An (un)comprehensive guide to WoW war crimes

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @backtrakk2121
    @backtrakk2121 3 роки тому +113

    No joke, Leap of Faith in the hands of someone with environmental awareness should be an in game war crime

  • @timthenecromancer3320
    @timthenecromancer3320 3 роки тому +97

    For the warlock sacrificing their demons, they technically aren’t killing them, since they can’t die outside of demon areas(because reasons) so they just get (probably painfully) sucked into the twisting nether again

  • @МаксимЖуков-я2н
    @МаксимЖуков-я2н 3 роки тому +136

    Sure, peace and mercy are great, but have you ever bathed in agonizing souls and ate their suffering while felguards lubricate your flaming skin with blood of your enemies?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +59

      This is exactly the type of comment I made this video for

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 роки тому +10

      I'm a death knight main but WHAT THE FUCK

  • @Jumf1
    @Jumf1 3 роки тому +64

    Kind of a shame he doesn’t mention the story bit where death knights can massacre the red dragon hatchlings and caregivers, and seeing as the dragon flights can no longer reproduce, nearly drive them to extinction

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +28

      I fucking loved that, tbh. I'm sad that they removed that as an achievement, although it's entirely fair

    • @Jumf1
      @Jumf1 3 роки тому +18

      @@DaveyGunface agreed, sadly I didn’t do the quest until after the achievement was removed but I did it anyways because I’m an ass. I also just remembered the bit where you asked what I main, which is Affliction warlock so grovel before my throne of crime

  • @Shakrii
    @Shakrii 3 роки тому +37

    I love that warlocks capturing and consuming others souls would be considered atrocious and evil by most but can't think of any direct war crime against it (as long as you aren't the one who actually killed the target).

  • @kungfuvoodoo9889
    @kungfuvoodoo9889 3 роки тому +58

    Non-locks: No! You can't just commit war crimes against nature and be a good guy!
    Locks: Haha Malefic Rapture go BRRRRR!

  • @OrnnsteinJr
    @OrnnsteinJr 3 роки тому +142

    but daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +108

      Consider the following:
      Cease existence

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 роки тому +6

      @@DaveyGunface hey i wanted to ask yoy does any of the covonate abilitys (particularly for rouge) break warlaws (aka are warcrimes)?

    • @Yoreel_gankins
      @Yoreel_gankins 3 роки тому +8

      weaponized religion is now a new war crime

    • @anandbleep2337
      @anandbleep2337 3 роки тому +1

      @@DaveyGunface no

  • @alyvidy95
    @alyvidy95 3 роки тому +33

    As a marksman main... I like playing a spec that has more usable abilities than cooldowns *cough cough beastmaster*
    BUT I love your video. Instantly subscribed.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +20

      Thanks man, glad to have you here :)
      And if I'm being honest, I just like BM because of Exotic Beasts. That's basically the only reason, I like the class fantasy of having big fuck-off bugs ravage anything and everything. Is it hard? No, but I get to be ADHD and jump around every fight for no reason.

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 роки тому

      I play mm because using firearms are cool

  • @jaxsonwelch8085
    @jaxsonwelch8085 3 роки тому +29

    For a game I don't play i don't know what you were talking about, but your humor alone made this video so damn enjoyable, keep up the good work

  • @puny3258
    @puny3258 3 роки тому +21

    wojtek is the name of a bear in the game Scythe as well, which i now assume to be a reference, the bear in Scythe also does war and probably drinks?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +8

      More than likely, I actually saw his outwork when I was finding images and saw that. I've always wanted to play that game

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 2 роки тому

      In Iron Harvest too.
      Wojtek is the best character.

  • @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578
    @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 2 роки тому +16

    Breaking news: The fucking death paladins might have some slightly unethical practices

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 11 місяців тому

      happens when their boss committed mass genocide on their own team (Arthas in the culling)

  • @HEXOUS
    @HEXOUS 3 роки тому +19

    comedic and underrated channel
    keep up the good work and maybe the youtube algorithm will bless you!

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 роки тому +15

    Wasn’t expecting the sseth reference.

  • @tannerray5014
    @tannerray5014 2 роки тому +5

    I actually just recently got into WoW with some friends so I came here to see where the warriors fall. I’m okay with a case-by-case basis. That means it’s up to me to make sure the Geneva Suggestions are broken.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  2 роки тому +4

      I'm glad that's the take-away you went with, because if this deterred you from that I would almost be upset.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy Рік тому +7

    It's a bit disingenuous to say that Fire Mages are legal simply because they have no other tools at their disposal. If you draft a unit of infantry called Flamethrower Troops, and equip them exclusively with flamethrowers, with the sole intention of attacking the enemy with fire, i don't think the Hague is going to go easy on them just because you accidentally forgot to give them a backup pistol or something.

  • @JediFrog
    @JediFrog 3 роки тому +8

    10:30 as a paladin main, I think you forgot concentration...... which does damage over time..... which I think any form of is illegal because suffering?

