GOP Spins Conspiracy Theories About Arrest of FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at disgraced cryptocurrency mogul Sam Bankman-Fried being arrested and charged with eight criminal counts after the collapse of FTX, while Republicans claim the arrest is a ploy to keep him from testifying to Congress.
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  • @daydreamer8662
    @daydreamer8662 Рік тому +282

    The iPhone guy reminds me of a time I had to do some work in an office. I was a contractor. The lady kept complaining my drill sucked the power away from her computer making its difficult for her to work. I showed her I had a cordless drill!

    • @rashaunwilliams6121
      @rashaunwilliams6121 Рік тому +22

      Funny story. I like it.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Рік тому +56

      A so-called mechanic changing the oil in my Chevy Blazer (back in the early 1990s) came into the lobby and told me my alternator wasn't charging. I followed him out to the car which was on a rack over a pit. The key was turned so the dash display was on and the alternator indicator wasn't showing charging. I turned to him calmly and said, Yep, the alternator isn't charging. I paused a second and then said, The engine isn't running. Then I returned to the lobby laughing. I found it funny that he thought he'd get me, a "stupid" woman to shell out for a repair I didn't need. Not all of us ladies are as dumb as men think we are.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Рік тому

      Ah, but that just means it was sucking away the power HOMEOPATHICALLY!!

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada Рік тому +9

      @@rhondah1587 I love that story.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Рік тому +4

      @@pleasetakemecanada Thanks. Me too. Lol

  • @PreviouslyDelicious
    @PreviouslyDelicious Рік тому +1312

    Could you imagine? Someone refusing to testify under oath? Who would do such a thing....

    • @justinhink4198
      @justinhink4198 Рік тому

      Yeah who donated millions to the DNC lol

    • @justinhink4198
      @justinhink4198 Рік тому +29

      I guess we will wait for that money to be returned bahahahahaha

    • @PreviouslyDelicious
      @PreviouslyDelicious Рік тому +59

      @justinhink4198 yeah, we would be totally fine with him just pleading the 5th for hours if he did go, right?

    • @mikedaugherty5501
      @mikedaugherty5501 Рік тому +9

      someone who doesn’t want to incriminate themselves by telling the truth. it’s the fifth amendment.

    • @keenanmartin7691
      @keenanmartin7691 Рік тому +70

      @@mikedaugherty5501 Mike missed the joke.

  • @apeekintime
    @apeekintime Рік тому +89

    Watching congress try to talk to Zuckerberg was like watching an SNL skit. I couldn't believe how clueless these legislatures were about the internet. Some were asking Mark why they don't have good internet in their districts and what he was going to do about it. He was like ummm..... we aren't an internet provider and I'm not Santa Claus. I thought we were here to talk about privacy...

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 Рік тому

      Many are over 70 but worse, are just businessmen and lawyers. Numbers and science aren't their forte. It's innuendo and deception.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Рік тому +10

      "Uhhh, Mr. Zuckerberg, ... I understand it's possible to receive images on the Internet. And uh, some of these images might be of an explicit nature. I don't condone this kind of thing, but for the sake of argument, how easy is it for someone to uh.. inadvertently run into these images? Do I n... uh, would one need to insert a credit card?"

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Рік тому

      Maybe things will improve in another few years when the boomers finally start dying off. Cuz they sure as hell aren’t going to just retire and let younger more qualified ppl take their positions. They’re gonna milk it to their last rattling breaths 😂

  • @GrandmaCathy
    @GrandmaCathy Рік тому +53

    The look on Zuckerman’s face !! “Senator, we run ads.” 😮. 😂😂😂😂

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring Рік тому +137

    That crypto guy looks like the man in every college movie who's way too old to be a student.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +6

      Understudy for John Belushi in "Animal House".

    • @rogergeyer9851
      @rogergeyer9851 Рік тому +1

      SV MTNZ: Or the way a LOT of the tech geeks look who actually do the tech. work and make things function, vs. CEO's who do things like keep a straight face when a congress critter asks a question related to tech. that would make a 5 year old embarrassed.

    • @davidyohalem629
      @davidyohalem629 Рік тому

      @@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Whose character went on to become a senator.

    • @PiedmontBlues
      @PiedmontBlues Рік тому

      "HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?"

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому

      @@davidyohalem629 Didn't "Blutarsky" eventually become a Senator?

  • @mary-kaynester2599
    @mary-kaynester2599 Рік тому +98

    "He looks like he was thrown naked into a Goodwill, and given 90 seconds to get dressed." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Рік тому

      4:07
      XD

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +1

      That's a nearly verbatim callback to a description of James Carville during the 2020 presidential primary. Throw "Louisiana" in front of "Goodwill," and it's the exact same.

    • @susanmathers7209
      @susanmathers7209 Рік тому +2

      I thought he was talking about Steve Bannon.

