That movie 'Velocipastor' is ridiculous. Watched it a few months ago as a joke, it's so bad but because it was intentional it keeps you entertained the whole time. 10/10 would recommend.
That comedian is Stavros Helkias. He got a lot of good stuff on pretty much all video platforms. If you're in North America, he's currently on tour (US and Canada).
10:42 “Are bears that timid? Wait, the saying is ‘If it’s brown lay down; if it’s black fight back’ for bears, right?” Correct! The saying for pigs is “If it attack, it ain’t a snack; if it fits on a griddle, make that shit sizzle.”
Most animals will avoid a fight unless its absolutely necessary. Many injuries, such as a broken leg, are an almost guaranteed death, so its not worth it in most cases if the "prey" is going to fight back.
Actual made me smile so much when you said glasgow, you were pretty close! It's pronounced 'Glaz - go', so you done pretty damn well, thank you 😊 Love from a fellow Glaswegian (weegie for short lol) 🏴
I watched Velocipastor with my old roommates and I swear I almost blacked out from laughing so hard at the VFX: Car On Fire. We were talking about printing that specific scene out and framing it in our living room.
Definitely the most edited videos here! I have a VOD+Clips channel, but it's a side thing I get around to when I have time. Twitch overall has the most content as I stream almost daily, but edited videos in terms of length and quality is here. TikTok is ok and has daily posting, but is only a slight taste/preview for the content on Twitch and YT
@Kruzadar thank you. btw I wanted to ask, how do you get into doing videos and editing because I know nothing of editing, but I wanna get into making videos but idk what my first video should be
Dude. I'm currently at the H. Waiting for a triple bypass. Bored outta my mind. This vid.... holy fuck... literaly laught my heart out... heading into the OR as I'm typing... Was sick of waiting. You Are FKN AWESOME!
Finally found a 3rd thing named Jeffrey and it's a cyst. We will be sending him a letter requesting him to join our secret society. Everyone knows some version of the name Jeffrey, but almost no Jeff knows another. Our goal is to end this injustice
12:00 I made a menu like that when I was a kid, though it was more extensive (and in more of a pamphlet form). My mom still has it somewhere, and my older siblings still make fun of me for it :P
That movie 'Velocipastor' is ridiculous. Watched it a few months ago as a joke, it's so bad but because it was intentional it keeps you entertained the whole time. 10/10 would recommend.
Kruz Movie Night needs to be a thing. Velocipastor and Who Killed Captain Alex are both a must.
I've seen it atleast 6 times
the high five scene
I would literally pay money to support a Kruz written and directed movie with the gaming crew
That comedian is Stavros Helkias. He got a lot of good stuff on pretty much all video platforms. If you're in North America, he's currently on tour (US and Canada).
exactly what i needed on a hungover morning. keep up the amazing work, Madi!
Kruz: "They sound like Star Wars guns!"
Me: "No, they do not..." *replays clip* "oh my gosh, my entire life has been a lie."
These try not to laughs are so great to watch getting ready for work!! So glad I ran across this channel too funny
As a Scot, I don't think I've heard a worse attempt at pronouncing Glasgow 😂 for future reference, Glaz-Go! 😄
Glaz-Cow?
@@kparker66677 nope, go, cow is the Americanised way of saying it and it's awful haha
(for non scotts) It's also called the glaswegian accent
@@gordonng8090 i think that may be even harder for them to try and pronounce
@@Fishbowl50 exactly 😈
10:42 “Are bears that timid? Wait, the saying is ‘If it’s brown lay down; if it’s black fight back’ for bears, right?”
Correct! The saying for pigs is “If it attack, it ain’t a snack; if it fits on a griddle, make that shit sizzle.”
If it attacks me, I'm pulling out my spear (actually have a real spear).
"doughnuts, I love doughnuts" LMAO that clip had me dead
VelociPastor was unironically funny, Franky Mermaid is a great character with an even better character arc.
The song at 9:07 is Berris Fueller by Billy Marchiafava
Glaswegian accent. Someone from Glasgow ("Glaz-go").
I came here just for this she actually butchered it 😂😂
13:22 I can’t help but think that is weirdly the funniest thing I’ve seen, comedic GOLD!
10:50 If it's brown lay down, if it's black fight back, if it's white goodnight
out of context this comment could be misconstrued as racist 🤣
9:49 Damn i've probably never seen anyone look so offended yet amused at the same time
That Scottish couple at the beginning there, man, that was a heck of an airplane spin she put on the guy. XD
That comedians name is Stavros, hes been on Ludwig’s podcast. Absolutely hilarious dude
Most animals will avoid a fight unless its absolutely necessary. Many injuries, such as a broken leg, are an almost guaranteed death, so its not worth it in most cases if the "prey" is going to fight back.
4:39 DAMMIT KRUZ YOU MADE ME BREAK 🤣
Loveed it Kruz and was that a Buffpro in those recomendeds? :D
Tbh I don't even watch these for the challenge I specifically watch these so I can laugh as hard as I can 💀
Never fails
I never thought being called stinky would bring me so much joy… yet here we are
Love your content Kruz.
Hope you have continued success.
Kruz has the greatest content...I always look forward to a new video no matter what the subject is!
9:49 I saw it coming since the joke normally is "small wand so they whisper it", but man something about that clip rolled me lmao
Actual made me smile so much when you said glasgow, you were pretty close! It's pronounced 'Glaz - go', so you done pretty damn well, thank you 😊
Love from a fellow Glaswegian (weegie for short lol) 🏴
Kruz: “They didn’t even put in?”
Me, a degenerate: “That’s what she said 😎”
love the try not to laugh vids keep it up XD
I’m on a Kruz binge and I will say it was needed.
