Actually interesting request but I doubt biology would work like that. You'd have to request so much of that popcorn that it's literally visible form yo mouth 😂
For my last meal I'd ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake. That should buy me a few months. Those two are almost never available at the same limited time.
If I remember correctly, the mcrib is always available in Japan, so you really want to do the crime in mid-April right when it looks like they're running out of Shamrock Shake mix for almost a years worth of contemplation.
@@lucasblanchard47 the reason he bleeps is to not get demonetized. I'm not saying I'm for him not having the bleeps. It's just what you have to do on UA-cam these days.
-Fried Chicken -Collard Greens -Mac N Cheese -Baked Salmon -Tbone Steak -A small bowl of fried shrimp -2 Baconators from Wendy's -5 BBQ Wings -Small Pepperoni Pizza -1/4 of chocolate cake -2 liter of grape soda -2 cups of milk -Bottle of Water
Well yeah, they're genuinely good friends with him, it's not like they're gonna say something funny and he's like "NO, YOUR COMMENT CAN'T BE IN THE VIDEO!!! HUUUURAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
@@myles831 Spaghetti and meatballs with parmesan cheese; fried buffalo chicken but specifically with the more tender fall-off-the-bone skin; some crab rangoon; a handful of seasoned Cajun fries; maybe a small bowl of Haitian or Spanish rice, and a tuna salad sandwich on White bread, middle-high on the mayo and diced celery with pickles and mustard, all with blue cheese and hot sauce as my condiments, washed down with a virgin Piña Colada and a couple beers. 40 size if they can manage.
Yes infact, there was a deathrow mate who requested strawberries and cottage cheese. He ate so much and was sure to be over stuffed so when they flipped the switched and he started to twitch he chucked up his stomach content. The witness said they thought he was throwing up his internal organs, that's what the inmate wanted. Wild af.
I tried researching for a few minutes, and I couldn't find anyone with that request specifically, so...I don't want to say it didn't happen because I really did just do a quick Google search, but it would be nice to have the alleged inmate's name. Interesting story if true though.
I'll never forget the David Allen Grier sketch where a death row inmate requests an all you can eat buffet as his last meal so they could never execute him. He was just permanently on the toilet shitting and eating. Absolute genius.
The thing about strawberries is you can grow them and hold off ripening. The slower you grow them the better. Some crazy Japanese farmers grow strawberries the size of apples which take upwards of FOUR YEARS to get there. They're apparently one of the most delicious things you can eat. All for the cool price of $350.00 EACH.
papa Meat did an awful job covering that guy's story, he was mentally ill and had no idea he was about to be put to death, and he didn't process it until they gave him his final meal. I dunno about you, but if someone handed me a few pounds of food, and then told me I was about to be pumped with expired chemicals to death, I would also not eat.
@@scottvertical398 I don't have any sympathy for a racist murderer, sorry. Mental illness isn't a valid excuse for being a monster, it's at best an explanation.
They'd know- either from previous med records or prison-talk But mostly I think dying from allergic anaphylaxis would be long and stressful Like long enough for them to grab an emergency epi-pen, shoot ya to bring you down... and then lethal injection
I like to think that the Last Meal was designed to be over-the-top and super delicious for the specific criminal, so that after they engorge, the deep regret sinks in and they think "damn that food was so fucking good, i wish i never killed that kid" as one last form of psychological torture before they end your life.
That's a nice sentiment, but they're definitely just enjoying the food my brotha. The food represents how "this" killing (of the criminal) was different than the killing the criminal committed. It's a 'last act of mercy/compassion from the system that will kill you tomorrow, despite you not giving that same courtesy to your victim' type of thing.' It shows there is still good in the world. I actually think it's a very merciful act, not an attempt at dark psychological torture in their final moments. That's dark, makes them no better than the criminal
@scottsspot well said. I have kinda thought the same thing. Showing mercy to those who refuse to give it can sometimes work, other times not, but when they are going to be put to death for sure it definitely is a serious mindphuck
Like scott said, its moreso that the last meal is for us, or the justice system in general, this person cant be redeemed in any way and must be removed from the world lest they do more damage, so the last meal is an additional layer of differentiation between their crimes and the removal of their life
>Whole roasted chicken >Panko breaded shrimps >Brioche garlic bread with mozzarella >Chocolate pudding with cream in top >A strawberry milkshake And take me out via firing squad...
Theres a good lil documentary about a prison chef that made last meals for 15 years. Its a really neat insight to how everything works, he put his soul into it and it really showed in the doc. Edit ~ Brian D. Price - The Death Row Chef
Certainly not a last meal, but as I went into my c-section surgery with my husband and while the doctor and nurses were working I was talking to my husband telling him I wanted a sub sandwich after I was done getting turned into a human ziploc bag. So as soon as we got out of surgery with our new baby in tow, my mother-in-law went and got us our sandwiches. Subway never tasted so good when I couldn't move my legs and was high on painkillers.
@@MysteriumArcanum fair, it’d be pretty lame to let the dude have a bit of a good time before finishing him off, especially if he slung infants around or something awful.
- deep dish pepperoni pizza - mac and cheese - double bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce and onion ring - french fries with ketchup - stack of green onion pancakes - thai iced tea - vanilla chocolate shake - mild wings with ranch from wingstop - fruit tray with strawberries, raspberries, grapes, and watermelon - bread pudding with vanilla ice cream - 3 steak and cheese & 3 monterey jack taquitos from 711 - spice cake with cream cheese frosting - 6 queso birria tacos with refried beans and rice on side - chicken caesar salad - orange chicken, chow mein, white rice from panda express - ling ling brand potstickers boiled - one grilled cheese - bacon, hashbrowns, 3 over easy eggs, and toast - gallon of lemonade I will die from eating or die in a food coma.
Also, I just had my first baby girl🥹 and my pregnancy craving was orange chicken n fried rice and sunny side up eggs and toast. My baby is 9 months old and I still can't stop eating them damn eggs💙😭
@@BlunterSalesI agree, they claim they’re all professional but I’m not sure. I had one for 200$ per session once a week, and he ended up just telling me he “couldn’t help me anymore”. So I stopped seeing him after a while. And then just a few months ago, a year or two after I stopped seeing him, he started messaging me on LinkedIn asking about my prior place of living? Was really strange. 😅 not sure if that’s legal or not- or if he even recognized me? But, strange either way. I recommend offline care whenever possible.
What's funny is that John Wayne Gacy actually used to manage a Kfc, so he must've really loved that shit to work there for so long and then want it as your last meal
10/10 The editing, food piling, and censorship add so much. Papa's been rummaging through the "low-hanging fruit section" for some content, but his team and him kill it every time.
He’s always thinking about what his next few projects are and we can know it’s going to be on its own tier of content. He is his own thing like David S. Pumpkins 🎃. He’s the best creator of all time and just warming up. Such a talented great man of our time, papa meat 🥩.
You got me. I thought my air pod died and that bit of anger arose in me so quickly only to hear you talk again seconds later and then my anger was replaced… With fury.
• Twisted Mac, Chicken & Cheese from Hard Rock Café topped with bacon and French fries on the side. • A Norwegian potato dumpling with melted butter, bacon and lingonberry jam (and some soured milk to wash it down). • A Cherry Coke float. • A Galvanina ginger beer. • A lime Jarritos. • A mozzarella di bufala, straight, perhaps some basil to go with it, maybe some beef tomato and/or salami too. • Chocolate pudding and the largest amount of crème anglaise ever witnessed. • A slice of Norwegian marzipan cake. • Some chocolate lava cake with gelato. • A cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream.
I got angry at Texas for abolishing last meals over this. Seems like they run their prisons like a kindergarten where they punish everybody over that shithead kid making a mess again.
A fun fact about the state of Utah is that they have a policy where if they are unable to obtain the chemicals for lethal injection, they just straight up firing squad them. The condemned stand in a room, a doctor with a stethoscope finds their heartbeat and pins a red piece of paper to their white shirt where their heart is. Then five guys with M4’s in a blacked out and shaded section of the room each fire a single round from a firing ‘stall’. There is no blank round, the executors are volunteers.
