@@guy- It does not, just put nails all over the board, the placing does not matter, the quantity of it does, too little and the effect will not show and it will impale, place enough and you will be able to balance your weight on it enough to lay down, albeit uncomfortably.
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
"Blinking very longly." Would mean you would open and close your eyes for a long period of time. I get you mean closing your eyes for a long time but a joke needs to make sense for it to work and be funny, so this doesn't really work...
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@@FootDocDanablatantly ripping off another creator with the video. You legit stole the idea from a little kid
@@PandaNationYT_proof?
"I can't walk because im paralysed, so i will run instead"
"I can't blink, so I will be closing my eyes."
@GodRahmanShaki😂l
"I can't eat my ramen it has arsenic in it, so I'll be eating it with my fork"
"I can't type so I'll just use an emoji😅"
“I can’t talk, so I’ll whisper instead.”
"It's cancer causing"
*proceeds to touch it*
no duh
@@jsnevv dude it looks like you're trying to pick on a little girls comment.. Big sad for you bro..😔
@@matthewhall7976 You aren’t gonna get a medal bro
@@matthewhall7976 heres a medal 🏅
Woooosh
"Raw chicken can make you incredibly sick"
"So we're gonna use a fork"
62 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that!
73 likes and only one comment lemme fix that
er
@@chinelookonkwo8600 161 likes and 4 comments? Lemme fix that
211 likes and 5 comments? Lemme fix that
"You know...I'm allergic to cats."
"So i'll just get a kitten instead!"
I can’t go to the mall so I’m just gonna go shopping
💀 funnyist one yet
UNDERRATED
ITS LITERALY THE SAME THING BUT SMALLER LMAO
@@Nojus_Plays_Roblox_games LOLLL
"This mushroom is pretty toxic, so we're gonna eat it with a fork"
poisonous*
@@TFF_Onida No, toxic
@@reggiejunior6281 no it poison, poison is a defense mechanism, toxin is man made mostly
@@TFF_Onida psychedelic*
Speed o sound sonic from one punch man after getting the monster fruit
“I’m paralyzed, so lemme *walk* to the store to buy a wheelchair”💀
This just sounds like my dreams tbh
@@eepyolivrrlol same my dreams are so weird
"I can't write so I'm just gonna draw the letters"
This needs more attention
I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣
Dead 😂😂😂
You cant write the word write?
🤣
"I can't swim because I'm afraid of water, so I'll just float instead."
BRO STOP IM SCROLLING AND IN EVERY COMMENT YOUR THERE-
*the man had then gotten eaten by a shark 1 minute later*
@@Ghost-roaming-youtube WHAA-
I hate this guy it’s just a stupid ass fortnite kid that got 10 guys to spam comments
can you go away
We can't walk on the floor it's lava so we're gonna use slippers
🙂
Lol
Nah, just hop. You'll be fine.
me when playing the floor is lava outside be like:
Just walk on your hands
“I can’t talk because I lost my voice”
“So I’m just gunna sing instead”
Fr lol
Ariel be like
"Cat! Your doctor told you not to talk!"
"HeeEeE nEvErrR sAiiD i CoUlDnt siiing"
Lol
@@WhosAevahI was gonna say that lol😭
“I can’t sleep, so I’m just gonna take a nap real quick.”
That is ironically very realistic.
**my child sims when they're too scared to sleep**
@@scuttleflip8650 Actually, when you think about it, you’re right 😭😂
@@addi1137
me who slept 4 hours in 48 hours
That actually works. Having that mentality does actually help iirc
"I have adhd and im so restless I cant sit still"
"So we're gonna stand still instead"
"we can't fall down from a 12-story building since it will kill me"
"so i will simply jump down"
130 Likes and no comments?
Lemme fix that 🗿
@realflechyouy Why do you even care what I'm doing
Goofy ah
@realflechyouy nobody even says goofy ah any more
@realflechyouy Then why'd you reply to me? You could've went on about your day but your still yappin. ITS BEEN 4 HOURS
@realflechyouy Well then obviously you care
I'm allergic to stupidity, so I'll watch this dude with glasses
The one with the glasses 🤓:🔫
When your brain isn’t braining💀💀
Me half of the time the the other half is asleep
So true😂
And people say doctors are the smartest
And your mind won't mind
FR😭💀
He is putting his literal hand on it
That’s a fake hand his actual one is under the fake hand
@@DaxGavinandLiamNah really?
