"What? I said it could eat the rations and more if it came back. It ate part of the rations, and if it could survive THAT I'd glady had fed it more so i could keep it for another bomb."
That move specifically sounds more like it was inspired by Olga of Kiev's "Give me the birds in the city and I'll accept your surrender." (For those that don't know the ending: She tied burning cloth to the birds, and set them free to fly back to their nests, setting the whole city on fire.)
A friend of mine did something similar. Played a Celestial Warlock, but an Evil one that would lie, deceive, and gaslight. She'd already corrupted the Fighter, and was partway through 2 other characters. And NONE OF THEM had figured out she was evil. Because she had the fair skin and blonde hair, and knew how to act all innocent and stuff. I believe that campaign fizzled out, which is a shame. Because a character like that is something I'd never be able to pull off...
@@DragonKnightJin How did she manage to corrupt the PCs without the players noticing? Or were the players into the play as well? (Sorry if I worded some things in a weird way, english ain't my mother lenguage :D)
Everyone underestimates how twisted and evil girls can make their characters. Some of the most terrifying character ideas I have ever heard came from my MOM
Bc women understand the difference in quantity vs. *quality*. Never understood why fellow dudes belittle women when they generally have better imaginations (in my experience), and are funny af bc of their quick wit. My younger sister is the funniest living being I know to ever exist, no question! 😂
You should look up olga of Kiev. She basically did this but in real life. She had birds carry flames back to their nests in a village, lighting all the house aflame.
@@sharkyfour9502 iirc it was while sieging the city and one of the things she asked for (in exchange for her stopping the sieg) was all the pidgeons at which point she lit them on fire during the night and released them so they flew home to their nests in people's houses
@@timdrugge907 Jebus H Christopher! Your comment just murdered me ... Only to resurrect me like a necromancer would, just to murder me all over again!
@@livedandletdie I think you're reading in this too much honestly, it's just a fantasy campaign, it's called "evil" for a reason you're supposed to act as evil as possible and this girl just did some true lawful evil shit, that doesn't mean that she's truly evil inside tho😂
that's way too easy. most disney characters have heavy mental problems even in the originals. you just need to change the goal/motivation and you can easily keep the character traits and you got an evil character that believes that they are the good one. (the worst kind of evil out there)
I pointed this out somewhere else but, you COULD get all the local Rats and mice to help slide a very potent laxative into the local Water Supply, then start selling a "Curative Elixir", constantly using the small critters to pour in More so it'll "Spread" over the rest of the Kingdom. Finally "Cure the Plague" after getting everything you could get out of it, making yourselves The Heroes when you were really the Villain's....
It's like using the soul of a newborn baby as a spell component, and blowing half of the sword coast onto Ao's front lawn! I mean, uh, -noooo, don't do that, that's bad!-
@@braveherogreenleaf6256"Oh my, did I accidentally sacrifice an entire orphanage and yeeted Atkatla into Waukeens face causing *another* deity rated catastrophy? Whoops and.... Apologies?"
Speaking of getting creative. I had a fricken Totem Barbarian ruin someone's plan with a ritual Speak with Animals. By giving some pigeons some crumbs of food, and tricking the dumb beasts into getting more food from the cooking station of our opponent in the cook-off. About... 10 minutes before the dishes had to be ready.
Fun Fact: There is a story about a previously pagan Viking Saint named Olga of Kiev who essentially did the same thing to avenge the execution of her husband! She demanded an offering of one carrier pigeon per household as a peace trade from the kingdom she was at war with, then she tied flaming sulfur to the pigeons and let them fly back home.
Sorry to be obnoxious, but it's Kyiv, not Kiev. Kyiv is transliterated from how it sounds in Ukrainian, Kiev is imperialistic russian transliteration. Thanks!
To add to this story, after the death of her husband, the Drevlian tribe presented many suitors to the widow queen, hoping that a marriage to any one of them would give them power over the queen and her kingdom. In response Olga "I make Caesar crucifying pirates look tame and reasonable" of Kyiv had them all BURIED ALIVE. Later on, she would besiege the Drevlian city with her army, as told above. She offered peace in exchange for reparations in the form of one bird from each household. One flying bird... The Drevlians, not realising that if something seems a bit too good to be true then it probably wasn't, took on the offer. To no one's surprise Olga "Seriously, how the fuck is she a saint?" of Kyiv, not only sent the birds back with fire attached basically setting fire to the city, but she also then ordered her army to kill anyone who tried to leave. The unfortunate enough to survive were then taken into slavery. Because no one fucks with St.Olga "I am a saint, cause God doesn't want me as his enemy" of Kyiv.
