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  • @krille668
    @krille668 7 років тому +1628

    "You could make a religion out of this."
    "No don't"

  • @epherium8177
    @epherium8177 9 років тому +1567

    1:Wait for nuclear fallout
    2:find old pre-war object
    3:look crazy and gain followers
    You have successfully started a religion, child of atom.

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 9 років тому +5

      ***** *3

    • @jon-rd7wg
      @jon-rd7wg 8 років тому +24

      cult of the lemonade.
      "he shall return to make us delicious"
      (romantically apocalyptic)

    • @RonanC
      @RonanC 8 років тому +17

      Why I blew up megaton.

    • @Re-lMaxine
      @Re-lMaxine 8 років тому +1

      +John Miles Obviously i will follow u even to hell now accept this Montain Dew and This bag o sugar as a offer

    • @justsomerandomperson3266
      @justsomerandomperson3266 8 років тому +1

      +David Brown Sure,Goodluck waiting for a few centuries long.As it will took some generations for people to forget about their old religion and stuff.After that?Start your religion already before someone else does!

  • @stolaslikestea6169
    @stolaslikestea6169 2 роки тому +120

    “You don’t need to pay taxes”
    *Time to start my own religion*

    • @SaiPrasadPatriyt
      @SaiPrasadPatriyt Рік тому +2

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @sag6445
    @sag6445 4 роки тому +206

    *”the sun is a deadly laser”*

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 роки тому +3

      That’s actually true tho

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому +4

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 роки тому +1

      @@footylad6468 nice cult

    • @Dr.Bitterbrains333
      @Dr.Bitterbrains333 2 роки тому

      Enki is god

  • @Itshaysus
    @Itshaysus 9 років тому +615

    BTW, I'm starting the cookiesm, a religion that promises eating a cookie with make up for any sin you have committed. The great cookie lord will open his chocolate arms upon your soul, embrace the cookie people between 19-23 that have failed at life...

    • @lucigallagher5542
      @lucigallagher5542 9 років тому +36

      Well the great taco and the cookie God should be best friends
      Both can be crunchy and soft
      and cookies can go in tacos and cookies can be shaped like tacos

    • @Itshaysus
      @Itshaysus 9 років тому +68

      Comic Taco Productions sadly as any other religion on earth. I have to disagree your religion exist. I will have to terrorize your people, and I will need to create my own crusades in order to show the supremacy of my religion. Nothing personal but it was on the "religion for dummies" guidebook :(

    • @lucigallagher5542
      @lucigallagher5542 9 років тому +35

      Jesus well if a war of tacos and cookies has to happen then this means war

    • @ChrisCowhig
      @ChrisCowhig 9 років тому +16

      The doctrine is cookie clicker game.

    • @Itshaysus
      @Itshaysus 9 років тому +29

      Comic Taco Productions expect an "accidental" plane crash on your capital

  • @jonathanmarth6426
    @jonathanmarth6426 9 років тому +837

    How to found an independent country, always wanted to rule one.

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 9 років тому +7

      Please consult Danny Wallace, the ruler of the Kingdom of Lovely.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Start_Your_Own_Country

    • @KidGreeD14
      @KidGreeD14 9 років тому +4

      ThePreciseClimber I'm going to be the world most evil dictator.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому +3

      Has there ever been an independent country? If so, then not for long.

    • @froff922
      @froff922 9 років тому +1

      Become best pals with Elon Musk and move with him to the moon or Mars. When you get there, plant your smuggled along flag, and start setting up the boundaries of your domain.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому

      Fridtjof Eikanger
      Still missing an enemy though. No acknowledged national sovereignty without drawing the borders in blood.
      The best solution might be to establish a "country without borders".
      ...
      I mean take the whole moon, lol.
      (The moon might be taken though. If you learn that after all plans have been made, that would be problematic. Because, let's face it, if you find natives there and wage war against them, THEY will definitely kick your ass ... mothership style.)

  • @BullrockMcHammergeil
    @BullrockMcHammergeil 9 років тому +329

    I feel this will offend many religious nuts.

    • @PlasmaBoom
      @PlasmaBoom 9 років тому +24

      Oh it will. Doesn't matter what you say when it comes to religion or politics. You are gonna piss off a lot of people.

    • @jimjam6510
      @jimjam6510 9 років тому +47

      OBEY THE HOLY BANANA!!!!
      SPLIT BE UPON THEE!!!!!

    • @madroxide
      @madroxide 9 років тому +1

      Jimmy Mahaney hahaha

    • @RNGesus
      @RNGesus 9 років тому +22

      Jimmy Mahaney Obey the The mighty flying spaghetti monster

    • @IngetKant
      @IngetKant 9 років тому

      The mere mention of anything regarding religion or politics will start a flame war. Both sides tend to actively participate in starting them.

  • @LiEnby
    @LiEnby 4 роки тому +386

    "The one true vessel of god is _____"
    ***Laughs in polytheism***

  • @Jmyster4
    @Jmyster4 9 років тому +850

    If atheism is a *religion*,
    then abstinence is a sexual position.
    =P

    • @Sandariano
      @Sandariano 9 років тому +112

      ***** and bald is a hair color

    • @SadisticThrasher
      @SadisticThrasher 9 років тому +50

      ***** and rape is romantic

    • @xBreeze12
      @xBreeze12 9 років тому +3

      markymazzz buurned ! :'D

    • @joshkrause2977
      @joshkrause2977 9 років тому +15

      Religion is a subjective series of individual beliefs. Atheism is the same thing it is a subjective series of individual beliefs. There is no absolute truth, solely because truth is based off the perspective of the individual or the observer....

