When my husband was living, we would go cut our own tree, but it was the experience we were paying for - the time together, the picking out the right tree, the walking together in a forest of trees, etc. - not just the tree. When he died, I bought an artificial tree and I've had it for over 15 years. It holds our ornaments, doesn't need watering, and rather than drag it off to the curb in January, I just pack it up again. Speaking of which, this weekend I will put it together again and put it in the window for my neighbors to enjoy (which they have told me they do). Pretty nice Christmas tradition, actually.
“Dictator” is just another juvenile buzzword thrown around by belligerent bullies who won’t do as they’re told by those who have earned the authority to do so.
A milk shake? The horror! Sounds like Obama and the horrible tan suit debacle back in the day. To compare these crisis situations to 45 and his 91 indictments is ridiculous. Jesse Waters...desperation is not a good look either.
Being a Brit I've spent most of my years on earth thinking the standard of living in the UK and the US are pretty much the same. Since the first lockdown and me taking up social media, I've realised I was totally wrong. The US is obscenely wealthy even compared to western Europe. I had an epiphany watching spring breakers partying in Florida. The kids were dripping with wealth, bling, clothes, cars, at a level that I normally only witness in the movies. The US economy and military have dwarfed every other country since 1945. The bleating, mainly from those on the right, about how it's all so unfair on the US is a delusional lie. The US has basically made up the rules and run the world since the war. Hearing the tale of woe told by fascists like trump is sickening.
The U. S. has a greater disparity between rich and poor, and the gap keeps widening. The minority who are wealthy tend to be very wealthy while the majority struggle to pay the rent and buy groceries.
The straw thing is absolutely ridiculous. These people shouldn't be allowed to talk in public. We were promised The Jetsons but got Idiocracy and Blade Runner instead. What a wonderful world - Joey Ramon
@@markwilliams2620hey, I love my Kia! It's got plenty of zip, keeps up well in traffic (and often gets carried away and goes too fast, lol), AND I still can average 35+ MPG. You can complain about other shyt, just leave my Kia out of it. 😂
Yeah man! Seattle guy here too! Fox thinks sane people believe them. I feel so sorry for their viewers because Fox anchors treat them like idiots, or maybe they are!😂🤣😂
Here it's 5 something at our location store. And they serve the poor people. They're the only store who lets the regulars take carts home. The dollar general next door gets their carts stolen all the time... so often that they order new carts several times a year. The store next door pays a guy with a pickup 20 bucks a week to gather them up around the neighborhood.
Because the right have been doing this since before cancel culture existed......the 80s had them freaking out over D&D. They got a foot in the door early and it's been downhill since.
I live in absolutely average town in ga... At the local grocery store ground beef is $2.99lb. I don't even know where these people get off or how they live with themselves
Or the airport where David Brooks complained about his expensive lunch that turned out to be really expensive because of the really expensive liquor he washed it down with.
@@VladimirPutin-p3t I know about Jordan’s lack of law education. And MTG, Boebert, and many many more. In the Republican Party. And not to be biased. The Dems have elected lawmakers without law degrees TOO.
Fox News (falsely) claimed that turkey costs $90 and you need to use an ID to buy bread. Why the HELL should I believe anything they say about the price of groceries!?
@@mwrkhan The recipe has adapted to many cultures and regions over the centuries. In North America it is almost always ground beef, corn, and mashed potatoes. I've recently tried it with peas and mashed sweet potato... surprisingly good! Shepherd's Pie is a hearty meal, yet reasonably inexpensive and easy to make. Why the name didn't adapt to the meat and become Cowboy Pie, I do not know. ;-]
Record amount ONLINE, not in general. We are all still very much struggling out here and need raises, let’s not pretend greed is not still plaguing the average shopper just to stick it to the MAGAts.
Whenever I hear statements made by members of the GOP and "journalists" of FauxNews, and I remember, that millions of US Americans listen to those AND believe them what they say, I can't help, but think: the idiocy of US Americans is truly unmatched in the world.
I blame the American education system for failing its students. This was caused by the Republicans gutting the funding for education. Thanks a lot, Mitch! I hope this comes back to bite you right where it counts!
Republicans just can't take "Yes!" for an answer.... They're just upset that Hunter won't hide behind closed doors so they can spin the narrative and get sound bytes to enrage their followers... Too bad, so sad!!! 😉
Are you kidding? The party that wants our guns and Hunter has an illegal gun plus Joe wanted every one with a gram of coke to spend 5 years in prison and that's the least of it.
@@theraphshady1465Just like they were in denial of Don Jr. snorting Coke in the White House (by the way, Hunter never goes there, and he wasn't anywhere around there when that coke was found).