Pagan? Hah! She was baptized in life and canonized as a Christian saint after death. Also, nah, trick with birds was a punishment for a failure to pay her a tribute. As revenge for fallen husband, she asked the leader of the Drevlyans, who wanted to take her as his wife, to send for her something about a hundred of the best people that were at his disposal. When they arrived, she invited them to bathe in the bathhouse. When they went inside and made themselves comfortable, they were locked up and the bathhouse was set ablaze.
@MaximilianLeonhard Afterwards she "agreed" to the proposal, the Prince not knowing about his best men being baked alive but she would have to have a funeral feast where her husband died first. The Drevlians agreed and joined in on the festivities with their new "allies" and all there got hammered. Olga's soldiers... did not. They went on a killing spree throughout the festivities killing a shitton of Drevlians.
@neosyagnyihumorist "In English, Kiev was used in print as early as 1804 in John Cary's "New map of Europe, from the latest authorities" which appeared in Cary's New Universal Atlas published in London, as well as in Mary Holderness's travelogue New Russia: Journey from Riga to the Crimea by way of Kiev, published in 1823. The Oxford English Dictionary included Kiev in a quotation by 1883, and Kyiv in 2018."
from the persepctive of everyone else in the town, it either seems the clock tower spontaneously combusted, or the delicite touch of a pigeon landing on the clock tower caused a massive, unwarrented explosion
Nah, here's what you do as DM. You don't have it exploded immediately. Like every turn you just end with the bird is pecking and then out of nowhere in the middle of somebody's turn you just hear massive explosion shakes the city
I literally read this comment and did this "I..... *leave comment*.... *come back to comment*.... I would 100% watch that" . All the Disney princesses having an evil counterpart who keep trying to fight their good counterparts and losing.
@@Kafj302 somewhat like that but you see it from the "evil" point of view. They are not actually evil but they are not going to do anything for a good reason. It is selfish, self centered, or just out of boredom.
@@Kafj302 like Little Mermaid counterpart, always able to transform and have legs, but always came in second place, and can't sing to save her life but turned out is an amazing pilot. Or Penelope counterpart from Wreck-It Ralph, she is a great builder. She hate working with people because she know she is that good and she hate someone watching over her but instead of her glitching, the stud she build does in the smallest way that cause it to fall apart. No one gets hurt but she has to learn that double check her work or having someone check to make sure nothing goes wrong is a good thing. frozen counterpart. She's literally a hot head. Angry problems to say the least. Turns out she just don't vent in a healthy way as she holds to much in. Also her father may or may not be Hades from Hercules. Snow white counterpart, animals just hate her and she don't know why. But when she is in the city. She just can't get lost. Brave counterpart. Can't use a bow and arrows or a sword but somehow natural with spears and javelins. Any other weapons, nope. Also fear of fire. Rapunzel counterpart. Uncontrollable hair. Turns out her hair just doesn't react to what she been doing to it. It like being a whip. Also has that healing magic as well.
character name? "Olga of Kiev" titles "consort of Igor" "second ruler of the Rurikid dynasty" "revenger" "destroyer of the Drevlians" for those who don't get, look up "Olga of Kiev"
@@Vendacator vindictive? yes. justified? yes. scary? only to those who deserve her wrath. there is an old proverb that say's "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I'd say this matches.
I have one: Undead princesses necromancer. She has all the animal companions and does all the Disney singing to get their help but they’re also all in various stages of decomposition
@@thetau4866 sort of, my idea was she was newly dead so she was coming to terms with the odd new aesthetic. So she’ll go for a normal cute thing she used to do and instead of song birds, vultures and like corpse birds come and she’s like “Oh dear!?”