    • @mary-kaynester2599
      @mary-kaynester2599 Рік тому +1

      @@susanmathers7209 or Michael Moore. 🤣🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому +1

      @@mary-kaynester2599

  • @sto2779
    @sto2779 Рік тому +53

    “Dude looks like he was thrown in Goodwill and given 90 secs to dress”… wow 😂

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Рік тому +3

      That would make a more interesting show than many we have now. Three contestants each have 90 seconds to dress from a thrift shop. They can draw a random category, like "evening at the opera" or "going to the office" and they compete to find the best attire.

  • @eh2203
    @eh2203 Рік тому +22

    “I’ll have two soups” genuinely deserves an Emmy.

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent Рік тому +33

    This is the guy (Fried) who said "Government oversight would be really bad for business!" Yeah I bet.

  • @desmond-hawkins
    @desmond-hawkins Рік тому +426

    Good luck to Sam, I'm looking forward to the trial where he can explain why one of FTX's group chats was called "Wirefraud". 🍿

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 Рік тому +13

      no kidding?

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca Рік тому +18

      ...where in the heck were they having these group chats on? That's almost hard to believe nowadays, and then you realize that people are still sending Trump Campaign donations and spending money on his Freedom Coin cryptocurrency.. 🤔
      That's nuts! 🤣

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Рік тому +1

      Uh, maybe because they were discussing how to protect themselves against wire fraud? Any tech company involved in finance or commerce would be doing the same.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому +30

      @@kindablue1959 i would call it "no wire fraud" or "wire fraud prevention" but im just a nobody.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 Рік тому

      @@markmac2206literally shorthand 😂

  • @escorpianoyqueee
    @escorpianoyqueee Рік тому +9

    I still remember when I re-watched the entire trial and remember by heart the "Senator: We run adds" reply. It was like me explaining my granpa how to upload a picture to facebook.

  • @drewsantana8797
    @drewsantana8797 Рік тому +28

    "I'll have two soups!" may have been the oldest, old person joke ever, and I'm still laughing 😂🤣👻

    • @Thomas-np3gi
      @Thomas-np3gi Рік тому +1

      It was all-around a good episode, but that was hilarious

  • @RalfHaring
    @RalfHaring Рік тому +44

    Correction ... the hobbit who stayed behind in the Shire was Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger. He dressed as Frodo and kept Bag End looking occupied to fool people into thinking he was still there. He provided more value than SBF, for sure.

    • @grutarg2938
      @grutarg2938 Рік тому +7

      Stephen Colbert would never make that mistake.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +110

    Oh Seth, you should have called it Jackal Coins and watch our ears perk up at the very mention of our name!

    • @jayo8281
      @jayo8281 Рік тому +12

      Tell me more...

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC Рік тому +21

      I have NEVER been on board for Any kind of Crypto Currency.. and that has nothing to do with the fact that I am old enough to be Seth's Father ...lol. I just realize that Anything of value is 100% just a socially recognized value.. like DeBeers Diamonds... but I Would get on board for a couple Jackal Coins for that very reason! Lol

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Рік тому +11

      But then we'd have noted the routing number given isn't valid (doesn't belong to any bank) and would have asked where the corresponding account number was.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Рік тому +2

      @@MichaelOKC You're in your 90s eh?

    • @irishgeek7
      @irishgeek7 Рік тому +11

      I'd go for jackal coin tbh because you know it'd go to God's Love We Deliver or another charity or towards Seth buying himself something fun outside his kids college fund and honestly I'm ok with either

  • @semievilsquirrel
    @semievilsquirrel Рік тому +2

    One of the things I love most about watching clips from Congressional hearings is how terrible the questions are and how hard it is to answer such stupid, inept questions, especially without a huge eye roll and sigh.

  • @chocolatechip12
    @chocolatechip12 Рік тому +13

    CORRECTION: Cheeto dust smells amazing, and SBF looks more like the smell of an old gym sock that's been forgotten under the bleachers for a few years.

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy Рік тому +375

    One would think that having someone in custody would make it EASIER to get them to testify.

    • @Tyranastrasza
      @Tyranastrasza Рік тому +19

      Yes, but they would testify to the law enforcement, or the justice, not to the congress, and that's what is getting under their skin.

    • @JCDofNYC
      @JCDofNYC Рік тому +11

      It's actually a whole lot harder in that we have the Fifth Amendment protection against self incrimination. Simply put, once charged, you cannot be compelled to testify.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK Рік тому

      You're assuming there's good faith in the Republicans points and maybe they're confused. They're just doing the usual. Creating conspiracy theories out of thin air. Not worrying about the last conspiracy theory they very recently dreamed up. The Democrats are corrupt if they don't charge him and they're corrupt if they do.

    • @andrewwinslow9315
      @andrewwinslow9315 Рік тому

      that's why we should all be in Government custody and have all our needs met. so they can keep an eye on us at all time

    • @vdavis4785
      @vdavis4785 Рік тому +39

      @@JCDofNYC A witness can take the 5th even when they have not been charged. That is the whole point of not incriminating oneself. One can't be brought into an official proceeding (such as a legislative hearing or a deposition in a civil case) and be forced to testify against oneself, even if no criminal charges are in place.

