Variance of 9/6 JoB - 19.5 Variance of 9/6 DDB - 42 Variance of 9/5 TTB -137! Bankroll requirement for a 30 min session = $43,830 300 hands at $125/hand, 5% (1 in 20) chance of ruin (1.7 STDEV) .
Sometimes you just have a feeling so you stay with it. Then you are to invested and you get stubborn and decide to ride it out. We have all done it. Also Keeping the kicker is the right play
Dude has balls, gotta hand it to him... But that damn machine- it is painful to watch. That is how they clean peoples pockets. Nothing above the full house.... Brutal!
Man, when a machine is that cold, I'll usually move. Not sure it works, but sometimes it seems to. Can't win 'em all, and a losing session adds credibility to your channel. It happens more often than not. Better luck next time!
VP machines don't run hot and cold. They are all random and based on timing. It may seem like a hot machine when you get several quads in a short period of time but basically just means your timing was optimal that day.
It took me a while to figure how to answer your question. There are hundreds of winning hands that might be delt to you that a high card would interfere with. Any quads from the deck for instance. Try it you might like it.
I am not superstitious, but I swear if there is one number that is the most unlucky it is the 9 card. 9 times out of 10 (pun intended) when I hold a pair of 9's it always comes up a bust. I hate keeping a pair of 9's, but I know it is the best play If you go back and look at the video you will see a huge number of 9's showing up. Probably more than any other number. Of course, right when you want to let go of the pair of 9's, you are blessed with four 9's. It's the casino programming the game to mess with you!
Yup it's a hard thing to say no to. But the impulse to duplicate a big win is it's own driving force. Been there done that. Advice none, just temper your attempts to a minimum.
After watching several videos, I seem to play a lot different... if I'm playing a game that pays the same for 2 pairs as it does for one pair, I never hold both pairs...unless of course it's non winning pairs. One thing that I can guarantee is that when you hold both pairs that you will never make 4 of a kind. But I may be playing incorrectly...
Ugly session! Keep up the great content! I hit a royal today on DD $.25! Held the KJ ♦️. I’ve been playing dollars all year, but decided to play quarters for a while. Oh well, next time.
I’ve got another shot tomorrow. I ended up $850 for the session. I’ve been using the bankroll management system that Superdan highlighted before he went on hiatus for the WSOP. 10 $40 shots on dollars, cash out if you double. Maybe you could try it on $5 at $200 per. Might be interesting content. Only take 20 to 25 minutes to do it.
@@Slotmassacre what days do you need a place? I have 2 queen bedroom suites comped at Red Rock today thru Saturday at noon and on Sunday I have GVR 2 br suite for all Sunday….only day I Have nothing is on Saturday
@@Slotmassacre I Don’t have anything from Saturday noon till Sunday noon because they have the UFC fights going on and rooms that normally run $125 are going for $800. I checked at GVR, red rock, and Encore, and all the suites are 100% sold out. you can’t get a suite no matter who you are.
@@Slotmassacre My birthday is the 14th and I also have the 14th 15th 16th 17th and out at noon on the 18th for free at encore….2 queen bedroom……They’re also giving me $450 in meal credits for those four days. If you need something for the 14th 15th 16th 17th then you are welcome to the other queen bed. I’m probably going to be gone Most of the time So you’re welcome to do whatever you want with the room. Just let me know What you decide.
Sorry, Just saw these. I was working on flights first. Had to do finagling, but I think I will be ok with the room situation. Thank you, though, If anything changes I will definitely let you know :)
Try this. Invest $100 saving high cards and track your winnings. And then invest $100 not saving high cards. See how that works out. There is one thing that our friend does that drives me crazy. He doesn't save tens a lot of the time when he has a potential royal flush card. My last Royal Flush came when I saved a ten of clubs and a Queen of clubs. I wish good luck to everybody.
What a fight! Thanks for the video. Oh, you are correct, hold the kicker on this game. The 'Do the math' guy was wrong. Ye God's, how I love watchers. NOT!
