What Is the Shortest-Lived Country in History?

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  5 років тому +6165

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    • @thomasturner6980
      @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +16

      I'm gay for Beast

    • @thebigdog360
      @thebigdog360 5 років тому +90

      Spelled “Subscription” wrong at 5:36
      Unsubscribing

    • @generalphoney6237
      @generalphoney6237 5 років тому +34

      thebigdog360 you probably made him a lot more money as people would actually watch the ad at the end to see the misspelling

    • @thebigdog360
      @thebigdog360 5 років тому +6

      General Phoney oh yea lol

    • @gunarsmiezis9321
      @gunarsmiezis9321 5 років тому +3

      Compare what happened in Crima and Kosovo if you want to see who the UN duble standarts at there finest.

  • @h96573
    @h96573 5 років тому +4451

    I was watching the news and I saw Catalonia got its independence.
    I went to the toilet,and when I came back,it was a part if Spain again.

    • @thekat2784
      @thekat2784 5 років тому +293

      Did it take 8 seconds?

    • @h96573
      @h96573 5 років тому +177

      @@thekat2784 what a question 😂

    • @CyberneticBread
      @CyberneticBread 5 років тому +141

      Wow, Spain is really fast.

    • @thekat2784
      @thekat2784 5 років тому +132

      @@CyberneticBread We are fast when we want to be and lazy when we want to be

    • @CutieRingoJoy
      @CutieRingoJoy 5 років тому +9

      Lmao

  • @stepoutskz
    @stepoutskz 5 років тому +3224

    I remember that I was having lunch and my father came saying Catalonia is independent, when we finished having lunch, Catalonia was part of Spain again

    • @itouchkids1
      @itouchkids1 5 років тому +257

      It probably took your father 8 seconds to say that.

    • @rosiemeraz4895
      @rosiemeraz4895 4 роки тому +36

      real bummer

    • @Ale-um9to
      @Ale-um9to 4 роки тому +10

      Catalonia is to stupid to be a country

    • @espinoname2988
      @espinoname2988 4 роки тому +194

      I'm Spanish and there are a lot of lies outside Spain surrounding what's happened and is happening in Catalunya. Basically an illegal referendum was made, where people reportedly voted more than once and where the Central Spanish government had stated that the police would be present (so a lot of people didn't turn up to vote because the vote was useless, since the referendum was illegal, and also because they didn't want to get in trouble with the police). The Catalunyan independentist government then counted the votes by themselves and stated that independence had overwhelmingly won, declared independence unilateraly and then, as said in the video, went back on their own words after 8 seconds.
      In more trustworthy surveys there's about a 50/50 split in Catalunya in terms of those who want independence and those who don't (which causes a lot of problems and social division), this is also observable by the number of votes independentist vs constitutionalist parties get whenever there are elections in Catalunya.
      I just wanted to post this because it seems independentists are very good at sharing their version of the story outside Spain, making the rest of the country look like an oppressive dictatorship, and it is not true. The problem is much more complex than what most of you would have heard in foreign media, and if you don't believe me you should ask someone from Catalunya that's not independentist how they feel about all of this.

    • @akesitonsi
      @akesitonsi 4 роки тому +26

      @@espinoname2988 Cry harder.

  • @rustlerconsumer3703
    @rustlerconsumer3703 5 років тому +680

    That intro sponsorship was longer than the country

    • @BluE68_
      @BluE68_ 5 років тому +2

      Dozy Gamer true lol

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 2 роки тому +1

      Not actually, it was shorter than it by 2 seconds

    • @meisnoobhehe7428
      @meisnoobhehe7428 2 роки тому

      What a way to ruin a joke

  • @blackbeest5738
    @blackbeest5738 2 роки тому +184

    *Catalonia: yay I’m independent!*
    *Spain: Your 8 second free trial has expired*

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 5 років тому +2073

    When I first read the title I thought someone saying like
    'i declare this as an independent country!'
    _8 seconds later_
    'actually wait no'

    • @wyte4410
      @wyte4410 5 років тому +142

      Well you are correct

    • @sirpsychosussy
      @sirpsychosussy 5 років тому +69

      You weren't wrong, though

    • @adren4306
      @adren4306 4 роки тому +58

      That is literally what Pugdemont, the Catalan leader, did.

    • @basementkidd6818
      @basementkidd6818 4 роки тому +19

      @@adren4306
      Of course, he shit himself, he knew that at the end Catalonia would be destroyed if It was independent.
      Catalonia doesnt have enough power to be independent

    • @julesfocagosset
      @julesfocagosset 4 роки тому +7

      Cøffee: Adrian And that's exactly why the president of Catalonia, Carles Puigdemont, is not living in Spain currently.

  • @Vincentlpp08
    @Vincentlpp08 5 років тому +457

    Dude: We need to design a flag
    Another dude: oops our country just dissolved

  • @pilotlist6276
    @pilotlist6276 5 років тому +1086

    According to the Declarative theroy, Halfasinteresting-stania was a country.
    1. Permanent Population (You)
    2. Defined Territory (Your Living Space)
    3. A Government (Monarchy)
    4. Ability to do Foriegn Relations (UA-cam Videos)

    • @dinahhaile2503
      @dinahhaile2503 5 років тому +29

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 5 років тому +91

      He is not a permanent population, as he can’t, on his own, replace his population.

    • @guaymaster
      @guaymaster 5 років тому +59

      Technically it's unclear what government type it was, it's probably a de-facto republican dictatorship, as there is only a single citizen.

    • @vincegonzalez2171
      @vincegonzalez2171 5 років тому +14

      @@guaymaster Definitely could be a Despotism as well.

    • @ControlTheNarrative
      @ControlTheNarrative 5 років тому +8

      This means his country is 12 hours old.

  • @waevdotwav
    @waevdotwav 3 роки тому +596

    “Let’s do it! Let’s make a country!”
    “Okay”
    *7 seconds later*
    “That was kinda boring let’s stop”

  • @nesirsitsir
    @nesirsitsir 5 років тому +1586

    This Brilliant was made Interesting by half as Audible.

