When in fact, you could spare the whole water ejection system, and instead of poping out the washer just popout the camera itself, so it doesn’t get dirty in the first place (no one uses the back camera while driving higher speeds, which get the camera dirty)
My citroen berlingo has a camera inside the back window. Works fine no washes. Bmw mechanism to overthink a sprinkler..the logo is ugly with that camera. They cld ve added a n old style spray nozzle on the metal part. Spraying upwards and the valet catching the fluid excess with a silver tray. True luxury
Was trying to look for this comment my Audi sometimes shoots the the cleaner to the top of my hood and had troubles cleaning it due to water staining 🥲
And when it malfunctioned u bring it to the dealership and they gona b like that dosent cover your waranty sir ,u need to add like 200$ per month to cover the damage lol
@@markusdupree5317 In alot of places the rain leaves the car, specifically black cars pretty dirty..your pob the type to not wash or take of there for years...
@@markusdupree5317unless there is extremely heavy rain, the rain causes road dirt to flick up on your with all the dried hot water marks it leaves behind
With EVs they find a way. Maybe some lubricant for your air filter wich filters all the bad air from ignorant people wich drive they combustion engines longer than yesterday.
Literally a whole section of 4-8 Engineers works on things like this, when i was working at their headquarters in munich, they had literally 20-Man Offices just for the Doorhandles
The concept of a camera wash is great... The actual execution of it has lots of room for improvement. Waiting to see what improvements gen 2 will bring.
I think what it needs(sounds complex but compared to this, it’s hard to say “too” complex) But a small dome, and all it has to do is rotate against some brushes. Those brushes could be equipped with an injection system for a cleaning solution as well. But not really necessary
So BMW That is hilarious The whole thing is so not needed and then so poorly engineered it makes my 10 years old Tesla looks like a spaceship Missing pieces - noises- water marks …. Just try to picture that nonsense in 10 years…
Wow something else that will be about $600 to fix once it breaks. And I’ll be forced to fix it because the dash will remind me every 5 minutes that it’s broken. Thanks!
Yo, try to get that video made. “The Ultimate Road Rage FU” someone honkes at this and you see the spray happen right after. Guess BMW has a Middle Finger now for assholes behind.
You’ve never had a dirty front side or rear cam? You either have 0 cameras or don’t drive when the weather isn’t ideal. Absolutely a solution to an existing issue or the funds to fix it wouldn’t have made it to a production vehicle.
@@Ryan-uh9le sounds like you’re ok being poor. And when you get hit by a car while you’re on the shoulder of a highway you’ll be wishing for automatic camera sprayers.
@@Jay-cq5qrIf you spend money like this, to get a useless feature, you’re definitely not doing well financially. Richest people I know are my grandparents, who own multi million dollar companies and they still drive a broken down 2006 Toyota van. The key to wealth is savings, smart investments, and no impulse buying.
@@bmwblog First, that's a myth. Rich people are more cautious with their money compared to people who have less. Second, these cars are going to have second, third, etc owners who might not be rich and end up paying the price.
@@zeytunci1 think the person who brought the i7 is already aware of the maintenance cost for a full size luxury sedan or else they'll just go brought some compact car already. And I also think almost no one will brought a second hand car with tons of electronics issues waiting in the future
At least this one will work even if the cleaner doesn’t work anymore. Unlike Mercedes and VW Group where when the flip mechanism breaks you need to repair it for tons of cash
@@hmm7320No matter how much money you have, paying for this is being stupid. I don't care about your income level or your social level. If you pay for this, you are an idiot.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊
Yeah, now you don't have to get out of the car in cold weather or unbuckle after you are already to go. Now you don't have to carry something to wipe your camera lens with or use your thumb and get it all dirty which can get in your car interior or on your clothes.
@PeugeotRocket I'm glad that I don't have these kind of problems 😂 my car just has electric windows and mirrors, that's all... I don't need to buy a overpriced bmw to solve literally minor problems 😂
@Hitokiiry oh no. Microscratches in a lens that most people break or neglect within 3 months. How ever shall my 3 years of smudge free-turned scratch at the end, cope?
In a few years there will be a residual streak from dried up soap and atmospheric particles attatching and drying to the wet area from the flow as it also slowly weathers the paint and metal, technically making it "dirty" unless the owner comes behind it and wipes or sprays it away, thus eliminating the self washing tile and creating the BMW self washing paradox.
