wattpad comments are wild
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2024
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when the wattpad comments are funnier and more entertaining than the story you know you hit the good sht
Sometimes I would go to popular fanfics just to read them then the actual fic 😭
yes. especially if the story is the "typical Y/N".
after was like this. the comments were the only thing keeping me going. i live for the snarky comments about tessa's awful outfits
@@elianabrook6900 LMFAOOO HER CHURCH OUTFIT TO A FRAT PARTY
@@anmo_669 YES THEY DRAGGED THAT TO HELL AND BACK I WAS DYING
"If red flag bad, why red flag sexy?"
Make this into a sticker and I'll slap this on to all my bookmarked fanfics.
Saaaame lmao
Along with the "YEESSS! Kill them my lesbian queen!"
that one really spoke to me
I don’t have it saved, but I see the meme of a signboard reading “hers a red flag but red is my favourite colour so what do” everywhere; you could probably google it
Same, also “I dont mind a little incest every now and then 🤷♀️ “
As a wattpad writer I can confirm that the comments people leave sometimes have me questioning life.
okay but what the fuck is these bots on
Pray I don't come across your books caused you'll be questioning why you were even born after seeing the weird shit I write
@@jinchissii help
I tried wattpad.... never clicked with it
I've read some about fnaf... I'm nervous now that I've started publishing my own book and I don't want people sexualizing an oc & William. D:
I use wattpad and i randomly commented "water. Earth. Fire. Air." And suddenly there was a chain of people reciting the lines from the avatar intro. It was beautiful.
Oh you were that genius
Damn girl I will never forget you in my entire life
@@ophe._lia wait you know me!?
Mom, I'm famous!
That was epic.
Wait you are THAT PERSON?
@@shiny-collector-silvermind i ask wgat story was it ?
There was one wattpad comment that went kinda like "I don't know how to explain to my mom that i got in the hospital for dehydration after crying for four nights because of this fanfic" and i relate to it in a spiritual level
I don't cry because of fanfics. I cry because of everything else that's happened in my life.
I just love the contrast of Ao3 Comments being written essays and how it’s an actual review and here’s wattpad just:
Pshh... only like 1 out of every 100 comments I come across on Ao3 is longer than a couple very short paragraphs at most. And it's definitely not structured as a review/essay for the most part. Like 1 out of ever 1,000 is more of an actual review.
On wattpad they kinda do that in small chunks... they can also comment on everything this way, rather than forgetting half of what they were gonna say by the time they reach the end of the chapter.
At the same time, yeah... wattpad commenters be going wild... Ao3 is a little more... kalm.
Also, on neither of those sites do you get reviews that actually offer constructive criticism very often. In fact, it almost never happens. You also can't usually comment constructive criticisms without getting treated as a "hater" for it... so I can see why people don't do that.
wattpad is jus unmedicated mental illness and horny spam amd ao3 is essay on hoe the book was good or how to improve ur writing and sweet convos w the occasional horny
wattpads on crack
Most AO3 comments I read are cursing the author and asking for more. Though I mainly read angst.
“POKEMON GO TO YOUR CHILD MOTHFUCKER”
If we were to combine Ao3's author tags with Wattpad's commenters I think we would have enough chaotic energy to summon something.
Not sure what that something would be, but it'd definetely be horny in more ways than one.
Probably some sort of eldritch abomination.
I think it would give the madness that overtook the guys in The Russian Sleep Experiment physical form
rhinoceros in heat
Slannesh, obviously.
Tentacle monster
Wattpad comments are really something else. Sometimes its more entertaining to read those than the actual story 🤣
as someone who used to read wattpad stories on a daily basis (it was my flop era), yes.
@@mikusan6762 idk some were tolerable. I was 12, not a native English speaker and chose books by their covers. Now I know where to find (mostly) good fanfics 👍
Onec I got into a wattpad comment roleplay what later became its own book. Shame that half of the team left because beef.
