PARDON MY TAKE'S PAINTBALL SHOWDOWN GETS OUT OF HAND; CHAOS ENSUES

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  • @ShowMeYourTates
    @ShowMeYourTates 10 місяців тому +1053

    I’ve known that Billy is delusional for years but it never ceases to amaze me, yelling at Hank when no one is even near is hilarious

    • @Brandon-youtube
      @Brandon-youtube 10 місяців тому +16

      gonna miss him

    • @akyloren10050
      @akyloren10050 10 місяців тому +19

      What the fuck was he looking at?

    • @ayylmao1193
      @ayylmao1193 10 місяців тому

      @@thomasbush787 found billy unemployed's burner

    • @timmyriggs69
      @timmyriggs69 10 місяців тому +1

      @@thomasbush787 huh?

    • @timmyriggs69
      @timmyriggs69 10 місяців тому

      lol yeah that was wild

  • @blakeedwards1742
    @blakeedwards1742 10 місяців тому +687

    Billy yelling “Safety’s on!!” 3 minutes after already stopping and flailing their guns around is pure unintentional comedy 😂😂

    • @blakeedwards1742
      @blakeedwards1742 10 місяців тому +2

      And then the whole Hank debacle 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jimmiferfreddette8583
      @jimmiferfreddette8583 10 місяців тому +5

      I laughed pretty hard at that. He’s a terrible liar lol 😂

    • @jvb6961
      @jvb6961 10 місяців тому +2

      25:02 when he does it again 😂😂

    • @Dylagm
      @Dylagm 10 місяців тому

      Wow I would hate to work with Billy, nearly derailed the video but yet the boys managed to turn it into great content

  • @BrettfordBolts
    @BrettfordBolts 10 місяців тому +940

    “We did ruin Billy’s life putting him on the #1 sports podcast” 😭

  • @miltonstoolie55
    @miltonstoolie55 10 місяців тому +478

    Billy just covered in paintballs acting like he never gets shot 😂

    • @JesseMcConnell04
      @JesseMcConnell04 10 місяців тому

      He also had two marks on his back from shots

    • @RegginaldRiglet
      @RegginaldRiglet 10 місяців тому +2

      I couldn’t stop laughing. Comedy gold

  • @CaptOblivious-rg6uu
    @CaptOblivious-rg6uu 10 місяців тому +207

    It's astonishing how Billy didn't get hit once during the entire video but still manages to end up with a bunch of paint on his clothes. He must have been just shooting himself to make the other guys feel better, what a guy's guy.

  • @thetigersaysmeow
    @thetigersaysmeow 10 місяців тому +137

    Hank had the funniest line lol. “Well the adrenaline he doesn’t feel it if he gets hit. So it’s kinda a little loop hole”. Lol

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 10 місяців тому +275

    “Billy’s lying right now” can be used every week on any episode since he began PMT 😂

  • @michaelpizzuto8578
    @michaelpizzuto8578 10 місяців тому +75

    Billy going full cop mode yelling at max to surrender and get on the ground had me dying

  • @kaledaniels8014
    @kaledaniels8014 10 місяців тому +415

    I used to work as a Paintball Referee and I can say 100%, without an ounce of doubt, that the worst people to referee for were the Billy types. Caused all the problems with other participants, cheated, and almost always tweaked their own version of the surrender rule.

    • @shmulesgold990
      @shmulesgold990 10 місяців тому +20

      i played a ton growing up, can confirm, the billy type is the worst.

    • @beefox406
      @beefox406 10 місяців тому +6

      Did big cat not cheat when he admitted he was hit but it didn't break? That would've been two rounds for Hank and max, I think an executive decision is as made to milk more content by agreeing to let it roll.

