“GUYS TACO BOUT IT WAS A SERIES WE WERE ALWAYS GOING TO DO!!! “ crazy how there is crazy lack of mariachi music! I guess you guys will only save that for when you make fun of Hispanics
Dave also gets an F-U from the following Legends characters :) Padme Amidala Jaina Solo Bastila Shan Mara Jade Kreia Nomi Sunrider Tenel Ka Tenenial Djo Mirax Horn And many more I didnt have the time or willpower to write down.
Remember when Jeremy argued that he didn't care if filoni hated him because he gave us 'good star wars content' when Az said 'OK, filoni hates me, I'll spend my money elsewhere' and Jeremy got mad about that? This is that part 2, and Jeremy still loses. Lol.
Sabine's lightsaber wound looks like someone pressed a car's cigarette lighter on her skin. Maybe Dave has some traumatic childhood memories to deal with?
If Ahsoka and Sabine did have a lesbian affair, it must have been one involving necrophilia, as they both appeared to have the emotional range of two corpses.
Felt like we tapped into some genuine rage from Ryan, not because he refuses to be wrong but because he cares about the IP sooo much I love how by the finale Ryan was head down praying for this sh*t to end 🙏 😅 👍 🔥 💯
Lmao DD and RK fighting is always the best. Darth Maul isn't bisexual he is bisectional. Also Plasma doesn't "cut" you it actively separates the bonds of atoms due to the high temperature. Sabine's wound should be leading to the general area being melted and then caraterized leaving a big hole in her lower abdomen causing shock. And the flesh in that area going into necrosis giving her gangrene. If Sabine were to be cut by a in-universe sword like a Vibroblade she would've survived no doubt, but a Lightsaber cuts through blast doors. She wouldn't have made it the Lightsaber would literally burn away the flesh in her body and boiled the surroundings flesh. There would be no flesh to stitch up. You know who else got stabbed in the chest and didn't survive? Starkiller, one of the most powerful force users in the SW EU. If Starkiller can die of the same injury what chances could Sabine have? Thats right she's a girlboss! Wooo! Slay Kween!
Yep, the whole universe has lost its meaning for me. I'll watch the reviews of their shows, but I have no interest in spending 45 minutes of my life watching their garbage.
I like AZ's take on how Ahsoka should have started. With her fighting Darth Vader. It would have been a massive HOOK and WIN for D+ but they have lost their creative juices.
OMG... as hilarious as it was to listen to the two of them bicker like a couple of grandmas, watching AZ made me damn near pee my pants!!! You guys are so awesome 😅
Dave Filoni let's to pretend that he understands Star Wars but he don't he said that Anakin was... WAS the chosen one, Anakin was and still is the chosen one when becoming Darth Vader, Luke was the catalyst to push Anakin back into the light... Dave said Luke is the chosen one, Luke never was the chosen one...
You just don't get it, Gary. They HAVE to stand there and stare at each other for 3 minutes. How else are they going to figure out what PRONOUNS to use?!?
sabine gets jabbed with the “laser sword” in the rib cage, like in the right lung! then they show her little cigar scar on the left side of her stomach. like a cute little tattoo
Think it's just flipped to escape copyright. It was on her right side, tho it had mysteriously moved down towards her hip when it clearly went through her liver/ribs/lungs
You know that the reason that Asoka left Sabine is going to end up being that they fell in love and Asoka was scared of that because of what happened to Anakin. They're so predictable it's painful.
Correction- Ahsoka was alpha widowed by Anakin. That's why she went lesbo in the first place. Anakin wouldn't commit to her game of Force Push your chosen one in my Orange ya gonna box.
Wait the script isn't done yet! We have to remove all the stakes! More staring, more slow movements, more pauses between lines!! Also i love how absurdly girlboss everyone is, yet ULTRA supportive of each other. Sabine steals the map and literally no one gaf, zero anger, zero feelings about that at all. Ahsoka is like "uh huh ya she stole it k" it's just so syrupy and drama free it made me ill. I cannot watch episode 3. 2 was enough
To be fair, Jeremy is the last person who should be criticizing here, I still remember a time he was singing the praises of Ashoka, Clone Wars and Dave Filoni.
To be fair it did seem at the time that Dave Filoni was the last one standing who knew what they were doing. He disabused us of that notion with these two abominations of episodes.
@@gothamgoon4237 Not for anyone paying attention to...just about anything for the last 5+ years. It became first apparent when Ahsoka seeped into rebels, it worsened when Clone Wars shifted more and more focus onto her, became obvious when she was then injected into Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett..people should have seen it during Clone Wars, you were all but smacked in the face with it by Mandalorian and if it took you till Ahsoka to notice...you weren't paying attention. Ahsoka is his baby and he's done everything he could to make her the most important character possible. Filoni has been reconning and altering canon to suit his own wants for years now and every single time, fanboys kept defending everything he did... thankfully even those people have apparently had enough. I mean..where was everyone when he was praising Kathleen Kennedy? It doesn't get more obvious than that. As much as I like Jeremy, he lags behind in noticing, he does eventually, but it usually takes several months to years. Took him till TLJ to turn on TFA.
