He is First Human Born On Mars But Desperately Wants to Go to Earth

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2024
  • A boy that was born and raised on Mars wants to go to Earth to find his father and the love of his life, however his body may not survive the trip.
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  • @wcsoblake85
    @wcsoblake85 5 днів тому +154

    You mean to tell me that they did not test the females for pregnancy before takeoff. What a crock of shit. That is the most unbelievable part of this whole movie.

    • @asterfield02
      @asterfield02 5 днів тому +10

      there's a lot of unbelievable things in the movie.

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 5 днів тому +7

      @@wcsoblake85 right we get pregnancy tests for literally everything. Go to the ER for a sprained ankle, mandatory piss test 😂

    • @siraj2cool
      @siraj2cool 4 дні тому +4

      Maybe she was test subject by her boyfriend

    • @peanutbloop
      @peanutbloop День тому

      Maybe because of how looooong distance the relationship is the kid was conceived the day of takeoff😅

    • @karentladi7498
      @karentladi7498 День тому +1

      For me it's the ashes of the mother thrown in the Pacific.

  • @coastie2025
    @coastie2025 5 днів тому +224

    Ah yes, the kid who spent his entire life on Mars is able to run and catch up to a plane...

    • @darrellp8172
      @darrellp8172 5 днів тому +8

      If it takes more energy to walk in space it would make sense to be able to run faster on earth.

    • @jcs1025
      @jcs1025 5 днів тому +50

      @@darrellp8172no. That makes zero scientific sense. First, he didn’t grow up in ‘space’, he grew up on Mars, which has 1/3 the gravity of Earth. Being in Earth would like suddenly gaining 3 times your weight. It would have been worse if he spent a lot of time in zero gravity based on the amount of muscle and bone loss astronauts today suffer even after a week in space.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 5 днів тому +5

      He can do it, it's just Earth's gravity is killing him slowly.. he has to expend more energy to do most things. it's possible for a few days before his body dies.,

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 5 днів тому

      @@darrellp8172 you are tarded.

    • @itsCinebiteMovies
      @itsCinebiteMovies 5 днів тому

      I love discussing movies too and recently started sharing my own recaps. Always excited to connect with fellow movie fans-would love to hear what you think about my videos

  • @RullXov
    @RullXov 5 днів тому +152

    So, Tulsa is the 31-year-old teen that's stuck in foster care..😐

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 5 днів тому +15

      And with what appears to be an alcoholic horder with a plane.

    • @BillRanter
      @BillRanter 5 днів тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Reggy2000
    @Reggy2000 5 днів тому +86

    Is it wise to Bang Raw before going to another planet for 5 years???

  • @emiyanada4252
    @emiyanada4252 5 днів тому +30

    So basically a movie about a teenager throwing tantrums

  • @akelty
    @akelty 5 днів тому +61

    Too bad there is a ~6 to 44 minute roundtrip light communation delay between video chat replies.

    • @niquel5831
      @niquel5831 5 днів тому +8

      yeah, how tf are they speaking to each other?

    • @stephanel7
      @stephanel7 5 днів тому +5

      @@niquel5831 I think the real question here is how are they colonizing mars.. Simulated gravity? Sustainability?

    • @rivenoak
      @rivenoak 5 днів тому +1

      @@stephanel7 no use for simulated gravity, get used to it

    • @anonymouse...
      @anonymouse... 4 дні тому

      ⁠@@stephanel7 what😂 mars has more than enough gravity it’s the trip that doesn’t have gravity mars is comparable to earths gravity so some extra exercise would suffice

    • @stephanel7
      @stephanel7 4 дні тому +2

      @@anonymouse... lmao try again. Mars is only about 40% of earths gravity. Research is your best friend.

  • @BillRanter
    @BillRanter 5 днів тому +25

    "He hides his IP"
    lol dude lives on Mars does he even have an IP? 😂😂😂
    If he does what would it even read?

    • @rivenoak
      @rivenoak 5 днів тому +2

      IP of relay station perhaps.

    • @pewpewdragon4483
      @pewpewdragon4483 3 дні тому +3

      You'd think NASA would at least be aware of his internet connection and traffic, I mean there's such a thing as bandwidth lmao

  • @k4y3l74
    @k4y3l74 3 дні тому +9

    “A hobo with a fire”😂😂😂

  • @unclelink
    @unclelink 5 днів тому +7

    2:44 that movie is called "City Of Angels" with Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan. "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls is the main on the soundtrack.
    🎵And I'd give up forever to touch you
    'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
    You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
    And I don't wanna go home right now🎵

    • @OverdramaticAngel
      @OverdramaticAngel 5 днів тому +3

      That movie absolutely KILLED me as a teenage girl and damn if that still isn't one of my favorite songs.