I think you’re over thinking it my boy. The camera cleans itself only when the lens is blocked from debris. It’s not going to be doing it everyday. Also this seems like something that’d break before it ever even works right. So I doubt it’d ever be a worry.
@@cooliodiablo4571 The soap has particles, the particles are suspended in water, on a hot day, where the sun has heated the exterior metal, the water in the soap will evaporate faster than the soap can drip down, it will leave a calcium like residue.
This is pretty accurate, using an entire waterfall to wash a camera the size of a gumball is unique, also this seems to clean the entire car with its one angle shots!
I'm sure for 2k more you can buy a logo warmer so you can clean your camera after it shuts because freezing temps or moisture in the air that is frozen
And it breaks if you don’t purchase and uses their exclusive butt camera cleaner fluid, It legit took them hundred millions USD to invent right molecule and mechanics so you MUST use their fluid only.
I'm no BMW fanboy, I had one and it broke me, but this ain't gonna break. A small spring which is compressed by the wiperfluid pump ain't gonna break. It's simple what makes it clever. Unnecessary, but clever!
“Say goodbye to car washes!”
Washes a 3 inch section of the car.
3 inches not enough?🤔
Reading comprehension is key
@@aeroenzo that's the best you got?
😂
@@connor3288 was replying to the original comment
25 gallons of wash fluid for a small micro camera… that is really efficient!!
Mercedes Benz all day
Well it's bmw, they don't even put turn signals in their cars.
Haha happy that my Scirocco doesn’t have a rear camera.
When you have the money to buy the car, you don´t give a shit about the cost of the washing fluid 💀💀💀
When in fact, you could spare the whole water ejection system, and instead of poping out the washer just popout the camera itself, so it doesn’t get dirty in the first place (no one uses the back camera while driving higher speeds, which get the camera dirty)
Before: I just need to clean the camera
After: i need to clean the whole back bumper 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just walk around my car and wipe the camera off. It seems to work. No complications so far. I'll keep you updated.
what is there to update? you cleaned it, nothing could possibly update besides it getting more dirty and you cleaned it again
@@kushpaladin300I think he’s joking
@@kushpaladin300 Yeah, that's the joke. Try to keep up. Jeez
@@kushpaladin300way too soon for an update, genius.
Yeah and cats didn't have wind afield washing fluid at one point either. Bet you use that though.
Nice! The car has its own bidet
Ha I immediately thought of cars.
😂😂😂
Lmaooo
😂😂😂made me laugh
😂
Got to refill the camera fluid!
😂
That’ll be $1200
Oh is that what it is. Not as bad now
@@MartinSanchez-th6ixwindshield washer fluid is free with every oil change
😂😂😂
Truly the peak of innovation. Very useful. How did we manage before?
Before we had the camera hidden behind the logo
The amount of lazy in the modern cars is quite crazy. No wonder all them complicated toys devalue so quickly after 2 years.
Where is that revolution? Other cars had camera cleaning system long time ago.
My citroen berlingo has a camera inside the back window. Works fine no washes. Bmw mechanism to overthink a sprinkler..the logo is ugly with that camera. They cld ve added a n old style spray nozzle on the metal part. Spraying upwards and the valet catching the fluid excess with a silver tray. True luxury
I love dry soap spots on my car
It’s not soap lol
Now think about spraying it while driving lol, shits coming right off
@@Egodeflator69lmfao spray some mystery fluid right into the air intake of the tailgater that's pissing you off😂😂
I’m fucking dead
😮
During summer cant wait to have a big water spot on the back😊
Exactly. Or an ice block in the winter. Lol
@@deekwilliams3255 😅🤣
@@deekwilliams3255 lmfao a big a$$ block
@@deekwilliams3255it uses wiper fluid which has anti-freeze.
1960: "we will have flying cars in 2023"
2023: nutting car
nice stolen comment jabroni. get a clue. get a life.
WTF 😂
Queefffff😂
😂 wish I had thought of this genius comment first 😂
🥜
Cleans the camera but leaves a soapy streak down the middle. Car washes will be needed even more 😂
mf doom
how lazy are you to not just wipe it off?
@@Padlock_Steve how stupid are you to write nonsense like this ?
