How to know if someone is the person behind the slaughter 101: 1. Ask if they could make meatloaf 2. Ask again 3. If they say the are gonna destroy your whole family, just --------
"But I'd rather have dino nuggets" My friend, I forgot those things existed. I'm now going to put that on my mom's shopping list. I haven't had them since I was like...6-8.
Y'ALL I FIGURED IT OUT!! He makes the meatloaf out of humans. We couldn't have any because he didn't have any victims or leftover human meat at the moment, so if we wanted some so bad and kept asking, he'd have to kill our family to make some.
The fact that he went. "It happened to my dog; those things happen all the time!" So energetically, like he had no care whatsoever. That is the kind of man that I look up to.
I started dying of laughter when he was like "stop asking for meat loaf or I'm gonna kill your family." I was laughing bc it was so unexpected 😂. This skit was amazing.
Oml the way he says "Don't be scared, it's fine."
@Skullix_Dino 1:27 I believe
@@allison515 Yes
1:20 CHARLIE IS SECRETLY DUOLINGO BIRD: CONFIRMED
Beg for meatloaf in Spanish
@@NotMe-jm2vd Quiero pastel de carne porfavor :D
all he needed was a little push...
I was gonna make this comment
Oof
What I wanna know is
How many times did we ask for meat loaf
well I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FRICK THE FREAKING MEATLOAF IS
What if we dont eat meat?
Charlie don't want meatloaf..
plot twist, we become the meat loaf
yes
I WAS RIGHT!! CHARLIE GREEN IS AN EVIL VERSION OF CG5
NO MEATLOAF!
All I wanted was some meatloaf 😭
M e a t l o a f
Yes
Clover Whitaker ikr
•>•
Plot twist: *_Charlie was talking to CG5._*
or maybe charlie is DAGames
NO MEATLOAF
Unicorngirl 365 NO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!!!!! SMH
@@krb_lolthatsme9206 man behind the camera
So he's talking to his UA-cam channel?
IM CRYINGG
at the end I whispered "meatlooooooaaaaf" then he immediatly turned around XDD
Coincidence? I think *NOT-*
o god
Same 😂
Charlie: "If you ask for meatloaf one more time... I'm gonna have to devour your family." 50 shades of purple just flashed before my eyes
* t h e m a n b e h i n d t h e s l a u g h t e r *
*inserts It’s been so long*
K*ll*
How to know if someone is the person behind the slaughter 101:
1. Ask if they could make meatloaf
2. Ask again
3. If they say the are gonna destroy your whole family, just --------
There is so much going on here.
The location, charlies welcoming yet decietful tone, MEATLOAF. I just dont understand
"One day there over there....and the next there uh over there..." as he casually points at the sky lmao
And tomorrow, 7 feet underground :)
@@prototype_11 ... thats depressing
Okay um... but pot roast sounds good too-
*yes.*
@@RainbowKidTeeHee the man behind the slaughter?
FRICK OFF I WANT MEATLOAF!!!!
MEATLOAF IS OUR GOD
*I want meatloaf*
Add this to the "Evidence Charlie is insane" list
Got it.
RoarTastic 340 alright
My friend: the tik tok pov’s aren’t that weird!!
The TikTok POVs:
This is a masterpiece
Gimme the Meatloaf Charlie...
I demand the meatloaf Charlie...
*NO MEATLOAF*
You sound like freaking gorefield
I ruined 69 likes
soryy not sorry
“Oh my gosh let me come right down”
He sounded like a Karen 😂😂
I LOVE THIS PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE
I swear i already replied to this comment before but the comment dissapeared
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@@prototype_11 No meatloaf
axel 💀
"don't be scared it's fine...it's fine.."
Charlie.
I don’t know how to feel about having kids with this man
Sorry to break it to ya, but that possibility is slim to none
The way you said that is Not *Okie doki
*How are the kids*
Me: Charlie do you want to tell us something?
Edit: when he was coming down I thought he was going to fall down the stairs
Wasn't me
@@koriyagay Best moment to appear man...
@The man behind the slaughter and this is where I die of laughter
Sprouty Dev *THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER USES SUFFOCATION BECAUSE OF LAUGHING...IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE*
@@koriyagay wait A DAMN MINUTE WILLIAM
Why does this give off SO much "A heist with markiplier" energy?
Me: I don't understand English
Charlie: *speaks English so fast*
Me: 🥺
Then why did you reply in english.
Also his whole channel is based off english.
@@tylerbroccoliproteccsquad4936 based?
GalaxYzy lol
He doesn't speak fast. He speaks normally, and very understandably, to be honest.
@@Ennighten Uh yeah? It's based off of an engish speaking man
Between this and the “” normal” conversation I feel like we’ve reached a whole new level of awesomeness. Love you Charlie keep up the good work.
"One day they're over there"
"The next day they're over there"
Charlie....?
Charlie suit "the man behind the slaughter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
When u dont know what's happening but u still smile from ear to ear😂😂
GIVE ME THE MEATLOAF
YEAH "WHERE MY MEATLOAF AT?
This sounds like a stalker fan meeting their favorite creator
Charlie: *Heavy breathing intensifies intensely*
'Or whatever this place is that we live in.'
10/10 script.
*when he hugged the camera i was happy for some reason*
That is an extreme reaction to meatloaf.
No meatloaf.
Those were the last words that they heard. Truly sad.
Crossing “talking to CG5” off the bucket list.
This went from
“I’m so happy to see you!” to “NO MEATLOAF” So fast 😂😂😂❤️
That’s what Audie says to me basically...