Jimmy Kimmel Live is the show that I just can’t get enough of! I love this show so much, I have nightmares if I go to sleep without watching Jimmy Kimmel Live😂🤣😂
Was really really bored! Took lots of organ transplant calls, I worked a lot like 16 hrs a day, so I arrived home very tired and just go to sleep. Now that Jimmy is back I have to watch the show before going to sleep!
I remember my BIL getting my sister a present from Alaska. It was wrapped in local newspapers. We were astounded at the prices of eggs, etc. And this was 20 yrs ago
Chuck Grassley doesn’t know 2023 Iowa, he knows 1983 Iowa. it’s about damn time we get a solid political candidate, Democrat or Republican quite frankly, to run and take his seat!
What a beautiful clip. The story the Mariah fan told about bringing his mom with him to enjoy some of the music that he, himself, enjoyed so, so much as a child entering puberty was, ahem, touching….
He's funny if you ignore some past jokes that South Park writers may as well have written. I used to love kimmel, but the "previously on" thing has gotten annoying. Gotta skip 50 seconds nowadays with most of these shows now before I can enjoy them.
Corporations are getting large and more powerful. The charge what the market will bear. They have no incentive to complete when they're all in kahoots.
Monopolies and greedflation go hand in hand. Egg prices so many people complained about turned out to be a price gouging scheme by egg producers, not because they lost so may layers due to bird flu.
$350 for a tree is absolutely nuts though 😂 In Sweden we pay maybe 50-70 bucks for a really nice, tall one, and $35 for like a half shabby one in the back :P
What kind of trash are you eating? For what they charge at the stores I can go 5 minutes down the road and buy it from an actual local farmer. 7.49/lb Everyone in these comments seems delusional anyway, so I'm not surprised you won't accept reality.
The news on Fox is news. It's shows like Tucker Carlson that are pure opinion. Oh wait Tucker was fired due to the Dominion voting machines lawsuit settlement that cost Fox over 700 million and firing Tucker was part of the deal. So like the.... I can't think of another news corp ideologue....Hannity? The blonde woman?
Thank-you Jimmy! For a few minutes I got to laugh about what's going on in this country instead of SCREAMING MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE F-ING NIGHT!!!!!
Just checked on price of medium bottle of Heinz (brand name) ketchup... $3.28.... looks like FOX is adding the ol'e Trump inflation factor to their figures....
I remember when you went to a lot and found a tree, 25 was overpriced but it was 7 ft high and almost perfect. But yet your husband says it's too high so you go over the lot for an hour and a half, the argument getting bigger by the minute. Then the argument hits its peak, the ultimatum "pick a tree or I'm leaving" comes along so I just point to a tree for my husband to grab... We get the $25 tree home put it in the stand step back only to realize the trunk is is literally in the shape of an S and won't stand straight.. You then grab a coat hook and fishing line and tie it to the wall to hold it as straight as you can get it..... That's the last real tree we ever got......true story, it was in like 93.......also we're divorced now. Just saying...... Lol
I’m not even kidding when I say I don’t know what is facetious and what is true anymore with these Republicans. Not me sitting in the dark at 5am googling ‘Did Jesse Watters really get offended by President Biden drinking through a straw’ 😭😂
Don't waste your time on Jesse Watters, he gets offended by ANYTHING. Just like Gutfield. Drinking through a straw was common in the 1940-1960s. It was an accepted standard. These idiots who can think of nothing else to criticize President Biden about are showing their small-minded desperation (and they should know better).
A bigger question is how it is that drumph can even think of running in the next US election. For we outside the borders, we gaze in aghast. Seth Meyers is spot on, as are all the non-maga population. Just a thought.
I live in NC and I shop at Publix, 85/15 ground beef was $3.27/lb today. A half gallon of milk was $2.49, and a dozen large eggs was $2.39. A loaf of fresh sourdough from the bakery was $3.49, and Kerrygold butter has been the same price, $4.99, since before covid. I don't think those are ridiculously high prices. If you're paying $6/lb for ground beef, you're probably buying the overpriced prepackaged grass fed free range A-5 Wagyu ground beef, you elitist.
Newport RI. Quality eggs are still at least $4-5 here on "the island". Today I got a 12 pk of mini diet cokes and 1 bag of groceries. $57. Organic Irish butter 3.99 1/2 lb. Bacon $10/lb. Healthy grain bread $5, Ezekiel would be $8. If I travel 1/2 hr to MA, I can get better prices.