@@DaxGavinandLiam
Then he dips his real finger in it, therefore defeating the point of the silicone hand...
"I'm allergic to shrimps"
"So I'm gonna use a spoon"
a spoon?!?!!?
@@Student_xniko yea what's wrong with that you can eat it with a spoon
@@TheGreenOne_Hurotrue
@@TheGreenOne_Huro ewwww 🤮
prawns*
"I'm allergic to cats."
"So I'm going to just use some gloves." 😅
Depending on how allergic you are that could actually work 🤓
Yeah but that is basically what he was doing
"i am gonna die if i jump out of a plane"
"So i will simply walk out of the plane:)"
Plot twist: The plane is not flying
@@twoleftfeet7136 LOL
I was literally on a plane tdy
@@sheliyajoseph9480coincidence? I think not😧
The definition of, “Goodbye America, Hello LA!”
“we can’t draw well so we’re gonna use another pencil“
Makes no sense
@@san1yah indeed frog
@@hi-pf6sx oo
Dont Read My Name..
"We can't lay in a bed of nails"
"We'll use a blanket"
Well, you actually can lay on a bed of nails, it just won't be comfortable, and no. You won't be impaled.
@@Muzakr_Halfdanit really depends on the places you place the nails actually
I actually have laid on the bed of nails tho😂
@@guy- It does not, just put nails all over the board, the placing does not matter, the quantity of it does, too little and the effect will not show and it will impale, place enough and you will be able to balance your weight on it enough to lay down, albeit uncomfortably.
@@Muzakr_Halfdansmart guy in the class
"I can't go to Japan cuz there's urban legends, So I'll go to Tokyo instead"
Tokyo is in Japan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah no sh
@@kaydentonn5546that's the joke 😂❤
@@kaydentonn5546 that's the point.
@@kaydentonn5546それが普通の文章だと想像してください。私の友人はあなたを追いかけてくるでしょう
I’m deathly allergic to peanuts,
*so I’m gonna use a fork*
"This snake is incredibly venomous and extremely aggressive"
"So we'll use latex gloves"
Latex ones ! Very “ important “ for handling snakes who can pierce through it
@@horse9722😏
@@Theflowingcurrentwhat.. 😭
@@Theflowingcurrent🤨🤨🤨
“We can’t eat this cereal because when touched with spoons it melts the spoon. Instead we’re gonna use a spork
foon
LOL
But would it work?
It only melts spoons sooo
@@adrianbustoscarrillo639 foon
H mean our hand
“I can’t eat peanut butter I’m DEATHLY allergic”
“I’m gonna use a spoon”😌
"A bullet can kill me so im gonna use a different shirt"
😭😭y’all need too stop with this
@@spongey9515 we cant drink lava or i'll insides will burn so we gonna use a straw
@@_eizaeth_9327 y’all are too funny💀💀
@@spongey9515 fr
lmao
“These noodles are poisonous so we’re gonna use a fork-“💀
*proceeds to eat noodles*
This woman is toxic so we are gonna use a d-
@@CadenBrown-xn7gv WHAT THE
NAWWWW
@@CadenBrown-xn7gv bro- JS NO-
"I can't walk because I'm tired so I'm gonna run"
Sad someone copied your comment
“I’m a bad artist”
“So I’m just gonna draw the Mona Lisa freestyle” *gets it perfect*
“I’m allergic to school, I’m gonna go to college”
Nah bro stupid even though he went to college 💀💀💀💀
Best one yet
Real💀
Bro that next level
You don get depress
You got hyper realistic death
"I Can't Jump Into An Active Volcano, So I'm Gonna Dive In Instead"
103 likes but no comments let me add for more real quick
Let
Me
Cook
“Killing with bare hands is a crime”
“So we are just gonna use gloves”
Omg😭
That’s the best one here 😂
@@ajshots748 🥹took all my brains cells to come up with dis 1️⃣
i love this sm 😭😭
@@jiujustfell 🥹😭
“I can’t have a cat bc I’m allergic”
“ I’ll get a kitten”
"I can't cuss out my parents"
"So I will just yell at them using violent language"
Same
We can’t touch this plant
*proceeds to feel the plant*
"I can't look at disco lights because I'm epileptic, so I'm using sunglasses."