My grandpa was a prisons pharmacist from the 70s-90s and had met Jeffery dahmer as well as John Wayne gacey. He said dahmer was an ass as well as a severe narcissist and upon meeting my grandpa threatened to kill him after a small conversation but gacey was really friendly and was even gonna make a painting for my grandpa until the prison thought better of letting a prolific serial killer sell art. He only saw dahmer once or twice when he was in transit around several prisons but he had multiple conversations with gacey.
God, my crazy story is that my driving instructor’s cousin was Dauhmer’s first victim. She told me that they just figured he had run away again. This happened when we were driving past a sign that was like a documentary about him. Also, when I was a teenager, I was reading the newspaper and there was a headline that they were going to turn Dauhmer’s (I think childhood home) house into a bed and breakfast!
That's surprising. I thought it would be the other way around. Kind of a shame he never got a Gacy painting, it'd be worth a good bit now. Also my dad worked at the Cincinnati jail back in the 80's when he met and had a conversation with Donald Harvey when he was first arrested. My dad said it was one of the most disturbing conversations he's ever had.
Except for the woman. She was a "victim." So, everyone takes it easy on her. Crazy to think 1 would would have 3,000 people try to rape her and that was her defense. Chick was ugly af... No one tried to rape her, she was just a p.o.s. and deserved to be put down like a dog. I know this will get removed and I'll get banned because I'm talking about a woman. If it were a man it would be OK though.
I don't. The obsession with the punitive justice system is destroying justice itself. Sure, they are bad people, but the death penalty is still a gross corrupt concept. It has been proven to not deter crime, and to cost taxpayers more than life in prison. Not to mention the innocent people that have been executed. As soon as we all recognise these "monsters" are just people that probably were failed by society, we might actually learn to prevent this shit from going on.
@@aldranzam3456 every option to deal with this issue seems horrible when I try to think about the alternatives. the mental hospital route could definitely come with its problems. i don't know if we will ever figure out the best solution for this.
I was intrigued by Phillip Workman's last meal...the request to give a vegetarian pizza to every homeless person in Nashville, so I looked him up. He actually may have been innocent, not of the robbery gone wrong but of the actual killing. The autopsy of the police officer showed that his wounds were not consistent with the gun that Workman had and that he was likely killed by friendly fire. Also, the witness who claimed to have seen the fatal shot probably was never even at the scene. He was a drifter and drug addict who no one else could recall seeing there. He had only called the police after the event. Later this witness ended up recanting his testimony, said that prosecutors pressured him, and even passed a polygraph saying his story was a lie. So not only did the Justice system deny him his last wish to feed the homeless, they very likely killed an innocent man.
Wether his gun killed the cop or not is actually not very relevant legally speaking. You are guilty of felony murder if you are committing a crime that you could reasonably assume poses a danger to others and so done else dies in the course of the crime. Doing a robbery and having a fight with the police is certainly a set of circumstances in which one could reasonably assume people would be in danger.
@@paulhammer4941 No, that's not the way it works in the case of cop friendly fire. If you rob a bank and the cops shoot a bystander you are not held criminally responsible for the cops killing that person. Likewise, if a cop shoots another cop while trying to subdue someone the suspect isn't charged for the cop maiming or killing another officer. The only cases in which felony murder charges such as the one you've cited stick are when someone's accomplice to a crime murders and then they're all charged with it. Not the police misfiring and killing their own. Like I said in my original post. You should look up his case.
This sounds good I'd want some red king crab and lobster as well. Maybe a bit of bacon mac n cheese and have bits of lobster in it as well. Of course the crustaceans would be preffered fresh. Oh, and whatever is the fanciest yet most reasonable champegne they can get their hands on. And a shamrock shake.
-20 cooked oysters with lemon on the side -30 lumpia -3 Ice cold powerade (bc what if i finish 2) -Pack of rootbeer -little caesars pizza - 2 snow crabs boiled and with a side of cheese sauce and that oily dipping sauce (idk what the dipping sauce is called but they always use it for crab)
This is what smart and prepared men do. He's obviously pre-made this video. So while he's on vacation, so he can breastfeed us with his beautifull succulent videos.
A single cup of coffee is so badass because everyone else is asking for a fat meal to fill up on and send them into comatose while she was just like “nah. Caffeine please. I wanna be awake for this shit.”
I cant believe you're actually seriously considering the ramblings of a mad woman as some kind of epic one liner lol The way you put it, she sounds like a prisoner of war or something. She's a murdering psychopath who remained psychotic to her last meal and got coffee, a full day before her execution. So no, the coffee she drank had 0 effect on the actual event in question. Get a grip pal lol
There was this food truck in Amsterdam when I was there in 2002 and they had the biggest most delicious fries I've ever had. They were giant and bright yellow somehow and drizzled with garlic mayonnaise. If they could find those exact fries again I'd die pretty happy.
I don't know if it could help, but they might have used yukon gold potatoes. They are bright yellow and have a fantastic taste. The other option I can think of is that they seasoned the fries with turmeric.
I was 12 when Ronnie Lee was executed here in UT, it was a big thing (all over the news). I had to have my mom explain to me what a firing squad is. It’s a group of volunteers with guns. All of the guns expect one have blanks so when they shoot no one knows who did it. I thought it was the strangest thing.
I never knew that…I literally thought like 5 guys mag dump some dude….the story I read about a guy surviving like 4 firing squads makes a lot more sense 😅
@@AK574 yeah that’s what I thought too 🤣 but it makes sense why they do it that way. They don’t want the person to brag about it or have some kind of power trip.
- Buk Kut Teh from a mom-and-pop shop where a 10-year-old is at the register doing his homework - a pound of chocolate-covered strawberries -3 deep fried pineapple rings covered in sugar -Stack of fried chicken Pancakes - both a Powerade AND a Gatorade - two bottles of Jack Daniels
Omg yes! Bak Kut Teh! I'd want both the herbal soupy version and the then dry style strifry with marmite! A huge HUGE bowl of yummy yam rice and a whole lot of diced garlic with soy sauce on the side.
Many many many aren’t acquitted, and a lot of people on death row happen to be like a burglary gone wrong and the punishment should obviously be life in prison. It’s also mad racist.
Exactly, there are people that die having given everything to the world that don't get any say in their last meal, but we decide to give it to the worst of the worst. We should have them pick it and then force them to watch a homeless person eat it in front of them.
@@bbg09delta The thing that blood thirsty teens like you in the comments section of UA-cam don't understand is that the justice system, as a concept in the modern, western sense, exists to punish, but to also ensure that basic human decency is upheld. I know it's really hard for people like you to understand why, as a civilized society, we wouldn't just torture and dismember even the worst of criminals, but throughout centuries of public executions and humiliations and torture, we've realized that punishing criminals while maintaining their basic human decency is what separates us from something like a theocratic tyranny, blood lusting and crucifying people openly on the streets, or stoning them to death, surrounded by cheering crowds. Having procedures and rules for this ensures that things do not get out of hand, and it ensures that people will not feel like criminals are punished arbitrarily in a vigilante way. Not to mention how you wanna bring a homeless person in and give them some food, as a way of making the criminal suffer even more. It's like a homeless person is just a prop to you to use for your own blood lust.
I agree somewhat, especially when they go all out on the meal and it’s just an excessive amount of food. But I think there’s a psychological component to the last meal that no one has been bringing up. The last meal could pretty much be a simple, lightning bolt reminder of how good life can be. You get treated to your favorite foods for the last time which makes walking up to your death just so much more punishing because you’re slowly realizing you’re never going to taste those goods ever again. I don’t know, I think just some murderer slowly biting into their delicious last meal and reminiscing on their life choices is kind of a cold way to send them out instead of just “eat this bullshit we spat out, dumbass. You’re going to the electric chair.” By that point, it’s easier to just double down with no regrets, at least from what I’m assuming. I think there should probably be a budget or some sort of limit on what they order though. Like, we only need to give them a little taste for the effect, not give them the greatest meal of all time.
This may be a dumb idea, but Matt Stonie should do some of these larger portioned meals as one/few of his challenges, these killers order QUITE a lot and most likely they've never been finished. Holy hell.
