You are right, divulging whether we can or not say no to him would violate HIPPA laws.... Doctors are fight club, you don't know the truth until its already too late.. and you're not allowed to talk about it.
- RYAN: 3:21 "Say 'ahh!' I'm just going to put something there very sweet" (hammering chili powder in our mouths) Oh, it's not sweet? (whispers) It's because it's CHILI POWDER." - ME: What are you, some kind of diabolical sadist?!! 😂 Thanks, Ryan! These are alway so entertaining to watch. Love when you put your humor in it.
“Ofc it is i’am a doctor you can’t say no to me” caught me off guard. Started laughing out loud and spat my water lol. Pure entertainment, love dis guy
ryan: smell this and tell me what it is me: strawberry ryan: fruit punch ur absolutely right ! now this one me: grape ryan: blueberry im proud of you me:🥲🥲🥲🥲
I’ve watched this countless times now and I’ve always thought the “pretty old for someone looking like you” was an insult because of the delivery of it but I’ve only just realised it’s actually a compliment isn’t it. Like he’s saying you look younger than you actually are which is nice it’s just delivered like an insult.
Love your stuff! This stuff is golden! Couldn't stop laughing when you put the light into your eye and followed up with "I'm am blind". The humor never disappoints me!
3:15 Me first time watching the video: Uhh 3300. Ryan: You got it right. Me second time watching: Maybe 2938? Ryan: You got it right. Me: *Confusion intensifies*
The "Im blind" caught me off guard I started laughing out loud in the library lmao. Bravo as always 👏👏
Only legends watch ASMR videos in the library.
Then the librarian gets a book and smack downs you. Then finishes you off with a MK special fatality. THE END.
@@rayyankhan689 then when they catch up to you they beat you with the other librarians!! 😆😁😃
lmao yess
I was at like 3 second to fall asleep and he make me laugh so much
"Go ahead and look right here- I'm blind"
I'm dead already 😭💀
Honesty, i was about to comment this but you have already so i like this instead.
@@reconition233 hahaha 💀👌
I laughed 😂
@@Monkeyboy1524 SAME, wasn't expecting it XD
😭😭😭litteraly that shit had me wheeezzzzzing
i like how he's angrily putting pepper in the mouth 3:27
The “I’m blind” and “you can keep that as a souvenir” caught me off guard😂 You got a new sub my friend! Keep up the work!
Honestly if you just punched the camera and called it a flinch exam I would be a-okay with that 🤣
🙂
Bet he does 😂
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi Celaine I'm a big fan of you
Tbh he would do it😂
"You're a little old for someone like you"
Me: Aw thanks
30 seconds later
"I'm blind"
"You're a little old for someone like you"
Me: Aw thanks
30 seconds later
"I'm blind"
Doesn't age like fine wine
He meant the light blinded him
lol
What was after tho?-
U made me laugh and tingle at the same time especially this part 7:01
"Expiration date" made me laugh SO HARD. XD
"You can't say no to me I'm a doctor"
I can neither confirm or deny this information
Mhm
You know have 69 likes…. Nice
You are right, divulging whether we can or not say no to him would violate HIPPA laws.... Doctors are fight club, you don't know the truth until its already too late.. and you're not allowed to talk about it.
@@youraveragewhiteguy7296 My brain
Now ya got 1,000 likes. God bless you and have a thwipping shway day
2:26 I was expecting him to flip you off.
I laughed more than relaxed and i'm totally fine with that.
