+David Brown Sure,Goodluck waiting for a few centuries long.As it will took some generations for people to forget about their old religion and stuff.After that?Start your religion already before someone else does!
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BTW, I'm starting the cookiesm, a religion that promises eating a cookie with make up for any sin you have committed. The great cookie lord will open his chocolate arms upon your soul, embrace the cookie people between 19-23 that have failed at life...
Well the great taco and the cookie God should be best friends Both can be crunchy and soft and cookies can go in tacos and cookies can be shaped like tacos
Comic Taco Productions sadly as any other religion on earth. I have to disagree your religion exist. I will have to terrorize your people, and I will need to create my own crusades in order to show the supremacy of my religion. Nothing personal but it was on the "religion for dummies" guidebook :(
Become best pals with Elon Musk and move with him to the moon or Mars. When you get there, plant your smuggled along flag, and start setting up the boundaries of your domain.
Fridtjof Eikanger Still missing an enemy though. No acknowledged national sovereignty without drawing the borders in blood. The best solution might be to establish a "country without borders". ... I mean take the whole moon, lol. (The moon might be taken though. If you learn that after all plans have been made, that would be problematic. Because, let's face it, if you find natives there and wage war against them, THEY will definitely kick your ass ... mothership style.)
Religion is a subjective series of individual beliefs. Atheism is the same thing it is a subjective series of individual beliefs. There is no absolute truth, solely because truth is based off the perspective of the individual or the observer....
Josh Krause no because atheists don't believe in anything. it's like saying anticornistianity is a religion because many people don't believe in unicorns.
The best way to live your life is: the filthy way. When you die you will go to: the ricefields. The one true vessel of god is: Frank, the son of Chin Chin. done
The best way to live your life is to see your connection to the universe When you die you go to the cosmos The one true vessel of god is the stellar one Welcome to the order of the stars. We see our connection to the stars and we understand our duties as a part of the universe.
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WestMan Counter 3 Names besides shouldn't you be used to criticism by now when you openly commit to believing in obvious lies? Sure religion had its place in the past but that time is long gone. wake up a realize what stupidities religion is spouting
I would like to start my religion, about the afterlife, we go to heaven temporarily to visit family and then we go to the multiverse and we can choose which universe we want to be born.
Firstly, if you clicked this video to be offended, you know who you are, don't be surprised when you are offended Second, religions teach forgiveness, if you are posting death threats and threats of condemnation, I think you should reconsider Third, Atheism is NOT a religion, it is the disbelief in religion, also, atheists are not necessarily scientist, Darwinism and Big Bang theorists are not all Atheists, Atheists are not all Darwinists etc Fourth, Great video, it was amusing :)
Mealmightyme I think people just call them "people who don't believe in religion". Though 'Atheist' is pretty much just as great of a word since 99% of religions do worship a mythical creature that commands that you be a good person and better yourself or go to hell..."Be good, or else" doesn't seem genuine to me... The ones that don't worship magical sky people tend to concentrate on just being a good person and bettering yourself so that you can be a better person, which is something we should all really agree with.
Great video guys. I also admire your guts to make it when there are so many religious people that would get offended and start raging at you. Thumbs up adn share. You guys just became way more awesome!
When i was in 4th grade me and my friends created a religion, where we worshipped a tree.... we had one holiday called “tree-stice”. We got a surprising amount of students to join this religion 😂. Then, the school cut the tree down, we had a ceremony, bada bing, bada boom, the religion died These are the answers for my religion Best way to live your life: playing jump rope and basket ball, after hugging a tree When you die you go to: tree heaven. With jump ropes tree houses and basket ball The one true vessel of god is: tree
I actually came here in all seriousness wanting to figure out how to create an all new religion, Eleutheranism, to establish an institution for Voluntaryists for getting religious freedoms for how we want to live our life, free from the terror of the clergy, henchmen and crusaders for the worst psycothic death-cult religion in history, namely statetheism, the worshipping and belief in the deity "government". Any takers?
I know this is late but who is the volunteered money going to? An organization tasked with making and maintaining law and order, aiding those who cannot aid themselves, and protecting the freedom of the civilians within a given territory. Cause thats a government. It's not an inherently evil idea, its just run by people whose interest diverge from the common folk.
@@Stolendevice What "volunteered money" ? And "An organization"? Huh? No need for government. "Volunteering money" is called paying for goods and services, absent government coercion. The market provides goods and services, and does so orders of magnitude better than government in any given situation, better, faster, cheaper, including taking care of the poor and providing protection. Good ideas don't require force.
@@nicolebuitrago82 i hate to be that one guy but im almost sure poggers is a pop culture term mostly in competitive video game scene ( OW) how do i know this ( i shout it about every day )
Small correction: Apple's logo isn't actually copyrighted, because a court ruled that it's too basic, nor does their trademark cover its use in religion.
As a funny joke the furry fandom has already begun to start a new religion for themselves, we shall follow the worship of the great giraffe. BREE!!!!!!