@zeroryuj6093 It absolutely is. Plenty of interviews of Filoni and Lucas and other clone wars staff state clone wars is all George Lucas. Ahsoka is from George.
I’m hardly a conspiracist, but I read between the lines, and all the signs of Disney’s downfall and malcontent were there the whole time: - Disney is mainly a girl’s brand (I can’t say family because that includes men), so naturally they’re going to alter and dilute Star Wars. Hence, “the force is female”. Still, I held on hoping for at least a semblance of Star Wars. - The opening line of The Force Awakens, “This will begin to make things right”…utterly savage! That was no accident. All directed by JJ Abrams. - The jumbled abomination that is The Last Jedi…divisive, shameful, and spiteful. Watch all the interviews from Rian Johnson. And it was downhill from there. I could go on, but it would be as pointless as The Rise of Not-My-Skywalker. It’s too bad that it’s taken everyone else so long to see it, but that’s how much we love Star Wars and want to experience more of it.
I noticed that! I was like, “Oh snap, that attack should’ve caused way more internal damage!” When Darth Maul stabbed Qui-gon, it was straight in and out…dead. RIP I really couldn’t care less anymore, but fine, I can believe that through some complex surgery afterwards Sabine could MAYBE survive a stab from a lightsaber, but she seemed to be totally fine about 3 days later…no bacta tank and zero hiccups. Uhh, what!?
A memorable HFY story I saw once featured a realistic lightsaber effect, where the super heated plasma makes the bodies explode from the fluids turning gaseous so fast.
It’s Star Wars. She would have been in a bacta tank and then gotten that part of the body replaced with technology, reminding her for the rest of her life how bad that fight ended.
@@moabman6803 If it was a bullet, then yes, but it was a lightsaber, hot enough to melt steel and far, far wider than a bullet. Really not the same at all.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Maybe, I don't know, gut wounds aren't that serulious if you stop the bleeding. It's a TV show, I don't think about it too hard. A light saber in actuality is impossible to have in real life, but I don't complain about it. TV has that kind of stuff.
Masked evil Sith guy that Ahsoka "fought/interpretive danced with" is definitely going to end up being either Ezra or Kanan. Probably Ezra with how much they're dropping hints that Sabine misses him.
I watched iron man the other day. It was an amazingly good movie. I forgot movies could be this good. Hell, even the original Ant Man was a masterpiece compared to anything they are putting out lately.
It started filming without a finished screenplay. Jon Favreau is more talented than he's given credit for and Lucasfilm is finally paying the price for alienating talent like him.
I rewatched both first Iron Man movies. It's a shame how bad Jon Favreau has digressed and I think it's Disney's fault, same thing happening to Filoni right this moment
I normally start acting out to get the attention on me rather than their crumbling relationship based on how much they despise each other yet held together by the flimsy string of “we are staying together for the kids”
Oh...Dave Filoni has hair on his head? I'm...shocked! This discussion on Ahsoka is more tense and intriguing than the whole f*cking Ahsoka show itself!
Did anyone else notice she got stabbed by the Light saber in her right side, but when it shows her in bed, the scar is on her left side ? BWAA AHHAHAHAHHAAA
Fans are not always right. Bringing a character back for popularity sake is for the most part bad writing and usually when a franchise starts to go to sh*t. It's creatively lazy and done when a studio is incapable of creating new compelling characters. Maul served his purpose in Episode 1. His return was pointless.
@@charlesratcliff2016 I know and it was still a bad decision when he did it. People forget that before Disney brought Lucas Film, Star War fans were complaining about George and wanted him to hand the series over to someone else because they felt he was ruining it's legacy. When Disney brought Star Wars everyone celebrated the purchase because of how well they were handling Marvel at the time. But I always knew Disney having Star Wars was a bad idea.
It's funny to me seeing nerds fight about being Star Wars fans. I'm just sitting here thinking "Once Clone Wars came out Star Wars was dead." Ashoka didn't fit the established canon prior. I've ignored most of it since and this is just amusing to watch others catch up
That shot where she is shot up in the air and landing on the wall, she has the grace of a sumo wrestler, the way she moves in action scenes is ridiculous.
So pure hate made it so he doesn't need a digestive system or an anus to live? 😂😂😂It was rediculous but we accepted it to have an awesome character back. They don't get to just keep doing it like its no big deal
That was both the nerdiest, and most brutal argument I have heard in a while (and I loved every second of it)! So they clearly have so little content (and maybe budget) that they had to edit it with as long a great many boring pauses as possible. Only men die in the Disney Star Wars Universe. And protocol droid ae all girls now.
