Planetary Annihilation 5v5 Team Armies - Bad Manners

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  • @zeesalvador2184
    @zeesalvador2184 7 років тому +84

    Officer: sir, the enemy just launched 10, 50 megaton nukes at us!
    Commander: raise the umbrellas!

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone 6 років тому +1

      Greatest bit is that they probably wouldn't be very affected by those, hence the umbrella and not the anti nukes xD
      What are their nukes measured with, Gigatons? Teratons?

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 6 років тому

      @@Firesgone Progenitor Bullshit Hypertech(TM) nukes have yields in the yottatons. For when Zerg Rushing is underkill and Death Stars are overkill.

  • @blackdebt0012
    @blackdebt0012 3 роки тому +30

    When watching the memes I had no idea this was the same guy who made all those PA vids a while ago. Good times!

  • @gammafighter
    @gammafighter 9 років тому +459

    "The moons are going to hit... Which one is going towards the other?... No, they're probably going to hit at the same time."
    What... what other possibility is there?

    • @Musabre
      @Musabre 9 років тому +51

      +gammafighter xD
      The confusion is strong here.

    • @TrojanPiece
      @TrojanPiece 8 років тому +4

      I didn't even know that moons could naturally hit each other without halley in this game.
      So is that a vanilla map in the game? If so I wonder which one it is

    • @Smetanol_
      @Smetanol_ 8 років тому +7

      it's the question of "Who's on top?"

    • @nicoleo1881
      @nicoleo1881 7 років тому

      gammafighter nnj

    • @aidancrouch601
      @aidancrouch601 7 років тому

      gammafighter they might miss

  • @Xalthir
    @Xalthir 10 років тому +58

    Had a 3v3 today where a guy just tried to run my commander at the other player's commander, he was the only random cause me and my friend were on the team as well. He thought he knew best so I told him to stop or I was deleting the commanders and forfeiting. He thought he was slick- guess a four minute waste of time was worth it to him? You did the right thing deleting the nukes, fuck that guy.

  • @Lelldorin84
    @Lelldorin84 9 років тому +150

    This is why I hate shared units. You don't know who is fucking everything up. A nuke launch should state who launched it in order to punish griefers.
    You would have had this game done at the 40min mark if you didn't get nuked twice.

    • @twurkeyonly
      @twurkeyonly 7 років тому +4

      Japan?

    • @HeyGuy4321
      @HeyGuy4321 7 років тому +3

      Lelldorin84
      Disgusting fucking dirtbags. It's amazing to me this game has no way of voting someone out or at least finding out who is doing what. I don't have this game so maybe there might be.

    • @Zoey--
      @Zoey-- 7 років тому +5

      What kind of game allows shared units like this? Great idea. Let's allow griefing and encourage it because nobody will know you did it and everyone can interrupt everyone elses strategy. Top idea. Might as well be a 1 vs1 not a 5 vs 5.

    • @independencewarrior3402
      @independencewarrior3402 7 років тому +1

      IT was three times

    • @ErikaWeiss633
      @ErikaWeiss633 7 років тому

      Yeah, I would've kicked the player who did it, because no one needs a little fucker doing it just because his computer is lagging. Guess what, don't play if your computer can't handle it.

  • @ladouceurmatt
    @ladouceurmatt 10 років тому +52

    PA should have a notification of who is firing what nukes if in teams.

  • @cadenrobert4912
    @cadenrobert4912 9 років тому +21

    when in doubt think like a Tyranid

  • @constrruxt_6199
    @constrruxt_6199 7 років тому +6

    "The moons are going to collide and you have to escape to money ball or hell"

  • @Zoms101
    @Zoms101 6 років тому +2

    Commander detected.
    Hey did you hear? An enemy commander has been detected.
    Something's been detected. You know what was detected? An enemy commander!

