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To be fair, going out onto the planet with no helmets and suits was a massive logical oversight on the crew's part, even if the atmosphere were breathable.
I know right? it's really stupid for a group of scientists to ditch their suits and helmets on alien planet, knowing that deadly pathogens that humans don't have immunity against are out there.
@@ALTJ1986 also how a new model of a robo human is the exact same look as the old one. New Models should always have a slight diff at least. It wasn’t like the ending was surprising their android fight cut out and made it obvious
I mean this is after Prometheus, and in Prometheus they had bioscanners that read the atmosphere and scanned for toxins/pathogens so I’m pretty sure they based their decision off those scans. They just didn’t show this in the movie.
have you seen alien? because you would know that facehuggers could get through helmets regardless we don't know how the neomorph spores and if they could even get through helmets like their xenomorph cousins
Coltkiller Gaming he payed two Nigerians he worked with to dress up in masks and MAGA hats and stage an attack where he was supposed to be assaulted, get bleach poured on him and a noose tied around his neck. He caused a media shit-show, created even more political division and outrage on top of somehow escaping conviction via corruption and connections he had. Oh and he essentially made it so that everyone doubts future ‘hate crimes’ as just another hoax.
I can’t really get on board with Walter being beaten by David. Sure, David has been around longer, but it’s not like he’s got a lot of combat experience. I feel like the newer Walter would have won.
And he's a newer model less prone to being knocked out and David was also just a head last time we saw him, there's no way he could have made a stronger body than Walter
@@rebound1340 I was just theorizing that perhaps over the years David discovered some hidden flaws in the programming or design that he could take advantage of. But even that explanation doesn't hold water, because Walter being newer means those weaknesses could easily have been resolved with newer model designs.
I always thought Walter took his "Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven" speech to heart. Let him go. Maybe he'll regret it if we see him again.
I actually find it interesting that the first chest burster was a small version of the Xenomorph, because I can presume that they evolve differently overtime.
The xenomorph we see in Covenant isn't actually the same species as the one we know from past movies. David created something similar, but we know the classic xenomorph was around before this because of the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus
@@leagueofdead569 the deacon was created through extremely specific circumstances. I don't see that being repeated commonly enough for engineers to create murals of them
It's complicated, but long story short the classic xenomorph existed before prometheus. David created something similar, but it's not the same kind from the original movies. We know they're different because, they look different, their life cycle is a bit different, and the biggest evidence is the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus
Who would kill more people? A species that kills every other living thing, no matter what. Or... A weird ass robot that has daddy issues and just so happens to hate humans?
David successfully fooling the survivors into thinking he's Walter bugs me. At that point if I was Daniels, and if I knew one of the two identical androids was not only evil, but also manipulative and clever, I would kill the survivor ASAP just to be safe
If I remember correctly she was pretty close to Walter by that point. And before you say "is just a robot" let me point out that most people develop pet-like feelings for their roombas...
And after you killed the robot, what? Wait several years to wake up the rest of the colonists, since there's no robot to put you cryogenic sleep, you would have to keep the ship ok, to make sure no malfunction happens and spend several year ALONE in space. Doesn't sound like a good plan now, right?
@@zannchristo So, you’re suggesting that trusting our fates(and the colonists) to a potentially killer robot, that hates humans, is the _better_ option?
@@_LunarDragon considering that the other option is to probably die of starvation (We don't know if they go food since the robot is the one awake), go crazy because of the isolation (god knows how many years in space with nothing to do) face up with a problem on the ship that you cannot fix (since the robot is the one programmed to deal with the ship, I highly doubt they would have a manual with everything about the ship, but even if it has, what if it's something only a robot could do?) etc, etc, etc that might go wrong with you and/or the ship, making the changes of total catastrophe higher and higher with every scenario, actively putting our fates and the colonists in certain danger, yes, I kinda think that is the better option
Jason X, that colony ship supposedly had millions too. That wasn’t actually the engineer home-planet, just an outpost. So that city might have been all there was to kill.
Fun fact: in the prologue video The Last Supper, James Franco’s character actually reveals to be kind of sick, and he actually says he’s *burning up* Cheeky little foreshadowing from Mr. Scott, I thought it was a nice touch to those who watched those clips that never got to be part of the movie
Fucking hell I hate people like you. I'm tired of people acting like this movie is actually bad. If you think this is bad then you have never seen a bad movie.
@@leagueofdead569 there is no need to experience such animosity mate. The movie is not... "Bad". BUT. It wants to have a pseudo intellectual tone, wich is cemented on many allegories to biblic passages, and maybe some "paradise lost" feels (the creation rebels against its creator) wich is not that original, and Michael Fassbender's perfomance helps to sell it a bit (he does the heavy lifting for sure here) but it doesnt compensate for its formulaic nature, and comes as kind of pretentious, and its an idea that has already been done, and done better. Blade runner and Jurassic Park, for example, one centered in the idea of identity and self-awareness, and the other in man not being able to control "nature". The CGI in the aliens looks kind of bad, all characters safe for David are stupid and/or generic and/or plain bland, and the actors playing them dont sell it either. The plot is engaged after stupid acts and decisions. Its not a"bad" movie, but sure as hell its not a "good" one either. And i just listed a couple of arguments to support that. After Prometheus (wicht IS a bad movie, with quality production and some good actors but with such atrocius writing that its just bad) the goodwill of fans was nonexistent, and i think people just expects so much more of Ridley. These two movies feel uninspired, unnecesary cashgrabs to be honest. Take care
2017: *Alien: Covenant* 2020: *Alien: The Ark* *Halo Theme plays* Edit: this has got a lot of attention than I originally thought. Imma up the trend. 2021: *Alien: Infinite* 2022: *Alien: Alpha Halo Returns* 2023: *Alien Vs Predator Vs Master Chief: Battle of the Rings* *Halo Theme Intensifies*
*Alternate Titles* David: The Last Fast Bender Let's Be Franco: How to Get Baked in Your HyperSleep Pod (Pilot) Alien Spaceballs: The Stupidest XenoMorph Forgets His Tiny Hat and Cane
10:00 okay but can we appreciate the seamless, one-shot masterpiece that the full scene is? Not to mention one actor performing the same-ish character with wildly different personas, psyches and mannerisms. Plus the music is a reference to the Prometheus score.
I love the idea of having a religious character in a futuristic world. It's fascinating and very realistic characterization you never see. I didn't see this movie, so it doesn't really look like they did too much with it, but still very interesting.