It would have been more believable if she had to have a cybernetic spine and lung and gallbladder installed and maybe a face breathing mask after 3 months in a coma. Darth maul had massive cybernetic legs and organs installed and he went insane. Yes even maul was a stretch but at least the dude is 3/4 Metal man like Vader, Horde and Malgus the betrayer. Hell Starkiller straight up died and was pieced back together with clone organs. We all know Anakin Crushed Padme's spine but George put some BS about will to live just so it wouldn't traumatize the kiddies but obvious enough that we know what really happened....Damnit I miss Brutal Star Wars EU.
that lightsabre wound isn't even on the same side where the sabre went in her body. she was stabbed to the right of her breast bone the healed wound was shown on the left lower side of her stomach .
I'm gonna interject into the argument at the beginning. "Why it works for DARTH maul, and not for Sabine..." Maul was experienced in the dark-side of the force, and if you know your lore... dark-side users get power-ups when they get mutilated. It's how Anakin survived his ordeal on Mustafar. It's how Exar Kun lived on and attempted to possess bodies, it's how Darth Scion is literally a walking corpse but won't die. It only makes sense, if the light side has force ghosts, the dark-side has force zombies. I would go as far to argue that Darth Maul's heart probably wasn't even beating at the time. None of this takes away from Qui-Gon Jinn's death being so undersold at this point though. Anyways, let's compare that to... fu***ng Sabine. Who probably doesn't even remember what the force feels like... The only plausible way I could conceive her surviving is by harnessing the dark-side of the force over her anger and regret. Anger at herself for not listening to her former master, regret that she had let the enemy get exactly what they came for. If that was implemented in the story, sure... least you gave us an excuse. HOWEVER... where she was stabbed!!!!!! No... she's dead. She was dead when it broke 2mms in. Let's stop underselling how hot those blades are... Sabine had no business surviving that light-saber. Maul had every-right to, out of just pure malice and the fact the Sith have an established trend of not wanting to die. Also there is the fact that Maul is a Zabrak, someone naturally attuned to the dark-side of the force, and regarded for having a very "resilient physiology." Sabine.... is not Qui-Gon, so why isn't she dead? She wasn't even 1/100th of Qui-Gon. Again, if the stab was in a different place, like, say, she got her leg taken off... that would be a new one, and I would accept her survival. No, she got stabbed through the chest. Her lungs were cooked medium-rare. When Qui-Gon got stabbed, we all absolutely accepted that every single organ below the sternum was cooked meat, and really he should have exploded or expanded at the least That's my two sense, now tell those men to kiss and make up. Cause they both suck imo. I watch neither of their channels because I don't have enough cheese for all that whine. EDIT: Responsese from the rest of the video; Snoke was a reject. A puppet for palps. I imagined Snoke couldn't stay alive with the force because Palpatine was already assisting in that endeavor while remote operating the mess of a creature. That's my theory anyway, it holds more than enough water.
I got an ad for the new Denzel Washington movie during this video and he says "people go to the movies to escape". Its good to see there are still some in Hollywood that get it.
The thing with darth maul is even though it was weird/cool it took a lot of effort for maul to come back to his senses and full power. Sabine was up and about with a scar and solving puzzles immediately. Still takes away from the threat of lightsabers.
Pore Azz sandwiched in between Jeremy and Ryan while they argue welcome to an angry episode of the Brady Bunch, love what you guys do keep up the great work
He is a rip off of Master Thon (a character from the EU) mixed with the name of the Bendu monks who had a certain relationship with what ended to be the Je'daii order from Dawn of the Jedi from the EU who used both Light and Dark Side of the force to find balance (that's why Filoni's Bendu was kinda bipolar). Remember, Filoni never creates something new, he is always stealing and pretending he makes stuff.
When I become an evil overlord, which minion can I entrust to make an elaborate scheme to find me, which I definitely don't want to happen? He's a person, not a hidden temple topped off with old school lightsabers that do still kill muggles.
“GUYS TACO BOUT IT WAS A SERIES WE WERE ALWAYS GOING TO DO!!! “ crazy how there is crazy lack of mariachi music! I guess you guys will only save that for when you make fun of Hispanics
You sound like a dork
Arriba! 🌮🌮🌮😂😂😂
@@erickpuma1202 ANDA ANDA OOOORALE PUÉS!
Silenco, penejo.
@@underthepale couldn’t even Type it right 🤣
Dave Filoni: Finally my character is the first of the first strong main female character.
Princess Leia: Fuck you bro.
Dave also gets an F-U from the following Legends characters :)
Padme Amidala
Jaina Solo
Bastila Shan
Mara Jade
Kreia
Nomi Sunrider
Tenel Ka
Tenenial Djo
Mirax Horn
And many more I didnt have the time or willpower to write down.
