I am already imagining an situation where the women who survived the flood coming to the guy with super powers and telling him that he wants to make amends he has to give child support now!
@@cameron8529 Seriously man. My childhood was ruined when I was 10. I accidentally discovered cornsites. Actually, that's not the whole truth... It was my sister... Back in 2009 (age 6), I was watching Dora and using my Nokia phone. There was a browser. I didn't know much, and whenever I opened the browser, it would cost me money, but I didn't know that. One day, my dad recharged a lot of money, and I was watching Dora. I got the idea of typing the name on Google, so I did, and I've got a bunch of pictures. I showed it to my sister, and the first thing that came to her mind was naked pictures. I was blushing, and I didn't know what to say. 😭 But secretly, I was getting excited. That's when I started searching. I didn't know English back then, but I tried and tried and finally found it. It was girls with swimsuits, lol. Fast forward to 2011. I got my first smartphone, and I got access to the internet. For a while, I was just watching UA-cam. There was an app I downloaded from the App Store. It is called "Tubemate." You can download videos from it. But there was another thing I didn't notice until late 2011. There was a list of sites, and those sites were the cornsites. You know the rest. I got traumatised, and every day I had these weird thoughts.
@@cameron8529 Seriously man. My childhood was ruined when I was 10. I accidentally discovered cornsites. Actually, that's not the whole truth... It was my sister... Back in 2009 (age 6), I was watching Dora and using my Nokia phone. There was a browser. I didn't know much, and whenever I opened the browser, it would cost me money, but I didn't know that. One day, my dad recharged a lot of money, and I was watching Dora. I got the idea of typing the name on Google, so I did, and I've got a bunch of pictures. I showed it to my sister, and the first thing that came to her mind was n@-ked pictures. I was blushing, and I didn't know what to say. 😭 But secretly, I was getting excited. That's when I started searching. I didn't know English back then, but I tried and tried and finally found it. It was girls with swim/\--------suits, lol. Fast forward to 2011. I got my first smartphone, and I got access to the internet. For a while, I was just watching UA-cam. There was an app I downloaded from the App Store. It is called "Tubemate." You can download videos from it. But there was another thing I didn't notice until late 2011. There was a list of sites, and those sites were the cornsites. You know the rest. I got traumatised, and every day I had these weird thoughts.
After seeing all these, the biggest objective of my life is to meet that person from whose mind these ideas come.
Yep
You met him:
Edit: jk I have good ideas but not amazing like these 🤔
Yes
I think this guy is the person who comes up with this.
@@PhuongLe-jj9wzchào bn
imagine a child asking, who's my dad?
"well he is a cloud"
The dad leave faster so everyone doesnt know
Bro like umm WOW
Zeus be like
Damn im the 69th
GOD
Infinite Comparison really has infinite things to "compare"
Fr
Yes
Fr lol
LMAOOO
Trueeeee
Props to the guy that tested all of this!
He is a true hero
And watched a little too much of "it" lol
Lies again? Champions USMNT 7 Times Brazil 5 Times
Hell naw🗿💀😏😏😏
props to the guy who made cumman
Imagine the kid just ask their mom how they got made and the mom answered: “it’s gods will”
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
It's God's willy
"Oh son you were made of ermmmm...white watery stuff..."Says his mom with a sinnister grin
God is cumming in the earth
“Semen helps put out fires more than water!”
That gives me an idea…
“ight boys, we have ran out of water, you know the drill 😏”
@@Sir_Diarrhoea "sorry boss, that has been ran out for the last 5 years ago"
@@Sir_Diarrhoea That will take a while 👀
@@Sir_Diarrhoea lmao
😰
Kid: Mom, how was i made?
Mom: It was a dark stormy night…
(After the story)
Kid: So, this is why i don’t have a father?
Mom: Sadly, yes.
here before this goes popular
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Props to the the people who had to experience this
He must have too much free time
The Coomer God
If I ended up doing this with my powers, I'd publicly confess. I deserve whatever sentence this carries.