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit 10 місяців тому +33

      The hardest part of being a paintball ref is telling your parents you’re gay

    • @lfish7792
      @lfish7792 10 місяців тому

      @@Timlareit😂😂😂

    • @kevinsager9948
      @kevinsager9948 10 місяців тому

      Be a better ref

  • @stevenficyk2211
    @stevenficyk2211 10 місяців тому +46

    'Surrender'.. 'Okay!'.. 3 sec later 'I got you, you're out" Gotta love Jake pulling a fast one on Hank at the end. 😂

  • @ccarey86
    @ccarey86 10 місяців тому +128

    Delaying this video so long literally just caused Billy to take more strays even though he's off the show. Big brain stuff here

  • @Kocobutter
    @Kocobutter 10 місяців тому +165

    6:50 Billy doing some navy seal maneuvers, Jake scared in a corner and the cut to Max is hilarious

    • @garrettt4619
      @garrettt4619 10 місяців тому +11

      The movement he does is so unnecessary, that it’s so perfect for billy haha

    • @JohnSmith-qg8so
      @JohnSmith-qg8so 10 місяців тому +5

      Fucking hilarious trifecta lmao “I’m scared”

  • @tygerstyle22
    @tygerstyle22 10 місяців тому +230

    Billy yelling “SURRENDER” had me dead

  • @shmagler6067
    @shmagler6067 10 місяців тому +70

    Billy lifting his shirt and being peppered in whelps is so funny

  • @CramJohnson88
    @CramJohnson88 10 місяців тому +451

    Billy is the type of guy to commit a crime on camera just for him tell the Cops “dude, that’s not me. I didn’t do it”. One of the great liars of our generation.

    • @exum23
      @exum23 10 місяців тому +3

      “They literally caught you in 4K!”

    • @TravisCalvin5
      @TravisCalvin5 10 місяців тому +2

      He's a prolific liar, not a great one. He is bad at lying, he just does it a lot lol

    • @nickl6715
      @nickl6715 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TravisCalvin5lmao a rather important distinction. Billy is the living embodiment of the boy who's cried wolf all the way into young adulthood. He's long since squeezed every last drop of believability and rightfully so.

    • @ShowMeYourTates
      @ShowMeYourTates 10 місяців тому

      @@nickl6715 that’s pure delusion at its finest, he truly believes he’s right and it will be like that for the rest of his life

  • @jaggr1287
    @jaggr1287 10 місяців тому +56

    Good on you guys for getting Billy active and out of the house for a while, I know his parents really appreciate the help

  • @warrencbell3560
    @warrencbell3560 10 місяців тому +105

    Thank you for your service Billy.

  • @joshewert13
    @joshewert13 10 місяців тому +201

    Love him or hate him, he was different. Hard not to laugh at the straight up lies and takes he had.

  • @cmay6536
    @cmay6536 10 місяців тому +79

    All those years of service are finally paying off for Billy.

  • @samuelhanrahan7177
    @samuelhanrahan7177 10 місяців тому +27

    Also Billy saying, "I got shot on the elbow once", while his pants are literally dyed green is a top 10 Billy moment.

  • @juniorborunda2945
    @juniorborunda2945 10 місяців тому +45

    I didn’t know how zesty max was.. he looks like he closes the refrigerator door with his hips and says “boop”

  • @chrisboiler8965
    @chrisboiler8965 10 місяців тому +33

    Big cat after PFT wins the toss and says he’ll pick second: “so Billy and Jake are on my team.” The look from PFT was great. They both knew what was up.

  • @donaldduck4886
    @donaldduck4886 10 місяців тому +31

    Billy bragging about not getting hit hard and then there being like 5 different welts as he lifts his shirt will be how I always remember Billy

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 10 місяців тому +10

    Jake saying “Okay” to Hank yelling for him to Surrender and then shooting Hank in the back 2 secs later is hilarious

  • @CB-ke5xx
    @CB-ke5xx 10 місяців тому +19

    Billy lifting his shirt and claiming to not get hit when there are at least 4 visible welts is so on brand 😂

  • @Tport2iLL
    @Tport2iLL 10 місяців тому +43

    Jake shooting Hank after surrendering was awesome

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 10 місяців тому +37

    Billy will use this experience to say “he understands” to veterans 😂

  • @ShamanOfShaftNeverLost
    @ShamanOfShaftNeverLost 10 місяців тому +60

    We need a Billy lie counter for this

  • @dreww8799
    @dreww8799 10 місяців тому +3

    Billy served in Fallujah (Barstool NYC Office) and it shows with this rage.