I find it surprising. Religion is dying off in developed countries as the 'God of the gaps' gets smaller and smaller. Cults on the other hand will probably survive in different forms. Which is all religion is anyway. I don't know who said it but the formula is: Cult + Time = Religion
Ok first nobody had ever done that,that’s just weird,plus WHAT DO U MEAN OLD SCHOOL?!?!,well my friends got infected but they had to kill him and replace it’s rip thingy
Can you imagine Ripley's reaction to finding out that an android is responsible for creating "The Alien". She fucking hates synthetic humans son. The irony is crazy. Full circle.
@@coramunro85 I'm going by what the film told me. And in the cinematic universe an android made the Xenomorphs. Novel's and comics aren't connected to the cinematic universe.
@@jasonvoorhees310 Thr film doesn´t tell you David is the creator of THE Alien. That is your interpretation. The book is also based on the script. Oh, and you can see a xenomorph in the relief in Prometheus 😉
I know I'm a year and change late to this discussion, but we shouldn't forget Annalee Call (Winona Ryder's character) from Alien Resurrection. I know she's second-gen, but she's still a significant synthetic character.
thing is they aren't, since the original xenos are found on an engineer ship in the first movie, which crashed on that planet centuries if not a millennia before prometheus and covenant, I honestly think Ridley Scott has no fucking idea what his doing anymore since the timeline makes no bloody sense
@@kit_ts6087 Covenant is set 18 years before the Nostromo arriving at LV-426 and that ship is out elsewhere. And did you not read the post you are replying it? Also, Prometheus WAS originally going to be set on LV-426 in the original script (which is WAY better than the movie we got) but it was changed because Ridley Scott, being the moron he is, butted heads with the wirer over making it a direct prequel.
It's official, as I sit here with my Dead Meat logo tee on at work, I have 100% watched every Kill Count to date. Discovered these like 2-3 weeks ago and fell in love with the channel.
I think it's the fact that Dr. shaw died thqt pissed off the critics. They think this is a damn fairytale who has lots of plot armor for the protagonists.
@@pandaath First of all, you're several months late. Second of all, you call someone else a retard with the weakest counterargument of all time. It's super annoying when keyboard warriors like you go around insulting anyone they don't agree with. Get a life.
I'm convinced Michael Fassbender is actually an android, no one is that good looking and good at acting without being put through some kind of algorithm
Nah. It needs to be nuked from orbit ... There's only four "Alien" movies; two of them are great; one is moody boring trash and the other is a fun and interesting mishmash of ideas that doesn't really add up to much in the end unfortunately.
Dang it James. You counted the 47 colonists here but not the miners in Escape Room even though we see a body and get an exact number! I need consistency! Jk you are great.
Its nice to have something to agree on with people that are politically opposite from me. Like if im ever in an uncomfortable political conversation with someone i can just be like "haha Jussie Smollets a scumbag right" and instantly have common ground with someone.
@@greybayles7955 because of his hate crime staging, not Republicans hate the staging as it's was being use for political gains, but Democrats also hate it as now actual hate crime will be ignored more often because of the possibility of it being staged
Tbh, I hope that the last movie in the trilogy is actually about the colony on LV-426, the place where an actual Xenomorph Queen was formed and Newt was the sole survivor. The way the original Aliens presented the Colony in utter chaos and the bodies trapped in the Hive gives food to imagination.
I’ll say this: Ridley is respecting his original story. From what happens in this movie, David’s experiments are making species close to Xenomorphs, but not quite, hence no chest burst, and all the other neomorph, etc. species. By the end of the movie it is referenced that he might have created the definitive version
Actually David just progressed something the Engineers had regressed. The black goo in the jars is just weaponized mutagen derived from Xenomorphs. Its why everything infected by the goo takes a Xenomorph like form. just like how Xenomorphs forms are determined but what sort of creature a face-hugger impregnates. In my opinion David is actually slowing down the natural progress that the goo would take with his experiments because insane beings (and David is clearly insane) don't often make logical experimental decisions. Other evidence that David isn't "creating" anything is that the Engineers were shown to have Xenomorph eggs on one of their ship in the first Alien and that ship was recognized as being thousands of years old judging by the Engineer in that ship was fossilized
It depends on how we value canonicity. If the Predator movies are canon, which we know are, then it means David is trying to REcreate the Xenomorphs rather than being the one who created them (since we know that they were fighting with The Predators in ancient Egypt times)
Although it probably doesn't count in Dead Meat's Kill Count they mention many of the embryos didn't survive that solar event in the beginning of the movie.
I don't mean to make James seem like a bad guy for not mentioning embryos. I know his exception rules are to make his and his team's job easier, but I thought there might be viewers who might be interested if any of the embryos mention in the end (when David included xenomorph embryos to the storage) were affected by the solar flare. Plus also before the solar flare it was shown Water removing dead embryos before the flare hit, so even before the flare hit it was clear not all the embryos originally stored might have survived the trip to that point.
David's still got to mix himself with the alien; you'll see that in the final film. It's kind of obvious and plays nicely to Geiger's design, as in there's no mech part yet, just bio.
The xenomorph in alien is much more mechanical looking. While it doesnt make any sense that the face hugger could adapt from a synthetic, it makes sense for the story
As someone in grad school, just because you’re a scientist doesn’t make you a good decision maker. Know a lot of really smart folks in their field who I’m surprised have survived as long as they have with their lack of common sense and extremely under developed world views. These characters seem very believable from my experience.
Naw the Prometheus crew were actively making insanely stupid decisions. Other than Captain Oram sticking his face into an egg and not attempting to subdue or injure David, their behavior in this one didn’t make me frustrated like Prometheus did 😂
13:24 In the OG alien movies if you look closely at the chest bursters they have little arms and stuff, I think they were just limited by the technology of their time back in the 70s/80s, so IMO I think this new baby alien looks pretty cool
@@idontlikelasagne7211 I didn't look at the commentsection before I wrote this so I didn't see your comment You're right two people can have the same thought and I also think that the spot we both commented on is a pretty obvious one :) (Sorry if my english is bad, I'm german^^)
@@artheaux666it’s not like there are already multiple movies that show off the original. This is the first video I’ve seen of someone actually disliking the neomorph, everyone else seems to love it.
@@artheaux666they’re attempting to explain the origin of the xenomorph, so yeah its predecessors are going to look like knockoffs because they evolved from them
Only thing that pissed me off about this movie, is how they killed off Shaw. I loved her in the Prometheus. And this movie was so much better than The Predator 2018, my gosh.