  • @Blackmark52
    @Blackmark52 Рік тому +4

    *"Why would they arrest him before he can testify?"*
    huh??? So that he can testify in court where it means something.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Рік тому

      Sherlock holmes over here... Just outsmarted the entire GOP with common f*cking sense. Lmfao🙉

  • @nonsonoqui100
    @nonsonoqui100 Рік тому +4

    As an Iowan, that was a spot Grassley impression. Dead on.

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 Рік тому +975

    For those who don't know, Sam Bankman-Fried described how his business worked a year ago. The interview told him it sounded like a pyramid scheme. Sam laughed and agreed.

    • @vitd5283
      @vitd5283 Рік тому +13

      link?

    • @michaeld4861
      @michaeld4861 Рік тому +43

      @@vitd5283 Coffeezilla has videos about it.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Рік тому

      It's worth noting that he's hardly alone. He was dimed out by his Chinese competitor/frienemy Binance.
      What no one is mentioning is that yes, a snake oil salesman has gone down.
      But the Chinese one that set him up for the fall is taking over the snake oil market in his place. This is as much a case of No Honor Among Thieves as it is China waging economic war against all things West.

    • @mikedaugherty5501
      @mikedaugherty5501 Рік тому +1

      all crypto currencies are ponzi schemes. the increase in value only comes about from more rubes buying in the belief it will increase in value.

    • @judithsmith9582
      @judithsmith9582 Рік тому +56

      @@vitd5283
      Do your own work and Google it

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 Рік тому +25

    They say “under oath” like that means anything…

    • @cscotet4202
      @cscotet4202 Рік тому +2

      Especially to Congress.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Рік тому

      It's supposed to... You just outed *yourself* homie... "Tell me you will lie about anything without actually telling me..."

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 Рік тому

      @@bobsbuurgers3714 people who are gunna lie are gunna lie. "Under oath" means nothing to these people. The whole under oath thing is a theatrical performance with no real authority. Cops do it all the time if it furthers the states case.

  • @RobertAlberti
    @RobertAlberti Рік тому +32

    I'm proud to say that I never heard of Sam Bankman-Fried until this moment.

  • @truhhhhhhhokIII3
    @truhhhhhhhokIII3 Рік тому +14

    As an old guy skater I really appreciate the rich kid at the skate park joke 😂
    There's always that one guy who never had to work, just wearing a polo with like the freshest board and shoes, but didnt want to fall so never learned tricks, then just works at dads company later in life and gets handed manaer CEO lol

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 Рік тому +23

    Correction: the extended version of the Lord of the Rings trilogy has a runtime of 11 hrs 22 mins. The theatrical edition is only 9hrs 17mins the extended cut isn’t shorter. Sméagol would never invest in crypto. He’s heavily into metals, precious metals.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому

      Preciousssssssss metalsssss

    • @aurban7538
      @aurban7538 Рік тому

      That joke was so lazy I honestly think they just have a preplanned corrections joke.

  • @avengingmime
    @avengingmime Рік тому +138

    I almost feel bad for Zuck sitting there wondering if he needs to explain the entire Internet to Steve King.

    • @irishgeek7
      @irishgeek7 Рік тому +34

      Almost.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Рік тому +12

      "It's a series of tubes" would probably work.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Рік тому +12

      that question was broken, too:
      asking how they make money without charging their customers when the people they sell data & advertising to are their customers: people who sign up for fb are 'users'

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse Рік тому +5

      Don't feel bad. Zuck is a robot.
      Describing the Internet like the postal logistical network would be much better than tubes or highways.

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Рік тому +5

      Oh God. Of course it was another Iowa Senator. Can we send any more embarrassing people to Congress? 😢

  • @Deathstorm501
    @Deathstorm501 Рік тому +39

    I know we're taught not to judge books by their covers, but I think we could have easily judged the cryptobros book by it's title, his name is very nearly Scam Bank-Man Fraud. It's not hard to see that twist coming.

    • @reneelyndamartinez1362
      @reneelyndamartinez1362 Рік тому +1

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada Рік тому +1

      Another good way to tell whether something's a terrible idea and possibly illegal is; if crypto is involved, it's a terrible idea and also possibly illegal.

  • @LordPhoenix140
    @LordPhoenix140 Рік тому +22

    If you ever want to know how well Congress understands technology, rewatch their questioning of Mark Zuckerberg.

    • @nebbykoo
      @nebbykoo Рік тому

      And yet sbf is still guilty of fraud.

    • @justsaying3548
      @justsaying3548 Рік тому +2

      Yeah that was majorly a bunch of old white men, looking at the makeup of Congress today the age gaps have widened.

  • @OwlsEyelash
    @OwlsEyelash Рік тому +115

    The part with Steve King and his granddaughter's phone was so funny, I watched it 3 times and laughed hard.

    • @nickmartin8495
      @nickmartin8495 Рік тому +24

      Same here!😂 “Congressman, iphone is made by a different company” 😅

    • @chrisharris1521
      @chrisharris1521 Рік тому +26

      Did you also notice the guy in the background with the moustache and hat?

