You should listen to one of the live performances he did at dragon con. Hilarious. Especially the sobbing of "My ass can't take much more. I can't survive another Outer Rim Job..."
Hope you guys have seen Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss; Maxwell Atoms (Billy and Mandy) makes a cameo, i seriously hope Voltaire does as well, commentary like will fit right in. Yes, that was innuendo.
@@phaethos have you seen Daria Cohen's Vampair series? She takes various songs(mostly voltaire) and combines them with original animations to tell a story of a vampire pair.
the original version of this song came up on my pandora this morning and I just had to look it up to hear it again. lo and behold, this exists. blessed be.
I thought I hated country music. I was wrong; I hate country artists. You, sir, are fantastic in any genre. This song is fantastic and hilarious and just...I love you. Never stop creating.
I might get kicked out of the library I'm in because I'm laughing too hard... ohmygod... XD I'm never going to see the Cantina scene the same ever again.
I had a feeling that this song would rock me so I put off listing to it for three weeks and I thought I was ready, but considering how stupefied I was/am. I most definitely was not ready. Great song tho.
It's got to be bad that as soon as I heard hammerhead, my mind went "What was the Ithorian's name again?" And then I had to look it up... Momaw Nadon...
How to make your nerdy, gothic, Bulgarian BF laugh for 45 minutes to an hour...BE THE NERDY, GOTHIC, AMERICAN GF THAT INTRODUCES HIM TO VOLTAIRE VIA THE BITREKTUAL ALBUM! THEN GET ON TO OTHER "FUN" THINGS SOME OF THE KIDS HERE SHOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT UNTIL LAER AND MAKES ME WONDER WHAT THEY ARE DOING HERE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! ;)!!!
How does this almost eight minute long song about the anal rape of a teenage boy have me almost crying I'm laughing so hard lmfao we're all terrible people
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This is one of those songs you don't want certain people knowing you listen to... But you can't stop listening.
Better than almost singing it during a family get together like a holiday. xD
Oh my god. You've just given me a way out of Thanksgiving dinner.
+HeSheXie THE FUCK U MEAN i listened to this yesterday and i showed it to 7 people
I play/sing this song in public xD people just don't care about strangers enough to listen to the lyrics of "some random country song" xD
You can't pray the gay away and this song
"It don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek, but if you spread them both of for Jabba you're not a man." Greatest line in a song, ever.
Note to self: If you go to Tatooine, and see Voltaire there, get the crap out'ta there.
Why would you want to get out of there? (・ωｰ)
You should listen to one of the live performances he did at dragon con. Hilarious. Especially the sobbing of "My ass can't take much more. I can't survive another Outer Rim Job..."
jason sexton THATS FUCKING LEGENDARY
Hope you guys have seen Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss; Maxwell Atoms (Billy and Mandy) makes a cameo, i seriously hope Voltaire does as well, commentary like will fit right in.
Yes, that was innuendo.
@@phaethos have you seen Daria Cohen's Vampair series? She takes various songs(mostly voltaire) and combines them with original animations to tell a story of a vampire pair.
@@superanimeniac Aye i've seen The Night, didn't realise there was a whole series :)
@@phaethos yeah, she just finished S1, and has started S2 with "raised by bats"
I guess that explains why Storm Troopers can't seem to shoot straigh.
Okay, bye! : p
jejeje papi!
You are a musical genius, and I would love to see you perform in Anchorage some day.
Im hearing the Goth King singing country about Luke Skywalker becoming a sex slav.e. Im in that universe that MLP NES game came from....
I'm watching Star Wars. I can't watch the Cantina scene the same thanks to this song. I end up cracking up with naughty thoughts.
I'll never look at Star Wars in the same way ever again.
the original version of this song came up on my pandora this morning and I just had to look it up to hear it again. lo and behold, this exists. blessed be.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
I'm getting Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space PTSD...
+MrDaemonGamer HAHAHA! God damnit This! So much this!
Agreed
Jesus those games
I FOUND FELLOW PERVERTS!
MrDaemonGamer yush
I thought I hated country music. I was wrong; I hate country artists. You, sir, are fantastic in any genre. This song is fantastic and hilarious and just...I love you. Never stop creating.
Anybody who can use this as a form of comedy is absolutely brilliant! Voltaire, you are a true genius.
Do you ever do that thing where you're in a semi public place and you see a song you like come up on UA-cam and you click on it without thinking?
Its ok he had it coming did you see how luke was dressed?
I'm glad I had headphones when clicking of this.
What the hell did I just listen ?!
I will forgot that with Zombie Prostitute ...
MrLednard
And Dead Girls, and Cathouse Tragedy...
And Dirtiest Song That Ain’t (kinda). And Sexy Data Tango.
(Groans of increasing discomfort)
Sick Fire Emblem reference
This is great Voltaire! You make some of the best songs I've ever heard. You don't even mince your words. Bravo! So funny!
Geekdom is universal, and why I love this thing... it brings us all together
It doesn't mean your weak if you turn the other cheek, And that's why I go back there every week. XD
I might get kicked out of the library I'm in because I'm laughing too hard... ohmygod... XD I'm never going to see the Cantina scene the same ever again.
When I first heard this at my friend's house, I said. "Wait, what?!?!" I listened very closely, I said "OH MY GOD!!!!!!"
WHAT IS AIR
I'm laughing so damn hard, thank you! I needed this after the week I've had.
