I Bought The New Hummer - GTA Online DLC

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @unpaid-killer_9164
    @unpaid-killer_9164 3 роки тому +815

    intro: "Hey guys the guy who paints every car mc-donald colors here"

    • @oooo0o0o0o00o
      @oooo0o0o0o00o 3 роки тому +18

      He should totally use that intro

    • @kccates711
      @kccates711 3 роки тому +5

      Yo does commenting make the algorithm better on yt

    • @ceekay2905
      @ceekay2905 3 роки тому +1

      @@kccates711 yes

    • @Oli14Yt
      @Oli14Yt 3 роки тому +1

      That’s the next intro

    • @thatonemonkey7226
      @thatonemonkey7226 3 роки тому +1

      INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO

  • @nicholasbrady7171
    @nicholasbrady7171 3 роки тому +198

    Intro: “Hey guys “10 seconds of silence”

  • @M4LOUF
    @M4LOUF 3 роки тому +255

    Intro: Hey guys, the guy that talks to his wall more than he talks to anyone else here

  • @patrickcraft2375
    @patrickcraft2375 3 роки тому +53

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who hasn’t done a heist here”

  • @lorcandelaney9133
    @lorcandelaney9133 3 роки тому +78

    “Hey guys, guy who won’t buy custom auto shop for his office here”

  • @kaceyhardy7048
    @kaceyhardy7048 3 роки тому +136

    Intro: “HEY GUYS!, the guy who is secretly Bill Gates Here.”

  • @hunterwarters
    @hunterwarters 3 роки тому +34

    Intro: “hey guys! The guy who still gives rockstar more support than himself here.”

  • @Ocmkhi
    @Ocmkhi 3 роки тому +67

    Intro: ”Hey guys, the guy who can’t pay for a telescope here”

  • @twisteroonie
    @twisteroonie 3 роки тому +45

    Intro: "Hey guys, the person that gave up all of his life savings on a virtual game here."

  • @aidanthomas8081
    @aidanthomas8081 3 роки тому +40

    Intro: “Hey guys the guy who can’t complete a sentence here”

  • @tippedbyali
    @tippedbyali 3 роки тому +124

    Intro: hey guys the guy who stays in racing outfits and doesn’t race here

  • @ed5806
    @ed5806 3 роки тому +78

    Intro : Hey guys , the man who forced himself to like all the cars here

  • @DanielaGarcia-pm9yi
    @DanielaGarcia-pm9yi 3 роки тому +126

    Intro: hey guys the the person who talks to himself here.