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada Рік тому +8

      @@chrisharris1521 no I didn't, now I have to back and check it out.

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada Рік тому +10

      @@chrisharris1521 HAHAHA

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada Рік тому +4

      @@FlameOnTheBeat he only knows of one and that would be that "advanced technology known as a cellular phone". I'm sure he's amazed he can call someone without it being plugged in.

  • @VariablePenguin
    @VariablePenguin Рік тому +119

    Doesn't arresting him make it easier to compel him to testify in front of Congress? You know, since he's in custody in the US and not living it up in the Bahamas.

    • @manueldg5177
      @manueldg5177 Рік тому +33

      That’s too complicated for republicans

    • @JCDofNYC
      @JCDofNYC Рік тому +3

      Have none of you heard of the Fifth Amendment right against self incrimination?!?

    • @channell11
      @channell11 Рік тому +9

      Well, some cameras could "malfunction" in the jail and he winds up deleting himself. I mean, it's never happened before to someone who's politically inconvenient.

    • @raymondm.9954
      @raymondm.9954 Рік тому

      The Republicans aren't running anything in Congress yet anyway, so what are they griping about? They would've had to wait til January whether he'd been arrested or not.

    • @0cypher0
      @0cypher0 Рік тому +12

      The 5th amendment is not really relevant as the Republicans have effectively already set a precedent for ignoring congressional subpoenas. SBF could simply argue in court that he should be allowed to answer any questions from congress in writing just like Mango Unchained, so the 5A argument is moot and, especially coming from a Republican, more than a little hypocritical.

  • @joemorales4288
    @joemorales4288 Рік тому +5

    The Seth Coin / Wally Bucks joke is exactly how I feel about the crypto market lol, yall nailed it

  • @Beatlesfanish
    @Beatlesfanish Рік тому +2

    I don't use face book but the stone face and that "did I hearthat right?" pause were hilarious.

  • @twulff7060
    @twulff7060 Рік тому +5

    ...and why shouldn’t someone be able to testify after he has been arrested? 🤦‍♂

  • @frimatt5355
    @frimatt5355 Рік тому +109

    And yet people STILL gave him their money!

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +11

      Greed overrides logic.

    • @707Berto
      @707Berto Рік тому

      It was an EXCHANGE!

    • @flpanhead
      @flpanhead Рік тому

      And he turned around and pumped it into every pocket in the democratic party.

    • @fnuclone1229
      @fnuclone1229 Рік тому

      Tom Brady! lol

    • @tami4951
      @tami4951 Рік тому

      Hey, if they're stupid enough to believe in fake money, they deserve to be taken.

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars Рік тому +303

    The joke about the Lord of the Rings series having no deleted scenes deserved more applause.

    • @toddboughn5168
      @toddboughn5168 Рік тому +24

      That's a joke you'd expect from uber LOTR fan Stephen Colbert.

    • @louislux
      @louislux Рік тому +7

      Why? It's just a lie about the franchise and it's not even smart.

    • @toddboughn5168
      @toddboughn5168 Рік тому +3

      @@louislux Fair point.

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Рік тому +13

      @@louislux So the LOTR trilogy has 3 movies that are less than 2 hours or so each? The average movie length in the early 2000's was less than 2 hours. The LOTR trilogy clocked in at 2 hours 58, 2 hours 59, and 3 hours 21 minutes. Those are way longer than the average movie. Thus the joke.

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 Рік тому +2

      1😂😂%

  • @michaeljones1802
    @michaeljones1802 Рік тому +17

    The GOP has just really turned into a giant grift.

    • @wendydabee
      @wendydabee Рік тому +1

      They always have been, they're just more obvious about it now.

    • @allegorx58
      @allegorx58 Рік тому

      crazy how dense folks can be. democrats were the only ones who benefitted from ftx. we know this now. i.e. you’re a fool

  • @loditx7706
    @loditx7706 Рік тому +2

    I had never heard of him. I congratulate myself.

  • @kevinmilhim646
    @kevinmilhim646 Рік тому +48

    Fun fact about Sam Bankman-Fried: He often played League of Legends during investor meetings, which his investors tried to spin as him being very impressive despite the fact that he absolutely SUCKS at League of Legends

  • @richardjones2455
    @richardjones2455 Рік тому +66

    “Human greed is like seawater, the more you drink, the thirstier you will become.”

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 Рік тому

      Tell that to the fish in the sea.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +5

      "Wealth is like seawater; the more we drink, the thirstier we become"- Arthur Schopenhauer.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Рік тому

      Great quote, and sadly very true.
      Greedy fucking CEOs destroying ecology and livelihoods for an extra buck.

  • @maxo.9928
    @maxo.9928 Рік тому +7

    The Lira thing made me die, my dad went on a trip to Rome in high-school in the 70s, and he still has a few dollars worth of Lira around the house lmfao

  • @Naryoril
    @Naryoril Рік тому +26

    "It's all just a house of cards". That's crypto currencies as a whole in a nutshell. "They just made it up and pretended it was valuable" too.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому

      hope you all cashed out when I told you to.