Came here to say this. But, don’t get me wrong, Andrew. I’m a die-hard fan. You provide us with so much insight into the realities of how a lot of different types of sessions on a lot of different games go. Please, keep up the great work!
Ouch!!!!!! I’ve never done good on the triple triple and probably will never play it again. For some reason I’ve been stuck deuces wild lately and doing well. Oh and is this Dust Bunny dude or Dusty Bottoms or whatever a friend of yours busting your chops or a troll? Never seems to say anything positive
Not brutal, but well within expectation for that bet level at that volatility. Brutal is going 4 hours or more without a quad. Brutal is dropping $1500 on a $.50 single-line session, which would scale to -$75,000 on a $25 game. Play long enough, you'll have those sessions.
@@sayamaybe0312 Have tried twice to reply to you respectfully, by giving info and a little math on how a session like that is within the realm of possibility, but I guess I'm divulging too many "secrets" (which everyone, including the slot managers, already knows), and have been deleted twice. Won't bother trying again. You say "stupid", I say "variance". (1/50 = 2.0 stdev)
At 7:35 you hold the 3 aces and the 3. I understand the desire to get 4 aces with a kicker but don't you want to get at least 4 aces also? By keeping the 3 you cut your chances of getting 4 aces in half.
@@Slotmassacre I'll take your word for it as I'm sure you've crunched the math. I just know I've gotten a LOT of 4 Aces where the 4th ace was the second card to come out.
My favorite game and it tanked on you. I'm so sorry. Gotta get better than it's been lately. Time to get out of your comfort zone and find a casino and or bank of machines you're unfamiliar with.
@@Slotmassacre Andrew crushing the frenzy game 7 quads 5 play draw down 34 played 200 hands so far still in it it’s fun get 3 dealt draw extra hands fire
@@Slotmassacre I quit video poker omg triple triple double double super combined took 1475 off 1.25-5 a hand I’m done I hate this game it’ll fuck you why because when you continue to hit it makes you think you can do it over over again it’s depressing losing not hitting I haven’t hit quads on single all day at all I can’t do this I work hard for my money rampart took it. This never grapple me to me ever $1000 off 2.50 a hand no quads
stop gambling dude. you will never be a winner. it isnt in the nature of the game. 1% or 10% edge all leads to disaster. play real poker or invest this crap ton of cash you seem to have.
Why Insisting playing high stakes on minus EV games where you could learn poker and literally print out of it ? You guys say it’s 97-99% RTP depending on which game you play I would rather say it’s 95-97% at best Because many close situations where you might make innacuracys or even mistakes because tired, don’t discount that. Moreover who knows about rng used in those? Total waste of time and money unless your plan is to grow a community to make affiliation/sell content or be UA-camr Still props for putting regular content, even loosing sessions You seem nice Gl
Hello, My name is Stevieb. I've been watching your videos for quite awhile Everybody plays different but I want to give you a heads up. I've had 3 royals delt to me. The way I play is I never save the high cards unless their suited . Save all aces of course. People save the high cards because they want to get their money back. You didn't go to the casino to get your money back. When you ask for 5 more cards you would be surprised how many great hands that would be delt to you. Give it a try and get rid of those high cards unless their suited. The chances of matching a high card that you saved is probably less than getting a whole new hand. Give it a try you might be surprised
@@bobbyfreethe170 they are saying if you have like a ace,king unsuited,why hold both to get your money back,if you hold 2 unsuited high cards its impossible to get a royal flush etc
That is an interesting strategy. Pairing up on a high card is what gets you to the next hand, that gets you to the next hand, which leads to a winning jackpot. At least that is my strategy.
@@Rdking80 he's in a casino. playing a game with a house edge. talk about lighting tens of thousands on fire. what is the hope here? to hit a royal and leave? good god.
Variance of 9/6 JoB - 19.5
Variance of 9/6 DDB - 42
Variance of 9/5 TTB -137!
