is staggering
opie is a genuine avatard
interesting
Hahahahaha what movie was that 120:00
But I love him
I love Patrice and I have to say, this is the FIRST time I've ever heard any marginally descriptive explanation as to why blacks feel the way they do about whites. But ultimately, for him to say that NOTHING has changed since then and NO progress has been made UNTIL blacks magically accept the history of this country seems like a vague and hollow excuse to internalize their own distaste for whites. If its not possible for us to solve YOUR issues then why constantly bring up the fact that its harder for you?!
If we aren't even afforded the opportunity to empathize with you then what good does it do to talk about it? This is more of the same stuff I've heard SO often "Let me explain how black people feel, and now let me explain how white people feel, WITHOUT HAVING ANY GODDAMN EXPERIENCE AS A WHITE PERSON". Its a "you don't get it, but I do" mentality. Fuck it, you can't argue with a mindset that claims they know all points of view.
Patrice thinks blacks aren't paranoid in this country but frankly I think its a huge part of the issue at this point.
This is why the black lives matter movement exists. We have never forgiven this country, and forgiveness is an emotional thing. We are protesting despite facts about police brutality statistics and there is no one like Patrice Oneal at the forefront to have a logical, meaningful dialogue about these subjects. This man was truly a genius.
totally agree.. he had some good points but whenever Opie/Norton said something that ALOT of white people feel.. Patrice says its not our business... okay, well then stop shoving it down our throats like it is our problem, especially to the people who want to empathize and understand your suffering.. sometimes feel like Patrice isn't looking for the positives as an excuse..
I'm from the Netherlands (Amsterdam) and i grew up in a black neighbourhood.
In a class of 30 i was the only white kid. What SilentMott discribes is spot on of the atmosphere around the subject of black and white.
My mom is jewish so that means i am jewish. I'm not religous, i dont follow any rules (i dont even know what they are) .. but i wish i knew about history when i was in school. If someone gets racy with me because i'm white .. i play my jewcard :D My people have been outcasts forr .... b la bla
colors are meaningless .. everybody is racist .. EVERYBODY .. or perhaps a better term is judgemental .. dont be a cover-judge .. (books / covers and judging .. )
lol .. and now patrice is in the jews part lol :D .. didnt hear that before i posted :D
Your whiteness didn't allow you to get the point...why would we feel things have changed when we still feel like y'all are racist, there wasn't genuine change because y'all didn't feel like what y'all did was fucked up ,it was political and financial that cause social acceptance...
I want this to be known that I will delete comments that I find offensive so if you have a beef take the battle to your channel..........
Obviously you don't live by Patrice's code! He'd clown you for saying this!
Cosby Persuasion apples and oranges
MRIDDLE72 No it isn't. Patrice is great, but he was a huge baby when it came to certain things.
Even in this video, there were moments where his emotions clouded his logic, Jimmy had a better argument, and he didn't accept it.
paddy a the big funnie black irish man who said plenty of real shit and just made it funny on how to deal with it.
i get what patrice oneal is saying about barack and shit . Im dominican (black) but I dont think I've experienced or feel the same way as african-americans. I mean just remember even when slavery was abolished all over europe america was still practicing slavery.
1:18:18
Whats with the skip at 3:48???
Thats my first time hearing it must have been in the original recording.........
51:00 #ADOS
That first caller is not black.
A lot of black people argue over there stances on racism then they say white people wouldn't understand but in reality both them whites and any other race is going to look at issue different depending on the person not the race or color of there skin.
1:03:01
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Fuck, Patrice was so fucking brilliant. But he was kinda fucked up in a lot of ways, like damaged. The same things that made him so cynical and paranoid also made him so funny.
hisvorpalsword stfu. Y'all make me sick, just like everyone else blacks are allowed to entertain you but as soon as he says something real about white ppl y'all start saying bullshit. Y'all some cowards!
Jimmy is 100% correct here.
Patrice was playing the victim way too much.