    • @xBreeze12
      @xBreeze12 9 років тому +40

      Josh Krause​ no because atheists don't believe in anything. it's like saying anticornistianity is a religion because many people don't believe in unicorns.

  • @Dhalgrim
    @Dhalgrim 9 років тому +236

    How to become a dictator! Just asking to prevent it from happening ;)

    • @heart0fthedrag0n
      @heart0fthedrag0n 9 років тому +54

      I need it for...research purposes

    • @Dhalgrim
      @Dhalgrim 9 років тому +31

      should i mention that i am german? for safety reasons and such?

    • @DenDave_
      @DenDave_ 9 років тому +4

      ''to prevent it'' yeah.. totally xD

    • @UsernameDeletedAgain
      @UsernameDeletedAgain 9 років тому +4

      Use your geass and strategic mind! It worked for me!

    • @Dhalgrim
      @Dhalgrim 9 років тому

      Lelouch Lamperouge do i get a knightmare with that advice for free? ;)

  • @Daniel-vk7oh
    @Daniel-vk7oh 8 років тому +160

    I'm starting a religion around the almighty Johnny Bravo.

  • @danielmorelos4308
    @danielmorelos4308 7 років тому +234

    how to find your father 😓

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 6 років тому +21

      johnny more he said he was going to the grocery store for milk, hasn't come back for 15 years

    • @king.kthebest6158
      @king.kthebest6158 6 років тому +4

      johnny more whoa

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 6 років тому +3

      Nazbol Miner exactly.

    • @afrocoolio25
      @afrocoolio25 6 років тому +3

      when he goes to buy cigarettes and he never comes back...

    • @larzguy3714
      @larzguy3714 4 роки тому

      @@dodoubleg182 damn, it's rare that i actually laugh a bit but this was dark in a good way

  • @AweMe
    @AweMe  9 років тому +350

    What impossible task do you want us to show you how to do next?

    • @andreiteo6883
      @andreiteo6883 9 років тому +7

      You don't start religions...

    • @b.055-bot6
      @b.055-bot6 9 років тому +11

      Explain Zoroastrianism then

    • @monkeibusiness
      @monkeibusiness 9 років тому +27

      I want to go to space, preferrably to a different planet. Tell me how to!

    • @mikau010
      @mikau010 9 років тому +9

      how to become a world famous artist?

    • @BUSeixas11
      @BUSeixas11 9 років тому +12

      How to colonize Mars.

  • @adammcknight9989
    @adammcknight9989 9 років тому +237

    HOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY!!!

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому +7

      Step 1: Get the UN's approval
      Step 2: That's it, no seriously, step 1 is all you need to accomplish, good luck with that though.

    • @adammcknight9989
      @adammcknight9989 9 років тому +3

      TrueWOPR yep, thats bout it. honestly, just befriend US, then youre pretty much set with all the aid and defense they give to you for free xD

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому +1

      Adam Starhawk We shall call our new country... Latveria.

    • @adammcknight9989
      @adammcknight9989 9 років тому +3

      TrueWOPR I was thinking of "derponia"

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому

      Adam Starhawk Isn't that game 98% off on gog.com right now? ;P

  • @ninjabrickmaster234
    @ninjabrickmaster234 8 років тому +387

    So... I'm gonna start a religion called recyclism then

    • @haiya123456789
      @haiya123456789 8 років тому +15

      lol that's the same idea i had. lets make it together

    • @sarahanddragon6896
      @sarahanddragon6896 8 років тому +6

      +Que Naim I'll join! Binus our God... HE IS GLORIUS

    • @adambrien896
      @adambrien896 8 років тому +11

      +sarah and Dragon No... PUH-RAISE THE CAN!!! AHELULUH

    • @sarahanddragon6896
      @sarahanddragon6896 8 років тому +4

      +Potatoking Gaming AMEN!!!

    • @xeixi3789
      @xeixi3789 8 років тому +2

      Lel

  • @jrf-dc7bq
    @jrf-dc7bq 6 років тому +779

    Shrek is my lord and savior

  • @DarthNicky
    @DarthNicky 8 років тому +673

    The best way to live your life is: the filthy way.
    When you die you will go to: the ricefields.
    The one true vessel of god is: Frank, the son of Chin Chin.
    done

    • @MultiAllanski
      @MultiAllanski 8 років тому +10

      what about salamander man?

    • @DarthNicky
      @DarthNicky 8 років тому +12

      MultiAllanski he is the prophet of memes

    • @FakeMaker
      @FakeMaker 8 років тому +7

      Papa Franku will lead us to vicotry.

    • @thatonedudebutwho9919
      @thatonedudebutwho9919 8 років тому +5

      what about the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

    • @DarthNicky
      @DarthNicky 8 років тому +5

      thatonedude 420 false god

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 років тому +440

    In my religion
    We warship a chicken

    • @PMW3
      @PMW3 8 років тому +16

      arise chicken
      Chicken arise

    • @jesssam3110
      @jesssam3110 8 років тому +10

      chickens are power

    • @dylanmcdade5000
      @dylanmcdade5000 8 років тому +16

      They did evolve from dinosaurs so.....al hail the mighty chicken

    • @FrAngelGaming
      @FrAngelGaming 8 років тому +6

      The chicken of riverwood

    • @markcurtis8092
      @markcurtis8092 8 років тому +5

      Isn't that every religion?