  • @willskissick4100
    @willskissick4100 10 місяців тому +22

    Man. What a curtain call for billy! We sure did watch

  • @erikanson6257
    @erikanson6257 10 місяців тому +3

    you can tell big cat truly had enough, cameras or not, when he goes "yeah billy i go out when i get shot you fuckin idiot!"

  • @aidanburyska3075
    @aidanburyska3075 10 місяців тому +2

    Billy “stop resisting” football

  • @goCAPS26
    @goCAPS26 10 місяців тому +27

    Jake just sitting behind a wall not doing anything the whole time is on brand

  • @Youngbull20
    @Youngbull20 10 місяців тому +11

    Absolute masterclass from Billy

  • @Jwtexan2386
    @Jwtexan2386 10 місяців тому +166

    Billy is so clearly going to become a terrible cop now that he’s off the show

    • @slambarrel
      @slambarrel 10 місяців тому +9

      all cops are billy

    • @nickp3836
      @nickp3836 10 місяців тому +3

      Fuck, you’re right

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 10 місяців тому

      Large 📠

  • @joshuawalker8335
    @joshuawalker8335 10 місяців тому +7

    That overhead shot of Hank running with the flag 😂

  • @paulboudreau3754
    @paulboudreau3754 10 місяців тому +11

    Billy has the fog of war in his brain at all times.

  • @SportsCultureFragrance
    @SportsCultureFragrance 10 місяців тому +103

    Billy has managed to annoy me just minutes into a video after he quit the show. RIP to the best to ever do it

  • @xxpay
    @xxpay 10 місяців тому +2

    Solid "allahu akbar" by billy at 7:15

  • @MrTimocheese
    @MrTimocheese 10 місяців тому +16

    Not having a dedicated ref on Billy is there own fault.

  • @iowa8846
    @iowa8846 10 місяців тому +30

    Having Jake means you’re a man down at the start

  • @user-ll7yb1lc1h
    @user-ll7yb1lc1h 10 місяців тому +26

    Billy’s “do sumthin do sumthin” made me want big cat to fire him on the spot

    • @jomarsantiago978
      @jomarsantiago978 10 місяців тому +4

      For real dudes out of control

    • @cchhaadd33
      @cchhaadd33 10 місяців тому +7

      He’s not in Chicago and didn’t get a desk in NY. Didn’t have to fire him, he’s already done.

    • @rooosterrr
      @rooosterrr 10 місяців тому

      would actually listen to macrodosing if billy waasnt on the show, would be a good dyay@@cchhaadd33

  • @okyes176
    @okyes176 10 місяців тому +33

    Would've never guessed Billy was the one who was cheating

  • @seancarroll5938
    @seancarroll5938 10 місяців тому +5

    Billy lying about being shot and going super hardo, all while Jake is arguing about the rules of capture the flag is a pure microcosm of PMT

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 10 місяців тому +6

    Billy- “I didn’t really get hit”
    *His shirt looks like it’s tie-dyed from all the paintballs

  • @maxsmyth1430
    @maxsmyth1430 10 місяців тому +16

    billy thinking he could outrun a paintball the entire time is very on brand

  • @thechocotaco
    @thechocotaco 10 місяців тому +12

    Billy is the guy you never invite back to paintball

  • @bobscousinbob7702
    @bobscousinbob7702 10 місяців тому +19

    This is exactly what we sounded like playing paintball in third grade.