NO BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DOING THIS TODAY--
true the only reason I still have Wattpad is to read the comments cuz ao3 fic quality is better but it can never top the sheer amount of crack Wattpad comments have
*laughs evilly in Wattpad commentor*
"Adrien stop possessing people from random fandoms. Please. Cluelessness like this belongs only in MLB."
One of my favorite quotes lol.
We'll never share our deepest secrets
My Little Bony
I know this is Miraculous Ladybug but that's where my mind went
@@violet7773 I thought of Major League Baseball.
"I literally do not care about them saving the world anymore I just want them to kiss."
Me, in every fanfic.
“ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU FUCKED A SQUID!?”
These comments either kill me by laughing or reality kicking me in the face.
There's more porn bots in this thread than my tumblr's followers list.
@@chaoscat1499 please save yourself
Like the ancestors one..
Both
“This is why I stick to ao3” I have never heard a sentence that s speaks to my soul on that level.
Wow 2 bots! seems the youtube comment section ain't worth your time either bud XD
@@thatoneweirdgal8469 so sad
same lmao
true lol- I only go to Wattpad once in a while to read crack fics or read comments cuz those are the only things that are significantly better on Wattpad
@@DhrithionVocals omg you should read the one with Shrek and pEpPA pig, highly recommended
as a wattpad commenter i think one of the reasons we almost never comment anything serious is cuz wattpad itself is just a dumbpster so its hard to take most of the stories seriously
Somehow the most popular ones are generally speaking the most ridiculous ones, and at that point, you might as well act as ridiculous as the content you're being pushed toread. XD
NAUR CUZ THIS IS TRUE
Yup, but there are some good ones.
and even on the good stories the comments just never change
like I started a like 100k word slow burn fanfic a few months ago and it was really really good and the comments were literally like
(Sexual tension) "fuck him already"
(hot tub scene)"2 dudes chilling in a hot tub 6 feet apart cause they ain't gay"
(Wet dream) "this is a very long dream I'm getting bored of the sex"
correct
_I remember reading a civil conversation in the Wattpad comments of their kinks, favourite sex poses and toys. And everyone's just sharing their opinions. It's concerning but literally the most peaceful reply section ever_
Really says a lot about the world we live in.
My personal fav comment on Whattpad that I’ve seen was “of course all fandoms need holy water, we have to supply God with fap material as well" 💀
wattpad comments are so different from ao3 comments, like there is such a bond between ao3 readers and authors so they're like "great job as always katie!!" or multiple paragraphs of pure analysis at the end of every chapter. then wattpad is just on crack.
true lmao-
Wattpad and ao3 are like siblings where one is just civil, nice and analytical and the there's the crackhead
if you think wattpad is on crack you havent seen dipper goes to taco bell or benrey gives gordon a colonoscopy
true words have never been spoken
@@r.s.111 please do not tell me you actively seeked out dipper goes to taco bell and/or benrey gives gordon a colonoscopy after reading my comment. please. please. please. pl
@@toomanydum4084 wait what
As a person who uses wattpad a lot, once I saw the title I immediately knew this was going to be good
same, I use it daily
same
Same-
I use both Wattpad and ao3 daily. I knew. I fking knew.
Same-
“I don't care about them saving the world anymore, I just want them to kiss” is how I feel about the webtoon Kubera.
Me and Miraculous Ladybug^^
@@i.c.4406 *We and Miraculous Ladybug^^
@@kubat4925 *us and miraculous ladybug^^
This had me SCREAMING cuz I abandoned that for the same reason please😭😭
miraculous ladybug
6:24
Fun fact, I met a nine year old on wattpad who had SMUT PUBLICLY BOOKMARKED LIKE WHAAAAAT
Big mistake
You judging them
@@IrregularityRowan
no i am just concerned for her mental health. at 9 years old I didn't know what smut was.
@@toolazytochangecringeprofile lol
me at 10:
As a wattpad user, once I saw a comment on a drarry of someone reading at a FUNERAL and they were desperately trying not to laugh.
