British People Aren't Racist - Daliso Chaponda | On the Mic | Universal Comedy
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- Daliso Chaponda talks about racism in Britain and going to a British school.
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"I'm going into him" literally cracked me up. The way he delivers his jokes is really funny
that got me good
Don't want to ruin the joke. Don't want to tuin the joke.
Hope I'm not ruining the joke.😅
He couldn't point at his father because of the rope.😂
“My school thought I had a better chance of running into the ghost of julius Caesar than another Africa “ 🤣🤣
*African
British: why are all these foreigners coming here
foreigner: you just spent a decade teaching me where do you think id go.
I fucking lost it this guy is a comedy genius keep up the great work man.
This is the third time today I've watched him .I have sore sides from laughing great comedian ❤
This man is brilliant.
And also correct. As someone from Yorkshire, there's two things in this world I can't stand: people intolerant of other cultures...and Lancashire.
Lol! X)
But Lancashire is cheese god.
Still got those sore looser vibes over there eh? 🤣
@@willtheclimatealarmistsall7728 tbh we're still a little salty about the war of the roses
@@justelliot4870 bro let it rest its been few hundred years xD
His voice is a great asset.
As a malawian...am so proud of youuu!
GO DALI!!!🇲🇼♥️
His half Zambian & half Malawian
It's nice to have some positivity being spread about the UK, it's a refreshing change.
Clearly he hasn't come across Ugly Patel
Tell me about it
This and the euros, something to actually be proud of
I remember seeing this guy in Britain's Got Talent 5 years ago or so.
He is EASILY one of my all-time favourite comedians, and I don't say that ironically. I thought he was brilliant and I'm so happy to see he's getting the attention he deserves. He has me rolling in laughter every time.
And not just because of the jokes he makes, but the way he delivers them is peak. I will always respect this man.
Me too
He's really brilliant. And his routine is a prime example, of who is delivering the joke/message. Most of what he's saying would be (correctly) racist, if delivered by a white non-foreigner.
Now HE deserves a Netflix special!.
This guy isn't only funny he's got charisma not to mention that he's a genius!!!! Brilliantly done! Keep up the amazing work!!!! Don't believe in political correctness myself!!!!
this guy is such an amazing talent, come to Malaysia please
This guy is not only funny but a pure hearted.
and so smart and well- educated
Alex Force, Strange - I was thinking the exact thing.
As a Cameroonian (West African),I could relate to a lot of the African jokes he made. I've lived in South Africa 4 years now and Cape Town hardly feels like you're in Africa and so a lot of what Daliso is saying kind of applies
Probably like north America. Mexico is a very different place culturally and foods are very different from Canada. Even from Northern US to Southern US is very different in accent, food, weather, and culture.
That's Central Africa 🥺🥰🥰love from West Africa
@@chimychimesthere is no such thing as central africa. West east north and south
Have you seen that other clip with him?
“What’s your name, Tuesday?”
@@AncientOneFamily. That is not what he meant. He was referring to Cape Town being a functioning and well run town because the people of the Cape provinces have voted in a different political part than the political party that is doing a very poor job running the the rest of South Africa
Basic infrastructures are crumbling here under the ruling party, a perfect example would be the lack of electricity - look up loadshedding in South Africa & the corruption in Eskom which is a government owned company so they refuse to allow any competitors.
Love you Daliso. I am so pleased to see you still performing. I am a huge comedy fan. You're a funny guy. Blessings to you from Manchester 🙏💕
So, do you like him because he's funny, or because he's not from Liverpool? 😄
@@marioprawirosudiro7301 LOL
@@marioprawirosudiro7301 Beat me to it, was about to respond "And no blessings to you from Liverpool" 😄 Well meant of course. So nice to hear him describe the uk so positively.
Ha you got me😁 🤣I think he's hilarious and I wish him great success
The devil pointing to the Dad is the best part
One of the smart stand up comedian ever🤣🤣. Love it
I’m from Texas, and I was took one of many trips to Colorado or Utah on a ski trip each year. One year in ski school, a kid asked me if I ride horses to school.
I'm multiracial, white/Rajput etc..but I was born and lived in India...when I came to the UK at 14 for school, this girl comes up to me and asked if I lived in a hut. I just burst out laughing, as the main house I lived in was probably as big as the bloody school building....stereotypes!