    • @1997paulr
      @1997paulr 5 років тому +112

      And is sponsored by skill space

    • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
      @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 5 років тому +78

      @@1997paulr and you can only get to SkillShare with Nord VPN

    • @mayrln
      @mayrln 5 років тому +59

      but you need nord vpn to access dollar shave club

    • @gautamdiwan5952
      @gautamdiwan5952 5 років тому +34

      @@mayrln and to remove ear wix

    • @-fv
      @-fv 5 років тому +9

      That killed my brain :(

  • @Sage521
    @Sage521 5 років тому +8121

    Apparently, Wakanda only lasted 2hr 15min.

    • @jcdowen
      @jcdowen 5 років тому +1250

      No. Wakanda forever

    • @purinnyova
      @purinnyova 5 років тому +87

      @@brainwashed7384 r/wooosh

    • @donaldduck7078
      @donaldduck7078 5 років тому +76

      Brainwashed *what a stupid idiot you are*

    • @sean6067
      @sean6067 5 років тому +104

      When you woosh a joke because you missed it lmaoo

    • @LeGertz
      @LeGertz 5 років тому +65

      @@brainwashed7384 actually, YOU'VE BEEN WOOSHED!

  • @MrCubFan415
    @MrCubFan415 4 роки тому +2629

    "Zanzibanswer" had me laughing for a solid 30 seconds lmao

  • @genis1679
    @genis1679 3 роки тому +554

    I'm from Catalonia and I was coming back from school when independence was declared and I remember we all started shouting and cheering in the bus only to get upset like 10 seconds later

  • @ithmiths
    @ithmiths 5 років тому +3416

    Crimea: alright we a country now?
    Russia: yeah sure
    Crimea: sweet
    1 day later
    Russia: your mine now

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 5 років тому +17

      @Nine Tailed Fury (Real Warriors Fight Fair) Boi

    • @jerryn8738
      @jerryn8738 5 років тому +38

      When you try to make a meme, but cannot comprehend simple grammar.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 5 років тому +45

      @@jerryn8738 r/iamverysmart

    • @universaleliteinc.6554
      @universaleliteinc.6554 5 років тому +5

      You’re^

    • @meowbladie
      @meowbladie 5 років тому

      You're* Do you even know the difference????

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 4 роки тому +2151

    Spain: Your independence starts now.
    **eight seconds later**
    Spain: Okay, time's up, you're no longer independent.

    • @rudra_baldaniya
      @rudra_baldaniya 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @faridatuakmar3621
      @faridatuakmar3621 3 роки тому +6

      LULMAOOOOOO 😂

    • @gpg3379
      @gpg3379 3 роки тому +76

      The Spanish Government never allowed Catalonia's independence
      It's independence, which less than half of the autonomous community wanted, was illegal

    • @fran14b
      @fran14b 3 роки тому +37

      @@gpg3379 as also a Spanish, I’m with that. They simply want to make noise

    • @joel3399
      @joel3399 3 роки тому +5

      @@fran14b porque hablas en presente, eso pasó hace 4 años

  • @КириллТрифонов-е5ф
    @КириллТрифонов-е5ф 4 роки тому +1088

    Me: *skips 10 seconds on a video*
    Catalonia: He’s thinking on a scales of time beyond my imagination!!

    • @andreab.8126
      @andreab.8126 4 роки тому +19

      Actually Catalonia still exists and it has kind of existed for centuries it's just that it isn't a country, it's just a region with a bunch of nationalist people

    • @sarmadali7191
      @sarmadali7191 4 роки тому +35

      @@andreab.8126 you do realize its a joke right?

    • @kenny_.E
      @kenny_.E 4 роки тому +9

      @@sarmadali7191 you do realize u have no humo right

    • @diamante8864
      @diamante8864 4 роки тому +8

      Im from Catalonia. Lmao

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 4 роки тому +1

      @@diamante8864 what's your population ?

  • @bettercalldelta
    @bettercalldelta 2 роки тому +192

    I declare my apartment as the Republic of Total Mess.
    Population: 4 (my family)
    Capital: Kitchen
    Government: my parents

    • @hashira9223
      @hashira9223 Рік тому +23

      Sadly your Government wasn't elected, so it's a monarchy

    • @HeminMMH
      @HeminMMH Рік тому +8

      @@hashira9223🇫🇷: “did somebody say”
      *”M O N A R C H Y!?!?”*

    • @hashira9223
      @hashira9223 Рік тому +7

      @@HeminMMH “No...please don't hurt me” -some monarch probably

    • @clappedbytacho
      @clappedbytacho Рік тому +3

      foreign relations?????

    • @absolutely1nothing
      @absolutely1nothing Рік тому +1

      @@hashira9223 true, they do use force around their citizens sometimes lol

  • @smacaskill
    @smacaskill 5 років тому +3492

    8 seconds? I've had farts last longer than that.

    • @skywarslord4680
      @skywarslord4680 5 років тому +19

      Lol

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 5 років тому +153

      heha im retarded and i find farts funny heha

    • @eironn__
      @eironn__ 5 років тому +61

      Well catalonia is a fart...

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 5 років тому +13

      I know. I was there.

    • @why0notm3
      @why0notm3 5 років тому +6

      You fart for 1 day on Crimea:v

  • @UnstablePotato
    @UnstablePotato 5 років тому +4897

    I declare my bedroom as the democratic republic of messland

    • @thegamermoments4430
      @thegamermoments4430 5 років тому +202

      finlandball where is it? I wanna be the citizen of the democratic republic of messland.!

    • @seanymc982
      @seanymc982 5 років тому +31

      same

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 5 років тому +216

      I declare war to annex it,
      The messland-sockland war 2019
      2020 Edit:
      Sockland has split into West and East, the East wants to ally to annex off the West, which was the one that declared war on Messland.
      Name: Republic of East Sockland
      Party: Communist
      Ongoing wars: West Sockland
      Treaties: Messland, Artisten.
      Name: West Sockland(They call themselves Sockland.)
      Party: Imperialist
      Ongoing Wars: East Sockland, Kitchenland, Empire of Housia, Messland.
      Treaties: None

    • @winderia860
      @winderia860 5 років тому +59

      I declare a treaty between Sockland,messland and my country Artisten (Artistland/Artland to be specific)

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 5 років тому +15

      Like that one family guy episode... just like it

  • @Armorius2199
    @Armorius2199 5 років тому +910

    So the 8 second country was not just a clickbait thumbnail.

