Here's some time stamps for when each ending happens if you want to skip ahead to see the ones you didn't get! The Crows - 0:55 The Owls - 2:45 Conductor - 3:52 Hat Kid - 4:55 Auntie - 6:20 The Victim - 7:25
MARRGICAL The way she's bouncing around on top of that makes it look like she's completely in her own world the whole time. "♩Rainbows and kitty cats and homicide and ice cream~♩"
MARRGICAL he is also real pecking crazy. He says you ate the express owl's body parts but he's literally in front of him, his only harm being... Well, the knife.
Conductor: By the way lass... Where didja find the fake blood? Owl: We didn't have any fake blood... HatGirl: *Smiles* Conductor: D-do you know where y-you got it? HatGirl: *whispers* Shhh I got it from the blood of my enemies... and if you tell anyone... you'll be the next one to donate your blood... Conductor: ...... O-ok L-lass
@@TheBESTRamenOfAllTime I know that this is six months late but there's actually an achievement for not getting any clues at all because certain actions make time move forward and you don't need to grab any of the evidence.
*Conductor:* You murdered that owl in cold blood! *Owl:* She just stuck this fake rubber knife on me and told me to play dead. *Hat Kid:* **smiles** *Owl:* Although I don't know from where she got this blood... *Hat Kid:* **demonic smile**
I know now that every choice is "correct", but my first two blind attempts at this mission made it really seem like I figured out a larger conspiracy on my second run which I did for achievements. On my first run I guessed the victim, and I chuckled at the goofy reasoning for the victim faking his death. On my second I guessed the crows (because screw em' for making fun of my SCHNOZ), and then it became my headcannon that in guessing the victim the first time, that allowed the victim to cover for the crows by hiding the fact that he was in cahoots with them all along. Dead Bird Studio is just the best.
First time I played I chose Hat Kid solely because I thought it'd be funny if Hat Kid was like "Okay, I gathered all this evidence and have concluded that I'm the murderer" also the "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" basically compelled me to pick it
The fact that DJ Grooves helped The Conductor come up with a plotline by setting up a "murder" on his train because he was having trouble with making a movie is really cute
So... The conductor says DJ peck Neck won't make a movie as good, even if it's revealed Ms. IS Peck Neck, who "murdered" the express owl to HELP with the conductor's movie. Kinda rude, don't ya think?
As an Ace Attorney fan, I found a few contradictions. I know it's all a plot for a movie and they're most likely playing along with Hat Kid's choice, but still it might be fun to look at this murder critically. Let me know if I missed anything... 1) The victim couldn't have stabbed himself in the back with a knife (rubber or not). AUNTIE also relies on this working unless he, rather DJ Grooves, stepped into the moving train. 2) If CAW wanted to solve a murder to get paid, wouldn't they, you know, solve the murder? Just point a finger/wing and call it a day. Instead, they give up. 3) Hat Kid has an alibi, since she was in front of the train getting a hat and talking to the crows. 4) According to the owls' ending, the victim was chewing gum with his mouth open, but... can they even chew? They just have beaks and no teeth, right? 5) By these points I found, logically the Conductor must have did the 'murder'. He may have "given" the victim the knife, but he may as well be sticking it in his back in the process.
Hat Kid: It was me all along! Conductor: But how? Hat Kid: See my hand? Anyone I point this finger at instantly dies. Conductor: oh ok i think ill just be leaving now
i love hat kid's the most XD and she's just smiling so innocently. she's like" i murdered him so the voice would stop " i'm dying by laughter because of her XDDD
I like the Hat Kid & Victim endings (I personally went with the Victim ending myself) because they're the only two to not use the "sore from playing dead for so long" line.
The Aunti one was the least logical conclution. DJ Grooves would never help the Conductor with a movie. (Not without expecting to claim credit, at least.) ... The crows were acting suspistious. They may be guilty of somthing else, but I don't think they did the murder. ... The owls didn't have a good enoguh motive to make me think it was them. ... Hat Kid may have had a motive, (hard to tell) but no means or opoertunity. ... Personally, I think the Conductor is the most likely. Motive: making an interrsting movie. Means: the knife prop. Opertunity: he owns the train.