@@Fairy_Teeth Only seen a small bit, but this is what happened in the 'Enchanted'. Fairytale princess landed in the modern world, and when staying in a guy's flat decided to do the cute Disney thing of Snow White/Cinderella and call in local animals to help and keep company by singing. Only swarms rats, pigeons and unless memory decieves me, cockroaches showed up, because it was a big city
Moon druid. Turn into a goose, use Stone Form, and you now have a flying torpedo. Buddy: Ooooh, so that's why you ate Necklace of Fireball. A honk to pierce the heavens.
I tried to convince my D&D group to stay in this week’s liberated tower and fix it up and claim it as our own. I was explaining that we were all basically homeless and had this entirely empty castle that we had just cleared. But no one in the party was having it.
I was recently running a little one shot and my party was being attacked by a bunch of giant rats. One of the party members - very soft-spoken and very sweet demeanour- chimed in and said oh I have sweet with animals. So I’m like OK what do you wanna say. “…Goodbye” and proceeded to use her turn to brutally decapitate one of them
I'm currently playing a (secretly) evil character in one of the groups I'm in. They're going to end up being a BBEG. Currently, everyone laughs cause my character seems utterly useless. Little do they know, I'm building them to perfectly counter-act each of their characters. I've already got the ability to completely disable one players main abilities, and I'm currently working to disable another. The third PC is my characters half-sibling, so I'm looking to do mental damage by betraying them. I'm so excited! Update: Sadly, the group disbanded before the campaign ended. Even worse, the other players and I had to cut off our DM due to toxic behavior. I did get to tell my friends about the planned betrayal and they all loved it!
The news all around the kingdom gonna be like: in the town of [Medieval_Generic_Town_Name] a bird has been spotted comitting terrorism by using spontaneously combusting bread, the royal mages are in the process of investigating on how tf did a bird find explosive bread, all nearby bakeries are under search, Royal maid's included
Well, it is an Evil Campaign ... and i'm not sure most DMs would even think of this until it happened ... then it's up to the rolls ...Maybe a city archer could take the bird out randomly, but then, bread/bird hit the ground and ... still boom.
Omg I love watching this guys shorts,I just joined my junior highs DND Club and I’m so excited to do it but I’m now awake trying to figure out how to fill my character sheet out by this Tuesday because that’s the secound Dnd meeting where we have to bring our finished dnd sheets, I know nothing about how to fill it out and am know coping by watching these shorts
noone said it was wrong. It's not what they were expecting. It came so far out of left field the dad that went after milk 50 years ago caught the ball.
"What? I said it could eat the rations and more if it came back. It ate part of the rations, and if it could survive THAT I'd glady had fed it more so i could keep it for another bomb."
Made the likes too 500 👍
"If it survives the fireball, i would have gladdly fed it more, it clearly isn't a normal pidgeon, and i want whatever it really is."
@@wasntwas exactly what I was thinking
Because Lawful Evil
Maybe if she could speak with the dead AND animals we would know.
> Evil campaign
well, she definitely understood the assignment
Take a like for commenting the thing i wanted to comment
Aced the assignment and asked for extra credit
2 ½ k likes two comments? Make it three👌
idk, sounds like pretty saintly behavior to me. granted, it's saint olga of kiev, but still
Real reason to not mess with a Disney princess
Evil Snow White is lowkey a fire character idea. Or maybe even Maleficient, but like actually maleficient.
In the og Cinderella, doves just pop out a bush and peck out the step sister's eyes
@@hackbodiesdamn imagine getting jumped by avians
@@fernando4959Emu’s would love to have a word with you
There’s a dimension 20 dnd series that’s called Neverafter and it’s like a dark version of fairytales and it gets gruesome
@@fernando4959 There is this movie you should watch by Alfred Hitchcock...
For added comedic effect: the (now featherless and fully-cooked) bird falls from the sky and lands at her feet.
"Oh, nice, more rations."
This is the type of person who could actually become dangerous irl but chooses to be kind to the world and express themselves through DnD
i'm just gonna go back to hiding. With all the war-crimes i've made... it'd be better if i do
@@captainpolar2343but before, welcome to the club pal
That move specifically sounds more like it was inspired by Olga of Kiev's "Give me the birds in the city and I'll accept your surrender."
(For those that don't know the ending: She tied burning cloth to the birds, and set them free to fly back to their nests, setting the whole city on fire.)
Yea....just ask her ex's if that's true.