@Padlock_Steve If you gotta wipe it off you may as well just wipe the camera. And you'll get paint scratches from rubbing the dirt in 😂
@@Padlock_Steve You end up doing more work wiping off the middle section of the car rather than just the camera lens
BMW during the spring season: Let’s go yall
BMW during the winter season: Why’s the tube not coming out?
Revolutionary BMW self-staining bumper. Good job, give a raise to that engineer!
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 I kno
I'd rather wipe the camera with wet tissue or microfiber than wiping 20% of my rear bumper
@@yonatankarya 🤣🤣🤣big facts
Was trying to look for this comment my Audi sometimes shoots the the cleaner to the top of my hood and had troubles cleaning it due to water staining 🥲
After just a year or two, you'll want to trade it in faster.
In '60's: "Yes! in the 2000s, cars will fly"
2023:
are you really a 33rd degree freemason?
My Dad is a Freemason in India
Они уже летают про беспилотное такси в оаэ
En 2023 apenas mean 😂
They are pissing themselves
**Slaps car roof**
"That'll be $83,999.99 sir'
😂😂😂😂
And $899/mo for the fluid subscription
And when it malfunctioned u bring it to the dealership and they gona b like that dosent cover your waranty sir ,u need to add like 200$ per month to cover the damage lol
83,999.99! Well does it self wipe too? 😂😂😂
Only $84k for a new bmw, much less one with new technology? More like $840k
Bro, why is your car p!ssing on itself?
Them: Oh, thats a feature. 😊
I read “that’s the future” at first 😅
@@stebarggood god
What BMW is that
@@stebarg same 😆
Plus 500$ for that piss nozzle and piss motor
Proprietary formulated soap: $75 per capsule.
I was thinking the same shit 😂😂😂
You also have to pay $100/month to keep the software running im sure.
Yeah, plus subscription fee
If you put in anything else it voids the warranty 😩
Capsule good for 3 washes.
Great it's leaving a mess thanks BMW for this useless feature
Learn the definition of useless lol.
Bro u the type guy to wash ur car because it was raining
@@markusdupree5317 In alot of places the rain leaves the car, specifically black cars pretty dirty..your pob the type to not wash or take of there for years...
Exactly
@@markusdupree5317unless there is extremely heavy rain, the rain causes road dirt to flick up on your with all the dried hot water marks it leaves behind
BMW is supporting the automotive repair industry for generations to come.
Tesla on top
@@nickp9991meanwhile your battery breaks after 3 seconds of use and they want to charge you $17,000
It's legit a slef washing camera not a self washing car
@@Amsimplyhim *self and given BMW's proven record, it'll break and cost a small fortune.
@@Cohen-Tigerthe battery lasts 10 years before replacement and is about 10k 😂 you clearly don’t know wtf you’re talking about
Is that a car wash or a car? BMW be like, "I'm self-cleaning!"
no replies?
LOL YEA and I see you everywhere
NPC
gotta love the leftover soap that'll definitely be visible when its dry
And let's not forget
The Hard 💦 Soap Spot
Then you wipe it around the car and scrub and rinse, boom you’re done
@@FLiPtHeSWI7CHif you are going to do all of that then just bring soap…… this is stupid
This is not soap this is windshield washer
I came here to say this lol
Leaves a mess along with a 3-10k charge if it stops working lmao
@VGAppSolutions😂
"Say goodbye to car washes and hello to water and soap stains!"
“Tonight on SMNN”
Lol
*btschld is typing...*
I'm going to send this to Beastchild discord server
We’re getting closer and closer to actually having to go to the store for blinker fluid
In 2023 it's a joke, in 2040 it could be an annoying part of every day life.
😂😂😂😂😂
With EVs they find a way. Maybe some lubricant for your air filter wich filters all the bad air from ignorant people wich drive they combustion engines longer than yesterday.
I sent my co-worker to the part store for blinker fluid. They told her it was back order. True story
@@tristc6909 I mean you can buy it, there has been gag gift versions of this for like two decades now at least.
Nice feature, now i just have to wash the mess it did
I mean it's probably intended for inclement weather, your car's already dirty when you using it
Its just motivating you to wash the rest, its already started it off for you 😂
Its for cleaning the tiny camera not the car
Juste put tap water
@eixd3396 don't think you're smart enough to realize that the camera will be clean but that section of your car won't
When a BMW sees a beautiful Porsche.