I'm from nc. I shop mainly at food Lion and I haven't bought a pound of 85/15 ground beef for under $5 a pound in many years. Also a loaf of bread is over $4 which is a 33% increase over the past few years. Please tell us more about this magical grocery store that has been immune to record inflation
I know this is unrelated but I'd like other people's opinion. late night Wars are over and they're all Buds and they should be. We all watch every late night show. Was Stephen Colbert being ill and Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers on sabbatical or vacation whatever you call it. I would like to see one of them step in and be a guest host for Stephen Colbert. I really would like to see Guest House come back so we get shows when the regular host doesn't want to be there for whatever reason or can't be there for whatever reason. Jay Leno and David Letterman got their starts in late night being guest hosts. Anyway it's just a thought
Huh, I literally just went to the meat market today. Bought 5lbs of hamburger for $22.99. Definitely not $6lb. Oh, and one bottle of ketchup $2.99. Why do people even watch Fox News? Also, props to Hunter for making it public to combat their lies.....
To be exact. Fox News is akin to the “enquirer”, or the “sun”. Tabloid media. People who believe Fox News, Also believe “Alien gave birth to Elvis’s baby.”
The problem with the faux thing is that those people line up at the trough for their daily dose of grievance. They're not looking for news, just to be wound up by nonsense.
The only problem is that Trump can scarcely read. He can't do much (reading OR writing) if the words exceed 2 syllables. That's why he put together a picture book! So that people could look at him in all kinds of places and say "Wow, look at this loser!"
The straw thing isn't as ridiculous as it may seem. Many people are speculating that he was sipping the elitist mustard known as "Dijon" through that straw, and he bought it from a guy who was wearing a tan suit which is the most offensive color a suit can be.
I agree. I'm not paying $200 for a tree that will be thrown out in 4 weeks.
Same here, I never had a real tree, I always have fake one, that I can keep and hide till the next generations of Christmas😂
Heck yeah!
When my husband was living, we would go cut our own tree, but it was the experience we were paying for - the time together, the picking out the right tree, the walking together in a forest of trees, etc. - not just the tree. When he died, I bought an artificial tree and I've had it for over 15 years. It holds our ornaments, doesn't need watering, and rather than drag it off to the curb in January, I just pack it up again. Speaking of which, this weekend I will put it together again and put it in the window for my neighbors to enjoy (which they have told me they do). Pretty nice Christmas tradition, actually.
“The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.”
― Niels Bohr
“Dictator” is just another juvenile buzzword thrown around by belligerent bullies who won’t do as they’re told by those who have earned the authority to do so.
Literally grasping at straws 😂
Gasping at straws.
The pun played itself.
🥁ayooo!
Nice!
@@mikeallerton Very Nice!
Rich people like those at Fox, shop at the expensive stores, not the stores at which the common folk shop.
A milk shake? The horror! Sounds like Obama and the horrible tan suit debacle back in the day. To compare these crisis situations to 45 and his 91 indictments is ridiculous. Jesse Waters...desperation is not a good look either.
LOL you just know waters smells of _layers_ of desperation/fear sweat and cologne.
and the spicy mustard ... oh the humanity !
There are a few pictures of straw suction by McDonlard Trunk Google it.
The DIJON mustard thing too
If they can be that upset over a comma, but not be worried about a period!
I love the Angry tree guy.Please bring him on the show
Yes !!
Being a Brit I've spent most of my years on earth thinking the standard of living in the UK and the US are pretty much the same. Since the first lockdown and me taking up social media, I've realised I was totally wrong. The US is obscenely wealthy even compared to western Europe. I had an epiphany watching spring breakers partying in Florida. The kids were dripping with wealth, bling, clothes, cars, at a level that I normally only witness in the movies. The US economy and military have dwarfed every other country since 1945. The bleating, mainly from those on the right, about how it's all so unfair on the US is a delusional lie. The US has basically made up the rules and run the world since the war. Hearing the tale of woe told by fascists like trump is sickening.
The U. S. has a greater disparity between rich and poor, and the gap keeps widening. The minority who are wealthy tend to be very wealthy while the majority struggle to pay the rent and buy groceries.
Poverty is high in the U.S.........Wealth is not shared. Cheers.
The straw thing is absolutely ridiculous. These people shouldn't be allowed to talk in public. We were promised The Jetsons but got Idiocracy and Blade Runner instead. What a wonderful world - Joey Ramon
Blade Runner has pleasure models and skitters. We have Chinese pocket 😻's and Kia's. Maybe if we just added a bad voice over?
You mean Louis Armstrong.
I thought our Aussie morning programmes delivered some shyte but this is unbelievable, and so many Americans seem to lap it up. SMDH.
It watters, what do you expect?
@@markwilliams2620hey, I love my Kia! It's got plenty of zip, keeps up well in traffic (and often gets carried away and goes too fast, lol), AND I still can average 35+ MPG. You can complain about other shyt, just leave my Kia out of it. 😂
Are these people shopping at Whole Foods? I work at a very popular grocery chain and prices are nowhere near $6.
mean ol grasshole! hilarious stuff Jimmy!