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Guys if you are from any religion ( i am Christian) just please don't be mean or angry we make all of us look like bad persons and we are not, just take it easy alright
***** so you believe acting like that its ok because others do worse thinks... i hope you dont try to be slightly less worse than lets say Stalin because you probably turn in Mussolini or *blank*
+Thoralmir Start small. Something that will get media coverage like decapitating a ronald McDonald statue. The blow something up. Move onto like killing a ton of corporate drones that all think they are untouchable and watch the panic ensue HA HA
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+Hydra Gaming the Bible says that to go to heaven you have to believe in Jesus, that he die and rose again, Which that is christian, so if your not christian which you said your not, so sorry, the answer is no
What is with everyone, since this channel is taking over by break, nothing from the original has changed, we only get extra content! like this and the super-fan builds! i love the new series!
My Religion is Memeism the belief of Memes. We as memeist we do not pay taxes, we PAY attention to our memes. We believe in all sexuality and we think that all memes will be equal, what our Holy god is the might Pepe' the green frog of truth! we even have over one million gods as well. So as i rest my case of me being a memeist. If you believe in memeism please like this comment and say that you are a memeist, we already have alot of members if you love memes show it and if the people won't accept us as i will start a revolution about how to believe in the Memes and even spread the memes on social media. But remember May Memes be with you
Zihetism is a recent belief system revolving around dualism. Their main teachings revolve around balance and spirituality, and these teachings are often passed on through bi-weekly meetings and readings by spiritual leaders. Zihetism teachings come from community members who are looked up to by others. They often express their beliefs through murals, temples and dance. Being a recent belief system, Zihetism hasn't gathered a large following yet, but it is growing at a steady pace. An increasingly large amount of people see Zihetism as a means to reach a calmer state of mind.
I love how there are like a seemingly never ending comments of people talking about bow many ignorant religious people will be hate commenting, when there are pretty much none, and I'm fact I'd quite the reverse
TrueWOPR not really, i plowed through untill the end of the comments. the ratio is absulutly absurd. Also ignorant athiest hate comments were much higher as well. Not saying ignorant Christian hate doesn't exist, in fact quite the opposite, however this video is not a showcasing of it
TrueWOPR thats 100% semantics dude. I could say the same exact thing for christian hate comments. And I have seen a lot of HATE comments from atheists in this video
James Burnett To quote some other comments for my example. Snarky: " How To Start Your Own Religion. Find stupid people, LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE = Profit" HATE: " "hey! lets get views by poking at shit we shouldnt be poking becasuse who gives a fuck if people care about something, we (the fedora wearing neckbierds who write the scripts) dont give a shit!"" See, with the first one you can almost hear the sarcastic tone in the guys typing. The other one you can hear the retarded voice they're murmuring to themselves in while they pound away at their keyboard to voice their self-hating frustrations. (I had an islamic comment where the guy was super mad but it's since been removed as hate speech)
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@@God-eu7tp join Owiligainiototist. We believe in 5 Main gods, and many other minor gods. Gulailaga is The God of Earth, Giligaya is the God of Ocean, Logaleay is The God of Sky, Biliämäty is The God of Sun, Balamäytö is The God of Moon. We also worship Crabs.
The comments here are complete cancer. "I unsubbed because they're not making swords." "God is fake and your religion is complete bullshit." "If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in hell for eternity." No wonder some UA-camrs are turning off their comments...
Greetings! I thoroughly enjoyed your video and it has sparked my creativity in a captivating way. Recently, I've been engrossed in crafting ideas for a novel centered around the concept of "creating your own religion." As a devoted Christian, I find this exploration fascinating, but I'm also conscious of not veering too far from my core beliefs and faith. I don't want to risk losing sight of my Christian faith while embarking on this imaginative endeavor. Your video has inspired me to contemplate this delicate balance. I would greatly appreciate any insights or guidance you can offer regarding how to navigate this creative path without compromising my spiritual foundation. Thank you for sharing your remarkable content!
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"Hear Me, ye mortal birds! In the Rose Garden of changeless splendor a Flower hath begun to bloom, compared to which every other flower is but a thorn, and before the brightness of Whose glory the very essence of beauty must pale and wither." ~ Baha'u'llah, Baha'i Faith
--> Pontheism. -- Based on ancient nature-worship, focused, among other things, on Amun-Ra's earthly representative being a pony princess (who arguably loves it when you brush her hair, but the cleric is in dispute over that). Lots of magicka and Greek mythology involved, and tons of friendship. As with many religions, plenty of hypocrites among its followers.
“In a cheesy dream, Cheesus was cheesing cheese uncheese in a cheese dream, he grabbed my cheese with his cheese hands and cheesed over it, he spoke of how American cheese was disgusting, the satan of the cheese world, and I woke up to see a large block of cheese unto thee room” - Cheesocil 1:1
+War weazel Tax Exempt status. lol, seriously, it depends on how easy it is to leave the faith. If you start getting harassed and attacked by members of that faith after you quit, it's probably a cult.