My crime: Johnny Silverhanding Blackrock HQ Last Meal: 1 large new york style cheese pizza with extra cheese, 2 12 oz new york strip steaks cooked medium, 24 Krispy Cream Donuts half glazed half cream filled, 30 bottles of Coca Coal in a glass bottle, 20 Large McDonald's Fries with ketchup, two 6 piece chicken strip baskets with gravy from Dairy Queen, and 2 large vanilla milkshakes
I'm allergic to eggs and nuts. I'd ask for large quantities of both of those so I can go out on my own terms and make the biggest flightiest mess possible.
Death row guards have a look at your information, including your allergies so you wouldn't get away with that order. Epi-pens would also be available on-site.
For my last meal I'd ask for 3 shrek kid cuisine meals, a big bag of blue raspberry pop rocks, Wendy's curly fries, bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeños and a plain cheesecake with strawberries- maybe also some of those soft sugar cookies with frosting that most people hate. And some of those chalky flinstones vitamins lmao
- A supreme pan pizza from Dominos, extra mushrooms - Plain wings with a few cups of ranch - Olive Garden garlic bread - A side of large freshly made McDonalds fries - Portillo’s chocolate cake - Fountain Dr. Pepper w/normal amount of ice and a large glass of ice water That Portillo’s cake is key
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9:56 I'm pretty sure I know this case. If I'm not mistaken, the guy (likely) didn't kill the police officer, instead it was friendly fire & they used him as a cover up because he did indeed have a gun & rob the place. I think he went on to say he never wanted to hurt anyone. Also pretty sure the officers shot at him first, he hadn't shot at them or threatened them. The bullet that killed the officer didn't match his gun but matched the other officer's gun. It's been a while since I looked at this one so please feel free to correct me (factually). (Not saying the guy was right to rob that place or do cocaine BTW lol)
My last meal (which I would never be in this situation) would be: a baconator and fries, 2 slices of Costco pepperoni pizza, 2 gordita crunches, a 2-liter bottle of diet A&W Root Beer, and a slice of strawberry cheesecake
I've already had mine in mind for years on the off chance of a worst case scenario: 20 fried scallops with a side of melted butter for dipping them. A four patty chili cheese burger 16 ounce bowl of chow mein noodles Medium sausage and mushroom stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, Glass bottle of Sangria seniorial (non alcholic) Can of Cactus Cooler Can of Brisk Slice of cheesecake A rum and coke
I've thought about what my last meal would be several times and I believe mine would be: - A cup of tiramisu - A bowl of salted peanuts or pretzels - A can each of Cherry Coke and Canada Dry ginger ale - A plate of BBQ short ribs with potato purée
This is a tough question Papa. Also shooting from the hip, I'd probably want a Giordanos plain cheese Deep Dish pizza from Chicago. 1 lb. of snow crab legs with butter to dip in, a portion of smoked salmon my dad made. A 4 pack of ice cold Frostie Vanilla Root Beer. Vanilla peanut butter swirl ice cream and a slice of my mother's homemade pumpkin pie for dessert.
- Angel Foodcake with cool whip as icing. - 1lb of strawberries and raspberries (for the cake) - Hibachi noodles, steak, w/fried rice and shrimp. - 2 Blackberry Izze sodas. - 1 Medium Dominos pizza with spinach and chicken. Boom.
The last meal of someone who truly committed a heinous crime is one thing, but can you imagine being one of those innocent people who got executed and being asked what you'd like to have as your last meal? One time someone listens to you and it's to take a freakin' food order.
What's worse is that even if you use it to feed someone else, they can just say "Lol no" it's like, ok you can have budget limits on charity work but fine with giving extravagant meals to sickos? 😅
He wasn't technically completely innocent but I feel for that guy who was put on death row for Killing the cop while High. For one it was a cop and two he wasn't in his right mind. Not saying he was some angel it just feels out of place next to a bunch of guys who killed old women and molested children
@@musclecarmaniac6914 They are still people, I'm just saying that compared to hurting a child, assaulting women, etc is much more heinous than attacking a cop. Cops barely want to put their own lives on the line when they need to but "it comes with the territory" so to speak. They demand respect they often don't earn when I hear about so many cases of a cop choosing not to act in a deadly situation. You sign up knowing there's a good chance you could die. It's just how it is. It's entirely different than the pure evil in the other cases featured . I'm not "Acab" but I'm "most cops are crappy and even if they do want to help don't/ can't do much because of the system that they're in"
@@n8archy121 Also who loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that much? lol I loathed getting them for lunch as a kid. Just the most boring mundane school lunch ever.
My crime: John Wilkes Booth-ing a bunch of DC big wigs. My last meal: A garlic butter seafood boil with king crab legs, a pound of head-off shrimp, scallops, corn, potatoes, and broccoli + a liter of Fiji water & a Dusse and pineapple on the side + strawberry cheesecake for dessert.
Honestly spot on but I’d just add steak and fried chicken Also some soda cause I don’t think inmates drink soda often so maybe add something new Cause screw it really you gonna die try to eat as much as you can My crime tho? I don’t think I can think of one
La bandera (stewed chicken rice and beans, avocado, side salad dressed in olive oil and vinegar), sweet fried plantains with ketchup, large slice of tres leches cake, 2 Krispy Kreme original donuts and banana pudding. To drink a vita malt, very large cup of guava Tang with ice and a glass of filtered ice water.
My last meal: 40 pieces of nigiri sushi, split equally between salmon belly, fatty tuna, Spanish mackerel, and eel. Spicy garlic ramen with extra noodles. Jerk chicken and ox tails with rice and peas. Really high quality Ribeye, medium rare, with chimichurri. Cannoli and German chocolate cake.
for your last meal question i’d say: -BBQ chicken wings -Pepperoni pizza -Ramdon (korean dish of spicy noodles and steak) -Brookie (chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream, strawberry’s and compacted together with cookies) -A load of pepsi max
@@deadsoon909 the ramdon is proper easy to make. just cook two different types of spicy noodles, cook a steak with some garlic seasoning, pour the noodles into a bowel, leave a little bit of the water in it and mix some seasoning into it, chop up the steak and it’s good to go. takes like 5-10mins and it tastes amazing
Medium Rare 16 oz Seasoned and Seared Prime Rib with broccoli from Outback A McDonalds Strawberry Shake Large Black Iced Coffee from Dunkin A basket of fries from Crazy Flamingos on Marco Island A basket of cheese curds from Sunset Grille on Marco Island A Rappleberry Crush with red crushed leaf kratom from Kava Culture Strawberry Paleta from 711 Strawberries, raspberries, and green grapes
Last meal would have to be homemade mac and cheese, brisket with no sauce, cherry coke, green bean casserole, cornbread from Famous Dave's and one of those assorted cheesecake platters you can get from like a Meijers.
13:30 that guy didn't want just any ole dirt, he wanted dirt from the grave he was gonna be buried in. Trying to smack us wit some voodoo shit on his way out.
That spaghetti Os thing. It made me laugh cause I just thought of my son, he's got ASD and even though they taste the same he won't eat spaghetti only "ooops" as he calls them. My oldest daughter tried to tell him that spaghetti was just long hoops , but he just looked at it and said it was broken 😆 😂. So apparently there's a big difference between spaghetti and spaghetti Os. 😅😂
I'd get an entire pound of unpopped popcorn, so that the electric chair will become a real spectacle.
Gold. But wouldn’t you would actually have it in your mouth or ass for it to pop out?
Gold. But wouldn’t you would actually have it in your mouth or ass for it to pop out?
Actually interesting request but I doubt biology would work like that. You'd have to request so much of that popcorn that it's literally visible form yo mouth 😂
I'm half chipmunk, it'll work out. Trust me.@@danielsurvivor1372
Gotta add some oil to the mix, leave a bit of each in your mouth, and mouth the words “watch this,” to the one way glass before they cover your head
For my last meal I'd ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake. That should buy me a few months. Those two are almost never available at the same limited time.
You clever s.o.b.
I too watched raising hope.
If I remember correctly, the mcrib is always available in Japan, so you really want to do the crime in mid-April right when it looks like they're running out of Shamrock Shake mix for almost a years worth of contemplation.
they would probably tell you to pick something else.
At 15:44 tell me dude in middle and dude on left aren’t the same guy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love how Hunter tells his editor not to put clips in and he always leaves them in
I'm pretty sure he means the audio.... Because when meat says it the audio is bleeped.
