DOOM RAP by JT Music (Remastered)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @parchedcoma9939
    @parchedcoma9939 5 років тому +902

    Hell: I fear no man.
    Hell: But that thing.
    : DOOM SLAYER
    Hell: It scares me.

    • @gabedonohue592
      @gabedonohue592 5 років тому +10

      It’s a cool reference

    • @-Nemesis-1
      @-Nemesis-1 5 років тому +7

      Tf2 i see you there with that trailers

    • @Hughie787
      @Hughie787 5 років тому +6

      Yeah tf2 meet the doom slayer

    • @doomslayer3596
      @doomslayer3596 5 років тому +6

      Me: *I will cut him in half with my chainsaw then beat away from what's left and then disintegrate what's left and then throw it in the Eternal Fire Chamber*
      Demon: oh no

    • @parchedcoma9939
      @parchedcoma9939 5 років тому +2

      Doom Slayer welcome, good to see you

  • @xeno1658
    @xeno1658 5 років тому +1378

    "When theres no room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
    Doom Slayer: I can fix that

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 5 років тому +43

      Yo, give doomguy nukes and explosive sh*t like that and he will purge.

    • @Knight_Twigg
      @Knight_Twigg 5 років тому +48

      @@andrewpalinkas450 Nah he just needs the berserker power up.

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 5 років тому +8

      Twigg yeah, I guess.

    • @avatarofcod2970
      @avatarofcod2970 5 років тому +15

      Time for some pest control

    • @noblestring6843
      @noblestring6843 5 років тому +13

      I bet he could destroy hell with a fingernail

  • @goodcontentdog4746
    @goodcontentdog4746 5 років тому +2663

    Hell: we have you four thousand to one. Doom slayer: “loads shotgun” I like those odds.

    • @jooabergstrom3697
      @jooabergstrom3697 4 роки тому +129

      No, it would be unfair, the demons would be gone in about 3 seconds

    • @varricrandustrevelyan6705
      @varricrandustrevelyan6705 4 роки тому +168

      Those aren't the odds, that's a countdown

    • @Qircore
      @Qircore 4 роки тому +43

      Nah he would be done for it hes loading his shotgun right there giving the demons a chance

    • @mayordog4522
      @mayordog4522 4 роки тому +24

      Goombella have you heard of hands?

    • @Qircore
      @Qircore 4 роки тому +9

      Mayor Dog no

  • @averageperson5773
    @averageperson5773 3 роки тому +2583

    Doomguy: [enters boss room]
    The boss: *"wait- this isn't my boss music..."*

  • @kenzieuchiha1191
    @kenzieuchiha1191 4 роки тому +799

    Hell: *exists*
    Doom Slayer: Peace was never an option.

  • @nanotech1921
    @nanotech1921 4 роки тому +2632

    demon1: is he armed?
    demon2: he has nothing but his own 2 hands
    demon1: WERE DOOMED

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 4 роки тому +74

      What do you mean he has three arms

    • @malekosmom2303
      @malekosmom2303 4 роки тому +81

      Now imagine doomslayer holding the BFG 10,000..................................

    • @Ryan-io9kd
      @Ryan-io9kd 4 роки тому +64

      @@malekosmom2303 every demon in the area will run so fast and terror but they won't get away they'll be turned into vapor

    • @garfieldthegato
      @garfieldthegato 4 роки тому +33

      we’re DooM-ed.

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 4 роки тому +51

      Demon 3: "what is going on over here"eating rabbit
      Demon 1: "where did u get that" points at rabbit
      Demon 3: "some random guys house i dont know whose"
      Demon 2: "you just damned us 2 a fate worse then anything hell can imagine"
      Slayer: busts down doors boss music cocks shotgun blows demons knee caps off n drags them 2 his dungeons
      Edit: im going 2 point out he does have a dungeon on his space fortress

  • @mysterygamer48
    @mysterygamer48 4 роки тому +4576

    Darksouls: You are trapped in a room with demons
    Doom: Demons are trapped in a room with you

    • @ismasahar5019
      @ismasahar5019 4 роки тому +395

      Dark souls:you are trapped in a room with the boss
      DOOM:you ARE the boss

    • @probablyheathermason
      @probablyheathermason 4 роки тому +41

      isma sahar lol

    • @partyspartan7322
      @partyspartan7322 4 роки тому +216

      In darksouls you hear the boss music.
      In doom you HAVE the boss music

    • @demented12311
      @demented12311 4 роки тому +72

      spartan you *are* the boss music... and the boss... and the game over screen....

    • @xthundercoyotex2.015
      @xthundercoyotex2.015 4 роки тому +56

      Imagine doom being in the Halo verse
      My god would that be interesting

  • @crnyrex9384
    @crnyrex9384 4 роки тому +2446

    Helltaker: all demons are queens
    Doomguy: if she breathes shes a THOOOOOOOT

    • @lordofnaps6839
      @lordofnaps6839 4 роки тому +282

      Well, it's more like If she breathes she shouldn't be

    • @crnyrex9384
      @crnyrex9384 4 роки тому +119

      @@lordofnaps6839 good point

    • @legenddairy0
      @legenddairy0 4 роки тому +74

      this is the funniest comment here

    • @crnyrex9384
      @crnyrex9384 4 роки тому +42

      @@legenddairy0 thanks

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG 3 роки тому +61

      If she breathes, *she's still alive*

  • @Tyce2cool
    @Tyce2cool 5 років тому +758

    A random person:so is Doom Guy a good guy or a bad guy
    Me:depends what end of his gun your at

    • @endowitz422
      @endowitz422 4 роки тому +31

      DG Snuggle The Pug how do I like a comment twice

    • @Tyce2cool
      @Tyce2cool 4 роки тому +23

      Endowitz idk but I wish I knew

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +25

      I'd prefer to be on the not-ouchie side.

    • @thegamesilovelolxd8099
      @thegamesilovelolxd8099 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh i think he could even fight satan

    • @acupofmayo
      @acupofmayo 4 роки тому +8

      If the guns on u start running

  • @chilledd3vil83
    @chilledd3vil83 5 років тому +1621

    The devil: NO ONE IS GOING TO SURVIVE MY WRATH
    Doom Guy: *im about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @lategamer6684
      @lategamer6684 5 років тому +11

      Chilled D3vil I can’t want to like

    • @willtheshyguy
      @willtheshyguy 5 років тому +36

      The devil: I fear no man. But that...(shows doomguy) THING. It scares me!

    • @areon9573
      @areon9573 5 років тому +9

      When the devil may cry lmfao

    • @michaelhayworth4495
      @michaelhayworth4495 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @dragonx3015
      @dragonx3015 5 років тому +9

      @@areon9573 WRONG!
      It's: Devils will cry.