Luv it! Luv it!😂🤣😂
He's the one that sleeps through every meeting.
Who the hell is paying $6 a pound for hamburger?! I'm paying $3 a pound for the regular stuff here in Seattle...
I do ,in upstate NY
Yeah man! Seattle guy here too! Fox thinks sane people believe them. I feel so sorry for their viewers because Fox anchors treat them like idiots, or maybe they are!😂🤣😂
Here it's 5 something at our location store. And they serve the poor people. They're the only store who lets the regulars take carts home. The dollar general next door gets their carts stolen all the time... so often that they order new carts several times a year. The store next door pays a guy with a pickup 20 bucks a week to gather them up around the neighborhood.
THEY LIE TO ALL OF THE FOOLS WHO WATCH FOX ENTERTAINMENT!!
Lies lies lies FDT
Omfg, so Fox is straw shaming now? How is this the world i live in???!!!
Next thing you know I'll have to cut my banana up and eat it with a fork.😮
Damit no more hot dogs for me i guess
Because the right have been doing this since before cancel culture existed......the 80s had them freaking out over D&D. They got a foot in the door early and it's been downhill since.
My kids use straws whenever we go out to dinner.... WHAT KIND OF PARENT AM I???
Shut up. Be happy.
If we televise it how can we makes stuff up? You nailed it!
They must be buying hamburger at the same place that other guy bought his $90 turkey
I live in absolutely average town in ga... At the local grocery store ground beef is $2.99lb. I don't even know where these people get off or how they live with themselves
its those MAGAMarts.
Or the airport where David Brooks complained about his expensive lunch that turned out to be really expensive because of the really expensive liquor he washed it down with.
James Comer never went to law school. Let that sink in!!!!
And Jim Jordan never finished.
Two peas in a pod
@@VladimirPutin-p3t I know about Jordan’s lack of law education. And MTG, Boebert, and many many more. In the Republican Party. And not to be biased. The Dems have elected lawmakers without law degrees TOO.
Consistently among the funniest late-night shows. And full swift recovery to Colbert!
What happened to Stephen?
@@EveOne1960 ruptured appendix
@@EveOne1960appendicitis. It burst. Very dangerous.
@@EveOne1960 His appendix ruptured, just after he recovered from Covid.
Apparently a ruptured appendix.
Oh no, a straw! Stop the press😂
Thank god we still have you to watch. Get well soon Stephen Colbert.
Not that he's on this week, but Seth Meyer is really, really good Especially his Closer Look segments.
@@roryotoole3279He’s got good points however when he does that really fast talking, 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
I am missing Stephen Colbert too!
I miss Stephen too, especially whenever he describes people (aka Alter Egos) and his Meanwhile... segments.
Get well soon, Stephen!
Colbert will not be missed
Wow. Biden drinking through a straw? I've never see such a scandal since Obama's tan suit.
Right wingers need their safe space.
Actually, I thought the Dijon mustard was worse! 😜
Fox: The Fake Outrage Machine.
They are the woke ones, but blame the Dems being woke. Russian whataboutism at full display here.
This is surely grounds for impeachment!
Fox News (falsely) claimed that turkey costs $90 and you need to use an ID to buy bread. Why the HELL should I believe anything they say about the price of groceries!?
Hamburger hurting the people they're supposed to Help? 😅
Sadly, the misleading $14 hamberder story is totally effective on ppl who watch Faux News.
I saw the clip about the $90 turkey. For that to be accurate, the turkey would have to weigh 40 lbs!
@@patlynch6517Colbert figured it out on his show, at the average cost of 1.25 a pound it would be a 72 pound turkey.
how would cason don't you know who I am jhaffetz know
he is in Benghazi looking for Clinton's emails
We MUST find out about that comma, period.!!!!
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@@gary-rr7jp -
😂😂😂😂😂
You got Me with thaT
Jail to the Chief 🫡
The orange jumpsuit will go well with his complexion.
Tan Suit and showing arms, remember that anyone? Same ole, Same ole..*eye roll*
How would Jesse know anything about being a man?
The Christmas tree guy pretty much summed things up!!😂😂🎅
That 'Hamburger Helper' comment from FOX News will reach millions and millions of MAGAs who still think fine cuisine is Shepherd's Pie! 🙄
Except they call it "Cumberland pie" and pay $1500 for a tea sized portion lol
Y'all don't you be coming for Shepherd's Pie now 😂
@@PistachioDeanMy thoughts😒
Shepherd's pie is made with lamb. Fine cuisine for the Magas.