Because being kind is actually harder than being evil, it takes more effort. - BLeeM
"In my defense, your honor, it wasn't a warcrime at the time 😅"
You weren't at war so your right.... It's just terror
Disclaimer: No war crimes were committed in the making of this atrocity
Canada be like.
(The Geneva convention is largely in existence because of us)
Someone give this man a raise
I already burned Geneva before they start the convention
To make it even MORE evil, be sure to look like a Disney Princess the whole time, including high squeaky voice and excellent manners.
get all the knights to be white knighting for you, then feed them to your pet wyrm
A friend of mine did something similar. Played a Celestial Warlock, but an Evil one that would lie, deceive, and gaslight.
She'd already corrupted the Fighter, and was partway through 2 other characters. And NONE OF THEM had figured out she was evil. Because she had the fair skin and blonde hair, and knew how to act all innocent and stuff.
I believe that campaign fizzled out, which is a shame. Because a character like that is something I'd never be able to pull off...
I was thinking rations bomb, surely there is an orphanage around here.. but I suppose a tower or two, is pretty evil too
Break out into a song about true love and dreams, do a spin
@@DragonKnightJin How did she manage to corrupt the PCs without the players noticing? Or were the players into the play as well?
(Sorry if I worded some things in a weird way, english ain't my mother lenguage :D)
She went in there and was like "you all may be evil, but I'm a villain"
Remember: The difference between villain & supervillain is presentation.
@@Nomadikyou beat me to it
@@Nomadik And a killer soundtrack.
"I may be a villain but I'm also a monster"
@@Nomadik”PRESENTATION!”
“Sir a second pigeon has hit the towers”
I’m sorry I had to do it
That was actually funny but I was still too shocked from the video to be able to actually laugh
don’t worry, youtube user squidltoast, i found your joke funny.
That was funny.
It was absolutely fucking HILARIOUS
Don't apologize, your within your comedic rights now to do it
Everyone underestimates how twisted and evil girls can make their characters. Some of the most terrifying character ideas I have ever heard came from my MOM
I wonder why? If have they ever seen a little girl play with her dolls? It ain't Sunshine & Rainbows.
Very true. I cooked my smurfs. @@lpsjewel
Men think about the quantity of suffering they can inflict. Women think about the QUALITY of it.
@@jackripley3906it’s an art after all
Bc women understand the difference in quantity vs. *quality*.
Never understood why fellow dudes belittle women when they generally have better imaginations (in my experience), and are funny af bc of their quick wit.
My younger sister is the funniest living being I know to ever exist, no question! 😂
That is... kind of genius.... totally awful but genius.
You should look up olga of Kiev.
She basically did this but in real life. She had birds carry flames back to their nests in a village, lighting all the house aflame.
It'd be awful if people lived in clock towers but this is just run of the mill Project Mayhem stuff. A little civil demolition if you will
That poor bird ☹😂
@@sharkyfour9502 iirc it was while sieging the city and one of the things she asked for (in exchange for her stopping the sieg) was all the pidgeons at which point she lit them on fire during the night and released them so they flew home to their nests in people's houses
@@KatsuDrawn i mean it is an evil campaign lol
Evil Disney princess
A seriously underrated archetype.
"Let it burn. Let it burn!" -Asle
@@timdrugge907 Jebus H Christopher!
Your comment just murdered me ...
Only to resurrect me like a necromancer would, just to murder me all over again!
@@timdrugge907 let it rise like the break of dawn, here i am in the ashes wake, the heat never both me anyways
We need this disney, enough with the princesses of light. Give us the evil babe that will raze the city to the ground.
When you not only know how to talk to stupid animals, but know how to exploit then too
@@wolf-bu5yc *in baby voice * Don’t wowy abowt it, my fuzzy wuzy boo.
@@ricothealpaca9610 you say that to the other pigeons after the first one exploded
@@barar4583 i killed 1780543 birds with 1780542 stones
@@sans-real9473 double kill with one of those stones, nice
Im hurt by this im a dumb animal
Dungeons & Dragons: Domestic Terrorism Edition
>Evil campaign
>Terrorism
That checks out.
with minor animal abuse
The girl totally took St. Olga as life inspiration. May the birds burn your city, bitches. haha
Yep.
Yea
Fun history lessons!