  • @RedQuart
    @RedQuart 3 роки тому +20

    Intro: Hey guys, Speirs here. Today we will be talking about the longest tongue twister. Shrewd Simon Short sewed shoes. Seventeen summers, speeding storms, spreading sunshine successively, saw Simon’s small, shabby shop, still standing staunch, saw Simon’s selfsame squeaking sign still swinging silently specifying: Simon Short, Smithfield’s sole surviving shoemaker. Shoes sewed soled super finely.
    Simon’s spry, sedulous spouse, Sally Short, sewed shirts, stitched sheets, stuffed sofas. Simon’s six stout sons - Seth, Samuel, Stephen, Saul, Silas, Shadrach - sold sundries. Sober Seth sold sugar, spices; simple Sam sold saddles, stirrups, screws; sagacious Stephen sold silks, satins, shawls; sceptical Saul sold silver salvers; selfish Shadrach sold salves, shoestrings, stops, saws, skates; slack Silas sold Sally Short’s stuffed sofas.
    Some seven summers since, Simon’s second son Samuel saw Sophia Sophronia Spriggs somewhere. Sweet, smart, sensible Sophia Sophronia Spriggs. Sam soon showed strong symptoms. Sam seldom stayed storing, selling saddles. Sam sighed sorrowfully, sought Sophia Sophronia’s society, sang several serenades slyly. Simon stormed, scolded severely, said Sam seemed so silly singing such shameful, senseless songs. ‘Strange Sam should slight such splendid sales! Strutting spendthrift! Shattered-brained simpleton.’
    ‘Softly, softly, sire,’ said Sally. ‘Sam’s smitten; Sam’s spied some sweetheart.’
    ‘Sentimental schoolboy!’ snarled Simon. ‘Smitten! Stop such stuff.’ Simon sent Sally’s snuffbox spinning, seized Sally’s scissors, smashed Sally’s spectacles, scattering several spools. ‘Sneaking scoundrel! Sam’s shocking silliness shall surcease!’ Scowling, Simon stopped speaking, started swiftly shopward.
    Sally sighed sadly. Summoning Sam, she spoke sweet sympathy. ‘Sam,’ said she, ‘Sire seems singularly snappy; so, solicit, sue, secure Sophronia speedily, Sam.’
    ‘So soon? So soon?’ said Sam, standing stock-still.
    ‘So soon, surely,’ said Sally, smiling, ‘specially since Sire shows such spirits.’
    So Sam, somewhat scared, sauntered slowly. Shaking stupendously, Sam soliloquised: ‘Sophia Sophronia Spriggs, Spriggs - Short - Sophia Sophronia Short-Samuel Short’s spouse - sounds splendid! Suppose she should say - she shan’t - she shan’t!’
    Soon Sam spied Sophia starching shirts, singing softly. Seeing Sam she stopped starching, saluting Sam smilingly. Sam stammered shockingly. ‘Spl-spl-splendid summer season, Sophia.’
    ‘Selling saddles still, Sam?’
    ‘Sar-sar-tin,’ said Sam, starting suddenly. ‘Season’s somewhat sudoriflc,’ said Sam, steadily, staunching streaming sweat, shaking sensibly.
    ‘Sartin,’ said Sophia, smiling significantly. ‘Sip some sweet sherbet, Sam.’ (Silence: sixty seconds.) ‘Sire shot sixty sheldrakes, Saturday,’ said Sophia.
    ‘Sixty? Sho t!’ said Sam. (Silence: seventy-seven seconds.)
    ‘See sister Susan’s sunflowers,’ said Sophia, socially, silencing such stiff silence.
    Sophia’s sprightly sauciness stimulated Sam strangely; so Sam suddenly spoke sentimentally: ‘Sophia, Susan’s sunflowers seem saying Samuel Short, Sophia Sophronia Spriggs stroll serenely, seek some sequestered spot, some sylvan shade. Sparkling springs shall sing soul stirring strains; sweet songsters shall silence secret sighings; super-angelic sylphs shall -’
    Sophia snickered; so Sam stopped. ‘Sophia,’ said Sam, solemnly. ‘Sam,’ said Sophia.
    ‘Sophia, stop smiling; Sam Short’s sincere. Sam’s seeking some sweet spouse, Sophia.’
    Sophia stood silent.
    ‘Speak, Sophia, speak; such suspense speculates sorrow.’ ‘Seek, sire, Sam, seek sire.’
    So Sam sought sire Spriggs. Sire Spriggs said, ‘Sartin.’

  • @ZakkiyiusArt
    @ZakkiyiusArt 3 роки тому +7

    99.99% of comments: intro suggestions
    0.01% of comments: me

  • @Brandon_602
    @Brandon_602 3 роки тому +96

    Intro: Hey guys, The guy who hasn't done any heist here

    • @ben-r4n
      @ben-r4n 3 роки тому +9

      sum-marine

    • @inhumation_
      @inhumation_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@ben-r4n I see u everywhere

  • @XfintyonTikTok
    @XfintyonTikTok 3 роки тому +47

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy who puts DLC in every title here”

    • @bigboi7902
      @bigboi7902 3 роки тому +3

      Calling this is going be on the next video

    • @leylannfitzgerald8473
      @leylannfitzgerald8473 3 роки тому +1

      Definitely

    • @wesleyme4455
      @wesleyme4455 3 роки тому +4

      This right here deserves a sub for you Mey because I mean like you got the intro I’m trying to get the intro to that’s nice that you got it made

    • @slimjim8421
      @slimjim8421 3 роки тому

      Well done you got the intro

    • @SpeirsTheAmazingHD
      @SpeirsTheAmazingHD  3 роки тому +8

      @@bigboi7902 maybe

  • @khalidalmohammadi916
    @khalidalmohammadi916 3 роки тому +37

    Into: hey guys the person that is colorblind to words here

    • @goaway6640
      @goaway6640 3 роки тому +1

      Stole from another comment

  • @Ant2Blurry
    @Ant2Blurry 3 роки тому +9

    Intro: “Hey guys angry Canadian that bathes in maple syrup here”

  • @JodakYT
    @JodakYT 3 роки тому +6

    Intro: “Hey Speirs turbo here please unlock me already”

    • @Surkuro6095
      @Surkuro6095 3 роки тому

      it would have been funnier if you said lime green instead of turbo but still pretty great intro idea 👍

  • @toxicaramis8786
    @toxicaramis8786 3 роки тому +6

    Intro: Hey guys, guy who battles with words everyday here.