  • @BlueSpiritedDragon
    @BlueSpiritedDragon 5 років тому +49

    The best way to live your life is to see your connection to the universe
    When you die you go to the cosmos
    The one true vessel of god is the stellar one
    Welcome to the order of the stars. We see our connection to the stars and we understand our duties as a part of the universe.

    • @deboyskyswuzzz
      @deboyskyswuzzz 3 роки тому

      Good one, respect.

    • @someperson49yt42
      @someperson49yt42 3 роки тому

      meme man*

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

  • @crabfood2404
    @crabfood2404 7 років тому +236

    *Sees Title* "How to start your own religion"
    *Checks Views* "666k Views"

    • @formula3599
      @formula3599 4 роки тому +3

      Aah sh*t

    • @PrinceGemJ
      @PrinceGemJ 3 роки тому +5

      *Satanism is a religion...*

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому +1

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @nyanlinn4671
      @nyanlinn4671 3 роки тому

      @@footylad6468 are you indonesian ?

    • @dayosda
      @dayosda 3 роки тому +1

      1.1M now

  • @Warhammer40k47
    @Warhammer40k47 9 років тому +163

    Purge this heresy!!! The Emperor's will is divine.

    • @trollex1000
      @trollex1000 9 років тому +20

      Blood for the blood God! Skulls fir the skulls throne!

    • @vengefulenigma
      @vengefulenigma 9 років тому

      Trollex dudu Sithrak, the god of torture. If you are gonna suffer in the afterlife, why not start now and join the belief of Sithrak!

    • @trollex1000
      @trollex1000 9 років тому

      ***** No thx. Khorne god of blood pride martial prowess and carnage is enough for me . Kill maim burn!!!!!

    • @Warhammer40k47
      @Warhammer40k47 9 років тому +12

      I see that the inquisition has a lot of work to do.

    • @BungoV
      @BungoV 9 років тому

      Do you hear the voices too???

  • @andrewlabrookshire1519
    @andrewlabrookshire1519 7 років тому +65

    we can make a religion out o~No dont

    • @johnzisimou1068
      @johnzisimou1068 6 років тому +3

      I see a lot of Bill wurtz in these comments

  • @ecosluna6271
    @ecosluna6271 8 років тому +140

    I don't think Jesus started a religion I think Christianity was created after Jesus was crucified

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 років тому +7

      It was started by a jew. Not Jesus

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 років тому

      But more Christian than Jew.

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 років тому

      Stop talking impolitely

    • @tomd.9097
      @tomd.9097 8 років тому +1

      WestMan Counter 3 Names why should I. Did I offend your precious feelings?

    • @tomd.9097
      @tomd.9097 8 років тому

      WestMan Counter 3 Names besides shouldn't you be used to criticism by now when you openly commit to believing in obvious lies? Sure religion had its place in the past but that time is long gone. wake up a realize what stupidities religion is spouting

  • @SovietUzbekistan
    @SovietUzbekistan Рік тому +4

    I would like to start my religion, about the afterlife, we go to heaven temporarily to visit family and then we go to the multiverse and we can choose which universe we want to be born.

  • @methodman7876
    @methodman7876 9 років тому +89

    All hail the mighty spaghetti monster in the sky. It is obviously the one true religion and god.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 років тому +14

      That god has balls.

    • @hartcorman
      @hartcorman 9 років тому +3

      Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ balls of meat ;)

    • @kuenka91
      @kuenka91 9 років тому +1

      Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ
      MEAT BAAAALLSSS pesto dripping godnesss BAALLS

    • @methodman7876
      @methodman7876 9 років тому

      Thy holy trinity of parmesan, basil, tomato. Let us pray to the giant spaghetti monster in the sky for without its light Penne would rain on earth.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 9 років тому

      kuenka91 Fuck you all.. Thanks to you, now i'm hungry and i only have wieners and sausage in fridge!! ;(

  • @Bl4ckV3ins
    @Bl4ckV3ins 9 років тому +18

    Firstly, if you clicked this video to be offended, you know who you are, don't be surprised when you are offended
    Second, religions teach forgiveness, if you are posting death threats and threats of condemnation, I think you should reconsider
    Third, Atheism is NOT a religion, it is the disbelief in religion, also, atheists are not necessarily scientist, Darwinism and Big Bang theorists are not all Atheists, Atheists are not all Darwinists etc
    Fourth, Great video, it was amusing :)

    • @Superschlecht
      @Superschlecht 9 років тому

      Thank you.

    • @R_got_a_name_change
      @R_got_a_name_change 9 років тому +1

      Holy shit! There's someone smart here? WTF?!
      I thought this place was just full of ignorant morons who make everyone look bad.

    • @Mealmightyme
      @Mealmightyme 9 років тому

      Makes it sound like there's a word for someone who doesn't believe that religions exist.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 9 років тому

      Mealmightyme I think people just call them "people who don't believe in religion".
      Though 'Atheist' is pretty much just as great of a word since 99% of religions do worship a mythical creature that commands that you be a good person and better yourself or go to hell..."Be good, or else" doesn't seem genuine to me...
      The ones that don't worship magical sky people tend to concentrate on just being a good person and bettering yourself so that you can be a better person, which is something we should all really agree with.

    • @Bl4ckV3ins
      @Bl4ckV3ins 9 років тому

      ***** It can be more vastly applied now as there are religions that do not include a God, e.g. Scientology, hence my splash use of the term

  • @daisakukuze9627
    @daisakukuze9627 7 років тому +80

    You could make a religion out of this.