DJ Grooves seems like the kind of person who'd help the Conductor. Sure, the Conductor would never accept his help if he knew beforehand, but that's on the Conductor.
Conductor:You did it?! Why yes,it all makes sense! *Music* You spoted him,an lonely victim in your masterfull scheme. Hat kid:*smile :)* Conductor:AND THEN YOU MURRDERED HIM! HIS BODY,LAYED LIKE A MANNEQUIN WHIT BLOOD.SPILLING.EVERYWHERE!! AND THEN,YOU TORE OFF HIS LIMBS AND ATE THEM,ONE BY ONE! YOU KILLED HIM IN COLD BLOOD. That is how it happen,isent it? Hat Kid:*smiles =)* Owl Express (murdered one):She...actually did nothing.She just told me to impale myself in this Rubber Knife and play dead. Hat kid:Will you give me the time piece alredy? Conductor:SHUT UP PECK NECK Anyway you got too far this time!Yer' going to the dog house. Hat kid:Giv me the time piece or ill commit cat crime in your face whit this bat! Conductor and Ms.AUNTIE (actually DJ Grooves):Woah... Conductor:here,just...take it. Hat Kid:yeey *gets it*
The Owl is ProZD~ EDIT: The Owl is not ProZD, Sorry everyone. EDIT 2: IMDB said that Xander Mobus is the "Conductor". The Owl is played by ProZD. www.imdb.com/title/tt3642956/
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Here's some time stamps for when each ending happens if you want to skip ahead to see the ones you didn't get!
The Crows - 0:55
The Owls - 2:45
Conductor - 3:52
Hat Kid - 4:55
Auntie - 6:20
The Victim - 7:25
You forgot not getting any evidence
I've done not getting any evidence myself off camera, you still get the evidence against the conductor regardless and have to pick him.
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"I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop" lmao
22neptun what would be great is if they were referring to the text asking who the murderer was
I think the "voices" might just be controller inputs ;)
And that’s why I love this game
This is probably either 4th wall breaking or her playing it up for the sake of the movie.
The Arch "New Input: kill the owl"
the hat Girl ending his hilarious when you imagine everything that the owl dude's saying is true behind that cute smile
MARRGICAL The way she's bouncing around on top of that makes it look like she's completely in her own world the whole time.
"♩Rainbows and kitty cats and homicide and ice cream~♩"
MARRGICAL he is also real pecking crazy. He says you ate the express owl's body parts but he's literally in front of him, his only harm being... Well, the knife.
The twist is that there's 3 actually dead owl limbs on the train, and that she had another owl fake a death to "improve the movie"...
*dun dun dun*
That or maybe GFB's budget couldn't afford detailed facial and lip movements XD
Conductor: By the way lass... Where didja find the fake blood? Owl: We didn't have any fake blood... HatGirl: *Smiles*
Conductor: D-do you know where y-you got it? HatGirl: *whispers* Shhh I got it from the blood of my enemies... and if you tell anyone... you'll be the next one to donate your blood... Conductor: ...... O-ok L-lass
i almost died of laughter when i first saw "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!"
this game is a fucking masterpiece, glad i went in blind
I unfortunately don't have that luxury
@@dilperdeluxe ok
I didn't find hat kids evidence so I didn't see that 😭
@@fall2743you can get time’s up without all of the clues? I thought it automatically happened after exiting the door with the 6th clue
@@TheBESTRamenOfAllTime I know that this is six months late but there's actually an achievement for not getting any clues at all because certain actions make time move forward and you don't need to grab any of the evidence.
"And the smell- *SNIIIIIIIFF* -it woke your inner demons!!"
You'd think he would have gotten alot angrier when he found out DJ grooves helped.
*Conductor:* You murdered that owl in cold blood! *Owl:* She just stuck this fake rubber knife on me and told me to play dead. *Hat Kid:* **smiles** *Owl:* Although I don't know from where she got this blood... *Hat Kid:* **demonic smile**
Oh
OH SHIT
*slowly drive off*
*MIERDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
The blood is movie prop it's still a movie and that untied knot would just make the movie more poppular
But Hat Kid didn't know it was a movie
I know now that every choice is "correct", but my first two blind attempts at this mission made it really seem like I figured out a larger conspiracy on my second run which I did for achievements.
