AYG Comedy Podcast: McDonald's Bathroom w/ Kippy & Foley

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
  • AYG comedy podcast is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast and be sure to subscribe for a special project dropping soon!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
    Steal shampoo from hotels?
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  • @MeanMustard650
    @MeanMustard650 2 роки тому +96

    I pee in the dark and feel like dare devil, relying only on my sense of sound to hit the mark.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +25

      Hahahaha yep! Sometimes when I cant hear it i panic!

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 роки тому +6

      You're playing a messy game! Haha

    • @P.dripps92
      @P.dripps92 Рік тому +4

      I spit my coffee out reading this comment 😂

    • @whoarewe3557
      @whoarewe3557 Рік тому +4

      If you hit that water you know it’s a bull’s-eye, you hit the porcelain you’re almost there, if you don’t hear nothing then you’re in trouble!!!

    • @DrunkInPublic
      @DrunkInPublic Рік тому

      🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 2 роки тому +32

    “Catching the show at the top of the steps” really hits me.
    I LOVE THIS SHOW.

  • @videoj4281
    @videoj4281 2 роки тому +26

    Whenever Foley hits his hand on the table, my dog thinks someone is at the door 😂

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +3

      😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @BrotherofLink3
      @BrotherofLink3 2 роки тому

      What about when his tongue comes out? 👅

  • @de_activatedthe_band5117
    @de_activatedthe_band5117 2 роки тому +35

    tbone aka buttons, with the subtle "shoutout to the mommies" after they read a bunch of the misheard mommy sayings. god bless you buttons, FGT RTD 4 EVA!!

  • @jordan_velasquez
    @jordan_velasquez 2 роки тому +19

    Here's another, people saying "taking things for granite" instead of granted 🤣

  • @peterscully8562
    @peterscully8562 2 роки тому +50

    When did "youse tube" slip in to the dialogue.. bloody love it. Clean livin boys 👍👍

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +11

      Hahaha few weeks ago!

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 2 роки тому +3

      "Ova ders on da youse tube" is now part of the lexicon. 🎓😎

    • @Im.Richard
      @Im.Richard 2 роки тому

      After the second scan when it does not come up if you say number three or it is free you my friend are pure garbage

    • @malloryhomsey
      @malloryhomsey 2 роки тому +2

      One of the many repeated, often overlooked gems Kippy has been cooking on the pod. Chef 👨‍🍳 Kippy

    • @BrotherofLink3
      @BrotherofLink3 2 роки тому +1

      Youse tube up in the hoome with the hoomies.

  • @chickenscratche6782
    @chickenscratche6782 2 роки тому +21

    Today I realized this podcast really is a Blessing in the skies 🙏⬆️🌤👖 god bless fellas

  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll 2 роки тому +44

    Foley bringing back “or if they’re just a big ol’ piece of shit” is always my favorite thing to hear

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +5

      Hahaha gotta love the classics!

    • @drewbacca8154
      @drewbacca8154 2 роки тому +2

      Mines too man. I wonder why he switched it up.

    • @BrotherofLink3
      @BrotherofLink3 2 роки тому +3

      Big ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • @peterkelly578
    @peterkelly578 2 роки тому +14

    Anyone else almost spit out their coffee when Foley started singing Steal My Sunshine?

  • @aw_right
    @aw_right 2 роки тому +12

    Foley’s rendition of “Steal My Sunshine” just made my morning 🤣🤣 SO BONKOS

  • @nr.17
    @nr.17 2 роки тому +10

    all I could think of during 'blessing in the skies' 20:09 did Toby just keep it high n tight? keep featherin it brother

  • @reedbruv2638
    @reedbruv2638 2 роки тому +6

    I thought it was "stay on the straightened arrow"

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому

      😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 2 роки тому +1

      I'm *on* the wagon.

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +8

    The restraint Kippy is showing is bonkos. Foley said he doesn't like going up ladders and no fat joke...👼

  • @kerilibearian9010
    @kerilibearian9010 Рік тому +2

    Gotta watch the RV guy. Dude swears thru a compilation of this RV commercial. Hilarious!!

  • @mizzle1788
    @mizzle1788 2 роки тому +7

    It kills me that Foley is most excited to try french fries and French toast in France. I wish I was that simple.

  • @maceroee
    @maceroee 2 роки тому +3

    I always say the phrase "I guess it's free" when it doesn't scan. I didn't know it was trash until this moment. My head is blown!!!