  • @user-pw1nc3pc9r
    @user-pw1nc3pc9r 4 дні тому +4

    They sure do steal a lot of cars😂

  • @jupiterapollo4985
    @jupiterapollo4985 4 дні тому +6

    Is the Tulsa actress meant to be a teenager because there's no way in hell anyone is buying that 😂🤣🤣

  • @Cutsandbandages
    @Cutsandbandages 5 днів тому +4

    Why is this kid able to escape and run wild like this? Smh i know why 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Peeoto
    @Peeoto 2 дні тому

    There were no ferocious barking. It was a good boi barking.

  • @Jtrekvulcan66
    @Jtrekvulcan66 4 дні тому +1

    Excellent movie and storytelling!

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 5 днів тому +3

    Unable to identify just one scene that makes sense.

  • @me0on0utube
    @me0on0utube 2 дні тому

    My brother told me about this movie. I thought he was lying and didn't think this movie really existed

  • @npsit1
    @npsit1 День тому

    2:58 "hey guys! that attractive girl is getting away on a motorcycle! run after her for some stupid reason that doesn't make any sense!" I guess somehow Tulsa didn't get knocked up.

  • @therealjoshschannel6232
    @therealjoshschannel6232 5 днів тому +5

    Moon Man’s prequel

  • @palmerjosh74
    @palmerjosh74 5 днів тому +14

    Its so stupid that they blur out a dead character played by an actor who's alive pretending to be dead.

    • @cfltheman
      @cfltheman 5 днів тому

      UA-cam censorship has become very ridiculous. They censor all drugs including medicine.

    • @hoglinofficial
      @hoglinofficial 4 дні тому

      yea fr i was thinking that too lol

  • @ericyarmey4454
    @ericyarmey4454 5 днів тому +2

    Reminds me of the song Grass near home.

  • @internetcomments950
    @internetcomments950 5 днів тому +8

    They’re running out of Twilight clone ideas.

  • @albertchehade9916
    @albertchehade9916 5 днів тому +4

    what a waste of celluloid....
    thumbs up to you though

  • @JumpThefence-q8r
    @JumpThefence-q8r День тому +1

    This was ridiculous I am sorry 10:28

  • @jacqueserasmus5811
    @jacqueserasmus5811 3 години тому

    So basically this movie is about two teens stealing cars and running across country. Thanks for the time to do a review though. 😂😂

  • @AestheticMilly-cw9yb
    @AestheticMilly-cw9yb 5 днів тому +6

    This made me cry

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    raising kids is a matter of fact?
    meaning sacrificing TIME?
    WHY AND FOR WHAT PURPOSE IS THIS POINT?

  • @prte100
    @prte100 5 днів тому +9

    I watched the movie, I really liked it, of course it's "sci-fi" just video calling over that distance doesn't work like that 😂, but it were beautiful if it would be possible. Still a nice story

    • @MasterMayhem78
      @MasterMayhem78 5 днів тому +1

      With our current technology it’s not possible, maybe in the future we discover sub space communication capabilities 🤷‍♂️

    • @prte100
      @prte100 5 днів тому

      @@MasterMayhem78 subspace or quantum communication, yeah, let's hope to get this in our lifetime 😅

  • @africaisking7817
    @africaisking7817 5 днів тому

    That long boring road should have been a easy landing where do alll those cars coming from

  • @ThePremel
    @ThePremel 4 дні тому

    Beautiful

  • @rivenoak
    @rivenoak 5 днів тому +1

    for hard truth: nobody with more brain activity than a dead amoeba would think about a return ticket from Mars. just think about the extra weight to bring fuel to mars to be used for return trip which could be used for equipment. it is more likely you would dissassemble any spacecraft for the station on mars and be done; it is a one way ticket.

  • @mongrelio08
    @mongrelio08 5 днів тому

    Is that a "city of angels(1998)" reference a angel that is willling to lose his power to be with a human woman?

    • @stanbalo
      @stanbalo 5 днів тому

      I think it is Barbarella

  • @lmwlmw4468
    @lmwlmw4468 5 днів тому +1

    Nice.

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    STOP FOLLOWING WRONG PATTERNS OF MISTAKES

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    4 years of sacrifice?

  • @jaythegod23
    @jaythegod23 5 днів тому +1

    I feel like I know who wrote this.

  • @scotthultin7769
    @scotthultin7769 5 днів тому

    402 👍's up MR thank you for sharing 🤗

  • @thesuncollective1475
    @thesuncollective1475 5 днів тому +6

    Why is the Asian always the bad guy. Jurrasic Park, Megan 😅

  • @wcarlosbrown
    @wcarlosbrown 3 дні тому

    A high school kid with a motorcycle?

  • @Praestantia
    @Praestantia 5 днів тому +4

    Mid movie

  • @paulwright5440
    @paulwright5440 5 днів тому

    Only in movies hey

  • @itsCinebiteMovies
    @itsCinebiteMovies 5 днів тому

    I love discussing movies too and recently started sharing my own recaps. Always excited to connect with fellow movie fans-would love to hear what you think about my videos

  • @daudalenz8937
    @daudalenz8937 5 днів тому

    Brilliant narration and background music. Could you do one for the new joker movie?