@@GRAITOMand then immediately afterward he’ll let other demonetized words slip through the editing. Wtf?
@@lucasblanchard47 the reason he bleeps is to not get demonetized. I'm not saying I'm for him not having the bleeps. It's just what you have to do on UA-cam these days.
I want the firing squad and a bottle of Jack and a Le Grande Pantuer
That's how it is for Markiplier. The power that an editor holds, they must use it well, or not at all.
-Fried Chicken
-Collard Greens
-Mac N Cheese
-Baked Salmon
-Tbone Steak
-A small bowl of fried shrimp
-2 Baconators from Wendy's
-5 BBQ Wings
-Small Pepperoni Pizza
-1/4 of chocolate cake
-2 liter of grape soda
-2 cups of milk
-Bottle of Water
You forgot the watermelon
@neemz0117 well done sir
He’ll yes
A SINGULAR BOTTLE OF WATER??
The crime you committed was the drinking the grape soda
I love how Papa Meat and his crew joke around on camera and it makes the cut. It’s kinda wholesome
Well yeah, they're genuinely good friends with him, it's not like they're gonna say something funny and he's like "NO, YOUR COMMENT CAN'T BE IN THE VIDEO!!! HUUUURAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
definitely agree.
Definitely
Makes me wish that i were friends with him tbh ngl
Oh shut up! What a dumb thing to say, Wholesome.
Can confirm, the constipation was real after gary carl simmons meal lmao 🤣
"Don't worry guys; he might still be alive until he craps his pants!"
What would your last meal be
@@myles831 Spaghetti and meatballs with parmesan cheese; fried buffalo chicken but specifically with the more tender fall-off-the-bone skin; some crab rangoon; a handful of seasoned Cajun fries; maybe a small bowl of Haitian or Spanish rice, and a tuna salad sandwich on White bread, middle-high on the mayo and diced celery with pickles and mustard, all with blue cheese and hot sauce as my condiments, washed down with a virgin Piña Colada and a couple beers. 40 size if they can manage.
@@viscountrainbows2857quite the selection for being on death row
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Yes infact, there was a deathrow mate who requested strawberries and cottage cheese. He ate so much and was sure to be over stuffed so when they flipped the switched and he started to twitch he chucked up his stomach content. The witness said they thought he was throwing up his internal organs, that's what the inmate wanted. Wild af.
Who was it?
@R3fug333 if that were real, the person would have included the name or any actual details, they're just repeating a story they heard.
I tried researching for a few minutes, and I couldn't find anyone with that request specifically, so...I don't want to say it didn't happen because I really did just do a quick Google search, but it would be nice to have the alleged inmate's name. Interesting story if true though.
What’s your source
And that inmate's name? Albert Einstein.
Not to praise a murderer, but coffee as your last meal is pretty boss.
And they were attempted rapists
I'll never forget the David Allen Grier sketch where a death row inmate requests an all you can eat buffet as his last meal so they could never execute him. He was just permanently on the toilet shitting and eating. Absolute genius.
Mad genius
Christ that's a death penalty in and of itself.
forreal let the man live, thats enough torture lmfao
@@vitaliymityushin2346
wrote a song about it! like to hear it? here it go!
The thing about strawberries is you can grow them and hold off ripening. The slower you grow them the better. Some crazy Japanese farmers grow strawberries the size of apples which take upwards of FOUR YEARS to get there. They're apparently one of the most delicious things you can eat. All for the cool price of $350.00 EACH.
Dang
bro, I would absolutely ask for a fancy designer Japanese strawberry as my last meal if I was on death row
Eating one of these is now on my bucket list
I’ll add the giant strawberry to my list of expensive foods to try before I die, along with the fried chicken iced cream that costs $100 for a bucket.
i want one now
The hate crime guy ordered the best last meal, and proceeded to ruin it for everybody else. Really a piece of shit down to the soul.
He was trying to be an asshole right to his very end
papa Meat did an awful job covering that guy's story, he was mentally ill and had no idea he was about to be put to death, and he didn't process it until they gave him his final meal. I dunno about you, but if someone handed me a few pounds of food, and then told me I was about to be pumped with expired chemicals to death, I would also not eat.
@@scottvertical398 I don't have any sympathy for a racist murderer, sorry. Mental illness isn't a valid excuse for being a monster, it's at best an explanation.
nah, fuck that, guys a dick shouldve declined making rhe last meal list in the first place
I could see him being forced fed in hell
Ultimate life hack: don't wait till youre on death row to eat what youd want as your last meal.
If it's the 29000 calorie meal, it will definitely be your last meal
I’m shocked that no one has requested a large quantity of a food they are highly allergic to just to take their own life.
Mmm I do like shrimp
I think some death row guy asked for a bunch of sugary foods so he could go into a diabetic coma.
@@soxpeeweeI like you too bud
They'd know- either from previous med records or prison-talk
But mostly I think dying from allergic anaphylaxis would be long and stressful
Like long enough for them to grab an emergency epi-pen, shoot ya to bring you down... and then lethal injection
I’m pretty sure a guy with a strawberry allergy did just that :p
4:09 thanks for making me panic pause the video thinking my airpods were about to turn off.
I legit switched AirPod and then checked the battery and saw I was still at like 90%, so I rewatched the part and got pissed😂
im not even using my airpods but i got so annoyed omg😭😭
I would love to see Papa Meat go on mythical kitchen for Last Meals, I feel like him and Josh would mesh well
"Mama mia, Papa pia, Stevie Woods got some diarrhea" is my new favorite quote of the day.
Love the use of Norm Macdonald’s “Real Jerk” punchline when talking about serial killers
4:02 the entire span of these 20 seconds alone is an incredible Mona Lisa. Not sorry for my take. F’ing king 👑 🥩
You know, the more I learn about this Hitler character, the less I care for him
@@scottydu81 that has organically came up in conversation like five times for me, nobody has ever laughed…
@@jessejive117 It takes an elevated intellect to find the humor
Norm originally was talking about albert fish when he said that. Look him up. That dude was a real monster. Next level kìnda shit
I like to think that the Last Meal was designed to be over-the-top and super delicious for the specific criminal, so that after they engorge, the deep regret sinks in and they think "damn that food was so fucking good, i wish i never killed that kid" as one last form of psychological torture before they end your life.
That's a nice sentiment, but they're definitely just enjoying the food my brotha. The food represents how "this" killing (of the criminal) was different than the killing the criminal committed. It's a 'last act of mercy/compassion from the system that will kill you tomorrow, despite you not giving that same courtesy to your victim' type of thing.' It shows there is still good in the world. I actually think it's a very merciful act, not an attempt at dark psychological torture in their final moments. That's dark, makes them no better than the criminal
@scottsspot well said. I have kinda thought the same thing. Showing mercy to those who refuse to give it can sometimes work, other times not, but when they are going to be put to death for sure it definitely is a serious mindphuck
Yeah, no. If that were true, everyone would be fed whatever luxury they wanted regardless.
Like scott said, its moreso that the last meal is for us, or the justice system in general, this person cant be redeemed in any way and must be removed from the world lest they do more damage, so the last meal is an additional layer of differentiation between their crimes and the removal of their life
If you say so lmfao
>Whole roasted chicken
>Panko breaded shrimps
>Brioche garlic bread with mozzarella
>Chocolate pudding with cream in top
>A strawberry milkshake
And take me out via firing squad...
Theres a good lil documentary about a prison chef that made last meals for 15 years. Its a really neat insight to how everything works, he put his soul into it and it really showed in the doc.
Edit ~ Brian D. Price - The Death Row Chef
"lotta cheeseburgers" 😂
Nft profile CRINGE
Nice pfp 💀
@Toothedwhale76 that's exactly the point, you get it.
Certainly not a last meal, but as I went into my c-section surgery with my husband and while the doctor and nurses were working I was talking to my husband telling him I wanted a sub sandwich after I was done getting turned into a human ziploc bag.
So as soon as we got out of surgery with our new baby in tow, my mother-in-law went and got us our sandwiches. Subway never tasted so good when I couldn't move my legs and was high on painkillers.
I feel the same way eating subway immobilized by drunkenness.
first meal technically
I had jaw surgery and demanded a KFC afterwards, shit was cash
wow. cool story.