Also, another user apparently printing a drarry fanfic to read, amazing commitment 😭
ao3 comments: Long thought out paragraph about how amazing the fic is
Wattpad comments: chaotic shit and I love it
I was writing a She-ra chatfic on Wattpad when you posted this-
As someone who crossposts...
Yeah. It's like someone keeps interrupting your writing and it's highly entertaining. Ao3 readers have left a bunch of very bookmarks, but nothing beats wattpad's craziness
Just one paragraph? More like 4-16, poor authors.
ao3 commenters are more civil than the Wattpad ones, even on smut fics lol-
and then there's Wattpad saying crazy shit for every line but we love to see it
I recently started reading on ao3 and the calmness of the comments was actually surprising. Or maybe I'm just used to Wattpad's chaos.
we get chaotic tags instead of chaotic comments but I long for a combo of both 😪
I've seen one that said "One time I forgot what toes are called so I called it foot fingers for 3 days." I died laughing:')
ohhh I saw that one too lol
Reminds me of the comments we made on one particular fic some comment that they want to be the main character's right hand, left hand, middle finger, foot, toe, ect. It was chaotic, it almost sounds like we are a bunch of zombies that discussing which part of the main character we would have. I got the thumbs
@@melody7462 Was it the Dumbledore bashing one?
I read that one too
Thats how we call them in spanish lol "dedos del pie" like " fingers from the feet" therefore "foot fingers" 😂😂😂😂😂
Wattpad's comment section is on par with AO3 Author Notes. It's just Pure Unhinged Chaotic Energy.
The beyblade one took me the fuck out
Same I was wheezing for too long
Yeah except sometimes the author actually apologizes
There's author notes like that on wattpad too, just less
@@xem_ityI know an author who got sinus infection, ear infection and who knows what other infections on wattpad.
My favorite is the squid comment.
What I do love about Wattpad is that you can comment on each paragraph so you can all react to each turn of events together. It's just not the same when the comments are all together. I love reading (and writing) those raw reactions to each moment, it feels like we're all experiencing it together. It's so fun!
its very much like a movie theater experience, its great.
Same, I love it. Kind of the best part about it really
exactlyyy my favourite fanfic ive been following for years still sticks to using wattpad just because of the comment system.@@Rosethornwitch20
The single reason I hang around Wattpad
As a wattpad writer and reader, the comments truly are wild and as I always say during the holidays everytime a story gets nasty, "merry d¡ckmas, my friends, these b¡tches hornee AND depressed!"
im so used to the chaotic energy that wattpad comments had that i was so surprised to see how serious ao3 comments were- ao3 commenters are writing paragraphs of how great the writing is and making analysis while wattpad commenters are just very confused and high
same honestly. theyre both charming tho
@@toomanydum4084 in their own way
Ao3 makes up for it by matching that energy in Authors notes and with joke fanart though. I’ve met some real cool people off that site
All us wattpad users are on something INSANE
That's why I use wattpad.
As a Wattpad Writer myself, I can confirm they are wild and random at the same time with a mix of hormones.
And I somehow managed to make people simp for Y/n. Huh.
THE CHOSEN ONE? huh, Weird
holy shit- simping for y/n... now that's something new
link?
You managed to make people simp for Y/N?
Guys, we’re witnessing right now the power of a god
id love to see that fic i want to know how you did it
"Some comments are funny and fun, some are deprived, weird, and just down horrendous." - someone who reads undertale au fanfiction
based from a red fog pfp
I got flashbacks stop
@@padparade "What are you doing sans bro-"
@@V4mpDxwn I said stop
Ikr
The other time I read a comment that said
“Consent is hot”
And I couldn’t agree more.
6:59 THIS ONE FUCKING ENDED ME ASHDJFGKL
I happened to be reading a Gravity falls fanfic once and the comments went like this:
"Oh, the child is dead now"
"Well, she had a good life"
"She literally fell off a roof."