    • @phillip_iv_planetking6354
      @phillip_iv_planetking6354 5 років тому +31

      It actually was given the whole thing was a political stunt.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 5 років тому +4

      @@phillip_iv_planetking6354 Where "clickbait thumbnail" applies to the international community. Balsy!

    • @totetoresano
      @totetoresano 5 років тому +13

      It was clickbait, Catalonia have never been independent and will never be.

    • @snfang56
      @snfang56 5 років тому +3

      That thumbnail's flag kinda looks like South Vietnam

    • @octobbie
      @octobbie 5 років тому +1

      @@totetoresano 😒

  • @DenzelIbrahim
    @DenzelIbrahim 3 роки тому +25

    "We are officially a country now, yay"
    "whoooohhooooo"
    "ok no more"

    • @hallowedstew5404
      @hallowedstew5404 3 роки тому +1

      that lasted longer than the span of the country

  • @sq_uidd684
    @sq_uidd684 5 років тому +2388

    crimea: just becomes a country
    russia:
    *Hippity hoppity, this is now my property.*

    • @d4wnnnn
      @d4wnnnn 5 років тому +27

      Its hippity hoppity your life is now my property

    • @albertperez9526
      @albertperez9526 5 років тому +27

      *Our

    • @Rahat-tw8vg
      @Rahat-tw8vg 5 років тому +20

      Hippity hoppity Crimea in poverty

    • @liberia_ball
      @liberia_ball 5 років тому +7

      \ /
      \ /
      \/
      l
      l
      l

    • @blonk2658
      @blonk2658 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @donnnyy
    @donnnyy 5 років тому +1489

    Crimea: can we be a country?
    Russia: well yes, but actually no

  • @D.Wapher
    @D.Wapher 5 років тому +1918

    "As a Taiwanese..."
    *Angry mainlanders incoming*

    • @leonleon2021
      @leonleon2021 4 роки тому +158

      Cheers, brother, we mainlander don't care as much as our goverment does.

    • @mauro-baumann
      @mauro-baumann 4 роки тому +140

      @@leonleon2021 Are you in jail already?

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +101

      @@leonleon2021 the peoples republic of China wants to know your location

    • @nxris23
      @nxris23 4 роки тому +35

      Fubuki Hajime they have vpns

    • @aidenwang114
      @aidenwang114 4 роки тому +4

      ​@Fubuki Hajime they did

  • @lucasz8657
    @lucasz8657 3 роки тому +24

    Catalonia: I am independant!
    Also Catalonia: Nah

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 5 років тому +1805

    I declare my Apartment a Country! Its named "Jerk off Castle"
    Come and fight me USA Military! My Defense will be rock hard...

    • @MrPaukann
      @MrPaukann 5 років тому +282

      Don't get yourself in a sticky situation.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +36

      How does this not have more likes?

    • @JustAnotherNamelessGuy
      @JustAnotherNamelessGuy 5 років тому +104

      *Cuts electricity*

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +73

      @@JustAnotherNamelessGuy There are such things as windows, they provide the light necessary to read porn.

    • @MrPaukann
      @MrPaukann 5 років тому +58

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447, and nothing can take away your imagination.

  • @loa7194
    @loa7194 5 років тому +400

    IM SO HAPPY I JUST GOT MY OWN COUNT-

    • @shinjimirou928
      @shinjimirou928 5 років тому +54

      RUSSIA: ーYou mean "our" country

    • @Donut-ul3rr
      @Donut-ul3rr 4 роки тому +18

      @@shinjimirou928 papa stalin would be proud

    • @IcYeler
      @IcYeler 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @funnyguythe285th
      @funnyguythe285th 4 роки тому +2

      @@shinjimirou928 **communism intensifies**

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 років тому +1721

    Was the Russian annexation of Crimea legal? Because if not, you could say Russia committed a crimea.

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 5 років тому +211

      for your pun, i sentence you to a punishment.

    • @mihan2d
      @mihan2d 5 років тому +78

      Technically, it wasn't an annexation at all. Russia merged Crimea with itself UPON FORMAL REQUEST of the Crimean government. You still can argue that's illegal (cough cough Kosovo cough cough) but annexation is a forceful act. Which, TECHNICALLY, it wasn't.

    • @ForOne814
      @ForOne814 5 років тому +44

      @@mihan2d also there were literally no resistance to it. Like, at all.

    • @tirionfordring5580
      @tirionfordring5580 5 років тому +67

      Was the Annexation (Anschluss) of Austria legal? There were no gunshots, no violence it was peacefully and everyone was happy. And under Germany Austria was rich and prosperous, and everything went smoothly... Oh wait!..

    • @Mocsk
      @Mocsk 5 років тому +19

      @@tirionfordring5580 did Austria also hold a public referendum where 79% of it's population voted in favour of joining Germany? Was Austria in the first place as German as Berlin, but illegally transferred to another country from Germany, and then occupied by another country for 23 years?

  • @TGentong
    @TGentong 3 роки тому +14

    HAI: short living country ever
    My country in strategy game: *Pathetic*

  • @thetoppatchannel2779
    @thetoppatchannel2779 4 роки тому +3741

    Catalonia: "I declare myself independent"
    8 seconds later " Well yes, but actually *no* "

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 3 роки тому +109

      "well, yes, but actually there's tanks ready to kill us all" is more accurate.

    • @justnatsuki1577
      @justnatsuki1577 3 роки тому +39

      @@delarkaBCN Estas llorando en todos los comentarios bro,ya puedes parar.