Primitive Sponges:1. The best way to live your life is to become a meme2. When you die you go to bikini bottom 3. Our god is The Primitive SpongeAnd my logo is The Primitive Sponge
I actually found that one church you mentioned that started their church online, IN Second Life. Recognized the name AND the logo. I was only there to take a photo of my avatar in her 'Sunday' best for a photo contest though. Then I left. I'd much rather start my own online church in Second Life. :D
I keep trying to tell people you cannot prove or disprove the truth. So by that there is no absolute truth...everything is a perspective because we have so many different observers...
The real religion should be humanity. Humanism : 1: Humans are gods creation 2: There is super power behind every creation which we called god 3: Humans will be worshipped as representatives of god . 4: No one will defame or insult anyone. Religion should be filled will all moral ethics 5: Helping people in need will be the main purpose.
mine is called Sanctus-Nico. My followers are called Nicoites. I worship Santa Claus as well as the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy (Peace be with Her). I am a prophet. This is the ideology of innocence and ignorant-enlightenment (the less you know the better, choosing to know less is actually wise). Once Santa, the Tooth Fairy (PBUH) and the Easter Bunny have enough followers in thousands of years with or combined power of enlightenment we will destroy the world and in the ashes of the old world reconstruct it as a communist utopia, Their followers will live in this utopia, the accusers (followers of Krampus) will perish. I have been called to spread the word. The Elves are the Their loyal humanoid followers who have laboured to do Their will since the beginning of time. Dökkálfar, on the other hand, are dark elves who were created to serve and labour for Krampus, they will tempt people to write books, spread information etc.
I'm a die hard core fan of Christianity, because I'm a Christianity I'm in love with working on my own religion and mythology iam writing my own Bible.
The best way to live your life is: wearing a water bottle on your head When you die, you go to: Patrick's Rock One true vessel of god is: Patrick Patricism
My new religion: Bepisism We worship mandy the mushroom We advertise our religion by making memes Our hyms are: The mince pie song Peppa pig theme song Destroya
"You could make a religion out of this."
"No don't"
How about I do anyways?
Ya
Bill!!
Bill wurtz I see
@@samc3241 NOT ANYMORE THERE'S A BLANKET!
1:Wait for nuclear fallout
2:find old pre-war object
3:look crazy and gain followers
You have successfully started a religion, child of atom.
***** *3
cult of the lemonade.
"he shall return to make us delicious"
(romantically apocalyptic)
Why I blew up megaton.
+John Miles Obviously i will follow u even to hell now accept this Montain Dew and This bag o sugar as a offer
+David Brown Sure,Goodluck waiting for a few centuries long.As it will took some generations for people to forget about their old religion and stuff.After that?Start your religion already before someone else does!
“You don’t need to pay taxes”
*Time to start my own religion*
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
*”the sun is a deadly laser”*
That’s actually true tho
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@@footylad6468 nice cult
Enki is god
BTW, I'm starting the cookiesm, a religion that promises eating a cookie with make up for any sin you have committed. The great cookie lord will open his chocolate arms upon your soul, embrace the cookie people between 19-23 that have failed at life...
Well the great taco and the cookie God should be best friends
Both can be crunchy and soft
and cookies can go in tacos and cookies can be shaped like tacos
Comic Taco Productions sadly as any other religion on earth. I have to disagree your religion exist. I will have to terrorize your people, and I will need to create my own crusades in order to show the supremacy of my religion. Nothing personal but it was on the "religion for dummies" guidebook :(
Jesus well if a war of tacos and cookies has to happen then this means war
The doctrine is cookie clicker game.
Comic Taco Productions expect an "accidental" plane crash on your capital
How to found an independent country, always wanted to rule one.
Please consult Danny Wallace, the ruler of the Kingdom of Lovely.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Start_Your_Own_Country
ThePreciseClimber I'm going to be the world most evil dictator.
Has there ever been an independent country? If so, then not for long.
Become best pals with Elon Musk and move with him to the moon or Mars. When you get there, plant your smuggled along flag, and start setting up the boundaries of your domain.
Fridtjof Eikanger
Still missing an enemy though. No acknowledged national sovereignty without drawing the borders in blood.
The best solution might be to establish a "country without borders".
...
I mean take the whole moon, lol.
(The moon might be taken though. If you learn that after all plans have been made, that would be problematic. Because, let's face it, if you find natives there and wage war against them, THEY will definitely kick your ass ... mothership style.)
I feel this will offend many religious nuts.
Oh it will. Doesn't matter what you say when it comes to religion or politics. You are gonna piss off a lot of people.
OBEY THE HOLY BANANA!!!!
SPLIT BE UPON THEE!!!!!
Jimmy Mahaney hahaha
Jimmy Mahaney Obey the The mighty flying spaghetti monster
The mere mention of anything regarding religion or politics will start a flame war. Both sides tend to actively participate in starting them.