  • @DragonSageSequi
    @DragonSageSequi 3 роки тому +8

    Don't show the Blizzard devs this or they'll have to redo all of the warcraft skills.

  • @xandyw1381
    @xandyw1381 3 роки тому +6

    The Geneva suggestion, that's that thing that rimworld reviewers made up as a joke, right?

  • @charlayned
    @charlayned Рік тому

    I main a gnome Mage. Dabble in Druid, Shaman, and an occasional Hunter or Paladin. So, mostly okay. When I started a DK, I got into the intro area and stopped for a full 3 years because I just couldn't.... My husband mains either a Warrior or, his favorite, a DK and he kept saying "it gets better, you stop killing innocents after you get the curse lifted." Yeah, right. And I"m going to be Queen of Stormwind too. I have 3 DKs, one's a freaking Light Forged Draenei (how's THAT for contradiction) and another is an Undead Death Knight (again with contradiction, it is sarcastically impossible to fathom--does Undead on Undead make it only Dead or an Alive Knight?).
    Love the video.

  • @footballcenter3000
    @footballcenter3000 2 роки тому

    The sseth was really funny, especially since I just got into Davey and Sseth at the same time and these two channels have quickly become my favorite youtube channels.

  • @MrVeaka
    @MrVeaka 3 роки тому +9

    Aaaahhh. Yes. I am Legal. Paladin life is best life.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +4

      I just really like Holy Paladin, if I'm just going to ensure that everyone lives, I want to be whacking that boss in the front lines the entire time.

  • @xaviersavard6343
    @xaviersavard6343 Рік тому +3

    Not even 1k likes? Why has no one seen this im subscribed and I havent

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Рік тому +1

      It was one of my very first videos, and it took quite a while before BTD6 War Crimes popped off so this one just kinda stayed in the shade. Kinda sucks, but I can't complain :P

  • @air1fire
    @air1fire 5 місяців тому

    Your pronunciation of Wojtek was perfect ❤

  • @acorr14
    @acorr14 3 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love this, fantastic video :)
    Glad to see my main (Rsham) is mostly legal :P

  • @mrkisawesome7669
    @mrkisawesome7669 3 роки тому +7

    rip demonetization speedrun

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +9

      Hope is still not lost, I have a solid shot at it being demonetized since UA-cam gave me a big fuck-off warning telling me "This ruling isn't final" when I got the green check of momentary peace.

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 роки тому +10

    But daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +9

      To the infernal depths with your soul.

  • @Chokblaar
    @Chokblaar 3 роки тому +9

    Ah yes, unholy dk abilities that are legal...
    None of them

    • @k.bularga
      @k.bularga 3 роки тому

      Well... AMZ? AMS? Wraith Walk?
      ...
      I'll see myself out.

    • @Chokblaar
      @Chokblaar 3 роки тому

      @@k.bularga Unholy specific, I suppose

  • @drewcrane6973
    @drewcrane6973 3 роки тому

    I don’t play WoW but paladin has always been my favorite class in games ( I have a dragon born paladin berserker in DND that rages and divine smites and it has the same damage output as a sun instead of a sword and is super tanky and can heal up if he gets damaged.)

  • @calebbarnhouse496
    @calebbarnhouse496 2 роки тому +1

    Warrior attacking to wound a target isn't a war crime, so long as they are a legal combatant, and then no mean description means anything, swinging a sword in any way against a legal combat is legal, unless they use an illegal blade, or an illegal substance on the blade they will be completely legal

  • @grimmsoul3096
    @grimmsoul3096 11 місяців тому

    17:40 just me knowing where this song came from?
    cuz it sounds a bit like Arthas is getting his hands dirty. . . again
    18:20 48 minutes? wow

  • @thedootlord
    @thedootlord 3 роки тому +5

    So... basicly OUTLAW isnt BREAKING LAWS? (Other than kidnyshot and poison

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +6

      Surprisingly, not really. Since most of their spec is just using guns and a melee weapon, nothing they do is too terribly bad.
      That's the best thing about these videos, the shit you'd expect to be illegal is entirely allowable, while an exploding pineapple is a grave breach of the Geneva Convention.

    • @backtrakk2121
      @backtrakk2121 3 роки тому +1

      They follow the law, but they walk outside the legal lines because they are edgy

  • @Illecron
    @Illecron Місяць тому

    If I'm a resto druid am I considered a war medic and for my arcane mage with curiosity for the unknown commanded to destroy my enemies by my raid leader and my disc priest protecting and smiting and purging the wicked
    I use the talent that changes my shadow word pain into purging the wicked and penance
    and for my Moonkin does his spells go in the orbital strike category or what

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 3 роки тому +2

    Warlock destruction main, enhancement shaman as other faction main, frost death knight as my favourite alt.
    How evil am I on your tier lits then?

  • @GamingNormaly
    @GamingNormaly 3 роки тому +5

    Wouldn't Consecration count as a Napalmh-ish attack?