    • @louabney
      @louabney Рік тому

      Sounds like the 45 administration

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 Рік тому +65

    Since when do people get arrested to keep them quiet? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. They think being arrested means they put you in a room with a nice cop and a mean cop and both of them are trying to prevent you from talking? And then they drag you in front of a judge and a prosecutor puts you on the stand and tells you to sit there and shut up?

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Рік тому +7

      tbf when they get arrested they lawyer up & take the fifth on everything, soooo

    • @alrobinson8854
      @alrobinson8854 Рік тому

      Hes 2nd largest contributer to the demoncrats..20 billion.biden has some of the money for campaigns

    • @yvettekosta7994
      @yvettekosta7994 Рік тому

      @@sjs9698 what difference does it make, you think he'd spill his guts to congress ?
      And to be fair, sane people have always said: " crypto what ?"

    • @will-ob7pr
      @will-ob7pr Рік тому

      Exactly no prosecutor who actually wants to win a case would block his soon to be accused defendent from openly testifying and getting interrogated under oath to Congress. The fact that Bidens DOJ is doing this and he was Bidens second biggest doner stinks to high hell.
      Of course msmbc is try to deflect though.

    • @SisterPain
      @SisterPain Рік тому

      my thing is how would the arresting officers know that he was being asked to come to congress and then second why would they care? releasing him without process would get them at the least fired at the most investigated. and then there is the you have no power over citizens you need to refer that to the doj who happens to have a government branch that arrests him . hmm see how this works? FYI there must be due process and criminal procedures so booo hooo cry me a river. i guess it sucks when people ignore you in congress huh?

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Рік тому +9

    "This guy looks how Cheeto dust smells"
    brilliant

  • @roxannlerma9143
    @roxannlerma9143 Рік тому +8

    Seth, I’m a surgical resident in Albuquerque and I love watching your show every night after a long day of work. It’s my stress relief which I guess I’m a masochist. 😂
    Correction: I have been treating thousands of patients and live in Albuquerque and there’s no dog walkers that dress like that. Get your facts straight. 😅

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 Рік тому +2

    Chuck Grassley segment was priceless 😂😂😂 and Zuckerberg is a robot... 🙄🤦‍♀️

  • @KR-te8kw
    @KR-te8kw Рік тому +15

    “Pay for everything with beaver pelts”😅

  • @megkonkol4606
    @megkonkol4606 Рік тому +24

    The weed dealer's 'cashiers' are called Budtenders, Seth.

  • @hunterhansen79
    @hunterhansen79 Рік тому +1

    Iowan here. Can confirm Seth's Grassley impression is spot on.

  • @davidyohalem629
    @davidyohalem629 Рік тому +3

    Correction for Seth.
    No deleted scenes in LoTR? Hard to say, but I read the novelization by some guy named Tolkien and the parts with Tom Bombadil (played by Robin Williams, his final role) were, apparently, deleted.

  • @kit2770
    @kit2770 Рік тому +22

    That Chuck Grasssley bit was really funny.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Рік тому +16

    Watching Republicans attempting to understand _anything_ just hurts my brain.

  • @keithfisher8351
    @keithfisher8351 Рік тому +1

    I love these. Seth is definitely underrated. Top quality stuff here. I also think they need to move the mics closer to the audience. Turn that laugh track up a little.

  • @marcdenton2996
    @marcdenton2996 Рік тому +1

    Can’t understand why so many people fell for an obvious scam. Hummm, could it be greed?

  • @gestaltdude
    @gestaltdude Рік тому +46

    So just to make sure I've got a handle on this....SBF was in the Bahamas when he was arrested only a day or two before he was scheduled to appear in front of Congress to answer their questions, and the GOP genuinely believe he intended on showing up to the hearing? Isn't the fact he was in the Bahamas enough of a give away he had no intention or interest on returning to the US? Finally, and I'll admit I'm no expert of the US legal system here, but wouldn't it, in fact, make it easier to get this guy to the hearing once the DOJ knew where he was and could control his movements, ie under arrest?

    • @youtubename7819
      @youtubename7819 Рік тому +18

      Remember that all Republican accusations are confessions and you will understand why they are complaining SBF has been arrested.

    • @gestaltdude
      @gestaltdude Рік тому +8

      @@youtubename7819 Yes, I was paying attention to the bit where it was mentioned donations were made to both sides. No doubt SBF was hedging his bets, hoping to avoid prosecution no matter which party one.

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 Рік тому +2

      @@youtubename7819 1🎯🎯%

    • @JabberwockOclock
      @JabberwockOclock Рік тому +1

      @@gestaltdude For now we only have his word that he hedged his bets, so I'd like to see receipts before anyone really commits to that talking point. I'd certainly like it to be true just for the sake of it muddling the wacky right-wing accusations, but it's good to be wary.

    • @gestaltdude
      @gestaltdude Рік тому +1

      @@JabberwockOclock The hedging his bets things was only a guess, a conclusion drawn on the basis of evidence. I coif be dead wrong. I just thought the donations to both sides were public knowledge derived from campaign funding records.