"The one true vessel of god is _____"
***Laughs in polytheism***
Really?😂
Me too.
Its cats, probably cats. Maybe mushrooms. Cats and mushrooms?
Same
Jesus Christ
If atheism is a *religion*,
then abstinence is a sexual position.
=P
***** and bald is a hair color
***** and rape is romantic
markymazzz buurned ! :'D
Religion is a subjective series of individual beliefs. Atheism is the same thing it is a subjective series of individual beliefs. There is no absolute truth, solely because truth is based off the perspective of the individual or the observer....
Josh Krause no because atheists don't believe in anything. it's like saying anticornistianity is a religion because many people don't believe in unicorns.
How to become a dictator! Just asking to prevent it from happening ;)
I need it for...research purposes
should i mention that i am german? for safety reasons and such?
''to prevent it'' yeah.. totally xD
Use your geass and strategic mind! It worked for me!
Lelouch Lamperouge do i get a knightmare with that advice for free? ;)
I'm starting a religion around the almighty Johnny Bravo.
ooohhh mee mee..
Woah, momma.
***** "I USED TO BE INA 90's tv SHHHOOOWWW"
***** I'll make another church for him
Daniel 24654 joins
how to find your father 😓
johnny more he said he was going to the grocery store for milk, hasn't come back for 15 years
johnny more whoa
Nazbol Miner exactly.
when he goes to buy cigarettes and he never comes back...
@@dodoubleg182 damn, it's rare that i actually laugh a bit but this was dark in a good way
What impossible task do you want us to show you how to do next?
You don't start religions...
Explain Zoroastrianism then
I want to go to space, preferrably to a different planet. Tell me how to!
how to become a world famous artist?
How to colonize Mars.
HOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY!!!
Step 1: Get the UN's approval
Step 2: That's it, no seriously, step 1 is all you need to accomplish, good luck with that though.
TrueWOPR yep, thats bout it. honestly, just befriend US, then youre pretty much set with all the aid and defense they give to you for free xD
Adam Starhawk We shall call our new country... Latveria.
TrueWOPR I was thinking of "derponia"
Adam Starhawk Isn't that game 98% off on gog.com right now? ;P
So... I'm gonna start a religion called recyclism then
lol that's the same idea i had. lets make it together
+Que Naim I'll join! Binus our God... HE IS GLORIUS
+sarah and Dragon No... PUH-RAISE THE CAN!!! AHELULUH
+Potatoking Gaming AMEN!!!
Lel
Shrek is my lord and savior
To the Lord of the swamp!
same
Hah right with yo bruthah...
Jesus is my lord and savior
@@hithis3377 weak
The best way to live your life is: the filthy way.
When you die you will go to: the ricefields.
The one true vessel of god is: Frank, the son of Chin Chin.
done
what about salamander man?
MultiAllanski he is the prophet of memes
Papa Franku will lead us to vicotry.
what about the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
thatonedude 420 false god
In my religion
We warship a chicken
arise chicken
Chicken arise
chickens are power
They did evolve from dinosaurs so.....al hail the mighty chicken
The chicken of riverwood
Isn't that every religion?
The best way to live your life is to see your connection to the universe
When you die you go to the cosmos
The one true vessel of god is the stellar one
Welcome to the order of the stars. We see our connection to the stars and we understand our duties as a part of the universe.
Good one, respect.
meme man*
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*Sees Title* "How to start your own religion"
*Checks Views* "666k Views"
Aah sh*t
*Satanism is a religion...*
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@@footylad6468 are you indonesian ?
1.1M now
Purge this heresy!!! The Emperor's will is divine.
Blood for the blood God! Skulls fir the skulls throne!
Trollex dudu Sithrak, the god of torture. If you are gonna suffer in the afterlife, why not start now and join the belief of Sithrak!
***** No thx. Khorne god of blood pride martial prowess and carnage is enough for me . Kill maim burn!!!!!
I see that the inquisition has a lot of work to do.
Do you hear the voices too???
we can make a religion out o~No dont
I see a lot of Bill wurtz in these comments
I don't think Jesus started a religion I think Christianity was created after Jesus was crucified
It was started by a jew. Not Jesus
But more Christian than Jew.
Stop talking impolitely
WestMan Counter 3 Names why should I. Did I offend your precious feelings?
WestMan Counter 3 Names besides shouldn't you be used to criticism by now when you openly commit to believing in obvious lies? Sure religion had its place in the past but that time is long gone. wake up a realize what stupidities religion is spouting
I would like to start my religion, about the afterlife, we go to heaven temporarily to visit family and then we go to the multiverse and we can choose which universe we want to be born.
All hail the mighty spaghetti monster in the sky. It is obviously the one true religion and god.
That god has balls.
Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ balls of meat ;)
Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ
MEAT BAAAALLSSS pesto dripping godnesss BAALLS
Thy holy trinity of parmesan, basil, tomato. Let us pray to the giant spaghetti monster in the sky for without its light Penne would rain on earth.
kuenka91 Fuck you all.. Thanks to you, now i'm hungry and i only have wieners and sausage in fridge!! ;(
Firstly, if you clicked this video to be offended, you know who you are, don't be surprised when you are offended
Second, religions teach forgiveness, if you are posting death threats and threats of condemnation, I think you should reconsider
Third, Atheism is NOT a religion, it is the disbelief in religion, also, atheists are not necessarily scientist, Darwinism and Big Bang theorists are not all Atheists, Atheists are not all Darwinists etc
Fourth, Great video, it was amusing :)
Thank you.
Holy shit! There's someone smart here? WTF?!
I thought this place was just full of ignorant morons who make everyone look bad.
Makes it sound like there's a word for someone who doesn't believe that religions exist.
Mealmightyme I think people just call them "people who don't believe in religion".
Though 'Atheist' is pretty much just as great of a word since 99% of religions do worship a mythical creature that commands that you be a good person and better yourself or go to hell..."Be good, or else" doesn't seem genuine to me...
The ones that don't worship magical sky people tend to concentrate on just being a good person and bettering yourself so that you can be a better person, which is something we should all really agree with.
***** It can be more vastly applied now as there are religions that do not include a God, e.g. Scientology, hence my splash use of the term
You could make a religion out of this.
Wait don't
Wait ,
Don't
How bout I do, anyway?
Worship this video to gain 1 braincell
@@chowder4656 Dont cause the sun is a deadly laser
Where have you been all my life? 🥳What an epic insane idea! 🏆I am going to start my own religion 🙏
Hi I am from India let's start it together..our religion will be fulfilling trees all around the planet..pls come with me
I don't know yet how to start
Let's start working on this
... May Crabulon, our savior, bless you. PLEASE Join The Internet Religion! Please!
So, how is that religion going?
Flying spaghetti monster......
Will glorify us with his meaty balls
+Zionic Ptx RAMEN!
+Lenny HAIL THE TASTE OF THE ALL-KNOWING
ALL HAIL HIM
ALL HAIL HIM
I imagine peeps making the Children of Atom a real thing
Glory to Atom!
first thing i thought about
lol
Jesus is the true god of man!
NCR_Ranger_Lord am I the only one who understands that reference hint: fallout
church of the potato. who's with me?
No one.
+potatis guden I BELIVE IN THE FRY
I AM AGAINST!! I BELIEVE IN THE CHURCH OF THE YAM AND SWEET POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the mashed the fry and the holy yam
Shine bright like a Doitsu✨
"You can start a religion off of this"
Me: ANIME THIGHS!
I was thinking the same thing!
Ill sign up
@@christopherwatts134 *Writes your name* you are off to heaven anime thighs.
I see that you're a man of culture aswell...
Bless the holy anime thighs!
@@Runpei_ Yes, and everyone who liked this, has Joined.
"Can Christianity be more hateful?" As a Christian, I agree that that's some truly funny shit.
How
Why is it funny?
I am an atheist but I found that It's disrespectful. I respect all religions.
Great video guys. I also admire your guts to make it when there are so many religious people that would get offended and start raging at you. Thumbs up adn share. You guys just became way more awesome!
One of the top criteria of becoming a classic religious is to get Offended and its our job to provide that. :)
Good vid but atheism is not a religion it's the lack of one
I will make a church of atheism and call it "The place of Logic"
Aubry Roque yeah pretty much
20ad0153 Found the theist.
I am not atheist i am holymacarelist.
aethism is also technucally a religion
When i was in 4th grade me and my friends created a religion, where we worshipped a tree.... we had one holiday called “tree-stice”. We got a surprising amount of students to join this religion 😂. Then, the school cut the tree down, we had a ceremony, bada bing, bada boom, the religion died
These are the answers for my religion
Best way to live your life: playing jump rope and basket ball, after hugging a tree
When you die you go to: tree heaven. With jump ropes tree houses and basket ball
The one true vessel of god is: tree
If you actually take your own religion serious then Hell will say "Hola".
Xuinon We didn’t, we mad it up as a game
I'm so sorry to hear that
😢
3:10 Atheism isn't a religion, it's the exact opposite.
***** How? Atheism is based on evidence and changes its opinion with new evidence, while religion is stuck with narrowminded views forever.
***** You do realize you are an atheist, right?
***** nope nopity nope nope.
***** That is one of the most unintelligent things I've read all day, and that's saying a lot.
***** Do you believe in god? If you say yes, you are religious. If you say no, you are an atheist. If you are unsure, you are agnostic..
As said by Bill Hurtz, "you can make a religion out of this"
It’s “Bill Wurtz”
“No don’t.”
I actually came here in all seriousness wanting to figure out how to create an all new religion, Eleutheranism, to establish an institution for Voluntaryists for getting religious freedoms for how we want to live our life, free from the terror of the clergy, henchmen and crusaders for the worst psycothic death-cult religion in history, namely statetheism, the worshipping and belief in the deity "government".
Any takers?