Remember when Jeremy argued that he didn't care if filoni hated him because he gave us 'good star wars content' when Az said 'OK, filoni hates me, I'll spend my money elsewhere' and Jeremy got mad about that? This is that part 2, and Jeremy still loses. Lol.
I love Jeremy, but he absolutely fails on this stuff alot. He can't help but start useless fights all the time.
@@pkshowsupnoobsallday still haven't forgotten that massive L with Snyder.
It's rare that Az is that right about something, but here we are.
@@underthepaleWoah, wait...AZ said something about trans boobs again?
Jeremy's biggest L along with some of his Nolan takes
In Ahsoka, Ahsoka will find the "Treasure planet" ball and find the treasure from the treasure planet.
0:04 THAT DRAMA INTRO 😂😂😂 AZ'S FACE COMEDY GOLD
Classic AZ.
NEVER change Az! Never change. XD
Came here (8 months late 🤷♂️) to say this. Proper impromptu comedy, and a good edit to pick it out too.
There’s no _passive_ aggression from Ryan.😂 He can’t escape the Irish gene.
AZ has a MODOK head when his camera is zoomed.
Ryan Kinel is ALL Active Aggression :D
I had no idea what was happening once that occurred! 🤣
I can't unsee it.....thank you.
The Fighting Irish! :)
Are you sure Az ISNT MODOK?
Az’s face lmao
Sabine's lightsaber wound looks like someone pressed a car's cigarette lighter on her skin. Maybe Dave has some traumatic childhood memories to deal with?
Lol😂my thoughts exactly
If Ahsoka and Sabine did have a lesbian affair, it must have been one involving necrophilia, as they both appeared to have the emotional range of two corpses.
Have a like!
Boom!
Don't forget beastiality. Ashoka is another species of creature. Common language or not, sentience or not. It by definition is beastiality.
@@Markbell73interspecies erotica, fucko!
Damn savage.
Ryan v Cobra is my new favorite segment 😂🔥
Felt like we tapped into some genuine rage from Ryan, not because he refuses to be wrong but because he cares about the IP sooo much
I love how by the finale Ryan was head down praying for this sh*t to end 🙏 😅 👍 🔥 💯
Lmao DD and RK fighting is always the best.
Darth Maul isn't bisexual he is bisectional. Also Plasma doesn't "cut" you it actively separates the bonds of atoms due to the high temperature. Sabine's wound should be leading to the general area being melted and then caraterized leaving a big hole in her lower abdomen causing shock. And the flesh in that area going into necrosis giving her gangrene.
If Sabine were to be cut by a in-universe sword like a Vibroblade she would've survived no doubt, but a Lightsaber cuts through blast doors. She wouldn't have made it the Lightsaber would literally burn away the flesh in her body and boiled the surroundings flesh. There would be no flesh to stitch up.
You know who else got stabbed in the chest and didn't survive? Starkiller, one of the most powerful force users in the SW EU. If Starkiller can die of the same injury what chances could Sabine have?
Thats right she's a girlboss! Wooo! Slay Kween!
Looks like it easily would have melted half a lung and most of her liver. Pretty sure you need more than a bandage for that!
Wouldn't it have exploded the area due to the moisture rapidly boiling to a tremendous degree? She wouldn't have an abdomen lol
@@arthurfrayn7619 nah, some after sun would suffice
@@benitocamela174 Yes
@@arthurfrayn7619 too low for the liver and lung behind the rib cage. Definitely would have done some massive intestinal damage though.
That intro: This is the kind of shit we used to fight about :(
I miss this. I miss caring.
Yep, the whole universe has lost its meaning for me.
I'll watch the reviews of their shows, but I have no interest in spending 45 minutes of my life watching their garbage.
Nothing I love more than a good nerd fight, especially when it's friends doing it, no drama after it ends, and clearly AZ loves it too.
They killed a over 40 years old franchise in less than 10 years
What are you talking about? They killed it on day one by declaring the EU non-canon. Also, Force Awakens took them only five years.
@@RobinMcBeth Force Awakens didn't destroy the franchise. The Last Jedi did.
They killed the most popular 40 year old franchise in pop culture history in less than 5 years. (Disney Purchase to The Last Jedi)
@@RobinMcBethPreach brother!
@@7thwheel the force awakens is just a new hope but with a girl and less fun
The intro was the best meltdown from FNT last week
My favorite part of Ahsoka is when they recycle the mcguffin from Treasure Planet
Does that mean that Long John Silver is in Star Wars now?
@@Lobsterwithinternet that's the plot twist. He was Ray Stevenson all along.
@@GrumpyLantern Does it also mean animated cat girls are also canon to Star Wars?
@@Lobsterwithinternet Absolutely. Nothing is off the table to them anymore, my friend.
@@LobsterwithinternetGotta appeal to the Asian market somehow.