Funfact: The Neomorphs are actually somewhat of a albino xenomorph, the first ACTUAL thing that comes out the mouth and back of the colonist is a bloodburster, in some scene clips taken out of the movie, refering them as throat or backbursters.
I love the tiny xenomorph so much. I like how its tissues are all translucent and stuff. This movie had a lot of flaws but at the same time the good parts are so good.
People going onto new "earth like" planets and not taking standard hazmat precautions always ruins these films for me. I just cant see someone with a science based history being dumb enough to go to another planet without protection.
Seriously. The plot only advanced because the characters had to be idiots who didn't think to take precautions. At least in _Prometheus_ they started off with their helmets on... and they were already planning on venturing there. Here, they didn't even know anything when they step foot on it and literally no one brings up suiting up as a safety measure. That they all died/become alien hosts is a testament to the notion of survival of the fittest.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I LOVE the high energy and just awesome aesthetic that James has been giving off hell yeah I'm glad your doing good keep it up 😁
The biggest sin of this movie is killing James Franco, other then that I actually like all the philosophical stuff and even the new aliens, wish it was a better movie as a whole tho
I want new things to spice things up, but I still want it to feel like an Alien movie if that makes more sense. Some philosophical commentary or subtext is fine as long as the xenomorph ultimately remains the star of the show. Not so much the engineers or the existentialism of the androids or trilobites or whatevers. Also characters with half a brain would be nice.
My headcanon is that the engineers made the Xenos as a bio weapon and David became enthralled by them. He tried to recreate them but didn't know the exact formula or decided to make some changes to make a "better" version. That's why the chest burster is so different and resembles more of a neomorph because he started with the black goo and the fungal spores.
Ridley Scott has said in an interview that we won't see the xenomorph we know until the third prequel movie. That's why it's a deacon in Prometheus and a protomorph in Covenant. Ridley knows what he's doing.
My friend and I still joke about that scene. "Stick your face is in this egg." "Why should I trust you? You're deranged." "Have some faith." "Well, OK."
@Murtons exactly, thankyou, I’m sick of everyone complaining that these aliens aren’t the exact same as the original. They aren’t supposed to be, it’s supposed to show the evolution. It makes it more interesting.
Dr. Shaw was such a well built character. She was the only character I could see standing up to David or dealing with the Xenomorph threat. But nah she doesn't get a single line in this movie. It makes me think that they looked at the intended script at the end of Prometheus and said 'Scrap it' were starting over with the bare-minimum plot that makes this movie make any sense. David's a cool villain, but he was never challenged in this film.
@NH808 No matter how habitable a planet is, you don't know what kind of bacteria or viruses could be there. In general, max protection when exploring unknown locations is a must for the safety of the explorers
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Dead Meat hi
I watched this movie
Hi james
Dead Meat can you do “Truth or Dare”
Hey quick correction, it’s Billy CRUDup, not Billy CROODup.
To be fair, going out onto the planet with no helmets and suits was a massive logical oversight on the crew's part, even if the atmosphere were breathable.
I know right? it's really stupid for a group of scientists to ditch their suits and helmets on alien planet, knowing that deadly pathogens that humans don't have immunity against are out there.
@@ALTJ1986 also how a new model of a robo human is the exact same look as the old one. New Models should always have a slight diff at least. It wasn’t like the ending was surprising their android fight cut out and made it obvious
@@Blade-ix8hr because in the future there is no Apple
Just one of the...hundred other stupid, nonsensical decisions the dumbass characters in this movie make.
I mean this is after Prometheus, and in Prometheus they had bioscanners that read the atmosphere and scanned for toxins/pathogens so I’m pretty sure they based their decision off those scans. They just didn’t show this in the movie.
5:15 no sign of life
Trees and grass: am I a joke to you
Yoboi Sweezy this comment is underrated
BKByt thx
Lol
You impressed me u will get your sub now
Be smarter to say no sign of *sentient* life
"Oh wow, this egg just opened up. Do you think I should shove my whole head in there, android who definitely sympathizes with monsters?"
Wait, how did the xenomorph scream in space?
Kinda like le old og alien movie
“Yes human you should, for an alien definitely won’t grab onto your face and attempt to kill you. Yes, they definitely won’t.”
@@justinvaughn2277 true
@@justinvaughn2277
It probably evolved to be in space, tbh.
The whole Xenomorph attack in this movie could have been prevented if the crew members were wearing helmets when doing their expedition
I mean then we dont have a movie
have you seen alien? because you would know that facehuggers could get through helmets regardless
we don't know how the neomorph spores and if they could even get through helmets like their xenomorph cousins
@@Rogue_Nine416 yes, I have seen Alien before. But the neomorph spreads differently
The alien could head bite through a predator mask
No One:
Absolutely No One:
Some crazy liberal: "If they were wearing masks, they wouldn't have to worry about the egg spores"
The second I saw Smollett I knew he would make a 16 felonies joke.
It's almost too easy
He had it coming, the guy is a POS.
Jack Mumey what he do
Coltkiller Gaming stage a hate crime and other shit.
Coltkiller Gaming he payed two Nigerians he worked with to dress up in masks and MAGA hats and stage an attack where he was supposed to be assaulted, get bleach poured on him and a noose tied around his neck.
He caused a media shit-show, created even more political division and outrage on top of somehow escaping conviction via corruption and connections he had.
Oh and he essentially made it so that everyone doubts future ‘hate crimes’ as just another hoax.
Dude David has the single most kills I've seen in a movie
Thanos beats him.
@@jonathanwoodruff3904 shh
@@jonathanwoodruff3904 well thanks snapped half of people David was like fuck it kill em all
universal soldier
@@jonathanwoodruff3904 They all come back
I love this channel because instead of watching the whole movie, you understand everything in 15-20 minutes
it's not really the same experience, while you understand everything, you're still missing out a lot of the fun.
So I take it all the subscribers of this channel are not hardcore horror fans. GOT IT!
@@jayhi5479 mostly
@@jayhi5479 I don't like horror movies, but these are fun to watch.
That Exsatly why i like this lol
I can’t really get on board with Walter being beaten by David. Sure, David has been around longer, but it’s not like he’s got a lot of combat experience. I feel like the newer Walter would have won.
Yea and david is in a much better shape than walter
And he's a newer model less prone to being knocked out and David was also just a head last time we saw him, there's no way he could have made a stronger body than Walter
@@rebound1340 I was just theorizing that perhaps over the years David discovered some hidden flaws in the programming or design that he could take advantage of. But even that explanation doesn't hold water, because Walter being newer means those weaknesses could easily have been resolved with newer model designs.