1:29 Look Right here ... I'm Blind and 1:38 oh that's delicious totally killed me :D
I don’t even watch this guy for sleeping anymore it’s just pure entertainment... matter of fact I make a conscious effort to stay up
Lmao 🤣
same on my end lmfao
It’s so good 😂
If that isnt a man idk what is It 😂😂
@@user-ph6kz9tx3j It fits so much with your photo
This doctor is so nice he even gave us a souvenir
I am dying from your comment 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
ikr a special memory
what the dog doin
After he literally calls us old
5:30 I see that Gibi reference
coming back here almost every night and I still get tingles everytime
“I’m blind” made me laugh out loud. not only was this sooooo tingly but your improv was insanely impressive. Love it
“I am blind” KILLED ME PLEASE SIR STOP BEING SO FUNNY IM TRYING TO SLEEP PFFTHAHDHD
Almost 300 likes and no comments? Let me change that-
@@Ayla-dj3ensecond one
i had my index finger up and when he said 'here they are' at the start he moved PERFECTLY around it
The amount of comedy is off the charts for an asmr channel, you just earned a sub. Keep up the good work Ryan!
3:51 Him sniffing like that made me die
You ain't the only one, trust me 😂😂😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD PLEASE
**SNIFF**
gimmeabigwiff
1:29 "Look right here... I am blind"
Same
😂😂😂
0:38 he said it so fast I thought it was an Insult
This is what chaotic neutral looks like....
3:35 ok now we're in chaotic evil territory :D
Your comedic timing while never breaking character / performance… is super impressive haha. Well done!
I cant get over how he put the stick in his mouth and said dont worry its sterale
Thank you. I searched for this comment to like. 😂😂
@@Liquid_Otacon same lol
Sterol*
@@VonDoom-qr1me what does it mean??
Like numbed
4:47 Ryan: however I’m going to be very close to your face is that ok? Of course it is I’m a doctor you can’t say no to me.
Me: bruh
I have never been so stressed …yet relaxed… yet laughing and also sleeping at the same time 10/10😂
This is making me tingle and giggle simultaneously 🥲 you could do stand up comedy I swear!!
😐 what did she sayyyyy
@@PuvsFilms 😭
Stand-up ASMR! Make it happen 🔥
@@PuvsFilms q
Wet nubbins
- RYAN: 3:21 "Say 'ahh!' I'm just going to put something there very sweet" (hammering chili powder in our mouths) Oh, it's not sweet? (whispers) It's because it's CHILI POWDER."
- ME: What are you, some kind of diabolical sadist?!!
😂 Thanks, Ryan! These are alway so entertaining to watch. Love when you put your humor in it.
How this got 60 likes and no comments, cool comment😎👍
@@BigZac-nh3gm Hehe thank you!! 😄
Yes...yes he is...
@@SpaceDuck-fn9ss 😂😂😂
He said that it's jelly powder
The serious “I’m blind” killed me hahaha
2:50 the fact he didn’t even take the wrapper but we could still taste it is really funny to me. Well done on the video 😂👍🏻
This is the funniest ASMR I have ever seen! Both tingly and with a quality sense of humour, subscribed!
7:08 How Deborah makes me feel.
“That’s delicious” that part killed me 😂😂
The face he did and said
"You can keep that as an souvenir" got me 🤣
I cannot stress how much I love these speedy roleplays
4:40 Becomes a dentist 😂
Ryan always knows how to make a perfect roleplay
2:12 "all righty" gives me jim carey vibes
4:11 blueberries are f****** purple
I feel like this is beetlejuice if he pursued a career in medicine. Amazing acting as always ryan 👏!
*literally grabs my face*
"was that a little too close?!"
And if its a full moon take five 😂7:37
The spicy chilli powder one got me tingles in my toenails
"take some deep breaths very calmly, take them very slowly"
*proceeds to breathe heavily & quickly*
This radiates an expert level of chaos I hope to achieve some day.
