I was actually in the middle of being anxious about something, so I clicked on this to take my mind off of it. I was so caught off guard by the first thing Dooo says. 😂😂😂
As a hazmat trained grocery clerk, I can tell you that those kind of shits are the worse kind, the ones where there ain’t even toilet paper, just straight shits so big the water can’t even flush it so you gotta get some gloves, wrap your hand in plastic liner to reach in grab it out, and then take it to a compactor or the dump bin outside the back of the store cause you ain’t allowed to just tie it up and throw it in a trash can. Those kind of shits, are the worst because even though you’ll have either 9 layers of protection, or just the 2. Grabbing though sturdy shifts are the most cursed thing I hate the most about my job.
Rping as James Charles is nothing. Was playing Rust with a couple friends, just got into a new server and built up a little shack for safety. We hear someone creeping around outside and then the most frighteningly accurate voice... "Hey! Who's in there!?" "Who's out there?" "It's Gary Busey!" "........... Okay, Smiley? We're gonna need you back here with the gun. I think we're about to be raided by the actual Gary Busey."
As soon as “Pawn Stars” was mentioned, I knew there’d be a visit from the buddy. Damn Pavlovian response. And as soon as it hit, I nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard
Bruh when I tell you I’ve never turned my phone off any faster I mean it, I had my volume up when I clicked on the video and my parents were right there. I ended up just walking away laughing
8:58 "What if some dude manages to scale it with a wheelchair?"
My mind: "He's not crippled, he just nerfed."
Sees like count* Nice...
@@kylethetub5007 nice
I mean you're right
"this turducken is the best thing since slavery"
"We gotta put that on a shirt"
I would deadass buy that
Same
Man I love hearing the first sentences of these videos. Whoo. Ah I’m on a watchlist now aren’t I?
We all are
I love the openers they are always so cursed😩👌
We all are
(I didn't notice the other dude that said this)
and they arent?
You are “not” on the list 🤫
I feel like most of the time you don’t realize dooo is playing a game while they’re talking.
Agreed
Why is this so true?
Trueeeeee, what the fuck is the song right before the wheelchair accessible gospel
@@bobdamagestic85 Mundian to Bach Ke by Panjabi MC
he isnt either
Immediately insighting a holy war, this is gonna be a good video
Surprisingly this is one of tamer beginnings to an episode
*Inciting
Inciting*
*megadeath pops in
*no one
*youtube- COPYRIGHT
CRUSADER KINGS...
I'm loving how much Yumi fits in with the boys
1:14 repeat button for myself. Yumi's glorious voice
11:48 is the hardest I've laughed in a decade. I think I popped a lung.
I knew there had to be someone who laughed as hard as I did at that
Same
That beginning clip, it was beautiful
These guys still give me hope in society.
Love you man.
8:45 As someone in a wheelchair, that’s fair. I accept the challenge.
11:54 - It's a good thing nobody from UA-cam would actually watch enough of this video to notice that!! Holy shit!
I like how the really loud stuff was made quiet 😂
I wish soup learned to use compression too lol some of his are ridiculously loud
11:54 good save soup, good save
11:44 That is a Marcus Perez beatbox moment my friending
I was actually in the middle of being anxious about something, so I clicked on this to take my mind off of it. I was so caught off guard by the first thing Dooo says. 😂😂😂
Every single one of Dooo’s videos are fucking GOLD! How are you guys so damn funny??
love you Doooo thanks for all the content
After two videos, you have earned my sub, sir. I needed this level of laughs.
3:48 "you have bear fists?"
i instantly felt bad for laughing at the first 5 seconds
Y’all should make one song together if y’all meet up irl and make that the intro of the goons if it’s good ,hopefully
Does Blarg deal with this every time he goes outside?
yes
I mean, he is Canadian. The most he has to deal with is Freedom Fighters blowing their horns.
ua-cam.com/video/k1BneeJTDcU/v-deo.html
Lol with one slipup and you can hear the FBI coming 11:53
for real though, yumi's beat goes hard
It’s always a good day when Thedooo uploads
Deadass, bought the game cuz of you guys and it’s been the best fun I’ve had with my friends in a while. Thank you
10:15
"terrorists are freakin gay"
-obama 2021
7:16 against my will aswell but through a discord call
I love when these videos just devolve into poop jokes.
I laughed every single time and I regret nothing
11:24 masterpiece...
"Turducken is the next best thing from Slavery"
This deserves to be on the main channel
Doo, I ALWAYS feel bad for laughing at your videos.
6:30 this video is a certified bathroom classic
That cup of Joe joke is a literal SCP story, they got a cup of Joe the guard from the creepy drink machine
You know TheDoo is just one of thoose people you wanna met in real life and become best friends
"I'll tell you what this turducken is the best thing since slavery" quote of the century
1:06 this part made die laughing.