Not to mention they don't explain how David was able to melt his hand just like Walter's., something that kind of required a specific situation.
I always thought Walter took his "Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven" speech to heart. Let him go. Maybe he'll regret it if we see him again.
>And those 16 felony charges
Easy there James, you'll send someone to the burn ward.
I almost choked on my cereal, i was not expecting that😂
At least that burn would have been real.
@@Go4Bro how’s the cope tasting, chud 😂😂
I actually find it interesting that the first chest burster was a small version of the Xenomorph, because I can presume that they evolve differently overtime.
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The xenomorph we see in Covenant isn't actually the same species as the one we know from past movies. David created something similar, but we know the classic xenomorph was around before this because of the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus
@@julienlindsey1763 Its called a protomorph
@@julienlindsey1763 I've had that the mural is of the deacon not the xenomorph.
@@leagueofdead569 the deacon was created through extremely specific circumstances. I don't see that being repeated commonly enough for engineers to create murals of them
Whoever made this movie clearly has some obsession with people watching their spouse die.
Coping with divorce comes in many forms...
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Lol
True
That wasn’t the captains wife on the ramp though. it was Faris and Tennessee was her husband.
SO you're telling me... That David made like 6 types of aliens, maybe more... To cross bread them... to turn them into xenomorphs???
Uh.....yes
@@littlee602 😅 lol
It's complicated, but long story short the classic xenomorph existed before prometheus. David created something similar, but it's not the same kind from the original movies. We know they're different because, they look different, their life cycle is a bit different, and the biggest evidence is the mural of the xenomorph on the juggernaut in Prometheus
Ridley Scott genuinely doesnt know what hes doing anymore.
@@nataliealphonse4634 very true
"Alien: Covenant"
Why does that sound so familiar?
*Halo theme intensifies*
Oh, right.
COINCIDENCE? _I think not_
Dammit it should have been stopped at 343!!
Polarity Berny...
Damon Walker Berny who? More like Burn-Knee...
Yeah. But if Master chief fought David's assortment of creatures, David would have gotten clapped
James: *shows dead body with blood and organs everywhere*
Also James: i can’t show this dead body cause she’s all nakey
UA-cam
@@jpool115 honestly ots healthier for people to see naked people than blood and organs everywhere
Jackinabox shows dead meat 😏
Ronan Romano you’re not wrong
Because UA-cam (and the FCC and american media consumers in general) are ass-backwards on the subject of censure
Who would kill more people?
A species that kills every other living thing, no matter what.
Or...
A weird ass robot that has daddy issues and just so happens to hate humans?
Tristan Harris is their an answer
One created the other
Tristan Harris has B 😂
@@thebakeosaurusrex8361 there*
Just SOOOOOOOOOO happens to hate humans.
David successfully fooling the survivors into thinking he's Walter bugs me. At that point if I was Daniels, and if I knew one of the two identical androids was not only evil, but also manipulative and clever, I would kill the survivor ASAP just to be safe
If I remember correctly she was pretty close to Walter by that point. And before you say "is just a robot" let me point out that most people develop pet-like feelings for their roombas...
And after you killed the robot, what? Wait several years to wake up the rest of the colonists, since there's no robot to put you cryogenic sleep, you would have to keep the ship ok, to make sure no malfunction happens and spend several year ALONE in space. Doesn't sound like a good plan now, right?
@@zannchristo So, you’re suggesting that trusting our fates(and the colonists) to a potentially killer robot, that hates humans, is the _better_ option?
@@_LunarDragon considering that the other option is to probably die of starvation (We don't know if they go food since the robot is the one awake), go crazy because of the isolation (god knows how many years in space with nothing to do) face up with a problem on the ship that you cannot fix (since the robot is the one programmed to deal with the ship, I highly doubt they would have a manual with everything about the ship, but even if it has, what if it's something only a robot could do?) etc, etc, etc that might go wrong with you and/or the ship, making the changes of total catastrophe higher and higher with every scenario, actively putting our fates and the colonists in certain danger, yes, I kinda think that is the better option
You wouldn't kill him, but you would do the knockout thing. It might work on David, but definitely doesn't work on Walter.
None of this ever would have happened if they would have just listened to her and NOT gone to planet 4
Well you gotta love white people in horror movies 😂😂
@@alexkarver1716 😂😂😂
Well there's no alien covenent if they avoided the planet
nico I know that, that’s a good thing
Giving advice in retrospect doesn’t really work when they had no way of knowing.
Well.. If u would be counting Engineers, then Alien: Covenant would be the new kill record holder 😂😂
Jason X, that colony ship supposedly had millions too.
That wasn’t actually the engineer home-planet, just an outpost. So that city might have been all there was to kill.
yeah for ever
@@cjwrench07 that was supposedly but we see actual engineer bodies in Covenant
Haha yea that's the joke he made in the last one…
If only he had to count all of them😂
Fun fact: in the prologue video The Last Supper, James Franco’s character actually reveals to be kind of sick, and he actually says he’s *burning up*
Cheeky little foreshadowing from Mr. Scott, I thought it was a nice touch to those who watched those clips that never got to be part of the movie
Then BLOOD EVERYWHERE
SPOOSH
ALIEN REVEIL
What
honestly this video was more enjoyable than when i actually watched the movie.
And then there’s Prometheus, the most boring of them all
Fucking hell I hate people like you. I'm tired of people acting like this movie is actually bad. If you think this is bad then you have never seen a bad movie.
@@leagueofdead569 Not saying its bad, I just found it boring.
@@leagueofdead569 there is no need to experience such animosity mate. The movie is not... "Bad".
BUT. It wants to have a pseudo intellectual tone, wich is cemented on many allegories to biblic passages, and maybe some "paradise lost" feels (the creation rebels against its creator) wich is not that original, and Michael Fassbender's perfomance helps to sell it a bit (he does the heavy lifting for sure here) but it doesnt compensate for its formulaic nature, and comes as kind of pretentious, and its an idea that has already been done, and done better. Blade runner and Jurassic Park, for example, one centered in the idea of identity and self-awareness, and the other in man not being able to control "nature".
The CGI in the aliens looks kind of bad, all characters safe for David are stupid and/or generic and/or plain bland, and the actors playing them dont sell it either. The plot is engaged after stupid acts and decisions.
Its not a"bad" movie, but sure as hell its not a "good" one either. And i just listed a couple of arguments to support that.