I'm from California...horses, bicycles, skateboards, skates, motorcycles...it's all good, as long as you've got a secure stable when you get there...unfortunately the cops here won't even arrest the rustlers if you've a GPS strapped to you pony, let alone hang em
I'm born and raised in America, never been anywhere outside of America, and yet I still know enough about other countries to understand their cultures, we have google it's just some Americans are not only stationary but also quite lazily ignorant.
Im from the US and honestly I don't understand why he had a hard time over here? He's absolutely hilarious 🤣
Please come to Michigan, I'd love to hear you're jokes in person!
I think segregation did a bad number🤣🤣🤣
Many foreigners have a hard time with your folks. Dumb questions and insensitive remarks. That’s off putting.
the Holy jokes where so good LMAO
Thank you Daliso, for complimenting the UK/Britain (where I live) you really made me smile :)
The british done exactly the same here in IRELAND you don't have to go all the way to Africa for stories like that every country in the world collectively hates the english 🇮🇪💚🇮🇪
@@barrymcguire7124 charming and you have proof? and I'm sorry, but I come from Irish grandparents, and they didn't hate us or they wouldn't have married my grandfathers...
@@redheadedpsycho4566 I never said every person I said every country and if you have a look at the legacy that england left in countries around the world the truth is there for you to see but look at it from the natives point of view not the imperial English one and I didn't write the history I'm only pointing it out 🇮🇪💚🇮🇪
leave the past alone. leave the past alone. i have loads of Irish friends and family, i've never heard them complain about what happened with us 2 counties. you're the first though
@@redheadedpsycho4566 whats in the past your country is still occupying six of our stolen counties unless you consider today the past
hilarious af but this crowd is tough
some of those faces could freeze the sun...awkward...
Much too tough! He is funny with a capital F!! 🤣
He is absolutely brilliant! My favorite comedian. Love from Asia❤
Its true. I also went to a british school and we learned english and french. Granted we also learned kiswahili but english was the primary language used for everything and we learned no other african languages. We also learned american and british history and not much African history. I can tell you about the montgomery bus boycott but not much about the history of my own continent.
Then learn it brother.
@@section5760 I've been learning about it on my own and its quite a shame that the school system didnt find it important enough to share witb students.
@@mr.ambientsounds1291 but why should other country’s teach African culture and history?? Surely that should be African country’s teaching that. If I moved from Britain to just say Kenya I would what to know about that country it’s culture it’s history it’s language and so on . That’s just my opinion. Have a nice day friend.
@@section5760 British did not want colonial Africa teaching the true African history to kids as it would inspire hate against Britain and Europe.
@@section5760 I'm thinking he meant a "British" school in Africa. So, you know, you _would_ expect a school in Kenya to teach Kenyan history, wouldn't you? Instead they teach British history. Not sure why they still do that after independence...inertia, perhaps?
He's one of the best modern comedians I've seen for a long time, most of the others, I can sit through without even a smile.
👍👌👏😁😁 Really fantastic! Hilariously funny guy!
Very good, religion sketch reminds me of Dave Allen, greetings from Ireland
@Big G no thanks
He's a great comedian!!
"We're coming to arrest you...where do you live?" 🤣😂
Yes I agree that British people in general are not racist. I just love British people. Never once was I being abused as a foreigner. In fact they treated me like their own. I missed UK very much. And now they also have one of the kindest PM in Boris Johnson.
I know what you mean :(
I'm eastern european and I worked in america couple of years back and the manager one day asked me if we have cars in my country or we still ride horses? I was walking around that place with an iphone for days and this was her ice breaker ...
Oh your manager is well traveled and highly educated…. She knows that your country has horses
Daliso, you are a genius!
Wow I'm only 1 min in and I get it's comedy but that strikes a chord with me... I'm an NZer (New Zealander/Kiwi) but Irish and Scottish. even though New Zealand was a colony of England and all of our things are essentially the British way of doing things, we grew up learning our countries history. Learning all facets of it. The bad and the good. To me that feels wrong to have been brought up not being taught your countrys history (or in the case of Americans, being taught it correctly). It feels like a net loss for the world. One less person to pass that history on. I hope things have changed since then. I know exactly 0 about what is taught in African Schools at any time but i would hope they at least learn their own languages, their own history, and their own traditions...
Being an African I find it interesting when a fellow speaks about all that happens in our daily lives...
I loved this
Totally agree..... absolutely hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh man what a finisher that was! Hilarious set! I hope to attend one of your shows someday.
I didn't know Daliso until I saw him on QI. He is so very funny! This is great!
One of the best comedians on 🌎 earth!