  • @MaxCheng95
    @MaxCheng95 Рік тому +120

    That impression of Chuck Grassley almost had me spiting my coffee 😂

    • @Moondymon23
      @Moondymon23 Рік тому +16

      "I'll have two soups!" had me going 🤣

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 Рік тому +3

      What has your coffee ever done to you that you should bear such spite toward it?

    • @MaxCheng95
      @MaxCheng95 Рік тому +4

      @@judeirwin2222Being in the wrong place at the wrong time. ;)

  • @tiffi5819
    @tiffi5819 Рік тому +5

    Seth, you killed me with Chuck Grassley paying in beaver pelts. 🤣

  • @Bigd0gg
    @Bigd0gg Рік тому +10

    You killed it Seth! Hilarious skit!👏

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Рік тому

      Young People not voting is the Fault of Everyone
      who doesnt convince them to
      vote and engage with Politics
      using valueable Tools like the UA-camr "Some More News".

  • @ceno10101
    @ceno10101 Рік тому +61

    I like when Wally gets included in the bits

    • @adrianflipflop9054
      @adrianflipflop9054 Рік тому +2

      Imo he's the real host of the show but is so humble and kind to give his airtime to Seth

    • @tarmaque
      @tarmaque Рік тому +5

      I wan to know where I can buy Wallybucks, and where I can convert them to Canadian Tire money.

    • @JCDofNYC
      @JCDofNYC Рік тому +1

      Really? I think it's run its course. The Wally bits feel a little forced lately.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому

      he even had a theme park back in the 80's, it was called Walley World but spelled wrong because he didnt want the attention.

    • @daveseddon5227
      @daveseddon5227 Рік тому +2

      @@tarmaque I don't understand crypto but I'm sure that Wallybucks is the way to go!

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh Рік тому +160

    Say what you will about tech CEOs, the ability to keep a totally straight face when asked questions like that is impressive.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Рік тому +18

      Zuck's only other face is a slow, toothy smile with full eye contact, whenever he sees a gerbil.

    • @joshcombe440
      @joshcombe440 Рік тому

      Well he is a lying Democrat, so it’s in his nature to Lie lie lie and lie some more even after being caught in a lie.

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Рік тому +1

      100%!

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Рік тому +14

      @@joshcombe440 No he isn’t.

    • @evenlytoasted
      @evenlytoasted Рік тому

      @@joshcombe440 the fact that so many of you are still making it about red or blue and perpetuating that divide is just proof that we are all f*cked. It was an interesting ride, but if y'all keep clinging tightly to that old nonsense then we might as well toss in the white flag for humanity now.

  • @tagabundok1
    @tagabundok1 Рік тому +2

    How is being arrested going to prevent SBF from testifying? So long as he doesn't "commit suicide" we are likely to get all kinds of testimony out of him.

  • @amsterdammancom
    @amsterdammancom Рік тому +98

    This is exactly what we need right now: More arrests and less pointless hearings!

    • @DeezNutsInYourMouth101
      @DeezNutsInYourMouth101 Рік тому +1

      You made you lost $100

    • @jonm9538
      @jonm9538 Рік тому

      Testifying before congress, ya, didn't need to happen.

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 Рік тому +1

      I think anyone refusing to give back the stolen money donated to them should be arrested. Do you agree?

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Рік тому

      Young People not voting is the Fault of Everyone
      who doesnt convince them to
      vote and engage with Politics
      using valueable Tools like the UA-camr "Some More News".

    • @Starcrash6984
      @Starcrash6984 Рік тому

      They aren't mutally-exclusive. He could've been arrested *and* brought into the House for a hearing.

  • @Nick-ju7ld
    @Nick-ju7ld Рік тому +5

    How do they just skip over the fact that there's a guy in the C-SPAN clip 2 rows back that's dressed like the Monopoly dude?? Even has the fake mustache 😆

  • @rubensilva_
    @rubensilva_ Рік тому +27

    When I was a little kid in the late 70s, my neighborhood friend had an older brother who had a beaded doorway to his bedroom and he was a stoner--and I really didn't know what all that meant at that time.

    • @rogergeyer9851
      @rogergeyer9851 Рік тому +1

      Ruben Silva: Beads were clearly popular in the early 70's too. Lots of acquaintances had them in their bedroom doorways. They were in lots of various movies of that era, etc.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Рік тому +1

      Just about 20-ish person had a beaded curtain then. The crazy little house my friends and I rented had one already. :)

  • @Timithydwolf
    @Timithydwolf Рік тому +17

    Remember. Anything they accuse others of is a projection of what they are doing. They too receive cash from FTX.

  • @aniballaboy8398
    @aniballaboy8398 Рік тому

    I favor to get all these celebrities,politicians and personalities to be questioned under oath and determine how they benefited or if they got insider information before the collapse.....

  • @SomeKidBoom
    @SomeKidBoom Рік тому +3

    SBF was in the Bahamas, so I doubt he was going to show up the next morning in front of Congress.
    I think arresting him guarantees he'll appear when required. It's not like congressional subpoenas are enforceable.