Human ziploc bag ahh
-Carne Asada street tacos from the sketchiest Mexican food truck they can possibly find
-Mexican coke to go along with it
-Jameson on the rocks
As far as I'm aware alcohol isn't served with last meals.
Tacobell and prune juice😂
@@MysteriumArcanum21:10 what about this dude ?
@@apollosperineum ok, so I wasn't 100% correct but to be fair alcohol is only given on certain rare occasions.
@@MysteriumArcanum fair, it’d be pretty lame to let the dude have a bit of a good time before finishing him off, especially if he slung infants around or something awful.
- deep dish pepperoni pizza
- mac and cheese
- double bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce and onion ring
- french fries with ketchup
- stack of green onion pancakes
- thai iced tea
- vanilla chocolate shake
- mild wings with ranch from wingstop
- fruit tray with strawberries, raspberries, grapes, and watermelon
- bread pudding with vanilla ice cream
- 3 steak and cheese & 3 monterey jack taquitos from 711
- spice cake with cream cheese frosting
- 6 queso birria tacos with refried beans and rice on side
- chicken caesar salad
- orange chicken, chow mein, white rice from panda express
- ling ling brand potstickers boiled
- one grilled cheese
- bacon, hashbrowns, 3 over easy eggs, and toast
- gallon of lemonade
I will die from eating or die in a food coma.
Okay that's actually really good. U had me at orange chicken💙
Also, I just had my first baby girl🥹 and my pregnancy craving was orange chicken n fried rice and sunny side up eggs and toast. My baby is 9 months old and I still can't stop eating them damn eggs💙😭
The fact that BetterHelp decided to sponsor MeatCanyon really says a lot about both of them.
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
better help scammed me for $380/mo for some therapist to ask me about my fetishes 0/10 wouldnt reccomend
They have ads with Drag Queens and Tr*nnies, so it's definitely about making things worse.
didnt betterhelp sell out to amazon?
@@BlunterSalesI agree, they claim they’re all professional but I’m not sure. I had one for 200$ per session once a week, and he ended up just telling me he “couldn’t help me anymore”. So I stopped seeing him after a while. And then just a few months ago, a year or two after I stopped seeing him, he started messaging me on LinkedIn asking about my prior place of living? Was really strange. 😅 not sure if that’s legal or not- or if he even recognized me? But, strange either way. I recommend offline care whenever possible.
What's funny is that John Wayne Gacy actually used to manage a Kfc, so he must've really loved that shit to work there for so long and then want it as your last meal
As a chef, can confirm. So easy to get sick of shit you see every day. Some food is seemingly permanently ruined for me, no matter how good it is.
Not as much as he loved underage man meat
@@roblobster10I used to work across the street from a wabba grill and cant eat it anymore. It's been five years.
KFC is timeless, specially with their jalapeno sauce, perfection.
Two pounds of candied bacon
A garlic, cajun chicken alfredo.
A thing of crown apple with apple juice
Two bottle of water.
Don't care what you want 😊
@@nolanchoshut up then 😊
This sounds like a white guy who tries to convince others he doesn't like bland food, idk why I think that tbh
@@beepbeeplettuce5890LOL
this sounds so fucking gas generally. bro mm mm mmmmmm
My last meal would probably be:
- crêpes
- a strawberry milkshake
- strawberries with whipped cream
- a chocolate souffle
- baileys with hot choco
mine would be a godamn mutton roast briyani
Based asf id pick omani shuwa@@philcollinslover56705
@@philcollinslover56705yeah that and a gallon of jack daniels. I’m getting blasted one last time.
@@Colonel_RamRodand pack of marlboro
10/10 The editing, food piling, and censorship add so much.
Papa's been rummaging through the "low-hanging fruit section" for some content, but his team and him kill it every time.
Didn't Count Dankula do a video just like this?
Yeah I think he did
BTW, talking about censorship.
20:26 Papa fucked up
He’s always thinking about what his next few projects are and we can know it’s going to be on its own tier of content. He is his own thing like David S. Pumpkins 🎃. He’s the best creator of all time and just warming up. Such a talented great man of our time, papa meat 🥩.
Man, the woman that ordered the coffee is BRUTAL
Girl dinner
@@solus8685
😆 True.
Thanks that’s almost completely what he said.
Thats a final meal that screams "zero fucks given."
@@tanbozorgie804i would add also that thats a bad mouth feel, when you die. Like, imagine having cigarettes also…
You got me. I thought my air pod died and that bit of anger arose in me so quickly only to hear you talk again seconds later and then my anger was replaced… With fury.
It’s the exact same sound bite my Beats Pro makes too when it does
A fury what?
I didn't even have airpods in and i still had to check them, they're even corded not bluetooth and it got me
ME TOOOO lol @@bludmist380
It got me too. I was just about to rip it out of my ear until I heard it continue playing.
• Twisted Mac, Chicken & Cheese from Hard Rock Café topped with bacon and French fries on the side.
• A Norwegian potato dumpling with melted butter, bacon and lingonberry jam (and some soured milk to wash it down).
• A Cherry Coke float.
• A Galvanina ginger beer.
• A lime Jarritos.
• A mozzarella di bufala, straight, perhaps some basil to go with it, maybe some beef tomato and/or salami too.
• Chocolate pudding and the largest amount of crème anglaise ever witnessed.
• A slice of Norwegian marzipan cake.
• Some chocolate lava cake with gelato.
• A cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream.
Saying you only want 3 wings is the most unhinged thing I've seen from you so far. What kind of monster is satisfied by only 3 wings?
He said he doesn’t even like fried chicken.
I could just listen to Papa Meat list foods for the whole video. There’s something so satisfying about it and seeing the images of food pile up
I thought I was just really high😂😂 glad you liked that too😅
You might be obese brother !!
At 4:09 I straight up thought my AirPods died lmao
Yeah that fucked me up
That shit had me fucked up fr
I like that you got way more angry at the guy who wasted food than any of the murders lmao
Absolute pisstaker thats wasted good will
I got angry at Texas for abolishing last meals over this. Seems like they run their prisons like a kindergarten where they punish everybody over that shithead kid making a mess again.
He’s a hongry boi
That guy couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a piece of shit one last time.
A fun fact about the state of Utah is that they have a policy where if they are unable to obtain the chemicals for lethal injection, they just straight up firing squad them. The condemned stand in a room, a doctor with a stethoscope finds their heartbeat and pins a red piece of paper to their white shirt where their heart is. Then five guys with M4’s in a blacked out and shaded section of the room each fire a single round from a firing ‘stall’. There is no blank round, the executors are volunteers.
My grandpa was a prisons pharmacist from the 70s-90s and had met Jeffery dahmer as well as John Wayne gacey. He said dahmer was an ass as well as a severe narcissist and upon meeting my grandpa threatened to kill him after a small conversation but gacey was really friendly and was even gonna make a painting for my grandpa until the prison thought better of letting a prolific serial killer sell art. He only saw dahmer once or twice when he was in transit around several prisons but he had multiple conversations with gacey.
that's fascinating, i hope you have spent a lot of time with your grandpa. write these stories down. it's great to look back on them later
God, my crazy story is that my driving instructor’s cousin was Dauhmer’s first victim. She told me that they just figured he had run away again. This happened when we were driving past a sign that was like a documentary about him. Also, when I was a teenager, I was reading the newspaper and there was a headline that they were going to turn Dauhmer’s (I think childhood home) house into a bed and breakfast!
Interesting
Wow.
That's surprising. I thought it would be the other way around. Kind of a shame he never got a Gacy painting, it'd be worth a good bit now. Also my dad worked at the Cincinnati jail back in the 80's when he met and had a conversation with Donald Harvey when he was first arrested. My dad said it was one of the most disturbing conversations he's ever had.
Love how he talks about killers like I do, constantly calling them pieces of shit and all lol And my last mean would definitely be a huge sushi boat
Except for the woman. She was a "victim." So, everyone takes it easy on her.
Crazy to think 1 would would have 3,000 people try to rape her and that was her defense. Chick was ugly af... No one tried to rape her, she was just a p.o.s. and deserved to be put down like a dog.