    • @marcmonge5193
      @marcmonge5193 3 роки тому +45

      @@delarkaBCN soy catalan no indepe va siendo hora de que aceptes de que ese referendum era ilegal y tu moriras siendo español

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 3 роки тому +7

      @@marcmonge5193 ho sento, no parlo colono de merda

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 3 роки тому +2

      @@marcmonge5193 com i quan mori no es cosa teva, a no ser que m'estiguis amenaçant, colono

  • @captainwilliam3920
    @captainwilliam3920 5 років тому +257

    Plot twist: The Declaration of Independence for Catalonia was on April fools

    • @xabierpozopozo4532
      @xabierpozopozo4532 5 років тому +10

      Excuse me but I'm from Catalonia and it was in October 2017

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 5 років тому +5

      @@xabierpozopozo4532 woosh

    • @mattye3173
      @mattye3173 4 роки тому +4

      @@hodor9851 r/whooosh

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 4 роки тому +2

      @@mattye3173 whatever!! Same point we're making!! ¬¬

    • @mattye3173
      @mattye3173 4 роки тому +1

      @@hodor9851 lul

  • @inari.28
    @inari.28 5 років тому +317

    Zanzibar, it’s zanzibar.
    *russia is part of bolivia*

  • @ZENN-LA74
    @ZENN-LA74 3 роки тому +5

    Wow! Thank you for putting me on to something I didn't know. Cheers!

  • @virginiarailfannoah5415
    @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 років тому +747

    True Story: Back when I was 8, I made my own country. Its claims ranged from 4 counties near where I lived to 6 states. I actually made a flag for it and declared myself the ruler. The only people who knew about it were me, my parents, and a few other people. I tried to get my mom to remember *every* single moment of my life, since it would be important when I became known as the youngest ruler ever. My mom always said, "Honey, Alexander the Great was younger than you". So how did it fall? I forgot about it one day.

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 2 роки тому +40

      Alexander wasn’t exactly an 8 year old when he took power tho? Maybe I’m just picking apart little details

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 2 роки тому +33

      @@R-H-B you're right. he was 7.

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 2 роки тому +17

      @@lekevire he was born in 356 BC and took power 336 BC

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo 2 роки тому +17

      @@R-H-B imao, Alexander went back into time to gain powers./s

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 2 роки тому +3

      @@Linux_MissingNo yeah I don’t know why they said he was 7. That’s not true

  • @Jan-cz4ez
    @Jan-cz4ez 3 роки тому +1075

    Me being from Spain and already knowing the answer:
    *I'm 27 steps ahead of you*

    • @victorialn1317
      @victorialn1317 3 роки тому +45

      Me too
      P.D.: Además sale la bandera de Cataluña, así que para un español no es difícil averiguar de qué va....

    • @sgm2k185
      @sgm2k185 3 роки тому +6

      Como el bicho diría, siuuuuuuuu

    • @jesusn4406
      @jesusn4406 3 роки тому +3

      @@victorialn1317 si basicamente

    • @randomthings1341
      @randomthings1341 3 роки тому +3

      Más bien, estamos 4 universos paralelos por delante XD

    • @crafterrium8724
      @crafterrium8724 3 роки тому +1

      no, you're actually 8 steps ahead of them

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka 4 роки тому +700

    "You couldn't even finish all three Matrix movies in that time."
    Yea, because they didn't exist back then.

  • @adastra2228
    @adastra2228 3 роки тому +12

    “I kinda wanna make a country”
    The country is made
    “I am bored now”
    The country dies.

  • @VinTheDirector
    @VinTheDirector 4 роки тому +174

    “You can’t just say you’re an independent country and expect anything to happen.”
    “I didn’t say it. I declared it.”

    • @vladimirlenin8168
      @vladimirlenin8168 3 роки тому +6

      I did that and look at me now, I'm in the Internet and the books

    • @Him0073
      @Him0073 Рік тому

      @@vladimirlenin8168 On the internet*

  • @letterobserver
    @letterobserver 5 років тому +409

    I declare this a country!
    Some higher up guy: *No you dont*

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +1047

    My Lego set before my sibling came in and broke it

  • @bread3039
    @bread3039 3 роки тому +3

    3:21 I like that "Bolivia" is misspelled, that's a nice touch.

  • @valencehockey1668
    @valencehockey1668 4 роки тому +2455

    “This video is longer than the actual country”
    *Interesting*
    Or should I say
    *HALF as interesting*

    • @sebebse9094
      @sebebse9094 4 роки тому +59

      don't you mean, HALF as interesting?

    • @valencehockey1668
      @valencehockey1668 4 роки тому +8

      Seb Ebse woah 😯

    • @DB-xv3kz
      @DB-xv3kz 4 роки тому +7

      Omh u can sovel rubiz cub so fast!! 1!!,1!! :O bo

    • @kevinnguyen552
      @kevinnguyen552 3 роки тому +6

      @@DB-xv3kz r/noncubers

    • @DB-xv3kz
      @DB-xv3kz 3 роки тому +5

      imagine not getting the joke and missusing which subreddit to link, also you probably didn't even post it there AND you're trying to link a subreddit on UA-cam. I was clearly joking Mr Redditor

  • @siphonlx
    @siphonlx 5 років тому +535

    I was watching another vid but I instantly decided that this video was probably more important

  • @thebottlewithoutalix2806
    @thebottlewithoutalix2806 4 роки тому +624

    Where when you when Catalonia die
    I was at house eating air when phone ring
    "Catalonia is kil"
    "no"

    • @forgottenusername1291
      @forgottenusername1291 4 роки тому +42

      What did I just read

    • @largeautomobile
      @largeautomobile 4 роки тому +37

      what the fuck does this say and why does it have so many likes

    • @tenryu_19
      @tenryu_19 4 роки тому +3

      @The Knowers You don't even know how the fuck r\woooosh works and you have a roblox pfp. Get lost you infant.

    • @largeautomobile
      @largeautomobile 4 роки тому +2

      @# Bindhu Antony "my ass" thinks it's a pretty stupid, unfunny dead meme. y'all are the clowns 🤡

    • @talkingheads420
      @talkingheads420 4 роки тому

      @# Bindhu Antony this is the unfunniest meme I've ever fucking heard of, you tards

  • @paprus5972
    @paprus5972 3 роки тому +23

    UN recogniztion actually just requires 5 countries to recognize you. 5 *specific countries,* being Russia, China, The US, Britan, and France. Noone elses opinion matters so long as all of those 5 are in agreement.

    • @ChristopherGray00
      @ChristopherGray00 3 роки тому +3

      UN recognition doesn't equate to general recognition though, every country besides china knows for a fact taiwan is an independent country, it's just china refuses to admit it, going by your extremely strict reference, taiwan wouldn't technically be a country, but it is.