  • @THERSG16
    @THERSG16 4 роки тому +288

    Doom Guy: *Walks in Room*
    Boss: “Why is my music playing...”

    • @LGaming_Real
      @LGaming_Real 4 роки тому +8

      "im the boss im scared pls dont kill me" said boss "YEA BOSS"

    • @tiagosilva8113
      @tiagosilva8113 3 роки тому +14

      Doomguy:
      BECAUSE YOU ARE DOOMED
      * loads shotgun *
      boss:HELP ME PLEASE ITS KILLING MEEEEEE

    • @8-bitmichael781
      @8-bitmichael781 3 роки тому +2

      Is Boss music in the type of music that they like so does that mean there's a Miley Cyrus boss music

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 3 роки тому +1

      it's not yours

  • @fatality7303
    @fatality7303 4 роки тому +1380

    "In these troubled times, don't you lose sight of yourself."
    "There's nothing left for you to do."
    " BUT FIGHT. LIKE. HELL."

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +41

      2020 in a nutshell.

    • @fatality7303
      @fatality7303 4 роки тому +22

      Ye it was supposed to be inspirational tho

    • @kitsunenamedawi7810
      @kitsunenamedawi7810 4 роки тому +17

      2020 national anthem

    • @GabrielWarlock
      @GabrielWarlock 4 роки тому +14

      @@fatality7303 It was inspirational: I keep telling that to myself every time I train or have to attend an exam

    • @fatality7303
      @fatality7303 4 роки тому +3

      @@GabrielWarlock so you say that because of my comment or was it a joke?

  • @awfulanimations6409
    @awfulanimations6409 5 років тому +591

    Old version: Beats that pump you up.
    Remaster: Somehow chill yet energetic.

    • @awfulanimations6409
      @awfulanimations6409 5 років тому +3

      @@computergames1000 it was an error. We all make errors. But don't worry, it will be fixed soon.

    • @atomicbomb243
      @atomicbomb243 5 років тому +2

      ItsPhob0s ironic

    • @NAVI-dw7xe
      @NAVI-dw7xe 5 років тому +2

      Makes it even more menacing when you consider he's literally tearing through hell XD

    • @thatguy5277
      @thatguy5277 5 років тому +4

      @@computergames1000 "you're spelling"
      As if you could tell them that their spelling is bad. Well ok for you it's grammar but still, if you shit on someone for making mistakes you shouldn't make any either.

    • @ExplicitNormality
      @ExplicitNormality 5 років тому

      ThatGuy all I have to say about that comment is
      Oooooooooooohhh

  • @camoking3605
    @camoking3605 5 років тому +3052

    "They told me to go to hell"
    "So you know what?"
    "I did"
    That's the most epic intro to a song I've ever heard

    • @masonweaver9290
      @masonweaver9290 5 років тому +21

      I agree

    • @hiraeth3352
      @hiraeth3352 5 років тому +13

      @Camo King360
      Great, just copied my comment from the original 😑

    • @camoking3605
      @camoking3605 5 років тому +23

      @@hiraeth3352 oops
      Sorry

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 5 років тому +2

      no

    • @profity2392
      @profity2392 5 років тому +21

      Btw the doom slayer is the acroos the multiverse why u ask there is a level called titans realm and its a map THAT IS IN THE CHAMPION OF HELL and the doom slayer killed almost butt naked and with swords

  • @princeblackelf4265
    @princeblackelf4265 5 років тому +3893

    This was THE song that got me to sub years ago!
    Rip and Tear boys and girls

  • @thegunnitgamer5716
    @thegunnitgamer5716 4 роки тому +158

    Dark Souls: *Locked in a room with demons*
    Doom 2016: *Demons are locked in a room with you*
    Doom Eternal: *I DESTROYED THE ROOM*

    • @AydenGonzalez-r3s
      @AydenGonzalez-r3s Рік тому +5

      tag 1: THE ROOM IS THE UNIVERSE
      tag 2: the torment is over

    • @stargamer9614
      @stargamer9614 Рік тому +9

      Doom Eternal: The room is locked with you in a demon

  • @brandenhauser1635
    @brandenhauser1635 4 роки тому +1203

    Demons: *Exist.*
    Doomslayer: "Your free subscription to life has expired." *Revs chainsaw with religious intent.*

    • @dunnoreally1060
      @dunnoreally1060 4 роки тому +15

      Not even religious intent.

    • @dominicwelsh608
      @dominicwelsh608 4 роки тому +17

      @@dunnoreally1060 yes bro religious intent🤣 the demons have to learn to respect their shotgun wielding god

    • @brandenhauser1635
      @brandenhauser1635 4 роки тому +10

      @@dominicwelsh608 Exactly!

    • @spicy_dog
      @spicy_dog 4 роки тому +4

      so true

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 4 роки тому +22

      Whomst has awakened the shotgun wielding god

  • @akoog3248
    @akoog3248 4 роки тому +788

    No one:
    The one kid who shows no mercy in nerf battles:

    • @elasuchbae6501
      @elasuchbae6501 3 роки тому +67

      That's the kid who boils hot water at a water gun fight.

    • @rhoneleake5612
      @rhoneleake5612 3 роки тому +30

      That would be me

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox 3 роки тому +41

      @@rhoneleake5612 Same. We should team up and make those filthy casuals attempt to parry our darts.

    • @justaguy3135
      @justaguy3135 3 роки тому +23

      Currently making a foam praetor suit. Doomblade included

    • @egg200yearsago7
      @egg200yearsago7 3 роки тому +8

      @@elasuchbae6501 yes

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 5 років тому +539

    0:27
    *_"I Told Them One Day. I'd Become The Most Powerful Being Across The Dimensions. They Told Me To Go To Hell So You Know What........ I DID."_*
    _- The DOOM SLAYER._

    • @chidexter2486
      @chidexter2486 5 років тому +14

      Colonel Frontline it should be you know what .... I DID

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 5 років тому +13

      This guy means fuckin' *business.*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +7

      but, doom slayer can die, you know who can't die?
      "Remember this son! Dying. Is. Gay."

    • @laverdadnose4481
      @laverdadnose4481 4 роки тому +6

      @@jockeyfield1954 *i smell unusual troubles right here*

    • @Ragesomethingidk
      @Ragesomethingidk Місяць тому +1

      Legendary quote

  • @fasz42069
    @fasz42069 3 роки тому +291

    Demon: *tear off DoomGuy's legs
    DoomGuy: It's fine i can grow a new one......

    • @maytkdn3279
      @maytkdn3279 3 роки тому +3

      Wait did that true?