@@mwrkhan The recipe has adapted to many cultures and regions over the centuries. In North America it is almost always ground beef, corn, and mashed potatoes. I've recently tried it with peas and mashed sweet potato... surprisingly good! Shepherd's Pie is a hearty meal, yet reasonably inexpensive and easy to make. Why the name didn't adapt to the meat and become Cowboy Pie, I do not know. ;-]
Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what that last guy was going to say.
I laughed so hard at the end. I can't believe he said that in front of a microphone & camera! 😂😂😂
The hesitation before saying it... Neither can he! 😂
To be fair, that video...
"How are we going to make stuff up?" Exactly.
Oh man, a lot of men use straws... this is awkward.
Being on Fox would be so tiring, trying to be outraged at reality every day.
They actually have a laugh on Fox
Forget ground beef! Anyone see the price of hamburder lately?! And how about a cup of covfefe!?!
The whole Kiss or Mariah thing had me in stitches.
Why on Earth did the last guy decide to share that story with everyone? 🤦♂
His mother is his only friend.
Because he's blond.
I don't know but I'm glad he did.
People spent a record amount of money shopping? But i thought they were all griping about inflation ? 🤦♀️ (FYI inflation has gone DOWN since 2020!)
Record amount ONLINE, not in general. We are all still very much struggling out here and need raises, let’s not pretend greed is not still plaguing the average shopper just to stick it to the MAGAts.
@@TahtahmesDiary Blame your boss, don't blame Joe.
They complain about food prices and gas prices and then have 10 blow up Christmas decorations in their yards.
Whenever I hear statements made by members of the GOP and "journalists" of FauxNews, and I remember, that millions of US Americans listen to those AND believe them what they say, I can't help, but think: the idiocy of US Americans is truly unmatched in the world.
... it is the Cult of Willful Ignorance 👍🏼
I blame the American education system for failing its students. This was caused by the Republicans gutting the funding for education. Thanks a lot, Mitch! I hope this comes back to bite you right where it counts!
And the press secretary should absolutely not call on Fox "news" for any questions
Name one good thing Trump has done!
#1
He exposed how many
stuupiid people live among us!
#2
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House Republicans wanted Hunter to say No and make a big deal about him looking guilty.
I agree with you 💯...
Republicans just can't take "Yes!" for an answer.... They're just upset that Hunter won't hide behind closed doors so they can spin the narrative and get sound bytes to enrage their followers... Too bad, so sad!!! 😉
Are you kidding? The party that wants our guns and Hunter has an illegal gun plus Joe wanted every one with a gram of coke to spend 5 years in prison and that's the least of it.
Glad that Hunter called their bluff.
Yup.
I am interested in how they twist him wanting everyone to see being a nefarious scheme to hide from the public.
Jimmy is just so hilarious! I love his jokes , especially mocking Trump and the MAGAnuts Trumpublicans! It makes my night! 😂🤣😂
Mine too!
He's really in his element. Hilarious!
What the hell was that opening scene? A man in a Congo line of rollerbladers?
Same here. I love him and Colbert : )
not nearly as funny as when someone "misgenders" democrats lmfao best meltdowns ive seen
Fox News is okay with Don Jr. sniffing something through a straw.
Well, done Commander.
And FBI is indenial of Hunter sniffing coke in the white house.
yup.... in HIS particular case, there's no way to spell NARCISSISTIC without NARC........
@@theraphshady1465Just like they were in denial of Don Jr. snorting Coke in the White House (by the way, Hunter never goes there, and he wasn't anywhere around there when that coke was found).
@@freya8133But that fact sure didn't stop Fox News from saying that the cocaine had to be Hunter's!
Jimmy Kimmel Live is the show that I just can’t get enough of! I love this show so much, I have nightmares if I go to sleep without watching Jimmy Kimmel Live😂🤣😂
What did u do for 5 mos....I know i was bored as hell 🤣😂😵💫🙄✌️😺
Was really really bored! Took lots of organ transplant calls, I worked a lot like 16 hrs a day, so I arrived home very tired and just go to sleep. Now that Jimmy is back I have to watch the show before going to sleep!
Our beloved President Biden was just so wonderful in Nantucket. He was kind, funny, loving with his family and yes, he enjoyed a milk shake.
Did it bring all the boys to the yard?
@@brianmelendy1194 Damn right! It is, after all, better than yours! 😅
Biden didn’t do sh*t for our country. He’s nice but that’s it, we haven’t had a good president in decades.
@@butterflyeraLook up Biden's accomplishments. Google is your friend. Also, Obama and Bill Clinton were also excellent.
What's the point of living if you can't enjoy a dessert every once in a while!🍨 😋
Oh boy, man drinks with a straw and that is the reaction? Just wow
Alaskans listening to fox complain about $6/lb beef and $6 ketchup: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same thing in California. That's been the going price for years.