I love Patrice but this discussion is why I love Little Jimmy so much. Because even though he is on Patrice's side, he is able yo make Anthony's point without sounding nuts or racist. Btw, Cumia > Opie.
TheJASM4collection so you like Jimmy Because he makes the point of a racist lol
Tone_Setter_Brown he makes a logical point that an honest white guy couldn't articulate without being called racist whether he was blunt or tip toed his response.
I don't think it's fair for us to expect white people to know, empathize with and fix a bunch of shit that they can't possibly know since they're white. I'm Jamaican. I don't know how all the different ways racism has affected other types of black people.
I just want whites to not be dicks and have honest conversations like these. Especially a dude like Jimmy. He's a good dude and can match Patrice's logic on the subject about as well as you could hope.
Patrice was fucking brilliant.
HES 100% WRONG ABOUT ARNOLD... normally I don't disagree with him too often it's if I do with the slight disagreement or something that's menial. But to describe him as average or even below-average whatever exact adjectives he used is just completely wrong. He didn't get anything handed to him he worked his tail off and the same crucible that he's describing about Obama is likely present with Arnold
The whole oppression argument sounds like whining about something that will never change. They literally want to erase their history.
I actually agree with opie about white people struggle it’s not a bed or roses for all white people
I like Patrice but he does have that black judgement that’s clouded.
"Don't let it go to you Patrice. Forget the truth. Be a lying shill like us". -Opie and Jim and Anthony
Patrice may not be right all the time, but who is? I respect the man because he always put thought into what he had to say, which is why he was hardly EVER stifled in debates.
An impressive level of unfiltered personal honesty.
but Opie you're white so it doesn't matter haven't you figured that out yet.
gbbhhfc jjnffs lol seems to me only being white matters! White ppl HAAAAATE THE TRUTH!!
If only they had a time machine, they would be shocked at how racial everything is now.
Lol Patrice screaming MEDIOCRE long before the Immorten's War Boys made it cool.
Patrice was so wrong on Arnold - what is mediocre about moving from a foreign country, winning mr olympia multiple times, becoming one of the most paid actors and then becoming governor of CA? If that's mediocre, I'll just give up now.
I'm pretty sure he meant mediocre in the sense of being qualified for the political area.
Jonathan Ploetz lol nobody was asking for his birth certificate white man
Just give up.
For heaven's sake!!!! Why do you get P O'Neal started on racism! HE is a funny guy, discussing a not so funny topic!
Donovan Lee because white ppl need to hear real shit. Something white ppl don't like.
Eric from Cleveland, I think you are white. You don't sound black at all.
Patrice 4got 2 say not ALL white people but the people who MATTER /IN POWER! (n that 1rst segment)
He said it several ways several times.
Dam i dont like Norton and his horrible raspy ugly ignorant theories. Is he still on that show? Did this show get cancelled. Patrice was the main thing .
Patrice Jimmy and Opie were all sooooo wrong about Obama holy shit.
How???
ŦᎳᎬᏞᏉᎬ 30 ƦᎪᎠᎥᏟᎪᏞ Do you hear what they're saying? Patrice himself later admitted that Obama is fucking awful.
Jonjey Comms Oh ok I seee
Obama na!!!
I love patrice but arnold is mediocre? Cmon now. He is superior to obama in every way
DockLoc how is he not? The media and Hollywood made him big. You ever hear speak like Patrice? Y'all are really funny, For the same reason Britney Spears is super famous, is the same reason Patrice isn't. Paying homage to the beast!
Tone_Setter_Brown broham, don't do what white people do. They name call and say shit like that without backing up anything.
Lol no way
Jaequaun Morgan arnold being mediocre is just factually incorrect. Op is right that hes more impressive than obama in basically all ways. Patrice saying hes messiah like and arnold is mediocre is ridiculous
Arnold was mediocre politically is what he was basically saying. And yeah, Obama was Kennedy like, had to be, to get the presidency.
What would stop Slavery if they brought it back. The answer is the 2nd Amendment