😂
I hate my mind 😏
Underrated comment
For front camera it may be cool, but what of it's back 😂
😂
This is very useful when you drive in snowy day
Manually cleans soap marks afterwards
😂😂😂
😂👍
Yeah stupid invention 🤦🏻♂️🫤❌
and surely that accessory is super expensive
Yeah that was my next question
What next? A washer to wash the washer?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mine has a headlight cleaner almost like that lol.
Wipers on the headlights 😂
This shit is so extra.
Bro you’re gonna give them ideas
Someone at the factory has a huge sense of humor
Oh God damnit
😂😂😂😂 yes
Somewhere in the Pixar cars universe: Dad how was a made. Dad:
YO like washing your Sus 😳
Impossible, it's German after all.
BMW самая лучшая ❤❤❤😊
Good that she's relieving her pressure
😂😂😂😂 legend
💀💀💀
Add a catheter to your bladder no need for pit stops!
This component alone kept a BMW engineer employed for a full year.
You can keep a bmw dealership fed for a year
Literally a whole section of 4-8 Engineers works on things like this, when i was working at their headquarters in munich, they had literally 20-Man Offices just for the Doorhandles
@@Kompany54 😂
I'd rather wipe it every 6 months than have a whole system of German over engineered back up camera washer hoses and actuators. 😂
@@Kompany54 that’s amazing. Case in point.
Great, clean camera, now I only have to deal with the big water stripe
Hard 💦Wins Again🙃
Right the problem is just bigger now lol
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someones daughter:
A damp wash cloth will make it less of a mess !!
It’s literally wiper fluid it doesn’t streak
@@Mliohoh Well damp the cloth with wiper fluid.
@@DaddysFastestSwimmerhahaha that’s too much work for a lazy person.
you can't do that while driving
This is meant to do while driving bozo
The concept of a camera wash is great... The actual execution of it has lots of room for improvement. Waiting to see what improvements gen 2 will bring.
A car bidet!!!!
You sound optimistic.
I think what it needs(sounds complex but compared to this, it’s hard to say “too” complex)
But a small dome, and all it has to do is rotate against some brushes. Those brushes could be equipped with an injection system for a cleaning solution as well. But not really necessary
So BMW
That is hilarious
The whole thing is so not needed and then so poorly engineered it makes my 10 years old Tesla looks like a spaceship
Missing pieces - noises- water marks …. Just try to picture that nonsense in 10 years…
Needs a gutter system
Wow something else that will be about $600 to fix once it breaks. And I’ll be forced to fix it because the dash will remind me every 5 minutes that it’s broken. Thanks!
came here to say something similar... the future looks dim these days.
No thanks! *
😂😂 bruh took it personal.
You never worked on a BMW in your life have you
@@tylerlorence6209 You don't need to work on one... just getting the repair bill is enough to teach the lesson.
Ahn Tá!
Uma BMW soltando água pela traseira é evolução 😂
If you ever feel useless just remember : an engineer got his degree to come up with this
😅
Bro I was gunna say..
😂😂😂😂.
Atleast he got paid
It's cleaning the camera
"and while you're out, pick up another gallon or two of Beamer milk"
😂
"Hey, your car is lactating. When is it due?"
😂
$500 specified dealer only
😆 I love coming across gems like this
Imagine honking at a BMW and the back of it starts to come 😂
Yo, try to get that video made. “The Ultimate Road Rage FU” someone honkes at this and you see the spray happen right after. Guess BMW has a Middle Finger now for assholes behind.
"Don't honk I'll cum" bumper sticker never looked so good lmao
Pause
“Don’t beep at me, I’ll come” ☹️☹️
@@TheHuskyK9 uhmmmm
Bmw:×
Asmr:👍
I believe this is a solution to a problem no one has.
You’ve never had a dirty front side or rear cam? You either have 0 cameras or don’t drive when the weather isn’t ideal. Absolutely a solution to an existing issue or the funds to fix it wouldn’t have made it to a production vehicle.
@@deaf2819 just use a cloth. Do it all the time, kiddo
@@Ryan-uh9le sounds like you’re ok being poor. And when you get hit by a car while you’re on the shoulder of a highway you’ll be wishing for automatic camera sprayers.
@deaf2819 What has that got to do with being poor? You realise half of these cars are on finance anyways. Don't have to be rich to get a nice car. 🤣
This is a big issue in winter states where either salt or other deicers are used on the roads. The salt residue and dust clouds up cameras.