  • @lauhayden
    @lauhayden 10 років тому +118

    oh man, teamkillers are the worst. =(

    • @hecklar_
      @hecklar_ 9 років тому +3

      Wen he sed small D=B ppl I died

  • @thelocalshaman8024
    @thelocalshaman8024 Рік тому +2

    so this is why i remembered the channel name

  • @beasthunter1516
    @beasthunter1516 7 років тому +7

    10:44 ITS THE TRAVELER

  • @slykirbythe_last_elemental3813
    @slykirbythe_last_elemental3813 7 років тому +1

    i think that guy was trying to take out everything so he could take all the gory for the win. but he forgot that his teammates could see what he's doing. either that or he was trying to help the other team win because he thought he was on that team.

  • @alamp7640
    @alamp7640 10 років тому

    That was the most glitch game I watch it started to heart my eyes wit the rendering problems in the moons. You fought a fair game Master and your anger towards your allied is more then fair too.

  • @taradile3821
    @taradile3821 7 років тому

    Wow this game is more tactical and impressive than I first thought it to be

  • @jackhenderson2562
    @jackhenderson2562 7 років тому +6

    Physics tells me that those big ass buildings would throw off the orbit of the moon and affect the collision

  • @Donutgames00
    @Donutgames00 5 років тому

    Always a pleasure to watch Planetary silliness

  • @mohammadfiroozi4603
    @mohammadfiroozi4603 7 років тому

    As long you have to go on a different level you can see what the future of you will do and your life will be better and more fun to get to know your friends or your
    The best part about this

  • @lidltraut8258
    @lidltraut8258 7 років тому

    Damn you got some nerves to not freak out at the second nuke attack. Id probably go freakin berserk if something like that happens twice or simply leave the match right away

  • @alexanderanderson3221
    @alexanderanderson3221 3 роки тому +4

    Thought this was gonna be an eu4 video

  • @jesuschrist8042
    @jesuschrist8042 8 років тому +2

    Each utter and the utter ones. Everyutter person needs to do something.

  • @maxybaer123
    @maxybaer123 7 років тому +1

    30:41 that shot looks so cool

  • @sevenupkiet4333
    @sevenupkiet4333 8 років тому +13

    your gameplay makes my eyes hurt

  • @Terminatorgeden
    @Terminatorgeden 7 років тому +1

    This game is reminding me of supreme commander

  • @myAhero
    @myAhero 7 років тому +6

    i enjoyed this video dude.... last time i played a match like this i was swarmed with kyjus (i think, orbital battleships) also... y u no use the moons?

  • @littlewubby2927
    @littlewubby2927 7 років тому +2

    its so crazy i dont remember you having a speech impediment

  • @MiniGamePainter
    @MiniGamePainter 10 років тому +22

    This game seems like crazy micro managing.

    • @Flash244MCGaming
      @Flash244MCGaming 10 років тому +17

      thats basically the rts genre for ya

    • @Fusurugi
      @Fusurugi 10 років тому +29

      flash244gaming
      RTS is not all about microing like crazy.
      But the damn south koreans are too good at this shit, so they roflstomp everything either way.

    • @Flash244MCGaming
      @Flash244MCGaming 10 років тому

      XD yeah thats true

    • @HomerGunther
      @HomerGunther 9 років тому +5

      +MiniGamePainter honestly i would have to say this is alot more of a Macro game, compared to things like Starcraft or even C&C.
      With how slow the units move and the fact that they basically never miss it becomes a game of numbers as opposed to a twitchy micro battle.
      and, considering people usually just set production buildings to one unit and turn on infinite build you don't really need to worry about keeping up with production either.
      although, there is a bit more micro to worry about when you have 5 people on a team, but you also have 5 people doing it so it balances to a degree.

    • @Fusurugi
      @Fusurugi 9 років тому +8

      It would be nice if someone could develop a game where you're not facerolled when you take your time. These days, RTS means single player for me or tankrushing my buddies in LAN or closed game because to them I'm the same killjoy the koreans are to me.