I know this is late but who is the volunteered money going to? An organization tasked with making and maintaining law and order, aiding those who cannot aid themselves, and protecting the freedom of the civilians within a given territory. Cause thats a government. It's not an inherently evil idea, its just run by people whose interest diverge from the common folk.
@@Stolendevice What "volunteered money" ? And "An organization"? Huh? No need for government. "Volunteering money" is called paying for goods and services, absent government coercion. The market provides goods and services, and does so orders of magnitude better than government in any given situation, better, faster, cheaper, including taking care of the poor and providing protection.
Good ideas don't require force.
@@calysagora3615 so the capitists are in power, got it. Good luck being owned by Amazon-Disney-viacom-nestle incorporated.
Me:Hey would you be interested in my religion?
Person: what's it about?
Me: thicc thights save lives
Person: *I'm interested*
You never cease to impress me, Einstein
@@spacecore2935 thats not einstein... thats
*A L B E R T E I N S T E I N*
One successfully fast-growing religion right now?: Social Justice.
I think that is more of a cult
It's called Poggers. Podcast vloggers who focus on social justice but actually do something about it.
wait how can a political stance be a religon?
and why does it say that there are 6 replies but there are only 3?
I can't come up with a good username hotel? Trivago.
@@nicolebuitrago82 i hate to be that one guy but im almost sure poggers is a pop culture term mostly in competitive video game scene ( OW) how do i know this ( i shout it about every day )
So basically it's been 9 years now I think that this video has been up has anyone started their own religion yet with the recycling sign as the emblem
I'm a dog so my religion is: if a ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours
The moon that is good wisdom
I also know some.... knock knock jokes
Small correction: Apple's logo isn't actually copyrighted, because a court ruled that it's too basic, nor does their trademark cover its use in religion.
As a funny joke the furry fandom has already begun to start a new religion for themselves, we shall follow the worship of the great giraffe. BREE!!!!!!
And I’m here to end your religion with HanZ and my flammenwerfer
Ew furry
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@@shrekwithawillsmithface465 Too late. They have become too powerful.
BREE Hmm
Guys if you are from any religion ( i am Christian) just please don't be mean or angry we make all of us look like bad persons and we are not, just take it easy alright
***** having a religion doesn't make me a moron
Takes one to know one don't you think michael?
***** Jeez, I guess calling someone a "gullible moron" is a helpful way to approach them.
People are different mate, you may have to get used to that.
***** so you believe acting like that its ok because others do worse thinks... i hope you dont try to be slightly less worse than lets say Stalin because you probably turn in Mussolini or *blank*
***** As anti-religion as I am, that was pretty uncalled for...
How to terrorize a major city, Joker-style!
+Thoralmir Start small. Something that will get media coverage like decapitating a ronald McDonald statue. The blow something up. Move onto like killing a ton of corporate drones that all think they are untouchable and watch the panic ensue HA HA
Dr. Doom What about political drones who think they're untouchable?
Thoralmir
That is the finale :D
Dr. Doom Alright, now at what point do I start making disturbing videos to the media taped to corpses? Or should I forgo that?
Thoralmir
You don't have to do that but if you do, do it early so it puts your profile up fast
The best way to love your life: The Pimp Way
When you die you will go to: Pimp Heaven
The one true vessel of god: Johnny Bravo
Anthony Michael bruh
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This religion shall be called pimpology
I made a religion called ism ism
Hi Andy thank you so much for animating this episode.Great job.Keep up the good work.I am so sorry you dont get the attention you deserve.Oh and hi
Why can't I just make a religion that I follow myself and me alone for my own mental health?
I did
@@Charliee6 awesome 👍
@@Srindal4657 you can do it too :)
if we create our own religion
will we still go to heaven?
it dosent work like that, so if you believe in yours and not chistian then you can't
+Hydra Gaming the Bible says that to go to heaven you have to believe in Jesus, that he die and rose again, Which that is christian, so if your not christian which you said your not, so sorry, the answer is no
if you believe in Jesus
+Hydra Gaming it depends. in your religion you make the rules on who goes to heaven or hell or if there is a heaven or hell.
no
I like how I went from wayching this video for fun to using it to help with my new religion. Thanks!
What is with everyone, since this channel is taking over by break, nothing from the original has changed, we only get extra content! like this and the super-fan builds! i love the new series!
Epic how to get a perfect score on your ACT/SATs!
Impossible
+Bear McBear MC --- Interesting.
+Swiftkay 101 No. Entirely possible. My friends go to MIT.
phone+being solid snake
Cheat
My Religion is Memeism the belief of Memes. We as memeist we do not pay taxes, we PAY attention to our memes. We believe in all sexuality and we think that all memes will be equal, what our Holy god is the might Pepe' the green frog of truth! we even have over one million gods as well. So as i rest my case of me being a memeist. If you believe in memeism please like this comment and say that you are a memeist, we already have alot of members if you love memes show it and if the people won't accept us as i will start a revolution about how to believe in the Memes and even spread the memes on social media. But remember May Memes be with you
PEPSI MAN I'm a memeist
Is Thomas the Dank Engine a god in your religion?