Man... The things you miss when you only listen. Thanks for reposting!
Az's closeup at the beginning killed me 😂😂😂 He looks absolutely unhinged
AZ is the hero we didn’t know we needed!! 😂
The hero we deserve, but, not the one we need right now.
He is the Sith behind the curtain.
Head like a peanut, body like a trash bag full of mayonnaise
I like AZ's take on how Ahsoka should have started. With her fighting Darth Vader. It would have been a massive HOOK and WIN for D+ but they have lost their creative juices.
Stay on this side
OMG... as hilarious as it was to listen to the two of them bicker like a couple of grandmas, watching AZ made me damn near pee my pants!!! You guys are so awesome 😅
🤣🤣 It took me several time to be able to hear the “argument” AZ was so amazing I just cry-laugh my ass off! 🤣🤣
There was definitely some lesbo vibes going on between Sabina and Ashoka.
Dave Filoni let's to pretend that he understands Star Wars but he don't he said that Anakin was... WAS the chosen one, Anakin was and still is the chosen one when becoming Darth Vader, Luke was the catalyst to push Anakin back into the light... Dave said Luke is the chosen one, Luke never was the chosen one...
A light saber getting run through you is now just a cigar burn
Ahsoka's born every minute
You just don't get it, Gary. They HAVE to stand there and stare at each other for 3 minutes. How else are they going to figure out what PRONOUNS to use?!?
Can’t wait to find out what sex that Huyang robot is. 😂
😐
the combat choreography looks like a bunch of geriatrics at their weekly linedancing class
When you build your light saber from a tanning bed bulb.
The Lightsaber was clearly set to STUN
It was low on power since she'd previously had it set to vibrate all night long.
sabine gets jabbed with the “laser sword” in the rib cage, like in the right lung! then they show her little cigar scar on the left side of her stomach. like a cute little tattoo
I always thought ezra and sabine was the thing not ahsoka who is over 100 years old at this point. ahsoka and sabinme totally mashed taco's together.
Thanks. Now I'm imagining 100 year old taco smashing.
If a Pirahna Plant could vomit...
Ahsoka isn't anywhere even close to 100
Disney has managed to do the impossible!! Destroy every one of their franchises. Good work Disney and congratulations 👏👏
So sabine gets stabbed on her right side but then in the hospital the wound is on her left?? Or am i missing something
I saw that, wtf, I don't think he mirrored the shot, I think they actually f'ed that up.
Disney Star Wars!
Think it's just flipped to escape copyright.
It was on her right side, tho it had mysteriously moved down towards her hip when it clearly went through her liver/ribs/lungs
Clearly the real Sabine died and the surviving one is a Skrull who is bad at details.
Didn't she get stabed in the chest?
nerd rage is always fun to behold
You know that the reason that Asoka left Sabine is going to end up being that they fell in love and Asoka was scared of that because of what happened to Anakin. They're so predictable it's painful.
Correction- Ahsoka was alpha widowed by Anakin.
That's why she went lesbo in the first place.
Anakin wouldn't commit to her game of Force Push your chosen one in my Orange ya gonna box.
Let's bet that doesn't happen, shall we?
@@elemagslavchev I bet it does. It's Lucasfilm. They can't help themselves.
@@vortex_1336 Have there been gay main characters on screen in Star Wars though? I can't remember.
Jedi don't fall in love.
Wait the script isn't done yet! We have to remove all the stakes! More staring, more slow movements, more pauses between lines!! Also i love how absurdly girlboss everyone is, yet ULTRA supportive of each other. Sabine steals the map and literally no one gaf, zero anger, zero feelings about that at all. Ahsoka is like "uh huh ya she stole it k" it's just so syrupy and drama free it made me ill. I cannot watch episode 3. 2 was enough
I liked it, was pretty awesome. Jedi are stoic that's how it is.
OMFG, AZ in the opening was just hilarious. What a talent.
To be fair, Jeremy is the last person who should be criticizing here, I still remember a time he was singing the praises of Ashoka, Clone Wars and Dave Filoni.
To be fair it did seem at the time that Dave Filoni was the last one standing who knew what they were doing. He disabused us of that notion with these two abominations of episodes.
@@gothamgoon4237 Not for anyone paying attention to...just about anything for the last 5+ years. It became first apparent when Ahsoka seeped into rebels, it worsened when Clone Wars shifted more and more focus onto her, became obvious when she was then injected into Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett..people should have seen it during Clone Wars, you were all but smacked in the face with it by Mandalorian and if it took you till Ahsoka to notice...you weren't paying attention. Ahsoka is his baby and he's done everything he could to make her the most important character possible.
Filoni has been reconning and altering canon to suit his own wants for years now and every single time, fanboys kept defending everything he did... thankfully even those people have apparently had enough. I mean..where was everyone when he was praising Kathleen Kennedy? It doesn't get more obvious than that.