I remember my BIL getting my sister a present from Alaska. It was wrapped in local newspapers. We were astounded at the prices of eggs, etc. And this was 20 yrs ago
@@LindaC616 soooo much worse out in the villages too🙁
@@rugby846 I'm sure
I LOVE their "Previously..." introductions. Keep them coming!
As for me, I would be there to see KISS, but also Mariah.
Yes!!!! & Guillermo narration intro too😊😅
LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE?
IT’s VANILLA! BESIDES EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WITH A STRAW 😊
NEVER unsubscribe to an email because that just shows you have an active email address. Always just send it to spam.
And create a filter to send futures from that address directly to spam so that you never see it again
You need to get Liz Cheney on there promoting her new book!! MTG WILL BURST INTO 🔥🤣
Nooo haha this man did not say "This also hurts hamburger helper!"😂😂😂
Chuck Grassley doesn’t know 2023 Iowa, he knows 1983 Iowa. it’s about damn time we get a solid political candidate, Democrat or Republican quite frankly, to run and take his seat!
Chuck Grassley works for the NRA.
The only political party with any moral or legal right to exist is the GOP. This has been the case since the moment it was founded.
I have been using straws to drink milkshakes all my life totally unaware of that it was controversial.
Ignorance is bliss.
Whatever are you going to do now that you know?
Jimmy kills it everytime😂
Yesssss!
Biden: 0 criminal indictments
Trump: 91 felon criminal indictments
Question: what the actual ef?
@@kd5626 And the rest of the world goes....What the f America? Why is Trump even a choice for you?
@@kd5626Hi from Spain. How on earth is Trump even a choice for you?
@@greenbluemonkey Trump is a choice because Biden is a vegetable. Lowest approval ratings for a president in my lifetime.
What good did Biden do for the United States?
@@anarky_jay Biden expanded benefits for veterans, CHIPS act, lowest unemployment, expects loyalty to constitution not to self unlike Trump
On fire monologue tonight!
What a beautiful clip. The story the Mariah fan told about bringing his mom with him to enjoy some of the music that he, himself, enjoyed so, so much as a child entering puberty was, ahem, touching….
Jimmy🎉 got guts. It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values
What values? All I see is him making jokes which his audience applauds, just panders to his audience
It takes a certain level of intelligence to appreciate and comprehend humor.
And that's of course exactly why Qarens never gets the joke 😂
Benedict Donald "love" the poorly educated for a reason 😂
Hey dunks on Trump every night pretty much (comma), and it's great😂
He's funny if you ignore some past jokes that South Park writers may as well have written. I used to love kimmel, but the "previously on" thing has gotten annoying. Gotta skip 50 seconds nowadays with most of these shows now before I can enjoy them.
Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, I’m usually not awake to watch your show but it is a fun way to start my day.
Yes! I'm woke now & here I am.😂
Same here! I usually watch “the morning after”. But here I am, the evening after.
@@carolw8579 Was that a joke?
I have never understood the conclusion that the president can, somehow, just demand prices are lowered....
It's what the media (FOX) has put into people's head.
That joke about cutting down a tree/dad using a chainsaw sounded so Letterman. Love it.
i was thinkin chevy chase in christmas vacation
Corporations are getting large and more powerful. The charge what the market will bear. They have no incentive to complete when they're all in kahoots.
Monopolies and greedflation go hand in hand. Egg prices so many people complained about turned out to be a price gouging scheme by egg producers, not because they lost so may layers due to bird flu.
Whoever came up with the Kiss or Mariah bit deserves a raise.
$350 for a tree is absolutely nuts though 😂 In Sweden we pay maybe 50-70 bucks for a really nice, tall one, and $35 for like a half shabby one in the back :P
Hamburger is nowhere near 6 dollars a pound where I live and neither is a bottle of ketchup. They're smoking meth on fox and friends.😂
You can always switch to chicken, its cheaper. Beef is more expensive to raise.
What kind of trash are you eating? For what they charge at the stores I can go 5 minutes down the road and buy it from an actual local farmer. 7.49/lb
Everyone in these comments seems delusional anyway, so I'm not surprised you won't accept reality.
Trump's hair - OMG😂Looks like he went under a bridge who's height he underestimated.😅😆
probably that clearance sign at McDonalds.
The most expensive comb over in the history of mankind.
And the most ridiculous 😂
@@markmac2206 😄
@@agolftwittler1223 😆
@@MayThereBeWorldPeace 😁👍
Kiss just played (in September) at the Australian grand final half time show.
The entire country lost their minds, the performance was insane!
Fox is indeed an entertainment channel, NOT a news channel! 😂
The "entertainment" part is subjective too.