Latin was offered at my former high school here in Kenya but I couldn't be bothered. We did however learn Kenyan history, especially the fight against 70 years of British occupation. 🤣
😂
This guy is amazing 🤩
I'm going into him...is the best cliffhanger ever!
😂😂❤ had me rolling. Thanks
the jokes about turning everything holy got me rolling
Funny im still in tears !
He aint wrong tho even in the u.s most my white Gs, all british and till today they spit facts at ppl they color on my behalf, they one the best homies to have. i show em respect always fr
People like this are rare tho
@ Universal Comedy. This comedian has some serious skillz. The UK jus might have their own Dave Chappelle in this man. Laughter is a rare medicine. Plz cherish him eh . Much ❤ from Canada 🇨🇦
The very last bit 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Well that had me belly laughing 😂
This crowd is tough….
The crowd feel pressed and and sort of guilt cos Dalitso is addressing some of the atrocities that most white ppl doesn’t know their ancestors did to other kinds of ppl. They don’t know whether to laugh or not coz most of the things are terrible, but they are learning through comedy now so that a good thing!!
@@mackenziematola6095 what atrocities did whites commit lol. Did you see the Chinese literally eating each other and the Africans enslaving other tribes and sending them across the sea. The white man is pretty tame compared to others.
Gold standard ⭐️
“I’ll go to McDonalds, order a burger; Holy cow”
I died 😂😂😂😂😂
Daliso is brilliant!
- UK.
😀😀😀😀😀😀 intellectual humour using facts ....great talk 👍
im crying about the satan joke
i am stilll laughing at your jokes even after watching it a few times :)
The curriculum part...maaan! It's too real.
That was a nice perfomance Homie
I'm laughing so hard, I am actually crying....thanks for that.
Thats reality most people don't care about others race or religion or any of that type of stuff, we're all too busy just trying to survive day to day, pay the bills, put food on the table, keep a roof over our heads and look after our families. This guy is funny.
True...
Representing MALAWI
This guy is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And many Americans never leave the country for a simple reason...we poor.
Leave the country? I can't even afford to leave the state!
This guy is amazingly funny
LMAO this was brillaint.
1:21 PREACH
Very thoughtful words and history put into joke
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard when I said I’m going into him ... I’m pretty sure his dad runs so hard
😂😂😂😂😂 I can imagine the shock on his Dad's face
the ghost of Julius Caesar! nice one!
Good job chaponda😂😂🙌
People need to understand that this guy is a comedian and not necessarily telling the truth. For example, African history was taught in my school in the mid-1960s. My school also offered an African language.
I love it
"Yeah?" hahahaha
"Do you think that a Trump figure could get elected in the UK ? "
Boris Johnson nervously laughing in the corner
My fav guy
Have never laughed alone like today 😂
3:50 through 4:30 is very important
Really hilarious 😆😆😆
"Yoh dawg, you from Africa?" 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy kills me🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
That was good
Please come to Virginia Beach in America! I want to sit in one of your shows!
I really like Daliso. He's an excellent addition to the UK comedy crowd.
The Best
Interesting......very interesting about the schooling....in colonial hong kong they learnt about Chinese history...... very interesting.
Also, my favourite comedian out therem
holly cow got me
This man is so funny!
Oh my gosh ! Daliso ! My name is Dali !
Hahahaha. Being African and coming from Malawi really got me cracked up.
This is guy is great lol
I can't wait for the next series... "The exorcism of Daliso's Father!" lol
😂😂😂
Daliso is very intelligent and very funny indeed!
" I put my best Satan voice " hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did anyone notice, his voice and his laugh doesn't match🤣🤣 when is speaking its a high pitched cute voice, when he is laughing he sounds a deep dark voiced man🤣 its so funny
That Satan voice LMAO
Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeee, he is good.
👍👍👍
🎉🎉🎉 I KNOW WESTERN AFRICAN LEARN COCAINE IN PUT , BUT YOUR YOUR DRAMA WAS PERFECT
He is funny because he is telling the truth:)
Good point. Is there anything funnier than what we humans actually do?
Dis guy is so good that he is over appying himself😂😂
Thanks dave It's very true even when we argue and call each other the worst names we can think of. It sounds racist for sure. But it's in an endearing way.
Like calling each other Kents.
I really thought this was dave Chappel until I hear his lips move. 😅😅😅
Your school curriculum sounds pretty much like the in Scotland in the fifties and sixties. Oh, how I was bored by the Tudors!