As much as I like Jeremy, he lags behind in noticing, he does eventually, but it usually takes several months to years. Took him till TLJ to turn on TFA.
Filoni only wrote like 5 episodes of Clone wars. Ahsoka was George Lucas' creation, not Filoni. Nothing is canon until it's in media.
@@moabman6803 None of this is true.
@zeroryuj6093 It absolutely is. Plenty of interviews of Filoni and Lucas and other clone wars staff state clone wars is all George Lucas. Ahsoka is from George.
let's taco bout... need to be an show like friday night tights. lets taco bout blue beetle almost killed me. i laughed my ass off.🤣
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The balls you have to have to say " this will make things right " about someone else's intellectual property!
I’m hardly a conspiracist, but I read between the lines, and all the signs of Disney’s downfall and malcontent were there the whole time:
- Disney is mainly a girl’s brand (I can’t say family because that includes men), so naturally they’re going to alter and dilute Star Wars. Hence, “the force is female”. Still, I held on hoping for at least a semblance of Star Wars.
- The opening line of The Force Awakens, “This will begin to make things right”…utterly savage! That was no accident. All directed by JJ Abrams.
- The jumbled abomination that is The Last Jedi…divisive, shameful, and spiteful. Watch all the interviews from Rian Johnson.
And it was downhill from there. I could go on, but it would be as pointless as The Rise of Not-My-Skywalker. It’s too bad that it’s taken everyone else so long to see it, but that’s how much we love Star Wars and want to experience more of it.
The FFVII battle music is just the cherry on top.
The Chihuahua literally changes the angle of the blade in the wound when she stands.
Somehow a plasma beam is solid so she can just wiggle it round in the wound too, instead of, you know, cutting through her like a paper towel 🤪
I noticed that! I was like, “Oh snap, that attack should’ve caused way more internal damage!” When Darth Maul stabbed Qui-gon, it was straight in and out…dead. RIP
I really couldn’t care less anymore, but fine, I can believe that through some complex surgery afterwards Sabine could MAYBE survive a stab from a lightsaber, but she seemed to be totally fine about 3 days later…no bacta tank and zero hiccups. Uhh, what!?
Why hasn't anyone noticed that Sabine was stabbed on the right side but the scar is on the left side?????
and located lower and maybe more to a side
scar is down by her hip 😂, even though she got stabbed in the chest.
Was scrolling down the comments to see if anyone else noticed. 😂
Think they flipped the shot to avoid copyright
The image is flipped…
A memorable HFY story I saw once featured a realistic lightsaber effect, where the super heated plasma makes the bodies explode from the fluids turning gaseous so fast.
Star Trek phaser set to disintegrate has the same problem, from a Kyle Hill (?) science video.
Damn...It'd be cool if slicing something with a lightsaber if it was realistic, then again anakin wouldn't have made it 😂
Hahaha, I lost it when he said Sabine alone with her cat!
She should’ve at least had to be put into a Bacta Tank for a couple weeks to survive.
It’s Star Wars. She would have been in a bacta tank and then gotten that part of the body replaced with technology, reminding her for the rest of her life how bad that fight ended.
It's just a gut shot. Not too serious.
@@moabman6803 If it was a bullet, then yes, but it was a lightsaber, hot enough to melt steel and far, far wider than a bullet. Really not the same at all.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Maybe, I don't know, gut wounds aren't that serulious if you stop the bleeding. It's a TV show, I don't think about it too hard. A light saber in actuality is impossible to have in real life, but I don't complain about it. TV has that kind of stuff.
@@moabman6803 Nah bro.. It was lightsaber not a blaster.
Masked evil Sith guy that Ahsoka "fought/interpretive danced with" is definitely going to end up being either Ezra or Kanan. Probably Ezra with how much they're dropping hints that Sabine misses him.
Well, they must have forgotten a step for that open casket wake, Gary. The flies are buzzing around like it's the horse in "1917".
Az was a riot here 🤣
I watched iron man the other day. It was an amazingly good movie. I forgot movies could be this good. Hell, even the original Ant Man was a masterpiece compared to anything they are putting out lately.
It started filming without a finished screenplay. Jon Favreau is more talented than he's given credit for and Lucasfilm is finally paying the price for alienating talent like him.
I was just thinking the other day I should go re-watch the original iron Man!
Original Iron Man is my favorite too. Loved it
I rewatched both first Iron Man movies. It's a shame how bad Jon Favreau has digressed and I think it's Disney's fault, same thing happening to Filoni right this moment
Even Thor 2 & Iron Man 2 were better than most anything today. But for me, all 3 Cap movies were fantastic. AfroCap will not be!