Ohhh, what was that fic?? I love GF which is why lol
@@tiarac243 I forgot what it was called 😭
I wish I could find that fic because GF is my favorite show also I hope the person who died wasn't Mabel😭
I NEED A NAME OF THIS FANFIC PLEASE
This is the only reason I go on Wattpad, the comments are the funniest shit I've ever seen
same... I usually use ao3 but the comments on Wattpad are on another level
What is it with all these bots?
I remember everytime someone would break the fourth wall in the story, the comments would go apeshit, people were screaming about ducktape, running into trees, panicking in general it was fun
ikr I read an ouat insta fic on there and it broke the fourth wall so many times (but was still very good and always gave me a good laugh but still had a stable plot) and every time the comments went crazy even though it was just part of the story that we were all accustomed to
or tagging that 4th wall account 😭
@@Moonxsta its always this oml 😭
@@Moonxsta THE FOURTH WALL RECONSTRUCTOR OH MY GOD
AH yes like:
ISTG GET SOME FUCKING FLEX TAPE
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have y'all read that one really famous wattpad comment on a larry fanfic- it says 'I"M CREAMING', and the author meant 'I'M SCREAMING', but missed out the s duh. there are like 600 replies or something, it's amazing lol
something similar happened on a fic i read in a different fandom. commenter said exactly that, i responded with something like "im sorry???" and they replied back with "i meant screaming. i hope" 💀
The comments are the only thing on Wattpad keeping me using the platform, I just can’t use any other platform anymore 💀
My favorite wattpad comment I’ve ever read was on a collage/university au (I hope) and there was a smut chapter in the car after a therapy appointment, and one of the comments were “what if one of them forgot to close the door all the way and they fall out” and that has stayed with me
It would be worse if it was cold outside too 💀
i saw 2 ppl bonding over trashy siblings
Everytime an author explicitly mentions that a character opens a door but doesn't mention that they close it my brain cannot accept that it's closed.
So many smut scenes start with a character opening a door it drives me insane
@@lucyoli4 yes this has also always bothered me
or if the characters are live streamers and you've read a bunch of fics where it turns out they didn't turn off the stream
man i miss making friends with funny commenters on wattpad. i got married 4 times thanks to them and now have 3 kids and a hamster.
I know this is an MLB fan
@@ocguest3320 what's mlb?
@@azaar4470 the miraculous ladybug fandom
@@ocguest3320 💀
i have ten wives and three husbands #lovingfamily #greathomelife #youwish
Probably one of the best one's I've found is: "As far as possession goes, that was probably the most wholesome way to end a book about the main character being possessed!"
I’ve seen the comment at 1:43. It’s from “101 Writing Tips from an Exhausted Reivewer”. Her comment section is always fun to browse!
As a wattpad veteran,this is normal.I see cursed comments a lot to the point you also wanna open you skull to get your brain out and burn them. They can literally turn something so innocent and wholesome to…a nightmare
That is true. So very true
yes. very true
Sometimes, the comments is the reason why I click a wattpad fic. They provide comedic/meme/random comments while sometimes the comments on ao3 are like a block of words full of analysis of all the metaphors, imagery etc. that the author may or may not have included.
I think the bookmarks on ao3 can be entertaining sometimes tho. But they'll never come close to wattpad
I haven't seen many paragraphs like that. I've seen a few and they're cocksucking bad writing.
the last time i went on wattpad i clicked on a Mario/Sonic smutfic just to read the comments and make a few of my own
@@thereyvan
dont be shy drop the link 👀
One of my personal favorites is from myself because it scarred people for life. "If hats sit on heads, then that means Neville put his hand up the sorting hat's butt." My favorite reply "oh yeah, longbottom you get that sword"
People started tagging FistTheHat
Harry did it to in 2nd Year to get the sword to kill the Basilisk.
😂
😭😭😭
Y is this something that would happen tho
😂😂😂
I've gotten into some weird comment chains on wattpad...
One turned into a 2000+ comment war that lasted 9 months and ended in both sides agreeing to disagree
I love my wattpad community so much
5:44 The fact I recognize/know this person from their profile is scary
Hell yeah they are wilder than Australia with wildlife
It's even worse when there's a crowd of Aussies on a comment thread on Wattpad
I read "wildfire" 😭
@@alvarocostaalves me too omg
...as a pound Australian.. i am offended.
