Everyone’s writing process looks different, including Matteo’s: 4:58 It’s hard to introduce new material when it could be cancel-worthy: 8:40 Everybody loves Kelly Clarkson: 12:40 Matteo Lane has many hidden talents: 16:22 Andrew accidentally posted his junk on Instagram: 21:04 Matteo doesn’t seek approval on social media: 27:49 Can you keep it platonic while talking about sex?: 34:27 Is Nikki gay?: 38:40
I love Matteo Lane, and his podcast. It's interesting how it gives glimpses into the lives of working stand up comedians. By the way, Andrew Collin's photo looked great.
On one end, Nikki is really open about sexual stuff - it makes up most of her comedy. On the other end, she's pretty repressed. Anyways, don't change Nikki. We love you. p.s this Matteo guy is great. Have him on the show again.
Damn it I’m sorry I missed you in Denver! I will not miss your next show, I might even go to more then one bc I love extremely funny people. I’ve only seen 3 comics twice in a row…Matteo is THAT FUNNY!
The high-pitch sound will not "crack" the voice. It's simply pressure flowing through the vocal cords, completing via the nasal and cranial spaces. It's an art, no?
Yeah, it did take me a second but yeah, you're great. I'd love to be at a coffe shop an djuts talk about celebrities btu no slander just like "oh, my god, this is so good. I LVOE IT!"
Somatic narcissism is such an attractive trait in everybody, it is compersively generous as well as a statement of libido competence. You're not in memory care yet and your Alzheimer hasn't invaded your hormone production. Minute 35:00 Nikki is such a would-be mommy with all the depressive vanilla inhibitions.
I might be the only one here that noticed or cares, but he's wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes shirt and I'm just wondering where he got it, like from a fan or did a show in Iowa. It's always cool to see Hawkeyes represented out in the world.
I have loved you so much for years up until this podcast, Nikki. You're very mean to Andrew, and it comes across as condescending and petty. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. And totally unrelated, I saw you live at a theater, with Andrew and Anya opening. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how funny he was. He should be headlining. Not being publicly humiliated and berated on your show.
I would literally run into a fucking street sign if I walked past Nikki. In a perfect world; I would fall down and she would run over and ask if I was ok. #Glasergazer
they fully realize their in the parade and not clapping from the side. the majority do not desire to be ancillary. the subscribers clap. wave and smile while you can. maintenance and staying out of the principle office are the major guidelines. the bigger parade cause is desired acknowledging theres always a float behind you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates his own voice. I think I sound like the BIGGEST QUEEN ever when I hear myself unless I'm doing a character voice. Other people, evidently, don't hear that. Matteo is so fucking funny and completely adorable.
actually, I have a friend I still mourn to this day, since 1994, who cotracted A.I.D.S. through compulsive blowing of men, he met through public restrooms... All you need is poor teeth, and that situation possible consequences.
Yeah I think lately it's become too much with her jokes to Andrew. He's such a sweet guy and you can tell he's come a long way. I, someone who identifies with him the most of all the regulars on the show, feel honestly kinda sad whenever she pokes him too hard. I hope she realizes this sooner rather than later.
Oooo...did Andrew reveal that Matto WAS seeing someone's but they bleeped him out? Is Matto seeing someone who's famous but trying to keep it private and just saying 'I'm single' ? Because they had to bleep out what Andrew was saying, Matto did the Shhhhh and the ladies seemed ticked off that Andrew said what he said and Matto said something to him in Italian that I'd love to know what he said
everyone has problem with obesity now . that starts when you are young . when i was young i thought i was one of triplets i was so well fed . only i had two eyes .. and mine were blue . but hey , it is easier to hide behind tree in summer . when its dark .
'You don't look good' says Nikki - how mean and shallow. He looks pretty ok, he is not ripped but thats not the point. He doesn't need to be. No wonder Nikki's single thinking that way. She must be thinking she is worthy of a CK model, but girl think again - these guys obsessed with their physic would also look for someone much hotter than you
shonebx Nikki has said she is shallow and focused on looks, with herself and others. She says she likes her body, but probably wants to mess up her face with fillers and surgery
@@michaelhart7282 Just because she has said it doesn't mean it's cool to put down your colleague like that and be mean. Besides, she is not exactly a Miss Universe in her early twenties so better for her she puts her feet back on the ground
Loved the podcast but I honestly wasn't on board with Nikki digging on Andrew so much. She sounded so outright dismissive and her comments on his body were off-putting. He's right--some of us do like it, why put him down for that?