That turned dark near the ending
I feel like I just watched a messed up episode of Blue's Clues
You did....it's the newest episode
I lost it at the end when he shouted "NO MEATLOAF"
Charlie: were not having meatloaf toni-
Camera man: *looks down*
Charlie: hey look up here -_-
Viewers: O-O
THIS IS AMAZING. PURE GOLD. *clapping* ACADEMY AWARD FOR ACTING.
Actually, you're wrong sir, we are having meatloaf, my mother is making meatloaf for dinner tonight. *(But I'd rather have dino nuggets ;-;)*
"But I'd rather have dino nuggets"
My friend, I forgot those things existed.
I'm now going to put that on my mom's shopping list. I haven't had them since I was like...6-8.
@@megansheldon8196 lol
I had Dino nuggets for dinner last night ._.
I love anyone who has said “Dino nuggies”
Y'ALL I FIGURED IT OUT!! He makes the meatloaf out of humans. We couldn't have any because he didn't have any victims or leftover human meat at the moment, so if we wanted some so bad and kept asking, he'd have to kill our family to make some.
What the hell
makes sense to me
Oh....
Ay um that’s a bit violent dontcha think? 😅
“don’t ask for meatloaf” **looks down**
Me: NO NO NOT THAT KIND OF MEA--
Charlie: *Says no meatloaf and walks up stairs slowly*
Me: *Asks for meatloaf*
Charlie: *2:12*
Ok when he yelled “NO MEATLOAF!!!!” My cats just burst through my door and it actually startled me XD
That is me, thanks for recognizing!
Me: Are there meat loaves.
Charlie: I am the man behind the slaughter...
Charlie: “How are the kids?” Me: “I’m only 17! XD I don’t HAVE KIDS!!!”
Same, except I have six cats who I call my furry children-
@Elliott Bass except I’m 9 and it’s three in the morning.
I AM A KID LMAOAOAOAO
When your mom finds a friend at the store
The best thing I've had all morning
I don’t see the point in this but it gives me really hyper energy 😂😂
The fact that he went. "It happened to my dog; those things happen all the time!" So energetically, like he had no care whatsoever. That is the kind of man that I look up to.
This is like reading a fanfiction that nobody asked for.
An uncomfortable masterpiece.
I feel like they guy is a cannibal or something
I-
Why is this in my recommended
Because it’s Charlie Green
*MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME*
@@ferretneedssleep8451 LOL RLY?
AHA
@@SmallIGuess fair point-
Because UA-cam knows quality when it sees it hehEh
Charlie, please do more skits like this where you talk to us. I absolutely love them!
1:13 fAmIlY fRiEnDlY
Hi dan
hi daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan adam sent me
😅@@roadbullhead
"It's okay, that happened to my dog too!"
"Ya know, one day they're over there *points to the side* the next they're over there-- *points up-*"
when he hugged the camera i actually felt a warm presence i
I started dying of laughter when he was like "stop asking for meat loaf or I'm gonna kill your family." I was laughing bc it was so unexpected 😂. This skit was amazing.
"Little TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL CHARLIE!!!!!!"
Charlie: How are the kids?
Me: oh umm they’ve been murdered by a robot. Their frontal lobe was taken out...
*It's You!!*
This is still one of my favorite videos.
“How are the kids”
Me: I’m 11 •~•
where the flip is this place
Somewhere that is nowhere
On a room
Hotel balderdash its written right there
The backrooms
I'm dying omg 😭😭💀💀😂
NO MEATLOAF
I have been hugged. I will never forget this day.
This should be a sitcom
0:20 CG5: How are the kids
Someone: My son died from the man behind the slaughter
Edit: 2:08 CG5: No meatloaf!
Me: I don’t like meatloaf
Omg it’s you Charlie! I’m so happy you came at my birthday oh btw, Charlie, gIvE mE mEaTlOaF
This actually feels like he is talk to me! 😁
I thought he was just gonna fall down the stairs
I thought he would say, “it’s you!” Then start running down the stairs, and fall down
I legit don’t know this guy, this video just appeared in my recommendations ;-;
Me when i see me and my friend in the FUTUREE
Damn no joke you would make a good actor, it would be funny if you did something with Will you and him doing some skits
Charlie Green's power is high screeching noises from his speakers. So he can blast the eardrums of the family.
This is literally me during quarantine
i asked for meatloaf and now my family is dead
HEY LOOK UP HERE
The most wholesome part of the entire video was the armpit smoosh. Period.
I like a lot of UA-camrs they make me happy just like you when I'm sad just each person's videos make me happy.
CG5 when will you do a name and face reveal?
But he did that is his face and his name is Charlie Green
@@steIIaris Whoooosh?
**my family to me because i eat like 5 things**
This POV is waayyy too relatable
Charlie as a dad when his child keeps asking for grandmas meatloaf recipe: 0:58
Me: Meatloaf
Charlie: 2:10
Omigosh hi!!!
*_iT'S bEeN SO lONG-_*
Sorry i had to make a fnaf reference-
2:07
“I just want Meatloaf”
2:12
Charlie: “No meatloaf!!!”
“NO MEATLOAF!!!” IS MY FAVORITE LINE! LOVE YOU CHARLIE!🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
Charlie is such a good actor.
Is Charlie trying to be an Aunt? Because he nailed it.
Me: Whispers I really want some meatloaf
Charlie:yells no MEATLOAF!
“i made some dinner do you want some dinner?”
*flashbacks from exciting dinner*
Charlie: How are the kids?
Me: well... Little Timmy fell down the well
This was so random, but it was the best thing I've seen all week.
0:15 CG5: give me a hug!
me: LEAVE ME ALOOONE
I love these videos, they make me smile
This is literally every couple after quarantine.
The true man behind the slaughter.
"yeah i let my kids hang out with this guy in a purple suit and haven't seen them since"