Child support
Child support
Child support
Child support
Child support
Remember 4 minutes ago when we knew this didnt exist? Good times
Yess
Agreed
same, i was having the best time of my life, now we can never go back
"this is my kingdom come" wise words from a wise man
*_STOP_* 🤣😂
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY IN THE COMMENTS RIGHT NOW
this is my kingdom come
They took this is my kingdom come to a whole nother level
@@crapeater445 this is my kingdom come
I am already imagining an situation where the women who survived the flood coming to the guy with super powers and telling him that he wants to make amends he has to give child support now!
LMFAOO 💀💀💀💀
How hard is it to do something like: “what if you drive nonstop” or “what if earth was infinite” because I am tired of “what if it rained x?”
WOW !!
are u my twin llol?
LOL
well u have to create a backstory and research a lot… but that is a bit true !
What If It Rained xxx*
Idea: What if humans started being active during night and slept during day
Vampires lol
So basically night shift workers
Idea: What if everyone could only tell the truth?
That’s basically me
Idea: What if we got paid based on how kind hearted we are?
Nah yall ran outta ideas💀💀
Edit: stop liking my damn comment you overdosing my notification
Goofy ahh
just like dhar mann 💀
What a funni video
😂
I don’t think so
would it make sense to take a dna test on the child of the pregnant women of this event?
@ilikeminecraft6753 unless…
the semen came from the guy with superpowers
@@hyperlaserfromphightingIRL ok that make sense the dna
@@hyperlaserfromphightingIRL he realy did everyones mom
Yes but they must compare the dna to almost every man on the planet so no, also sperm has the DNA of the man so it's unnecessary.
@ilikeminecraft6753 Nope. It's not. Just take a sample of the semen itself.
Man, the videos Infinite Comparison posts are just so random 😂
fr
Yes and he has to make a almost every video sexual or no one will click on it
A whole new meaning to “when the rain c(u)mes”
Coom.
ua-cam.com/video/Regpv0xU3ZQ/v-deo.html
Im not the only who laughed so hard at the ‘drowning people’
better to come in the sink...than to sink in come
@@whimsicallittlecreature3218 *insert mutahar laugh*
@@whimsicallittlecreature3218 bruh💀
@@whimsicallittlecreature3218 -master oogway
@@whimsicallittlecreature3218 -sun tzu art of war
this guy is full of infinite thoughts, what a clever guy!
That was very insiprational! Me and my son really enjoyed that presentation and I hope many others do too! ❤
Yo imagine going on the news and seeing *"BREAKING NEWS : 5 people just drowned in semen"*
*chokes on cereal laughing*
This is every sus guys dream.
2:25 I was waiting for this in the whole video
This video really lives up to your name,"Infinite comparsions".
The reason why the channel is name infinity comparison because it never runs out of ideas
Someone, somewhere, has this exact scenario as their fetish... I can almost guarantee it 😭
I actually thought this kind of thing when I was 12.
@Michael Long Ayo what?💀
@@TaimTeravelno
@@cameron8529 Seriously man. My childhood was ruined when I was 10. I accidentally discovered cornsites. Actually, that's not the whole truth...
It was my sister...
Back in 2009 (age 6), I was watching Dora and using my Nokia phone. There was a browser. I didn't know much, and whenever I opened the browser, it would cost me money, but I didn't know that.
One day, my dad recharged a lot of money, and I was watching Dora. I got the idea of typing the name on Google, so I did, and I've got a bunch of pictures.
I showed it to my sister, and the first thing that came to her mind was naked pictures. I was blushing, and I didn't know what to say. 😭
But secretly, I was getting excited. That's when I started searching.
I didn't know English back then, but I tried and tried and finally found it. It was girls with swimsuits, lol.
Fast forward to 2011. I got my first smartphone, and I got access to the internet. For a while, I was just watching UA-cam. There was an app I downloaded from the App Store. It is called "Tubemate." You can download videos from it.
But there was another thing I didn't notice until late 2011. There was a list of sites, and those sites were the cornsites.