    • @paprus5972
      @paprus5972 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChristopherGray00 well, yes, but this is going by the UN recognition rules

    • @shmoola
      @shmoola 2 роки тому +5

      Not really; UN doesn't recognise countries as such, but allows them to be member-states; the membership requires 2/3 majority in General Assembly; 3/5 majority in the Security Council; and no vetoes from permanent members of the Security Council. "Yes" from just the 5 countries you mentioned wouldn't do a thing.

    • @paprus5972
      @paprus5972 2 роки тому +1

      @@shmoola Good point, counterargument:
      If the USA, Russia, China, Britain, and France all agree on something, chances are they can pressure the rest of the world into agreeing.
      The security council IS those five nations.
      also, this was 3 months ago.

    • @hormigatomic1
      @hormigatomic1 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChristopherGray00 only like 5 countries recognise taiwan

  • @imakebadcontent9255
    @imakebadcontent9255 5 років тому +308

    Crimea: So are we independent now?
    Russia: Well yes but actually no

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 5 років тому

      @@ki113rkkrclips9 no he doesn't

    • @dlrss1v274
      @dlrss1v274 4 роки тому

      fuсking hаte that

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 років тому +821

    Crimea: _declares independence_
    UN: "Wait, *that's illegal* "

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 5 років тому +91

      Kosovo: _declares independence_
      UN: " *That's legal* "

    • @ConorMcgregor322
      @ConorMcgregor322 5 років тому +36

      @@-SUM1- Completely different situations

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 5 років тому +25

      @@ConorMcgregor322 Bias bias bias

    • @ConorMcgregor322
      @ConorMcgregor322 5 років тому +35

      @@ChiccinTendies Nope. The declaration of Independence was illegal according to the Constitution of Ukraine. A coubtry can't just annex another part of a country by vote. Kosovo is independent.

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 років тому +38

      @Sweganator2013 Kosovo was not allowed to declare independence from Serbia under its laws either

  • @Max_Sai
    @Max_Sai 3 роки тому +8

    I declare my closet as the democracy of broken hangers

  • @andymadden8183
    @andymadden8183 5 років тому +171

    You forgot to mention the Republic of Benin (1967), which was independent for seven hours before being dissolved back into Nigeria.

    • @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
      @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 5 років тому +14

      There was also the Republic of Biafra, which lasted for almost three years, and might return again in the future. It was also part of Nigeria.

  • @tagepower3650
    @tagepower3650 3 роки тому +344

    “RUSSIA IS PART OF BOLIVIA” - Commenter5, 2019.

  • @brodied.6230
    @brodied.6230 5 років тому +285

    Crimea: WE ARE A COUNTRY NOW!
    Russia: I KNOW! (Whispers under breath) _You are Russia_

    • @diamondgelato
      @diamondgelato 5 років тому +11

      WE are Russia

    • @mahez4874
      @mahez4874 5 років тому +4

      Our country

    • @waffleonquaffle
      @waffleonquaffle 5 років тому +11

      More like
      Crimea: WE ARE A COUNTRY NOW!
      Russia: I KNOW! WANNA JOIN US?
      Crimea: YES DADDY, TAKE ME!

  • @_somebritishguy
    @_somebritishguy 3 роки тому +26

    Wait people are declaring their houses independent country's? Why wasn't I told about this?!

    • @davidlally592
      @davidlally592 Рік тому

      Aah so the Peoples REPUBLIC of Shankill...???

    • @_somebritishguy
      @_somebritishguy Рік тому

      @@davidlally592 no, the 1st shankill reich.

  • @prosamuraigaming1972
    @prosamuraigaming1972 3 роки тому +89

    Mom: "You're useless"
    Me: "Well I lasted longer than a country, so I don't think so."

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 роки тому +21

      This could be interpreted as a sweet home alabama joke

    • @azaria_phd
      @azaria_phd 3 роки тому +9

      Wait a second.

    • @goofyahhchipsahoy118
      @goofyahhchipsahoy118 3 роки тому +2

      I lasted longer then dixie land

  • @archmage12
    @archmage12 5 років тому +117

    Catalonia: *just exists*
    8 seconds later
    Catalonia: *Ight Im not A Country Anymore*
    Edit: just chuckled to this 9 months later

  • @jasyuinsdylan6767
    @jasyuinsdylan6767 5 років тому +694

    crimeria : **becomes a country**
    russia : "peace was never an option"

    • @theguywithadifferentopinio9060
      @theguywithadifferentopinio9060 4 роки тому +2

      Lol want to like but it's 69

    • @scythal
      @scythal 4 роки тому +4

      70th like, muhahaha

    • @theguywithadifferentopinio9060
      @theguywithadifferentopinio9060 4 роки тому +3

      @@scythal Wtf my man why u flex like that

    • @Rami-me2ix
      @Rami-me2ix 4 роки тому +13

      Do you mean crimea

    • @yvrelna
      @yvrelna 4 роки тому +18

      Crimea declared independence from Ukraine, not Russia. The independence movement has, for all intents and purposes, been led by the faction in the country that wanted to join Russia to as their ultimate goal to begin with.
      Declaring independence is really just a way to work within the legal constraints of international laws and the countries involved. Why do they bother with all that? To establish the legitimacy of the annexation.
      If Russia had just annexed Crimea, a territory of Ukraine, without Crimea declaring independence, that would've been considered an outright invasion and even the Russia's own constitution does not allow itself to officially do that. But if it is an independent state Crimea that asked to join Russia, then that's A-OK.
      In reality, there's probably a bunch of backroom dealings and covert operations. We'll probably never know the full extent of those in our lifetime, if ever.

  • @theyeti6258
    @theyeti6258 2 роки тому +1

    3:15 gives us a nice insight in HAI's search history.

  • @한국피를가진트롤러
    @한국피를가진트롤러 4 роки тому +219

    I declare an indepence of "WEST KOREAN REPUBLIC"
    8 seconds later: My mom invaded my computer and banned me using computer for a month
    Ok I surrender
    And that's how to make a 8 seconds country!

  • @thoseonetrains
    @thoseonetrains 4 роки тому +183

    "RUSSIA IS PART OF BOLIVIA"
    - Commenter5, 2019

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 4 роки тому +9

      They misspelled it to “RUSSIA IS PART OF BOLVIA”

  • @pegeonpera
    @pegeonpera 5 років тому +179

    Of course, space exploration is the first step for any new country.
    3:21 Mars belongs to Russia?