  • @MaggieBurgerSmit
    @MaggieBurgerSmit 3 роки тому +27

    Where have you been all my life? 🥳What an epic insane idea! 🏆I am going to start my own religion 🙏

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 роки тому

      Hi I am from India let's start it together..our religion will be fulfilling trees all around the planet..pls come with me

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 роки тому

      I don't know yet how to start

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 роки тому

      Let's start working on this

    • @maggot42069
      @maggot42069 2 роки тому

      ... May Crabulon, our savior, bless you. PLEASE Join The Internet Religion! Please!

    • @31tentacles
      @31tentacles 2 роки тому +1

      So, how is that religion going?

  • @BigolDino
    @BigolDino 8 років тому +151

    Flying spaghetti monster......

  • @nerbs_the_word
    @nerbs_the_word 8 років тому +179

    I imagine peeps making the Children of Atom a real thing

  • @potatisguden3263
    @potatisguden3263 8 років тому +672

    church of the potato. who's with me?

    • @PinkiePie45838283734666o9
      @PinkiePie45838283734666o9 8 років тому +2

      No one.

    • @jkorewha473
      @jkorewha473 8 років тому +41

      +potatis guden I BELIVE IN THE FRY

    • @patricktran1520
      @patricktran1520 8 років тому +29

      I AM AGAINST!! I BELIEVE IN THE CHURCH OF THE YAM AND SWEET POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @linamarie5184
      @linamarie5184 8 років тому +14

      the mashed the fry and the holy yam

    • @FruitSam
      @FruitSam 8 років тому +3

      Shine bright like a Doitsu✨

  • @drakenpage777
    @drakenpage777 4 роки тому +81

    "You can start a religion off of this"
    Me: ANIME THIGHS!

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @christopherwatts134
      @christopherwatts134 3 роки тому +5

      Ill sign up

    • @drakenpage777
      @drakenpage777 3 роки тому +1

      @@christopherwatts134 *Writes your name* you are off to heaven anime thighs.

    • @Runpei_
      @Runpei_ 2 роки тому +2

      I see that you're a man of culture aswell...
      Bless the holy anime thighs!

    • @drakenpage777
      @drakenpage777 2 роки тому +1

      @@Runpei_ Yes, and everyone who liked this, has Joined.

  • @arsarma1808
    @arsarma1808 9 років тому +66

    "Can Christianity be more hateful?" As a Christian, I agree that that's some truly funny shit.

  • @SirDrinksAlot
    @SirDrinksAlot 9 років тому +53

    Great video guys. I also admire your guts to make it when there are so many religious people that would get offended and start raging at you. Thumbs up adn share. You guys just became way more awesome!

    • @OptionsNumbers
      @OptionsNumbers 2 роки тому +4

      One of the top criteria of becoming a classic religious is to get Offended and its our job to provide that. :)

  • @miikomakes8083
    @miikomakes8083 8 років тому +159

    Good vid but atheism is not a religion it's the lack of one

    • @aubryroque8818
      @aubryroque8818 8 років тому +76

      I will make a church of atheism and call it "The place of Logic"

    • @Sckeza
      @Sckeza 8 років тому +5

      Aubry Roque yeah pretty much

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 7 років тому +14

      20ad0153 Found the theist.

    • @mustanaamiotto3812
      @mustanaamiotto3812 6 років тому +1

      I am not atheist i am holymacarelist.

    • @sohanturtorial3856
      @sohanturtorial3856 6 років тому +5

      aethism is also technucally a religion

  • @riatortilla9906
    @riatortilla9906 5 років тому +48

    When i was in 4th grade me and my friends created a religion, where we worshipped a tree.... we had one holiday called “tree-stice”. We got a surprising amount of students to join this religion 😂. Then, the school cut the tree down, we had a ceremony, bada bing, bada boom, the religion died
    These are the answers for my religion
    Best way to live your life: playing jump rope and basket ball, after hugging a tree
    When you die you go to: tree heaven. With jump ropes tree houses and basket ball
    The one true vessel of god is: tree

  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 9 років тому +22

    3:10 Atheism isn't a religion, it's the exact opposite.

    • @TheBlackEyedOne
      @TheBlackEyedOne 9 років тому +7

      ***** How? Atheism is based on evidence and changes its opinion with new evidence, while religion is stuck with narrowminded views forever.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 років тому +3

      ***** You do realize you are an atheist, right?

    • @meratrix9967
      @meratrix9967 9 років тому +2

      ***** nope nopity nope nope.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 років тому +3

      ***** That is one of the most unintelligent things I've read all day, and that's saying a lot.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 років тому +2

      ***** Do you believe in god? If you say yes, you are religious. If you say no, you are an atheist. If you are unsure, you are agnostic..

  • @--suicide2399
    @--suicide2399 7 років тому +17

    As said by Bill Hurtz, "you can make a religion out of this"

  • @calysagora3615
    @calysagora3615 3 роки тому +10

    I actually came here in all seriousness wanting to figure out how to create an all new religion, Eleutheranism, to establish an institution for Voluntaryists for getting religious freedoms for how we want to live our life, free from the terror of the clergy, henchmen and crusaders for the worst psycothic death-cult religion in history, namely statetheism, the worshipping and belief in the deity "government".
    Any takers?

    • @Stolendevice
      @Stolendevice 8 місяців тому

      I know this is late but who is the volunteered money going to? An organization tasked with making and maintaining law and order, aiding those who cannot aid themselves, and protecting the freedom of the civilians within a given territory. Cause thats a government. It's not an inherently evil idea, its just run by people whose interest diverge from the common folk.

