G2 RIZZO CAN'T CROSS HALF COURT...CAN I WIN?!
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- I NEED TO BEAT HIM!
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For future vid with Rizzo, randomise his controller buttons? P.s loving this series!
i like this like Rob likes men
aweeeee i was gonna put that
Chlo3_ B yes
Nubeto sure
NOOOO YOU STOLE MY IDEA! cri cri :(
Forget Amazon. Shave your beard and send it to him. There is the trophy.
I agree that would be hilarious.
like if you agree.
I 100% agree who fucking cares about the 50 $ mark, you could do something fancy like you could write balled and get it a gold sur rounding on a plaque or something with the rocket league logo.
Just saying
but its 50$ max and jons beard is like 300
Ron Miller Lol the smallest price would be at least 3000$for his beard,right?
yeah
Send him $50 dollars worth of get well soon cards
Caden Everson not really lol
Harris Backhouse this idea is awesome
He is going to be pistof
Best I've seen so far
Harris Backhouse let's gooooooo!
Medical Grade Stainless Steel Testicle Ball Weight Ball Stretcher Scrotum Stretcher 25 Oz
For 44.99$ And then get a black sharpie and write Rizzo is my daddy as the ingraving. x'D!
Vargen Dae why do I get the impression that you are the type of guy to be in class and ask if they can stand up to adjust their scrotum stretcher
Vargen Dae bump
OMG poor Rizzo
www.amazon.com/Medical-Stainless-Testicle-Stretcher-Scrotum/dp/B00RCR4K8M
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00RCR4K8M/ref=mp_s_a_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1492127731&sr=8-6&keywords=stainless+steel+scrotum+stretcher
U should make a vid called how many guys does it take to beat rizzo start with a 1v1 and keep adding until rizzo loses
Synths_ Richie that's a sick idea 💡
Synths_ Richi
u should keep blowing up rizzo when he tries to get the ball
Great idea
Savage_ass_ Richie i
Get rizzo an f2 shirt
Sam Gray YES
YES
Sam Gray YES
On amazon ????? Not his own shop ??
Sam Gray i
Nascar Challenge! Rizzo can't turn right, left turns only.
YES THIS IS GREAT
Drew Wassmuth Mad
Drew Wassmuth lmfao genius
Drew Wassmuth BEAUTIFUL
Drew Wassmuth americans 😒😒😒
Since you're jonSANDman, you should buy him like a 50lb bag of sand
And be jonsandsack for the rest of his life :D
Andrew Wiesner awh!! Yeah !! That will be hilarious man, could be the greatest joke of the year my dude. Nah, seriously, sounds shit.
Yes! Looking at amazon (UK) you could send almost a TON of sand! Haha
that would be so funny
Great idea 😝
17:30 to 17:34 it looks like Jon is saying Rizzos words lol
LOL
Lol
LOL
LOL
LoL
Do so lachlan play with Rizzo and the only way to score is if lachlan score
Awesome idea!
Genius
Anton Nordberg Amazing
PRAISE THE LORDS FOR THIS IDEA, LITERALLY THE BEST IDEA EVAH!! (and original...)
OMG i loooove this idea XD
rizzo has to play with his controller behind his back, can't pass half court, has no boost, he had to blindfold himself he can't use 2 hands he had to use McDonald's wifi and lastly can't score
Slay RL but jon will still lose
Jacob Wightman AHAHHA
Pretty even.
cat casually walks past at 8:11
Roman Rides Scooters true
Roman Rides Scooters it's a ghost
Roman Rides Scooters lol
Roman Rides Scooters lol
Roman Rides Scooters I saw this and then looked up at Jon and it happened and I didnt click the timestamp
Rizzo: "Hey Jon, I can't cross half court so you have all the time in the world to set yourself up for a good shot/dribble."
Jon: "Ok cool, I'll just make mediocre shots from just past half court and hope you miss."
The Andoxico lol
I guess that not everyone is as good as you obviously are.
Buy a monster victory trophy and have him write Daddy Rizzo on the plaque section. Its $15 and looks awesome! Its called monster victory trophy by decade awards.
www.amazon.com/Decade-Awards-MR731-Monster-Soccer/dp/B00NRE9M3W/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1492108849&sr=8-10&keywords=monster+trophy
Great idea! Still well under $50, too!
craftyman Thanks for the link!