    • @nightworld4658
      @nightworld4658 3 роки тому +16

      @@maytkdn3279 no it shows the Slayer getting his legs ripped off when you die. Sometimes.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +4

      @@maytkdn3279 no but actually yes, checkpoints

    • @ellonoob5293
      @ellonoob5293 3 роки тому +2

      Thats a demon fatality.

    • @AdamTheFirstMan868
      @AdamTheFirstMan868 2 роки тому +1

      DoomGuy: Tis but a scratch.

  • @ohlookitisacat7404
    @ohlookitisacat7404 5 років тому +4223

    That moment when you realize the metal music you hear throughout the entire game is Doomguy boss music.

    • @arkhamshade2198
      @arkhamshade2198 4 роки тому +293

      That explains why it usually takes a party of demons to kill you especially in Eternal where literally half the bosses out of four become regular enemies. And since I'm talking about Eternal the marauder is just a demon with max agility and an axe version of the master sword.

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 4 роки тому +71

      @@arkhamshade2198 they maxed out the agility stat

    • @arkhamshade2198
      @arkhamshade2198 4 роки тому +51

      @@realracoon and defence with a near instant shield that deflects ranged attacks

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +33

      i am officially your 69th like.
      nice.

    • @kirbo1740
      @kirbo1740 4 роки тому +24

      @@arkhamshade2198 but its fun to quick switch and run laps around them while goin im runnin circles around ya bitch and also poppin their heads of pike soda bottles caps

  • @ddomas
    @ddomas 4 роки тому +570

    Doom guy is just a beast:
    He goes to hell to destroy demons
    Demons go to the earth
    Doom guy comes back to earth and kills them again

    • @deathripperfromhell7977
      @deathripperfromhell7977 3 роки тому +24

      Never screw with a man that went to h3ll and back

    • @stupidman-thing819
      @stupidman-thing819 3 роки тому +10

      Another normal tusday

    • @bigmac6559
      @bigmac6559 3 роки тому +3

      @@stupidman-thing819 yes

    • @Goonfn88
      @Goonfn88 3 роки тому +2

      Doomguy:I’ll kill u and kill u again

    • @maytkdn3279
      @maytkdn3279 3 роки тому +1

      Doom guy is a demon killing machine but more than a demon killing machine

  • @basic2528
    @basic2528 4 роки тому +947

    Satan: *Hears Mick Gordon OST's behind his Door*
    Also Satan: "Dear Bible..."

    • @lucianandronic1
      @lucianandronic1 4 роки тому +76

      Satan: I'm sorry... for everything
      Also Satan: PLEASE SAVE ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP

    • @darkgachamaker573
      @darkgachamaker573 4 роки тому +59

      Lucifer:dad please come pick me up I'm scared and sorry

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +47

      **Doomguy busts down the door**
      "Lord help me."

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 4 роки тому +54

      *doomguy kicks down door*
      Satan: "I ACCEPT JESUS AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR"

    • @thatonebackgroundfish6972
      @thatonebackgroundfish6972 4 роки тому +39

      @@breakfaith3031
      Doom Slayer: unf
      Translation: that’s not gonna work anymore

  • @lorenzomontanari4657
    @lorenzomontanari4657 4 роки тому +338

    2:04 "Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer" the slayer know how to defeat the Corona

  • @jasongodofmeh.2585
    @jasongodofmeh.2585 5 років тому +670

    Lucifer:i fear no man but that thing-
    Doomslayer: *in spotlight*
    Lucifer:-it scares me

  • @thechangerofways6822
    @thechangerofways6822 5 років тому +248

    Time to turn the volume up like hell

  • @gigachad5598
    @gigachad5598 5 років тому +1913

    Mortal Kombat: I am the goriest and bloodiest game
    DOOM:hold my beer

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 5 років тому +109

      ...why hasn't the Doom Slayer gotten into Mortal Kombat?!?

    • @jadennorman3599
      @jadennorman3599 5 років тому +116

      @@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 because no one could beat him

    • @praisethesun5873
      @praisethesun5873 5 років тому +48

      I think doomguy ment hold my cyber-demon horns

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 5 років тому +22

      DOOM:SHOT GUNS MORTAL KOMBAT

    • @Eric_Nomad_Hixtone
      @Eric_Nomad_Hixtone 5 років тому +19

      @@jadennorman3599 there is a Spawn who literally mary sue who destroyed the world and he every God, and recreated it for fun, and he can wipe out anyone from reality by his blinking, but he is still a guest character in MK, lol

  • @maricrismcdermott375
    @maricrismcdermott375 4 роки тому +40

    Satan: Nothing Is Scarier Than Me!
    Doom-Guy: Moves An Inch
    Satan: *Satanic Confused Screaming*

  • @olafgurke4699
    @olafgurke4699 5 років тому +237

    How many weapons do you want?
    Doom guy: YES!

    • @Meme-lf8tx
      @Meme-lf8tx 4 роки тому +2

      Ha

    • @deqwonjackson1535
      @deqwonjackson1535 4 роки тому +4

      hate him or love him he speaks the truth

    • @MarioPerez-ng9it
      @MarioPerez-ng9it 4 роки тому +3

      Doom guy: I'll take your whole stock!

    • @justaguythatlovestomakeyou4902
      @justaguythatlovestomakeyou4902 4 роки тому +3

      More like
      How many guns do you want?
      Doomslater: 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁

    • @ultrandz1089
      @ultrandz1089 4 роки тому +1

      No it's more like
      Salesman:What guns you want
      Doom slayer:*looks at 7 guns at once*
      Salesman:oh I think I have a brain tumor! How nice!

  • @yukami2365
    @yukami2365 5 років тому +495

    Demons: *Exist*
    DoomGuy: So anyway I started blasting

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 5 років тому +8

      CEO of Weebs wait why you here

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 5 років тому +3

      proguyisaprorlly it’s a joke

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 5 років тому +2

      proguyisaprorlly there called ceo of weebs and

    • @derpydinosaur8449
      @derpydinosaur8449 5 років тому +1

      ...idk if I'm correct in saying this but I find it funny that a minecraft UA-camr said that and now its a thing
      (at least thats where I first heard that phase and now it all over UA-cam comments)

    • @justasleepparalysisdemonwi8719
      @justasleepparalysisdemonwi8719 5 років тому

      proguyisaprorlly Official no one is stopping them, no one is serious when talking about this joke, it means literally nothing in the end... that’s why it’s a joke.

  • @reaseq7620
    @reaseq7620 5 років тому +2454

    Everybody: You can't remake a good song and make it better
    JT: *Observe*

  • @DarkZ19
    @DarkZ19 4 роки тому +31

    "You could say that I'm in pace with Vader
    Compared to him, my dark side is greater" hits differently after that cut glory kill in which Doom Slayer uses the force on an imp.

