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  • Опубліковано 10 сер 2020
  • this is vlog 20 if you notice any countries not on the map it wasn't a mistake it was just a tactic to make you think and notice details! I WANT YOU TO THINK!
    also my girlfriend started vlogs check them here • on the run with alex a...
    Written, Directed, & Produced by Alex Ernst
    Special thanks
    God
    Jesus Christ
    Animo Studio
    Greg Baldwin (Uncle Iroh)
    Chris Hansen
    Daniel Calderon
    Kyle Van Riper
    Emily Seawright
    Clay Borrell
    Vadym Shapran
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  • @DavidDobrik
    @DavidDobrik 3 роки тому +20475

    I can safely say that there is no one else like you on this planet hahaha

  • @thelastnatty8537
    @thelastnatty8537 3 роки тому +3670

    He’s actually telling everyone how corrupt the world is with the human trafficking

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 3 роки тому +2677

    Another masterpiece

  • @UGHITSJOE
    @UGHITSJOE 3 роки тому +2365

    omg

    • @AidenLovesYou
      @AidenLovesYou 3 роки тому +4

      hello

    • @adre7806
      @adre7806 3 роки тому +3

      YAY IT’S JOE

    • @Magikct
      @Magikct 3 роки тому +1

      Ughh it's Joe .

    • @abbyaustin5073
      @abbyaustin5073 3 роки тому

      Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory..... lol someone pay for my uni :))

    • @supermudkip2072
      @supermudkip2072 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooo joe

  • @mads72791
    @mads72791 3 роки тому +797

    Anyone else feel like they've hit the lottery when they watch the vlog before it's deleted?

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/I_OGnNoPC6w/v-deo.html

    • @RugbugRedfern
      @RugbugRedfern 3 роки тому +4

      yes'm

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 роки тому +5

      Spoiler: The Suitcase contained all of Alex's deleted vlogs, in floppy disk format.

    • @bagheadbecky4064
      @bagheadbecky4064 3 роки тому

      Has he been doing that? I didn't realize

  • @zaidhannoun5
    @zaidhannoun5 3 роки тому +2762

    Plot twist: he’s actually serious the government is searching for him

    • @Meraik
      @Meraik 3 роки тому +2

      Zaid Hannoun ooo

    • @nickherrera6446
      @nickherrera6446 3 роки тому +26

      You thought it was a joke? Hah, fool

    • @nickherrera6446
      @nickherrera6446 3 роки тому +6

      Oh no, they’re after me now

    • @bubbajojo4851
      @bubbajojo4851 3 роки тому +2

      Wdym this is real

    • @shouko9097
      @shouko9097 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah I think this is actually real.
      Hold on someone's knocking on my door lemme just ope

  • @ItsShowtime902
    @ItsShowtime902 3 роки тому +858

    I have about 700 blank cds, i will burn this video onto all them and leave them in geocaches around canada

    • @maxime1776
      @maxime1776 3 роки тому +16

      Devin Doiron
      I’ll be there for the geocache

    • @krqgen
      @krqgen 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxime1776 ill be there after

    • @josuepereira8348
      @josuepereira8348 3 роки тому +4

      i have about 500. im about to do the same

    • @aurwood68
      @aurwood68 3 роки тому +1

      Isnt how the Zeitgeist movie was initially found?

    • @zed_2ed929
      @zed_2ed929 3 роки тому

      Rįy cōwe fiki

  • @pranks
    @pranks 3 роки тому +744

    Knowing what i know, which is nothing. I can't tell if he's trolling or for real. One thing is for certain. He's breaking the matrix!

    • @alextabara9150
      @alextabara9150 3 роки тому +1

      Have you seen him in the last 5 months?

    • @emmanuelbarboza7347
      @emmanuelbarboza7347 3 роки тому +1

      @@alextabara9150 no why what happened

    • @zachsflz
      @zachsflz 3 роки тому +1

      @@alextabara9150 what happen

  • @JasonMoceri1982
    @JasonMoceri1982 3 роки тому +525

    I swear I was totally just thinking today how long overdue we were for another Alex Ernst vlog, and lo and behold I go on UA-cam tonight and see you on my recommended page! Another masterpiece as usual!