After Prometheus (wicht IS a bad movie, with quality production and some good actors but with such atrocius writing that its just bad) the goodwill of fans was nonexistent, and i think people just expects so much more of Ridley. These two movies feel uninspired, unnecesary cashgrabs to be honest.
Take care
Funny how that works isn’t it…
2017: *Alien: Covenant*
2020: *Alien: The Ark*
*Halo Theme plays*
Edit: this has got a lot of attention than I originally thought. Imma up the trend.
2021: *Alien: Infinite*
2022: *Alien: Alpha Halo Returns*
2023: *Alien Vs Predator Vs Master Chief: Battle of the Rings*
*Halo Theme Intensifies*
Jack-O's Inner FreakShow this was the most epic comment ever
2023: *Alien: The Ring*
Alien: Arbiter
Alien: The Forerunner
Alien: Heretic
*Alternate Titles*
David: The Last Fast Bender
Let's Be Franco: How to Get Baked in Your HyperSleep Pod (Pilot)
Alien Spaceballs: The Stupidest XenoMorph Forgets His Tiny Hat and Cane
Continued,
Alien Death Party pt.2
How to conduct an Auto tracheotomy
this is so underrated
Lame
The spaceballs one is funny to me😂
10:00 okay but can we appreciate the seamless, one-shot masterpiece that the full scene is? Not to mention one actor performing the same-ish character with wildly different personas, psyches and mannerisms. Plus the music is a reference to the Prometheus score.
Gotta say: Michael Fassbender plays some bad-ass villains! First Magneto, and now David!
Young magneto
8:35
*Neomorph used tail whip*
*ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*
Hek off
@@idioticgamesincorporated3567 stop being this kind of person.
James: shows dead body with blood and organs everywhere
Also James: i can’t show this dead body cause she’s all nakey
Nah it used iron tail on ankor it's super effective
@@gracecox4961 UA-cam, amirite
I like how they can’t show a naked body but can show someone’s guts
This is america
@@crimsonhunter7598 murica
@@icanpooptwiceadayyay8771 fuck yeah
Ok, why do you think that is?
@@zero1zerolast393 because normalized violence is what the government wants for it's people :) that and poverty
I love the idea of having a religious character in a futuristic world. It's fascinating and very realistic characterization you never see. I didn't see this movie, so it doesn't really look like they did too much with it, but still very interesting.
You never see? It was one of the narrative centres of Prometheus, lifted wholesale and transplanted into this.
It doesn't sound all that rare to me if I am being honest.
I find it surprising. Religion is dying off in developed countries as the 'God of the gaps' gets smaller and smaller. Cults on the other hand will probably survive in different forms. Which is all religion is anyway. I don't know who said it but the formula is: Cult + Time = Religion
@@ctakitimu ok
@@ctakitimu . not in European countries such as Russia.
5:18 “No birds no animals no nothing”
Vegetation: am I a joke to you?
Copy and paste: im a lover to you?
Imagine copying the most liked comment
@Bkzy _ your name doesn’t make any sense
@@sittinggentleman4661 ur mom doesn’t make any sense
@@kevinthekid9623 atleast i have a mom
"At my old school we didn't infect people through there ear pores" okkkkk
It was a refrence to magic school bus
@@420bakedLizard I know
I see three ks in the ok
@@josenitwit4747 there is 5
Ok first nobody had ever done that,that’s just weird,plus WHAT DO U MEAN OLD SCHOOL?!?!,well my friends got infected but they had to kill him and replace it’s rip thingy
The Jussie Smollett joke was absolute savagery.
I like how James is like "and 16 felony charges."
Oh yeah.
Actually made me subscribe.
It do be like that
And now he has been found guilty
Morning routine
1. Wake up
2. See that dead meat posted
3. Get ready for school and watch a new kill count
it’s kinda a tradition
Facts
I had school off
I cant go to school
Kenyah's World he uploads twice a week....
Same
19:15 You had such an opportunity to call this a jawbreaker.
Can you imagine Ripley's reaction to finding out that an android is responsible for creating "The Alien". She fucking hates synthetic humans son. The irony is crazy. Full circle.
The engineers are the creators of the Alien.
@@coramunro85 No their not. Alien Covenant told us that. It told us a fuckin robot is responsible for the Xenomorphs we've come yo know and love.
@@jasonvoorhees310 no, David researches the work of the engineers and create his own version of the Alien. Read the book.
@@coramunro85 I'm going by what the film told me. And in the cinematic universe an android made the Xenomorphs. Novel's and comics aren't connected to the cinematic universe.
@@jasonvoorhees310 Thr film doesn´t tell you David is the creator of THE Alien. That is your interpretation.
The book is also based on the script.
Oh, and you can see a xenomorph in the relief in Prometheus 😉
Something that bothers me is so far all the androids names were alphabetical, A B C and D, but then they jump the gun and go straight to W with Walter
I think that implies a lot more models were made in between David and Walter that we simply don't see
Walter is 4th from last in the alphabet and David is 4th from first, I think it was done purposefully to show how starkly they contrast eachother.
@@samthevole thanks, my mind has been successfully blown, amazing analysis
But the timeline goes:
David
Walter
Ash
Bishop
Call
I know I'm a year and change late to this discussion, but we shouldn't forget Annalee Call (Winona Ryder's character) from Alien Resurrection. I know she's second-gen, but she's still a significant synthetic character.
16:11 didn’t realize the face in the mountain lol
Someone else saw it?!
It took awhile to see it clearly xD
TTurnerr lol
16:09
Oh I didn’t realise at first until I saw this comment
I actually really like the Deacons, Neomorphs and Protomorphs as ancestral species to xenomorphs
thing is they aren't, since the original xenos are found on an engineer ship in the first movie, which crashed on that planet centuries if not a millennia before prometheus and covenant, I honestly think Ridley Scott has no fucking idea what his doing anymore since the timeline makes no bloody sense
@@skeletoninawheelchair3338Prometheus and Covenant are prequels so how the hell would they be after alien 1
@@kit_ts6087the dude is just damn stupid leave it
@@kit_ts6087 Covenant is set 18 years before the Nostromo arriving at LV-426 and that ship is out elsewhere. And did you not read the post you are replying it? Also, Prometheus WAS originally going to be set on LV-426 in the original script (which is WAY better than the movie we got) but it was changed because Ridley Scott, being the moron he is, butted heads with the wirer over making it a direct prequel.
@@FillmGeekOfDoomRidley Scott, also made the original Alien dipshit.