  • @chrisbartow192
    @chrisbartow192 6 років тому +2

    "or we have to to to the udder ones im not sure"

  • @chad4501
    @chad4501 3 роки тому +4

    2021 recommended wtf

  • @meid4126
    @meid4126 7 років тому

    5 players spawning on the uters 0:11 😅😅😅😅😂😂

  • @aurorauplinks4703
    @aurorauplinks4703 7 років тому +1

    WHEN PLANETOIDS KISS AND GRIND

  • @daniellozano8590
    @daniellozano8590 8 років тому +5

    Rofl I'm going to roast you. "Let's help are teammate" Boi if you don't

    • @Noobymanfire
      @Noobymanfire 7 років тому +1

      Daniel lozano Who gives a shit. He ain't writing an essay.

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 7 років тому

      Noobymanfire I think he meant to be sarcastic.

    • @Noobymanfire
      @Noobymanfire 7 років тому

      Justin Clayton I know I was joking.

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 7 років тому

      Noobymanfire Alright, my bad.

  • @nigelharvey640
    @nigelharvey640 9 років тому +14

    I keep thinking he is saying advanced fappers

    • @ZeroPointAlpha
      @ZeroPointAlpha 9 років тому +2

      +Nigel Harvey They essentially spoo raw materials onto whatever they're building so it works.

  • @XxNZxXDivisionary
    @XxNZxXDivisionary 7 років тому

    Never seen this game before, reminded me of Supreme Commander at first sight.

  • @andromonphoenix2711
    @andromonphoenix2711 7 років тому

    BUILD A TELEPORTER AND EVACUATE THE DEATH STAR!

  • @edwardcoker98
    @edwardcoker98 9 років тому +9

    I think that the people who were nuking you were in a skype call and their friends were on the other team and they were helping the other team

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 років тому

      Maybe you should learn how to build a proper text

  • @xSRGman
    @xSRGman 2 роки тому +7

    So is this what the average Chinese war looks like?

  • @zachgreen4182
    @zachgreen4182 5 років тому

    You should play with Table and Chums! You two would have a blast!

  • @swarburton24
    @swarburton24 7 років тому

    I never seen so much ADHD of the mousewheel in my life.

    • @ryanrennell8295
      @ryanrennell8295 7 років тому

      Simon Warburton he we have the adhd user to try and be cool but it is the opposite it makes them sound stupid as a person with adhd i can say it is no joke

  • @loi_cy
    @loi_cy 3 роки тому +1

    why did i get this on my reccomended i dont even know what this game is

  • @timur5241
    @timur5241 5 років тому

    War... war never changes...

  • @moot1119
    @moot1119 9 років тому

    Its so close you could blow up a bot fabber on the other side and provide enough delta v to push it into the lava planet

  • @henrybone11
    @henrybone11 10 років тому +1

    if team killers just start nuking commanders why don't they just delete them all?

  • @egeege-jz6nm
    @egeege-jz6nm 7 років тому +8

    they need to ad this game no frendly fire or some 1 if frendly fires he need to be banned.

  • @Torskel
    @Torskel 7 років тому

    dyslexic, their(there), are(our).

  • @maxybaer123
    @maxybaer123 7 років тому

    this game should have a no lag mode where it doesn't render unit models and only renders the symbols

  • @GhostSlay3r
    @GhostSlay3r 10 років тому +1

    Have u MasterofRoflness ever played supreme commander2? I preefer that game to you to record :) PS. Big fan! :D

  • @GeneralMetrac
    @GeneralMetrac 10 років тому

    This is the exact reason the only time I team battle is with friends who are in a teamspeak channel. No bs with random idiots. You would have won the match over 20 minutes earlier if not for your crappy teammates.

  • @stewtopia4022
    @stewtopia4022 7 років тому

    It turns out it wa s Alex the whole time dun dun dun!!!!