  • @EmbyrKhenPyre
    @EmbyrKhenPyre 5 років тому +3141

    "Isn't there a more humane way to deal with overpopulation in hell?!"
    Doom Slayer: "I'm here to help".

    • @saladfox8247
      @saladfox8247 5 років тому +147

      I see what you did there...Hazbin Hotel reference.

    • @channelnamehere8924
      @channelnamehere8924 5 років тому +74

      HAZBIN HOTEL COMES OUT ON MONDAY, CAN'T WAIT!

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому +33

      I think that’s actually a meme, look for a guy called Memenade.

    • @baconlando4569
      @baconlando4569 5 років тому +31

      maybe doom guy already killed everyone on earth and got bored so went to hell and killed everyone of them in their demon forms all over again

    • @Bluecat-es1km
      @Bluecat-es1km 5 років тому +6

      @@baconlando4569 wow

  • @lucidnightmare0014
    @lucidnightmare0014 5 років тому +336

    This video: exists
    UA-cam algorithm: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*

    • @tankboykk7469
      @tankboykk7469 5 років тому +16

      This Video: Exists
      UA-cam Age Restricting Bots: "STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!"

    • @MayoPlaysGames
      @MayoPlaysGames 5 років тому +12

      Doom Slayer : ooh another demon

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 5 років тому +6

      Doom slayer proceeds to tear down the youtube algorithim thus restoring the great and golden days when we can watch raw unfiltered memes and no copyright bullshit nor any age restrictions stopping us watching the real quality content and not what they try to feed us with

    • @CosmicMetalhead
      @CosmicMetalhead 5 років тому +5

      Susan:this is supposed to be family friendly
      Doom slayer:you know I had to do it to em🤜🏽🤛🏽 *pop*

    • @xero1782
      @xero1782 5 років тому +5

      *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

  • @ninjaned1000
    @ninjaned1000 5 років тому +3714

    Jesus: I shall be leaving Earth for awhile
    Devil: *happy demon noises*
    Jesus: But I leave this with you
    Doomguy: Yo
    Devil: TAKE ME WITH YOU

  • @anhtuchamuc3474
    @anhtuchamuc3474 4 роки тому +511

    Wolfenstein : kill all the Nazis
    His grandson : kill all the Doom monsters
    Also Wolfenstein : i'm so proud of my grandson

    • @ShacoAlon
      @ShacoAlon 3 роки тому +17

      I think Doom and Wolfenstein came out around the same time

    • @virothyr
      @virothyr 3 роки тому +39

      @@ShacoAlon canonly if that is a word bj blazkovich is doomguys great or great great grandfather

    • @ShacoAlon
      @ShacoAlon 3 роки тому +14

      @@virothyr I kinda get what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure if we take the original Doom setting of being in a future with Mars and Mars' moons housing bases for humans than any WWll relatives are probably great grandparent×10+

    • @virothyr
      @virothyr 3 роки тому +24

      @@ShacoAlon in doom 2016+eternal it is set in 2100ish and if you say that everyone has a child when they are 30 its 30x4 which is 120 and wolfenstein is set in 1960 1960+120 is 2080 which isnt exact but its close

    • @Finn_7117
      @Finn_7117 3 роки тому +11

      Doom guy is BJ blaskowitz III

  • @reborncrusader6509
    @reborncrusader6509 4 роки тому +185

    "You have nowhere to go..." That's Doomguy singing that to a Cyberdemon

  • @sasin2715
    @sasin2715 5 років тому +239

    dark souls: youre trapped in room with demons
    litterary any DOOM game: demons are trapped in room with you

  • @sl33py_
    @sl33py_ 5 років тому +309

    "They told me to go to hell"
    "So you know what?"
    "I did"
    That's like the most savage, epic and best intro to a song i've heard and will hear in my whole life!

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 5 років тому +10

      Exactly! I was listening at about 1:00 and just f*cking woke up by that like “Sh*t, he isn’t playing.”

    • @czakonmarcus1594
      @czakonmarcus1594 5 років тому +1

      agreed

    • @LeoKitsunee
      @LeoKitsunee 5 років тому +1

      I dont know what is scarier demons or your 5 year old ass grammar

    • @IcarusTheOracle
      @IcarusTheOracle Рік тому

      What about now

  • @doomslayer9094
    @doomslayer9094 4 роки тому +80

    The quiet kid when he pulls out his guns: 3:57

  • @cyberghost383
    @cyberghost383 5 років тому +523

    Haters: remasters are just the same thing with better quality, nothing good EVER comes out of them
    JT: *hold my beer*

  • @suvrosarkar4419
    @suvrosarkar4419 5 років тому +293

    sees "remastered" in title
    RIP AND TEAR,
    TILL........ ITS...... DONE.......!!!!!!

    • @Unknown-iy9ds
      @Unknown-iy9ds 3 роки тому +1

      THEN HEAD BACK HOME AND HAVE SOME FUN

  • @DJSILLYBILLY
    @DJSILLYBILLY 5 років тому +407

    No one:
    Demon*exists
    Doom guy:So you’ve chosen death

    • @Splaffy-0-
      @Splaffy-0- 5 років тому

      This is actually funny cancer lol thank you.

    • @874dan4
      @874dan4 4 роки тому

      007 as I read this the line”let me chose your fate-doom it is.”

    • @samueldrawing3747
      @samueldrawing3747 4 роки тому

      traduccion:
      Nadie:
      Demonio: Existe*
      Doom Guy: Que lo mate dice

    • @larot3411
      @larot3411 4 роки тому +1

      True story

  • @gerelledurity8735
    @gerelledurity8735 3 роки тому +104

    Demons:your trapped in a room with us
    Doomslayer:I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me
    RIP AND TEAR

  • @qdecember9311
    @qdecember9311 5 років тому +247

    Doomsayer when he see demons: why don’t I hear boss music?
    Demons when they see him: why do I hear boss music?

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 5 років тому +7

      Doomslayer:rips satans dumb head off

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 5 років тому +5

      100 soldiers vs 1 demon
      Soldiers: we r going 2 die
      Demon: 2 easy
      100 demons vs doom slayer
      Demons: piss and shit themselves clawing door
      Slayer: lets make this quick
      Pool of blood shit and piss all over the floor

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 5 років тому +6

      draco king *Demons*: No plz have mercy!
      Doomguy: Sorry all out of mercy

  • @reborn5214
    @reborn5214 4 роки тому +119

    Satan: this is where your trapped forever
    Doom slayer: *loads shotgun* it's free real estate

  • @garryg4mez23
    @garryg4mez23 5 років тому +368

    The old fight like hell was good so is this one.