I am a memeist my bruddas
That's dank
Are the prophets tachanka and big chungus
Zihetism is a recent belief system revolving around dualism. Their main teachings revolve around balance and spirituality, and these teachings are often passed on through bi-weekly meetings and readings by spiritual leaders. Zihetism teachings come from community members who are looked up to by others. They often express their beliefs through murals, temples and dance.
Being a recent belief system, Zihetism hasn't gathered a large following yet, but it is growing at a steady pace. An increasingly large amount of people see Zihetism as a means to reach a calmer state of mind.
I don't know what I was expecting. This is surprisingly thorough.
I love how there are like a seemingly never ending comments of people talking about bow many ignorant religious people will be hate commenting, when there are pretty much none, and I'm fact I'd quite the reverse
Oh no there are QUITE a lot in the comments, they just don't get upvoted.
TrueWOPR not really, i plowed through untill the end of the comments. the ratio is absulutly absurd. Also ignorant athiest hate comments were much higher as well. Not saying ignorant Christian hate doesn't exist, in fact quite the opposite, however this video is not a showcasing of it
James Burnett
I've seen snarky atheists comments, but no atheist HATE comments.
TrueWOPR thats 100% semantics dude. I could say the same exact thing for christian hate comments. And I have seen a lot of HATE comments from atheists in this video
James Burnett
To quote some other comments for my example.
Snarky: "
How To Start Your Own Religion. Find stupid people, LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE = Profit"
HATE: "
"hey! lets get views by poking at shit we shouldnt be poking becasuse who gives a fuck if people care about something, we (the fedora wearing neckbierds who write the scripts) dont give a shit!""
See, with the first one you can almost hear the sarcastic tone in the guys typing. The other one you can hear the retarded voice they're murmuring to themselves in while they pound away at their keyboard to voice their self-hating frustrations. (I had an islamic comment where the guy was super mad but it's since been removed as hate speech)
Just become a Pastafarian. Welcome, brother/sister.
What is Pastafarism
Religion is not a joke that anyone can start own religion
I accept my life
away from fear
of a god or devil
or religions
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@@footylad6468 lol
@@God-eu7tp join Owiligainiototist.
We believe in 5 Main gods, and many other minor gods. Gulailaga is The God of Earth, Giligaya is the God of Ocean, Logaleay is The God of Sky, Biliämäty is The God of Sun, Balamäytö is The God of Moon. We also worship Crabs.
Me watching this trying to start a religion where we praise Garfield
Religion is used as a purpose in life
Hey Andy, great job animating this episode!
Gabenism
He can't count to 3 though...
Risuna23 what do you mean by that?
Risuna23 lmao
Risuna23 ua-cam.com/video/R9Yd4Fyq1qo/v-deo.html
Pyro B3ar how do you even
The comments here are complete cancer.
"I unsubbed because they're not making swords."
"God is fake and your religion is complete bullshit."
"If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in hell for eternity."
No wonder some UA-camrs are turning off their comments...
How to go to space
Become an astronaut. Done
Joshua-Gabriel Camacho EZer sed den dun?
Buy a ticket. xcor.com/flytospace/
Greetings! I thoroughly enjoyed your video and it has sparked my creativity in a captivating way. Recently, I've been engrossed in crafting ideas for a novel centered around the concept of "creating your own religion." As a devoted Christian, I find this exploration fascinating, but I'm also conscious of not veering too far from my core beliefs and faith. I don't want to risk losing sight of my Christian faith while embarking on this imaginative endeavor. Your video has inspired me to contemplate this delicate balance. I would greatly appreciate any insights or guidance you can offer regarding how to navigate this creative path without compromising my spiritual foundation. Thank you for sharing your remarkable content!
In my religion, we worship two cats on the internet. (TheMeanKitty anyone?)
Sparta and sylvester?
@@radonrodan8332 Sparta and Loki. Unfortunately, they have both passed away recently. 😭
@@zackovalltrades760
I cried when sparta died.
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People need to make a religion for memes XD
Gabriel MacMurray already did my lord is shrek
My friends did that.
All hail lord tachanka and the big chungus
@@Saamniferu Thats Christian Polytheism
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BRING EPIC HOW TO BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 YEARS
"Hear Me, ye mortal birds! In the Rose Garden of changeless splendor a Flower hath begun to bloom, compared to which every other flower is but a thorn, and before the brightness of Whose glory the very essence of beauty must pale and wither." ~ Baha'u'llah, Baha'i Faith
Could you do one on "how to survive the purge"
--> Pontheism. -- Based on ancient nature-worship, focused, among other things, on Amun-Ra's earthly representative being a pony princess (who arguably loves it when you brush her hair, but the cleric is in dispute over that). Lots of magicka and Greek mythology involved, and tons of friendship.
As with many religions, plenty of hypocrites among its followers.