I am glad that Ukrainian history is being recognised. Olga was a total baddie.
My thoughts exactly
She really understood “evil campaign” huh?
she just did what was in her heart. Her true feelings...
Is it really "evil" though? She used a pigeon to blow up a clock tower, that's bloody genius.
@@matthewevans5486 evil and genius are not mutually exclusive concepts, lets just say that was both
yep, home-girl litterally did fantasy 9/11.
@@livedandletdie I think you're reading in this too much honestly, it's just a fantasy campaign, it's called "evil" for a reason you're supposed to act as evil as possible and this girl just did some true lawful evil shit, that doesn't mean that she's truly evil inside tho😂
And the pigeon comes flying towards her at mach 10 but lands and seems perfectly fine and asks for some more "spicy rations"
That would be awesome.
The invincible idiot pigeon becomes her favored henchman and the group's mascot
I'd be rolling to see if the bird survived for that one.
@sapphireclawe what would the roll even be? Animal handling? Medicine? Arcana?
@RogueMandoGaming Oh, as the DM I'd be rolling for that because that's hilarious.
Challenge: turn every disney princess into an evil DnD character, while keeping a similar trend as the original character.
that's way too easy. most disney characters have heavy mental problems even in the originals.
you just need to change the goal/motivation and you can easily keep the character traits and you got an evil character that believes that they are the good one. (the worst kind of evil out there)
@@dovos8572 ESPECIALLY in the originals. Disney is never the original.
@@MySerpentine well yeah you know what i mean.
@@dovos8572 the evil but with good intentions
I pointed this out somewhere else but, you COULD get all the local Rats and mice to help slide a very potent laxative into the local Water Supply, then start selling a "Curative Elixir", constantly using the small critters to pour in More so it'll "Spread" over the rest of the Kingdom. Finally "Cure the Plague" after getting everything you could get out of it, making yourselves The Heroes when you were really the Villain's....
That's not evil, that's just capitalism.
@@salemkhalifa9329fuck you I didn’t want to be depressed today
@@salemkhalifa9329 they're the same thing 😂
@@JacquelineUnderwood he says from his iphone on break from his Starbucks job
@@williamblazkowicz5587 congratulations on acknowledging the fact that none of us can escape capitalism, well done.
"After all, [Sh]e-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great."
E.
"great" does not always mean "benevolent"
@@sexygirlmax2019 but “terrible” always means what you think it does…. IVAN
E who must not be named💀
Olivander
I love her already. It's no use being evil for evil's sake, gotta get creative
It's like using the soul of a newborn baby as a spell component, and blowing half of the sword coast onto Ao's front lawn!
I mean, uh, -noooo, don't do that, that's bad!-
Like 999😊
@@braveherogreenleaf6256"Oh my, did I accidentally sacrifice an entire orphanage and yeeted Atkatla into Waukeens face causing *another* deity rated catastrophy?
Whoops and.... Apologies?"
@@astrisperspecto4130 "You're taking the bus home."
Speaking of getting creative. I had a fricken Totem Barbarian ruin someone's plan with a ritual Speak with Animals.
By giving some pigeons some crumbs of food, and tricking the dumb beasts into getting more food from the cooking station of our opponent in the cook-off. About... 10 minutes before the dishes had to be ready.
Fun Fact: There is a story about a previously pagan Viking Saint named Olga of Kiev who essentially did the same thing to avenge the execution of her husband! She demanded an offering of one carrier pigeon per household as a peace trade from the kingdom she was at war with, then she tied flaming sulfur to the pigeons and let them fly back home.
Sorry to be obnoxious, but it's Kyiv, not Kiev. Kyiv is transliterated from how it sounds in Ukrainian, Kiev is imperialistic russian transliteration. Thanks!
@@merisav4171 Nope, not obnoxious at all! If I misspelled it, then I misspelled it lol! 😆 Good to know!
To add to this story, after the death of her husband, the Drevlian tribe presented many suitors to the widow queen, hoping that a marriage to any one of them would give them power over the queen and her kingdom.
In response Olga "I make Caesar crucifying pirates look tame and reasonable" of Kyiv had them all BURIED ALIVE.
Later on, she would besiege the Drevlian city with her army, as told above. She offered peace in exchange for reparations in the form of one bird from each household. One flying bird...