  • @nanlogi13
    @nanlogi13 10 місяців тому +6

    Big Cat usually says things with some noticeable sarcasm, but when he said, “yeah at least I go out when I get shot you fucking idiot” that had some pointed vicious intent

  • @Brandon-youtube
    @Brandon-youtube 10 місяців тому +3

    Thanks for your service Billy

  • @burdawg3000
    @burdawg3000 10 місяців тому +14

    Billy correctly predicting what everyone was going to do, but then devising the worst attack plan imaginable is why he will be missed. Byebye beautiful brained boy.

  • @10barclayt
    @10barclayt 10 місяців тому +54

    Jake crying about them having to put the flag back instead of just picking it up and taking it back was infuriating.

    • @timmyriggs69
      @timmyriggs69 10 місяців тому +6

      He's a very confusing human being

    • @kjkampa191
      @kjkampa191 10 місяців тому

      ​@@timmyriggs69he ain't human

    • @kjkampa191
      @kjkampa191 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@timmyriggs69he is some sort of virgin cyborg

  • @CavalierKingdom
    @CavalierKingdom 10 місяців тому +2

    "SURRENDER! SURRENDER!" Billy's real career path is cop lmao.

  • @joej1511
    @joej1511 10 місяців тому +10

    “We all hate each other now” No you all hate billy now 😂 the absolute worst possible way to end his time at the podcast

  • @layboy4313
    @layboy4313 10 місяців тому +3

    Max being taken as a POW in the middle of the round is so funny

  • @joshackley2496
    @joshackley2496 10 місяців тому +7

    "We did ruin Billy's life by putting him on the number one sports podcast, that's a fact." Love it.
    Billy does act like he's doing these guys a favor by sticking around.

    • @joshackley2496
      @joshackley2496 10 місяців тому +1

      Lol, in my head when I made this comment I wondered how Billy is going to stay on the show when I haven't seen anything that says he's moving... Definitely did not know he's off the show now but I stand by everything I said.

  • @gemin1546
    @gemin1546 10 місяців тому +11

    So wild to me that Billy has a job that doesn't involve making sandwiches.

  • @patrickr9716
    @patrickr9716 4 дні тому +1

    Big cat looks just like Farva from Super Troopers in this video

  • @jonathanbabich7669
    @jonathanbabich7669 10 місяців тому +6

    Thank you guys your helping me get through some shit.❤

  • @jtM2832
    @jtM2832 10 місяців тому +8

    I’m here for the flanking

  • @kylemoak3747
    @kylemoak3747 10 місяців тому +6

    “A lot of people are saying I’m a better soldier than Billy” 😂PFT

  • @Aquafi3d
    @Aquafi3d 10 місяців тому +2

    Billy yelling surrender at max looked like cop bodycam footage

  • @erickyoung8453
    @erickyoung8453 2 місяці тому

    pmt having a security guy might be the funniest thing about this video

  • @alecwissler284
    @alecwissler284 10 місяців тому +7

    Billy had 2 more on his back and like 13 on his legs 😂

  • @coleroth9161
    @coleroth9161 10 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha they are literally kids I love this video

  • @andrewnovakowski2326
    @andrewnovakowski2326 10 місяців тому +5

    This is exactly what I expected. Perfect!

  • @SpruceOrpheus
    @SpruceOrpheus 10 місяців тому +3

    Billy’s legs literally looked like they were dunked in paint after big cat shot him. But in true Billy mentality sticks to, never hit never surrender 😂

  • @brianseg8519
    @brianseg8519 10 місяців тому +2

    Billy said fuckit, last day working for these guys 😂🤣

  • @MAC10016
    @MAC10016 10 місяців тому +1

    Here for the swings & things

  • @heyjfeds
    @heyjfeds 10 місяців тому +4

    There's an alternate universe where Billy was a cop who ended up causing a city to riot because he used too much force one time.

  • @HankMfHawk
    @HankMfHawk 10 місяців тому

    Literally went as expected 😂

  • @t3hfrankie1
    @t3hfrankie1 10 місяців тому +1

    This is hilarious watching them just yell at eachother legit getting angry

  • @patrickcallahan4605
    @patrickcallahan4605 10 місяців тому

    This was Sick!!!!