Bankroll requirement for a 30 min session = $43,830
300 hands at $125/hand, 5% (1 in 20) chance of ruin (1.7 STDEV) .
Drop that 3 kicker@massacre💵
The stress of watching that stream actually gave me a headache. Had to take an Excedrin before bed. God Bless you Andrew, they must be huge.
Sometimes you just have a feeling so you stay with it. Then you are to invested and you get stubborn and decide to ride it out. We have all done it. Also Keeping the kicker is the right play
Heaven or hell games. I think that’s what Bob called them (high variant variety). Thanks for showing both sides of the coin 👍🏻⛄️
Dude has balls, gotta hand it to him... But that damn machine- it is painful to watch. That is how they clean peoples pockets. Nothing above the full house.... Brutal!
Man, when a machine is that cold, I'll usually move. Not sure it works, but sometimes it seems to. Can't win 'em all, and a losing session adds credibility to your channel. It happens more often than not. Better luck next time!
I've gotten a few royals on my last spin before. Ya never know.
VP machines don't run hot and cold. They are all random and based on timing. It may seem like a hot machine when you get several quads in a short period of time but basically just means your timing was optimal that day.
You showed the reality of the machine. Stay too long on a take cycle and it does take. Thanks for the video.
Video poker machines go through a give cycle and take cycle?
You will get them next time Andrew...thanks for keeping it real !
When the trip 4s came up later in the video, you hit the draw fast, like you already knew…
Thanks for reminding us again just how volitale this game is.
There were many collective groans during that session. It's stressful just watching. Can't even imagine your emotional rollercoaster.
That was brutal!
I understand the RNG,,,, but when it's cold cold cold....switch machines!
It took me a while to figure how to answer your question. There are hundreds of winning hands that might be delt to you that a high card would interfere with. Any quads from the deck for instance. Try it you might like it.
Man I hate breaking up full houses. It’s the right move but it feels dirty every time.
I am not superstitious, but I swear if there is one number that is the most unlucky it is the 9 card. 9 times out of 10 (pun intended) when I hold a pair of 9's it always comes up a bust. I hate keeping a pair of 9's, but I know it is the best play If you go back and look at the video you will see a huge number of 9's showing up. Probably more than any other number. Of course, right when you want to let go of the pair of 9's, you are blessed with four 9's. It's the casino programming the game to mess with you!
Ouch! You deposited for next time. With interest!
That’s about as cold a machine as there is!
Brutal!
Yup it's a hard thing to say no to. But the impulse to duplicate a big win is it's own driving force. Been there done that. Advice none, just temper your attempts to a minimum.
Ann Wilson's Barracuda ate all your money.
Thanks for the video. Get em next time!
Thanks.
Reminds me of most of my VP sessions.
Gotta keep a positive vibe. The machine can feel it. ;-)
After watching several videos, I seem to play a lot different... if I'm playing a game that pays the same for 2 pairs as it does for one pair, I never hold both pairs...unless of course it's non winning pairs. One thing that I can guarantee is that when you hold both pairs that you will never make 4 of a kind. But I may be playing incorrectly...
I understand what your saying, on some games you will hold both, some you wont. It comes down to the value of the full house.
Damn, only $30,000 an hour you just hired the casino for..
Ugly session! Keep up the great content! I hit a royal today on DD $.25! Held the KJ ♦️. I’ve been playing dollars all year, but decided to play quarters for a while. Oh well, next time.
That is exactly what happens to me!
I’ve got another shot tomorrow. I ended up $850 for the session. I’ve been using the bankroll management system that Superdan highlighted before he went on hiatus for the WSOP. 10 $40 shots on dollars, cash out if you double. Maybe you could try it on $5 at $200 per. Might be interesting content. Only take 20 to 25 minutes to do it.