  • @aaravchoksi1564
    @aaravchoksi1564 2 роки тому +4

    HAI manages to turn a 8 second long country into a 5.5 min long video

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +285

    Half as Interesting: Zanzibar
    Me: *The sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now*
    People’s Republic? Ah yes, the perfect Zanzibar. And clearly Mars belongs to Russia

    • @creepie0520
      @creepie0520 4 роки тому +7

      I see. You are a man of culture!

    • @getrektboy
      @getrektboy 4 роки тому +2

      Hi kim

    • @Yekatanarchist
      @Yekatanarchist 3 роки тому +5

      Hello glorious leader Kim Jong un. And yes as a Russian I can indeed confirm mars belongs to russia

    • @rudra_baldaniya
      @rudra_baldaniya 3 роки тому +2

      Hey there god, today's Christmas... You must be meeting Jesus today
      According to Your County people i.e 😂

    • @themario2227
      @themario2227 3 роки тому +6

      That’s just, where he lives

  • @chunkychew6995
    @chunkychew6995 5 років тому +539

    RUSSIA IS PART OF BOLIVIA
    love him or hate him he’s spitting straight fax

    • @defaultuser6291
      @defaultuser6291 4 роки тому +10

      I loved/hqted that comment.

    • @shiniselune399
      @shiniselune399 4 роки тому +18

      BOLVIA*

    • @AmelpsXett
      @AmelpsXett 4 роки тому +3

      A lot of parts of Russia belongs to different countries. Russia shouldn't exist

    • @nicename2859
      @nicename2859 4 роки тому +6

      Shini Selune Nope it’s Bolivia

    • @aamateen75
      @aamateen75 4 роки тому

      facts*

  • @lamarmonoroth642
    @lamarmonoroth642 5 років тому +276

    I declare my 120km square including my house independent.
    Governor: Me
    Opposition : Wife
    Population : 4
    Next leader: Wife

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 4 роки тому +13

      You have a governor but not a president are you waiting till the elections

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 роки тому +22

      Where did you get 120 square kilometers?

    • @PhiAce_0
      @PhiAce_0 4 роки тому +9

      @@jeffbenton6183 his wife

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeffbenton6183 That's a relatively small cattle property in some places.

    • @drakez341
      @drakez341 2 роки тому +1

      @@PhiAce_0 holy shit pp unknown

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 роки тому +2

    I found this to be quite an informative video! Subscribed!

  • @ooglefluffg857
    @ooglefluffg857 5 років тому +72

    So basically it just takes the right person to say "We're a country! Aaaand, never mind!"

  • @NullPointer1100
    @NullPointer1100 5 років тому +782

    Yay, Taiwan is a country!
    But wait, whats its official name again?
    Republic of ....
    .... China?

    • @siaujuong8558
      @siaujuong8558 5 років тому +78

      It's a struggle, not changing the name "Republic of China" is awkward. But it's even more impossible to change it to "Republic of Taiwan" due to the attitude of the PRC aka China.

    • @andycheng4436
      @andycheng4436 5 років тому +48

      china: no, its (inhales) *CHINESE TAIPEI* (outhales)

    • @hanyangxie4730
      @hanyangxie4730 5 років тому +51

      Taiwan is not a country, Taiwan is a province belong to Republic of China. The fact that ROC lost all provinces except Taiwan does not make Taiwan a country. It’s still Republic of China.

    • @therosijedha
      @therosijedha 5 років тому +65

      The People’s Repubic of China owns the mainland and the repubic of China owns Taiwan. Please don’t declare war on me

    • @cwildeman
      @cwildeman 5 років тому +101

      @@hanyangxie4730 Let's see, Taiwan and China have different currencies, different governments, different leaders and different passports, just off the top of my head. The only thing that makes Taiwan part of China is China's ongoing hissy fit about it, and all the missiles they have pointed at Taiwan.

  • @yukiI00
    @yukiI00 3 роки тому +43

    Our classroom was a country, until the teacher next door came...

  • @aspielm759
    @aspielm759 2 роки тому +10

    The Republic of Crimea is reminds me of Anschluss.
    It also reminds me of when you time getting Chamberlin with the “Motion of no confidence” focus to get rid of Chamberlin in Hearts of Iron 4

    • @DungeonNumber5
      @DungeonNumber5 Рік тому +1

      Well, you seem to lack context then.
      Russia would be more than happy to not get involved in 2014, but Ukraine made the things Georgian way (tested in 2008) - a highly sponsored move which driven local people desperate.
      Story time. I was born in 90's Republic of Crimea and lived there as a child.
      It was acceptable to be part of Ukraine due to economic needs and people's wish for peaceful dissolving of the Union. Chechen war and Nagornyi Karabakh conflict was enough fire and blood - noone wanted it at their home region.
      Then U.S. money flow came - with "orange revolution" in early 00's and NATO ships coming to Sevastopol - to say the least, people were not happy.
      Since then Mainland Ukraine only applied pressure on Crimea at moderate pace, pushing anti-Russian practices step by step - there used to be a highly supported political counterweight party helping people of South and East.
      But in late 2013 the said party collapsed under corruption, betraying the people. Nationalist idiots with full support of most of the oligarchate and the West made a proper power overthrow this time.
      Overthrowing corruption is good, using the event as a glorified boost of nazi ideas with the prepared legal background for purges - not good. Not freaking good.
      The balance was broken and people were ready to pay the economic price and stand for their out-of-Ukraine identity. All they needed was the support.
      Right here, Russia made a respectable move stepping in.
      Inability of the West to step in too, and communicate constuctively over the next years - the military inflation of Ukraine was chosen instead - brought this all to a full-scale European crisis and warfare.
      "Motion of no confidence", you say?

  • @infinitethings2413
    @infinitethings2413 4 роки тому +68

    10 Year old me to my mom: I can live on my own!
    Also me:

    • @Kixtii
      @Kixtii 3 роки тому +2

      Pfft-

  • @nitsuanew
    @nitsuanew 5 років тому +21

    I was expecting the sponsor ad started as follow: “every independent nation needs a website....”