    • @rosannronchetti2035
      @rosannronchetti2035 5 років тому +2

      This one is better though

    • @davidwilkinson4634
      @davidwilkinson4634 5 років тому +4

      It isn't the other one felt more in your face and angry like doom this one is slow which doesn't fit the game

    • @ZayecValentine
      @ZayecValentine 5 років тому +1

      Each had a part that was better than the other that’s why I love both

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 5 років тому

      David Wilkinson agree, the original is better in my opinion because its faster just like the game.

    • @cheez3184
      @cheez3184 5 років тому

      This is still fast what you talking, you playing yours at 0.50 or something

  • @noahmartin9233
    @noahmartin9233 4 роки тому +681

    Anyone else just admiring the glory kills? No? Just me?

  • @retartedvoldemort3427
    @retartedvoldemort3427 5 років тому +128

    Doomslayer:*smashes demons head*
    Phil swift: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @brandenhauser1635
      @brandenhauser1635 4 роки тому +11

      Doomslayer: *"TO SHOW OFF THE POWER OF CLEAR TAPE, I CHAIN SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!"*

    • @soozeneilson6221
      @soozeneilson6221 4 роки тому +4

      Flex tape can't fix that

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 4 роки тому +3

      @@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 4 роки тому

      @@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 4 роки тому

      @@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!

  • @jakebissell7930
    @jakebissell7930 5 років тому +267

    Best song they ever did and now this is remastered it’s even better

  • @eronchannel5023
    @eronchannel5023 5 років тому +397

    Doomguy:
    *Rip and tear,until it is done.*
    Demons:
    Cry in fear,until he is done

    • @straysoul1818
      @straysoul1818 5 років тому +4

      Aw, I like it more when they’re actually trying...

    • @jadepacia1280
      @jadepacia1280 5 років тому +2

      He's never done

    • @TheNobleChandler
      @TheNobleChandler 5 років тому +1

      Bold of you to assume he's ever done

    • @eronchannel5023
      @eronchannel5023 5 років тому

      People in these comments I know that Doomguy is never done but I could'nt find any other joke

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому

      Stray_Soul#67 Sadistic, yet fun, you are a man of culture as well.

  • @booperdooper1790
    @booperdooper1790 4 роки тому +1403

    Fun fact in the Doom novels It is said that the Doom Slayer is Catholic.
    Edit. Why in the name of the gods is this my most popular comment. Like what the hell

  • @isaacgoeth5158
    @isaacgoeth5158 5 років тому +426

    *"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the last 24 hours, but you must understand. Our interest in their world was for the "betterment of mankind". Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes. But it was worth the risk. I assure you."*
    *Doomguy - SMASHES SCREEN!*

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +27

      He doesn't give a shit, and he doesn't have time to.

    • @Thecloaker_
      @Thecloaker_ 4 роки тому +27

      Human translation: *I oNlY dOo DoO fArTeD fOr ThE gOoD oF hUmAnItY*

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 4 роки тому +16

      See that's how you make a silent protagonist with character.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 3 роки тому +6

      Sees corpse

    • @Teachermook
      @Teachermook 2 роки тому +14

      Looks at corpse. Then calls BS using his fist.
      Doomslayer ladies and gentlemen. Speak with your fists and carry a BFG.

  • @JeremyRedus
    @JeremyRedus 5 років тому +85

    Person: i've been to hell and back for this.
    Doom slayer: first time?

  • @Omni_Confirmed
    @Omni_Confirmed 5 років тому +98

    This ripped through the home page and tore apart my reccomended

  • @jesmarkmikesell1957
    @jesmarkmikesell1957 4 роки тому +323

    "I know my demons all too well."
    "Nothing left to do,"
    *"But RIP. AND. TEAR."*

  • @colorron8
    @colorron8 4 роки тому +145

    Demons: *Exist*
    Doom guy: *You have forfeited your life privalleges*

  • @thienphu6751
    @thienphu6751 4 роки тому +387

    How to stop demon
    Gods:❌
    Doom Slayer:✅

    • @maytkdn3279
      @maytkdn3279 3 роки тому +7

      Just rip and tear tham that the best way

    • @maytkdn3279
      @maytkdn3279 3 роки тому +4

      Just rip and tear tham that the best way

  • @Figey_2022
    @Figey_2022 5 років тому +156

    Add revenue:sees this video
    Add revenue:ight imma head out

  • @Cartigoon
    @Cartigoon 3 роки тому +17

    Demons: nothing.
    Doom slayer: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED.

  • @JorgeHernandez-qw3wy
    @JorgeHernandez-qw3wy 4 роки тому +751

    God: My children you are all made with love
    Doomguy in the background: Burn FUCKERS. DON"T TRY RUNNING AWAY I ONLY STARTED
    God: I accidentally made him when I was mad and possibly high.

    • @iaraalves9833
      @iaraalves9833 3 роки тому +61

      What did god use to get this high and angry?

    • @Tyrantark375
      @Tyrantark375 3 роки тому +44

      @@iaraalves9833 he inhaled some plants

    • @guywhomakesmemes3915
      @guywhomakesmemes3915 3 роки тому +23

      @@Tyrantark375 -tobacco or nicotine

    • @MrBud1911
      @MrBud1911 3 роки тому +36

      God knew exactly what he was doing when he made Doomguy.

    • @WAFFLE_BIRD4
      @WAFFLE_BIRD4 3 роки тому +15

      @@MrBud1911 he wanted something dead but doom guy didn't know who so ya know process of elimination

  • @jord8572
    @jord8572 5 років тому +336

    Satan: You trapped in here with all of the demons, Doom Slayer
    Doom Slayer: *chuckles No, those demons are trapped in here with me

    • @ApocalypticRaiden
      @ApocalypticRaiden 4 роки тому +10

      He is the demons' nightmare, also why I absolutely love the game...

    • @Ninjalegendboom
      @Ninjalegendboom 4 роки тому +7

      If it was all gamers in doom guys position we. Would shred al dem demons we don’t need no crusafix

    • @trapjoeyakablooddweller5604
      @trapjoeyakablooddweller5604 4 роки тому +5

      demons: * sweats * IM IN DANGER

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 4 роки тому +6

      Slayer: *locks door*
      Demons: You idiot! Now your stuck in here with us!
      Slayer: *laughs* No... your stuck in here with me
      Demons: *wait*

  • @DENORTHBEARFISHING
    @DENORTHBEARFISHING 5 років тому +272

    No one:
    Me when I get the shotgun in doom: “keep your distance it’ll make you safer”
    Me when I get explosive shot:
    _run like hell_
    Me when I find mini gun: OOHHH DANG BOYS
    Me: finds bfg: run demons run

  • @cheyendijk1750
    @cheyendijk1750 2 роки тому +24

    "What's the matter, are you new to this? Let me choose your fate, DOOM it is." Great line. Fits perfectly

  • @yes8807
    @yes8807 5 років тому +80

    Doomguy: *KILLING EVERYTHING HE SEES*
    Demon: I knew i shouldve stayed at the back.