As an Australian who had a wattpad phase, I can 100% confirm
Having written for a very infamous lesbian celebrity ship that's still kicking to this day on Wattpad, all the thirst from the comments had temporarily wiped my shamelessness. They sound like Satan fed them in the morning with cactus down their throats.
My mind immediately went to Kaylor as I read this...
Link??
Sometimes the comments are better than the story ngl
as a commenter, can confirm. once a writer even agreed with someone my comments were the highlight of the story
True, true
As a Wattpad reader, I can confirm that WAttpad comments are either unhinged, the most hilarious thing you can read, or make you question everything you've ever known. That or you actually learn something more than your ACTUAL SCHOOL.
god, my days on wattpad were spent more so reading the comments and having weird conversations in them rather than anything to do with the actual fics the comments were on lmaoo
As someone who used to be a wattpad commenter, I can confirm that yes, these are pretty accurate representations of wattpad comments. Not all of them reach this level of craziness, but some do. I remember starting a thread about maggots once and it lead to someone replying that they saw a dead cat in their bathroom with maggots all over it as it was decomposing..... Hey, good thing about wattpad commenters is that I was able to make some friends and also got introduced to ao3.
yeah same and we were always running out of duct tape :kel_pensive:
I remember having 200+ replies on how i audition as a rat💀
I remember starting like 2-3 separate threads on how to brutality torture someone bc one of the characters, or multiple, were pieces of shit which then devolved into underground weapons trade esque role play thing
I saw a Wattpad chain of just "nice c0ck 😂" I'm pretty sure that chain went on for like a year or so
I'm stuck in a thread where there are about 700+ replies for randomness.
I love how this whole channel is a bunch of ao3 users looking at fandoms and fanfic sites just being like “holy I’m glad I’m not them”
YEA! I’m more of an ao3 gal but whenever I see wattpad comments on twitter I just cry. They’re so funny
SAME 😭😭 the crack fics and comments are the only reason I still use wattlad
as someone who used to write on wattpad, whenever you check your notifications and scroll down through thirty of just the same person commenting, you know you're in for a treat.
“This chapter made my migraine 10x worse. You know it’s quality writing when it can f*ck you up into partial blindness”
That comment got me laughin, 10/10 would laugh again.
I am 100% sure that the "I want that twink obliterated" comment was about Oikawa
Dont fight me on this IM RIGHT
No because like, i don't even use wattpad, but if that comment isn't about Oikawa then I don't want to know because yes it is
That's a line from marvel comics, Empyre.
tbh i think i remember reading that comment on an iwaoi story ngl
“AAAAAAA MOCHA DADDY MILKERS”
“*stabs physics* physics is dead”
“Welcome to the madness. Where we’re all covered in someone else’s blood”
These are but a few of the many comments I have seen on Wattpad
When I just got into fanfiction I was using Wattpad more and I had this interaction in the comment section of a fic, it was on a Sanders sides fic, and they used an algebra equation to say I love you to be like a cute, fluffy thing, someone in the comments was confused cuz they don't know algebra and then in the comment section of a fic I taught this random stranger how to solve an algebra equation
"I want that Twink obliterated" I'm sure I wrote something like that in Wattpad too
Me clicking on this video: ...am I in here?
7:10 ... I think that's me.
I moved from Wattpad to Ao3 for my stories, but a thing I miss about Wattpad is how much fun people can have in the comments. On Ao3, no fun. No fun for you.
I’m just impressed by the fact that your arm can hold the camera at that angle for that long..
As someone who stopped reading fanfiction on Wattpad for a while, this is pretty interesting because I've never seen comments like that before! XD
As a Wattpader, I can confirm Wattpad comments are like a gold mine.