  • @berennicholas5003
    @berennicholas5003 3 роки тому +30

    Intro: guy who changes his clothes depending on what mood he's in here

    • @Hello-fe9mc
      @Hello-fe9mc 3 роки тому

      Isn’t that a normal thing tho

    • @ben-r4n
      @ben-r4n 3 роки тому

      sum-marine

  • @imacarguy3817
    @imacarguy3817 3 роки тому +8

    I LOVE that Speirs said "that's basic" to the "basic camo"

    • @phantze
      @phantze 3 роки тому

      He also tried ramming a literal armoured car

  • @bugie9735
    @bugie9735 3 роки тому +8

    Intro: “hey guys speirs here” “everybody knows the rules.”

  • @joedirtkilliedyou9504
    @joedirtkilliedyou9504 3 роки тому +1

    Intro:” hey the guy who’s spent more time buying shark cards than going outside” lol

  • @DigisonixTheGod
    @DigisonixTheGod 3 роки тому +24

    Intro:"The guy with a money tree in his backyard here"

  • @GreenTwix
    @GreenTwix 3 роки тому +24

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who finally took terminator out of the basement here”

  • @flytlol
    @flytlol 3 роки тому +44

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy who has a wall as his therapist here”

  • @destroyerfn6287
    @destroyerfn6287 3 роки тому +42

    Intro: “Hey guys the guy who dresses like a rotting banana here”

  • @j_piggie
    @j_piggie 3 роки тому +3

    Intro:“hey guys the guy who couldn’t even afford to look through the periscope on the pier here”

  • @jackson5452
    @jackson5452 3 роки тому +35

    Intro: hey guys, the guy who’s constantly bullied by the word “submarine” here

    • @nsdq-fn7bo
      @nsdq-fn7bo 3 роки тому +2

      sumbareen

    • @ricksanches6812
      @ricksanches6812 3 роки тому

      @@Crokeyboss ye shi I thought he thought that’s how u spell it u wa wa

  • @tnlchivitas3603
    @tnlchivitas3603 3 роки тому +19

    Intro: hey guys guy who gets blown up and is a magnet to moders

  • @cameronandersen7391
    @cameronandersen7391 3 роки тому +28

    Intro: “ hey guys, the guy who doesn’t bother about trade prices here”

  • @landinnlamoureux7459
    @landinnlamoureux7459 3 роки тому

    Dude it’s been so long since I watched this man I watched him when he used to role play love to see that u grew man keep it up

  • @tannerbragg3999
    @tannerbragg3999 3 роки тому +1

    intro: Hey guys the person who doesn’t know that much about GTA but we love them because of that here

  • @lukehillenberg9474
    @lukehillenberg9474 3 роки тому +29

    INTRO: Hey Guys, guy who's secretly laundering money here.

    • @ben-r4n
      @ben-r4n 3 роки тому +1

      sum-marine

  • @bbblogs5192
    @bbblogs5192 3 роки тому +5

    Intro: Hey guys, the guy who spent close to a million dollars on shark cards and talks to him self

  • @blamejayyt2508
    @blamejayyt2508 3 роки тому +7

    intro: hey guys the guy who is sexually attracted to shark cards here

  • @joholoe4423
    @joholoe4423 3 роки тому

    Im not experiencing any problems in my life right now, but your videos really reliefes all the «daily» anexity.

  • @2bits961
    @2bits961 3 роки тому +2

    intro: "hey speirs, you power company here, and you need to pay your bills"

  • @ow741
    @ow741 3 роки тому +4

    Intro: hey people, it’s James Bond here with another Minecraft letsplay.

  • @zacharywindover9840
    @zacharywindover9840 3 роки тому +26

    Intro idea: hey guys, rockstar’s primary source of income here.

  • @1Nick_808s
    @1Nick_808s 3 роки тому +17

    Intro: “hey guys, guy who buys a car and sells it the next day here”

  • @alexwood430
    @alexwood430 3 роки тому +1

    Intro-"Hey speirs, guys here and welcome back "

  • @Aden_B
    @Aden_B 3 роки тому +2

    Intro: "Hey guys I just used the bathroom after drinking my eighth Red Bulls and I didn't wash my hands"

  • @misplacedace2037
    @misplacedace2037 3 роки тому +4

    Intro: “HEY GUYS, the guy secretly created GTA Online here”.

    • @misplacedace2037
      @misplacedace2037 3 роки тому +1

      Please pick my comment this time, I’ve been trying for like four vids and it would be a great birthday present, seeing as how my B-Day is in two days.