  • @danshirreffs947
    @danshirreffs947 2 роки тому +5

    Holy shit. The guy with the question marks was a classic infomercial

  • @Denverdude420
    @Denverdude420 6 місяців тому +1

    Im 35 and just recently found out that the phrase "making ends meet" wasnt about a family in the 1950s making enough money to buy "ends meat". A low quality meat cut to feed their family

  • @loveshadowdays
    @loveshadowdays 2 роки тому +2

    the “how bout a million dollars” comment kills me every time while being the server. i die a little inside every single time

  • @88laserbeam
    @88laserbeam 2 роки тому +2

    OMG 🤣🤣 SNAKE BIT 🤣🤣 get it? Snake bite? SNAKE BIT?! ahhaha!

  • @jaystjohn2072
    @jaystjohn2072 Рік тому +3

    I truly enjoy the show the most when it’s just foley and kippy

  • @hofcollector8717
    @hofcollector8717 2 роки тому +5

    I love the smell of McDonalds Foam Hand Soap. I know…I am a psychopath

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +2

      Lol thats such a specific smell. I like it

  • @DTTWOPP
    @DTTWOPP 2 роки тому +5

    Jus what i needed as i light this stick of some killa trees, Uncle Hank and The Kipptomitrist!

  • @TheRealWilliamBeats
    @TheRealWilliamBeats 2 роки тому +14

    Had a guy in home ec come to teach us about knife safety and sliced his finger open. Got blood all over the salsa he was making us.

  • @salisfalcon07
    @salisfalcon07 2 роки тому +3

    Aunt Tuddy with the car breathalyzer love it

  • @Framedropx
    @Framedropx 2 роки тому +8

    Everybody deserves a friend like kippy!

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 2 роки тому +4

    38:57 I died for like ten minutes at this 😹 Did not expect Foley to drop a Len reference lol

  • @collin1253
    @collin1253 2 роки тому +3

    "Does the Joker know he's the bad guy" H Foley 🔥🔥

  • @cornelionsqween8028
    @cornelionsqween8028 Рік тому +1

    "It WAS Billy Mays, but he yakked out." That might be the most hilarious casual that guy was awesome but he exploded his heart doing blow, so he ain't around anymore, comment I've ever heard. Immediately followed up with, "remember that guy hocking knives that would ALWAYS cut himself?" You're killing me Smalls.

  • @KLH17
    @KLH17 Рік тому +2

    I need Foley to bust into his “Steal my Sunshine” bit anytime there is an opportunity… it’s the best thing in the world ❤

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke9476 2 роки тому +7

    Needed this literally this minute. Fuck yeah baby

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +5

    Onstar how can I help you??? Love how NONE of Foley's references are less than a decade old...usually 30 years+ 🤣

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 роки тому

      Just like the government

  • @topdownb58
    @topdownb58 2 роки тому +6

    Rain-X really is a game changer....you don't even need to use wipers when it's raining and you're going fast enough...the water just glides right up your windshield on it's own....it's so fucking sick....

  • @__Gw
    @__Gw 2 роки тому +3

    Rain X kept me in business for about 4 years till I finally bought a truck with working wipers.

  • @dead_lantern_gamer
    @dead_lantern_gamer 2 роки тому +1

    For a long time I thought it was "I can occur" instead of I concur, and "make mince meat" instead of make ends meet 😂

  • @zone5oog
    @zone5oog 2 роки тому +5

    The boys must have hit the Dad Grass pretty hard this morning; I've learned a lot of new words today!

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 Рік тому +2

    I've been at a restaurant, supermarket, and a bank with the same person who's a good friend of mine but when the teller, waiter or cashier asks if there's anything else they need today without fail they answer "yea how 'bout a big bag of 20s?" And the look on these people's faces especially at the bank I thought we were going to get tackled by the security guard brought downtown because of this bozo.

  • @BrotherofLink3
    @BrotherofLink3 2 роки тому +7

    Trash gang. Can we get an amen for KJ commenting on like every comment? This man cares for us like a nice Bernie! 😭♥️

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +4

      Love the Army of Garbage baby! Show is only cooking cuz of you guys! 🙏🗑🙏

    • @malloryhomsey
      @malloryhomsey 2 роки тому +2

      AMEN! 🙏 Couldn’t agree more. King
      KayJay is good to us. It’s one of the best comment sections on all of Youstube. He ain’t bad on Instagram either. All love over here in the trash fam. ❤️

  • @caseyjones5145
    @caseyjones5145 2 роки тому +5

    I've got a wig with curlers in it I wear when I watch this

  • @brandonhenderson6235
    @brandonhenderson6235 2 роки тому +8

    you boys never disappoint. this is definitely my favorite "new" podcast. when is Foley gonna fucking realize your going on two years in February. it aint new, its just good. keep it up.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 thanks brotha!