    • @frostknight230
      @frostknight230 4 роки тому +3

      Lol, that demon should've went back to his mother🤣

    • @crosshairdidgeridoo
      @crosshairdidgeridoo 4 роки тому +2

      Demon: please dont kill me please dont
      Doomguy: standing there menacingly
      Demon: well, ima die

  • @ytho106
    @ytho106 5 років тому +112

    No one:
    Literally no demon in a 100 mile radius:
    Doom slayer: *i smell pestilence*

    • @alabamanibs5828
      @alabamanibs5828 4 роки тому +1

      @Gamer Pulse am I the only one wondering why you asked?

    • @alabamanibs5828
      @alabamanibs5828 4 роки тому

      @Gamer Pulse a web series loved by millions is obviously gonna be understood by a ton of people.
      One more thing, don't follow up with "cuz no one replied" literally three minutes after my comment when yours was four days ago.

    • @alabamanibs5828
      @alabamanibs5828 4 роки тому

      @Gamer Pulse I am. What's your problem?

    • @alabamanibs5828
      @alabamanibs5828 4 роки тому

      @Gamer Pulse then don't aasume I have any

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 роки тому

      @Gamer Pulse scp contaimentbreach for the win

  • @abedamini8043
    @abedamini8043 5 років тому +513

    This is doom 2019 everyone

  • @HumblePaladin
    @HumblePaladin 4 роки тому +42

    0:56 when the long cutscene finally ends

    • @Rexal_1
      @Rexal_1 3 роки тому +2

      Also the quiet kid when the bully breaks his mp3 so his parents get him an mp5

    • @rickiovalle2601
      @rickiovalle2601 3 роки тому

      @@Rexal_1 uh . oh

    • @dethzx4253
      @dethzx4253 3 роки тому

      Same jacob

  • @JeremyRedus
    @JeremyRedus 5 років тому +2953

    Roses are red
    Depression is internal
    *Fortnite is temporary*
    *AND DOOM IS ETERNAL*

  • @Thunderdude135
    @Thunderdude135 5 років тому +399

    No one:
    JT MUSIC:
    Recycle, Reuse, Remastered 😍

    • @masterpiece8846
      @masterpiece8846 5 років тому +5

      It works really well

    • @avatarofcod2970
      @avatarofcod2970 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @viniciuspiroli3381
      @viniciuspiroli3381 5 років тому +3

      My favorite music got remastered,and the remaster became my favorite again

    • @goatfetusgamer1858
      @goatfetusgamer1858 5 років тому +5

      Unlike *some* companies at least their remasters actually improve the item in question

    • @marineghost3138
      @marineghost3138 5 років тому +1

      Is the main comment supposed to be to be hating or not?

  • @Rryan8065
    @Rryan8065 5 років тому +79

    Demon: *hears heavy metal flying in the distance*
    Also demon: somethings wrong I can feel it

    • @cyril7727
      @cyril7727 2 роки тому +1

      DOOM GUY: WHO IS READY TO DIE AND BE SKINNED AND TOURTURED FOR HOURS ON END

  • @skydivcali
    @skydivcali 3 роки тому +70

    here are the lyrics
    [Intro]
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    Beware what lies beneath your feet
    This hollow ground, where Demons sleep
    I will uproot these evil seeds
    And use my fists to keep the peace
    I told them one day
    I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions
    They told me to go to Hell
    So you know what?
    I did
    [Verse 1]
    And that might sound ludicrous
    But that's the truth, and I'll prove it bitch
    Welcome to Hell, I'm movin' in
    Someone tell the Devil I'm gonna room with him
    Have you ever heard of a crucifix?
    Nothin' but a couple of useless sticks
    I don't need your hokey Holy Bible bogus, homie
    Because I'm through with it
    Do you think that this suit will fit?
    Thank God, lemme start shootin' shit
    Lots of power in the Argent Tower
    And everybody here is abusin' it
    When I go to work, I might go berserk
    It all depends what kinda mood I'm in
    Gut you with a chainsaw, rip your jaw right off
    Snap your neck with a brutal kick
    Carnage isn't it gratuitous
    I got the cleanup crews like "who did this?"
    What's the matter? Are you new to this?
    Lemme choose your fate, Doom it is
    They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over
    Hold up, is it just me?
    Or did it just get colder?
    [Chorus]
    You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
    You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
    I know my demons all too well
    Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
    [Verse 2]
    It's in my nature, call me Buffy because I'm a slayer
    And I'm slayin' well when I'm raisin' Hell
    Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer
    My shotgun's gonna turn you to vapor
    Then I'll make this station a vacant crater
    I'm a terminator when I wear my Praetor
    Sending every demon to meet their maker
    You could say that I'm on pace with Vader
    Compared to him, my Dark Side is greater
    Somebody tell Satan, "say your prayers"
    Make sure his obituary's put on paper
    Whether you're Baptist, Catholic, Methodist
    None of that matters, abandon your Testament
    Bludgeoning Barons, wrecking the Revenants
    Sever the head, and mess up what's left of it
    I'm seein' red, forget about etiquette
    Desecrate every devilish nemesis
    I'll cut you in half, so you'd better split
    You'll end up like the rest of these skeletons
    Fleshy vessels to hellish developments
    I won't let'em in, I will never quit
    Pushin' back this infectious malevolence
    So all of your respect you better give
    Cause in Hell I'm a veteran resident
    [Chorus]
    You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
    You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
    I know my demons all too well
    Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    [Bridge]
    Beware what lies beneath your feet
    This hollow ground, where demons sleep
    I will uproot these evil seeds
    And use my fists to keep the peace
    Flesh and bone, the creatures feed
    Lock and load my BFG
    Light them up like TNT
    Just don't let them see you bleed
    And in these troubled times
    Don't you lose sight of yourself
    There's nothin' left for you to do
    But fight like hell
    [Chorus]
    You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
    You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
    I know my demons all too well
    Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)
    (Fight like hell)

  • @Holinater
    @Holinater 5 років тому +118

    This version is so clean and clear sounding but doesn't have have the more violent sounding style of the old one still 10/10

    • @lemekanium949
      @lemekanium949 5 років тому +6

      Agree with that

    • @doomslayer9242
      @doomslayer9242 5 років тому +5

      True

    • @doomslayer9242
      @doomslayer9242 5 років тому +2

      I like my kills to he violent

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 5 років тому

      I still enjoyed it tho.