2:30 shut up shut up shut up shut up ✋😭 not me having 3 miku posters on my angled ceiling nooooo 😭💀💀
Dude mini wattpad fandoms for authors are the best things ever. So many inside jokes and hamilton refrences…
The main difference between wattpad and ao3 comments is that wattpad comments are either funny, or they are so horrendous that they make you question your life choises.
Ao3 comments are 3 to 10 paragraphs pulling apart the charpter, saying everything they liked, theorizing differents things that could happen and maybe correcting a few grammatical mistakes in the nicest way possible, and they are just so full of support that they make you want to cry.
As a former Wattpader, I can confirm that these comments are just the usual for Wattpad.
One time, one of my mutuals showed up late for a group roleplay and casually explained that the reason he was late was because he had to go to the ER because he had a testicular torsion.
I've seen a person comment on a wattpad story 'the audacity is as thick as my ass' 😭
ao3 but with the ability to comment midstory like wattpad would go INSANE espicially with how many times i've missed the mpreg tag :/
The one about becoming a nun is probably because of Sebastian
The one about wanting them to kiss more than save the world is probably about Klance
The one about only smirking is either about Sebastian from Black Butler, Karma from Assassination Classroom, or any other kinky a$$ b!tch
And I agree, we all need therapy~~~
lmao I can see you are experienced in this as well...
Yeah we all do
i still get notifications for wattpad comments i replied to like three years ago. it is kind of astonishing how many of them were hamilton lyric chains on completely unrelated fics...
I screenshot at least one comment on every Wattpad fic bc there’s always someone who either makes a reading mistake or has some extremely stupid shit to say, and I’m there for it 🤩
1:15 I had that exact comment on my story, too XD. Now I had to correct every instance of it to "heavy panting" or "heavy breathing" to prevent confusion.
And whenever I use the word 'crown' to refer to the top of the head, people thought I meant a king's crown and get confused why a random person would wear a crown on his head. So I corrected almost every instance to just "head".
Or when I explicitly refer to a character with words like 'lass' and 'she' and 'daughter', then people show up 30 chapters later saying they thought she was male all this time.
I know most of us are non-natives but I can't help screaming internally like GET A DICTIONARY!!
One time I ended up reading a fanfic for An Inspector Calls by JB Priestly but Gerald and Eric were brothers for some reason but they were also in love (it was weird) and one of the comments said “I'M SHITTING ENGLISH LIT TEACHERS”
As a Wattpad writer I can certainly say there are a few gems on my stories
Especially when someone read "touring" into "torturing"
funnily enough, the character that was doing the touring, could and would torture someone-
0:23 actually, we're just high on wattpad
This is what happens when you let high people go wild on comment sections, and I live for it.
i was reading a wattpad story the other day and somebody described a character as the equivalent to the mud on the bottom of a girl who drinks pumpkin spice lattes boots.
I have no idea what they meant, but I do.
As someone who uses both Ao3 and Wattpad, the discrepancy is scary 😂 even more when it comes to the brazilians, we get even wilder
True story: I once received a comment on a chapter depicting an abusive relationship that was something to the effect of "the victim is a problem and him allowing this abuse to happen is making the abuser's mental state worse!!"
When I engaged in conversation trying to explain that, oops, abuse causes ~*trauma*~ and also this child is being psychologically manipulated into accepting abuse, this commenter responded with, AND I QUOTE: "I guess I don't believe in psychological manipulation. :P"
LIKE HONEY??? I'M SORRY BUT REFUSING TO BELIEVE IN GASLIGHTING DOESN'T MAKE IT MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR??? ALSO HUH?????
(disclaimer ya girl was not good at writing this relationship back when this exchange happened and i'm gonna rewrite this whole dang book because boy howdy did i make a lot of mistakes with delicately handling a really heavy and difficult topic but STILL i have NEVER forgotten this exchange. wattpad is WILD.)
Song lyrics are the backbone of Wattpad comments.
Also, there was this one time I was reading a KiriBaku fanfic on Wattpad, and Kirishima was crying because of a movie he and Bakugo were watching. Someone commented, "are they watching a movie where a dog dies? :(", and I replied with,
"nah, they watching Shigaraki's backstory"
I completely forgot I commented that.