  • @ksks1623
    @ksks1623 3 роки тому +355

    He's back from the dead

    • @user-yc9hr5ls3r
      @user-yc9hr5ls3r 3 роки тому +1

      NEVER WAS DEAD

    • @shaquilleblair7169
      @shaquilleblair7169 3 роки тому

      I was shocked when I saw the notification

    • @mrmakeshft
      @mrmakeshft 3 роки тому

      Such an accurate statement

    • @batspongey
      @batspongey 3 роки тому +6

      ATTENTION: DONT CLICK “Scotts” LINK IT IS SOME RANDOM FARMING VIEWS, NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO ENJOYING UA-cam COMMENTS :)

  • @sethpino2963
    @sethpino2963 3 роки тому +213

    This guy is on a whole different comedic level

    • @sethpino2963
      @sethpino2963 3 роки тому +3

      I commented the same thing on his last video and it got 14k likes🤯

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 3 роки тому +143

    This has reached the point where I'm unable to tell if this guy is actually sane or this is some really heavy satire that's going above my head

  • @autumn12310
    @autumn12310 3 роки тому +1227

    Merch should say “Alex Ernst” on the front and “this tweet is no longer available” (or whatever that Twitter message is) on the back

    • @shmeade
      @shmeade 3 роки тому +4

      Why there’s no replies

    • @ltariku
      @ltariku 3 роки тому +4

      I second this. Would def buy

    • @cameron7426
      @cameron7426 3 роки тому

      if they dont sell out i think ima buy one and then write that with a tide togo stick on the back or some shit (i think those have bleach n them right

  • @lyleeART
    @lyleeART 3 роки тому +465

    If you mess with him... you’re a fool. There’s nothing else to it.

  • @aidensherman699
    @aidensherman699 3 роки тому +408

    Everybody: oh ADHD is just not being able to sit still and you’re easily distracted. Actual ADHD:

  • @CodyFlomRides
    @CodyFlomRides 3 роки тому +1965

    Alex makes the best worst videos tbh

  • @RonaldFinger
    @RonaldFinger 3 роки тому +875

    I like the part where you vlogged

    • @FHDTV
      @FHDTV 3 роки тому +3

      I like the part where you sanded the Fiero

    • @tonytiger2373
      @tonytiger2373 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Jazz-yf9bf
      @Jazz-yf9bf 3 роки тому

      Billy The kid shut up, he’s joking

    • @elwees2529
      @elwees2529 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @jl-it4rs
    @jl-it4rs 3 роки тому +1350

    If alex doesnt become president the world is going to end
    Thanks for all the likes

    • @ukron1254
      @ukron1254 3 роки тому +8

      Guido Mista yes

    • @TheMajesticRon
      @TheMajesticRon 3 роки тому

      Hes too young

    • @yeahno6450
      @yeahno6450 3 роки тому +2

      The Majestic Ron it’s a fking joke

    • @maralewis5994
      @maralewis5994 3 роки тому

      I would be happy for him to become president!

    • @jl-it4rs
      @jl-it4rs 3 роки тому

      @Addison F why tf are u saying this its pointless

  • @StreetManTV
    @StreetManTV 3 роки тому +327

    Alex

  • @jboisp
    @jboisp 3 роки тому +120

    I sometimes forget this man is playing a character

    • @Ashh9
      @Ashh9 3 роки тому +13

      That’s what you think

    • @2nerC9
      @2nerC9 3 роки тому +9

      That’s what he wants you to think

    • @Lukefiore
      @Lukefiore 3 роки тому +5

      He wants you to think that that’s what he wants us to think

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 3 роки тому +116

    cool

  • @mistermando922
    @mistermando922 3 роки тому +476

    No one's gonna talk abt Chris Hanson being in his video

    • @miss42310
      @miss42310 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @PaulBailey98
      @PaulBailey98 3 роки тому +40

      He’ll say pretty much anything on cameo due to his crippling debt lol

    • @GoInGcRz
      @GoInGcRz 3 роки тому +1

      He's money hungry...

    • @PabloEscobar-zw8km
      @PabloEscobar-zw8km 3 роки тому +2

      www.cameo.com/chansen You can ask him to say something too

  • @Davey_Maick
    @Davey_Maick 3 роки тому +120

    Dude's a legend ,funny, smokes cigars ,probably telling us he's almost dying ...let's not forget the burning car in the background ...oh and merch ...nice

    • @Logan-bh8tc
      @Logan-bh8tc 3 роки тому

      At this point Hes either actually dead or really commiting to the bit

  • @zarahhill9576
    @zarahhill9576 3 роки тому +157

    Alex is the kinda guy where if it showed up on the news that he did something crazy, you'd be like... Yeah figures

  • @Fordsy1990
    @Fordsy1990 3 роки тому +155

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Alex lit his cigar with a multi-million dollar baseball card?