It's official, as I sit here with my Dead Meat logo tee on at work, I have 100% watched every Kill Count to date. Discovered these like 2-3 weeks ago and fell in love with the channel.
CapsLockKeyon same!
CapsLockKeyon
I literally found it a few month ago and I already watched all of his videos OWO
I have been watching since his last friday the 13th video. I love this guy so damn much.
Now its time for the podcast!!!
Exactly the same. I don’t even love horror movies that much, I just love the humor and personality
*Micheal Fassbender during the Android Fight scene*
Director: Micheal? What are you doing?
Fassbender: I'm....kicking my ass, DO YA MIND!?!?!
Definitely remember that.
I love a good Liar Liar reference
This movie is actually pretty solid for the reputation it has.
I think so too, I do not understand some common criticisms.
people only know to complain. if something is good they wont complain and say nothing
I think it's the fact that Dr. shaw died thqt pissed off the critics. They think this is a damn fairytale who has lots of plot armor for the protagonists.
I enjoyed it, but I definitely feel like Michael Fassbender carried this movie. No one else really stood out
No
i respect how you have so many rules for the kill counts even though we will go with whatever u count as a kill! great work brother
16:11 we not gonna talk about that face in the mountain?
holy shit i didnt notice that
Scp-096?!
@@Lung-Stealer shy guy? How?
Part of the Engineers' city. Is shown often
How did i not see it even tho i watched this 45 times literally
Finished all my classwork, James releases a new video, timing couldn't be better
Yeah same
Nothin' like waking up a fresh video of quantitating murder. *Folgers theme plays* "The best part of waking up is Fo-- WELCOME TO THE KILL COUNT!"
Why hello there
I dont care about no timing ’cause we got so much classwork i aint never finishing it all
Lmao I have a free period yeet
Ridley Scott himself addmitted that this was not meant to be a Xenomorph
It's a protomorph, I think.
WarfareLegend thats what happens when fans ruin movies.
@@pandaath First of all, you're several months late. Second of all, you call someone else a retard with the weakest counterargument of all time. It's super annoying when keyboard warriors like you go around insulting anyone they don't agree with. Get a life.
@@jamushigdamus1142 Now I'm intrigued to know what this guy said. Judging by your response probably something equally stupid and amusing?
@@jordangarcia465 he got James he changed his name
I'm convinced Michael Fassbender is actually an android, no one is that good looking and good at acting without being put through some kind of algorithm
he acts like hes witnessed WWI dude
*DROIDY FIGHT*
God I love this man
*DROIDY FIGHT* is almost as good as *P R E D D Y F I G H T*
@@jacksonangley8163 I love it when he says that
They couldn’t pay for the whole movie with James Franco in it so they had him die early
That's what's funny about Alien
Alice from Friday the 13th part 2: am I a joke to you
ua-cam.com/video/L1exVp6OpLc/v-deo.html
We missed out on a Saul and Red reunion.
@Nonzero HyperX too bad reporting as spam never seems to do anything : /
Walter should’ve won that fight he’s updated
but david got a knife
David is a replicant, Walter is an android.
@@sorrenblitz805 If david was a replicant, he would have been affected by the black goo
David probably fought dirty, that bastard.
He had the best armor ever known to man. PLOT ARMOR.
This desperately needs a sequel
Nah. It needs to be nuked from orbit ... There's only four "Alien" movies; two of them are great; one is moody boring trash and the other is a fun and interesting mishmash of ideas that doesn't really add up to much in the end unfortunately.
@@josephkissel6062 never call resurrection fun and interesting again 🙏
Alien Romulus
@@itzpayday1238 It's not a sequel
Flashbacks to when I first saw a kill count, the classic alien
nam
What came first the queen or the egg?
Answer: Neither, David did
David IS the queen.
All die two
Epic joke
:O that’s actually true!
*mind blown*
"And 16 felony charges"
LMAO
Shots fired
@@patrickkanas3874 7:09 What is the difference between a Nelmorph and a Xenomorph.
@@thevideogamehunger0134 xenomorph is a more advanced variant i think
Dang it James. You counted the 47 colonists here but not the miners in Escape Room even though we see a body and get an exact number! I need consistency! Jk you are great.
14 choice nominations and 16 felony charges.
Dude, you're funny.
Its nice to have something to agree on with people that are politically opposite from me. Like if im ever in an uncomfortable political conversation with someone i can just be like "haha Jussie Smollets a scumbag right" and instantly have common ground with someone.
@@greybayles7955 because of his hate crime staging, not Republicans hate the staging as it's was being use for political gains, but Democrats also hate it as now actual hate crime will be ignored more often because of the possibility of it being staged
4:36
"The Covenant arrives at Planet 4"
Master Chief wants to know your location
Lol
Best comment
Bet master chiefs bullets spewing from his assault rifle death rapes every alien in sight
@@IsraelCountryCube that's why you don't see any Deacons after the people get there
Israel Country Cube like how your soldiers do to Palestinian children?
Lmao.." Jesus wtf is that nutcracker looking thing dude.."
Tbh, I hope that the last movie in the trilogy is actually about the colony on LV-426, the place where an actual Xenomorph Queen was formed and Newt was the sole survivor. The way the original Aliens presented the Colony in utter chaos and the bodies trapped in the Hive gives food to imagination.
I keep thinking maybe the Deacon from Prometheus will become the original Queen, maybe? Or a rival species?
Although the actual golden chainsaw was good, I thought 17:02 deserved it bc of how classic and good it is.
I was expecting 6:51 to make the golden chainsaw
Yeah, that was weird.
There were too many good kills tbh
I’ll say this: Ridley is respecting his original story. From what happens in this movie, David’s experiments are making species close to Xenomorphs, but not quite, hence no chest burst, and all the other neomorph, etc. species. By the end of the movie it is referenced that he might have created the definitive version
Alpha Shepherd why are you calling them the host just use his name lol
Actually David just progressed something the Engineers had regressed. The black goo in the jars is just weaponized mutagen derived from Xenomorphs. Its why everything infected by the goo takes a Xenomorph like form. just like how Xenomorphs forms are determined but what sort of creature a face-hugger impregnates. In my opinion David is actually slowing down the natural progress that the goo would take with his experiments because insane beings (and David is clearly insane) don't often make logical experimental decisions. Other evidence that David isn't "creating" anything is that the Engineers were shown to have Xenomorph eggs on one of their ship in the first Alien and that ship was recognized as being thousands of years old judging by the Engineer in that ship was fossilized
It depends on how we value canonicity. If the Predator movies are canon, which we know are, then it means David is trying to REcreate the Xenomorphs rather than being the one who created them (since we know that they were fighting with The Predators in ancient Egypt times)
What about AVP xenos look like they were around during ancient humans
@Alpha Shepherd ok
"iS tHiS ThE fUtUrE MaStUrBaTiOn!?" I literally died.