I know this will get removed and I'll get banned because I'm talking about a woman. If it were a man it would be OK though.
I don't. The obsession with the punitive justice system is destroying justice itself. Sure, they are bad people, but the death penalty is still a gross corrupt concept. It has been proven to not deter crime, and to cost taxpayers more than life in prison. Not to mention the innocent people that have been executed.
As soon as we all recognise these "monsters" are just people that probably were failed by society, we might actually learn to prevent this shit from going on.
@@aldranzam3456 every option to deal with this issue seems horrible when I try to think about the alternatives. the mental hospital route could definitely come with its problems. i don't know if we will ever figure out the best solution for this.
@@aldranzam3456 Spoken just like Joker 2019. 😂 Although, I do agree.
I just came here to agree about the sushi, that was my first thought too. Sushi. And A LOT OF IT.
An endless Chinese buffet. I will never die.
You know someone's a psychopath when they drink buttermilk
Same for plain cottage cheese
@@dyslexicboogaloonaaah cottage cheese slaps though i usually add a bit of tobasco to mine
@@v3es473 this officer, this right here.
😅
My ex's grandfather used to drink buttermilk. Like, apparently that was his beverage of choice. 💀💀💀
honestly the video of the guy eating the rice with shaking hands hit really hard
That shit made me sad the whole video
@@Just2MeK yeah I wish I didn't see that, gonna make me sad the entire day
Actually ruined my whole mood 😭
he was edging
I was intrigued by Phillip Workman's last meal...the request to give a vegetarian pizza to every homeless person in Nashville, so I looked him up.
He actually may have been innocent, not of the robbery gone wrong but of the actual killing. The autopsy of the police officer showed that his wounds were not consistent with the gun that Workman had and that he was likely killed by friendly fire. Also, the witness who claimed to have seen the fatal shot probably was never even at the scene. He was a drifter and drug addict who no one else could recall seeing there. He had only called the police after the event. Later this witness ended up recanting his testimony, said that prosecutors pressured him, and even passed a polygraph saying his story was a lie.
So not only did the Justice system deny him his last wish to feed the homeless, they very likely killed an innocent man.
Wether his gun killed the cop or not is actually not very relevant legally speaking. You are guilty of felony murder if you are committing a crime that you could reasonably assume poses a danger to others and so done else dies in the course of the crime. Doing a robbery and having a fight with the police is certainly a set of circumstances in which one could reasonably assume people would be in danger.
@@paulhammer4941 No, that's not the way it works in the case of cop friendly fire. If you rob a bank and the cops shoot a bystander you are not held criminally responsible for the cops killing that person. Likewise, if a cop shoots another cop while trying to subdue someone the suspect isn't charged for the cop maiming or killing another officer.
The only cases in which felony murder charges such as the one you've cited stick are when someone's accomplice to a crime murders and then they're all charged with it. Not the police misfiring and killing their own.
Like I said in my original post. You should look up his case.
@@paulhammer4941still, robbery doesn’t give you death sentence.
Pretty much came down to say this.
Cops shot at him, killed another cop, and charged this guy for murder.
Yeah they just ignored the fact that the bullet didn't match
Big breakfast guy here:
6 eggs, scrambled
8 strips bacon
8 sausage links
Stack of Pancakes
3 Biscuits & gravy
1 Gallon of fresh cold OJ
1 Gallon of cold 2% milk.
Don't care about you! 😊
holy shit man you got my stomach rumbling wtf
wtf not hash browns?
@@nolancho 🤫
how you gonna leave out cheese grits with a lil butter?? lolol
-2 double cheese burgers
-1 rootbeer
- 1 Oreo milkshake
- and potato wedges
This sounds good
I'd want some red king crab and lobster as well. Maybe a bit of bacon mac n cheese and have bits of lobster in it as well. Of course the crustaceans would be preffered fresh.
Oh, and whatever is the fanciest yet most reasonable champegne they can get their hands on. And a shamrock shake.
Solid, respectable meal.
I’ll change the root beer for a classic coke and a glass of red wine (separate glasses of course)
I would replace potato wedges with cheesy fries
@@greninjaguy5264 No 1 asked
7:18 literally the definition of one guy ruining it for the rest
No lie
I know I would've been pissed if I was sentenced to be executed after him💀💀
-20 cooked oysters with lemon on the side
-30 lumpia
-3 Ice cold powerade (bc what if i finish 2)
-Pack of rootbeer
-little caesars pizza
- 2 snow crabs boiled and with a side of cheese sauce and that oily dipping sauce (idk what the dipping sauce is called but they always use it for crab)
are you talking about…butter…
@@smolxans is it pure butter? Bc it looks reddish with some bits in there
I know this channel is by no means small, but I'm very happy I found it. This video gave me the chuckles despite how stressed and sad I am today.
Beautifully said :)
i hope ur feeling better, friend.
Welcome to the Meat-Couch🤙🏼
Its been a month, but I hope you're doing better!
I hope you get better
quick vacation papa?
Busy vacation
I thought this was pre recorded so he can post this while on vacay
Prerecorded but so is all youtube lol.
This is what smart and prepared men do. He's obviously pre-made this video. So while he's on vacation, so he can breastfeed us with his beautifull succulent videos.
hes off to get milk
The earbud powering off sound effect got me
Same! I was like wtf I just charged them!
same and i don't have airpods 💀
My earbud actually died during this video shortly after the effect so it really threw me
Me too and I don’t even use my airpods anymore lmao
I was so confused I had to rewind
A single cup of coffee is so badass because everyone else is asking for a fat meal to fill up on and send them into comatose while she was just like “nah. Caffeine please. I wanna be awake for this shit.”
Metal as fuck indeed.
I cant believe you're actually seriously considering the ramblings of a mad woman as some kind of epic one liner lol The way you put it, she sounds like a prisoner of war or something. She's a murdering psychopath who remained psychotic to her last meal and got coffee, a full day before her execution. So no, the coffee she drank had 0 effect on the actual event in question. Get a grip pal lol
@@GoosFrabaaawhy did you even watch the video?
@@GoosFrabaaa You definitely wouldn't ask for coffee then.
@@GoosFrabaaayou sure he's the one that needs to get a grip? LOL
There was this food truck in Amsterdam when I was there in 2002 and they had the biggest most delicious fries I've ever had. They were giant and bright yellow somehow and drizzled with garlic mayonnaise. If they could find those exact fries again I'd die pretty happy.
I don't know if it could help, but they might have used yukon gold potatoes. They are bright yellow and have a fantastic taste. The other option I can think of is that they seasoned the fries with turmeric.
Rapeseed oil or turmeric for the yellow colour
I was 12 when Ronnie Lee was executed here in UT, it was a big thing (all over the news). I had to have my mom explain to me what a firing squad is. It’s a group of volunteers with guns. All of the guns expect one have blanks so when they shoot no one knows who did it. I thought it was the strangest thing.
I never knew that…I literally thought like 5 guys mag dump some dude….the story I read about a guy surviving like 4 firing squads makes a lot more sense 😅
@@AK574 yeah that’s what I thought too 🤣 but it makes sense why they do it that way. They don’t want the person to brag about it or have some kind of power trip.
@laurenworlton7941 nah they don't want the guy who shot him to know so they don't feel guilty about it
@@ThirdGensAreOk yes it’s a mix of both. I study forensic psychology and people either feel guilty or some may even get a power trip.
@@laurenworlton7941forensic psychology is so interesting to me!
- Buk Kut Teh from a mom-and-pop shop where a 10-year-old is at the register doing his homework
- a pound of chocolate-covered strawberries
-3 deep fried pineapple rings covered in sugar
-Stack of fried chicken Pancakes
- both a Powerade AND a Gatorade
- two bottles of Jack Daniels
Omg yes! Bak Kut Teh! I'd want both the herbal soupy version and the then dry style strifry with marmite! A huge HUGE bowl of yummy yam rice and a whole lot of diced garlic with soy sauce on the side.
I’ve never found you offensive but saying you don’t like fried chicken crossed the line for me 😂
Fr like what
Nah father flesh always felt like more of a chum enjoyer to me
He just hasn’t tried Korean Fried Chicken. For real, ever since I tried that shit, I never went back to regular KFC.