German engineer " if we want it clean we should use an entire bottle of cleaner per shot"
That will keep them coming back to garage. Perfect!
@@lllllillllllllillllwhy would people go back to the garage? Can you not refill the fluid on your own?
No kidding
More moving parts what could happen
First couple owners will like it
@@joel.ha. yeah but if you don't use bmw's special soap the engine might over heat and explode!
Ah bmw, one of the only car manufacturers that makes cars ejaculate on themselves 💀💀💀
funny
It has a squrt button😂
💀
Bruh y’all too immature 😤
Grow up
@@Youngniggafromdahood now when a BMW cuts you off wt no turn signal, it can also sqirt on the haters.
Nexflix: are you stall watching ?
Someone daughter:
*Makes it a 50 dollar a month option from the factory
😂😂😂
Facts🤣🤣🤣
50 dollars is to cheap a 100 dollar option
50.... try 400
“Look Ma, the car is peeing.”
Bro☠️
It’s not peeing. It’s squirting.
Looks like she’s excited
More like creaming
Bro remember thats the butt of the car
If you ever feel useless just remember the geniuses who engineered this at BMW
That got paid fat because useless idiots that actually paid for the car
*This comment was made by a brokie who dosen't have a camera on his car*
@@Jay-cq5qrIf you spend money like this, to get a useless feature, you’re definitely not doing well financially. Richest people I know are my grandparents, who own multi million dollar companies and they still drive a broken down 2006 Toyota van. The key to wealth is savings, smart investments, and no impulse buying.
@@Jay-cq5qr You can install a perfectly good camera yourself for a hundred bucks or less. No one needs this upcharged overengineered crap.
I laughed while reading that thank u.@@Jay-cq5qr
Skunky mobile! ❤️
- Sprayer breaks
- That would be $4000 + tax, sir
People that have money for a 7 Series rarely worry about expenses
@@bmwblog First, that's a myth. Rich people are more cautious with their money compared to people who have less.
Second, these cars are going to have second, third, etc owners who might not be rich and end up paying the price.
@@zeytunci1 think the person who brought the i7 is already aware of the maintenance cost for a full size luxury sedan or else they'll just go brought some compact car already. And I also think almost no one will brought a second hand car with tons of electronics issues waiting in the future
True but most people have that money not to care
There's a thing called a warranty...
"Your automatic camera washer is broken... That will be 5,000$ please" -:BMW Mechanic
😂😂😂😂
5 grand you must have the basic version
Mercedes: We’re hide our camera under the logo and it will open when you turn reverse gear
BMW: WAAAAAAATER WAAAAAAAATER
😂same on my VW polo....under logo😂
@@paper-ko4kq you don’t understand it’s innovation!
At least this one will work even if the cleaner doesn’t work anymore. Unlike Mercedes and VW Group where when the flip mechanism breaks you need to repair it for tons of cash
The 6 Series BMW also had the cam under the flap. This is really a step backwards 🙄
Same as vw 😅
Son: Mom why do you like this car so much mom: well you see it’s like my old cucumber but better
That’s what you want! Soap residue all down the back of your car. For sure!
Hard water deposits have entered the chat!
It’s my urine being used in all models now
Distilled water only
@@Fee.1Oh, cause it’s a BMW! They can’t use turn signals but they can put distilled water in the camera washer?!
@@rvtech101 turn signals require blinker fluid
@@Fee.1 distilled blinker fluid, get it right ;)
bmw: this option its extra 5000$
me: no thx ill clean it myself with a finger for free
Some people have 5k like you'd have $50.
My $25K subaru forester has had this feature for 5 years.
😂
@@hmm7320No matter how much money you have, paying for this is being stupid. I don't care about your income level or your social level. If you pay for this, you are an idiot.
@@hmm7320tf is your point lol? Not everybody can afford to spend money on stupid sh!t
Most satisfying video , watching this continuously, but nothing is there 😅
I got a Kia with a back up camera, whenever I see it getting dirty I just wipe it off with my shirt 😂
That explains why you drive a Kia lol
@@BendItMakeItClap69 well, it has over 200k, turbo charged, and I’m an experienced technician so I maintain my own stuff and it’s fun to drive🤷🏾♂️
@@FZERO20for real people wanna talk so bad about kia when its a good as car I have one as well and Im glad as hell I got it🙏🏼
Kia boys
@@BendItMakeItClap69I'll take a KIA over some POS BMW anyday. And I'll bet it's still better than what you drive
just like that i realized, i really do miss her
She the only one who made it splash 😢
That’s gonna be an expensive fix 🤣
I can already see the warning ⚠️ 😂 , trust me 3 bimmers in so far
Would u actually fix it though 😂 I mean honestly I know I wouldn’t pay hundreds for that bs lol
Number plate washer😂
That was some good weed in that board room when they put their heads together with this 😂
Cocaine
Her: did you pull out?