Andrew, Where are you staying this weekend while in Vegas? The Cosmo again
Things got a little crazy this week, I actually haven't booked yet
@@Slotmassacre what days do you need a place? I have 2 queen bedroom suites comped at Red Rock today thru Saturday at noon and on Sunday I have GVR 2 br suite for all Sunday….only day I Have nothing is on Saturday
@@Slotmassacre I Don’t have anything from Saturday noon till Sunday noon because they have the UFC fights going on and rooms that normally run $125 are going for $800. I checked at GVR, red rock, and Encore, and all the suites are 100% sold out. you can’t get a suite no matter who you are.
@@Slotmassacre My birthday is the 14th and I also have the 14th 15th 16th 17th and out at noon on the 18th for free at encore….2 queen bedroom……They’re also giving me $450 in meal credits for those four days. If you need something for the 14th 15th 16th 17th then you are welcome to the other queen bed. I’m probably going to be gone Most of the time So you’re welcome to do whatever you want with the room. Just let me know What you decide.
Sorry, Just saw these. I was working on flights first. Had to do finagling, but I think I will be ok with the room situation. Thank you, though, If anything changes I will definitely let you know :)
Brutal.
if you were not so worried about escort's so much you would focus more on your play LOL
Try this. Invest $100 saving high cards and track your winnings. And then invest $100 not saving high cards. See how that works out. There is one thing that our friend does that drives me crazy. He doesn't save tens a lot of the time when he has a potential royal flush card. My last Royal Flush came when I saved a ten of clubs and a Queen of clubs. I wish good luck to everybody.
What a fight! Thanks for the video. Oh, you are correct, hold the kicker on this game. The 'Do the math' guy was wrong. Ye God's, how I love watchers. NOT!
Bro. Hold an ace kicker with a pair of 2s,3s or 4s. Yes, with only a pair.
Came here to say this. But, don’t get me wrong, Andrew. I’m a die-hard fan. You provide us with so much insight into the realities of how a lot of different types of sessions on a lot of different games go. Please, keep up the great work!
Sorry Andrew, that was sad.
Ouch!!!!!!
I’ve never done good on the triple triple and probably will never play it again.
For some reason I’ve been stuck deuces wild lately and doing well.
Oh and is this Dust Bunny dude or Dusty Bottoms or whatever a friend of yours busting your chops or a troll?
Never seems to say anything positive
lol, not anyone I know 😐
Was @topdollarmike playing next to you since the max bet button was being hit after every hand? LOL
ha, no I don't think it was him
Brutal. Love watching the high denom vids. When i get to play I do .25 and breath hard when I push it to $1 😅 All the best luck to you !!
Thanks!
Not brutal, but well within expectation for that bet level at that volatility. Brutal is going 4 hours or more without a quad. Brutal is dropping $1500 on a $.50 single-line session, which would scale to -$75,000 on a $25 game. Play long enough, you'll have those sessions.
@@gregoryschmidt1233 Dropping $1500. on a .50 video poker game isn't brutal, it's stupid.
@@sayamaybe0312 Have tried twice to reply to you respectfully, by giving info and a little math on how a session like that is within the realm of possibility, but I guess I'm divulging too many "secrets" (which everyone, including the slot managers, already knows), and have been deleted twice. Won't bother trying again. You say "stupid", I say "variance". (1/50 = 2.0 stdev)
This is the ugly reality of triple triple games. I prefer double double. Thanks for posting...was rooting for you on those deuces :(
I’d like to report a murder!
When its bad,it's bad,when it's good its good.thats the casinos profit margin at work. Sometimes the hammer,sometimes the nail
well said
he is mostly the nail
Get It.
🤑🤑🤑🤑
At 7:35 you hold the 3 aces and the 3. I understand the desire to get 4 aces with a kicker but don't you want to get at least 4 aces also? By keeping the 3 you cut your chances of getting 4 aces in half.
Holding the kicker on this play is the correct play by a long shot
@@Slotmassacre I'll take your word for it as I'm sure you've crunched the math. I just know I've gotten a LOT of 4 Aces where the 4th ace was the second card to come out.
