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  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 Рік тому +6

    Some good jokes, always funny

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  Рік тому +1

      thank you 😁😁😁

  • @nabilalbert3661
    @nabilalbert3661 6 місяців тому +1

    it's good to have a laugh

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  6 місяців тому +1

      thank you !!!

  • @patmartin9407
    @patmartin9407 7 місяців тому +1

    Not bad apart from the incorrect expression of imperial weights; not all countries use metric standards for weights and measures

  • @RobertSkene-qw3ob
    @RobertSkene-qw3ob Рік тому +1

    Do you have a firearm in the vehicle? Yes i do Officer ! My husband! When he is on fire he armed and dangerous!

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  Рік тому

      Nice joke 😆😆😆

  • @arthurwaite976
    @arthurwaite976 Рік тому +2

    Well the computer-generated narration is getting better. It even has a nice Mid-Atlantic accent that Americans react nicely to. I spotted a clunker though. In the first joke, the description of the lady includes '90 lbs' which we would call "ninety pounds", but the computer calls 'ninety libs'. This AI is getting better all the time.

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  Рік тому

      Yes, it is true 👍👍👍

    • @andrewdarley8988
      @andrewdarley8988 11 місяців тому +1

      Actually it was worse than this, it pronounced it libies and just after saying she was five efts tall. (In England an eft is the folk name for a newt!) So artificial certainly but not much intelligence. Why not just get someone with a pleasant voice to read it out?

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  11 місяців тому

      thanks, you can do that too

  • @RubenMoil
    @RubenMoil 9 місяців тому +2

    Dave sounds like Donald J. Trump😂😂😂

  • @Randy-v9x
    @Randy-v9x 4 місяці тому

    Ha

  • @cliffmays442
    @cliffmays442 6 місяців тому +1

    The 3 nuns story reminds a little of the movie "Holy Grail" the bridge keeper and his questions.

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  6 місяців тому

      maybe .... I haven't watched this movie

  • @georgearden7075
    @georgearden7075 5 місяців тому

    First Adam's wife was Lilith not Eve.

  • @emmamarson2105
    @emmamarson2105 6 місяців тому

    Annoying background music. Why necessary ? Thank

  • @cliffmays442
    @cliffmays442 6 місяців тому

    Also who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  6 місяців тому

      ha ha ha ,, 👍👍👍

  • @farmerbrown3768
    @farmerbrown3768 10 місяців тому +10

    Not a good time when you blasphemy God!

    • @JOBJOKES
      @JOBJOKES  10 місяців тому +2

      yes. it is true

    • @penniprater5571
      @penniprater5571 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes. I hate it when they use the Lord's name in vain.

    • @HarryBJones-ce2iz
      @HarryBJones-ce2iz 6 місяців тому +1

      You must remember that God has a great scenes of humor. He made us didn’t He!

  • @AlCatrraz
    @AlCatrraz 5 місяців тому

    A few years back, we were driving through ARIZONA.. at WINSLOW I was stopped for speeding ( I was..!) officer asked me if I have any weapons in the car…. I said:: I HAVE A SHERMAN TANK IN THE TRUNK…. AND IF YOU HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT I’LL SHOW IT TO YOU!!