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +5

      Consecrate is an odd one, both in lore and in game it's wording is incredibly vague. In lore all it says is that it "Cleanses the ground beneath you of all sin", and in game it just does holy damage. It also doesn't really align with any definitions of banned weapons, so it's a lot harder to have a solid comparison with. Since you have to stand in the area in which the ability is cast, plus it doesn't linger when you leave the area, I wouldn't say so.

    • @GamingNormaly
      @GamingNormaly 3 роки тому

      @@DaveyGunface It does linger when you leave the area..... like a smoke cloud or napalm. Not forever but for the whole duration.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +6

      I meant the damage doesn’t linger*. When you leave the area that’s consecrated. My bad.

    • @GamingNormaly
      @GamingNormaly 3 роки тому

      @@DaveyGunface Ah that makes sense

  • @sampfrost
    @sampfrost 3 роки тому

    wojtec is indeed the best animal ever (i hope i got that spelling right)

  • @Emily12471
    @Emily12471 3 роки тому

    What i want too know is, how much of a war criminal they are fits with lore

  • @durandol
    @durandol 2 роки тому

    Destruction Warlock! Because fire is fun, and coal is expensive.

  • @apblolol
    @apblolol Рік тому +1

    psychological warfare for every fear in the game?

  • @BigBoss99599
    @BigBoss99599 Рік тому

    Okay true, fire bad. HOWEVER, funny numbers get bigger

  • @ethancharbonneau4849
    @ethancharbonneau4849 3 роки тому +5

    I knew there was a reason i played arcane mage!!! YES!!

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 роки тому

      You wanted a rocket launcher but wow isn't a modern/sci fi setting

  • @PreviewAvailable
    @PreviewAvailable 3 роки тому

    I have all sorts of control over demons and undead as paladin.

  • @EndermanFan2000
    @EndermanFan2000 3 роки тому +1

    𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖉𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖞𝖞𝖞𝖞 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊!!!! 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖝𝖉𝖉𝖉𝖉

  • @chessshead8123
    @chessshead8123 3 роки тому +3

    banana

  • @space3112
    @space3112 3 роки тому

    Protection and Holy paladin

  • @-purplehaze-2212
    @-purplehaze-2212 3 роки тому

    Jokes on you I've never played Wow in my life

  • @ErikWarhammer
    @ErikWarhammer 2 роки тому +1

    Paladins For the Win! /Dance :D

  • @haydenmills8388
    @haydenmills8388 2 роки тому

    What Hunter pet is that bouncing around? It’s so cute, and I want one.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  2 роки тому +1

      It's been a hot minute since this video was posted, but if I recall correctly you would be asking for this one?
      www.wow-petopia.com/npc.php?id=154354
      All of the Aqir pets there are fantastic and combo together extremely well, love them all to death.

  • @thedootlord
    @thedootlord 3 роки тому

    You need more subs

  • @shaneboring
    @shaneboring 3 роки тому

    Disc priests seem kinda suspicious. 🤔

  • @whatevernotmatter18347
    @whatevernotmatter18347 2 роки тому

    The reference

  • @janfrompolde
    @janfrompolde 3 роки тому +2

    but daveyyyy it's not regular fire it's holy fire!!!! haha xdddd
    (Used to play resto druid and then holy pala)

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  3 роки тому +1

      Holy Paladin is the true MVP of healing

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero 2 роки тому

    Based Paladins.

  • @andenable
    @andenable 3 роки тому

    Warlock

  • @tonyleier
    @tonyleier Рік тому +2

    I think if you're under 18 none of this applies, so.... go for it? (For legal reasons, this is a joke.) (Im also not completely certain if that's correct.)

  • @wojciechkowalski7554
    @wojciechkowalski7554 3 роки тому

    You spelled Wojtek nearly as good as you could without learning polish.

  • @solbradguy7628
    @solbradguy7628 3 роки тому

    So uhh I main warlock but hear me out-

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 3 роки тому

    30:35

  • @purpledragonofhonor2193
    @purpledragonofhonor2193 2 місяці тому

    hunter should be E tbh

  • @mobgabriel1767
    @mobgabriel1767 2 роки тому

    But davey its not normal fire its Holy fire lol

  • @illiaboiko7354
    @illiaboiko7354 3 роки тому

    48 minutes into the video? I'm sorry?

  • @NeonNobility
    @NeonNobility Рік тому

    "trap" is a slur

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Рік тому +3

      Yeah, I found it appalling when I was watching Star Wars and the admiral goes "It's a ____!". He should've said "Oh for heaven's sakes! It appears that the enemy appears to have utilized a strategy of deception which we have accidentally fallen into in order to gain an advantage over us!"

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому +2

      No. This is an exaggeration that is seemingly accepted as fact. It is only a slur in certain contexts, like every fucking word ever.

    • @bluevines1303
      @bluevines1303 10 місяців тому

      ​@@DaveyGunface I totally agree the useage of that horrid word is worse than useing the n word with the hard r as a non African American

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, the good old days of the BC Soul-Link Warlock. Being so powerful in PvE, you were collecting protection money from Illidan.