  • @ronaldwalker1009
    @ronaldwalker1009 5 днів тому +1

    Keep sending more videos like this 💯👍

  • @Theanimatorb
    @Theanimatorb 5 днів тому

    Can you play movie recapped

  • @RuthKaren-w1t
    @RuthKaren-w1t 5 днів тому

    Gina Hollow

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    WAKE UP!!!

  • @GAM5T
    @GAM5T 3 дні тому

    I thought sex was illegal in space

  • @Doqal
    @Doqal 5 днів тому

    Mf this isn’t life and death why are bro running

  • @StrongMark-s8h
    @StrongMark-s8h 4 дні тому

    Hegmann Dam

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    16 years in vain - like growing is momentarily or instant coffee procedure? :)

  • @GeorgePerez-y2v
    @GeorgePerez-y2v 5 днів тому

    Carlos Trail

  • @Roin0525
    @Roin0525 5 днів тому

    Smart kid? 😂 Nope.

  • @JackVinlove
    @JackVinlove 5 днів тому

    What is the name of the movie

  • @JoyceAdell-b4b
    @JoyceAdell-b4b 4 дні тому

    Keaton Views

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 5 днів тому

    3rd, 4 October 2024

  • @ronaldroger9070
    @ronaldroger9070 5 днів тому

    Hane Islands

  • @flipphone9748
    @flipphone9748 5 днів тому +2

    For dinner….Should I go with chick Fil A, Zaxbys, Wing Stop, Bdubs, whataburger, In and Out or Five Guys?

    • @alexandrplashchinsky2392
      @alexandrplashchinsky2392 5 днів тому +3

      Panda Express. but if not, wing stop

    • @flipphone9748
      @flipphone9748 5 днів тому +2

      @@alexandrplashchinsky2392 yeah panda is one of my favorites. That actually sounds great right now

    • @collomello
      @collomello 5 днів тому +1

      I, personally, planning on going for Chick Fil A tonight

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 5 днів тому +2

      Chick fil a or in n out. Or a wendys baconator. Also where I live sonic and A&w compete in the drive-in-dining.

    • @parzival2077
      @parzival2077 5 днів тому +1

      The sandwich in your fridge
      😁👍

  • @adampickett7518
    @adampickett7518 5 днів тому

    This looks awful.

  • @liljayk-ek3pn
    @liljayk-ek3pn 5 днів тому

    W video

  • @firstname4337
    @firstname4337 5 днів тому +1

    what a stupid movie

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 5 днів тому

    I actually like this movie. It’s a tad corny and unrealistic lol but it’s cute and fun lol.

  • @palmerjosh74
    @palmerjosh74 5 днів тому +1

    Garbage movie

  • @MrVampirin666
    @MrVampirin666 5 днів тому

    What is the name of the movie?

  • @easytooner55
    @easytooner55 5 днів тому

    u know i watch ur vids but never sub coz i always find it so fkn annoying u dont write the name somewhere more easy to consume lol EG pinned comment, description, title?
    keep comin back and keep remembering why i dont sub xd

  • @sawxpatscelts
    @sawxpatscelts 5 днів тому +13

    Movies fucken suck nowadays.

  • @weirdoslovemrshelton
    @weirdoslovemrshelton 5 днів тому +8

    Always trying to colonize 🙄

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    MOVIE TITLE SHOULD'VE BE ALREADY: YOU ARE LATE IN MIND EVOLUTION OR UNDERSTANDONG FACTS [TRUE OR NOT]!!!
    CAN'T BE BOTH - SOME FACT GOT TO BE NOT TRUE SO THAT OTHER CAN BE PROVEN LIKE TRUE!
    WORK ON THAT!
    INFORMATIONS FROM THE NEWS!!!
    VOCABULARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    WHEN AI WANTED TO BE A HUMAN!
    PASS TIME ALREADY ID IOTAS!
    WAKE UP!
    :p MOULNIIING :p

  • @the_knowledge_worlds
    @the_knowledge_worlds 5 днів тому

    reply plsss

  • @xade495
    @xade495 5 днів тому +1

    WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lazovkalazovovska5119
    @lazovkalazovovska5119 5 днів тому

    GOING TO EARTH MEANS WHAT EXACTLY?
    PINICHIO WANTS TO BE A KIDS?
    SO QUIT LYING ID IOTAS!
    SEEK FOR TRUTH!
    AT LEAST SEEK FOR IT!
    :)

  • @richardsamuelgustavo
    @richardsamuelgustavo 5 днів тому

    garbage

  • @Henryk-Gaming
    @Henryk-Gaming 5 днів тому +1

    first

  • @udeh7159
    @udeh7159 3 дні тому

    I don't really understand a particular part in this movie, because I thought that Nathaniel, have died in a spacecraft crash 16 years ago, so how is that possible for him to reappear again?

  • @이이-n4z8y
    @이이-n4z8y 5 днів тому +1

    Woke mess

  • @abubakarsiddiq3989
    @abubakarsiddiq3989 4 дні тому

    A guy from mars can get a girl. 🫣But not me. 😂