I say it's an opinion channel.....
"FOX is an entertainment channel not a news channel. We were only foolin'." says FOX legal's answer to Smartmatic's deposition to Murdoch.
The news on Fox is news. It's shows like Tucker Carlson that are pure opinion. Oh wait Tucker was fired due to the Dominion voting machines lawsuit settlement that cost Fox over 700 million and firing Tucker was part of the deal. So like the.... I can't think of another news corp ideologue....Hannity? The blonde woman?
It's no different than "Reality TV" for the people who serially watch it. It's all about the drama, fabricated controversy, mean-girl insults, etc.
Thank-you Jimmy! For a few minutes I got to laugh about what's going on in this country instead of SCREAMING MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE F-ING NIGHT!!!!!
Im pretty sure the reason they said they not running again is because they participated in an insurrection.
Unfortunately, quite a few are Dems. I think Jimmy was right, they're fed up with Boobert and Cancun Cruz.
Stolen elections incite insurrections.
No, we’re not. We’re tired with establishment RINO sellouts who betrayed President Donald John Trump to keep the ball rolling for their oil wars.
Just checked on price of medium bottle of Heinz (brand name) ketchup... $3.28.... looks like FOX is adding the ol'e Trump inflation factor to their figures....
Republican math...by the end of the year it will be $36.00 a bottle.
Laughed from start to finish. Thank you!
I remember when you went to a lot and found a tree, 25 was overpriced but it was 7 ft high and almost perfect. But yet your husband says it's too high so you go over the lot for an hour and a half, the argument getting bigger by the minute. Then the argument hits its peak, the ultimatum "pick a tree or I'm leaving" comes along so I just point to a tree for my husband to grab... We get the $25 tree home put it in the stand step back only to realize the trunk is is literally in the shape of an S and won't stand straight.. You then grab a coat hook and fishing line and tie it to the wall to hold it as straight as you can get it..... That's the last real tree we ever got......true story, it was in like 93.......also we're divorced now. Just saying...... Lol
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I’m not even kidding when I say I don’t know what is facetious and what is true anymore with these Republicans. Not me sitting in the dark at 5am googling ‘Did Jesse Watters really get offended by President Biden drinking through a straw’ 😭😂
Don't waste your time on Jesse Watters, he gets offended by ANYTHING. Just like Gutfield.
Drinking through a straw was common in the 1940-1960s. It was an accepted standard. These idiots who can think of nothing else to criticize President Biden about are showing their small-minded desperation (and they should know better).
Me Too! And I'm a guy! :)
A bigger question is how it is that drumph can even think of running in the next US election. For we outside the borders, we gaze in aghast. Seth Meyers is spot on, as are all the non-maga population. Just a thought.
That Hamburger Helper line was was legit funny.
10:03 Anyone else notice the audience guy? How was this guy not asked to leave??
Remember Republicans mean do as i say not as i do😂😂💀💀
I live in NC and I shop at Publix, 85/15 ground beef was $3.27/lb today. A half gallon of milk was $2.49, and a dozen large eggs was $2.39. A loaf of fresh sourdough from the bakery was $3.49, and Kerrygold butter has been the same price, $4.99, since before covid.
I don't think those are ridiculously high prices. If you're paying $6/lb for ground beef, you're probably buying the overpriced prepackaged grass fed free range A-5 Wagyu ground beef, you elitist.
NYC add .50 to your shopping list.
Agree, these people are shopping at Erewhon, Wholefoods, Wegmans, Trader Joe's ect....
Newport RI. Quality eggs are still at least $4-5 here on "the island". Today I got a 12 pk of mini diet cokes and 1 bag of groceries. $57. Organic Irish butter 3.99 1/2 lb. Bacon $10/lb. Healthy grain bread $5, Ezekiel would be $8.
If I travel 1/2 hr to MA, I can get better prices.
@bsing2u Trader Joe's is actually the same or cheaper than my local market. Ezekiel bread $5. My local markets $8
I'm from nc. I shop mainly at food Lion and I haven't bought a pound of 85/15 ground beef for under $5 a pound in many years. Also a loaf of bread is over $4 which is a 33% increase over the past few years. Please tell us more about this magical grocery store that has been immune to record inflation
@@LindaC616 that's also a factor of where you live, EVERYTHING is way more expensive in the NE even on a good day
the report on Christmas prices and cyber Monday was amazing in this episode... classic
I remember when Christmas trees went for 30 bucks! ........”In my day.....”😅
Back in my day
back in my day fox news didnt exist.
99 per cent of people use a straw to drink a milkshake. How emarassing for fox.
Irk 🤷🏽♀️
I’ve never in my life seen a man use a straw and thought “oh what a weirdo”
What a pity that Fox newscasters have absolutely no sense of shame.