On my first run I guessed the victim, and I chuckled at the goofy reasoning for the victim faking his death. On my second I guessed the crows (because screw em' for making fun of my SCHNOZ), and then it became my headcannon that in guessing the victim the first time, that allowed the victim to cover for the crows by hiding the fact that he was in cahoots with them all along.
Dead Bird Studio is just the best.
Stegomasaurus don't be ashamed of your SCHNOZ
I bet your SCHNOZ is very beautiful.
4 years late but I think your schnoz is the best schnoz there is
They were making fun of my "UR MOM" bruh
A MYERRRRDERRRR
"Actually, I'm fine."
"Oh."
Conductor: *IT WOKE YER INNER DEMONS!*
Hat Girl: =)
Hat Girl Ending was the best XD
It was WAY too dark. xD
Yea
Hilarious
Why do I want a mod where you are actually a murderer and now everyone is running for there lives trying to get away from you?
@@discringydude7698 you already are a murderer
First time I played I chose Hat Kid solely because I thought it'd be funny if Hat Kid was like "Okay, I gathered all this evidence and have concluded that I'm the murderer" also the "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" basically compelled me to pick it
MIERRRDERRR.
WHOS THE MIERRRRDERRERRRR?
I CANT BE THE MIERRRRDERRERRRR, I'M THE CONDUCTERRRRRR!
Plz, stop rolling your r's so much sir...
YOU WERE THE MIERRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRR ALL ALONG!!!!!
Plz, continue
5:53
Does that look like the face of mercy? I just love how she sits there with the same look for the whole time
No wonder you hate her.....jk
The fact that DJ Grooves helped The Conductor come up with a plotline by setting up a "murder" on his train because he was having trouble with making a movie is really cute
So...
The conductor says DJ peck Neck won't make a movie as good, even if it's revealed Ms. IS Peck Neck, who "murdered" the express owl to HELP with the conductor's movie.
Kinda rude, don't ya think?
*MIERDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
Dummma yes. I said it wrong, but don't blame me for my mistake, you...
PECK NECK.
As an Ace Attorney fan, I found a few contradictions. I know it's all a plot for a movie and they're most likely playing along with Hat Kid's choice, but still it might be fun to look at this murder critically. Let me know if I missed anything...
1) The victim couldn't have stabbed himself in the back with a knife (rubber or not). AUNTIE also relies on this working unless he, rather DJ Grooves, stepped into the moving train.
2) If CAW wanted to solve a murder to get paid, wouldn't they, you know, solve the murder? Just point a finger/wing and call it a day. Instead, they give up.
3) Hat Kid has an alibi, since she was in front of the train getting a hat and talking to the crows.
4) According to the owls' ending, the victim was chewing gum with his mouth open, but... can they even chew? They just have beaks and no teeth, right?
5) By these points I found, logically the Conductor must have did the 'murder'. He may have "given" the victim the knife, but he may as well be sticking it in his back in the process.
I was also having that conclusion. And the conductor knew the name of AUNTIE, even though I only told it to a member of CAW.
you're right but owls do have teeth so yeah they can chew 😂 birds' teeth are one of the most horrific thing i have ever seen lmao
THE VICTIM DID IT?
Wait, does that make it a suicide?
It seems you've seen through my charade.
Murder on the Orient Express: everybody did it
Murder on the Owl Express: anybody did it
0:46 "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" Wait, *W H A T ? !*
I CAN’T BE THE MYRRRRDERERRRRRR! I’M THE CONDUCTORRRRRRRRR!
whut.
Seriously, what?
It wasn’t me!
*Stop.*
Cut it out..
Mierrrderrr On The Owl Express*
Mierrrderr On The Owl Exprrress
Qwerty Uiop meirrderrrr, on the Owel Exprrrrrrress.
Meowderrr on the owl express xD
MMMEEEUUUIIRRRDDEERR!*
the way the conductor says "murder" reminds me of the "An Emergency" line from Dracula dead and loving it
Hat Kid: It was me all along!
Conductor: But how?
Hat Kid: See my hand? Anyone I point this finger at instantly dies.