Also her:
its a bmw logo not a cliter
@@fabuxverchatura what’s the difference?
@@fabuxverchatura 😂😂😂
😂
Wow so original
“Say goodbye to car washes” - LMAO
As detailer I love this. See you in I think a year maybe two. Soap + sun will be work for me.. 🤗
When your car is too exited
😅
It has failed no nut November
💀💀💀
I can hear the dealership already. "That will be $1400 to fix."
Scrolling down the coments the fixing price is going down from $4k to $1400. Good deal.
A whole dang stimulus check
Imagine hearing "Car is at the dealership, wash sensor is coming up idk" 😅
1400 to look at it 😂
@@kinggstergaming4136 No doubt!
You must pay $39.95 monthly to use the bidet feature.
Doubt it
@@bmwblogit was a joke dude😂
@@ashyoung42007it wasnt
@@bmwblogdidn't bmw charge for heated seats monthly? Yeah with BMW its a possibility. And this is an absolutely retarded "feature" for a car to have.
@@bmwblogFound out this car is from Romania… is this true?
You gotta wipe of that extra soapy water as well.
Coming from Minnesota, this is a sure-fire way to make sure you can’t open your trunk in the winter 😅
Same. Takes 2 seconds with a t-shirt
Fr bro Wisconsin is the same (the packers are better)
Do you guys dont know anti freeze liquid?
@@felixweinmann7563antifreeze on the paint?!
Right!?😅
"Bro that beamer just pissed itself" 😂
Yeah because everyone uses the word “bro”in every sentence they say these days 😂 that word is getting so played out and old already
@riddles4237 Bro, you mad bro? Whatchu mad for? Like my boy, just chill out broski 😎
@@cooliodiablo4571😂🤣 no bro, I’m not bro, you trippin bro, for real bro, calm down bro, ok bro… “bro” 😂🤣
squirting
Always some clown starting his comment with bro.
🤡🤡🤡
"should we provide consumers with affordable and reliable cars?"
"no fuck that, people want a BMW logo that can wash a camera."
Was it really necessary to fuck up the design of every BMW as well?
-Absolutely!
BMW can't even manage to do reliability regardless of the cost
@@SuperBRization They are built to brake. Planned obsolescence is BMWs best category.
@@Ce0ammerso they have really good stopping power?
LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂
I truly love cleaning one spot of my car!
“That’ll be an extra $5,000 for this feature.”
-BMW
😂
Its just for washing the backing camera
@@janvertonghen14 I’ve seen the video as well
That'll be a subscription service too, deactivates if you miss a payment
*per annum.
"Sir that will be a 5k additional charge for that feature" it makes the car go faster 😂😂
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊
No it doesn't, it washes the camera as shown and described 😅
@@full-fishits a fucking joke
This feature adds HP and increases MPG
lol ok good Bye car wash wyf
David Attenborough: "When the BMW is in heat, it will spray to mark is territory
😂😂Best reply bro.
*spray mark for territory
The snake will hiss and spray.
@@YesSekupangur wrong hes right loll
It's part of the rich German history of marking territory
It washes the tiniest bit of the car. You're still gona need car washes
Thank god they invented that. My camera was dirty and I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Let's go buy a BMW.
Yeah, now you don't have to get out of the car in cold weather or unbuckle after you are already to go. Now you don't have to carry something to wipe your camera lens with or use your thumb and get it all dirty which can get in your car interior or on your clothes.
@PeugeotRocket I'm glad that I don't have these kind of problems 😂 my car just has electric windows and mirrors, that's all... I don't need to buy a overpriced bmw to solve literally minor problems 😂
@@GTI_95 I wouldn't buy that car just because it has a lens cleaner but I certainly hope to see this to become a feature on more vehicles.