  • @Mothanick
    @Mothanick 7 років тому +2

    the udder

  • @NC0585
    @NC0585 7 років тому

    you should have made the moon collide with the lava planet
    deprive them of a new home

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 7 років тому

      Maximus It wouldn't have destroyed the planet completely... Though it would have denied them a large chunk of potential resources.

  • @nikbates23
    @nikbates23 10 років тому

    Alot of people now are using the space transport vehicle to take there commander and land inside a crack in the planet making them impossible to see on the map

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 7 років тому

    Where was that mama had a chicken quote from? I'm thinking of ren and stimpy but that can't be it.
    Couldn't someone attempt to move their moon out of the way?

  • @alexandershaduri1984
    @alexandershaduri1984 10 років тому

    Guys, sorry for a noobish question, what was likely the rationale behind nuking own units? What did that person stand to gain for the team or his personal enjoyment?

    • @56bturn
      @56bturn 9 років тому

      +Alexander Shaduri If we knew the answer to that, the internet would have far less trolls.

  • @peaceman3013
    @peaceman3013 5 років тому +1

    10/10 good power point

  • @weeblewobble1235
    @weeblewobble1235 7 років тому

    Look at CHAT I WAS SO BOTHERED 7:08

  • @JNelsonArt
    @JNelsonArt 10 років тому +1

    why build air facts on those little colliding planets though you loose all those units

  • @MrGiovannisassano
    @MrGiovannisassano 7 років тому +1

    you should have guarded your beach head and added planet rockets and shot hell in to the sun GG!!

  • @angeloid_
    @angeloid_ 7 років тому

    So.. This game is basically Supreme Commander 3... Interesting... *buy*

  • @timur5241
    @timur5241 5 років тому

    Who was launching your nukes at your areas?

  • @nazrat3747
    @nazrat3747 10 років тому

    i find that anchors are usually better for taking out slammers sent my unit cannons

    • @jacobklein-cohen3704
      @jacobklein-cohen3704 10 років тому

      True, they could take out the slammers both while they are in the air, and on the ground, but umbrellas are somewhat effective.

  • @xXrebuXx
    @xXrebuXx 5 років тому

    You could create some interesting strategies with moving the moon

  • @raven800plays
    @raven800plays 7 років тому

    i really want to like this game but there's so much crap to keep track of that it becomes way too overwhelming

  • @StoneRocks21
    @StoneRocks21 7 років тому +1

    Did the Supreme Commander maker make this game?

  • @StealyAf
    @StealyAf 7 років тому

    It's their ahhh carcinomas in my eye balls

  • @mightygeneral4359
    @mightygeneral4359 7 років тому

    this game should have a star wars mod

  • @narwhalgoesmoo3917
    @narwhalgoesmoo3917 7 років тому

    97,000th subscriber :D I really like this game

  • @AlexH279
    @AlexH279 10 років тому +29

    O hey look its me. Alexh279

    • @MasterofRoflness
      @MasterofRoflness  10 років тому +9

      Eyyyy

    • @bf1513
      @bf1513 8 років тому +1

      +KryptonRaze now, tell us who was that guys who was nuking theyr team?

    • @Jack-yz5ws
      @Jack-yz5ws 8 років тому

      +KryptonRaze Your a year late, your friend could have been named a thousand things during that time and you're also implying that one person cannot be named the same

    • @TrojanPiece
      @TrojanPiece 8 років тому

      Are you the creator of that map?

  • @ThyRat-King
    @ThyRat-King 5 років тому

    E N E M Y C O M M A N D E R D E T E C T E D

  • @idiotandco.1750
    @idiotandco.1750 10 років тому +102

    Your spelling!

    • @OMamifero
      @OMamifero 9 років тому +35

      "Its their" I died

    • @fearthetribbles2283
      @fearthetribbles2283 7 років тому +9

      Or *are* teammates

    • @Matt-nx6uu
      @Matt-nx6uu 7 років тому +3

      So I thought about trying out the game, as it's rotting away in my Steam library, and this made me regret purchasing it and want to ass-chug bleach. The creator was involved with this shit post of a vid?