  • @mookiethedoggy4368
    @mookiethedoggy4368 10 місяців тому +2

    drone shot was pretty sweet

  • @GingerGrantful
    @GingerGrantful 10 місяців тому +10

    The paintball place should have told them the basic rules.

  • @gmille24
    @gmille24 10 місяців тому +2

    SURRENDER !!!! Billy is too funny

  • @briansegovia924
    @briansegovia924 10 місяців тому +3

    No one going to mention Jake hittin Hank from behind after he pussied out and said "okay" for surrendering? heard loud and clear

  • @victorcarpentier4550
    @victorcarpentier4550 10 місяців тому

    I been waiting for this episode since you talked about it on the yak

  • @Ledaddy236
    @Ledaddy236 10 місяців тому

    Billy screaming “Allahu Akbar” and getting hit is insane 😭😂😂

  • @stefanguilliams5924
    @stefanguilliams5924 10 місяців тому

    1st round reminds me of “Dane Cook’s ‘Tourgasm’” doc on HBO (ep 6) one of the funniest meltdowns of all time 😂😂😂

  • @CoLa_Golf
    @CoLa_Golf 10 місяців тому

    16:50 Billy yelling at Max to surrender 😂😭

  • @drevil4798
    @drevil4798 10 місяців тому +1

    Good ol Swings and Things lol. Always chaos

  • @khalid6142
    @khalid6142 10 місяців тому

    "Billy's his first pick in the last pick" 😂😂

  • @gilbertguerrero2656
    @gilbertguerrero2656 10 місяців тому +5

    When lying is like breathing, you may want to re-evaluate your life.

  • @andrewboyce7268
    @andrewboyce7268 10 місяців тому +3

    Billy mentally hasn't developed past 13, acts just like my nephew 😂😂

  • @weemackee
    @weemackee 10 місяців тому +16

    Intern Billy's antics were funny and when the suspension began last year I thought it'd hurt but the pod's better off without. The Jake/Billy contrast was the only thing keeping it afloat. A Jake/Max due is so much less cancerous and better for the team.

  • @austin8820
    @austin8820 10 місяців тому +1

    If billy was a cop, you already know he’d be turning that body cam off

  • @Fog_raw
    @Fog_raw 10 місяців тому +1

    Billy acting like he knows paintball safety while holding his barrel up the entire time lol

  • @bdheidbhg2847
    @bdheidbhg2847 10 місяців тому

    Serious shout out to whoever choose that music, Nerf Arena Blast was an amazing computer game in the 90s. Great vibes

  • @billybutcher326
    @billybutcher326 10 місяців тому

    billy wearing a cup is gold

  • @37notout38
    @37notout38 10 місяців тому

    We need more Paintball content with the PMT crew

  • @coreyarmstrong6673
    @coreyarmstrong6673 10 місяців тому

    Swings-n-things is a cool little place. We went there growing up. Pretty cool to see it's still around

  • @donniekostar9644
    @donniekostar9644 10 місяців тому

    Max is such a big target! 😂 love ya, Max!

  • @ItsJustLuck..
    @ItsJustLuck.. 10 місяців тому +1

    Memes and max the unspoken heros 😂

  • @evandorniden4649
    @evandorniden4649 10 місяців тому

    “SURRENDER!”
    “Okay”

  • @SpoiledMeats
    @SpoiledMeats 10 місяців тому +2

    Billy: wtf the 10 foot rule guys!
    Also Billy: *entire strategy is running within ten feet of you as soon as he sees you so you can’t shoot him back*

  • @benben18302
    @benben18302 10 місяців тому

    Big cat yelling at billy after billy shot him at 26:00 was so good

  • @adampurser88
    @adampurser88 10 місяців тому

    About time max

  • @Mikefest7
    @Mikefest7 10 місяців тому

    Ranges still rocking with the tippman 98 . Love it

  • @BasketballBreakdown89
    @BasketballBreakdown89 10 місяців тому +1

    Max being alpha’d by Billy had me crying 😂