“Sir you can’t play that Nintendo game it’s hacked and will delete all your data”
“Nah it’s good I got my microSD card”
"don't try this at home, do it at your friend's house"
😂😂😂
I mean, they never said anything against doing the "don't try this at home" at someone else's home.
💀
Hehe
“Don’t try this at home, do it at your neighbor’s backyard.”
“Im deathly allergic to nuts so I’ll just roast them first.”
😂
“I’m allergic to nut”
“But I saw you eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich”
“I’m not allergic to nuts.”
“But you just sa- 😟”
"Me: ur nuts so small even with microscope they were invisible."
@@Minelaughter🤨
"This food is deadly if you eat it, so im gonna make it into a smoothie and drink it" :)
Hahahah
My baby is 3 months old and he is paralyzed so he can’t crawl ima let him walk
3rd! and who actually said you wouldn’t get a 1+ subber! And wtf i love this!
I cant take a bath with a toaster
So ima shower with it
“This stuff is pretty toxic…” proceeds to rub it in with his hand 💀💀
Bro is stupid in the first vid
lol
Yea I watched it too
That is a fake hand
@@travelinaanthony6844he used his finger to rub it in tho
"This gas is poisonous when you inhale it, so im going to smell it"
So.. when the gas isnt inhaled.. its non poisonous??
Perfect
@@B-A-K-A please tell me your being sarcastic
@@B-A-K-Ar/wooooooosh
@@OfficialPigBloxhes the baka!
You know, jumping off a cliff is pretty dangerous so I’ll walk off of it😅😅
“We can’t drive this Tesla or it’ll catch on fire and explode so we’ll turn on auto pilot”
this one made my day. i hate tesla
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@ImSeeingStarz I hate you
High five
@@everything5066 🙌
" extremely TOXIC "
*Blud touching it with a finger💀*
“I can’t draw, so I’m going to use a pen”
You mean you can't draw with a pencil?
“I can’t fly because I have no wing, I’m gonna hover”
“I can’t eat donuts I’m allergic… so I’m gonna use chopsticks”
*_LMAO_*
You cant eat em so you’ll drink em
Are you really alrgic to donuts??
I was allergic to pringles so i use a fork
@Bakugoxo- they were joking
"i cant sleep so ill just be blinking very longly"
"Blinking very longly." Would mean you would open and close your eyes for a long period of time. I get you mean closing your eyes for a long time but a joke needs to make sense for it to work and be funny, so this doesn't really work...
@@haroldlerma3339🤓👆🏻
Chill I got the joke
@@haroldlerma3339nerd
@@haroldlerma3339 Bro take a joke
"We cant make a sound in the forest"
"So were gonna talk"
what..
"I can't fight a bear, since its dangerous i will hug it."
"I was told there would be fog but it's too foggy to see"
XD
This one's my favorite
Can't see the forest, the trees are in the way.
I cant see the trees leaves are in the way
😂😂
"You can't use your arm because it's broken"
"Use your hand"
😂😂😂
Yessir
I cant swim in this pool, it's filled with acid.