Now let's go find that button that activates this feature
@@PeugeotRocket dam ya sound soft wth, its that much of a hassle to do ?
Land Rover invented oil leaking cars and BMW invented a car that can piss itself.
This was epic 😂😂😂😂😂
“Yes my car just seems to keep coming “
Omg! That's funny....
ew weirdo
@@ispeel2644grow up
@@ispeel2644nyuh uh!!
Costumer states...
Hooray! Just more stuff I can’t fix when something goes wrong.
I’d rather have a dirty rear view camera than the whole back of the car messed up with soap.
Definitely agree. Personally, I've developed the habit of giving the camera lens a wipe with my finger on the way by. Takes literally 2 seconds.
But it's revolutionary
Will get broken off too.
@@nebula0024careful. You are making tiny scratches that will result in an accelerated degradation of the camera's cover and make it blur
@Hitokiiry oh no. Microscratches in a lens that most people break or neglect within 3 months. How ever shall my 3 years of smudge free-turned scratch at the end, cope?
I love when my rear end gets creamed like that.
That logo squirts harder than my girl.
ok
So you're jesus huh
Me too especially when it’s bbc creamy
😅
We are making strides in the auto industry. We now invented a car that pees on itself. 😅
Either it pees on it's balls or it pees on it's butthole. Haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good one!😂😂😂
Youve never seen the volvos with headlight wipers and sprayers have you 😂
It's nutting. Not peeing.
Just couldn't wait till I got you home huh, u dirty car you ❤ I happy to see that you came
"But they can wipe the camera by hand"............. "NEIN NEIN NEIN"😂😂😂😂
Why I hear Hitler saying it?
@andrei_chikatil0 exactly correct. The emblem is a propeller with the sky as a backdrop. Well done
ne des moch ma ned😮
@andrei_chikatil0same as alot of germans grandfathers are wwII veterans :o and also germany is the same country that germany was in wwII 🤯
How you gonna wipe it off while driving?
David Attenborough: "When the BMW is in heat, it will spray to mark is territory"
🎉😂
Rotfl!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I was saying
In a few years there will be a residual streak from dried up soap and atmospheric particles attatching and drying to the wet area from the flow as it also slowly weathers the paint and metal, technically making it "dirty" unless the owner comes behind it and wipes or sprays it away, thus eliminating the self washing tile and creating the BMW self washing paradox.
I think you’re over thinking it my boy. The camera cleans itself only when the lens is blocked from debris. It’s not going to be doing it everyday. Also this seems like something that’d break before it ever even works right. So I doubt it’d ever be a worry.
@@cooliodiablo4571 The soap has particles, the particles are suspended in water, on a hot day, where the sun has heated the exterior metal, the water in the soap will evaporate faster than the soap can drip down, it will leave a calcium like residue.
Or it just repeats the process with a rinse cycle of just water and no soap to clean off the car.
@@cooliodiablo4571bro definitely uses the camera cleaner on his BMW
"That's YOUR problem" - the surveillance state
BMW innovation at its finest.
This is pretty accurate, using an entire waterfall to wash a camera the size of a gumball is unique, also this seems to clean the entire car with its one angle shots!
Now you’ll have to have a separate maintenance plan for it and it will also have quarterly inspections by the camera professionals at BMW
Finally someone figured it out! God bless you buddy 🙏😇
that is going to be a fun thing to fix in the winter when the fluid freezes that closed.
I can guarantee that it just uses windshield washer fluid which is specifically designed to not freeze lmao
I'm sure for 2k more you can buy a logo warmer so you can clean your camera after it shuts because freezing temps or moisture in the air that is frozen
Truly a revolution in technology
BMW: It's revolutionary!
ME: That thing is breaking as soon as the warranty expires!
And it breaks if you don’t purchase and uses their exclusive butt camera cleaner fluid,
It legit took them hundred millions USD to invent right molecule and mechanics so you MUST use their fluid only.
@@MP-vc4nu Yes it's water plus soap. One part per million LoL
bmw electronics dont break down. its just because its so complex.
I'm no BMW fanboy, I had one and it broke me, but this ain't gonna break. A small spring which is compressed by the wiperfluid pump ain't gonna break. It's simple what makes it clever. Unnecessary, but clever!
Bring
Me
Workshop
Sprays more then a whole windshield needs
That camera has more showers than some grown adults.😅
Looks like the BMW is satisfied with its owner❤