The Drevlians, not realising that if something seems a bit too good to be true then it probably wasn't, took on the offer. To no one's surprise Olga "Seriously, how the fuck is she a saint?" of Kyiv, not only sent the birds back with fire attached basically setting fire to the city, but she also then ordered her army to kill anyone who tried to leave. The unfortunate enough to survive were then taken into slavery.
Because no one fucks with St.Olga "I am a saint, cause God doesn't want me as his enemy" of Kyiv.
Pagan? Hah! She was baptized in life and canonized as a Christian saint after death.
Also, nah, trick with birds was a punishment for a failure to pay her a tribute. As revenge for fallen husband, she asked the leader of the Drevlyans, who wanted to take her as his wife, to send for her something about a hundred of the best people that were at his disposal. When they arrived, she invited them to bathe in the bathhouse. When they went inside and made themselves comfortable, they were locked up and the bathhouse was set ablaze.
@MaximilianLeonhard Afterwards she "agreed" to the proposal, the Prince not knowing about his best men being baked alive but she would have to have a funeral feast where her husband died first.
The Drevlians agreed and joined in on the festivities with their new "allies" and all there got hammered.
Olga's soldiers... did not. They went on a killing spree throughout the festivities killing a shitton of Drevlians.
This gal is Zelda Speedrun Glitching with BIRDS
that aint just regular evil, thats a masterclass on evil
She’s really out here using the Olga of Kiev strategy, I respect it.
Came to say this, very pleased to see I was beaten to it. Awesome 😎
Same!!
Olga of Kyiv*
@neosyagnyihumorist
"In English, Kiev was used in print as early as 1804 in John Cary's "New map of Europe, from the latest authorities" which appeared in Cary's New Universal Atlas published in London, as well as in Mary Holderness's travelogue New Russia: Journey from Riga to the Crimea by way of Kiev, published in 1823. The Oxford English Dictionary included Kiev in a quotation by 1883, and Kyiv in 2018."
She said I'm gonna be a evil disney princess and took that seriously
from the persepctive of everyone else in the town, it either seems the clock tower spontaneously combusted, or the delicite touch of a pigeon landing on the clock tower caused a massive, unwarrented explosion
A dragon used polymorph.......forgot he was a dragon....landed on the tower.
@@Kafj302 I think polymorph changes your weight tho
@@eggroll3055 if it didn’t, let’s just say that a lot of bards would lack a pelvis.
9/11
@@gratefulgamer7907😳
Sir, the pigeon just hit the second tower.
You said evil, she understood the assignment.
Nah, here's what you do as DM. You don't have it exploded immediately. Like every turn you just end with the bird is pecking and then out of nowhere in the middle of somebody's turn you just hear massive explosion shakes the city
Evil Disney Princess is not what I had in mind originally for my next D&D character but it is now.
I literally read this comment and did this "I..... *leave comment*.... *come back to comment*.... I would 100% watch that" .
All the Disney princesses having an evil counterpart who keep trying to fight their good counterparts and losing.
@@darkstalkerknight63 why did my mind go to power rangers?
@@Kafj302 somewhat like that but you see it from the "evil" point of view. They are not actually evil but they are not going to do anything for a good reason. It is selfish, self centered, or just out of boredom.
@@Kafj302 like Little Mermaid counterpart, always able to transform and have legs, but always came in second place, and can't sing to save her life but turned out is an amazing pilot.
Or Penelope counterpart from Wreck-It Ralph, she is a great builder. She hate working with people because she know she is that good and she hate someone watching over her but instead of her glitching, the stud she build does in the smallest way that cause it to fall apart. No one gets hurt but she has to learn that double check her work or having someone check to make sure nothing goes wrong is a good thing.
frozen counterpart. She's literally a hot head. Angry problems to say the least. Turns out she just don't vent in a healthy way as she holds to much in. Also her father may or may not be Hades from Hercules.
Snow white counterpart, animals just hate her and she don't know why. But when she is in the city. She just can't get lost.
Brave counterpart. Can't use a bow and arrows or a sword but somehow natural with spears and javelins. Any other weapons, nope. Also fear of fire.