I'm gonna use a floatie.
What is it tho
hey another gold??
@@mixaoai love itsfunneh smm
@@hanjisungberrySame
@@hanjisungberrysamee
That were his famous last words 😂😂💀😭
"We can't eat this cereal because it's expired"
"So we're gonna drink it with milk"
@@ishartmypants5000 this is wat I wrote-
@@ishartmypants5000 read the comment again
@@ishartmypants5000 comment said can't eat it so have to drink it instead of eating
@@ishartmypants5000 its part of the joke
"The lightning is pretty dangorous.We're gonna use an umbrella"
Dangerous *
Fun fact: you have a 90% chance to survive an lightning and you'll get an tattoo like scars called Lichtenberg figures
@@aauX.Xhmmmm
@@aauX.X we could've get a chance to get a free tattoo?! 😢😢😢
@@LunaloonandEvaplayful yes but u would probably die before u could even see it
“Don’t watch the Tv it’s broken.”
“Instead use a different remote.”😭😭
Ayy directionerr
Omg i love ur pfp Niall 😭🇮🇪
I can’t jump into the shallow end of a pool so I’m gonna dive instead 😂
"Don't hurt this man, instead we punch him"
“I didn't punch you, I hit you” Amber
@bingleton burgeroma more like Amber Turd
“Don’t run down the hall it’s wet”
“Instead skip on it”😃
I did this as a child and have just realized how annoying I probably was
Ok oh
Gallup
“It’s cancer causing”
*Proceeds to touch it *💀
Bro really said "It's very cold outside. We're gonna go outside with a short sleeve shirt on" 💀💀
“I'm allergic to Cheeto's so I will just use a fork”
😂
@marcosfelippedeoliveiragir1952shut up it's still funny😊
@@MSMFriends1227you shut up
U dumb
@marcosfelippedeoliveiragir1952they didn’t know it was from a whole different video🤦♀️
I’m allergic to the sun, so I’m gonna go to the beach and get a tan
🤣🤣🤣
The aliens has come back 👽🛸
@@Black_The_Dude best comment I've ever seen
theres three of us bibbles😭😭
“there’s no air in space but i wanna go”
“so lets fart in a bag!”
"We can't eat this food this is toxic"
"We're gonna use a spoon"
😐
@@leaninzzs663 🥲
@@leaninzzs663 what now brayden??
@@alex7931 👨🏽
“I can’t drink milk cause I’m allergic to it so I will just chug it”
Best one
Honestly, that’s pretty accurate for lactose intolerant ppl (I am lactose intolerant)
Bro literally said
“This stuff is pretty toxic and cancer causing so I’m going to use a silicone hand” proceeds to mix with finger 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀
nah, really? I didn’t know that, thank you for describing the video to me like it was a 5th grade school test.
@@ninethetwotailedfox wait did you hear about this new thing called
✨Scrolling✨
😂😂
@@Camool11yea scrolling started yesterday it is a new trend😂😂
" I am scared of spiders"
" I will use my foot to pick it up" 💀💀
😂
“I’m allergic to peanuts, so I think I’ll just have some peanut butter instead.”
😂good one
I’m allergic to peanuts #relateable
I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll drink milk
[I'm not lactose intolerant but rather I have peanut allergies]
@@Im_not_a_british_personnah is "im lactose tolerant so i'll have yogurt instead
@@-Datranslizardsame
Doc roasted patient in 12 languages 💀
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment makes no sense
@@tails20342 it's just funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tails20342 ( she roasted the guy aka her "patient"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" i hate dogs so much"
"So i got a puppy"
"I can't watch this video so I'm gonna open my eyes".
Nono so im gonna wear 👓
I can’t hear so I’m gonna use earplugs
do u remember this comment?