1:34 The dogs the ref
The guy shouting avada kedavra from the top of his lungs because his "wand" is huge got me... and then I went back and rewatched it 10 times.
That cow is gonna feed so many people
That dude’s laugh at velocipastor is A+
Second video with the accent had me thinking:
"YOU! YES, YOU BEHIND THE CRANK SHED!"
i finally laughed at the vr bar fight one damn it
I just took a shower. LOL
Little did you know that only a couple months later, Proximity Chat would be added into a Battle Royale Game.
"8:40"
Taylor looks like a super chill dude
kruz just pure gagging on the word Glasgow
proximity chat,death comms and lobby chat MW2 style would be gold
"Velocipastor" He's a man of the Clawth
As someone who consumes YLYL content almost daily. The best and funniest I’ve found are Media share live streams.
I watched Velocipastor with my old roommates and I swear I almost blacked out from laughing so hard at the VFX: Car On Fire. We were talking about printing that specific scene out and framing it in our living room.
No joke, You always make my day by uploading these Madi
"Donuts, I love donuts" 😂😂😂 6:30
That shark outfits were at a bad bunny concert. There are usually 5-10 of them in the concert 😂
Velocipastor is hilarious by the way and I was 1 clip away and the seagul made me chuckle GOOOD DAMN IIIT
Black bears are the most timid. A house cat will scare them
the saying for bears is "if it's brown lie down, if it's black fight back, if it's white say goodnight"
Thats why h1z1 will always be the goat with proximity chat. Shit was the best
What is song at 9:10 called?
bbno$ - brainless
@@TheJernej00 Billy Marchiafava - BERRIS FUELLER
@@jasondrake6279 thats the one , thanks
10:47 no the saying goes, "if it ain't brown, don't bring it around" fr fr 🥶💯
6:32 i love kruz's genuine reaction LMAO
I love the choker that you have on Kruz!
U should totally do the headphones game with as much people as u can i would love a video on that so much
Oh my god dude I DIED at the hand in the glass
Hey, where do you post most of your videos? I found you on Twitch and loved your humor, but I wanna be where the most action is
Definitely the most edited videos here! I have a VOD+Clips channel, but it's a side thing I get around to when I have time. Twitch overall has the most content as I stream almost daily, but edited videos in terms of length and quality is here. TikTok is ok and has daily posting, but is only a slight taste/preview for the content on Twitch and YT
@Kruzadar thank you. btw I wanted to ask, how do you get into doing videos and editing because I know nothing of editing, but I wanna get into making videos but idk what my first video should be
10:55 the best way to deal with bears is to be sure to go with someone who runs slower than you.
Dude. I'm currently at the H. Waiting for a triple bypass. Bored outta my mind. This vid.... holy fuck... literaly laught my heart out... heading into the OR as I'm typing... Was sick of waiting. You Are FKN AWESOME!
I feel 10:20, me and my grandad had a 5 minute argument of where one was gobbling in roost this morning 😂.
Kruz makes my mid life crisis less crisisy ❤️
I laughed so much more than I expected
This episode should’ve been called easy mode. 😂
My weekend doesn't start until your try not to laugh video is posted.
9:55 made me laugh so fuckin hard, the look of shock on her face is gold
That necklace is wild, I love it
the apex legends 'friends in same match' one got me hard
UA-cam page Suducktive 14:58
Aye it's Taylor 😂🤙🏽 15:07
Have a great day Kruz keep making the amazing content 👍👍
Someone get this man his ice bucket nomination!
Did not expect Stav to show up in one of these video.
Its the last few that really got me to crack
2:39 minute it's a Bad Bunny concert. Yes people go dressed as sharks and they go together. it's awesome
9:22 my mom snatching my lemons as a kid when going out to eat literally every time •_•
Oh shit, I think that's like the second time ever I've heard a Northern Irish accent in a meme. Amazing
The saying for bears is if it’s black: fight back. If it’s brown: get on the ground. If it’s white: you’re going towards the light.
At 16:32 that’s Stavros, he’s a legend especially with his friend Nick Mullen and the bug Adam. You definitely gotta check his stuff out
Black bears will run away from you while brown bears won’t
VFX: car on fire. Broke me
Oh the headphone game 😂
Been wanting to try that
After 42 episodes i "finally" broke. Well time to start over again
Don't you dare touch my ice cream Kruz 😂
I've actually watched velocipastor. It's everything you expect and more. A true masterpiece
Me casually seeing all of these tiktoks on my for you page 2 days before this video
kruzadar you need to look at velicopastor specifically at the end
that cow was built like a Pixar Mom
Best one yet! ✌️❤️
Finally found a 3rd thing named Jeffrey and it's a cyst. We will be sending him a letter requesting him to join our secret society. Everyone knows some version of the name Jeffrey, but almost no Jeff knows another. Our goal is to end this injustice
If you can manage to get yourself off the recommended screen on Prime you’ll find a whole host of goodies on there. Good luck 😂
my grandpas llama once knocked out a bear shit was amazing
The deflated shark made me laugh. WHY?
12:00 I made a menu like that when I was a kid, though it was more extensive (and in more of a pamphlet form). My mom still has it somewhere, and my older siblings still make fun of me for it :P
KRUZ....nominate that man...nominate him right now...
I lost my absolute shit at the screening Voldemort clip.
Kruz there are a lot of movies out there like velocipastor xD one is called Llamageddon
Kruz and Booze = Good Saturday
This chick dresses goth yet bright at the same time. Cream colored hoodie with a choker spiky dog collar necklace. You can kill me now I’m happy.
New kruz video happy Saturday 🙂
I know traky aint a battle Royale per sey but them adding voip was the best thing ever.