Get a car 🚗
ArabsCamel 50 not 15
Am I the only one who is severely impressed with rizzo’s singing at 14:00
DomPlays oh my fk
DomPlays I was to
DomPlays I am
Naw, everyone can sing like that if they try
Yes
Buy him a pet rock and put it on a trophy holder with his name on the holder.
Get rizzo to bind keys onto different actions for example the boost button could be jump or the forward button will be reverse and Jon can choose 2 keys to change every game or u guys can decide
I play with mouse and keyboard, is not big deal.
The next one could be that Rizzo has bad camera setting and u have ur regular ones
Rizzo in turtle mode Jon can't boost!! Like so they can see. This would be a good game for sure
Travis Isabelle Turtle is so unfair, regardless of Rizzo's skill level, Kuxir and Kronovi could beat Jon.
Travis Isabelle it auto-turns you around sometimes
Travis Isabelle instead of Jon just having no boost he shouldn't be able to jump also
5:20 That moment when the cool guy in class laughs a your joke.
so happy you brought up the jon sandman disease hahaha
There is no cure
In Rizzos doubles with Sizz video
What ep of it
What episode was it
There's 3
The prize should be a bust of Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies with the word "balled" engraved on his bald head.
14:02 LOL jon Reaction
get him 50 dollars of canned beans
Andrew Rockefeller b
G2 Rizzo with his screen flipped upside down...
im rewatching all the sandman and rizzo videos for the CULTURE
Rizzo: has to do turtle goals
Jon: can do any goal
TheDapperSlime good idea but its hard so i think rizzo better can do only bicycle goals or air goals
Similar Popo except Rizzo won against Jon with only ceiling shots...
Turtle goals are not hard unless you just started playing
TheDapperSlime he should at least give this idea a try. Good idea!
Wall sticker of an old lady with an asthma puffer
??????????!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Beast lol
A $50 blockbuster gift card
IKILL4CHEEZ hahha
IKILL4CHEEZ I
Prayful PVP that's the joke..
Yes
$50 worth of the lowest quality toilet roll available
get Jon an RLCS trophy that says "G2" on it and next vid do Rob and Jon vs Rizzo and Lachlan!!!
DAAAAMN
I know right, cold
Abssurd is that even on amazon lmfao
14:40 had me cracking up 😂 and 18:35
Jon you should not even buy him a trophy, buy him a Samantha Paige dress for $49.95 it's going to be beautiful.
you should do a vid where the top dog has ball cam off and crap camera settings and the underdog is normal.
11:10 STOP! in the name of love. Before you break my heart.
Get him a giant cheese wheel
Lol
Next one:
no acceleration (has to flip around and can do arials) vs full acceleration(can do everything)
Who is watching this in 2019?
Me
I am. I miss threes with Sizz, Rizzo, and Jon
Me
2020 bro
2020
Rizzo with no thumbs vs Jon with both
Lachlan and Jon vs rizzo
LordV555 that would be the best
LordV555 that's just making it harder for Jon. Do Lachlan and Rizzo
8:12 cat walks into Jon's ear
5:12 GOLDDDDDD
#jonsandmandisease
Mash that's way more expensive than 50 dollars it's worth around 1000-2000 dollars
I know you probably won't see this comment john but I'd like to say how much you and your vids mean to me . Over the past six months life hasn't been good to me but you have helped me out a tonne and I appreciate what you do for the rocket league community you have such a dramatic impact on everyone you don't even realise that all I'm gonna say but I'd love it if you could reply to this comment it would make my day thx john keep up the good work ps: rizzo is my daddy too 😝❤️❤️❤️
you sound like a bitch
Par Golfer I doubt he means something to you if you can't even spell his name right.
Don't hate on him I think Jon means a lot to so many people out here
Idk why the hell people are so damn mad that this guy likes a youtuber.. Jon's a good guy and respects a lot of people and brings love into a toxic toxic world we live in. Respect... Also rizzo is my daddy
FUCKING LEARN HOW TO SPELL JON!!!!!
Lmao the last minutes was priceless especially the last goal I was laughing so hard I was crying keep em rolling jon & riz 😂👍
Old Asian Man Wall Decal - Medium Jumbo for $40
Buy a mankini and make Rizzo wear it
8:15 Jon's cat walks in the back round of the camera
14:04 It was at this moment when he knew he fucked up
Paik _ paiksenses JUsT WhY
Paik _ paiksenses XD
Get this it's exactly 50$
BDI Men's 8-Panel Flatseam Gel Cycling Shorts
His reaction is gonna be funny😂
Love u Jon!
i got this recommended now and genuinly though it's new, and i'm like.. what's that haircut of Jon, and the game looks different. and then i see "4 years ago".