I agree 100%. I loved her so much for years up until this podcast. She's very mean to him and comes across as condescending here. Andrew seems like a genuinely nice guy. And totally unrelated, I saw her live at a theater, and Andrew and Anya were opening acts. Nikki was pretty disappointing. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how much funnier he was. He should be headlining.
I thought that your life was in danger, I prayed, and had faith to be pacos for you... If I had a lasso I would have roped it... instead I protected you.
Wow, listening to how pathetic that guy is really made me feel better about myself being able to do basic things like laundry, washing my dishes and generally being a normal human male
i have problem with girlfriend and want to ask Nikki comedy Aunty or Anya good friend for advice please ? i am older man who is seeing younger woman in relationship , she is 19 i am nearly over 40 nearly way over 40 and she says to me "hey , one day you will be rich man ..you are so tight fisted ! " so i am thinking should i go straight ?
I have a #icechest strapped to my back filled #waterbottles filled w water and Nikki gives me the feeling you are a #squirter maybe a #gusher Iam a firefighter 👩🚒
Love your comedy, but I have to say that for someone who's so good looking, you talk so frequently about your self image in a bad way. 90%+ of women who hear that must be rolling their eyes.
Dear Nikki it's time to get rid of the group and do your shows in a one on one environment. There are too many people talking over top of each other to truly hear what's going on. would love to listen to more of you, but don't have the patience to listen to an entire group
Nikki Glaser needs to lean more into the phenomena where a lot of men needs to dominate, and that her persona is very dominating and thats why she has so much problems with guys.
Everyone’s writing process looks different, including Matteo’s: 4:58
It’s hard to introduce new material when it could be cancel-worthy: 8:40
Everybody loves Kelly Clarkson: 12:40
Matteo Lane has many hidden talents: 16:22
Andrew accidentally posted his junk on Instagram: 21:04
Matteo doesn’t seek approval on social media: 27:49
Can you keep it platonic while talking about sex?: 34:27
Is Nikki gay?: 38:40
I am guessing some intern went to the trouble of going though and listing all the timestamps thank you for all your hard work
I just really kept looking at Matteo’s biceps in those tight sleeves.
yep
No that you mention it, that's all i see....
I just keep looking at his eyes
Matteo is adorable and very talented
loooove matteo sm. his face when andrew said he didn’t like that note. 😭😆
😂
44:16
Matteo is one of the funniest dudes ever, he is one of my favorite comedians. He is up there with kevin hart, nikki glasser, jim gaffigan, etc ...
I love Matteo Lane, and his podcast. It's interesting how it gives glimpses into the lives of working stand up comedians. By the way, Andrew Collin's photo looked great.
I'm still crying over Matteo's lesbian impression, goddamn that's funny.
Love you all , great show, Nikki is female version of Howard Stern, Anya's smile lights up the show and Andrew's honesty is brutal. Great.
We need more Matteo
On one end, Nikki is really open about sexual stuff - it makes up most of her comedy. On the other end, she's pretty repressed.
Anyways, don't change Nikki. We love you. p.s this Matteo guy is great. Have him on the show again.
Yeah, it's such a strange dichotomy!
Need more videos with anya and Andrew, best setup
I came for Matteo. But, just realized Nikki is PERFECT for podcasting!
Nikki your voice is instantly recognizable
I died when Andrew was just looking into the camera.
LMFAO SAME!!
Andrew Collins looks like the guy that brought pizza who got caught on To Catch a Predator
Matteo is Beautiful and super talented
I actually love Nikki's voice
25:28 has me dying! "But you don't look, goo-"
Love how sexually educated and accepting Matteo is. It'd be great to collab on a photoshoot with him.
I didn’t know I could like someone SO much after hearing them talk for such a short time 😱 Matteo please be my frieeeend 😱😍❤️
Matteo is a fkn snack! He can get it!
Mateo Lane + Nikki Glaser= YASSSSSSS!!!!!
Woh, Anya hit that note!
Matteo Lane is simply brilliant.
Nikki's show is so funny 😂😂
Mattel’s art is great! Looked up his IG. Didn’t know he was a visual artist, too!
Matteo!