    • @calysagora3615
      @calysagora3615 8 місяців тому

      @@Stolendevice What "volunteered money" ? And "An organization"? Huh? No need for government. "Volunteering money" is called paying for goods and services, absent government coercion. The market provides goods and services, and does so orders of magnitude better than government in any given situation, better, faster, cheaper, including taking care of the poor and providing protection.
      Good ideas don't require force.

    • @Stolendevice
      @Stolendevice 8 місяців тому

      @@calysagora3615 so the capitists are in power, got it. Good luck being owned by Amazon-Disney-viacom-nestle incorporated.

  • @fiend652
    @fiend652 6 років тому +40

    Me:Hey would you be interested in my religion?
    Person: what's it about?
    Me: thicc thights save lives
    Person: *I'm interested*

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 років тому +2

      You never cease to impress me, Einstein

    • @wokk9543
      @wokk9543 3 роки тому +3

      @@spacecore2935 thats not einstein... thats
      *A L B E R T E I N S T E I N*

  • @gianni206
    @gianni206 8 років тому +204

    One successfully fast-growing religion right now?: Social Justice.

    • @kriegdeathrider7805
      @kriegdeathrider7805 8 років тому +47

      I think that is more of a cult

    • @nicolebuitrago82
      @nicolebuitrago82 6 років тому +1

      It's called Poggers. Podcast vloggers who focus on social justice but actually do something about it.

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 6 років тому +2

      wait how can a political stance be a religon?
      and why does it say that there are 6 replies but there are only 3?

    • @kalos8893
      @kalos8893 6 років тому +2

      I can't come up with a good username hotel? Trivago.

    • @user-kp6pw1we7k
      @user-kp6pw1we7k 6 років тому +1

      @@nicolebuitrago82 i hate to be that one guy but im almost sure poggers is a pop culture term mostly in competitive video game scene ( OW) how do i know this ( i shout it about every day )

  • @joeyweldin5821
    @joeyweldin5821 5 місяців тому +4

    So basically it's been 9 years now I think that this video has been up has anyone started their own religion yet with the recycling sign as the emblem

  • @themoon9750
    @themoon9750 7 років тому +9

    I'm a dog so my religion is: if a ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick Рік тому +6

    Small correction: Apple's logo isn't actually copyrighted, because a court ruled that it's too basic, nor does their trademark cover its use in religion.

  • @norabellerose8560
    @norabellerose8560 8 років тому +69

    As a funny joke the furry fandom has already begun to start a new religion for themselves, we shall follow the worship of the great giraffe. BREE!!!!!!

    • @shrekwithawillsmithface465
      @shrekwithawillsmithface465 3 роки тому +4

      And I’m here to end your religion with HanZ and my flammenwerfer

    • @dickmcdumper2953
      @dickmcdumper2953 3 роки тому +2

      Ew furry

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому +2

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 роки тому +1

      @@shrekwithawillsmithface465 Too late. They have become too powerful.

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 роки тому

      BREE Hmm

  • @roneyandrade6287
    @roneyandrade6287 9 років тому +34

    Guys if you are from any religion ( i am Christian) just please don't be mean or angry we make all of us look like bad persons and we are not, just take it easy alright

    • @roneyandrade6287
      @roneyandrade6287 9 років тому +10

      ***** having a religion doesn't make me a moron

    • @rmartino631
      @rmartino631 9 років тому +10

      Takes one to know one don't you think michael?

    • @Profl13
      @Profl13 9 років тому +7

      ***** Jeez, I guess calling someone a "gullible moron" is a helpful way to approach them.
      People are different mate, you may have to get used to that.

    • @roneyandrade6287
      @roneyandrade6287 9 років тому +7

      *****​ so you believe acting like that its ok because others do worse thinks... i hope you dont try to be slightly less worse than lets say Stalin because you probably turn in Mussolini or *blank*

    • @tobiashagstrom4168
      @tobiashagstrom4168 9 років тому +3

      ***** As anti-religion as I am, that was pretty uncalled for...

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 9 років тому +25

    How to terrorize a major city, Joker-style!

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 років тому +1

      +Thoralmir Start small. Something that will get media coverage like decapitating a ronald McDonald statue. The blow something up. Move onto like killing a ton of corporate drones that all think they are untouchable and watch the panic ensue HA HA

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 років тому +1

      Dr. Doom What about political drones who think they're untouchable?

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 років тому

      Thoralmir
      That is the finale :D

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 років тому +1

      Dr. Doom Alright, now at what point do I start making disturbing videos to the media taped to corpses? Or should I forgo that?

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 років тому

      Thoralmir
      You don't have to do that but if you do, do it early so it puts your profile up fast

  • @anthonymichael7888
    @anthonymichael7888 7 років тому +36

    The best way to love your life: The Pimp Way
    When you die you will go to: Pimp Heaven
    The one true vessel of god: Johnny Bravo

    • @robfrmba8621
      @robfrmba8621 4 роки тому

      Anthony Michael bruh

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @terrortronhollow1757
      @terrortronhollow1757 3 роки тому

      This religion shall be called pimpology

    • @saidaabdille8603
      @saidaabdille8603 3 роки тому

      I made a religion called ism ism

  • @Doe312
    @Doe312 5 років тому +14

    Hi Andy thank you so much for animating this episode.Great job.Keep up the good work.I am so sorry you dont get the attention you deserve.Oh and hi

  • @Srindal4657
    @Srindal4657 6 місяців тому +4

    Why can't I just make a religion that I follow myself and me alone for my own mental health?

