The Spoof Scrolls (Episode 1)

So I wanted to start something called the spoof scrolls, which is basically various kind of stupid clips using xena and other things.. I hope this is at least somewhat funny. I've done it quite short this time just to get people's reactions but I have quite a lot more ideas in my head.
P.s. if you don't live in the UK you probably don't get the eastenders/greekenders bits at all..
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!