I read this in Pinkie pie's voice.
YES PLEASE
I should start my own fucking religion!
I hear it pays well.
+MrVillamike damn right XD
a religion about fucking, definately something i'd get into
“In a cheesy dream, Cheesus was cheesing cheese uncheese in a cheese dream, he grabbed my cheese with his cheese hands and cheesed over it, he spoke of how American cheese was disgusting, the satan of the cheese world, and I woke up to see a large block of cheese unto thee room” - Cheesocil 1:1
Random commenter: "I want to know how to start a religion/CULT"
Me: **starts laughing alarmingly**
Eden's gate? No? Just me? Ok.
Religion is a business. That serves the interests of the ruling class.
please do an epic how to about GETTING IN THE AREA 51
i propose:
polyhedron earth religion.
I'm probably going to regret asking, but what separates a religion from a cult?
+War weazel Size?
+War weazel the FBI
+War weazel Tax Exempt status. lol, seriously, it depends on how easy it is to leave the faith. If you start getting harassed and attacked by members of that faith after you quit, it's probably a cult.
Thoralmir Lots of the current religions in the world do that to its members
Veggieburger You're thinking about Islam and Scientology.
I made a religion where you've got to wear a siff on your head 24/7.ive been doing it for 2 days so far. I've got to go to school tommorow
Also when you're showering?
@@MrNight-lk3qb yes
@@NeedlessTv_ And where do you go after you die if you do so?
@@MrNight-lk3qb hell.
@@NeedlessTv_ Then i'm gonna stick with my religion. But thank you.
Primitive Sponges:1. The best way to live your life is to become a meme2. When you die you go to bikini bottom 3. Our god is The Primitive SpongeAnd my logo is The Primitive Sponge
Sorry its all jumbled up, I didn't do the stuff right and I ain't redoing it
Don't talk about our memelord in vain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kek
Ooooh, I wanna taste of dem Krabby Patties, always curious about them
Step 1 claim false things. Step 2 get others to repeat
I actually found that one church you mentioned that started their church online, IN Second Life. Recognized the name AND the logo. I was only there to take a photo of my avatar in her 'Sunday' best for a photo contest though. Then I left. I'd much rather start my own online church in Second Life. :D
Muhammad didn't started Islam he just speaded it and it is from the beginning of time
Source: Sheikh
Did you just present atheism(definition: not being religious) as a religion? 2:55
He who claims to know the truth is either crazy or a fool
I keep trying to tell people you cannot prove or disprove the truth. So by that there is no absolute truth...everything is a perspective because we have so many different observers...
MrPanos2000 Or a capitalist
So by your own by logic you are crazy or a fool because you claim to have the truth that no one knows the truth.
I wanna create the religion of the "Holy Waifu"
Anyone with me ?
*yes*
Yes
Of course
Yes
The real religion should be humanity.
Humanism :
1: Humans are gods creation
2: There is super power behind every creation which we called god
3: Humans will be worshipped as representatives of god .
4: No one will defame or insult anyone. Religion should be filled will all moral ethics
5: Helping people in need will be the main purpose.
The best way to live is WATCHING SHREK EVERYDAY
when you die you go to SHREK'S SWAMP
the almighty God is SHREK
Memeology whos with me
This is my own religion → Qisim
Also Qtaco is my lord and savior
mine is called Sanctus-Nico. My followers are called Nicoites. I worship Santa Claus as well as the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy (Peace be with Her). I am a prophet. This is the ideology of innocence and ignorant-enlightenment (the less you know the better, choosing to know less is actually wise). Once Santa, the Tooth Fairy (PBUH) and the Easter Bunny have enough followers in thousands of years with or combined power of enlightenment we will destroy the world and in the ashes of the old world reconstruct it as a communist utopia, Their followers will live in this utopia, the accusers (followers of Krampus) will perish. I have been called to spread the word.
The Elves are the Their loyal humanoid followers who have laboured to do Their will since the beginning of time. Dökkálfar, on the other hand, are dark elves who were created to serve and labour for Krampus, they will tempt people to write books, spread information etc.
I'm a die hard core fan of Christianity, because I'm a Christianity I'm in love with working on my own religion and mythology iam writing my own Bible.
The best way to live your life is: wearing a water bottle on your head
When you die, you go to: Patrick's Rock
One true vessel of god is: Patrick
Patricism
How to became a meme!
This won't be controversial at all...
Oh, I can already see the comments, it will be glorious
YUhave2Bawsome we are in, before the UA-cam comment tragedy 2015
My new religion:
Bepisism
We worship mandy the mushroom
We advertise our religion by making memes
Our hyms are:
The mince pie song
Peppa pig theme song
Destroya
Can you guys make a channel that is just for sword making? That be a reeaaall great.
Hopefully The Sword and the Stone (user/theswordandstone1) will become that kind of channel.
To be honest I miss the old old man at arms crew.
Tapperlite1
they can do both :D
What the hell happened to this channel?