    • @Charliee6
      @Charliee6 6 місяців тому +3

      I did

    • @Srindal4657
      @Srindal4657 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Charliee6 awesome 👍

    • @Charliee6
      @Charliee6 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Srindal4657 you can do it too :)

  • @abelarddelfino1783
    @abelarddelfino1783 8 років тому +82

    if we create our own religion
    will we still go to heaven?

    • @ericmoras3448
      @ericmoras3448 8 років тому +6

      it dosent work like that, so if you believe in yours and not chistian then you can't

    • @ericmoras3448
      @ericmoras3448 8 років тому +2

      +Hydra Gaming the Bible says that to go to heaven you have to believe in Jesus, that he die and rose again, Which that is christian, so if your not christian which you said your not, so sorry, the answer is no

    • @ericsnider2342
      @ericsnider2342 8 років тому

      if you believe in Jesus

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 8 років тому +5

      +Hydra Gaming it depends. in your religion you make the rules on who goes to heaven or hell or if there is a heaven or hell.

    • @stephanosioannou1825
      @stephanosioannou1825 8 років тому

      no

  • @alexandercellante7553
    @alexandercellante7553 3 місяці тому +1

    I like how I went from wayching this video for fun to using it to help with my new religion. Thanks!

  • @neomegablock
    @neomegablock 9 років тому +6

    What is with everyone, since this channel is taking over by break, nothing from the original has changed, we only get extra content! like this and the super-fan builds! i love the new series!

  • @BearsThatCare
    @BearsThatCare 8 років тому +98

    Epic how to get a perfect score on your ACT/SATs!

  • @urmumgurt784
    @urmumgurt784 7 років тому +22

    My Religion is Memeism the belief of Memes. We as memeist we do not pay taxes, we PAY attention to our memes. We believe in all sexuality and we think that all memes will be equal, what our Holy god is the might Pepe' the green frog of truth! we even have over one million gods as well. So as i rest my case of me being a memeist. If you believe in memeism please like this comment and say that you are a memeist, we already have alot of members if you love memes show it and if the people won't accept us as i will start a revolution about how to believe in the Memes and even spread the memes on social media. But remember May Memes be with you

  • @QQQ_789
    @QQQ_789 2 роки тому +2

    Zihetism is a recent belief system revolving around dualism. Their main teachings revolve around balance and spirituality, and these teachings are often passed on through bi-weekly meetings and readings by spiritual leaders. Zihetism teachings come from community members who are looked up to by others. They often express their beliefs through murals, temples and dance.
    Being a recent belief system, Zihetism hasn't gathered a large following yet, but it is growing at a steady pace. An increasingly large amount of people see Zihetism as a means to reach a calmer state of mind.

  • @nateknudson8500
    @nateknudson8500 9 років тому +9

    I don't know what I was expecting. This is surprisingly thorough.

  • @cancan1231ify
    @cancan1231ify 9 років тому +11

    I love how there are like a seemingly never ending comments of people talking about bow many ignorant religious people will be hate commenting, when there are pretty much none, and I'm fact I'd quite the reverse

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому

      Oh no there are QUITE a lot in the comments, they just don't get upvoted.

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 років тому

      TrueWOPR​ not really, i plowed through untill the end of the comments. the ratio is absulutly absurd. Also ignorant athiest hate comments were much higher as well. Not saying ignorant Christian hate doesn't exist, in fact quite the opposite, however this video is not a showcasing of it

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому

      James Burnett
      I've seen snarky atheists comments, but no atheist HATE comments.

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 років тому +4

      TrueWOPR thats 100% semantics dude. I could say the same exact thing for christian hate comments. And I have seen a lot of HATE comments from atheists in this video

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 років тому +1

      James Burnett
      To quote some other comments for my example.
      Snarky: "
      How To Start Your Own Religion. Find stupid people, LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE = Profit"
      HATE: "
      "hey! lets get views by poking at shit we shouldnt be poking becasuse who gives a fuck if people care about something, we (the fedora wearing neckbierds who write the scripts) dont give a shit!""
      See, with the first one you can almost hear the sarcastic tone in the guys typing. The other one you can hear the retarded voice they're murmuring to themselves in while they pound away at their keyboard to voice their self-hating frustrations. (I had an islamic comment where the guy was super mad but it's since been removed as hate speech)

  • @bucca2
    @bucca2 9 років тому +10

    Just become a Pastafarian. Welcome, brother/sister.

  • @hsmishra8749
    @hsmishra8749 5 років тому +1

    Religion is not a joke that anyone can start own religion

  • @newworldorder6383
    @newworldorder6383 6 років тому +10

    I accept my life
    away from fear
    of a god or devil
    or religions

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @God-eu7tp
      @God-eu7tp 3 роки тому

      @@footylad6468 lol

    • @maggot42069
      @maggot42069 2 роки тому

      @@God-eu7tp join Owiligainiototist.
      We believe in 5 Main gods, and many other minor gods. Gulailaga is The God of Earth, Giligaya is the God of Ocean, Logaleay is The God of Sky, Biliämäty is The God of Sun, Balamäytö is The God of Moon. We also worship Crabs.

  • @verylargeman9150
    @verylargeman9150 3 роки тому +4

    Me watching this trying to start a religion where we praise Garfield

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl
    @LiterallyInklingGirl Рік тому +4

    Religion is used as a purpose in life

  • @morganamorgan1106
    @morganamorgan1106 5 років тому +7

    Hey Andy, great job animating this episode!

  • @Redbanano
    @Redbanano 9 років тому +146

    Gabenism

    • @risuna23
      @risuna23 9 років тому +13

      He can't count to 3 though...