    • @gracecofer9214
      @gracecofer9214 2 роки тому +1

      Foley decided long ago 'favorite new podcast' is permanent 🙌

    • @dave3429
      @dave3429 2 роки тому

      New things r classy

  • @gutsychameleon8357
    @gutsychameleon8357 2 роки тому +2

    I love the hard “wut” that Kippy and Foley throw down like @6:59

  • @bdizzle211
    @bdizzle211 2 роки тому +3

    Thursday morning here in London…… time to listen to these absolute traaaaassshh baaaaags. What a way to start the morning !

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +2

    Does T-bone order a Royal with cheese

  • @GoGoJuice120
    @GoGoJuice120 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you boys...
    Need this ep, return to Patreon tomorrow bros.

  • @jessarhodes6196
    @jessarhodes6196 2 роки тому +2

    Damn Now: That's What I Call Fuckin' vol. 11 would be the shit hahaha

  • @jacobc2451
    @jacobc2451 2 роки тому +2

    Kippy killed me with the “33 with a mullet thinking it’s cool”…I’m 38 and am loving my mullet…TRASH

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +2

    Im sitting at my desk listening and Foley said "my belts killing me" EXACTLY the same time as I was thinking it and I got MAD TRIPPY for a second until I realized we're both just part of #LargeMammalGang

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +2

    100% if it doesn't scan, it's going in the bag. That's called the covid discount

  • @matthewrowley813
    @matthewrowley813 2 роки тому +2

    That table is the same as my dining room table.

  • @BigTeetz
    @BigTeetz 2 роки тому +2

    Great episode guys! Foley was great on Stuff Island! Can’t wait for the special you guys have been workin on!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому

      T Dawg! Thanks brotha! Hope it comes out good!

  • @FunkyBreakfast
    @FunkyBreakfast 2 роки тому +2

    You're the best. Thanks again. I'm sure you've heard, but big ups to Annie Lederman for the AYG love on The Comedy Store podcast.

  • @Heywoodjablowme420
    @Heywoodjablowme420 Рік тому

    It's crazy to think that a year n half ago you had just broke 29 thousand subscribers on the yousetube...you guys are killing it!! Keep growing, never change! ❤

  • @smokeysteak
    @smokeysteak 2 роки тому +3

    I missed the garbage truck!

  • @BrothaB910
    @BrothaB910 29 днів тому

    Guys throwin curveballs down there 😂

  • @jamiepasquariello2652
    @jamiepasquariello2652 11 місяців тому +1

    Kippy might be the brains for the business but Foley is obviously the funnier human being

  • @tokoloshe42
    @tokoloshe42 2 роки тому +2

    Make no mistake cuzzy wuzzies that mountain dew is full but those bud heavies are light, its what it is!

  • @Heywoodjablowme420
    @Heywoodjablowme420 Рік тому

    11:05 lol Kippy's confidence its so its not so loud 😂😂 i have no idea either! But my assumption has always been so the pills dont break 😂

  • @masonmartin522
    @masonmartin522 2 роки тому +3

    I wanna smoke a cig in a drive thru after clicking on this

  • @jawnbegood
    @jawnbegood 2 роки тому +5

    new favorite podcast! might have to sell my playstation for some patreon money 😎

  • @FreeKittensLA
    @FreeKittensLA 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, they wash the hair before the cut AND rinse the hair afterward.... Savages over here

  • @ralanbek95
    @ralanbek95 2 роки тому +2

    Cool to see the big man over on Stuff Island. Love y'all ✌

  • @zachryan7820
    @zachryan7820 Рік тому

    Mommie here thanks toby for the shout out!!!

  • @erikapistacchio8375
    @erikapistacchio8375 8 місяців тому

    The cellophane question 100 percent depends on who I am that day 😂

  • @Toremented
    @Toremented 2 роки тому +4

    Perfect timing, let’s go boys!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +2

      🗑🙏🗑

    • @Toremented
      @Toremented 2 роки тому

      @@AreYouGarbage in the name of the father, the son, and the holy trash bag

  • @Ott3r
    @Ott3r 2 роки тому +2

    My parents have that same diner table! different chairs though... :D

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 Рік тому

    “Analysation???” 😅😂

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 2 роки тому +2

    The kids love brain went over everybody's heads!😬🤣

  • @TylerFireeagle
    @TylerFireeagle 2 роки тому +3

    You ready to steal 🌲X-mas🎅, KJ.....Kay-Jay....Kippy?...Whatever

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +1

    Sounds like T-bone wants to dip his fries in the dunk tank of death. Last one

  • @thisisfun3662
    @thisisfun3662 2 роки тому +4

    Looking clean big man 👨

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +1

    The steel ropes on the George Washington bridge are under less tension than a fatguy belt. Once it goes on, its not coming off until the end of the day.