They didnt ask the hard question..
was it a biodegradable paper straw or a toxic
plastic straw?
Yet the left wing media got butthurt over trump's comments about his son's height, Don't act like liberals don't pick anything to get Insulted at.
Wouldn’t surprise me if House Republicans suddenly don’t need Hunter to appear in public anymore.
@@stephenbingham5935 That was a joke. "Commander" is their dog. Never voted for Trump, never will. 🙂
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I found it a good joke but suggest the /s tag as some can't read between lines as well.
They never did, they've already made up their mind years ago.
@@lostbutfreesoul Ta. I know, I know. I should. But it sounds a bit patronising. Almost mansplaining. "And here's why that joke is funny..."
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Unfortunately with Trumpanzees, I can see this as their next line of reason, so it's hard to tell if it's a joke.
My dad refuses to use straws, but his reasoning is that “I don’t want to suck on a corporate nipple” 😂
Mental floss! Mental floss! OMG, what a picture that paints!
I know this is unrelated but I'd like other people's opinion. late night Wars are over and they're all Buds and they should be. We all watch every late night show. Was Stephen Colbert being ill and Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers on sabbatical or vacation whatever you call it. I would like to see one of them step in and be a guest host for Stephen Colbert. I really would like to see Guest House come back so we get shows when the regular host doesn't want to be there for whatever reason or can't be there for whatever reason. Jay Leno and David Letterman got their starts in late night being guest hosts. Anyway it's just a thought
Huh, I literally just went to the meat market today. Bought 5lbs of hamburger for $22.99. Definitely not $6lb. Oh, and one bottle of ketchup $2.99. Why do people even watch Fox News? Also, props to Hunter for making it public to combat their lies.....
He’s making it public so he can’t be asked certain questions.
Fox needs to be taken off the air and brought to justice
Judge Judy
Exactly
I’m here for it and would love to see it or perhaps they will go bankrupt.
CNN does more like
@@crystalfowler2336Rupert Murdoch and his evil son Lachlan for Prison, alongside the GOP 2024
At least Biden needs only *one* hand to hold his cup.
Watching Fox News is like watching a Monty Python sketch.
More Black Mirror or Twilight Zone.
@@stephenbingham5935 too right. But they DO make me laugh.
To be exact. Fox News is akin to the “enquirer”, or the “sun”. Tabloid media. People who believe Fox News, Also believe “Alien gave birth to Elvis’s baby.”
@@intomnia3313 that too but Fox News always makes me laugh.👍
@@hillbillydeluxe27 My mind is laughing, but my stomach is rolling. It scares me to think how many people take them seriously.
I live in nyc. I buy my real tree from sidewalk vendors. Those prices are completely not true! 🤥
FOX is looking so freaking DESPERATE! 🤣
The problem with the faux thing is that those people line up at the trough for their daily dose of grievance. They're not looking for news, just to be wound up by nonsense.
Politics being decided based on the price of hamburgers... A very American concept indeed. 😜
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A chicken in every pot.
Jimmy Kimmel is always hilarious.
No he's not.... only time he was funny is when he cried on air... thst was funny.... he needs to do it again
That wasn’t funny either, just embarrassing. Republican-bashing isn’t funny, just hateful and treasonous.
Batman couldn't even get that confession out of me about Mariah Carey. Have fun at work Andrew.
Since everybody's writing a book on Trump, he should write a book:
The Art of Bankruptcy. X6.
The art of the grift and indictments, so many books he could write. Lol.
The only problem is that Trump can scarcely read. He can't do much (reading OR writing) if the words exceed 2 syllables.
That's why he put together a picture book! So that people could look at him in all kinds of places and say "Wow, look at this loser!"
Jimmy🎉 got guts..It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values🎉
*$375 OH MY GOD* I absolutely can not believe that $375 for a Christmas tree - where I live it would be 20 $USD max
Love you Jimmy.
Fox News is so hard to take seriously with the non-news crap they decide to show. Let alone the amount of non-factual news they present .
"Hamburger Helper." Jesus
"Loaves and fishes" - Jesus
Republicans are the kind of people who would scold you for smoking while Smoking themselves.
My dad?
Whilst smoking three cigarettes at the same time
Scold you for a cigarette at a party while claiming their daily joint is not harmful in any way
SO TRUE!!!!!
Think you got it backwards hun.
The straw thing isn't as ridiculous as it may seem. Many people are speculating that he was sipping the elitist mustard known as "Dijon" through that straw, and he bought it from a guy who was wearing a tan suit which is the most offensive color a suit can be.
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Somebody call Jordan and Comer... We need to get to the bottom of this PRONTO!!!
TIME FOR IMPEACHMENT !