    • @simplylucky3126
      @simplylucky3126 5 років тому

      Holinater yea I feel like this version would be more of like someone telling the story/song of doom slayer calm and collective with some exiting parts while the original is like doom slayer telling the story/song violent loud and very exiting

  • @MrMemes-hb3hn
    @MrMemes-hb3hn 5 років тому +168

    Me before watching: You can’t possibly make the remastered better
    Me after watching: how did they make it better?

  • @egilscorner2469
    @egilscorner2469 5 років тому +1640

    Mortal Combat: I AM THE MOST BRUTAL BLOODY GAME EVER!!
    God Of War: Hold my beer
    Doom Guy: *Stops Kratos* Hold me Shotgun... Boy

    • @williamafton5598
      @williamafton5598 5 років тому +48

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
      I love it and

    • @wesleygetsinger1859
      @wesleygetsinger1859 4 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DeXieTy
      @DeXieTy 4 роки тому +36

      Kratos: 😮 did u just call me BOY!!

    • @jooabergstrom3697
      @jooabergstrom3697 4 роки тому +26

      More like *intimidating silence*

    • @hardcorejack4954
      @hardcorejack4954 4 роки тому +42

      Doomguy: yes
      Kratos: YOU GONA PAY YOU PATHETIC MORTAL
      kratos showing blade
      Doomguy pick shot gun
      Me: hey who order pizza

  • @rednoodleoffate
    @rednoodleoffate 4 роки тому +134

    Demons abound, worlds turned infernal
    Feel the flames of Hell churn, cursed concoction
    But know as your Doom looms eternal...
    Peace was never an option.
    *This one's for you, Daisy.*

  • @eiras_1999
    @eiras_1999 5 років тому +1402

    Doom is such an adrenaline rush. Once you play it, even though you know that in reality if these demons existed they would undoubtebly tear the average person apart, you still get the invincible feeling that you could slaughter those imps hand-to-hand from witnessing such badassary like The Slayer displays. At that moment you embody The Slayer, and nothing should stand in your path for you no longer know fear.
    The Slayer lives in all of us. Long live Doom!

    • @drakofox1362
      @drakofox1362 4 роки тому +77

      If these demons exist than that would mean the Doomslayer would exist at the same time and we can watch him rip and tear

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +34

      @@drakofox1362 dear god you're right.

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +15

      @Blizzard Gaming **tearful salute**

    • @renren9477
      @renren9477 4 роки тому +6

      Amen

    • @bingodango1669
      @bingodango1669 4 роки тому +14

      Roses are red demons are efernal
      But we all know doom is eternal

  • @diobrando8966
    @diobrando8966 4 роки тому +84

    Satan: why is it so over populated here?!
    Doomguy: yo

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 4 роки тому +4

      After doom guy leaves hell
      Satan: why is it so underpopulated here

    • @tinamygrant
      @tinamygrant 3 роки тому

      Damn dio

  • @okay.6024
    @okay.6024 5 років тому +1056

    Fortnite: "we will be around for ages."
    Doom slayer: "You think you're good, doom is eternal"

    • @tutapi2225
      @tutapi2225 5 років тому +18

      than the blue shell came

    • @MichaelGomezReznovin
      @MichaelGomezReznovin 5 років тому +9

      I don't speak Columbine

    • @vert3432
      @vert3432 5 років тому +31

      Fortnite is temporary...
      But Doom... Doom is ETERNAL.

    • @TFSPY962
      @TFSPY962 5 років тому +5

      Doom is *forever* internal

    • @nelacantu1609
      @nelacantu1609 5 років тому +1

      That's it! That's the joke!

  • @freshwater8706
    @freshwater8706 4 роки тому +18

    2:36 that transition is lit

  • @madisong8213
    @madisong8213 4 роки тому +78

    Person who made the English captions:
    “I iss smartss dood.”

  • @mightytron2279
    @mightytron2279 5 років тому +388

    Doom pushed back a couple more months:
    Doom: I’m giving fortnite the few more months it needs. For I am coming

    • @phillynation2906
      @phillynation2906 5 років тому +13

      What’s bad for that is it releases closer to Cyberpunk 2077 which will immediately take the spot light

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 5 років тому +18

      @@phillynation2906 Or will Cyberpunk 2077 be overshadowed by Doom Eternal due to all the positive hype surrounding it,

    • @phillynation2906
      @phillynation2906 5 років тому +12

      blaster23456 well Cyberpunk 2077 is estimated to sell 20 million copies in a single year and it has Keanu Reeves so that will be hard to beat

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 5 років тому +17

      @@phillynation2906 Doom Eternal managed to get all this hype around it without needing to hire a celebrity or even put up sales projections to get people talking about it. It's gotten all this positive energy around it through trailers, leaks and gameplay footage alone.

    • @phillynation2906
      @phillynation2906 5 років тому +5

      blaster23456 the fact is the hype for Cyberpunk has been building for a while, since it’s first trailer in 2013, they did announce Keanu until this summer

  • @TheSuperSpud
    @TheSuperSpud 5 років тому +160

    Being the last one alive in dodgeball be like: Doom
    Winning be like: This song

    • @algorhythm1690
      @algorhythm1690 5 років тому

      Or like being the last one alive on your team during search and destroy on cod mobile

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 5 років тому +1

      R6s: *my team dies and it’s just me
      Me: sh*t
      Also me: *turns into doomguy
      After winning: this song

    • @kreywus
      @kreywus 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Palinkas
      so this song can be about tachanka turning into doomguy while getting ace

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 5 років тому

      Ustolemyname Ihateyou if we talking about Chanka, yes
      Get his tap-tap shotgun and you got a minigun, shotgun, and op pistol

    • @ironwill3148
      @ironwill3148 5 років тому +1

      What kind of dodgeball do you play where people die?

  • @calco9577
    @calco9577 2 роки тому +18

    “They told me to go to hell. So you know what? I DID” I love that part it’s the best out of The Whole song

    • @Wwdeck
      @Wwdeck 9 місяців тому

      More like
      Cause in hell ima a veteran resident

  • @raidengodofthunder6177
    @raidengodofthunder6177 5 років тому +336

    Prefer the original but holy hell this is a badass remaster.

  • @HK-ty6er
    @HK-ty6er 5 років тому +79

    Music: *hold up is it just me, or did it just get colder*
    After listening to the remastered version
    Me: nah bro, you are not alone

  • @netherlordgaming995
    @netherlordgaming995 5 років тому +568

    When doomslayer enter the cyberdemon cell
    Doomslayer: no boss music
    Cyberdemon: why do I hear boss music I'm the boss
    Also doom slayer: *charges BFG with malicious intent*
    Edit: thanks for over 500 likes!

  • @a_random_youtuber6151
    @a_random_youtuber6151 4 роки тому +186

    Charlie Hazbin: "Is there a more humane way to decrease overpopulation in hell?"
    Me: Yo, slayer!
    Doom slayer, in the distance: What?
    Me, after remembering Charlie is a demon: Not'n.