    • @sirbacon5419
      @sirbacon5419 7 років тому +1

      Storm ᅚᅚ ikr "its their" " try to help are teammate" his spelling and grammar is so bad its cringe

    • @RDshadows
      @RDshadows 7 років тому

      Some people are just primitive, especially the hyper-racist ones.

  • @MegaMatthew84
    @MegaMatthew84 7 років тому +1

    there not their, our not are

  • @maartencuyvers6017
    @maartencuyvers6017 7 років тому

    Why does this feel like supreme commander?

  • @Cman775
    @Cman775 10 років тому

    I'm debating whether I should get this game or not. Been reading a lot of reviews and it's kind of a mixed bag. Not sure what to make of it.

    • @dokidokiduckie
      @dokidokiduckie 10 років тому

      I'd suggest it. The art style is beautiful and the idea of 3d terrains as well as inter-planetary battle create an extremely interesting dynamic. Unlike many RTS' s in recent memory PA really makes you think and act in a unique way. It's not perfect, but it's definitely worth it.

  • @Lavafire1
    @Lavafire1 10 років тому

    Never try to kill a man's waifu.

    • @kastomono
      @kastomono 8 років тому

      Never even THINK about killing another man's waifu.

  • @blakewebb4431
    @blakewebb4431 8 років тому

    i was thinking what if u rushed a halley on one of those. or werent they launchable

  • @Noshott794
    @Noshott794 8 років тому +3

    The udder ones......

  • @Loulabelle100
    @Loulabelle100 7 років тому

    Planetary annihilation isn't working for me. It just says mounting client mods and doesn't load.

  • @thedragonknight3432
    @thedragonknight3432 7 років тому

    i have never heard of this game

  • @khaledguesmi6819
    @khaledguesmi6819 7 років тому

    please always try to explain what are you doing and thanks i'm a big fan

  • @happymanadventures
    @happymanadventures 8 років тому +3

    I like how you said that you stole the name

  • @All0Mighty0Power
    @All0Mighty0Power 8 років тому

    12:02 this man has clearly never been to buff fest were it all cow meat in every way shape an form with no judgement till you try it.

  • @somebread695
    @somebread695 10 років тому +3

    i always lose to other players and i think i'm not expanding fast enough
    how do i fix my problem of not going faster? do you have any advice?

    • @MasterofRoflness
      @MasterofRoflness  10 років тому +3

      Always have it on your mind and keep expanding

    • @somebread695
      @somebread695 10 років тому

      ok thanks i will ^-^

    • @bucketheadklan
      @bucketheadklan 9 років тому +2

      oh and love the shift key. always make them do alot of things in terms of fabbers. idle fabbers are the main reason for under expansion

  • @TrojanPiece
    @TrojanPiece 8 років тому

    Wait, does this map exist on the game, or is it a community-made map/ a mod? I've never heard the moons/planets colliding with each other naturally in this game.

    • @Stolskai
      @Stolskai 8 років тому

      TrojanPiece I am unsure if it's community made, but yes planets can collide and if they do it exterminates all units on either planet

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 7 років тому

      There's at least one default map that does this, it's called Annihilator System if I'm not mistaken. The idea of that one is that two players or teams spawn on separate planets and try to get their laser online to destroy the other planet before they collide.

  • @aess7137
    @aess7137 8 років тому

    Just wondering, have anyone here had the problem that when you engage enemy commander you get a big FPS drop? Please help have been researching the problem for awhile now and no results...

  • @saltypatchkids8726
    @saltypatchkids8726 7 років тому

    6:55 Wrong "Their" its there

  • @peterprice14
    @peterprice14 9 років тому

    looks like supreme commander but in space :D cool, all they need to do now is make the graphics a little better :)

  • @jamesbrewster8947
    @jamesbrewster8947 9 років тому

    ok i have a question!!! on steam, it only shows the DLC's i can buy but i cant actually find the game itself... if u can help me with this i'd be so thankful!