  • @lukehmaxw
    @lukehmaxw 2 роки тому +1

    59:05 “hi I’m H Foley welcome to jackass”

  • @jallstun
    @jallstun 2 роки тому +2

    Love this show! We're goin' full trottle!

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 2 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love the idea of broadcasting from a ball pit, please surround the table with a pen and fill it with balls.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +2

    Thats a great friend. Good 💩 Kippy. fixing the big man's pants

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +1

      And they say I’m mean…

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 роки тому

      @@AreYouGarbage figs

  • @schismsoco
    @schismsoco 2 роки тому +1

    Oh man, not understanding the Tamper-Proof Seal on food products? Treeeeeeessshhhhhh!

  • @nickschnider9191
    @nickschnider9191 Рік тому +1

    Holy crap, I just realized I think I'm so used to weirdos and crazy that I can relate to Foley. Like good friend level and idk how to feel about this revelation.

  • @gracecofer9214
    @gracecofer9214 2 роки тому +2

    One of foleys favorite words "mayonnaise" 🤣🤣🤣 that said, i agree mayo does go w fries though. I'm more of a ketchup/mayo mix for fries

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 2 роки тому +2

    the only thing that can top a tom thakkar ep is a family ep. love yous.

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 2 роки тому +4

    🎵🎶"Whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, The paperboy, the evening TV.."🎵🎶
    Full Trash 🗑️

  • @codeypage6360
    @codeypage6360 2 роки тому +1

    Bring the check... "oh I didnt order that, ahahaha" 🤪🔫

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +1

    Beep beep beep . I would lose that

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому

      😂😂👌👌

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 роки тому

      @@AreYouGarbage I knew you wanted that Seinfeld response

  • @mistermlg8759
    @mistermlg8759 2 роки тому +2

    what do we think of pizza toppings under the cheese

  • @jerseyjags98
    @jerseyjags98 2 роки тому +3

    Bozos in the building 🗑🚀

  • @davids1110
    @davids1110 2 роки тому +3

    Hey hey trash cans!

  • @Glockdad
    @Glockdad 2 роки тому +3

    So funny i was thinking last night about the plastic topping on sauces and yogurt etc.. i always throw it out and will not lick it

  • @Zoladog
    @Zoladog 2 місяці тому

    “Ball pits are trash” where the hell did that come from?

  • @salisfalcon07
    @salisfalcon07 2 роки тому +1

    I will always say play it by year. And my reasoning is that you go with the flow and see how the “year” plays out

  • @EatAtJoes
    @EatAtJoes Рік тому

    11:07 That's why Kippy's the boss.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому +1

    That's really cute Kippy. We all know there is no time for small talk . When you get your hairs cut

  • @jdubschub3997
    @jdubschub3997 2 роки тому +1

    Kippy said take a shirt change to the barbershop

  • @cruzinj
    @cruzinj 2 роки тому +1

    Those combs sold heavy in the Mexican community in LA 32:00

  • @grandmodesty
    @grandmodesty 2 роки тому

    T Bone with the mommy shout out. Touch my camera through the fence!

  • @kylergillen3340
    @kylergillen3340 2 роки тому +1

    The foil on top of most food products is to prolong its shelf life. All the refrigerate after opening jawns

  • @michaelcianci7944
    @michaelcianci7944 4 місяці тому

    It is "flesh it out", but it actually comes from removing all the flesh from a hide

  • @RonBurgundy-iw1xl
    @RonBurgundy-iw1xl Рік тому

    Besides the food and service, it was great- my dads line

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 2 роки тому +2

    Those hummus chips wid aliiddaa or A LOT with sum subra will blow your hair back

  • @zachhall624
    @zachhall624 Рік тому

    I'll be honest it took me damn near 100 episodes to figure out he was saying aunt tutti Antonio's

  • @awnordma
    @awnordma 2 роки тому +2

    The cotton is so the pills don't break

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +1

      Ahhhhh

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 2 роки тому

      No, it started when there was a tampering with medicine scare

    • @awnordma
      @awnordma 2 роки тому

      @@headymitch There's a business insider article from a few years ago about it getting add in the early 1900s because of the pill breaking. Though, it wouldn't surprise me that it's still in some packaging because of the tampering in the 80s.

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 2 роки тому

      In the 80’s the cotton was used because people thought if it was not there it was tampered with since pills no longer break easily. It was originally for the purpose of not breaking, but not in the 80’s and after.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 2 роки тому

    Kippy's mother is a Patriot. RIGHT ON!!!