No wall rizo and rumble jon
8:10 Jon Sandman, here's an idea: DESTROY HIS CAR THEN SCORE!!!!!!!!
U didn’t see da cat
You gotta stop pushing as you push into the goal keeping your hopes up as Rizzo has the advantage of saving then your stuck on his side as you advanced therefore he has a open goal long shot opportunity.. so go for long shots too trick him, Wall bounce, Ariel
A trophy saying the winner is the best
Next time he should do no rumble vs rumble
He says "They know what sex is.." ! That makes it WORSE! LMAO
Jon, can you please make a playlist of all the challenges you have done with Rizzo? I just love them so much and want to watch all of them!! Pls heart this comment if u see. I love you guys keep making great content!!
22:46-23:02 IS SOOOOOO FUNNY
Adybaby_YT L
Bro i watched this when i was 8
No im nine
And i heard the word s**
Mario Colindres
No one cares
Rizzo: No boost
Jon: All the boost a man could ever want
Get some that says Jon Balled Rizzo
something
You should get him $50 worth of t-shirts of your or something similiar on it
Your face*
editing is a thing...
Get him a cactus
Fleshlight
22:40 Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#Jonballedrizzotwice
lets not forget #jonballedrizzo
Did anyone notice his cat walking by at 8:14 😂
buy rizzo a girlfriend and make him do a video on it
he has a girlfriens
Callum Fereday athenaart is her gf
a *girl* friend? is Rizzo lesbian?
Gaming Ibro rizzo is a boy
Sunshine Was Here ik, I was making a joke 'bout his high ass pitched voice
You should do the same thing here but rizzo is stuck on your side so that you have an open goal😀
It wouldn't be an episode that's way too hard
For meh boy rizz
Electro Da Maniac /EDM/ #op
8:13 the cat is a shamed in the face cam that Jon lost to Rizzo on half court vs full court
rizzo can only be on walls and not on field 😁😁😁😁
Nice idea
a 50$ amazon gift card XD
Get a custom bib for his baby saying "Jon can't beat Rizzo"
a strap on
#RizzoballedRizzo
Jon:Jon balled Rizzo
Rizzo:Oh no
lol
Cat reveal at 8:10
\(^o^)/
I loveeeeeeeeee cats 🐈 8:10
Nice pussy
Get him $50 worth of tampons and bras :))S
Rizzo has to play with a Wii remote, motion controls.
There's software you can use to set them up as PC controllers
do this and send it to Rizzo
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Jon. pls stop now while you can.. YOU'RE OVERUSING THE CREEPY INTRO D=
once a week is too often.. Maybe once a month?
Jon when I watch you play any other time you go back to goal to defend but here you kept staying over in corner by the boost which gave Rizzo the opening every time.
First
John is a noob
Mohammed Muhalhal no u r r it's spelled Jon no h noob
Mohammed Muhalhal he’s actually legrnd
Pig_ Luvr_19 Speak English please.
Jonathan Trägårdh ôkæÿ how u spell
Na u dumb fam??
Suggestion for future episode: Jon has normal controls, while Rizzo's movement controls are inverted (ie. Forward becomes backwards, backwards becomes forwards, left becomes right and right becomes left). You could also invert jump and boost for added difficulty.
10:15 JOHN BALLED RIZZO!
Here's an idea. Rizzo gets full boost permanently, but can only play turtled (he cannot drive on his wheels, only on the roof of his car, aerials off the walls if he can manage them). I do this in private matches and it is very fun, and should be one that the sandmanager can handle ;D
the way Jon moves when he plays 😂😂
Jon, For the half-court challenge, take it on the wall on your side, than bring it over to his side still on the wall, than hit it towards center when he goes for it, than get a goal.
Get jon two photo frames, one with Jon and the other with one of the Jenners and have a label saying, "Better than my wife."
Rizzo:no boost and half court
John:boost and full court
8:13 His CAT is there
"The challenges are going to get weirder and weirder." so are you intros Jon.
+Jon Sandman Why don't u make the analog stick be invert so up is down and down is up
14:39 Rizzo called it LMAO
That dog in the face cam though at 8:16
Buy him another game and say: Play this, rocket league isn't for you...
You cant do anything if I give you time - Jon Sandman, 2017
All inverse controls for Rizzo
Ex.: L2 to drive for controller,
Or
D to go left on keyboard