I think I took a lightsaber to the gut with that intro! Az! You genius with the zoom in!🤣
Sometimes Az is just too much, and then other times…he is TOO MUCH! He had me dying during his MODOK moment! 😂
Lmao AZ you are the GOAT! Never change my limey brother!
I had to watch it again just because the lefties are going nuts.
Az, that was Brady Bunch square box mania gold, baby!
I hate it when Mom and Dad fight. . . . 😮
Dad and Dad.
I normally start acting out to get the attention on me rather than their crumbling relationship based on how much they despise each other yet held together by the flimsy string of “we are staying together for the kids”
Hey Gary, Latino here. I support you and your taco jokes, brother!!!
The Final Fantasy fight music is perfect for this.
Asoka looks like the mom trying to give her kid 'the 'stare'.
Except she will never punish her kid no matter how bad the kid is because girl power! Ay yai yai!
@@NRES-ted Ashoka says relax until the 26th of the month when Daddy Government pays his child support.
Oh...Dave Filoni has hair on his head? I'm...shocked!
This discussion on Ahsoka is more tense and intriguing than the whole f*cking Ahsoka show itself!
Did anyone else notice she got stabbed by the Light saber in her right side, but when it shows her in bed, the scar is on her left side ? BWAA AHHAHAHAHHAAA
I love the title to just trigger more people hung up on the blue beetle movie being trashed
Darth Maul being brought back was what the fans wanted. You cannot compare that to the dumpster fire called Ahsoka
Fans are not always right. Bringing a character back for popularity sake is for the most part bad writing and usually when a franchise starts to go to sh*t. It's creatively lazy and done when a studio is incapable of creating new compelling characters. Maul served his purpose in Episode 1. His return was pointless.
@@blueblur2273Just like giving Boba Fett his own show was pointless. Too bad Boba was born a man.
@@blueblur2273 That is true but this was the work of Lucas and not Disney bringing back Maul.
@@charlesratcliff2016 I know and it was still a bad decision when he did it. People forget that before Disney brought Lucas Film, Star War fans were complaining about George and wanted him to hand the series over to someone else because they felt he was ruining it's legacy. When Disney brought Star Wars everyone celebrated the purchase because of how well they were handling Marvel at the time. But I always knew Disney having Star Wars was a bad idea.
@@blueblur2273 Agreed
It's funny to me seeing nerds fight about being Star Wars fans.
I'm just sitting here thinking "Once Clone Wars came out Star Wars was dead." Ashoka didn't fit the established canon prior. I've ignored most of it since and this is just amusing to watch others catch up
Finally a voice of reason.
That shot where she is shot up in the air and landing on the wall, she has the grace of a sumo wrestler, the way she moves in action scenes is ridiculous.
Maul only survived because his hatred kept him alive.
@@EragorEaglor precisely
You write for disney, don't you?
So pure hate made it so he doesn't need a digestive system or an anus to live? 😂😂😂It was rediculous but we accepted it to have an awesome character back. They don't get to just keep doing it like its no big deal
More like because George Lucas kept him alive.
The level of ignorance that oozes from this comment. You are clearly a "Star wars Fan".
Best nerd fight ever on FNT! 🤣🤣😂
Love your work Gary keep it up, screw the haters, your honesty is appreciated.
That was both the nerdiest, and most brutal argument I have heard in a while (and I loved every second of it)! So they clearly have so little content (and maybe budget) that they had to edit it with as long a great many boring pauses as possible. Only men die in the Disney Star Wars Universe. And protocol droid ae all girls now.
Only memorable thing I saw was Ahsoka folding her arms 😂
It would have been more believable if she had to have a cybernetic spine and lung and gallbladder installed and maybe a face breathing mask after 3 months in a coma. Darth maul had massive cybernetic legs and organs installed and he went insane. Yes even maul was a stretch but at least the dude is 3/4 Metal man like Vader, Horde and Malgus the betrayer. Hell Starkiller straight up died and was pieced back together with clone organs. We all know Anakin Crushed Padme's spine but George put some BS about will to live just so it wouldn't traumatize the kiddies but obvious enough that we know what really happened....Damnit I miss Brutal Star Wars EU.
that lightsabre wound isn't even on the same side where the sabre went in her body. she was stabbed to the right of her breast bone the healed wound was shown on the left lower side of her stomach .
Jeremy and Ryan should be in a tv sitcom together.
Statler and Waldorf or Bert and Ernie
This clip is taken from 'Hollywood Headed for DISASTER | Ahsoka: The HER to the Empire - Real BBC w/ HeelvsBabyface & MauLer'
Ryan and Jeremy always has friction with each other 😂. Love them both though
"OMG the Twitter sh*t heels hate that I did a dad joke. Quick do it more".
Love ya Gary👌
Remember when you posted another “taco bout” so you wouldn’t look racist 😭😭😭
I knew I wasn’t the only one that caught this💀
Tell me you don't know anything about Gary's sense of humor, without telling me you don't know anything about Gary's sense of humor.