Once again, sir, you brighten my life. I sincerely thank you.
i know what im singing for the talent show
I wanted to do ex lover's lover but no one has instrumental tracks for any of his songs
Well, I can never unhear this
I... was not expecting that XD But I like it, so, onto the weird stuff i listen to playlist to listen againm and again.
I had a feeling that this song would rock me so I put off listing to it for three weeks and I thought I was ready, but considering how stupefied I was/am. I most definitely was not ready. Great song tho.
Starwars country... I LOVE IT
This entire album is what got me into Star trek.
May every God in every Polytheistic religion bless you, Aurelio Voltaire.
it's just that's the last thing I would expect to see in the suggestions
That song was so wrong on so many levels. I absolutely loved it!
I'm loving this album
I love just how chill you reacted to that well to be honest I didn't think you would reply thought you would just block him you are awesome my friend
Oh you boy! I'm high af listening to your songs, and that makes me feel more than sure that you're a master. You're great. ❤🕸
Oooh! Right in the childhood!
Why does Riding on a Black Unicorn have so many more listens than this?
Aye I've seen the animation for The Night a few years back pop up in my suggested, didn't realise there were more :)
It's got to be bad that as soon as I heard hammerhead, my mind went "What was the Ithorian's name again?" And then I had to look it up... Momaw Nadon...
man i never laughed so hard in my life, i love this song, cheers from venezuela!
That Salacious Crumb laugh though. Hah!
i will never live down playing this in my p.e. class... never... apparently the teacher is a fan too.XD
GREATEST TEACHER EVER!
Voltaire, did you extend this song? I don't remember it being this long.
I feel filthy for listening to this, yet I can't stop listening O_o.
I kissed him to this song and sang with him.
Denver Opus fest. Best part of the con.
Rude I am, jealous you may be.
This song is even better than it already was! Simply hilarious!
Voltaire i thought i couldn't be scared any more...i was soooooo wrong
THIS. SONG. my boyfriend showed me this about 2 years ago, and couldnt stop laughing. I cant believe ive forgotten this!!!
I wonder how it could be a videoclip of this song? Very Very Freak!!!
i love the country style instrumental XD. please never stop making music Voltaire. youre the best :D
One of the very few country songs I like. XD
This could be his longest song it can get.
So....at first I was like omfg this poor guy but then I lol'd
Great Song... Funny as Hell..
That's a lot of 'punishment' to put your body through every week.
This song is awesome.
Well... This is certainly an interesting song to start the day with... :P
This was, by far, the best fucking song he's ever written.
Seriously people, listening to Voltaire got you into Star Trek?
For me it was just the opposite. Star Trek got me into listening to Voltaire. :)
After this song, I'll never look at an orangina the same way XD Awesome version Voltaire, just pure awesome.
I feel bad for this guy... he didn't get anyone's number!
all of your songs are awesome youre a god on tumblr and to all supernatural, doctor who, star treck, and star wars fans
Excellent
Way to not feed the trolls, Voltaire! Legit, man! This is one of the many reasons why I like your channel.
MORE! MORE! MORE!
Damn it, my sides nearly split I was laughing so hard!
Ah, yes, May the Fourth be with you. Finally I remembered it.
~ TDG
no, he added two whole verses. lol
WHY THE HELL IS AN EPISODE OF HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO IN THE SUGGESTIONS!?
Ok, how on earth did you make this song dirtier? Because, I didn't think it possible.
Mm... good point.
Someone can give me a lyrics? I havent understand some of this (
+Haldirien x youll understand it all if ur a true voltaire fan
Suddenly I'm wondering what our Voltaire can do with Ewok Celebration.
Oh my god Voltaire stop I'm crying XDD Luke Gaywalker confirmed lmao
Voltaire...why are you this way...
How to make your nerdy, gothic, Bulgarian BF laugh for 45 minutes to an hour...BE THE NERDY, GOTHIC, AMERICAN GF THAT INTRODUCES HIM TO VOLTAIRE VIA THE BITREKTUAL ALBUM! THEN GET ON TO OTHER "FUN" THINGS SOME OF THE KIDS HERE SHOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT UNTIL LAER AND MAKES ME WONDER WHAT THEY ARE DOING HERE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! ;)!!!
You miss truly are a legend
I hope your relationship's still steady after 3 years lol
You are a bad, bad man...now go to my room!
Aw man, no posted lyrics for this one? How can I sing along? D:
the catchiest song ever about being raped.
oh gawd.... right in the childhood! DX
What do you mean by nobody?
Aye, cap'n. Live long and prosper. _\\//
Clearly not a fulltime Voltaire fan, you should know his style by now =P
If he does go to my room... then Yes indeedy :-)
especially the daedric princes
Napoleon Sharp I can actually see voltaire being a champion of sanguine
Ouch...
Lol
I on the other hand, love it XD
To quote George Takei, oh myy...
+DarkElfMairead No, that would be Cathouse Tragedy.
How does this almost eight minute long song about the anal rape of a teenage boy have me almost crying I'm laughing so hard lmfao we're all terrible people
LOL Can I get an invite?
^This.
what the hell did i just listen to!? I loved it, but WTF did I just listen to!?
Nice song Voltaire, singing about the pan-homosexual adventure of some poor loon... I really do like this song odd sense of humor.
Even the ones no one believes in? Say... the Daedric Princes?
e_e i will have tarribel dreems...
:)
Lucky! I am soooo jealous of you. XD
Rule 34 :D
what the heck am I listening O_O