  • @TheGoofy1932
    @TheGoofy1932 Рік тому +110

    Why would they arrest a criminal before a useless Congressional committee can ask him questions that they will be able to do Nothing about?! Yeah, strange 🤣😂

    • @mmarksz86
      @mmarksz86 Рік тому

      Sounds like Republicans are soft on crime since they wanted to leave a criminal on the streets rather than arrest him as soon as charges were ready.

    • @jeremymoser7754
      @jeremymoser7754 Рік тому +6

      Nothing stopping them from having him testify other than escorting him from a holding cell by a guard. Lazy or ignorant one of the two, guess if he doesn't testify you can say what ever you want about what he was going to say.

    • @GaaikeEuwema
      @GaaikeEuwema Рік тому

      Calling congress useless? Why exactly?

    • @philliparthur8672
      @philliparthur8672 Рік тому +1

      Republicans just want something (anything) to complain about.

    • @richhoyle1254
      @richhoyle1254 Рік тому

      Why arrest him out of no where the day before the hearing was scheduled after waiting weeks? Top donor to both parties.
      But na transparency is a bad thing.

  • @grjoseph
    @grjoseph Рік тому +2

    Since I can legally say this, I find that the humor of your show is greatly enhanced with a little herb!😊

  • @mattrock12
    @mattrock12 Рік тому

    “I’ll have two soups!” I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Рік тому +15

    Colbert is gonna challenge Seth to a boxing match after those LOTR comments lol

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson Рік тому +2

      The people need a late night hosts' boxing event

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +1

      Finally! A boxing match I'd WANT to see!! Can you imagine how uncomfortable the "fighters" would be at the weigh-in?? 😅🤣😂

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому

      @@johnobrien2373 They're not fat....

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому

      I didn't say they were. But I bet they'd be insecure at the weigh-in all the same. Comedians aren't ripped athletes, so that's why it'd be funny.

  • @danielbeshers1689
    @danielbeshers1689 Рік тому +4

    "I'll have two soups!" is a banger of a joke.

  • @donrobertson4940
    @donrobertson4940 Рік тому +1

    A cunning plan. Escape justice by getting arrested and hiding out in jail.

  • @MrKahrum
    @MrKahrum Рік тому +1

    .... why cant SBF testify AFTER being arrested?

  • @robbiedemoss3224
    @robbiedemoss3224 Рік тому +11

    Ftx disclosed his donations to the Democrats and remained dark when he donated to the republicans also. He donated to both

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 Рік тому +3

    "I'll have two soups!" -Chuck Grassley

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh Рік тому

    "You let the criminal go free by arresting him!"
    SMH...

  • @annettezaleski
    @annettezaleski Рік тому +2

    If you could find out who exactly he donated $$ to in Congress, that would be fun!

  • @michaeld4861
    @michaeld4861 Рік тому +68

    How did FTX get away with this for so long? Is there seriously no audits for companies. Sounds like being an "entrepreneur" is easy as hell.

    • @manueldg5177
      @manueldg5177 Рік тому +1

      Who is doing the audit here?

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Рік тому +5

      @@manueldg5177 Public companies are supposed to be audited by CPA's

    • @MeerkatADV
      @MeerkatADV Рік тому +20

      Crypto is entirely unregulated

    • @Luboman411
      @Luboman411 Рік тому +14

      FTX didn't even have internal accountants, let alone auditors. They kept track of everything through Quickbooks. And their outside accounting firm's only address was in the Metaverse. You really can't make this sh*t up. LOL.

    • @Luboman411
      @Luboman411 Рік тому +15

      @@richardarriaga6271 This wasn't a public company. It was entirely private, and outside U.S. jurisdiction in the Bahamas. That's where SBF went wrong. He should've headquartered FTX in Qatar or Kuwait. Then he would've bribed the right people and--voila!--he would've been a free man.

  • @martinpablo2502
    @martinpablo2502 Рік тому +9

    Love that Bankman Fried is both his name and an on-point description of his recent arrest, dending on how you pronounce "Fried".

  • @churchoflob5955
    @churchoflob5955 Рік тому

    People in jail can't testify before congress?
    Why is that?
    Busy social calendar?

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 Рік тому

    i was holding it together... and then i heard "beaver pelts" !! 😂😂😂😂omg!! dead!!

  • @JadeStone00
    @JadeStone00 Рік тому +6

    The Jackals are going to have a field day with the Mario references in this one.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Рік тому +1

      Peach really is too good for Mario.

  • @brendammit
    @brendammit Рік тому +1

    Are we not gonna talk about Mr. Monopoly himself sitting in the back at 11:10 ?? 👀

  • @stansbruv3169
    @stansbruv3169 Рік тому

    Best Closer Look in months! Thank you.

  • @Ted_Phillips
    @Ted_Phillips Рік тому +16

    He wasn't really hiding in the Bahamas, he lived there

  • @nickes6168
    @nickes6168 Рік тому +6

    The Chuck Grassley impression plus the beaver pelt joke before it was gold.