    • @ryanhemphill3375
      @ryanhemphill3375 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah a Honus T206 lol

    • @Fordsy1990
      @Fordsy1990 3 роки тому +5

      @YABARBER reprints. Originals have sold for millions.

    • @jlake3768
      @jlake3768 3 роки тому +2

      even though it was probably a cheap one it still made me die inside lol

  • @flyingtoast1204
    @flyingtoast1204 3 роки тому +28

    Alex made a whole movie with an intro- the dedication

  • @audrinar4809
    @audrinar4809 3 роки тому +82

    Alex and David have posted the same amount of times in the past 5 months... once, they’ve both posted once.

  • @kcs4652
    @kcs4652 3 роки тому +475

    I can’t tell if he’s SLIGHTLY mispronouncing the word predators so he won’t get demonetized for saying it. Or not.

  • @MattRingel
    @MattRingel 3 роки тому +58

    Now I’m going to have to start searching all of the thrift shops in California looking for VHS copies of the vlog

  • @abbeybatten4282
    @abbeybatten4282 3 роки тому +36

    i haven’t watched youtube in like 5 days but i’m here to watch alex

  • @shrirajkavleker7667
    @shrirajkavleker7667 3 роки тому +37

    Dont worry this will get recommended to everyone in 7 years

  • @MS-bq3bz
    @MS-bq3bz 3 роки тому +21

    When he said “I can be anywhere, anytime” I looked out my window lol😂

  • @kaydenfortney5194
    @kaydenfortney5194 3 роки тому +236

    During quarantine Alex has become a criminal..... but is he a criminal if he never gets caught!?

  • @avez2564
    @avez2564 3 роки тому +464

    Yo there’s a channel by Emily Seawright and she’s dating a guy that looks just like you

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/I_OGnNoPC6w/v-deo.html

    • @richamar
      @richamar 3 роки тому +5

      Avez256 And His Name Is Alex!

    • @-NRB-
      @-NRB- 3 роки тому +6

      Can’t wait to woosh someone

    • @Smoko-9
      @Smoko-9 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah no shit, that's his girlfriend

    • @snowyy124
      @snowyy124 3 роки тому +7

      Alexander Estes r/woooosh

  • @Chickem_
    @Chickem_ 3 роки тому

    I swear to god every video of yours is perfection. just the titles themsevles are hilarious and whenever i see you uploaded my entire month is made

  • @joeyurban4325
    @joeyurban4325 3 роки тому +58

    Alex took 5 months to make this video. Edit: He also lit his cigar with a Honus Wagner rookie card valued at $3 million.

  • @beansmead5446
    @beansmead5446 3 роки тому +67

    The applecidervinegarians have missed you Alex

  • @corbyn198
    @corbyn198 3 роки тому +55

    No one gonna talk about how uncle iroh's second voice actor did the opening? All I've seen is abt Chris Hansen....

  • @marcgrat
    @marcgrat 3 роки тому +14

    Trying to light his Tesla on fire through the "gas tank"
    The government is playing checkers while Alex is playing chess.

  • @guidezoid1646
    @guidezoid1646 3 роки тому +7

    I feel like on the final vlog that connects everything together we will discover that Alex is really an alien.

  • @BobBob-ex7ft
    @BobBob-ex7ft 3 роки тому +12

    When your favourite youtuber can’t say he is posting again in a 5 minute 20 second video or less

  • @ItsMe-gd5lb
    @ItsMe-gd5lb 3 роки тому +18

    Bailey can drive, I can’t even make my own dentist appointment 👁👄👁

  • @ytbvdshrtnr
    @ytbvdshrtnr 3 роки тому +1

    I really appreciate you as a person Alex Ernst. If you make more videos I will enjoy watching them

  • @Justindedwards215
    @Justindedwards215 3 роки тому

    Jesus Christ your a genius...everything i see is pure comedic genius...keep it up bro 10 of 10 would watch anything you create

  • @johnmichael_
    @johnmichael_ 3 роки тому +4

    Legend has it that Chuck Norris makes Alex Ernst jokes...
    (sick intro man, loved the vlog!! Thankyou for keeping off evils)🍻✅