    • @romtoberts1099
      @romtoberts1099 3 роки тому

      @@misplacedace2037 no

  • @theadventuresofjokerandfri3162
    @theadventuresofjokerandfri3162 3 роки тому +8

    Intro: hey guys. The guy who goes to McDonald's to paint his car here

  • @Lmg1161
    @Lmg1161 3 роки тому +7

    intro: hey guys, guy who has the best friend as a modder, but still get's blown up by oppressors

    • @Murk3yBird
      @Murk3yBird 3 роки тому

      Why did you take pro gamer dude's pic

  • @PHANTOMRLG
    @PHANTOMRLG 3 роки тому +1

    Hey spears just wanted to say that you do amazing vids on GTA 5😊

  • @millernihill5945
    @millernihill5945 3 роки тому +1

    Something Speirs does that I see nobody else do is do this little intro to very vid. Who else loves that?

  • @DrummerMB
    @DrummerMB 3 роки тому +9

    Intro: Hey guys the guy who uses a homing launcher to take out a jet

  • @Poodle-zc8ht
    @Poodle-zc8ht 3 роки тому +4

    Intro: Hey guys the person that went to speach therapy for two years and still cant speak.

  • @grimstass3097
    @grimstass3097 3 роки тому

    Speirs I love you so much I’ve been watching your videos for more then 2 years, I’ve always watched your videos and my favourite is your San Andreas and sleeping dogs, I have a lot of youtube accounts so I sub on them to see ur vids. Your truly the best youtuber idc what ANYONE says. Stay safe speirs hope you see this. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @C-WIT
    @C-WIT 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: "Hey guys the guy who kills people with his head here" 🤣

    • @C-WIT
      @C-WIT 3 роки тому +1

      LOL SPEIRS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @General0945
    @General0945 3 роки тому +7

    Intro: hey guys the person that can't breathe properly here.

  • @BreckenDarby
    @BreckenDarby 3 роки тому +3

    Intro: hey guys the guy who went from 80million to not being able to afford a telescope here

  • @guppy309__9
    @guppy309__9 3 роки тому +12

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy that secretly talks to his GTA character here.”

  • @yhyhcomeon
    @yhyhcomeon 3 роки тому +1

    INTRO “here Guys hey amazing speirs is “

  • @random-ve7sf
    @random-ve7sf 3 роки тому +1

    intro: hey guys spiers here you know the one who laughs like a tea kettle here

  • @crinoxum6549
    @crinoxum6549 3 роки тому +9

    Congratulations, you have found a comment without the word "intro" in it!
    Oh wait...

  • @noahpope7023
    @noahpope7023 3 роки тому +5

    Into: “hey guys it’s the guy who can’t afford to look through a $1 telescope here”

  • @freddyl0l673
    @freddyl0l673 3 роки тому +13

    INTRO: Hey guys, The guy who has corny jokes and wont do a heist her.

  • @gasansol9086
    @gasansol9086 3 роки тому

    Fun fact the car can be almost fully submerged because of the exhaust pipes imo it’s a really cool detail and I’m glad they did it

  • @varquettestudios
    @varquettestudios 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: Hey guys, not speirs here, i mean speirs here. Corner: speirs will never be here. Speirs: you shut up. Corner: you shut up...

  • @kloudzy1547
    @kloudzy1547 3 роки тому +11

    Intro: “Hey guys, the person who after hours of practice still can’t say submarine here.”

  • @GabrielRodriguez-ir8dm
    @GabrielRodriguez-ir8dm 3 роки тому +6

    Intro: “ hey guys, guy who is going bankrupt in gta and real life.”

    • @nodiline4961
      @nodiline4961 3 роки тому

      You forgot the here at the end

  • @nortiarcnortiarc8912
    @nortiarcnortiarc8912 3 роки тому +4

    Intro: “Hey guys! Rockstar’s drip feed’s biggest fan here!”

  • @TomsCustomCreations
    @TomsCustomCreations 3 роки тому

    Speirs: "woah there's like 18 light bars!"
    Also speirs: *has 2 light bars*

  • @johnmyers484
    @johnmyers484 3 роки тому

    Intro: UA-cam Presents: Framing The Amazing Speirs

  • @thevalhallasoldier5546
    @thevalhallasoldier5546 3 роки тому +8

    “hey guys,the guy whos family thinks he is famous because his phone blows up from calls from the credit card company here“

  • @chandler808
    @chandler808 3 роки тому +6

    Speirs how’s it going brotha

    • @SpeirsTheAmazingHD
      @SpeirsTheAmazingHD  3 роки тому +6

      My man! its going alright how are you?