Rapunzel counterpart. Uncontrollable hair. Turns out her hair just doesn't react to what she been doing to it. It like being a whip. Also has that healing magic as well.
"Roasted pigeon lands in front of you,
you eat it"
Mhmm, squab.
Cast delayed fireball on the pigeon, call a rat over and tell it if it carries the pigeon into the pipes under the clocktower, it can eat it
@@oliverstray1040can't leave a job half done after all
YOUR MAJESTY THERES A SECOND BIRD COMING
I would love for her to partner up with the chaotic evil vicious mockery bard
It seems like she really took the task to heart and let every intrusive thought become reality in that campaign
Damn, should've added a stinger like " a single burnt feather lands at your feet."
character name?
"Olga of Kiev"
titles
"consort of Igor" "second ruler of the Rurikid dynasty" "revenger" "destroyer of the Drevlians"
for those who don't get, look up "Olga of Kiev"
Very scary woman
@@Vendacator vindictive? yes. justified? yes.
scary? only to those who deserve her wrath.
there is an old proverb that say's "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I'd say this matches.
It's Kyiv, not Kiev
@@CapnBlud both are correct.
@@Chip-Chapley No, Kiev is the transliteration from russian, not Ukrainian. When you say Kiev it offends Ukrainians. Just google "Kyiv not Kiev"
This has gotta be the most chaotic evil thing I’ve ever heard 😂
That ain’t evil… that’s absolutely insane.
"And then the pigeon came back for more rations. Turns out it was half-fiend, who knew?"
I have one:
Undead princesses necromancer. She has all the animal companions and does all the Disney singing to get their help but they’re also all in various stages of decomposition
Undead Necromancer Princess, who decided she wanted to be the Disney Princess of Halloween.
So Corpse Bride, but a princess
@@jbark678 damn didn’t think about that but you’re right, I lowkey love it more now
@@thetau4866 sort of, my idea was she was newly dead so she was coming to terms with the odd new aesthetic. So she’ll go for a normal cute thing she used to do and instead of song birds, vultures and like corpse birds come and she’s like
“Oh dear!?”
@@Fairy_Teeth Only seen a small bit, but this is what happened in the 'Enchanted'. Fairytale princess landed in the modern world, and when staying in a guy's flat decided to do the cute Disney thing of Snow White/Cinderella and call in local animals to help and keep company by singing. Only swarms rats, pigeons and unless memory decieves me, cockroaches showed up, because it was a big city
PETA be like; "There's a disturbance in the force."
Yeah they missed a chance to kill an animal.
That is PETA
You didn't have to kill the pigeon, that's wasting resources. 😂
Aint nobody say "she gonna be talking to all the animals" with a coffeelock, she was there for violence
Damn, she took the Evil part to heart. I am impressed, and terrified
Moon druid. Turn into a goose, use Stone Form, and you now have a flying torpedo.
Buddy: Ooooh, so that's why you ate Necklace of Fireball. A honk to pierce the heavens.
Well it was an evil campaign- *id say she understood the assignment.*
I tried to convince my D&D group to stay in this week’s liberated tower and fix it up and claim it as our own. I was explaining that we were all basically homeless and had this entirely empty castle that we had just cleared. But no one in the party was having it.
Would've been hilarious if the pigeon came back as like a ghost wanting more bread or something.
That image just made me imagine this character as a sadistic Disney Princess, and I 100% love it
Cinderella really went the evil arc huh
I was recently running a little one shot and my party was being attacked by a bunch of giant rats. One of the party members - very soft-spoken and very sweet demeanour- chimed in and said oh I have sweet with animals. So I’m like OK what do you wanna say.
“…Goodbye” and proceeded to use her turn to brutally decapitate one of them
That's metal af 😂
Did you roll for if the giant rats would be intimidated? I think the situation called for that XD
"Oh a Disney Princess"
"Oh-"
Your majesty there's been a second bird
she made a pigeon IED, terrifying
I'm currently playing a (secretly) evil character in one of the groups I'm in. They're going to end up being a BBEG. Currently, everyone laughs cause my character seems utterly useless. Little do they know, I'm building them to perfectly counter-act each of their characters. I've already got the ability to completely disable one players main abilities, and I'm currently working to disable another. The third PC is my characters half-sibling, so I'm looking to do mental damage by betraying them. I'm so excited!