@@yggdrasil4986 nah fr
its not good imo
You're exactly right. Perfectly chosen meals should be reserved for people who were on death row and were acquitted.
Many many many aren’t acquitted, and a lot of people on death row happen to be like a burglary gone wrong and the punishment should obviously be life in prison. It’s also mad racist.
Exactly, there are people that die having given everything to the world that don't get any say in their last meal, but we decide to give it to the worst of the worst. We should have them pick it and then force them to watch a homeless person eat it in front of them.
@@Peepee4brainI too like to say idiotic shit with zero evidence
@@bbg09delta The thing that blood thirsty teens like you in the comments section of UA-cam don't understand is that the justice system, as a concept in the modern, western sense, exists to punish, but to also ensure that basic human decency is upheld. I know it's really hard for people like you to understand why, as a civilized society, we wouldn't just torture and dismember even the worst of criminals, but throughout centuries of public executions and humiliations and torture, we've realized that punishing criminals while maintaining their basic human decency is what separates us from something like a theocratic tyranny, blood lusting and crucifying people openly on the streets, or stoning them to death, surrounded by cheering crowds. Having procedures and rules for this ensures that things do not get out of hand, and it ensures that people will not feel like criminals are punished arbitrarily in a vigilante way.
Not to mention how you wanna bring a homeless person in and give them some food, as a way of making the criminal suffer even more. It's like a homeless person is just a prop to you to use for your own blood lust.
I agree somewhat, especially when they go all out on the meal and it’s just an excessive amount of food. But I think there’s a psychological component to the last meal that no one has been bringing up.
The last meal could pretty much be a simple, lightning bolt reminder of how good life can be. You get treated to your favorite foods for the last time which makes walking up to your death just so much more punishing because you’re slowly realizing you’re never going to taste those goods ever again.
I don’t know, I think just some murderer slowly biting into their delicious last meal and reminiscing on their life choices is kind of a cold way to send them out instead of just “eat this bullshit we spat out, dumbass. You’re going to the electric chair.” By that point, it’s easier to just double down with no regrets, at least from what I’m assuming.
I think there should probably be a budget or some sort of limit on what they order though. Like, we only need to give them a little taste for the effect, not give them the greatest meal of all time.
This may be a dumb idea, but Matt Stonie should do some of these larger portioned meals as one/few of his challenges, these killers order QUITE a lot and most likely they've never been finished. Holy hell.
It was
@@LURKLORD92no it wasn’t. I’d watch it fs and it’s right up Matt Stonies alley
So...a death row request mukbang?
Dude i havent heard about Matt Stonie in yeeeears! I used to watch him all the time.
My crime: Johnny Silverhanding Blackrock HQ
Last Meal: 1 large new york style cheese pizza with extra cheese, 2 12 oz new york strip steaks cooked medium, 24 Krispy Cream Donuts half glazed half cream filled, 30 bottles of Coca Coal in a glass bottle, 20 Large McDonald's Fries with ketchup, two 6 piece chicken strip baskets with gravy from Dairy Queen, and 2 large vanilla milkshakes
based
This was morbidly fascinating. Thank you and if you can stomach it, please do more. There are some crazy ones out there.
Man I've enjoyed every single one of my last meals. You're my favorite anime person papa meat, keep doen your thing.
@HeisenbergTheOG can confirm. Your content is 96% pure.
69 likes...nice
I'm allergic to eggs and nuts. I'd ask for large quantities of both of those so I can go out on my own terms and make the biggest flightiest mess possible.
What if you got a stay
As creative as I find that idea, they're not allowed to give you anything you're allergic to because of that reason
@@JaxlaOnlo That and they probably have emergency epi pens on site lol
Death row guards have a look at your information, including your allergies so you wouldn't get away with that order. Epi-pens would also be available on-site.
Richard Jewel was the security guard that was falsely accused of the Olympic park bombing during the 1986 olympics in Atlanta
18:33 the home depot theme in the background is criminal and I love it
For my last meal I'd ask for 3 shrek kid cuisine meals, a big bag of blue raspberry pop rocks, Wendy's curly fries, bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeños and a plain cheesecake with strawberries- maybe also some of those soft sugar cookies with frosting that most people hate. And some of those chalky flinstones vitamins lmao
Eating like a king
Chalky flintstones vitamins 😂😂
Bloody legend
- A supreme pan pizza from Dominos, extra mushrooms
- Plain wings with a few cups of ranch
- Olive Garden garlic bread
- A side of large freshly made McDonalds fries
- Portillo’s chocolate cake
- Fountain Dr. Pepper w/normal amount of ice and a large glass of ice water
That Portillo’s cake is key
@ThatGuy-bh9qh Weird flex?
@ThatGuy-bh9qh Mediocre to you, and who cares? It’s literally a personal choice amongst everyone.
Oooh, I don't blame u, McDonald's fries slap really hard when they're fresh.
Bro I hope they revive you and give you another ride on the chair for the extra mushrooms.
Look I know people gotta get that bread, but I'm so tired of these betterhelp sponsors. Do not use betterhelp. They have hired unqualified therapists, they're insanely expensive (even if you don't have insurance, most actual licensed therapists and psychologists have discounts for self-pay and are LESS expensive than betterhelp) and they sell your data to 3rd party scrapers. It's not good.
I agree
youtube shunned them before. absolutely taken aback by the fact that we’re promoting them again
I had a therapist show up drunk to a couples session for me and my wife.
@@andrewstephens9843wow lol
@@andrewstephens9843wow lol
-Beef Stroganoff
-Full loaf of garlic bread
-Home brewed sweet tea
-Black forest cake for dessert
0:00 - Intro funnies + Sponsor
2:46 - The Vampire of Dusseldorf (Peter Kurten)
4:04 - John Wayne Gacy
5:28 - Aileen Wuornos
6:31 - Lawrence Russel Brewer
7:52 - Ted Bundy
8:26 - Timothy McVeigh
9:23 - Adolf Eichmann
9:43 Philip Workman
10:05 - Marion Albert Pruett
10:48 - Bruno Richard Hauptmann
11:22 - Teresa Lewis
11:56 - Ronnie Lee Garner
12:34 - Stephen Wayne Anderson
13:05 - James Edward Smith
13:43 - Victor Feguer
14:27 - Ronald Clark O'Bryan
15:24 - Delbert Teague Jr.
15:38 - Thomas J. Grasso
16:45 - John Martin Scripps
17:15 - Gerald Lee Mitchell
17:55 - Steven Woods
18:28 - Robert Dale Conklin
19:22 - Robert Alton Harris
20:04 - Willam Bonin
20:35 - Gary Carl Simmons Jr.
21:10 - John Spenkelink
22:03 -Outro :)
NEEEERRRDDDDD
@@hqbattery 😚😚
W. Well done.
@@hqbatteryHe's already contributed more to this world with that one comment than you'll ever do.
@@frutiger4lyfeThe Vampire of Dusseldorf is Peter Kurten.
Some of these crimes are hard to hear but your commentary has made me burst out laughing uncontrollably countless times
Dude got betterhelp to sponsor a video about executions, absolute legend
Aren't they a huge scam company who doesn't background check their therapists so untrained people can be your therapist
8:41 that's the same car I drive, in the front, destroyed. Quite poetic, I live in Oklahoma.
please make more of this, or even a series !!! youre such a fun guy to watch
9:56 I'm pretty sure I know this case. If I'm not mistaken, the guy (likely) didn't kill the police officer, instead it was friendly fire & they used him as a cover up because he did indeed have a gun & rob the place. I think he went on to say he never wanted to hurt anyone.
Also pretty sure the officers shot at him first, he hadn't shot at them or threatened them. The bullet that killed the officer didn't match his gun but matched the other officer's gun.
It's been a while since I looked at this one so please feel free to correct me (factually).
(Not saying the guy was right to rob that place or do cocaine BTW lol)
Even if he didnt do it he'd still be guilty of the felony murder rule.
My last meal (which I would never be in this situation) would be: a baconator and fries, 2 slices of Costco pepperoni pizza, 2 gordita crunches, a 2-liter bottle of diet A&W Root Beer, and a slice of strawberry cheesecake
Life's not over yet, you might very well be.