    • @Redbanano
      @Redbanano 9 років тому

      Risuna23 what do you mean by that?

    • @bt4670
      @bt4670 9 років тому +2

      Risuna23 lmao

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 9 років тому +1

      Risuna23 ua-cam.com/video/R9Yd4Fyq1qo/v-deo.html

    • @TheGerobird
      @TheGerobird 9 років тому

      Pyro B3ar how do you even

  • @bigfhesse
    @bigfhesse 9 років тому +4

    The comments here are complete cancer.
    "I unsubbed because they're not making swords."
    "God is fake and your religion is complete bullshit."
    "If you don't believe in God, you'll burn in hell for eternity."
    No wonder some UA-camrs are turning off their comments...

  • @nightcr_wler
    @nightcr_wler 9 років тому +21

    How to go to space

  • @EthanFelixReigns
    @EthanFelixReigns Рік тому +6

    Greetings! I thoroughly enjoyed your video and it has sparked my creativity in a captivating way. Recently, I've been engrossed in crafting ideas for a novel centered around the concept of "creating your own religion." As a devoted Christian, I find this exploration fascinating, but I'm also conscious of not veering too far from my core beliefs and faith. I don't want to risk losing sight of my Christian faith while embarking on this imaginative endeavor. Your video has inspired me to contemplate this delicate balance. I would greatly appreciate any insights or guidance you can offer regarding how to navigate this creative path without compromising my spiritual foundation. Thank you for sharing your remarkable content!

  • @zackovalltrades760
    @zackovalltrades760 5 років тому +14

    In my religion, we worship two cats on the internet. (TheMeanKitty anyone?)

    • @radonrodan8332
      @radonrodan8332 4 роки тому +1

      Sparta and sylvester?

    • @zackovalltrades760
      @zackovalltrades760 4 роки тому

      @@radonrodan8332 Sparta and Loki. Unfortunately, they have both passed away recently. 😭

    • @radonrodan8332
      @radonrodan8332 4 роки тому

      @@zackovalltrades760
      I cried when sparta died.

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 роки тому

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

  • @gabrielmacmurray4661
    @gabrielmacmurray4661 7 років тому +75

    People need to make a religion for memes XD

  • @elizabethk8513
    @elizabethk8513 6 років тому +4

    BRING EPIC HOW TO BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 YEARS

  • @francismausley7239
    @francismausley7239 3 роки тому +2

    "Hear Me, ye mortal birds! In the Rose Garden of changeless splendor a Flower hath begun to bloom, compared to which every other flower is but a thorn, and before the brightness of Whose glory the very essence of beauty must pale and wither." ~ Baha'u'llah, Baha'i Faith

  • @jessie5658
    @jessie5658 8 років тому +18

    Could you do one on "how to survive the purge"

  • @Dowlphin
    @Dowlphin 9 років тому +5

    --> Pontheism. -- Based on ancient nature-worship, focused, among other things, on Amun-Ra's earthly representative being a pony princess (who arguably loves it when you brush her hair, but the cleric is in dispute over that). Lots of magicka and Greek mythology involved, and tons of friendship.
    As with many religions, plenty of hypocrites among its followers.

  • @ashleycasey2093
    @ashleycasey2093 9 років тому +30

    I should start my own fucking religion!

  • @JackOLennaAcademy
    @JackOLennaAcademy Рік тому +1

    “In a cheesy dream, Cheesus was cheesing cheese uncheese in a cheese dream, he grabbed my cheese with his cheese hands and cheesed over it, he spoke of how American cheese was disgusting, the satan of the cheese world, and I woke up to see a large block of cheese unto thee room” - Cheesocil 1:1

  • @sphynx7242
    @sphynx7242 4 роки тому +4

    Random commenter: "I want to know how to start a religion/CULT"
    Me: **starts laughing alarmingly**

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 5 років тому +3

    Eden's gate? No? Just me? Ok.

  • @samueljackson6188
    @samueljackson6188 2 роки тому +2

    Religion is a business. That serves the interests of the ruling class.

  • @caymada8325
    @caymada8325 9 років тому +5

    please do an epic how to about GETTING IN THE AREA 51

  • @mfmees
    @mfmees 5 років тому +15

    i propose:
    polyhedron earth religion.

  • @Warweazel
    @Warweazel 9 років тому +8

    I'm probably going to regret asking, but what separates a religion from a cult?

    • @veegs23
      @veegs23 9 років тому +5

      +War weazel Size?

    • @shyone968
      @shyone968 9 років тому +2

      +War weazel the FBI

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 років тому

      +War weazel Tax Exempt status. lol, seriously, it depends on how easy it is to leave the faith. If you start getting harassed and attacked by members of that faith after you quit, it's probably a cult.

    • @veegs23
      @veegs23 9 років тому

      Thoralmir Lots of the current religions in the world do that to its members

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 років тому +1

      Veggieburger You're thinking about Islam and Scientology.

  • @NeedlessTv_
    @NeedlessTv_ 5 років тому +1

    I made a religion where you've got to wear a siff on your head 24/7.ive been doing it for 2 days so far. I've got to go to school tommorow

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 років тому +1

      Also when you're showering?

    • @NeedlessTv_
      @NeedlessTv_ 5 років тому

      @@MrNight-lk3qb yes

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 років тому

      @@NeedlessTv_ And where do you go after you die if you do so?

    • @NeedlessTv_
      @NeedlessTv_ 5 років тому +1

      @@MrNight-lk3qb hell.

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 років тому

      @@NeedlessTv_ Then i'm gonna stick with my religion. But thank you.