Darrin Hauxwell Autocorrect
Damn it I’m sorry I missed you in Denver! I will not miss your next show, I might even go to more then one bc I love extremely funny people. I’ve only seen 3 comics twice in a row…Matteo is THAT FUNNY!
with andrews picture, it’s attractive when guys are confident and funny that’s what equals the sexy part
Matteo rockin that Hawkeye shirt. Go Hawks!
Keep it up. These are so fun.
How did Freddie Mercury get reincarnated so fast!?!? LOVE this dude!
The high-pitch sound will not "crack" the voice. It's simply pressure flowing through the vocal cords, completing via the nasal and cranial spaces. It's an art, no?
Love Matteo
Love Love Love!! 💜💜💜
Anya 🖤❤
just in case nobody else said the name of the song....."because of you"; i think thats the one nikki was referencing
Yeah, it did take me a second but yeah, you're great. I'd love to be at a coffe shop an djuts talk about celebrities btu no slander just like "oh, my god, this is so good. I LVOE IT!"
andrew is just here to be the punching bag
I thought the same thing
"I'm full" joke really needs more spotlight, literally almost choked with my coffee (no, not with a dick)
Awesome!
I know him from Desus and Mero!!
Matteo, when you're cranking it out is it safe to say it comes in spurts?
Somatic narcissism is such an attractive trait in everybody, it is compersively generous as well as a statement of libido competence. You're not in memory care yet and your Alzheimer hasn't invaded your hormone production. Minute 35:00 Nikki is such a would-be mommy with all the depressive vanilla inhibitions.
I might be the only one here that noticed or cares, but he's wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes shirt and I'm just wondering where he got it, like from a fan or did a show in Iowa. It's always cool to see Hawkeyes represented out in the world.
We use to call that Kelly Clarkson high note "caterwauling"...
Not to take away from Matteo's hardwork cuz he looks fucking good. But are we not including Rogan in this 'best body in comedy' competition 🤣
I wish matteo would sell drawings. I would buy one quick fast and in a hurry
So funny!!
There's some jewels in this actually
I have loved you so much for years up until this podcast, Nikki. You're very mean to Andrew, and it comes across as condescending and petty. He seems like a genuinely nice guy.
And totally unrelated, I saw you live at a theater, with Andrew and Anya opening. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how funny he was. He should be headlining. Not being publicly humiliated and berated on your show.
Yessss more long form
Love it
I would literally run into a fucking street sign if I walked past Nikki. In a perfect world; I would fall down and she would run over and ask if I was ok. #Glasergazer
What Ian are they talking about?
ian fidance
they fully realize their in the parade and not clapping from the side. the majority do not desire to be ancillary. the subscribers clap. wave and smile while you can. maintenance and staying out of the principle office are the major guidelines. the bigger parade cause is desired acknowledging theres always a float behind you.
Kelly Clarkson as a talk show host makes so much sense!!! i lover her show
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates his own voice. I think I sound like the BIGGEST QUEEN ever when I hear myself unless I'm doing a character voice. Other people, evidently, don't hear that. Matteo is so fucking funny and completely adorable.
actually, I have a friend I still mourn to this day, since 1994, who cotracted A.I.D.S. through compulsive blowing of men, he met through public restrooms... All you need is poor teeth, and that situation possible consequences.
Nikki is very judgy...especially to Andrew. Comes off bullying and not as comedic. She doesn't do that to her other "friends".
Yeah I think lately it's become too much with her jokes to Andrew. He's such a sweet guy and you can tell he's come a long way. I, someone who identifies with him the most of all the regulars on the show, feel honestly kinda sad whenever she pokes him too hard. I hope she realizes this sooner rather than later.
King Diamond
It’s attention… period end of sentence ;)
Yep!!! 😂😂😂😂
Matteo does comedy, sings, draws, works out. Wtf
Oooo...did Andrew reveal that Matto WAS seeing someone's but they bleeped him out? Is Matto seeing someone who's famous but trying to keep it private and just saying 'I'm single' ? Because they had to bleep out what Andrew was saying, Matto did the Shhhhh and the ladies seemed ticked off that Andrew said what he said and Matto said something to him in Italian that I'd love to know what he said
everyone has problem with obesity now . that starts when you are young . when i was young i thought i was one of triplets i was so well fed . only i had two eyes .. and mine were blue . but hey , it is easier to hide behind tree in summer . when its dark .