AZ did a great MODOK impression
Best ever you tube show ever in the history of streaming!!! Thanks Gary, AZ, Rk, Mauler, Jeremy and the gang!!!
If you guys wrote your own Star Wars movie I would totally camp out all night waiting to see it.
Lol at the thumbnail. Good move. Never apologize.
I'm gonna interject into the argument at the beginning.
"Why it works for DARTH maul, and not for Sabine..."
Maul was experienced in the dark-side of the force, and if you know your lore... dark-side users get power-ups when they get mutilated. It's how Anakin survived his ordeal on Mustafar. It's how Exar Kun lived on and attempted to possess bodies, it's how Darth Scion is literally a walking corpse but won't die.
It only makes sense, if the light side has force ghosts, the dark-side has force zombies. I would go as far to argue that Darth Maul's heart probably wasn't even beating at the time.
None of this takes away from Qui-Gon Jinn's death being so undersold at this point though.
Anyways, let's compare that to... fu***ng Sabine. Who probably doesn't even remember what the force feels like...
The only plausible way I could conceive her surviving is by harnessing the dark-side of the force over her anger and regret. Anger at herself for not listening to her former master, regret that she had let the enemy get exactly what they came for. If that was implemented in the story, sure... least you gave us an excuse. HOWEVER... where she was stabbed!!!!!! No... she's dead. She was dead when it broke 2mms in. Let's stop underselling how hot those blades are...
Sabine had no business surviving that light-saber. Maul had every-right to, out of just pure malice and the fact the Sith have an established trend of not wanting to die. Also there is the fact that Maul is a Zabrak, someone naturally attuned to the dark-side of the force, and regarded for having a very "resilient physiology."
Sabine.... is not Qui-Gon, so why isn't she dead? She wasn't even 1/100th of Qui-Gon.
Again, if the stab was in a different place, like, say, she got her leg taken off... that would be a new one, and I would accept her survival. No, she got stabbed through the chest. Her lungs were cooked medium-rare. When Qui-Gon got stabbed, we all absolutely accepted that every single organ below the sternum was cooked meat, and really he should have exploded or expanded at the least
That's my two sense, now tell those men to kiss and make up. Cause they both suck imo. I watch neither of their channels because I don't have enough cheese for all that whine.
EDIT: Responsese from the rest of the video;
Snoke was a reject. A puppet for palps. I imagined Snoke couldn't stay alive with the force because Palpatine was already assisting in that endeavor while remote operating the mess of a creature. That's my theory anyway, it holds more than enough water.
I got an ad for the new Denzel Washington movie during this video and he says "people go to the movies to escape".
Its good to see there are still some in Hollywood that get it.
AZ is a national treasure! 😂
The thing with darth maul is even though it was weird/cool it took a lot of effort for maul to come back to his senses and full power. Sabine was up and about with a scar and solving puzzles immediately. Still takes away from the threat of lightsabers.
Pore Azz sandwiched in between Jeremy and Ryan while they argue welcome to an angry episode of the Brady Bunch, love what you guys do keep up the great work
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco.
The best part of Rebels was Tom Baker and the concept of his character The Bendu.
Hold up. THAT GUY was Tom Baker?
He is a rip off of Master Thon (a character from the EU) mixed with the name of the Bendu monks who had a certain relationship with what ended to be the Je'daii order from Dawn of the Jedi from the EU who used both Light and Dark Side of the force to find balance (that's why Filoni's Bendu was kinda bipolar). Remember, Filoni never creates something new, he is always stealing and pretending he makes stuff.
I like how no one talks about the ball, it looks like the orb from treasure planet
I think Shad had said something about that at the last FNT.
Dave Filoni is a Genndy Tartakovsky wannabe, all his work is derived from him, and not nearly good enough!!!!
His best work was still under Lucas' supervision
When I become an evil overlord, which minion can I entrust to make an elaborate scheme to find me, which I definitely don't want to happen? He's a person, not a hidden temple topped off with old school lightsabers that do still kill muggles.
Oooh, little Ryan gettin cornered by the boss!
Gary, you are very good at this. Your video about the first two episodes is a masterpiece.
holy fuck i laughed way too hard at that intro lmao
Az is right, the first episode should have been a recap of what happened in Rebels. Also, I liked Kanan, I don't care if Freddie Prinze voiced him.
so a lightsaber can slice thru poured cement like it was made of cgi marshmallows, but it cant kill some girl? wtf
Ladies and gentlemen this were the weird kids back in the 80s 90s with the star war lunch box lol.
Jeremy is the standard Ahsoka simp.
Ahsoka's headpiece looks too much like a prop. It doesn't look natural.
Looks like styrofoam.
God bless Az. That man is a national treasure, New Zealand is lucky to have him
Ahsoka: more women, more fail.