    • @chickeninabox
      @chickeninabox 4 роки тому

      Use Wordpress. Ask me for more information.

  • @syxioyt
    @syxioyt 5 років тому +203

    History: 8 Second Country
    Me: *im gonna make a 1 second country*

    • @nwarcissistic
      @nwarcissistic 5 років тому +5

      \Your life lmaoooo

    • @_naianima_
      @_naianima_ 5 років тому +12

      I live on that 8-Second country

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому +4

      Ive seen places go 1 billionth of a second of a country like *inhale* Nvm

    • @PerroExtintor
      @PerroExtintor 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, its called Catalonia and they did illegal vote for be independent

    • @_naianima_
      @_naianima_ 5 років тому +2

      @@PerroExtintor basically

  • @birtawiler84
    @birtawiler84 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine if there was a map made in those 8 seconds where there was catalonia

  • @joshuabarrios2789
    @joshuabarrios2789 5 років тому +391

    *I'm Catalan and I never thought I would see anything related to Catalonia in "Half as Interesting".*
    The problem is that out of all things you could have mentioned you guys chose the one thing that we Catalan people are ashamed of....

    • @_naianima_
      @_naianima_ 4 роки тому +10

      Ur right man, ur right

    • @basementkidd6818
      @basementkidd6818 4 роки тому +40

      Well here is a real Catalonian I respect, one Who doesnt want to become independent.
      Or maybe you are ashamed about only being independent for 8 seconds?? Who knows? I at least didnt forget to do what other many Spanish people did forget to do . *Consider the Catalonians as humans* no Matter the side they are on.

    • @Oline1756
      @Oline1756 4 роки тому +5

      liamskisniper 4 Nan, don’t be ashamed guys
      If you guys didn’t get the independence you deserve. It’s okay, hey atleast you have the Spanish Government’s benefits too.
      Don’t worry mi amigos and introduce me to Catalan girls too.
      I’m Filipino by the way, Spain’s former colony is our country.

    • @basementkidd6818
      @basementkidd6818 4 роки тому +2

      @@Oline1756
      Im not Catalan man XD.
      I cant introduce you to any Catalan girl either mate, dont know any

    • @Oline1756
      @Oline1756 4 роки тому +1

      liamskisniper 4 I thought you said you are Catalan hahah
      Sorry about that, I guess I just woke up on that moment hahaha

  • @Ghost_Brawler
    @Ghost_Brawler 5 років тому +138

    My cup is my own country
    Ok it’s been 5 seconds and it fell so...

  • @LukaLehmann
    @LukaLehmann 5 років тому +129

    Catalonia: Yay! I’m Independent!
    **8 Seconds Later**
    Catalonia: Um, actually, can I be apart of you again?

  • @bdorsey19
    @bdorsey19 3 роки тому +4

    You know it’s bad when he’s been saying dates and then he says “it was formed at about noon”

  • @clevethunder676
    @clevethunder676 4 роки тому +536

    My house is basically CCP.
    Dad and Mom: Xi Jinping
    Me: Chinese Citizen
    My Opinion: Wrong

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 років тому +26

    1:25 Best part of the video

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +467

    Damn, the Republic of Catalonia lasted longer than me having sex.

    • @DuckiestBoat959
      @DuckiestBoat959 5 років тому +5

      ......same

    • @ItsMe_G
      @ItsMe_G 5 років тому +12

      well, Catalonia exists since XIV ... no shame on have shorter sex...

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 5 років тому +16

      @@ItsMe_G the republic of catalonia didn't

    • @ItsMe_G
      @ItsMe_G 5 років тому

      @@aelix56Repasa la historia amigo ... 1er Republica, 2nd republica .... te falta mucho por aprender

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 5 років тому +15

      @@ItsMe_G Ninguna republica Catalana amigo. Y la que declaro el puig tampoco vale mierda ;)

  • @pvzgamerlegisniana6492
    @pvzgamerlegisniana6492 3 роки тому +3

    This is the first video i have ever watched in half as interesting

  • @carhornsdashcamsandstopmot1600
    @carhornsdashcamsandstopmot1600 4 роки тому +30

    My backyard was a country with a permanent population of ants and hot wheels cars, until my dad rolled in

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +387

    I think u triggered Catalonia slightly with that thumbnail

    • @jogaton7994
      @jogaton7994 5 років тому +6

      im not triggered

    • @tetenric
      @tetenric 5 років тому +39

      Nah, no t'ho creguis, ens ho prenem a broma

    • @jogaton7994
      @jogaton7994 5 років тому +33

      S'hauràn enfadat més els feixistes espanyols jajaja

    • @raulruiz205
      @raulruiz205 5 років тому +11

      @@jogaton7994 Si no te gusta España vete a vivir a otro sitio

    • @le_beks
      @le_beks 5 років тому +30

      @@raulruiz205 ja comencem... xD

  • @lawlesslastname8909
    @lawlesslastname8909 5 років тому +42

    Crimea: Are we a Country now?
    Russia: Well yes, but actually no

  • @sponge3074
    @sponge3074 Рік тому +1

    I officially declare my digestive system as the People’s Republic of Chicken-Nugget-Topia

  • @aaryamangupta
    @aaryamangupta 3 роки тому +30

    I declare my room my country
    Population: My PC and me
    Territory: My room I guess
    Government: All powerful Mom
    ForeignRelations: All the other messy room countries here.

    • @cosmicball1670
      @cosmicball1670 3 роки тому

      I also do the same.my enemies:Ukraine Population:Me Territory:my room Government:Me Allies:The other rooms.

    • @jaffacakenjoyer
      @jaffacakenjoyer 2 роки тому +1

      @@cosmicball1670 I do the same
      Enemies:Italy,Sweden
      Population:Me and a spider on my window that shouldn't exist
      Goverment:Dust
      Allies:Republic of Chad,Sao Tome and Principe,other messy room nations

    • @cosmicball1670
      @cosmicball1670 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaffacakenjoyer Update:Ive conquered a the rooms and Ukraine is my allie now
      Enemies:Russia

    • @jaffacakenjoyer
      @jaffacakenjoyer 2 роки тому

      @@cosmicball1670 I support revolts

  • @dietznuts8106
    @dietznuts8106 4 роки тому +45

    "I should not have mentioned Taiwan..."
    *Hoooo boy... statistics yea~*

  • @Laughterdisorder
    @Laughterdisorder 5 років тому +56

    This guy and the wendover productions guy should collab

    • @toxicatto6074
      @toxicatto6074 5 років тому +1

      Yeah ikr, they're going to be a good collab

    • @moonowhles7640
      @moonowhles7640 5 років тому +1

      Pretty sure they have before, I'd like another one lol

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 5 років тому

      I think they collaborated on some videos like the one about the shortest flight route or the longest continuous flight.