You know the rest. I got traumatised, and every day I had these weird thoughts.
@@cameron8529 Seriously man. My childhood was ruined when I was 10. I accidentally discovered cornsites. Actually, that's not the whole truth...
It was my sister...
Back in 2009 (age 6), I was watching Dora and using my Nokia phone. There was a browser. I didn't know much, and whenever I opened the browser, it would cost me money, but I didn't know that.
One day, my dad recharged a lot of money, and I was watching Dora. I got the idea of typing the name on Google, so I did, and I've got a bunch of pictures.
I showed it to my sister, and the first thing that came to her mind was n@-ked pictures. I was blushing, and I didn't know what to say. 😭
But secretly, I was getting excited. That's when I started searching.
I didn't know English back then, but I tried and tried and finally found it. It was girls with swim/\--------suits, lol.
Fast forward to 2011. I got my first smartphone, and I got access to the internet. For a while, I was just watching UA-cam. There was an app I downloaded from the App Store. It is called "Tubemate." You can download videos from it.
But there was another thing I didn't notice until late 2011. There was a list of sites, and those sites were the cornsites.
You know the rest. I got traumatised, and every day I had these weird thoughts.
Mostly everyone: Ew
That one weird person: YUMMY!
me: YUMMY!
@RandomNeko21 wtf
HECK NO
And that person is me and RandomNeko
@Eyepatched Kitten - Anime, Memes and More! and this person
Knowing the child support laws, the women will probably be able to sue the rain
or they would get an abortion if they dont want a child or dont know who the father of the child is
This video improved my grades❤️ 🙏 It helped me get a job. Thank you.
💀
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
You got a job nine minutes ago? How?
@@thebenwilbert 🤣
Child: Who is my Daddy?
Mom: Clouds...
This takes 'This is my kingdom come' to a different level.
Oi good one
History classes in 2065
Okay class, today we'll be learning the grand semen rain of 2022
😂😂💀💀
2:30 So like... who's the father of the pregnant women?
that’s the big question lol
The sky
:thonk:
and little kids
The superhero/the clouds so the kid is half cloud or half superhero
“so, how’d you die”
“i drowned in semen”
I didn't know clouds can get addicted to porn.
Now you know, they can 👀
“Semen puts out fire better than water”
Good to hear. My kids are already W
Firefighter in 2030 be like:
😂
@@littleaquabi lol
"No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed"
This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come
Lol
@@kategf1999 when you feel my heat
@@sambenham1945 BRO it's "when you feel my D"
Look into my eyes
Healthy Semen doesn't have ammonia smell, it smells like blossom chestnuts and it totally turns into water for 1 hour
My s3men that literally smells fruity like soursop xD
@@yoomy_gums bro, how you know? 🤨
What have those clouds been doing 💀
😀
😀
Ignorance is bliss.
they were not doing it with the atomasphere
💀
Next Video : *What if it rained air?*
There will be more air?
Whaaaaaat raining air xD
Ever heard of fog?
@@The-su4pj fog is water
@@Firedragonisthebestforever It doesn't fall to the ground tho and you can't drown in it, the water there is part of the air
These are getting weirder and weirder 💀
Yeah you think?
That one mother staring at the sky 🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🫃🤰🤰
This video helped me and my mom, thank you 🙏 ❤️
Edit: I am sexy and I know it 😎😎
ayoo
Ayoo
Ayoo
Ayoo
Oyoo
That one homie be trying to catch some on his tongue 💀
“How was I born?”
“Well..it was a dark and slimy night.”
I can't stop laughing at that part: 0:40
Mom: THERE IS A FIRE RUN HONEY!
ME after watching this: MOM! I got this
*Starts the process of taking out semen*
You had the option of not posting this comment.
@@rancid_fellow i mean yeah😂
😳😳😳
@@raghavvirmani8349I will report your comment.
1:53 I would rather com in the sink,than sink in the com
I saw this video come up and I was just like “ayo?!?”
This was the last thing I expected to be watching at around 12 in the morning.