  • @lowholdingbackthepod3615
    @lowholdingbackthepod3615 3 роки тому +17

    You need an “Alex Ernst Master of the Matrix” shirt

  • @BLuJiNX_live
    @BLuJiNX_live 3 роки тому

    The BUNNY HAND DRIVING - just made my day

  • @sportsfanforever4
    @sportsfanforever4 3 роки тому +75

    he’s gonna put all the vlogs together and it’s gonna be his movie i’m calling it

  • @oblivionunion
    @oblivionunion 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly I could watch this guy breaking tables for hours and not get bored

  • @machodgdon
    @machodgdon 3 роки тому +47

    When Alex is thriving putting out this masterpiece while David has pretty much left us for a dodgeball show

  • @slickificationful
    @slickificationful 3 роки тому +2

    I love the little Minnesota Easter eggs he puts in the vlog, like a little inside joke

  • @austincalderon1124
    @austincalderon1124 3 роки тому +8

    this goes deep ,we havnt heard from my Ernst in almost 4 months hes gone into hiding..

  • @michellemendez3099
    @michellemendez3099 3 роки тому +65

    So are we all gonna ignore that badass Avatar The Last Airbender reference?
    Also, did anyone else peep that bunny paw on the wheel?

  • @THEFACTWORLDD
    @THEFACTWORLDD 3 роки тому +355

    Use me as a “Here before its deleted” button.

    • @THEFACTWORLDD
      @THEFACTWORLDD 3 роки тому +6

      Guido Mista understandable, have a great day.

    • @dcmtdm1
      @dcmtdm1 3 роки тому +7

      This was the second time it’s been uploaded lmaoo

    • @THEFACTWORLDD
      @THEFACTWORLDD 3 роки тому +3

      Cruz YT Ik, I watched the premiere

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/I_OGnNoPC6w/v-deo.html

    • @Aluxix
      @Aluxix 3 роки тому +1

      Why does he deleted it?

  • @MrPmfontes
    @MrPmfontes 3 роки тому

    The plot work is intricate and beautiful! Bravo! 👏🏽

  • @madisondaniels1995
    @madisondaniels1995 3 роки тому

    Not even 5 seconds into watching this video and as soon as I heard Uncle Iroh I knew this was as always going to be quality content.

  • @qxRob
    @qxRob 3 роки тому +3

    You know quarantine changed Alex when he makes a vlog...

  • @propername4830
    @propername4830 3 роки тому +10

    Alex ernst: quarantine blog
    comments section: repetitive compliments to the audience

  • @spencerlarrimore7572
    @spencerlarrimore7572 3 роки тому

    Honestly respect to the central and overflow fan base. 14k up! Not a single thumb down! Literally, no one. No one. Has chosen to be that person and smack dislike. That may just go to show you're both doing something right in the messages you send by example. Hats off to you both.

  • @TheAdzyPadzy
    @TheAdzyPadzy 3 роки тому

    Oh man these keep getting better and better, I’ll be scouting my local thrift store down here in Australia once they reopen!

  • @julienweiner3519
    @julienweiner3519 3 роки тому +19

    Ik it was probably water but seeing him pour that stuff on a Tesla model S was genuinely more nerve wracking than any horror movie

  • @savehimgffff1777
    @savehimgffff1777 3 роки тому +12

    The people who disliked this video are definitely having an existential crisis and most likely hate themselves.

  • @Yumyum-yo6op
    @Yumyum-yo6op 3 роки тому

    Alex your content is so unique but good it is like you made your own cinematic universe

  • @noahhaynes8862
    @noahhaynes8862 3 роки тому

    Hands down, Alex is the funniest dude alive for the most intricate storytelling/humor 😂

  • @Loganl2k8
    @Loganl2k8 3 роки тому +4

    The amount of effort this man puts into his vlogs is incredible

  • @Jamsteo
    @Jamsteo 3 роки тому +6

    I havent seen an Alex Ernst video in a year

  • @jeremiemangylo
    @jeremiemangylo 3 роки тому +1

    You are crazy man 🤣😂 i love your dark sense of humor

  • @adzzil
    @adzzil 3 роки тому +1

    Alex has been in that Pizza Gate rabbit hole

  • @bynum1
    @bynum1 3 роки тому +21

    he smoked the cigar with the rarest baseball card of all time, honus wagner worth a couple million if it were real 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @noved317
      @noved317 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks for clarifying lol I knew there was a significance to it but didn’t know what haha