Conductor: oh ok i think ill just be leaving now
O
6:00 this is the face of pure evil
Rickey Weston really
Definitely. She will MESS YOU UP
"Does this look like the face of mercy to you?"
play using the Permasmug badge make her more evil lmao
She’s staring at you....MENACINGLY!!!
i love hat kid's the most XD
and she's just smiling so innocently. she's like" i murdered him so the voice would stop " i'm dying by laughter because of her XDDD
I really like the Conductor's voice :)
Hat Kid MIERRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRERRRRRR
Well, Cappy and Hat Kid finally met. The world is doomed.
"i had to do it or the voices wouldnt stop"
you uh tryna tell us something hat kid
closet full of skeleton and knife on toybox in her spaceship make it more sense
0:47 "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!"
Something is genuinely wrong with this person.
It took me a few seconds, but the conductor's voice reminds me of Scrooge mcDuck.
crazyconan28 Bird with a Scottish accent. Of course.
the increasing zoom on Hat Kid's face during her confession absolutely slays me.
I love the gag of how Film Noir it is. The music, the black and white sepia tinted movie, they even crop the screen to be wider like a movie.
Conductor: YOU ATE HIS LIMBS 1 BY 1 LIKE AN ANIMAL LURSTING FOR BLOOOD YOU MYEERRRRDERRRD HIM IN COOOLD BLOOD
hat kid: *intensive finger gun dancing*
Gets blamed for horrible sounding and cruel crimes. Has big smile on face entire time
I can't be the Murrrrderrreerr, I'm the conductorrrrr
the hat kid ending went form about a 4 to a perfect 10 instantly
Bun did it. It was Bun!
why :(
Bun I know who it was! Samurai Joe! He attacked the owl and I'm just kidding, I stabbed him with the rubber knife on accident.
No, Hat Kid just stuck this fake rubber knife on him and told him to play dead.
But... why? Why merr-derr one of the Express Owls?
goddamit bun
5:58
In
COOOOLLLD...
*B L O O D*
(I died at that.)
xander mobus (conductor voice actor) needs to be given a medal
God I love the voice acting
4:58 top 10 anime plot twists.
A group of crows is called a "murder", just saying...
Yes
I did the victim the first time I played but the Hat Kid one is genuinely hilarious.
So everyone did it?
Wyat Gamer1 yes it was a group effort
They all bought a rubber knife and then made up reasons
I love how Hat kid just smiles as her reveal comes along lmao it's absolutely gold
I love how there's just a Pon watching the whole scene of this.
I'm surprised the conductor doesn't care that DJ Groves is helping him.
Hey the Crow's did do it because they are a murderer of Crow's get it.
The only thing worse than a murddddddddder on my owl express is... FRAUD, FRAAAAAAAUD!!!
my favorite area of the game
lol it just keeps zooming on hat kid's smile.
Hallo alle die von Zombey kommen 😂😂
lol
I love how the conductor says "Wuzzah what?"
A murder... on a train... and they all did it... HMMMMMMMMMM
I love the editing! props to you! ignore that I'm like 2 years behind.
Wait, is that a slime rancher profile pic? Well you get a sub from me!
I love it just zooms in on Hat Kid's face.
I like the Hat Kid & Victim endings (I personally went with the Victim ending myself) because they're the only two to not use the "sore from playing dead for so long" line.
When I played it first time I picked the victim
I love the sax part.
The Aunti one was the least logical conclution. DJ Grooves would never help the Conductor with a movie. (Not without expecting to claim credit, at least.)
...
The crows were acting suspistious. They may be guilty of somthing else, but I don't think they did the murder.
...
The owls didn't have a good enoguh motive to make me think it was them.
...
Hat Kid may have had a motive, (hard to tell) but no means or opoertunity.
...
Personally, I think the Conductor is the most likely.
Motive: making an interrsting movie.
Means: the knife prop.
Opertunity: he owns the train.
DJ Grooves seems like the kind of person who'd help the Conductor. Sure, the Conductor would never accept his help if he knew beforehand, but that's on the Conductor.
Turns out, everyone did it.......Even the victim did it and you.
Conductor:You did it?!
Why yes,it all makes sense!