Mbu I'll do the fingering 😂😅😅
gentle pressure on the host
Dolce Teigen I will do the Fapping 🤣🤣🤣
@@archetypefilmandclips1567 Ewwww😆😆😂
Dolce Teigen 😂
Although it probably doesn't count in Dead Meat's Kill Count they mention many of the embryos didn't survive that solar event in the beginning of the movie.
I don't mean to make James seem like a bad guy for not mentioning embryos. I know his exception rules are to make his and his team's job easier, but I thought there might be viewers who might be interested if any of the embryos mention in the end (when David included xenomorph embryos to the storage) were affected by the solar flare. Plus also before the solar flare it was shown Water removing dead embryos before the flare hit, so even before the flare hit it was clear not all the embryos originally stored might have survived the trip to that point.
It being a protomorph would explain why it looked so weird when it hatched.
Or the mean that the franchise is stupid and focked
@@wolfman3650 no it's not. Protomorph looks almost like Xenomorph, but its not the same and it's canon friendly
David's still got to mix himself with the alien; you'll see that in the final film. It's kind of obvious and plays nicely to Geiger's design, as in there's no mech part yet, just bio.
Thot Destroyer it’s the other way around, the protomorph is a slightly weaker and less intelligent version of the xenomorph
The xenomorph in alien is much more mechanical looking. While it doesnt make any sense that the face hugger could adapt from a synthetic, it makes sense for the story
Ridley Scott brings you:
Even dumber scientists
As someone in grad school, just because you’re a scientist doesn’t make you a good decision maker. Know a lot of really smart folks in their field who I’m surprised have survived as long as they have with their lack of common sense and extremely under developed world views. These characters seem very believable from my experience.
@@shaunenwright7872 I think the Covenant folks were okay. It's the decisions of Prometheus that I will never forgive.
This comment used to have 420 likes but I liked and made it 421.
@@ianwestc true dat in the prometheus is basically begging to be killed
Naw the Prometheus crew were actively making insanely stupid decisions. Other than Captain Oram sticking his face into an egg and not attempting to subdue or injure David, their behavior in this one didn’t make me frustrated like Prometheus did 😂
I always love the happy flowy music on the background
Me to
13:24 In the OG alien movies if you look closely at the chest bursters they have little arms and stuff, I think they were just limited by the technology of their time back in the 70s/80s, so IMO I think this new baby alien looks pretty cool
In Alien 3 is a "mini" Alien too.
or xenomorphs have a stage of a tiny xeno phase
"No signs of life" they are literally walking through a forest dude^^
Not saying you stole my comment but I pretty much said the exact same thing earlier than you.
I know 2 people can have the same idea so I'm not mad.
@@idontlikelasagne7211 to be perfectly fair, it's a pretty fucking glaring flaw
Umm no signs of life means no animal or human life
urban Whipmaker You do realize that a forest is part of life right?
@@idontlikelasagne7211 I didn't look at the commentsection before I wrote this so I didn't see your comment
You're right two people can have the same thought and I also think that the spot we both commented on is a pretty obvious one :)
(Sorry if my english is bad, I'm german^^)
All the robots in the Alien franchise
Ash
Bishop
Call
David
Walter
They were doing this in the style of the alphabet until now
Except that W is the forth to last letter in the alphabet, basically it's D's opposite much like how Walter is Davids.
Let’s call him Erik
Bread Boi How about Eliot instead!
You gotta admit, though, its in alphabetical order
Feathers
Gregory
Hiram
Ivan
James
Knight
Liam
Moore
Natalie
Oliver
Penelope
Quinn
Retina
Saturn
Tyler
Ulysses
Venus
Walter
Xeno
Yards
Zackary
Alien Covenant kill count: EVERYBODY
Alien Covenant with a smart crew: 2. Maybe 3.
The only smart horror movie crew is in the thing
Left for dead 2 crew? or no games😂😭
@Alpha Shepherd The Tremor crew is pretty good too.
+ the 50 or so people in stasis
James' hatred of anything that isn't a Xenomorph makes me think he should just watch Alien over and over again.
I think it’s more that they keep making knock offs instead of a fully original alien
@@artheaux666how is it a knock off?
@@artheaux666it’s not like there are already multiple movies that show off the original. This is the first video I’ve seen of someone actually disliking the neomorph, everyone else seems to love it.
@@artheaux666they’re attempting to explain the origin of the xenomorph, so yeah its predecessors are going to look like knockoffs because they evolved from them
I love how much passion he has towards the simple sight of a xenomorph
Only thing that pissed me off about this movie, is how they killed off Shaw. I loved her in the Prometheus. And this movie was so much better than The Predator 2018, my gosh.
I still dont get that. Isnt this a prequel to Prometheus? How did they kill off Shaw then?
@@adrianvelez3037 Prometheus happened before this movie
Adrian Velez it’s a sequel to Prometheus not a prequel
@Burger 1885 Alien Covenant is a sequel to Prometheus and a prequel to Aliens. Prometheus is a prequel to Aliens and this is the sequel to that movie.
My question is how did David's hair grow wtf
17:02 I heard right before Jussie was killed he heard the Alien say, "This is Xenomorph country!"
Lol, me too
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
That Xeno had a MAGA hat on....
Lololol this deserves way more upvotes
PrestigeGlobal “Make Aliens Great Again”
Funfact: The Neomorphs are actually somewhat of a albino xenomorph, the first ACTUAL thing that comes out the mouth and back of the colonist is a bloodburster, in some scene clips taken out of the movie, refering them as throat or backbursters.
Who would win?
An alien race that has advance technology and killed millions people
Or.......
One robot boi
one robot boi
One robot boi but I was hoping for the alien race with advanced technology and who killed millions people
I was hoping it would at least take a couple of days or something, that race got insta killed.
@Evropa they were. you could see that, if you look at the flashback they clearly looked like engineers but with clothes.
@@kayjay. they are another race created by engineers
3:06 Captain Branson was not An Impostor.