    • @te1327
      @te1327 5 років тому

      They both sound the same

    • @debayanbhattacharya7247
      @debayanbhattacharya7247 5 років тому +1

      @@te1327 r/wooosh

  • @costin88boss74
    @costin88boss74 2 роки тому +1

    the shortest lived country is any country that didn't exist, they lived 0 seconds

  • @thezombiecreeper
    @thezombiecreeper 4 роки тому +34

    HAI: Shows a Taiwan meme
    Also HAI: Shows a map without Taiwan literally 6 seconds later

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 роки тому +3

      @ idk, never heard of him, apparently he made a video about shortest lived countries ever

  • @Pavankumar-eh1qz
    @Pavankumar-eh1qz 5 років тому +97

    Expecting a video on Boeing 737 max-8 from you

    • @guruprasaathm
      @guruprasaathm 5 років тому +1

      Is it just my instinct or are you a tamil from india? Your name suggests me

    • @Pavankumar-eh1qz
      @Pavankumar-eh1qz 5 років тому +2

      @@guruprasaathm
      You are correct

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 5 років тому +11

      It'll drop soon enough.
      ...Too soon?

    • @toxicatto6074
      @toxicatto6074 5 років тому +3

      Hmmm... probably it's going to be from wendover, or real engineering. Because half as interesting is full of jokes

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 5 років тому

      The problems of the Boeing 737 MAX-8 "lawn dart" are yet to be investigated thoroughly in order to avoid what caused them in the first place.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +106

    In art class, I declared a country called Wasteoftimeistan with my friend that consists of a table

    • @geemail369
      @geemail369 5 років тому +1

      So did your teacher entering your very classroom! 😅

    • @LyonScapeStudios
      @LyonScapeStudios 5 років тому +10

      yo but do you have the recognition of the tables next to you?

    • @LyonScapeStudios
      @LyonScapeStudios 5 років тому +3

      If you were smart you would start a Communist federation to resist the control of your dictating teacher..... Power to the desk people amiright?

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 5 років тому +1

      Look up on youtube lil Hitler.

    • @charlespointlee
      @charlespointlee 5 років тому +9

      My friends and I did that in Civics. We tried to put a sign, but our teacher said she was declaring a unilateral trade embargo and wouldn’t give us any tape as a result. So we agreed to peacefully be re-annexed into her zone of influence so we could use tape again

  • @pennwhipple3793
    @pennwhipple3793 3 роки тому +72

    "This country lived for 8 seconds"
    unvaccinated kids: Are you kidding me? That's insultingly *long*

  • @mrkillenmax
    @mrkillenmax 5 років тому +11

    I just realised that you are a channel with all videos being shorter than 10 minutes, that's honestly some real dedication.

  • @TheRealFlenuan
    @TheRealFlenuan 5 років тому +17

    0:07 Yeah it's not like there's a flag covering the screen giving it away or anything

    • @holikwakkemoli
      @holikwakkemoli 4 роки тому +1

      The Real Flenuan most would not know the flag of Catalonia

    • @NateIsNotOkay
      @NateIsNotOkay 2 роки тому

      @@holikwakkemoli True.

  • @provideowatcher
    @provideowatcher 3 роки тому +80

    I’ve laughed longer than the length of the country

  • @justagreekdude6051
    @justagreekdude6051 2 роки тому +1

    I declare my house independent.
    Name: Kingdom of Houseonia
    Population: Me and my family
    Government: absolute monarchy (I’m the boss)
    Formed: Monday, July 18, 2022, 10:04:03 AM
    Dissolved: Monday, July 18, 2022, 10:04:11 AM

  • @smraddebeli
    @smraddebeli 4 роки тому +68

    Country: Prussia 2
    Population: me
    Largeness: 19 m2
    Capital city: Bunk Bed

    • @vladimirlenin8168
      @vladimirlenin8168 3 роки тому +2

      Milatery, I can help with that

    • @abrahamlincoln8037
      @abrahamlincoln8037 3 роки тому +1

      @@vladimirlenin8168 My friend made a country called The Communist Land of the Soviet Union

    • @vladimirlenin8168
      @vladimirlenin8168 3 роки тому

      @@abrahamlincoln8037 you know that I died before you were elected president

    • @abrahamlincoln8037
      @abrahamlincoln8037 3 роки тому

      @@vladimirlenin8168 but we're both in Heaven right? I am planning a trip to ur house. Can I join ur house sir. Also I was born the exact year when the USSR was made (1917)

    • @vladimirlenin8168
      @vladimirlenin8168 3 роки тому

      @@abrahamlincoln8037 The USSR was established in 30 December in 1922

  • @User31129
    @User31129 5 років тому +18

    Crimea: "So we're independent right?"
    Russia, has fingers crossed behind their back: "Yeah, sure absolutely "

  • @MalcolmCooks
    @MalcolmCooks 5 років тому +24

    guy after founding the russian democratic federative republic: well, guess I can relax for a little while and watch the entire matrix trilogy
    (6 hours and 57 mins later) okay I'm ba- *wait what just happened*

    • @taygadesign
      @taygadesign 5 років тому +7

      Lenin: Communism happened, b*tch!

  • @saturnsudit
    @saturnsudit Рік тому +1

    I declare my building independent from Brazil.
    Name - Empire of Yorkia
    Permanent population - The residents and my family
    Royal family, hiearchy order:
    Dad (emperor)
    Mom (empress)
    Me (prince)
    My sister (princess)
    ----------------------------------------
    Military - um no?
    Currency - ... r$
    Passport - screw this

    • @ImEncke
      @ImEncke Рік тому

      Creative ✅
      Informative ✅
      Life-Changing ✅
      Yorkia ✅