That's not even the worst one.
I was reading another fanfic, an MHA oc fanfic, and it was the oc trying to answer homework questions from Midnight's class, and they said, "Why does Midnight always pick such hard questions?", and someone commented,
"Cause she makes people hard-
͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "
Wattpad comments will be the death of me, but it's definitely worth it.
The one time I went to Wattpad, it was because I had heard of a Kiribaku fic with Kirishima working at a bakery. I didn't think of how it could turn, nor do I now see how anything bakery-specific could be used that way.
Needless to say, it turned out to be the average Wattpad fic, and I swore off Wattpad that day. I didn't look at the comments, but I would bet some would have been gems in their own right.
As someone who frequently writes on Ao3 and Wattpad I can say without a doubt the stupidest comments come from Wattpad XD Though the worst I've personally got is someone correcting me on a detail I wrote in a fanfic from 5 years prior - and then someone else two years after that adding to that correction like I actually FREAKING CARE ANYMORE XD
Though some of the comments I've come across while reading left me...VERY CONFUSED XD But also dying of laughter for reasons I couldn't quite fathom.
6:08 that person will never recover once they get to the part of the fanfic where they find out what it truly means 💀
I once saw a 10k words on Wattpad. That person was literally describing many forms of torture
What was the fic
dude wattpad comments sections are one of the only things that get me wheezing till my stomach hurts. i don’t even go on it for the stories i’m just there for the comments
all fanfiction readers are a different breed fr no matter what platform we are a different breed
and meanwhile there's people who linger in ao3, wattpad and more
oh the things I’ve seen having written successful fanfics with lots of angst…
People are messed up and know a little too much about how to dispose bodies with bugs…
i love how wattpad is just "no thoughts head empty" and ao3 comments are "too many thoughts, and they're all cycling in and out of my head constantly"
it's like the sunshine child/emo kid trope XD
AO3 comments = OMG this fic was amazing, your attention to detail was great, and oh my god DRAMA can't wait for the next chapter this was so cute I normally don't like _insert thing here_ but WOW awesome writing
Fanfic net comments = oh god can't wait for the next chapter! OMG This deserves more love than it's been getting. It's very well-written.
Wattpad comments = What is happening? I have NO idea.
TRUE AS FUCK
The cracked head of the fanfiction family
tbh i'm basically an ao3 commenter with wattpad commenter energy
As a Wattpad commentor, I can say that we sometimes creates chain of comments that makes a fanfiction inside the fanfiction.
I like to intentionally go to bad stories clearly written by depressed twelve year olds specifically to laugh at the comments. They are sooo mean but sooo accurate, it's my favourite pastime
I've found a number of half decent or absolutely amazing fanfics on wattpad (because I'm lucky), but in those stories... oh how I wish AO3 let you comment on paragraphs. Then.. then it might be just as chaotic and be perfect.
Same!!! Its a double edged sword because the comments can be really distracting but its really fun and makes rereading more enjoyable as well.
3:44 “ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU FUCKED A SQUID!?”
“Those” splatoon fans: 🧑🦽🧑🦽🧑🦽
"First time?"
why is that my little brother 🤕
Also The Deep:
I have a Wattpad account and I can say the comments I've read are real wild.
Even ones people leave in my books make me laugh😂
Lmao i've been using wattpad for majority of my fanfic days, and good lord the comments are always so wild, to the point i screenshot the best ones every time 💀
0:30 everytime I read way too much fluff
Don't read "Please let me live a lazy life"
Same but just change trauma to unneeded gore.
This entire video was me sitting on the edge of my seat, knowing that I used to be an active wattpad commenter and hoping the things 14 year old sleep deprived me said would never see the light of day again. which, thank god, didnt happen
Wattpad comments are mostly either vents or jokes but sometime you find true masterpieces
1:08 that profile image is perfect with that comment.
The fact there's no context to this makes it 100× better-
Also, I *love* the Akaashi "Oya?" Sweater ♡♡