If I saw white rain, I'd just think it's snow
In a summer day?😂
@@littleaquabi I mean it's possible 😵💫
“AHHH HELP THERE’S A FIRE!”
“Don’t worry guys! Help is cumming!”
2:27 I guess the father shall never be known
after 10 spurts, you start to worry. it accelerates. its been 5 minutes, your whole bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid
Suggestions: What if it rained:
Blood
Saliva
Gold
Alcohol(Done)
Organs
Hair
Condiments
Oils
tacos
*you shouldn't give him more rains idea*
@@sakurasetaria its raining tacos Roblox
Lol
you are just completing the "what if it rained" trilogy in a single comment
@@sakurasetaria from outta the skies
I remember when the channel still made serious stuff in the beginning. Now it's completely unhinged :D
this video takes "this is my kingdom come" to another lvl💀
remember you asked me to make a video? I did👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
POV:- you jumped to comment section immidiately after the video and now the whole comment section is moving from left to right....
Imagine the next video will be "what if birds grew from trees?" Lol
"Semen helps put out fires more than water"
Now i know what to do when a fire breaks out 💀
Zeus casually increasing the population
Bro took "This is my kingdome come" to a whole new level
"Sperm is better than water in fire extinguishing"
"Sperms are better for plants"
Damn if i know this before,. I wouldn't have done it.
BRO SEMEN HAS NUTRITIONS THOUGH
Asian family: FREE HEALTHY DRINK
1:27 all remember this when fire Will be
Imagine Its 2123 And You're Learning History And You Find Out It Rained Semen 💀💀💀
Never ask:
A woman, her age
A man, his salary
Infinite Comparisons, where he gets these ideas
You really have infinite comparisons
I don’t think I want to question how you even got this idea…
bruh imagine going through hell after drowning in semen and survived only to become pregnant.....
Timeline: What if you had no fear.
death
But how death
Timeline: What if you watch too much infinity comparison 👀
At least instead of world thirst, this will solve world hunger
Vid idea:
What if everything in the world would happen x-times faster? (E.g. 5 times faster or 10 times faster)
The clouds around the Earth be like: A M B A T U K A M
1st of December is like:
I didn't know I needed this..
It would be so embarrassing to die from semen so I would move to mars or something
Watchdata and Infinite Comparison is the master of these kind of storyline
Infinite Competetion is more original
Omg is that yabusame houlen!?@@yabusamehoulen7636didn't know you watched this kind of video too.
we would only need the cumbender and everything would be fine
What's a cumbender?
Semen has a pleasent aroma, texture, and taste. Especially when dried.
Making billions of women pregnant speedrun
so this is what the action figures feels
"This is my kingdom come-"
*Female adult Pstars: "I don't understand why everyone is complaining about the weather today?" 🤨*
A lot of fatherless babies
Zeus: and I took that personally😂😂
fr
This has so much meme potential
Idea: If you felt the PHYSICAL pain of every PERSON in the world for 1 second
remember you asked me to make a video? I did👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
^ do not reply to them
Better hope no one is in the Brazen Bull or burning alive during that one second
Y’all need to be putting the songs in the description fr!!
Lol, he probably was thinking about shenanigans while casting the power
Sons of Rain seems a good title for a movie tbh
0:53 the man has lumi attack.
1:31 I caused that flood in my personal life 🧌
I have an idea
What if dinosaurs came back to life?
Or
What if robots dominated the world
And
What if we could breathe underwater?
good ideas
1nd does exists
@@KcCpm dinosaurs do exist, learn sum history
Goofy ahh argument 💀
@somemamga wrong reply kiddo
Whoever comes up with these ideas is a genius.
Now a mom can say "You're a blessing of God!" and be true😉
All dreams have meaning... my dreams:
This is an actual event in some turn-based games, it's very rare to happen but it's called Dungeons and Dragons Rule 34
Lesson learned everyone. Dont ever call anyone fatherless cause you may be one..
Imagine a kid with their mouth open thinking its water
1:22 Astolfo is the best firefighter we got