6:50 I have taken massive shits that have clogged toilets without toilet paper 😂
Sometimes when I take big shits I will flush twice or more, at least once after the initial massive shit and then shit more in I need to and then wipe
Every video on this channel is a certified belly laugh
8:25 "burn them at the steak"
As a hazmat trained grocery clerk, I can tell you that those kind of shits are the worse kind, the ones where there ain’t even toilet paper, just straight shits so big the water can’t even flush it so you gotta get some gloves, wrap your hand in plastic liner to reach in grab it out, and then take it to a compactor or the dump bin outside the back of the store cause you ain’t allowed to just tie it up and throw it in a trash can. Those kind of shits, are the worst because even though you’ll have either 9 layers of protection, or just the 2. Grabbing though sturdy shifts are the most cursed thing I hate the most about my job.
If y’all ever get in a yelling argument again say “I hope that your grandma gets bullied at bingo”
11:53 FBI entered the chat
Holy fuck I think I laughed so hard that my nose started spraying blood and I didn't even notice. Yeehaw borther
0:41 reminds me of a Lego commercial
Yessir 😂
lierally heard the first sentence and instantly subbed🤣🤣 love the content already
Right out the gates with the call to a modern crusade! Bless up!
"wtf just blew me up?"
Blarg: Probably one of my cousins.
I'm fucking dead.
Insurgency any good? great video. love the content.
Rping as James Charles is nothing. Was playing Rust with a couple friends, just got into a new server and built up a little shack for safety. We hear someone creeping around outside and then the most frighteningly accurate voice...
"Hey! Who's in there!?"
"Who's out there?"
"It's Gary Busey!"
"........... Okay, Smiley? We're gonna need you back here with the gun. I think we're about to be raided by the actual Gary Busey."
Never have I needed something so bad and didn’t know till I received it 😂 this is gold
As soon as “Pawn Stars” was mentioned, I knew there’d be a visit from the buddy. Damn Pavlovian response. And as soon as it hit, I nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard
The chili guy wears a jacket lmao
Dooo’s outro music is perfect for a leisure drive down the highway at night.
"Is that just pizza hut in the middle east" immediately gets a ad for pizza hut
Good job and thanks for protecting us from the ear rape when they all started yelling lol
It’s funny how this came out the day after the leader of ISIS got taken out
I like how when he said ISIS my Google Assistant actived
I do not feel bad for laughing at this. This is great
The victory song out of nowhere made me laugh so hard. 🤣😂
This is better than second channel content!
Pawns shop chili sounds like a great asbestos flavor
Let's gooo another video from the Dooooo
Hey there, owner of two Tim Hortons locations here, “Adam” or Lawl is a mega chad. Coffee F1532 over and out
Now that it’s no longer January I see there’s a lot more worthy content
i was having a good time watching while eating then it went to Turd Talk. goddamit 🤣🤣
When he said just Vietnam eyes that had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha yesss I love insurgency sandstorm you guys are hilarious
Yumi is fitting in nicely I love it
They make the Pizza Hut joke then I get a domino’s ad as soon as they finish 😂
Nice, Insurgency is so fun with the right team. That's why I like Payday 2 too 😁
That cuppa Joe fuggin got me, bro.
Your right I will feel bad about laughing but then I'll laugh again because I really don't give a shit.
That NPC voice was spot on
I JUST got into insurgency Sandstorm and i was hoping you guys would play it!
3 seconds in and I’m already spitting out my drink? That’s gotta be a record
Me: reads title
Also me: no,no I don’t think I will
I never once felt bad laughing.
They can’t call it a “tard kitchen” anymore- now it’s a ‘slow cooker’
10:18 ✨ISISTERS✨
God damn do I love the goons and spoon together!!!
Apparently I watched this video at the most appropriate time. Taking a dump at work. 😂
I didn't feel remotely bad for laughing at this, you got yourself a sub!
Dude im a muslim and an arab and still enjoyed this vid
the mispellings are so funny lmao
Bruh when I tell you I’ve never turned my phone off any faster I mean it, I had my volume up when I clicked on the video and my parents were right there. I ended up just walking away laughing
11:44 LLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO(jk but really lol)
I slipped a multi pack of mars bars into my grandas funeral jacket and giggle about it today, feeling bad for laughing is long behind these days lmao
Bruh, I got a Dominos ad immediately after the Pizza Hut joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The word "boofed" has become a part of my normal vocabulary. Thanks goons and yumi
12:35 probably why he changed his race
It's been a year you deserve a like and comment.
@@itzachu9411 LMAO thank you
11:53 you put this here because most people don't get past 5 minutes. Jokes on you, people read the comments lmao
I really hope this game continues to get more traction. best fps on the market.
Turduckin is absolutely legendary
This is the kind of gaming I miss.
it is dangerous watching you guys while eating i choked like 3 times
The way every year should start: a holy war.
20 seconds in and already loving the jokes