    • @eh2239
      @eh2239 3 роки тому +6

      Un fortunately charie, doomguy is the inly way

    • @tryhardfailhard775
      @tryhardfailhard775 3 роки тому +3

      dog doomslayer will make them go extinct

    • @IronHawk5
      @IronHawk5 3 роки тому +2

      Just don't hurt her she's innocent

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 роки тому +2

      Now I’m curious if the Slayer could take down Alastor?

    • @user-uj9lf6gr9l
      @user-uj9lf6gr9l 3 роки тому +2

      By now I think the angels are more humane than Slayer

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 5 років тому +49

    Goblin slayer: I'm the best slayer!
    Doom slayer: Hold my mug with demon's blood!

    • @oviyansood9124
      @oviyansood9124 Рік тому

      alternate
      doomguy: hold my pet bunny's head

  • @Bert988
    @Bert988 5 років тому +1342

    Prometheus: finally, after all that time I made man!
    Zeus: wait hold on, who is that that guy slaughtering Hades, and beating him with his own limbs?!
    Prometheus: umm... I didn’t do that, trust me
    Doomguy: makes a symbol meaning, *”You’re next”*
    Zeus: Where the HELL did he go?!
    looks back at Prometheus, and his head was *gone*
    Zeus: *Sudden fear*

    • @thelittefox4527
      @thelittefox4527 5 років тому +15

      Hahahahah

    • @brotherrex3014
      @brotherrex3014 5 років тому +54

      Prometheus helped mankind develop but still this was amusing

    • @Bert988
      @Bert988 5 років тому +35

      Eragon, thank you
      I know this because i know Greek mythology
      Also he made mankind literally out of clay

    • @ironicmedic3912
      @ironicmedic3912 5 років тому +39

      now i have a theory that Doom Guy is related to Kratos lol

    • @Mask3dShadow
      @Mask3dShadow 5 років тому +8

      i guess he didn't have the foresight for the slayer

  • @ttbadwyt7627
    @ttbadwyt7627 5 років тому +266

    You know you’re early when a good vid has 44 likes

    • @NemoXD
      @NemoXD 5 років тому +1

      135th

    • @capnm3
      @capnm3 5 років тому

      3 minutes later I'm somewhere in 1.2k 🤣👌

    • @cheetahplays2022
      @cheetahplays2022 5 років тому

      I agree
      We need a irl version to complete the trilogy.

    • @dankpants_1
      @dankpants_1 5 років тому

      And 0 dislikes

  • @jacksimpson2222
    @jacksimpson2222 13 днів тому +4

    Getting ready for Dark Ages. 💪🏾🐐

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 4 роки тому +741

    God sees doomguy
    God: So are you on our side?
    Doomguy: No, you are on my side.

    • @Meme-lf8tx
      @Meme-lf8tx 4 роки тому +43

      God: :/ hm

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 4 роки тому +81

      God: ...wut.
      *blows up the spider mastermind with the big f*cking gun*
      God: ...ok then. *sweats*

    • @rml_366
      @rml_366 4 роки тому +38

      doomguy is against communism

    • @nikobellic5116
      @nikobellic5116 4 роки тому +23

      I think I got the wrong yellow car ride....

    • @Abergsma54
      @Abergsma54 3 роки тому +7

      @@nikobellic5116 yep you need to go back liberty city with Roman

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 5 років тому +119

    It’s a little weird not hearing
    “Born into battle, raised by a war, we’re born to battle, cause we’re battle born” at the end

    • @Kinetik901
      @Kinetik901 5 років тому +7

      I remember that, though I didn't really watch the video much once it was on stores.

    • @gameknight9956
      @gameknight9956 5 років тому +6

      Kinetik you deserve a veterans discount

    • @Kinetik901
      @Kinetik901 5 років тому +4

      @@gameknight9956 Likewise

    • @tommynorris4460
      @tommynorris4460 5 років тому +2

      I know

    • @tannermiller8226
      @tannermiller8226 5 років тому +1

      yah i mis that

  • @triplazma32
    @triplazma32 4 роки тому +180

    They told me i could rule the world when hell was frozen over
    Mei mains: i didn't see that

  • @dregmek
    @dregmek 4 роки тому +15

    Demons:we have you surrounded!
    Doomguy: *all I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men*

  • @peris_arts_film9699
    @peris_arts_film9699 5 років тому +1594

    God: creates man
    Man: has one dude literally killing the demons from hell and making the devil sweat
    God: now that’s what I’m talking about
    Edit: now I tip my hat to you very kind people for these likes and here’s one back to you👍

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 років тому +57

      The doom slayer isn't human.
      He's kind of like an archangel except he's not.
      He's from another dimension where he used to protect these God-like beings that were the anti-demons of his reality.

    • @Destroyer42005
      @Destroyer42005 5 років тому +39

      @Scott Peltier bruh your really good at summarizing and connecting the og doom and 2016

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 5 років тому +32

      @Scott Peltier Personally not a Believer in the "DoomSlayer is Doomguy" theory but I must say I wouldn't be surprised if it was canon and confirmed in Eternal!

    • @killerallzomb5385
      @killerallzomb5385 5 років тому +24

      @@thewhompingwampa2671 I mean it's very possible since doomguy is basicly the base form of doonslayer because of the armor. And well know any other guys that's human who kills demons like this

    • @robo_soldier8268
      @robo_soldier8268 5 років тому +5

      Stonks

  • @impulsiveman5901
    @impulsiveman5901 5 років тому +45

    Doomguy: enters hell.
    Demons: this'll be easy
    A few minutes later
    Strogg: grog get Satan
    Grog: why
    Strogg: no time to talk get Satan!

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 5 років тому +140

    And just like that, you too can become a Demon’s PTSD

    • @shavenation3660
      @shavenation3660 5 років тому +3

      there would be no demon alive to have PTSD

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому

      DovahBOI. exe I get the joke, but I think if you kill a demon, they just go back to hell, if you are a demon and you kill a demon, then yes, that demon would die.

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 5 років тому +1

      Bold of you to assume I let them live long enough to *have* PTSD >:3

    • @Eric_Nomad_Hixtone
      @Eric_Nomad_Hixtone 5 років тому

      @@coolsceegaming6178 titan consumed power of killed by Slayer, so they do not respawn but stuck in ghost form here and become lost souls, after this they have to evolve from scratch to something better like hellknight

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 5 років тому

      @@Eric_Nomad_Hixtone are you reading a some religious bullshit or something of that?

  • @cyanide77x
    @cyanide77x 4 роки тому +25

    Oh man, They Remastered my childhood.