I actually burst out laughing in public at "I am blind" omgggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Ofc it is i’am a doctor you can’t say no to me” caught me off guard. Started laughing out loud and spat my water lol. Pure entertainment, love dis guy
Love the side comments 😂😂😂
"Look right here. I'm blind"
This is the funniest asmrist I’ve ever come across 😂
7:01-7:07 I LAUGHED SO HARD PLEASE
ut honestly this made me laugh and that’s Not always that easy
I would actually go to this doctor, he's fast and to the point, gives me the meds I want, and makes me laugh 10/10 ⭐ s
I imagine this is what a normal conversation feels to somebody that had wayyyy to many drugs
Do we applause for the fast talking? Cause that’s some talent 😂😂
DUDE WHEN HE SAID “I’m blind now let’s look in your mouth” HAD ME LAUGHING ON THE GROUND. But anyway good vid as always. Ryan
It's 2am here and I was just going to sleep. The timing for this is perfect for me! Ty
Same
I agree 😁
this is literally how quickly my dr works when I go in for a general checkup/med refill. it's like I'm there
I genuinely enjoyed how humorous this video was
04:21
“I’m blind” made me laugh so hard help
0:28 the speed kicks in
I've waited all day for this
Yes
This ASMR is really realistic. You can tell by his handwriting when he shows it to the camera.
i laughed when he said "im going to check your heartbeat to check if your still alive"
Watch it ×0.75 , it would look and sound normal !!😂
Lol its just a little distorted audio
🥲😂😂😂
How do I watch it x0.75?
@@kendal_rose2994 click the three dots and then choose play back speed
Best underrated UA-camr of all time
He didn't lie whem he said: 'fast and aggressive'
6:15 *everyone when corona is over* *yeeeeet*
ryan: smell this and tell me what it is
me: strawberry
ryan: fruit punch ur absolutely right ! now this one
me: grape
ryan: blueberry im proud of you
me:🥲🥲🥲🥲
New Video Idea: “Doing ASMR with the first 5 things in my fridge”
yes!
“take some deep breaths, calmly and slowly” *continues to hyperventilate* i have never laughed so much at such a great asmr video
The «im blind» make me laugh so hard i almost wake up everyone in my house i was falling asleep till the «im blind» love it 💙😂
DUDE that is so funny for real Ryan! 😂😂
This is hilarious and actually really tingly
Ur asmr vids RULE👑
"Super proud of you."
*choking, eyes watering from the chili powder:* "thanks"
This is game speedruner when they become a doctor
Hey you reading this comment
Hope you have a nice day, night, week, month and year 😊
“Look here”
“Look here”
“Look Here I’m blind” 😆
“Don’t worry It’s sterile.” Was so funny to me 😭😭
EXPIRATOIN DATE 0:57
if eminem became a cranial nerve exam guy
Kinda
Doctor: Take deep breath’s.
Me: hyper ventilating
"Its a little bit bright"
Bruh, when you turned it on, it felt like a damn flashbang 💀💀💀
ryan never fails to disapoint us
"Of course it is, I'm a doctor, you can't say no to me" I've never told my doctor no 💀
The way he said I'm a professional when trying to put the glove on got me😂
7:30 *Dream 'Normal' Pills* XD
I love he makes his role play funny and not all serious
"Expiration date?"
👁️👄👁️ Now THAT caught me off guard
I’ve watched this countless times now and I’ve always thought the “pretty old for someone looking like you” was an insult because of the delivery of it but I’ve only just realised it’s actually a compliment isn’t it. Like he’s saying you look younger than you actually are which is nice it’s just delivered like an insult.
Love your stuff! This stuff is golden!
Couldn't stop laughing when you put the light into your eye and followed up with "I'm am blind". The humor never disappoints me!
1:14 "ok FANTAAASTIIC" I died 😂
Anyway the best fast asmr video
Props to Debra for being the assistant for a few decades
BAHAHHAHAHAH the tongue depressor killed me lololol. "dont worry its sterile" lollolol caught me so off guard
rap god be like
2x speed for true experience
This was honestly amazing gave me tingles and laughter at the same time. I wanted to know Ryan, will we ever get another summer school roleplay ?
*''gimmie a big wiff''* got me- LMAO
3:15 Me first time watching the video: Uhh 3300.
Ryan: You got it right.
Me second time watching: Maybe 2938?
Ryan: You got it right.
Me: *Confusion intensifies*
he’s still my favorite asmr artist