Why diet if you are about to die lmfao
Oooh, strawberry cheesecake sounds pretty good right now... Putting that on my last meal list. ✍️
I hate you for wanting diet soda
I've already had mine in mind for years on the off chance of a worst case scenario: 20 fried scallops with a side of melted butter for dipping them.
A four patty chili cheese burger
16 ounce bowl of chow mein noodles
Medium sausage and mushroom stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut,
Glass bottle of Sangria seniorial (non alcholic)
Can of Cactus Cooler
Can of Brisk
Slice of cheesecake
A rum and coke
Dude whose last words were a Bill & Ted quote definitely wins the last words tournament at least.
It's so funny that "torture" and "murder" is COMPLETELY fine to say, but somehow there's another little word that's totally forbidden.
It was only censored at the beginning, he said rape later on if you opened your ears before commenting
@@lnordin4854lmao you really got that guy.
@lnordin4854 that's a little aggressive, but you're right. He said it and OP didn't listen to the entire video before posting.
They also edited in a little $ icon so you know it's safe to make money and say mean words
Even at 20 min in it's bleeped. My point still stands.
13:04 it would be funny if they gave him one of those "dirt" pudding treats that have crushed Oreos and gummy worms on top
airpods low battery prank at 4:18
you got me
4:09
I've thought about what my last meal would be several times and I believe mine would be:
- A cup of tiramisu
- A bowl of salted peanuts or pretzels
- A can each of Cherry Coke and Canada Dry ginger ale
- A plate of BBQ short ribs with potato purée
“I don’t like fried chicken in general” 4:40 dog edit was so dumb but funny
If I'm ever on a death row I'll ask for papa Meat video as a last meal.
This is a tough question Papa.
Also shooting from the hip, I'd probably want a Giordanos plain cheese Deep Dish pizza from Chicago. 1 lb. of snow crab legs with butter to dip in, a portion of smoked salmon my dad made. A 4 pack of ice cold Frostie Vanilla Root Beer. Vanilla peanut butter swirl ice cream and a slice of my mother's homemade pumpkin pie for dessert.
Prob can't call in the guest chefs but the snow crab goes hard
Aw, specific meals from your parents sprinkled in there. Very wholesome.
Since you figured that out how is your process of choosing a victim? ;)
Half these last meals sound like what I order around 2am after slogging back white claws
You should do a video where you look at all the people who were found innocent after they were executed and what last meals they ate
- Angel Foodcake with cool whip as icing.
- 1lb of strawberries and raspberries (for the cake)
- Hibachi noodles, steak, w/fried rice and shrimp.
- 2 Blackberry Izze sodas.
- 1 Medium Dominos pizza with spinach and chicken.
Boom.
Excellent taste, omg. Even down to the Izze soda.
For a moment I thought I had written this! Cool whip is so underappreciated.
The editing is insanely well done here! Great work guys ❤
it’s on sight when i see you making me think my airpods died 4:09
The last meal of someone who truly committed a heinous crime is one thing, but can you imagine being one of those innocent people who got executed and being asked what you'd like to have as your last meal? One time someone listens to you and it's to take a freakin' food order.
What's worse is that even if you use it to feed someone else, they can just say "Lol no" it's like, ok you can have budget limits on charity work but fine with giving extravagant meals to sickos? 😅
He wasn't technically completely innocent but I feel for that guy who was put on death row for Killing the cop while High.
For one it was a cop and two he wasn't in his right mind.
Not saying he was some angel it just feels out of place next to a bunch of guys who killed old women and molested children
Chilling
@@brandonsclips7741A cop is still a person. I assume you're an acab person.
@@musclecarmaniac6914 They are still people, I'm just saying that compared to hurting a child, assaulting women, etc is much more heinous than attacking a cop.
Cops barely want to put their own lives on the line when they need to but "it comes with the territory" so to speak.
They demand respect they often don't earn when I hear about so many cases of a cop choosing not to act in a deadly situation. You sign up knowing there's a good chance you could die. It's just how it is.
It's entirely different than the pure evil in the other cases featured .
I'm not "Acab" but I'm "most cops are crappy and even if they do want to help don't/ can't do much because of the system that they're in"
For my last meal I'd have like a dozen peanut butter jelly sandwiches, a bowl of mac and cheese, and five banana milk, perhaps two actual banana also.
Who hurt you?
@@BobBombadilthis actually sounds like what a serial killer would order. Like why banana milk?
@@n8archy121 Also who loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that much? lol I loathed getting them for lunch as a kid. Just the most boring mundane school lunch ever.
I’m crying, man, I just really like peanut butter jelly sandwiches and banana milk. 😭
@@monsieurshai Hey we all got our own tastes, to each their own :).
My crime: John Wilkes Booth-ing a bunch of DC big wigs.
My last meal: A garlic butter seafood boil with king crab legs, a pound of head-off shrimp, scallops, corn, potatoes, and broccoli + a liter of Fiji water & a Dusse and pineapple on the side + strawberry cheesecake for dessert.
Honestly spot on but I’d just add steak and fried chicken
Also some soda cause I don’t think inmates drink soda often so maybe add something new
Cause screw it really you gonna die try to eat as much as you can
My crime tho? I don’t think I can think of one
based
I’ll take “Public Comments That Put You On An FBI Watchlist” for 500 Alex
impeccable choices 👌
La bandera (stewed chicken rice and beans, avocado, side salad dressed in olive oil and vinegar), sweet fried plantains with ketchup, large slice of tres leches cake, 2 Krispy Kreme original donuts and banana pudding. To drink a vita malt, very large cup of guava Tang with ice and a glass of filtered ice water.
Finally, there’s somebody who says mint ice cream actually taste good
RIGHT
My fav ironically and pistachio lol
My last meal:
40 pieces of nigiri sushi, split equally between salmon belly, fatty tuna, Spanish mackerel, and eel.
Spicy garlic ramen with extra noodles.
Jerk chicken and ox tails with rice and peas.
Really high quality Ribeye, medium rare, with chimichurri.
Cannoli and German chocolate cake.
for your last meal question i’d say:
-BBQ chicken wings
-Pepperoni pizza
-Ramdon (korean dish of spicy noodles and steak)
-Brookie (chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream, strawberry’s and compacted together with cookies)
-A load of pepsi max
3 liter coke and mentos
Yo that Ramdon sounds so freaking good. Never heard of it. Also you have good taste in food because everything you said I absolutely love lol.
@@deadsoon909 the ramdon is proper easy to make. just cook two different types of spicy noodles, cook a steak with some garlic seasoning, pour the noodles into a bowel, leave a little bit of the water in it and mix some seasoning into it, chop up the steak and it’s good to go. takes like 5-10mins and it tastes amazing
Medium Rare 16 oz Seasoned and Seared Prime Rib with broccoli from Outback
A McDonalds Strawberry Shake
Large Black Iced Coffee from Dunkin
A basket of fries from Crazy Flamingos on Marco Island
A basket of cheese curds from Sunset Grille on Marco Island
A Rappleberry Crush with red crushed leaf kratom from Kava Culture
Strawberry Paleta from 711
Strawberries, raspberries, and green grapes
I love the Victorian Filet Mignon from Outback, they have the best steaks .
17:26 the Sonichu medallion LOL we got a Christorian among us
Last meal would have to be homemade mac and cheese, brisket with no sauce, cherry coke, green bean casserole, cornbread from Famous Dave's and one of those assorted cheesecake platters you can get from like a Meijers.
13:30 that guy didn't want just any ole dirt, he wanted dirt from the grave he was gonna be buried in. Trying to smack us wit some voodoo shit on his way out.
Mapo tofu, half dozen egg rolls, pint of blueberries, vanilla milkshake, bottle of Mexican Coke.
I hope it was worth it.
That spaghetti Os thing. It made me laugh cause I just thought of my son, he's got ASD and even though they taste the same he won't eat spaghetti only "ooops" as he calls them. My oldest daughter tried to tell him that spaghetti was just long hoops , but he just looked at it and said it was broken 😆 😂. So apparently there's a big difference between spaghetti and spaghetti Os. 😅😂
Literally I just got to that part and it took me out omggg😂
This is exactly what I needed right now.Thank you,Papa Meat!!!
Maybe prerecorded? He deserves a nice vaycay