Update: Sadly, the group disbanded before the campaign ended. Even worse, the other players and I had to cut off our DM due to toxic behavior. I did get to tell my friends about the planned betrayal and they all loved it!
Nice. I hope your group doesn't read it
That sounds amazing!!!
I'm leaving a comment for the day you hopefully come back and tell us how this ended...
This sounds like it sucks.
Oh, oh, do you have an awesome villain backstory reason for betraying your group?!
A true villain worthy of her title
You can't move the delayed blast fireball. You can try and grab it and throw it, but you have to succeed a dex save. She just blows herself up.
Yeah you'd need a bead of fireball.
Holy actual shit that’s more of a super weapon than most other classes
This is some artificer level "make a cannon with peasants and an iron ingot" level shit, but like applied with lessons from the IRA in terrorism
The news all around the kingdom gonna be like: in the town of [Medieval_Generic_Town_Name] a bird has been spotted comitting terrorism by using spontaneously combusting bread, the royal mages are in the process of investigating on how tf did a bird find explosive bread, all nearby bakeries are under search, Royal maid's included
When you piss off a Disney princess
Beast Speech is an underrated invocation
Mr. King, a second pigeon has hit the clock tower...
Most lenient DM clearly. This would never happen with most other DMs.
Well, it is an Evil Campaign ... and i'm not sure most DMs would even think of this until it happened ... then it's up to the rolls ...Maybe a city archer could take the bird out randomly, but then, bread/bird hit the ground and ... still boom.
@@scloftin8861 an army of familiars would get shut down on any sensible table. Action economy in ruins.
player understood the assignment
I would love to see a campain of just an evil group ruining the island
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
(Also early enough to maybe possibly get attention from my favourite DND youtuber? Perhaps?)
You have ordered one bout of prolonged eye contact, congratulations
Zac's visible concern growing on his face as he reads this is priceless 👌
“Proceeds to exploit low beast intelligence again and again” idk why but that sound clip is sticking in my head
That is a defenision of chaotic evil.
Actually, it's lawful evil.
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"Oh no my dear King, I sense the presence of another pigeon!"
She's ready to rule Kiyv
So basically turned the bird into the pilot during September of 2009
Omg I love watching this guys shorts,I just joined my junior highs DND Club and I’m so excited to do it but I’m now awake trying to figure out how to fill my character sheet out by this Tuesday because that’s the secound Dnd meeting where we have to bring our finished dnd sheets, I know nothing about how to fill it out and am know coping by watching these shorts
A quote by Ollivander that seems fitting: "He-who-must-not-be-named did great things-- terrible, yes, but great."
Evil campaigns are the best.
This girl is what is known as Chaotic Evil
Sir, a second pigeon has hit the tower
Hearing this story from him always puts a smile on my face 😁
they should’ve had a single feather land at her feet 😂
I like the way she is thinking...
Reminds me of the time i was playing as the BBEG against a rather powerful party......so i just glued babies to myself as body armour.
This! This is how you play a warlock!
I love how almost every greentext post is just a great idea someone had and then said it happened
Ah yes, the classical "olga of kiev" manouver
Wow I would love to make a character like that
good way to take an entire city hostage, good for you
A Disney princess would be the perfect villain
Kind of like a Pied Piper I’m thinking
Disney Princess using her powers for evil
Basically the disney villain version of Olga of Kiev
not exactly how I thought she'd use it but did you seriously think in an evil campaign it had any chance of being cutesy
The bead can't be moved without the pigeon passing a skill check.
Sounds like the girl exploited the DMs low intelligence... 😂
Or the DM went with it as it was a great idea… rule of cool overrides sometimes.
isn't that literally her playing the evil character correctly? what's wrong here
Nobody said anything about it being wrong for playing evil character. If anything it's impressive
noone said it was wrong. It's not what they were expecting. It came so far out of left field the dad that went after milk 50 years ago caught the ball.
It's not wrong. It's genius!
Literally a "Mwahaha" character.
I like how you can hear the progressing worry in his voice and face.
oh nice a snow white....no wait thats fucking harley
Just Olga thing
True Ecoterrorism
No genius has ever existed without a touch of madness
Killer Queen has already touched these rations.
poor bird man like they didn't deserve that.