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Рік тому

    The beaded curtains bit was fantastic.

  • @Dubs.C.
    @Dubs.C. Рік тому +7

    12 minutes slamming SBF and FTX. Love it!

  • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
    @reginaldmustardbacon5866 Рік тому +178

    I followed along to this story for a while. He used quick books for their billion dollar bussiness. He is definitely a criminal. His defence was pretty much ignorance. The arrest indictments was sealed apparently so he wouldnt see the arrest coming.

    • @707Berto
      @707Berto Рік тому +1

      It was revealed that they used QuickBooks YESTERDAY. You knew sooner?

    • @will-ob7pr
      @will-ob7pr Рік тому

      He was supposed to testify to congress today this move by the DOJ blocked that so he couldn't talk. What prosecutor would want prior testimony out side of a courtroom under oath in congress to make their case. How about Caroline her family is all up in the FEC and she openly admitted to breaking the law.

    • @JMacSD
      @JMacSD Рік тому +6

      Running a multi-billion dollar exchange like it was a small 7-11 is grossly incompetent, the criminal part was stealing FTX clients' money and using it to gamble in his girlfriend's company Alameda research.

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 Рік тому +3

      I would think his placement as the front person for the "currency" was a deliberate move to create a plausible escape goat for the original users of the "currency".
      I first saw it pop up with the rise of the dark net and it's sole purpose was for purchasing goods/services without a direct money trail.
      As attention was drawn to the criminal activity going on, various governments began cracking down on the anonymity of the "currency".
      And so it was necessary to open the doors to investment to create a cash influx in order to try and hide previous transactions and give the original users a chance to cash out with a profit.
      Keep in mind this is not a opinion/theory linked with any political party, it is simply an observation that criminals used a fake "currency" to make their transactions and the average investor is they get out of jail free card.
      PS: this kid seems like the type of person who knew he was being set up but was in it for the "thrill ride" and as such will go down keeping the attention fixed on himself while the others scramble to safty.

    • @MakarMeCrazy
      @MakarMeCrazy Рік тому +3

      Quick books was a plot point in Breaking Bad, and that’s how I know you don’t use it for anything other than an Etsy business.

  • @rikusauske
    @rikusauske Рік тому +10

    Bernie Madoff smiling at this kid from beyond lol

  • @smilingfrogreviews
    @smilingfrogreviews Рік тому +1

    Looks the way Cheeto dust smells... broke me

  • @heartyunho0716
    @heartyunho0716 Рік тому +1

    I hate Zuckerberg, but "Senator, we run ads..." is kinda iconic!

  • @winstonsmith8565
    @winstonsmith8565 Рік тому +74

    I never tire of Seth Meyers jokes about Republicans

    • @Grappapappa
      @Grappapappa Рік тому +14

      It's just tragic that they are not jokes, but reality.

    • @socksrocksandocks4824
      @socksrocksandocks4824 Рік тому +2

      predictable for 500 please

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +8

      That's what TV Democrat shills do.

    • @rickton2517
      @rickton2517 Рік тому

      @@johnbrowne3950 says the Nazi shill.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Рік тому +18

      @@johnbrowne3950 Stay bitter, Johnny 🤭

  • @negrotski
    @negrotski Рік тому +3

    9:39 ahh the Grassley bit 😂😂😂 the best, thanks Seth

  • @jewelyounge6227
    @jewelyounge6227 Рік тому +1

    "He looks like he was thrown naked into a Goodwill and given 90 seconds to get dressed."

  • @charlenebrownlow4677
    @charlenebrownlow4677 Рік тому +1

    PTL Seth…I am screaming laughing; thank you. You are absolutely correct in your description of this fellow 😆💯💌!

  • @coragoodwin344
    @coragoodwin344 Рік тому +304

    The guy was selling monopoly money! How people fell for this is astounding! That's what happens when they are Greedy. So sad 😪😭.

    • @rickton2517
      @rickton2517 Рік тому

      He sold monopoly money to people that literally wanted to destroy American companies.

    • @geminigirltwo
      @geminigirltwo Рік тому +6

      Remind you of someone else?

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk Рік тому +16

      Hey, you put enough techno-babble around something and plenty of people will throw their life savings at you.

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Рік тому +3

      Democrats 2nd biggest donor

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Рік тому +22

      How did people fall for Trump? Now you know the answer.

  • @klautz22
    @klautz22 Рік тому

    Oh god that fawking goodwill joke was Gold!!!

  • @FlipGal67
    @FlipGal67 Рік тому

    Why is Ricardo Montalban on the Seth Coin? "Smiles, everyone. Smiles!" 😁

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Рік тому +117

    Wow! I am loving Graphics Department's work in this segment. Really knocked it out *_of_* the park you guys! ✌🙂👍

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 Рік тому +1

      “Knocked it out OF the park.”

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- Рік тому

      @@judeirwin2222 thank you. Nice spot fellow 🐾 😊

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Рік тому +6

    i mean like Seth + Crew always make me laugh but I don't know why "2 soups" had me braying with laughter til tears rolled down my cheeks.