Now be honest. What do you think about Messer?
Wtf?!?? Why does Nikki have have those whistle tones?!?!????
there are no such things as personal informations 44:01
watch until 44:40
Nikki sang an F6.
tbh, i would choose Andrew over Matteo.
Am I the only one who finds Andrew to be sexy?
'You don't look good' says Nikki - how mean and shallow. He looks pretty ok, he is not ripped but thats not the point. He doesn't need to be. No wonder Nikki's single thinking that way. She must be thinking she is worthy of a CK model, but girl think again - these guys obsessed with their physic would also look for someone much hotter than you
shonebx Nikki has said she is shallow and focused on looks, with herself and others. She says she likes her body, but probably wants to mess up her face with fillers and surgery
@@michaelhart7282 Just because she has said it doesn't mean it's cool to put down your colleague like that and be mean. Besides, she is not exactly a Miss Universe in her early twenties so better for her she puts her feet back on the ground
Shut up they are fkn comedians
It’s just fun between friends. They are all beautiful people.
LOVE a good troll on dating apps...
Loved the podcast but I honestly wasn't on board with Nikki digging on Andrew so much. She sounded so outright dismissive and her comments on his body were off-putting. He's right--some of us do like it, why put him down for that?
I agree 100%. I loved her so much for years up until this podcast. She's very mean to him and comes across as condescending here. Andrew seems like a genuinely nice guy.
And totally unrelated, I saw her live at a theater, and Andrew and Anya were opening acts. Nikki was pretty disappointing. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how much funnier he was. He should be headlining.
Omg..."I never seen a vagina close up" and she said " come here".
that "girl" after he said he fingered a girl and bit his nails slayed me
Am I crushing on Anya? Yes. Yes I am.
"Dos" should be without an apostrophe.
Tweaks look good Nikki 😉
That was an F6
Too wet 🤣
I thought that your life was in danger, I prayed, and had faith to be pacos for you... If I had a lasso I would have roped it... instead I protected you.
Generational Thing. Gen X people are too terrified to ever trust Prep
It was sad to see them body shaming. The comment, but you don’t look good when you posted that picture.
Wow, listening to how pathetic that guy is really made me feel better about myself being able to do basic things like laundry, washing my dishes and generally being a normal human male
which guy?
@@iambetterthanu Andrew...did you not even listen to it?
@@jujitsujew23 I heard it 2 years ago but came back to it now randomly. Nikki is really nasty towards Andrew in this one.
@@iambetterthanu lol Andrew deserves it
Matteo is funny, but that singing is so annoying.
i have problem with girlfriend and want to ask Nikki comedy Aunty or Anya good friend for advice please ? i am older man who is seeing younger woman in relationship , she is 19 i am nearly over 40 nearly way over 40 and she says to me "hey , one day you will be rich man ..you are so tight fisted ! " so i am thinking should i go straight ?
I have a #icechest strapped to my back filled #waterbottles filled w water and Nikki gives me the feeling you are a #squirter maybe a #gusher Iam a firefighter 👩🚒
Ok...I can't stand Kelly Clarkson. BUT her new version of 9 to 5 is f-ing fantastic. Cred. where cred is due.
😂😂😂😂
Can't they find Andrew a job that does not involve talking while other people are being entertaining?
Andrew is funny
hearing his quips makes the show
4:10 Three seltzers delivered. Zero thank yous given. Narcissistic Nikki strikes again.
lol
That note is not a G!!
wait are you Americans still living your homes and going out for comedy. how?
Love your comedy, but I have to say that for someone who's so good looking, you talk so frequently about your self image in a bad way. 90%+ of women who hear that must be rolling their eyes.
This guy has the fruitiest jazz hands when he talks.
Really!? Homophobic comments like this still exist??? gasp 🙊 insert fruity jazz hands!
Lmfao Matteo hates Andrew
everybody hates andrew.
I got tired of nikki bashing andrew, it passed funny long ago
Dear Nikki it's time to get rid of the group and do your shows in a one on one environment. There are too many people talking over top of each other to truly hear what's going on. would love to listen to more of you, but don't have the patience to listen to an entire group
Nikki Glaser needs to lean more into the phenomena where a lot of men needs to dominate, and that her persona is very dominating and thats why she has so much problems with guys.