“We can’t take a shower the water is acid so we’re gonna take a bath” 😭😭
💀
"we cant live in cold weather so were gonna cover ourselves in snow"
This one is pretty good
you just described an igloo
@@drewdressing612 true
That's an igloo my guy
Z
"Dancing in the water makes u fall onto it, so we gonna dance into the table btw"
You earned another sub ✨
😊
@Rhy Stevens she is being kind to the sub
And another sub
Just another sub lol
@@FootDocDana NOT ANOTHER A TOON OF THEM
“I’m allergic to oxygen, so I’ll just use a gas mask”
How do u live
BRUHHHH💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Really
Bro said the stuff is toxic so he put it on a different hand just to put it on his hand 💀
“I can’t see anything, so I will have to look for stuff”
"this stuff is pretty toxic and cancer cousing so i'm gonna use a silicone hand here"
the finger: *Am i a joke to you?!?*
Kid named finger.
Yeah that’s the joke
@@ytuser4562 she/he knows she/he said “The finger” as in THE FINGER IS TALKING
Yea
Meanwhile he uses his own hand to rub it around
"We can't swim here so were just gonna use a floatie"
"this is so toxic so i can't touch it"
*Starts rubbing it*
OMG you watched video no way!
Pray because its not instagram comments
Yo actually wtf hang on I had my eyes closed during the video mb ur right
No shit Sherlock
No way! We never knew that before you told everyone it !
“Do not walk into the bomb, run into it.”
“Do not walk into the minefield drive a car through it.”
Walk into the bomb, Be a man.
More like “Do not run into the bomb, walk into it” :'>
do not walk into the touch nuke, RUN INTO IT.
“I can't see bcuz I'm blind”
“So I'm just using my eyes to see”
"I am scared of spiders"
"So I am going to pick it up"💀
Lol😂
this one wasnt funny tbh
@@UmitKhasanovthis one is the one that’s most funny to me-💀
"its dangerous to put a fork in the charging port"
"So I'll put it in the microwave instead"
I can’t eat my bed so I will drink it
@@Jan_20243its illegal to eat a child, so I blended it and drank it
Putting a fork in a microwave is still dangerous if the fork is metal…
“You have no internet, browse the web for solutions”
I hate this whenever I lose my phone or can't use it I start thinking about googling for solutions on stuff
This reminds me of "download the modem drivers from our website"
LMAOOO
I can’t talk so I’ll speak
When im dead I’m gonna tell my family I miss them
"It's pretty toxic."
*continues to use hand to rub it*
“These headphones hurt your ears so I’ll put it on backwards.”
"We can't eat noodles, so we're gonna eat it with chopsticks"😂
Kinda ruined the joke
@@itzrxry995 I didn't even comment this ugh...my little sister keeps taking my phone without permission
@@Hannahramirez0212 real
@@ch4rrr_ do you have the same siblings as me
@@Hannahramirez0212 u literally did
"We can't breathe air, we're going to use oxygen."
" plot twist the oxygen is corrupted well just use water
Oh wait is that just for fis-💀
That not a bad idea though...air is toxic so we use oxygen tank to breathe
We can't breathe air it's toxic6, we're going to use a surgical mask (treated with ethylene oxide)
Buddy just touched it💀
we can’t sit on this couch it’s very toxic, so we’re gonna lay on it
Yesss.. we need you as a president-
Lol, the best one
Why this pfp is everywhere?
Amazing 😆
@@Eternal_Sufferring no idea I thought I kept running into the same people
"I'm allergic to mango so I'm gonna eat it with a spoon"
Im actually allergic to mango, but it causes a skin reaction if it touches my lips so I do be eating it with a fork 💀
@@marietheartist9113LMAO
I’m allergic to mango 😂😂😂
@@marietheartist9113BRO ME TOO😭😭😭I THOUGHT IT WAS JJUST ST ME EATING IT WITH A FORK💀
@@marietheartist9113Heheheh...
*chomp*
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