  • @spookybaker
    @spookybaker 8 років тому +11

    Primitive Sponges:1. The best way to live your life is to become a meme2. When you die you go to bikini bottom 3. Our god is The Primitive SpongeAnd my logo is The Primitive Sponge

    • @spookybaker
      @spookybaker 8 років тому

      Sorry its all jumbled up, I didn't do the stuff right and I ain't redoing it

    • @DoubIoons
      @DoubIoons 8 років тому

      Don't talk about our memelord in vain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 8 років тому

      kek

    • @alfonsusumboh5142
      @alfonsusumboh5142 8 років тому

      Ooooh, I wanna taste of dem Krabby Patties, always curious about them

  • @9000k4
    @9000k4 7 років тому +10

    Step 1 claim false things. Step 2 get others to repeat

  • @joannloves8232
    @joannloves8232 4 роки тому +4

    I actually found that one church you mentioned that started their church online, IN Second Life. Recognized the name AND the logo. I was only there to take a photo of my avatar in her 'Sunday' best for a photo contest though. Then I left. I'd much rather start my own online church in Second Life. :D

  • @user-HALALTUBE1
    @user-HALALTUBE1 Рік тому +1

    Muhammad didn't started Islam he just speaded it and it is from the beginning of time

  • @amosnimos
    @amosnimos 3 роки тому +4

    Did you just present atheism(definition: not being religious) as a religion? 2:55

  • @MrPanos2000
    @MrPanos2000 9 років тому +9

    He who claims to know the truth is either crazy or a fool

    • @joshkrause2977
      @joshkrause2977 9 років тому

      I keep trying to tell people you cannot prove or disprove the truth. So by that there is no absolute truth...everything is a perspective because we have so many different observers...

    • @anonamos225
      @anonamos225 9 років тому +2

      MrPanos2000 Or a capitalist

    • @isaiahrodgers5077
      @isaiahrodgers5077 6 років тому

      So by your own by logic you are crazy or a fool because you claim to have the truth that no one knows the truth.

  • @lolulpout5386
    @lolulpout5386 5 років тому +10

    I wanna create the religion of the "Holy Waifu"
    Anyone with me ?

  • @debanjanchatterjee3757
    @debanjanchatterjee3757 Рік тому +1

    The real religion should be humanity.
    Humanism :
    1: Humans are gods creation
    2: There is super power behind every creation which we called god
    3: Humans will be worshipped as representatives of god .
    4: No one will defame or insult anyone. Religion should be filled will all moral ethics
    5: Helping people in need will be the main purpose.

  • @sofiasnider7564
    @sofiasnider7564 6 років тому +10

    The best way to live is WATCHING SHREK EVERYDAY
    when you die you go to SHREK'S SWAMP
    the almighty God is SHREK

  • @marcdarrenlitan3874
    @marcdarrenlitan3874 6 років тому +4

    Memeology whos with me

  • @Broþar
    @Broþar Рік тому +4

    This is my own religion → Qisim
    Also Qtaco is my lord and savior

    • @MegaVega2007
      @MegaVega2007 Рік тому

      mine is called Sanctus-Nico. My followers are called Nicoites. I worship Santa Claus as well as the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy (Peace be with Her). I am a prophet. This is the ideology of innocence and ignorant-enlightenment (the less you know the better, choosing to know less is actually wise). Once Santa, the Tooth Fairy (PBUH) and the Easter Bunny have enough followers in thousands of years with or combined power of enlightenment we will destroy the world and in the ashes of the old world reconstruct it as a communist utopia, Their followers will live in this utopia, the accusers (followers of Krampus) will perish. I have been called to spread the word.
      The Elves are the Their loyal humanoid followers who have laboured to do Their will since the beginning of time. Dökkálfar, on the other hand, are dark elves who were created to serve and labour for Krampus, they will tempt people to write books, spread information etc.

  • @EthanielfBenoist
    @EthanielfBenoist 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm a die hard core fan of Christianity, because I'm a Christianity I'm in love with working on my own religion and mythology iam writing my own Bible.

  • @WackyH
    @WackyH 3 роки тому +3

    The best way to live your life is: wearing a water bottle on your head
    When you die, you go to: Patrick's Rock
    One true vessel of god is: Patrick
    Patricism

  • @gabcard2767
    @gabcard2767 8 років тому +8

    How to became a meme!

  • @Holammer
    @Holammer 9 років тому +11

    This won't be controversial at all...

    • @YUhave2Bawsome
      @YUhave2Bawsome 9 років тому

      Oh, I can already see the comments, it will be glorious

    • @Itshaysus
      @Itshaysus 9 років тому +1

      YUhave2Bawsome we are in, before the UA-cam comment tragedy 2015

  • @Lalaz
    @Lalaz 4 роки тому +2

    My new religion:
    Bepisism
    We worship mandy the mushroom
    We advertise our religion by making memes
    Our hyms are:
    The mince pie song
    Peppa pig theme song
    Destroya

  • @Tapperlite1
    @Tapperlite1 9 років тому +9

    Can you guys make a channel that is just for sword making? That be a reeaaall great.

    • @MiiSbk
      @MiiSbk 9 років тому +1

      Hopefully The Sword and the Stone (user/theswordandstone1) will become that kind of channel.

    • @Tapperlite1
      @Tapperlite1 9 років тому +8

      To be honest I miss the old old man at arms crew.

    • @blackczer123
      @blackczer123 9 років тому +2

      Tapperlite1
      they can do both :D

    • @billsmith8397
      @billsmith8397 9 років тому

      What the hell happened to this channel?