Triple triple has been horrible to me omg as well I got destroyed last week at circa $500 off 1.25-2.50 destroyed $80 off .25-50.
Sorry brotha!!! That was brutal!! 😔
thats like all my sessions
Haha! Same.
Triple usually works out that way
My favorite game and it tanked on you. I'm so sorry. Gotta get better than it's been lately. Time to get out of your comfort zone and find a casino and or bank of machines you're unfamiliar with.
Ouch!
Ouch.
Boring, I can watch my own losers 🤨
Andrew can we meet I’m at Wynn encore let me know
Things got crazy busy this week. Still trying to work my way out there, I will let you know though
@@Slotmassacre awesome thanks appreciate if go to allegro Wynn best pizza ever omg destroys secret pizza
@@Slotmassacre Andrew crushing the frenzy game 7 quads 5 play draw down 34 played 200 hands so far still in it it’s fun get 3 dealt draw extra hands fire
@@Slotmassacre omg 4 aces dealt 4 queens 9 quads damn
@@Slotmassacre I quit video poker omg triple triple double double super combined took 1475 off 1.25-5 a hand I’m done I hate this game it’ll fuck you why because when you continue to hit it makes you think you can do it over over again it’s depressing losing not hitting I haven’t hit quads on single all day at all I can’t do this I work hard for my money rampart took it. This never grapple me to me ever $1000 off 2.50 a hand no quads
Cosmo.
Why does he keep showing that 100K win clip , we get it already. Great win, lets move along.
He’s trying hard to hit another. VP is the most addictive game in the casino.
@@dbrewer53 I concur
Esa máquina no sirve,ni un póker de 9/5/ le dió, perdió él po kerde 2, allí venía
Worst machine ever. Unreal.
Just my opinion though
Stop to play one week, be happy, we wait you......
stop gambling dude. you will never be a winner. it isnt in the nature of the game. 1% or 10% edge all leads to disaster. play real poker or invest this crap ton of cash you seem to have.
It takes more than money to play at $125 per bet for over 30 minutes. Even more than hope. It takes courage.
Why Insisting playing high stakes on minus EV games where you could learn poker and literally print out of it ?
You guys say it’s 97-99% RTP depending on which game you play
I would rather say it’s 95-97% at best
Because many close situations where you might make innacuracys or even mistakes because tired, don’t discount that.
Moreover who knows about rng used in those?
Total waste of time and money unless your plan is to grow a community to make affiliation/sell content or be UA-camr
Still props for putting regular content, even loosing sessions
You seem nice
Gl
2 things:
1) Disposable income
2) It’s not -EV…if you know what you’re doing.
Is your $100,000 gone yet?
nope. Down some, but not nearly that much.
Did that guy not know who Slotmassacre was? How dare he not know(: This session bad next session good!!
lol
first
Hello, My name is Stevieb. I've been watching your videos for quite awhile Everybody plays different but I want to give you a heads up. I've had 3 royals delt to me. The way I play is I never save the high cards unless their suited . Save all aces of course. People save the high cards because they want to get their money back. You didn't go to the casino to get your money back. When you ask for 5 more cards you would be surprised how many great hands that would be delt to you. Give it a try and get rid of those high cards unless their suited. The chances of matching a high card that you saved is probably less than getting a whole new hand. Give it a try you might be surprised
How is discarding the hand better than holding a single high card?
What winning hand are you closer to getting by discarding the high card?
@@bobbyfreethe170 they are saying if you have like a ace,king unsuited,why hold both to get your money back,if you hold 2 unsuited high cards its impossible to get a royal flush etc
That is an interesting strategy. Pairing up on a high card is what gets you to the next hand, that gets you to the next hand, which leads to a winning jackpot. At least that is my strategy.
@@Rdking80 he's in a casino. playing a game with a house edge. talk about lighting tens of thousands on fire. what is the hope here? to hit a royal and leave? good god.