*Music*
You spoted him,an lonely victim in your masterfull scheme.
Hat kid:*smile :)*
Conductor:AND THEN YOU MURRDERED HIM!
HIS BODY,LAYED LIKE A MANNEQUIN WHIT BLOOD.SPILLING.EVERYWHERE!!
AND THEN,YOU TORE OFF HIS LIMBS AND ATE THEM,ONE BY ONE!
YOU KILLED HIM IN COLD BLOOD.
That is how it happen,isent it?
Hat Kid:*smiles =)*
Owl Express (murdered one):She...actually did nothing.She just told me to impale myself in this Rubber Knife and play dead.
Hat kid:Will you give me the time piece alredy?
Conductor:SHUT UP PECK NECK
Anyway you got too far this time!Yer' going to the dog house.
Hat kid:Giv me the time piece or ill commit cat crime in your face whit this bat!
Conductor and Ms.AUNTIE (actually DJ Grooves):Woah...
Conductor:here,just...take it.
Hat Kid:yeey *gets it*
*"A MYURRDDERR? ON MY OWL EXPRESS?"*
when you choose yourself,
the conducter gos too far
I want that sax riff as a ringtone.
That’s something I never knew I needed
This is one of the greatest games of all time. The best choice? Hat Kid, obviously
No wonder DJ Grooves’ movies have no plots, he’s too busy helping the Conductor write his movies. That’s actually really sweet
7:34 the way he says that though XD
I chose the conductor because he's hilarious and I love.
But I'm like
Did I pick wrong?
I can see that I did NOT
The Owl is ProZD~
EDIT: The Owl is not ProZD, Sorry everyone.
EDIT 2: IMDB said that Xander Mobus is the "Conductor". The Owl is played by ProZD.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3642956/
Actually not, apparently he's voiced by someone called 'Xander Mobus'
No way...he sounds just like ProZD. Oh well..I guess doing the "dorky Phoenix" voice isn't that hard to pull off.
Yeah, the owl's Xander Mobus, who's the announcer for Smash Bros. proZD IS the CAW agents, though.
Okay, I think this is a bit confusing, from what I'm finding. Apparently, Xander Mobius is the "Conductor" not the "Express Owls" who is ProZD.
Soo any option...i would agree on the caw agents thing and the pretend corpse it is resonable
What's funny is that on my first playthrough, I named my auntie Schmuck, not knowing that was what they would call who you accused 🤣
just the way hat kid looked when it was her ending xD
Hat Kid just opened the way to so many annpying creepypastas
I chose the victim cause I saw on his eyes that he is alive and I didn't know that the others also could be murders lol
That *Pling* after every speech makes the game be less dramatic.
Seriously Robin, dont chew with your mouth open.
He also didn't want to clean the Owl Express.
ChocIce75 Get it together, Robin.
Everyone chose Hat Kid on their first time. No way to deny it.
The conductor makes me want to side with DJ grooves so he isn’t the villain.
I wonder if anyone has named the Auntie "Djannis" just to be funny. Twist aside, the cardboard faces both ways just like the Greek Djannis.
1:05 C.A.W agents crying in confess
Y'know, I should have gone with the murder of crows.
"You can't blame a dead owl"
lmao ever heard of suicide?
I think the Conductor is the default choice.
Anyone knows how to get the mximun amount of points in this mission?
all pons, all conductor tokens, all evidence collected, and dont get seen
0:48 not blaming hat girl.
I loved the COHNDUCTORRRRR ending :D
Well conductor movies are way harder cuz you get pursued by time. DJ Groves movies are just free roam
or the voices wouldn't stop!
the conductor is the best character in my opinion
My right speaker had fun.
the express owls were voiced by prozd
ZOMBEY !
am I the only one who thinks the conductor sounds like Scrooge McDuck and looks like a Kobold from Order of the Stick?
6:31 Mettaton?! oh.... no.. it was DJ Grahooooves
I found out that a flock of crows is called a murder
Now whenever you see a flock of crows, you can say you saw a murder. Your conversations will never be boring again!
I WANT THIS GAME ON SWITCH
Wait, she ate the owl?.... but the feathers....
why does the conductor's voice remind me of Scrooge McDuck?