    • @MMBxperience
      @MMBxperience 9 років тому

      +James Brewster I think the button is on the upper right of the shop side, below are the dlcs

  • @devinmaxwell2955
    @devinmaxwell2955 7 років тому

    He messed up there he said it's their

  • @imglidinhere
    @imglidinhere 7 років тому

    Zoom in zoom out. Zoom in zoom out. Zoom in zoom out. Zoom in zoom out. Zoom in zoom out.
    Seriously dude, chill with the camera...

  • @drogs6253
    @drogs6253 9 років тому

    Rated R for Language *Booming voices intensified*

  • @greenbeam8814
    @greenbeam8814 7 років тому

    6:52 uses their instead of there

  • @fashionbeard
    @fashionbeard 7 років тому +2

    6:54 there*

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 років тому

      I really think he pronounced "their" wrong, based on all his mistakes lol

  • @Waitedboat4
    @Waitedboat4 8 років тому +11

    Do you know what English is?

    • @Noobymanfire
      @Noobymanfire 7 років тому +4

      Do you know what a grammar nazi is?

  • @rkkrt4283
    @rkkrt4283 6 років тому

    "Its their" Dont you mean "Its there"?

  • @kaelstarwynd9063
    @kaelstarwynd9063 7 років тому +7

    This game is a cool design and idea, but it's executed horribly. Either the planetoids need to be larger or the units need to be scaled down cause I just can't wrap my head around the fact that my robot is like half a mile tall .-.

    • @bobby5569
      @bobby5569 6 років тому +4

      I know that this comment was from a year ago but still, you have to remember that this was made in 2014. 4 years ago, not many games had the SIM speed to compete with this magnificent as it was but in order to minimize lag, they had to have probably make the units and planets out of proportion just so the player could have a good and enjoyable time.

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone 6 років тому

      From what I have seen of the Devs commenting on this issue, its more like your commander is around mile tall... They use a different measuring system that isn't meters according to them even if the unit scaling pics they have measure in "m"
      For the forests, its on record that those are actually just stand ins for forests and such. Not to scale with the units.
      They did admit that the units were out of scale with the planets, but IRL... well compare those elevated platforms (the ones you can build on and walk up a ramp onto) and say they're somewhere between Mt. Everest and that one super mountain on Mars and our units are not exactly out of scale despite being miles tall. The planets are just down scaled so we don't have to play on maps as big as or bigger than the largest planet setting available in game (its HUGE, just too big for remotely quick matches, at least from my experience)
      In fanfiction people usually just falsely interpret the scaling charts as meters so that they can have units move around on planets without concern of each footstep by their commanders being an apocalyptic event for organics nearby.
      As for units of time? No idea. Fans take game events as real time, ignoring movement of celestial bodies.

  • @sigmachad96
    @sigmachad96 9 років тому

    What's with the massive FPS drops every now and then?

    • @ZeroPointAlpha
      @ZeroPointAlpha 9 років тому

      +Nicki Minaj Seeing as someone was taking everyone else's units and moving them wherever they pleased, it's probable that they were also taking everyone else's frames.

  • @sirmissalot8065
    @sirmissalot8065 8 років тому

    Oh my Gosh! that nukes from your teammate -.- realy painfull to watch!
    i think they should add a chat message where you can see who launches nukes in your team and an option to votekick a player... i dont know if there is an option to do that because i bought the first release of the game and even if the titan one is much much better i will never get it (i will not push money up the ass of developers that fuck up that hard the first time)

  • @EvilNecroid
    @EvilNecroid 5 років тому

    how do u set it up so they hit?

  • @EvilNecroid
    @EvilNecroid 7 років тому

    31:06 im confused

  • @CoffeeQuilava
    @CoffeeQuilava 10 років тому

    can we get a map export?