    • @chandler808
      @chandler808 3 роки тому +5

      @@SpeirsTheAmazingHD just got a whole lot better now, now that a new video is up!

  • @appleluis_
    @appleluis_ 3 роки тому +9

    Intro: "Hey guys, the guy who single-handedly funded GTA 6 here"

  • @ej_life
    @ej_life 3 роки тому +1

    intro: hey guys *intense rock music plays*

  • @dakotaferran6705
    @dakotaferran6705 3 роки тому

    Probably already been said. But the mechanic delivers it outside your cone of vision. I think back in the day an actual person delivered your vehicle and people constantly killed them. So if you want it near "in front" just look behind where you want it near and wait till it gets delivered. Works sometimes for me :)

  • @fynnosmond9082
    @fynnosmond9082 3 роки тому +11

    Intro: hey guys the guy who’s loves to innate a 4 year old Karen here.

    • @djlleu6778
      @djlleu6778 3 роки тому +2

      Go back to pink outffit

  • @leomaher7179
    @leomaher7179 3 роки тому +7

    Into: hey guys the first ever person to colour blind to words here

  • @ishyali9455
    @ishyali9455 3 роки тому +3

    Intro: hey guys, “the guy who argues to his bank to let him buy more shark cards”

  • @drywallsalad1349
    @drywallsalad1349 3 роки тому

    7:34 yes very funny. Especially when the car hit you.

  • @colinspremberg7995
    @colinspremberg7995 3 роки тому

    4:20 ppl that did the Solomon missions know how lucky he was to find that van.

  • @gavinpeepeepoopoo992
    @gavinpeepeepoopoo992 3 роки тому +13

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who funded gta 6 here”

  • @rndmdailycontent
    @rndmdailycontent 3 роки тому +4

    99% of the comments are gonna be InTrO:

  • @josephcook4668
    @josephcook4668 3 роки тому +3

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who spends real money to buy fake money to make real money here.”

  • @Plate..
    @Plate.. 3 роки тому +1

    This is just a compliment you’re really funny and I love it when you Just flip people out of your hum v.

  • @mighty_639_rj6
    @mighty_639_rj6 3 роки тому

    here is a tip to say submarine start off by saying summarine and slowly work into saying the b in submarine (hope this helps!)

  • @bradencoats4731
    @bradencoats4731 3 роки тому +2

    Intro : hey guys the guy who gets power ranger vibes from a hummer here

  • @charliegreenwald5496
    @charliegreenwald5496 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: hey guys sunbrime here and welcome back to another GTA 5 episode

  • @bugzybrown08
    @bugzybrown08 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: hey guys, the ceo of shark cards here

  • @ryzen_gaming8381
    @ryzen_gaming8381 3 роки тому

    Intro: Hey guys, guy who is absolutely amazing here!!!!

  • @kraken8855
    @kraken8855 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: Spiers Spend more on a videogame than in reallife here

  • @vegemitejo4127
    @vegemitejo4127 3 роки тому +2

    Intro: “Hey guys the man who’s colour blind to words here”

  • @rikcano5812
    @rikcano5812 3 роки тому +1

    Intro: hey guys A Canadian dude going to play GTA online and Gunna be blown up

  • @cgamer8938
    @cgamer8938 3 роки тому +1

    intro: “Guys here them hey paint yada yada yada”

  • @pou6431
    @pou6431 3 роки тому +2

    Intro: “Hey guys corner talking king here”

  • @brandanneedham4783
    @brandanneedham4783 3 роки тому

    I feel like speirs is so underrated in skill wise his sniping is actually decent

  • @chikogeorgiev2332
    @chikogeorgiev2332 3 роки тому +1

    Intro:hey guys the guy who give rockstar's there pocket money here

  • @CattitudeWithAnAttitude
    @CattitudeWithAnAttitude 3 роки тому +1

    Intro "Hey guys the modder magnet here"

  • @IdunnO_7
    @IdunnO_7 3 роки тому

    hey speiers luv ur vid also might get merch

  • @gjhzy
    @gjhzy 3 роки тому

    Intro : Hey guys, guy who makes everyone’s day better here

  • @hollywoodbananadude7923
    @hollywoodbananadude7923 3 роки тому

    Intro: "Hey guys, rockstar invest-- i mean Speirs here."

  • @Solar-sg5jh
    @Solar-sg5jh 3 роки тому

    Tip: if you use chrome you could kinda use it as camouflage in the day time