  • @gello7221
    @gello7221 3 роки тому +4

    every time i watch a new vlog i always ask myself “what the fuck did i just watch”

  • @mkv9105
    @mkv9105 3 роки тому +1

    I always watch Alex's blog thinking "is it possible? No he couldn't have? But did he? " 😂😂😂

  • @doisacidegunoi3933
    @doisacidegunoi3933 3 роки тому

    Great job Alex ..keep doing this. .I lov ur ideas

  • @HaleyWhittington-kf6yw
    @HaleyWhittington-kf6yw 3 роки тому +5

    I love how everyone rushes to the comments before watching the actual video

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 роки тому +3

    This is simply the best channel on UA-cam

  • @FernStone
    @FernStone 3 роки тому

    how are your vlogs soooo good ..... like the effort and content is amazing !! Also ,,, Chris Hanson !

  • @valeriaramos3609
    @valeriaramos3609 3 роки тому

    This is art. I love you Alex.

  • @MagicalDanny
    @MagicalDanny 3 роки тому +7

    The "we bout to break the matrix the matrix" song is fucking great do you have like a full version or even just that part of it anywhere for us to listen to it??

  • @magana0427
    @magana0427 3 роки тому +10

    These spot the difference games are getting harder

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/I_OGnNoPC6w/v-deo.html

  • @jonathanpendrak3442
    @jonathanpendrak3442 3 роки тому

    This man is the definition of the ace up someone's sleeve

  • @mariamsakina395
    @mariamsakina395 3 роки тому

    The humour in this is ELITEEE

  • @gustavtilk7817
    @gustavtilk7817 3 роки тому +5

    Alex has officially uploaded more than David in the past months

  • @DanielRaymondDeLong
    @DanielRaymondDeLong 3 роки тому +4

    I feel like he eats shrooms and hits voice recorder and than just adds pictures and videos later 🤣

  • @corysorenson8123
    @corysorenson8123 3 роки тому +2

    I think it’s safe to say we found the only creative member of the “vlog squad”

  • @maralewis5994
    @maralewis5994 3 роки тому

    Watching your videos alex, always makes me so happy no matter what is happening. ☺️

  • @carter.9628
    @carter.9628 3 роки тому +3

    closest thing we have to dwight shrute

  • @jascanuto6198
    @jascanuto6198 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like he's gonna walk out of my closet or something. He could be anywhere right

  • @courtney5400
    @courtney5400 3 роки тому

    This vlog officially made 2020 better. Thanks Mr.Alex Ernst.

  • @Gia.325
    @Gia.325 3 роки тому

    great vlog! As always brilliant work, sir.

  • @jemzveit6752
    @jemzveit6752 3 роки тому +2

    10 years from now I want Alex to travel back to the countries and see how many of the old people know him

  • @rustydagon598
    @rustydagon598 3 роки тому +51

    Dude I can’t tell what’s satire and what’s normal tire anymore

  • @TatianaOConnor
    @TatianaOConnor 3 роки тому

    Keep them coming!!!!
    LOVE your creativity 🤗❤️❤️🤗

  • @Dany123ifly
    @Dany123ifly 3 роки тому

    Wow I haven't seen a video this funny in years! Nice to see someone with a sense of humor!!

  • @lukebuck7037
    @lukebuck7037 3 роки тому +3

    Respect man. You have earned a subscription.

  • @muis7238
    @muis7238 3 роки тому +4

    I really need at least a monthly vlog from Alex
    Okay yeah David is gone during Corona but pleeeease Alex we need u

  • @SpaceFlye
    @SpaceFlye 3 роки тому

    I love how Alex just does whatever he wants on this channel.
    You do you buddy. I like it.

  • @felixculpa9957
    @felixculpa9957 3 роки тому +1

    Nobody is going to talk about the avatar intro that too in iroh's voice ? That was awesome..

  • @josephsaladi4001
    @josephsaladi4001 3 роки тому +17

    I’m sure he’s actually sent out DVDs to thrift stores around the world 🙄

  • @troz5287
    @troz5287 3 роки тому +3

    Every vlog is a masterpiece
    Greetings from germany

  • @Supremo_C26
    @Supremo_C26 3 роки тому

    Re-watching all of Alex's revolutionary videos.

  • @skinnypx1949
    @skinnypx1949 3 роки тому +1

    He's back baby! He's a genius. No one makes videos like him. It's like OG UA-cam videos.