Lord Tachanka exactly what I sorted by new to find
That android fella kinda sus
17:59 *The Xenomorph was the Impostor*
P O L U S
I saw that and ran to the comments then I gave you your 99th like
5:07 *YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I SAW ON ANOTHER PLANET(GONE WRONG)*
SparkyWizard I see eyes on the backround
What
Undertale sans look left
5:07
I hate to correct you, but I think Maggie Faris was Tennessee's wife, not Chris Oram's. Therefore, neither of them saw their wife die.
"no signs of life anywhere"
literally surrounded by trees
Andy Liang
🅱️MMMMMMMMMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Hehehehehehe
I hope your joking because they mean wildlife, like birds and shit
im so glad you did this, prometheus was a really big cliff hanger
I love the tiny xenomorph so much. I like how its tissues are all translucent and stuff. This movie had a lot of flaws but at the same time the good parts are so good.
People going onto new "earth like" planets and not taking standard hazmat precautions always ruins these films for me. I just cant see someone with a science based history being dumb enough to go to another planet without protection.
Seriously. The plot only advanced because the characters had to be idiots who didn't think to take precautions. At least in _Prometheus_ they started off with their helmets on... and they were already planning on venturing there. Here, they didn't even know anything when they step foot on it and literally no one brings up suiting up as a safety measure. That they all died/become alien hosts is a testament to the notion of survival of the fittest.
R/woosh
Always use protection!!
@@uncleiroh9680 how
@@uncleiroh9680 I think you've deeply misunderstood the subreddit lol I cant tell if this is good bait or not
James, baby...thats not the fully form Xenomorphs yet. That's why it's so spider like.
Yeah, it's another "beta version"
For such a huge Alien fan you think he would notice the difference. It was bugging me the whole video
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I LOVE the high energy and just awesome aesthetic that James has been giving off hell yeah I'm glad your doing good keep it up 😁
Erick Peterson what breed of dog is in ur profile pic?
@@eddie0415 Springer spaniel 😂
Erick Peterson damn, I have a springer, best dog ever. Just wondering.
Noticed
I love all the lore in this and the previous movie showing the origin of the xenomorphs from the first movie
The biggest sin of this movie is killing James Franco, other then that I actually like all the philosophical stuff and even the new aliens, wish it was a better movie as a whole tho
I'd be down for some commentary and even xenomorph variations/subspecies, as long as its not pretentious or full of stupid stuff
@@jordangarcia465 so you want new things but everything the same? Wat.
I want new things to spice things up, but I still want it to feel like an Alien movie if that makes more sense. Some philosophical commentary or subtext is fine as long as the xenomorph ultimately remains the star of the show. Not so much the engineers or the existentialism of the androids or trilobites or whatevers. Also characters with half a brain would be nice.
Yeah, unlike James I actually really like the Neomorph. I like how it’s a different variation of the Xenomorph species.
If I ever met James Franco I’d remind him this was my favorite role he ever played
The neo-morph looks like mewtwo
Maybe
Yes
No mew
Mewtworph
Perhaps
“Magic school bus their way in”
-James 2019
neeperdoodle spectate mode their way in
My headcanon is that the engineers made the Xenos as a bio weapon and David became enthralled by them. He tried to recreate them but didn't know the exact formula or decided to make some changes to make a "better" version. That's why the chest burster is so different and resembles more of a neomorph because he started with the black goo and the fungal spores.
This is how I watch movies for free
L0L
same
same
@@roopjeetmehlawat4465 that’s not free though.
Yes and internet isnt free too.
So is anything free anymore? Achk... my head.
drinking game: Drink when ever James sais Xenomorph
he's going to kill us
Just Tommy How about “Drink every time James says the word Xeno”
@@SenatorArmstrong2018 i thought about it too, but thought this would be too much 😂😂😂
@@SenatorArmstrong2018 i have a better drinking game:Drinks whenever James says a number
no no no every time he says “morph” 😂
Both newborn neomorph and xenomorph were actually puppets and the full grown neomorph was a guy in suit with some cgi added in post
Another movie that could've had rad effects, ruined by cgi overlaid onto them.
Woebegone Kenobi cgi bad
Jar Jar Binks was a man in a suit with cgi on top, just saying.
Rein jar jar binks is a marvel of how far cg has come in 10 years
@@ReinBelmont lmaaaooooooooo
Ridley Scott has said in an interview that we won't see the xenomorph we know until the third prequel movie. That's why it's a deacon in Prometheus and a protomorph in Covenant. Ridley knows what he's doing.
Well... we're still waiting for that 3rd movie
I hope you’re right
well it was not a prequel...
Seeing the thumbnail without a dark background is so strange.
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?
Yeah
2:30 seconds in and already 48 people dead.
Jesus
It’s a new world record!
*Minutes
So at least 60 kills and around 8 billion deaths at most
Damn
David: I turned an entire race to dust
Thanos: I turned half the life in the universe to dust
Axel Nilsson lol😂😂😂
Wow Thanos jokes so funny
Half the universe came back, the engineers didn't. Thanos' kill count is like 4
1K with no videos did you forget the amount of planets he sent the chitauri to he definitely half genocided dozens of planets so still more than David
Axel Nilsson David actually killed the engineers himself not his henchmen, henchmen kills shouldn't count towards someone's kill count.
My friend and I still joke about that scene.
"Stick your face is in this egg."
"Why should I trust you? You're deranged."
"Have some faith."
"Well, OK."
Facehugger: "GIMME DAT MOUTH"
Honestly I liked all the prototypes of the xenomorphs
I like all of them to except that dumb ass dekan
Yeah but the chestburster should be in this movie instead of the stupid mini xenomorph
@Murtons exactly, thankyou, I’m sick of everyone complaining that these aliens aren’t the exact same as the original. They aren’t supposed to be, it’s supposed to show the evolution. It makes it more interesting.
I especially like neomorphs
Dr. Shaw was such a well built character. She was the only character I could see standing up to David or dealing with the Xenomorph threat. But nah she doesn't get a single line in this movie.
It makes me think that they looked at the intended script at the end of Prometheus and said 'Scrap it' were starting over with the bare-minimum plot that makes this movie make any sense. David's a cool villain, but he was never challenged in this film.
A strange, unknown Planet? Let‘s explore iit without any Masks or Helmets!
„No sign of life.“- While they are walking through a forest.
@NH808 No matter how habitable a planet is, you don't know what kind of bacteria or viruses could be there. In general, max protection when exploring unknown locations is a must for the safety of the explorers
No signs of life means birds, deer and/or any other animal
I swear in every horror movie they go into a spooky cave and start poking around